Everything Wrong With Five Nights at Freddy's (1-2-3-4 & Sister Location) in 26 Minutes

i actually worked in that office before you i'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so i know it can be a bit overwhelming but i'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about you'll be fine if the last person who worked at your job has to leave recordings for you to assure you that you'll be fine i'm pretty sure that's a clear indication that you will not be fine uh let's see first there's an introductory greeting from the company that i'm supposed to read why we don't work here anymore why would an ex-employee be training me through the phone no less instead of an active employee upon discovering that damage or death has occurred a missing person report will be filed within 90 days where as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced blah blah blah now that might sound bad i know but there's really nothing to worry about i don't know man when the introductory clause of the legal documents for my new job is talking about being exempt from any deaths i think i should worry not to mention was all this [ __ ] not told to me before i took the job because i'm pretty sure i'd have to be made aware of this before i even accept uh the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night but do i blame them no if i were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and i never got a bath i'd probably be a bit irritable at night too yeah my guy i get that but you're making it seem like the animatronics have free will and aren't programmed to do that and if you know that does the company know that they're alive because i mean you probably should have told me that part before i took the job too so just be aware the characters do tend to wander a bit uh they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night why something about their servos locking up they get turned off for too long okay we'll just hire an on-site engineer man they do perform maintenance on these things right and if they're allowed to roam free what the [ __ ] do you need a night guard for what's a thief or a murderer going to do to them they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too but then there was the bite of 87. yeah it's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe cool well i totally feel safe working at the night shift they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume now since that's against the rules here at freddy fazbear's pizza they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside a freddy fazbear suit now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with cross beams wired and animatronic devices especially around the facial area okay phone guy can i call you phone guy okay phone guy why are you so [ __ ] nonchalant about that and more importantly how do you know that's what they would do to me also who was the massive 200 iq genius that thought to program the animatronics that way did they not think well that could be dangerous to actual human beings even worse who was the 300 iq super brain that found out that the animatronics were programmed like that and went oh yeah let's just leave them like that so you can imagine having your head fortunately pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort oh yeah a little bit yeah uh the only parts of you that would like to see the line of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth and pop out the front yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up why that's a pr scandal and several lawsuits just waiting to happen uh check those cameras and remember to close the doors only if absolutely conserve power why do i even have electrical doors why not just have regular non-electrical doors i just boop locked the door and if they could break down the doors to try to get to me why even have windows they could possibly break down too and you might be thinking oh maybe those are bulletproof windows meaning that they can't break them well then why aren't the doors made out of that material too i wouldn't even be wasting power all right good night have you been talking to me for two whole hours god damn dude if i have to conserve energy why do i have the goddamn fan on i'd rather sweat my ass off for six hours and be stuffed into a mechanical suit i won't talk quite as long this time since freddy and his friends tend to become more active progressives why do the robots have a sense of time and just go oh boy 12 am on a tuesday that really rustles my jimmies but not as much as wednesdays though then i get really cranky hey you're doing great most people don't last this long what the [ __ ] do you mean most people how many people do you know have worked this shift and you took the job anyway i mean you know they usually move on to other things by now yeah no [ __ ] man if i had a group of killer animatronics trying to make me into one of them i'd quit too what am i even still coming back for whatever they're paying me is not worth it uh anyway i i better not take up too much of your time uh things are getting real tonight what do you mean real what were they gonna pretend kill me before i'm gonna try to hold out until someone checks maybe it won't be so bad i i well that guy [ __ ] died why would corporate let me listen to these recordings did they not know they existed the phone's ringing so clearly someone's calling is the person sending me these recordings not the same person that recorded them and if that's true why not just tell me straight up that this place is dangerous a hundred and twenty dollars for that whole week that's 120 divided by 5 is 24 divided by 6 is 4 dollars an hour even in 1984 this would have been grossly underpaid i was risking my life for 120 bucks why why would i come back for a sixth night the name of the game is five nights at freddy's [Music] okay that was night six i have better off and worth it at 120 and 50 cents of overtime never mind the fact that that's completely not worth it how on earth was this sum of money calculated for my overtime don't get me wrong it's a lot more than any job would pay out given that i'm only working for 30 hours a week at four dollars an hour's salary meaning that my overtime should be four