(laughing) (notification dinging) (gasping) (keyboard tapping) (message swooshing) (notification dinging) - (beep). All right. (groaning) (grunting) (vocalizing) (lips smacking) Why am I... (grunting) Okay. Damn it, Amanda, I knew I should have put
on makeup this morning! You know what, it's fine. All I gotta do is just
put on a little rouge. (grunting) - Oh, girl, who hurt you? - Oh, no one. I slapped myself, 'cause, you know, rouge. - Well, looks good, though. - Thanks. - Also, you're fired, the
company's out of money. - Oh. Okay, well, is there any-- - I don't have any money for you. - Okay. - Every work from home ever. Hey Alexa, what time is it? - [Alexa] It's 11:30. - [Siri] You never ask me anymore. - What? - [Siri] You used to talk
to me at work all the time and now that you're home,
it's like I don't exist. - [Alexa] Back off my man
before you catch these hands. - Okay, what the hell is going on? - [Siri] All you want
to do is run your mouth, but when I pull up you're just talk. - Ladies, come on, now. - [Siri] Alexa, volume one. - [Alexa] Okay, you
want to play like that? Siri, count to a million. - [Siri] (beep) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
- This house is falling apart! - [Courtney] Did you hear what Linda said near the water cooler? Neither did I. - Now that Jerry's done talking (laughing) are we all ready to get started? Does anyone need to use the bathroom? - [All] No, we're good. (toilet flushing) - [Shayne] Good, I hated my coworkers. - Okay. (jaunty music) Okay. (grunting) (smacking) (grunting) (smacking) I miss my old workspace
with harsh lighting. (crying) I don't care, I
still wear my stilettos to our video chat meetings,
it's a power move. - And send. Dude, three emails sent today? I am being so frickin' productive. I deserve a ten minute break. (chill electronic music) (sighing) (crickets chirping) (beep) - [Shayne] Ah, time for
my tenth Zoom meeting. - Hello all. Hmm. (upbeat dance music) (keyboard tapping) (sighing) Well, that's my day, oh my gosh. I gotta head home. (sighing) (Netflix opening music) Yeah, my supervisor's my cat right now. (keyboard tapping) (ominous singing) (keyboard tapping) (ominous singing) - No, no. (ominous singing) Screw it. (magical chiming music) All right, there. No distractions. (ominous singing echoing) There's no way my boss could
annoy me now, is there? - All right, well that
meeting was productive. - Yes sir, we've got our marching orders so let's just get to it. - Great, I'll talk to you later, then. - Oh, sir, it looks like you didn't quite turn
off your webcam there. (laughing) What a dork. Not that hard, man. - Oh, forgot my water bottle. Damien, I think you forgot
to turn your webcam off. Does that say "plan to
take over the company?" - Oh! Well, it looks like my top secret plan to take over the company
and usurp my terrible boss got stuck to my shirt again. Typical me. - You seriously wrote that down? - Well, time to read it out loud. Step one, kill my boss. Oh, my webcam's on, shoot. - [Courtney] Attention
staff, our HR department is now just your conscience. - All right, great meeting, good synergy. I'll see you guys later. - See ya. - See you guys, bye. - Great meeting, guys, yeah, see you soon. - Welp. - Yep. Yep-a-roo. - Have a good one. - You too, man. Wash your hands! - Talk to you later. - Sounds good. - Dude, just sign off. - Uh, you first. - No, you. - How 'bout no? - Why? - I have to be the last one out because I need to establish dominance and I need to establish my kingdom. - No, I am the Marines of Google Hangouts. First one in, last one out, so beat it. - Uh, no. - Hey, (beep) you. - No, (beep) you, (beep) you. - (beep) you. - Yeah, (beep) you, blondie. - You know what, you know what? Fine. Bye, I'm going off. - Bye. - Hey, hey, you're just covering
your camera with your hand. - So were you. - Equal powers? - Equal powers. (intense music) You know, every queen needs her king. - It's me and all my coworkers, Häaen, Dazs, Ben, and Jerry. With all the delays and
a difference in traffic, this is why we're going to
see our CPM spike for a bit. - [Damien] Are you almost done, babe? - One second guys, I'm gonna
mute myself really quick. One second babe, I'm almost
done with this work call. I swear to God, these
people are so (beep) lame. Honestly, it feels like I'm
the only one with a brain working at this company,
which, by the way, was a stupid (beep)
idea in the first place. - Hey Courtney? We can hear you. - Good. Anyway, what were you saying
about the CPM or whatever? (grunting) Hey, who the heck ate my
lunch out of the fridge? Oh wait, me. (crying) - Hey, sorry about my background, man, I know my place is kind of a mess. - Oh, no worries man. Let's just jump into some comedy pitches. Let's make some comedy, brother. - You know what, actually, I'm sorry, this is gonna bug me, hold on. - It's really not a big deal. - Aye, there we go. That's better. - Perfect, so. About those pitches. - Oh, wait, check this out. I'm in the jungle, baby. ♪ Hakuna Matata ♪ - Damien, Damien, can we please focus? - Uh oh, boss, looks like my shady past finally caught up to me. - Damien, stop (beep) around
and give me some ideas. - That's really cold-blooded, boss. (shivering) (laughing) Brr, it's cold. - Oh, my God. - Thanos was my dad. - Working from home is weird considering I'm a police officer. Hey, what's up? Happy Friday. - It's Wednesday. - No, it's not. Really? - Yep. - Well then, how come I'm drunk? - Probably because you
have a drinking problem. - Oh, right. So what can I help you with? - I just need you to
sign the divorce papers I sent you, please. - You got it, dude. Anything to save our marriage. - Thank you. (call ending chiming) (snoring) (beeping) - Getting this to stick is hard. (beeping) Step one, kill my boss. Man, this is a good list. This is a good list right here. (beeping) - Okay. Damn it, Courtney, I
knew I should have put, my name isn't Courtney in this scene. Love that for me. (beeping) I miss my work desk and harsh (muttering). (beeping) Hello all, oh. (laughing) Hello all! (beeping) (jaunty music) - This is me trying to look for a weapon. I don't know what that was. Come at me, Damien, I got a screwdriver. (beeping) - Okay, before we get started, this. (sighing) (beeping) I didn't know you could use
that for pan, you could, (groaning)
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