(triumphant music) - [Announcer] Shut up! - Okay, Larry. Today's the day. No more lurking in the shadows. You've been a part of the
streaming community for years. Just introduce yourself. It's not hard. Okay, here we go. Hi, I'm Larry. I'm a big fan of this stream and I just want to take the
time to introduce myself. I'm very shy. And to be honest, it's
taken me three weeks to even draft this message, but I'm sure there's other shy people in this chat. So if you're awkward like me, Hey, let's be friends. - Ain't that right TPU nation. Let's go - Dammit - Let's go - Alright. Back to the shadows I go. - Hey, what's up Steve
49. Good to see you again. - [Announcer] Every Twitch stream ever. - What's up guys. So for today's ASMR video I have discovered the most
incredible soothing sound. If I move this brush
perfectly across my face it will create the most
soothing sound I've ever heard in my life. (groaning) - Goosebumps (groaning) - [Announcer] Is this all live right now? - Alright. Alright. Alright. Ooh, another victory royale. Holy crap. This has happened 900 times,
but I'm going to pretend like this is the most amazing thing ever. Oh shoot. Alright. Anyway, guys, uh, that
does it for my stream, but if y'all want to stick around we're going to raid my boy Painter Kid. So when we're gonna send the whole fricking audience
over there right now so stick on there I'm
gonna press this button. we're all going to go to their stream. (happy music) - You said no one was going to see this. Oh my God. There's so many people. Oh they're seeing my body. - Well they're right. The
chameleon does represent a penis. - What? - The chameleon represents a penis. - I didn't say anything
in relation to that. - That's what the chats
saying, did you see that? - Oh God. They're saying stuff about
penis they said about my penis. - Well, the chameleons a
part of you now. So yes. - Oh. - [ Announcer] Huh, Pawgers. - Oh man, wow. I'm having
a really nice time. Thanks for taking me out. - Of course, I'm having a great time too. Did you still want to
get ice cream after this? - Yeah, I do. But we could grab ice cream at my place. - Oh. You're bad. - I know, I'm so naughty. - Oh, scratch that. I gotta go. - Oh, is everything okay? - No, no. Somebody new
started playing League so I have to be a dick to them in chat. Look here you little piece of shit. You're a newbie. Then you stick to the top
lane, you fricking idiot. I'll bash your teeth in you piece of crap. - That's hot. - [Announcer] What game are they playing? - It says it in the description. - Oh, man. I hate this level. I always die immediately
in the wrecking ball. Hey, I know I lagged,
thanks for letting me know. Hey, to the 216th person who typed lag, I mean, I didn't see
it the first 215 times but the 216th person, hey, you
really helped me out there. Helped me out there. If you guys actually think that's helpful then you can just go, fuck. - [Announcer] I'm gonna
need some Fs in the chat. - Okay. I am bored. - Me too. Oh, you know what we could do? We could watch Ninja. - Oh, he's streaming right now. I haven't watched Twitch
streams in forever because I just get way too annoyed - At what? - I always feel like a
mid roll ad plays right as something cool is about hap- ♪ Merry merchmas ♪ ♪ Happy merchukkah ♪ ♪ Look there's merch in the store ♪ - [Announcer] You're
playing the game wrong. Let me tell you how to do it. - Okay Larry. Here's how you
get people to notice you. You just make a huge donation. Then Teefy will be so
shocked and grateful. He'll shout you out on the stream and then everyone's gonna
be like, wow, who's this guy you know, it's great. It's gonna work. - Hey, thanks for the donation, Larry 18. Oh, and a huge thank you to Fit Carl 90 for a first time donation
of $1, every cent counts. Y'all so I always appreciate it. Let's go. - Notice me. - [Announcer] Ah, poopimo. - Oh, hello there. Since this video is called
every Twitch stream ever and we just started
our own Twitch channel. Oh dang it I died uh, twitch.tv/moshgames. Dang. I, died again we thought, you know, we should make some jokes about ourselves, you know, ah shoot, I died again. But then we were thinking
about it and we're like, well what can we even make fun of? Like, I don't know that we
push our merch too hard, oh dang it I died again, But like, we don't even
push our merch that hard. - Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo - So yeah. There's just nothing really to to, you know, make a joke about. Ah fuck, I died again. - You said your streams
only got one viewer, and it was your mom. - If EFUs gotta aim
bot to keep up with me, then that's a compliment to me. Crazy quirky. - Like a mid roll ad always
plays right as something cool is about to happen. - Oh yeah, all the (laughing) - I'm the couch, I'm the couch ruiner - Get out