times 1.5 is six times six is 36 36 i just got paid in a day what i make in a week plus an extra 50 cents meaning i made 120.5 divided by 120 equals 1.0042 100.42 my regular wage what an arbitrary ass number okay i finished 420 mode do i get like wii or something for that i got fired for that for tampering with animatronics okay first off if i could tamper with the animatronics this whole time why wouldn't i set them to zero every night general and professionalism suggest that i wasn't a goddamn master at what i do which excuse me but the fact that i was able to survive your dumb ass machines at their highest difficulty suggests otherwise and odor you fired me because i smell excuse me for [ __ ] my pants every night for the past week your robots were trying to kill me a hundred dollars and 50 cents a week there better be less of these [ __ ] than last time for me to even consider this wait that's the same guy from the last game isn't this game of prequel which begs the question why would you call this five nights at freddy's 2 if it's a prequel never mind that how long has this guy been working for this company because clearly he's more than just a night guard if he's leaving recordings for someone in another on it through restaurant facial recognition advanced mobility they even let them walk around during the day but most importantly they're all tied into some kind of criminal database so they can detect a predator a mile away heck we should be paying them to guard you that's exactly what i'm saying what's the point of having a night guard mainly his first concern that certain characters seem to move around at night and even attempted to get into his office now from what we know that should be impossible that restaurant should be the safest place on earth so while our engineers don't really have an explanation for this the working theory is that the robots were never given a proper knife mode so when it gets quiet they think they're in the wrong room so then they go try to find where the people are and in this case that's your office okay but you just said there were engineers why don't they give the animatronics a proper night mode you see there may be a minor glitch in the system something about robots saying he was an endoskeleton without his costume on and wanting some stuff you want to pursue so hey we've given you an empty freddy fazbear okay why was i not giving this [ __ ] mask in the first game and even though your flashlight can run out of power the building cannot so don't worry about the flight going up well i think that's it uh you should be golden get it because golden freddy question why in the zuck do i have to take off my freddy mask in order to wind up the music box i mean i can see pretty well with it on [Applause] now he's just so you have engineers but it was your employees who tried to put mangle back together our guard during the day has reported cool good for him but i'm here from close until open and you said yourself that these things have faulty programming at night why would i give a damn about what he says okay so uh just to update you uh there's been somewhat of an investigation no phone guy they don't animatronics don't just bite off a kid's front cerebral lobe sometimes um hey uh keep a close eye on things tonight okay why am i here if this place is on lockdown due to police investigation i'm pretty sure i shouldn't be allowed to be working here nope not worth it what on earth are you doing there didn't you get the memo the place has closed down at least for a while no phone guy as a matter of fact i did not get the memo the only memo i got was welcome to the family i don't know what the hell i'm doing here for a sixth night especially when the place is closed down because a murder happened and there's no way i couldn't have known that because it would've been all over the news we have one more event scheduled for tomorrow a birthday what the [ __ ] are you talking about you just said that the place is closed down for a while why are we hosting a kid's birthday party when a kid was murdered here well when a place eventually opens again i'll probably take the night shift wait so what the hell is your position in this company anyway you're not the day guard you just said last night that that position opened up but now you're taking my shift as the guard i hate to keep bringing this up but the game keeps doing and i can't really ignore it i wasn't even supposed to come in so why is the company still paying me over time or otherwise not to mention i'm getting [ __ ] with this check 20.1 divided by 6 is 3.35 cents for a night i wasn't even supposed to come that's 20 of my regular pay for something the company itself is deeming overtime the new animatronics will be scrapped due to possible malfunctions however the original characters are being kept in hopes of a possible reorganization of the company but those models were malfunctioning too wouldn't it cost more to restore the current animatronics which have already malfunctioned twice than it would to just commission new machines that they'd have to reprogram anyway notice of termination employee number three fritz smith to note first on the job really well it's not my goddamn fault you're hiring a night guard when you're supposed to be closed though that does beg the question how would i know and why would i tamper with the animatronics on the first day hey glad you came back for another night what the hell do you mean another night this is night one uh then over to your far left that you can flip up your maintenance panel you know use this to reboot any systems that may go offline in trying to make the place feel vintage we may have overdone it a bit some of this equipment is barely functional cool well this is another loss of just waiting to happen and it's not even the same company who's in charge is that part of the vintage authenticity phone dude if you let that ventilation go offline then you'll start seeing some crazy stuff man keep that air flowing unless the vents malfunctioning means that they're gonna emit some sort of gas i should be fine i mean i have a fan in here so air is always flowing hey man okay i have some awesome news for you first of all we found some vintage audio