- Hi, could I just do a jelly donut? - Yeah, sure. Would you
like a coffee with that? - Oh, I've never had your coffee before, but I think I'm all right. - Oh, our coffee is really, really good. Are you sure? - Yeah, I don't, I don't need it. So no, thank you. - But you'll want it. - