Everything Wrong With Sonic and the Secret Rings in Almost 12 Minutes

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you've read it or not you've at least heard of the story haven't you I mean you had the book on your face people usually read the Arabian Nights because of that story it's the best story of all the Arabian Nights or at least the second-best yeah we Bob in the 40 thieves was way better he could not bear to simply remain in the book any longer and so he has begun to set the inscriptions for you absorbing the power of the book itself the power of the book you know this is something to think about how does Shara under a surge in know that they live inside a book furthermore if they know that they live inside a book dystonic know he lives inside a video game you are my master having called forth the genie of the ring bless bouche all he did was grab the ring does that mean that if I just touch a house on the master everyone inside it what inside that book no please place the ring on your finger why was the ring much bigger earlier before it can fit as a wristlet personick and now it's small enough to be a regular finger ring also I was a magic ring even there to begin with isn't it supposed to be an item from the storybook wouldn't that mean that the world of the Arabian Nights already exists in the real world and if the answer is Shara put it there then can she just do that he's just put magical storybook items in the real world because she's in the real world right now that's Razer Jin's goal and he's supposed to be more powerful insurance so why can't he just do what Shara did someone tell me that this isn't really happening I know right I am the one who shall carve up this world as I see fit yeah well if you're gonna do that can you at least wait until I'm done reading it first ah so you were reading it but why tenzen with the seven world rings seven world rings discount Chaos Emeralds you do not like huh I didn't catch that last word your echo couple with the long volume of your voice against the music doesn't help the king is the creator of the Arabian Nights and the main character of the story actually technically Queen Shahrazad it was the creator of the stories and even then she'd collected them from different sources so that Shahriyar wouldn't behead her if anything sure is out of the main character my name is Ali Baba come on tails I know it's you I'm very sorry he seems to have mistaken you for someone else oh it's okay I'm still very grateful that you saved me you're not gonna make Sonic marry your son right suddenly Resident Evil that's a promise from me to you yes all right creepy resident evil monster about directly but there's still time for a pinkie promise when darkness descends upon the Arabian Nights um are we are gonna talk about how grabbing the ring causes sonic pain no okay the legendary blue hedgehog from another world shall come me legendary you've got to be kidding you're gonna make me blush when the seven rings that control the worlds are gathered the portal between the worlds shall open but the life of the collector of the Rings shall be offered up in sacrifice as the key for that control that is what is written in the newest chapter of the Arabian Nights wait but earlier you said the king is the creator of the Arabian Nights and then he said seize this blue spiky thing at once if you the creator of the stories that means he wrote that last part too which means he should know who Sonic is if he didn't write it who did huh yeah now that jacket would have ripped right off you should be dead Sonico six at any rate better hurry it up dang how the edge hi great discount chaos control also discount egg goal man this game really likes adventure chewing it up doesn't it well according to rumor he was fighting some pirates when he was taken away by the roof the roof the roof is on fire I'm sorry I had to I am Sinbad of the seven seas adventurer of adventurers who the heck are you Oh Sinbad it truly is you the great adventurer voice has exclamation but subtitle say interrogation why not just try splashing some water on him Wow the wisdom of Sinbad of the seven seas the adventurer of adventurers I don't even need to say anything here a water blue ring first a fire genie and now pirates huh the Arabian Nights really our worlds of endless adventures aren't they no just 2001 just touching it makes me feel like I've got a whirlpool of emotion spiraling around inside me I can't even begin to imagine what having all seven rings would do to someone and will technically never know it might even open the gates of hell how the edge this came is just on a roll looks like I'm the only one that can touch them bechet's because I'm not from this world but earlier Sinbad said you see the Pirates who locked me up here took the water blue ring I use to control storms so he obviously would have needed to be able to touch the ring if he wanted to control the Seas right so what's the deal come on we're almost there kicking a ticking time-bomb might not be the best idea sonic to think this little thing could cause so much trouble you mean the ring no he means the flame on his chest of course he means the ring dumbass I sense death approaching unnecessary foreshadowing suddenly CGI for some reason after all these years I am just now noticing that Sonic doesn't have the flame on his chest in this scene but he does later okay and that did one of the seven world rings this one is purple oh this one this one is sealed with sadness yeah because when I think sadness I think of