training cassettes dude these are like prehistoric i think they were like training tapes for like other employees or something like that you just call them training cassettes what do you think you mean their training tapes you know their training tapes turning the crank will recoil and compress the animatronic parts around the sides of the suit providing room to climb inside please make sure that spring locks are fast and tight to ensure the animatronic devices remain fixed we will cover this in more detail in tomorrow's session remember to smile you are the face of brady fazbear's people why would you not have any of that as a visual training tape given that they need to know how the spring locks work and if you were going to show them in person what's the point of a tape and why would you segment the training why wouldn't you teach them everything they need to know before they put on these potentially life-threatening suits it may take a few moments to position your head and torso between these parts in a manner where you can move and speak try not to nudge or press against any of the spring locks do not touch the spring locks at any time do not breathe on the spring rods and moisture may loosen them and cause them to break it sounds like this suit is hella sensitive so why would anyone volunteer to wear it for their job and if they double as an animatronic why wouldn't you just use it as one uh there's been a slight change of company policy concerning use of the suit um don't after learning of an unfortunate incident at the sister location involving multiple and simultaneous spring-locked failures the company has insisted temporarily for employees no really the murders that you know easily malfunction and destroy people's bodies were deemed unfit for employees by the company only after they killed someone in a sister location how has this entire company not gone bankrupt with all the lawsuits they should have received those are the only suits these employees should have worn um room is reserved for equipment and or other property not being currently used and as a backup business location for employees only this is not a break room should not be considered a place for employees to hide but you just said it was a safety room and that it is in fact the safety location for employees only where the hell else would employees hide unless you mean during work hours when there's no danger in the establishment otherwise what's the point of having a safety location for employees only when the employees can't hide it what did william afton seriously think would happen when going into the spring bonnie suit i know this is a series with robot human hybrids and animatronics powered by human souls and everything but a metal rabbit suit isn't gonna save you from five ghost children that you killed fazbear's fright burns to the ground very little was found at the scene the few items that were salvaged will be sold at public auction but why didn't the dude running fazbear fright have insurance don't those items technically belong to him i know this is all happening in this kid's head and that the nightmare animatronics aren't real but how does him clothing the closet make his mind think that nightmare foxy's gonna back off in that case why doesn't he confront the other nightmare animatronics too what are they gonna do they're afraid to come near him if he someone just peeks outside his door [Music] cool so on top of tormenting your little brother all week leading up to his birthday possibly even longer considering how much of an [ __ ] you are you not only subject him to psychological torment by forcing him to get close to an animatronic he was clearly terrified of and are pretty much a second degree murderer now at the very least guilty of involuntary manslaughter but maybe not because we do see hospital items in the children's bedroom so maybe you were just responsible for your little brother's not only psychological but now physical and very permanent drama and on his birthday foxy mask sucks oh what's in the box please enter your name as seen above the keypad this cannot be changed later it seems that you had some trouble with the keypad i see what you were trying to type and i will auto correct it for you one moment welcome eggs benedict how could that possibly be what i was trying to type when there's no b in mike michael or your keypad looks like funtime foxy is in perfect working order great job in front of you is another vent shaft crawl through it to reach the circus gallery control module what am i [ __ ] solid snake why don't you have me go through a door like a normal person instead of through the vents clara i tell you the baby isn't mine count i tell you that it is you're the only vampire i've ever loved and the baby turns his bottles into powdered milk since when is that a thing that vampires can do using the keypad below please select a new companion voice it seems that you had some trouble with the keypad i see what you were trying to type and i will auto correct it for you thank you for choosing angsty teen why is that even an option nobody wants to hear that i mean hearing that voice is like the death of a loved one or taxes you know they're coming but you don't want it there seems to be a power malfunction that is affecting our ability to properly motivate baby please stand by while i reboot the system i will be offline momentarily during this process various other systems may be offline as well such as security doors vent locks and oxygen why will there be no oxygen system why does this underground facility not natively have oxygen is it pressurized why would it be pressurized how deep underground are we uh how are we holding this back the only conceivable way for us to do that would be to put our fingers through those holes in the metal screen and i'm positive the bitty bop would have used that to their advantage it is recommended that you stay low to the ground and reach the other side as fast as possible as to not disturb ballora i will deactivate myself momentarily as to not create an auditory disturbance deactivating won't you have heard what you were saying do you only play audio depending on the room i'm in how do you know what room i'm in it seems you are taking