the color purple there's something I've been thinking about Shara what is it how do you and the eraser Jin know each other good I'm not the one that has to ask I have an idea watch this Open Sesame you know Open Sesame from Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves but you don't know anything about Aladdin and the magic [ __ ] lamp when the seven rings that control the worlds are gathered the portal between worlds shall open nope there's no goddamn way that you won the prophecy word-for-word by just hearing at once let us rule the world together Shara what what I I must shore up stuff you can't do this think about what will happen I'm sorry I have no choice I just want to be back with him shoo traitorous [ __ ] do what you truly think is right it would've been really [ __ ] up with what she thought was right was giving the rings to the eraser Jen and I still got you involved it's okay it's not your fault oh yes it is so allegedly what happens here is sonic absorbs the rayna's of Rage hatred and sadness that's transforming the darkspine Sonic but why why did those rings come out of alpha will why Leo in the first place what is char technically count as a collector of the Rings if she was guiding scythe thus making alpha y laila complete what would happen if psychic had absorbed all the rings at this point he'll what would happen if he was the one who wanted to use him in the first place he was the collector but you have to kill himself earlier char said I just want to be back with him what does that mean were they involved romantically at some point if so why aren't they still together but the answer is because the razor jin went cuckoo for cocoa puffs oh sure I left my wanted to stop him why was she even for one second but trace line I can give her rays of the Rings if they just because it was abusive codependent relationship and she's plan to Huson it to collect the Rings all along then why would she at first say that it didn't exist that she wouldn't give him to him even if they did it really pretty sure that she would meaning he knew that she wanted to be with him again I guess I believed it if it were last-minute thing it wouldn't have just been easier to say oh and by the way the only thing that can stop a razor general the sudden world rings you need to help me collect them B wait what is the phrase that can't be have an exclamation and a question mark it's not a question to go back to the way you were that's not how you said it that doesn't make any sense my first wish bring Shara back to life my body my body is oh wait but earlier Shara said long ago he was punished for his misdeeds and sealed away in the land he would not be forgiven until he had granted the wishes of a thousand people but when his sentence had been served when his sentence had been served meaning that he was no longer bound to the rules of the lamp so technically he shouldn't have to grant Sonic or anyone whom would have the lamps wishes at all it's smart to bring sharp back to life before starting the Arabian Nights because if memory serves me right one of the rules of the genie of the lamp is that you can't bring anyone back from the dead no Arabian Nights no rules however no Arabian Nights no rules that would mean that the rules of the lamp still wouldn't apply to arrays or jinn even if he hadn't served a sentence yet hmm Shara will you grant me one more wish hmm I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs now just let yourself cry as much as you need to you'll have plenty of handkerchiefs to help you through it I can't help but get the feeling that didn't know how to end this so they try to do something symbolic but it just ended up being stupid party games goes over fun right having saved the world of the Arabian Nights Ren and oh can you just wish for you to send him back he had many adventures but those are stories for another time that we will never see why do we need subtitles for something that's on screen I'm not alright hey guys try five here and thanks so much for watching my cinnamon sticks period of everything wrong with Sonic in the secret rings man do I hate how this game controls but the story is pretty alright all things considered you should head on over to cinema since the awesome people that I parody he also hosts sister channels a cover music brands and other topics so funny story when I was playing to finally cover secret rings I thought I'd do something really stupid which was record the sins while doing the hot pepper challenge because you know Sonic's flames on his chest and hot pepper and violet so if you want to seem to make a complete fool out of myself go check out the hot pepper challenge version of this video a tattoo version is just in case the hot pepper one is annoying to hear as opposed to funny so until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is char I 5 signing off

Channel: Charriii5

Views: 588,956

Keywords: EWW, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic the Hedgehog, Seven World Rings, Arabian Nights, Shahra, Erazor Djinn, Ali Baba, Aladdin, Sinbad, Darkspine Sonic, Alf Layla wa-Layla, Genie of the Lamp, 1001 Nights, Genie of the Ring, King Shahryar, Charriii5, Sonic Wild Fire, sonic wildfire, Seven Rings in Hand, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic Colors, Sonic Wii, Sonic Storybook Series, sonic storybook series 3rd game, sonic and the secret rings multiplayer, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow

Id: m7jCLikIm9U

Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 09 2016