a long time please proceed as quickly and as quietly as possible well you try to do this while on your stomach and trying to be quiet dumbass disembodied voice as the sun sets so also does another chapter in the saga of love lost between vlad and his distressed mistress can they be reconciled can their love rise again that and more happening now clara the baby isn't mine it is vlad they had trouble catching him in the nursery today so what lots of kids get hyper and run around and stuff they had to knock him out of the air with a broom i have to go they're going to dock your paychecks they can't do that i'm a vampire i don't eat paychecks you work the graveyard shift at the fry me taco don't lie to me oh the humanity when will the heartbreak end when will these two ships passing in the night rekindle their long lost love tune in tomorrow to find out damn this is the shortest show ever i've taken pee breaks longer than this show now that your elevator experience has been customized to your needs and you're thoroughly relaxed it's worth mentioning that due to your lackluster performance yesterday your pay has been decreased by a substantial amount i'm getting paid enjoy the rest of it who's my contractor i thought it was michael afton down here to look for my sister also [ __ ] you i did a lackluster performance yesterday you were the one doing troubleshooting then had to reboot unsuccessfully mind you forcing me to go through the ballora gallery and back just so i could manually restart the systems that's not even why i was originally here yesterday due to unforeseen malfunctions from today's shows your nightly duties will require you to perform maintenance that you may or may not be skilled enough to perform it became necessary for technicians to attempt to disconnect funtime freddie's power module however they were unsuccessful allowing them to try again would be an inefficient path forward as we would need to allow six to eight weeks for recovery and physical therapy so that responsibility falls on me for some reason on the other side of would i not require that amount of time great it looks like everything is as it should be in funtime auditorium there is no need to check on baby tonight please refrain from entering unauthorized areas or what i've been here two nights and i haven't been able to trust you once what are you gonna do reduce my pay that i didn't even know i was getting again sick the animatronics on me you don't even know when they are or aren't on stage [ __ ] ass boys okay so the mini arenas just let me go baby let me go i got out of the spring lot suit safely all that some of the most valued qualities that we like to see in new employees are determination fearlessness and a genuine disregard for instinctive self-preservation you've earned your one week bonus which will be given to you in the form of a delightful gift basket the cost of which will be taken out of your next paycheck cool so not only am i getting paid but the company's using my money to quote unquote buy me stuff cash back now it's just like my last mcs we have gift baskets containing fruit nuts flowers and of course the ever popular cash basket using the keypad below please enter the first few letters of the gift basket you would like to receive it seems you had some trouble with the keypad i see what you were trying to type and i will auto correct it for you thank you for selecting exotic butters never mind the fact that i couldn't have possibly typed that because there's no b on your keypad i didn't even know that was an option also what exactly makes them there are still two exotics on the site today what is it like from endangered please be aware that there are still two technicians on site today try to avoid interfering with their work if possible also feel free to ask them why they are still there and encourage them to go home why can't you do that yourself am i the only person you talk to not to mention if they're down here this late i'm sure the fun time animatronics got to them already i'm not going to step on their turf [Music] it is that [ __ ] rick astley it seems that you have accidentally wandered into a restricted area due to the sensitive nature of the materials that you may be exposed to here you will not be allowed to leave until the cleanup crew arrives at 6am so hang tight rest assured that you will be promptly rescued fired then sent home thank you for being an employee we hope that your experience has not been as regrettable as ours i'm sorry but what the hell was i supposed to do the real ending ends with me getting my innards scooped out and replaced by ennard is that what you wanted you boy voice huh you burned down my house you call that a house it was like a morgan there i may be undead but you're heartless you need to see your son the baby isn't mine he ate the cat sounds like something he got from your side of the family well how's this i'm keeping the diamond ring the joke's on you i found it in a kid's meal you bought a kid's meal oh vlad i presume he got the kids meal and therefore the ring before you had the kid and even if that's not true that still doesn't mean you got the kid's meal for the baby you came home with us why wait until night five to do that you could have done that literally any other night how you could have just taken my body at night three or four when baby kidnapped me [Applause] [Music] as cool as these cutscenes are having to unlock them one by one by playing the very hard modes is exhausting similarly this cutscene is great too but [ __ ] man you have to beat golden freddy mode meaning all animatronics on the highest setting that that's just cool dude hey everyone charify here thanks so much for watching my cinema since past each of everything wrong with five nights at freddy's i'd like to thank my supporters on patreon and my channel if you want to be featured in future videos helping me out a little bit each month or hit that join button for those who do support stay awesome you guys should head over to citizen the awesome people that are passing age they also post sister channels 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Id: EvQvpbUHo3w

Length: 27min 15sec (1635 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020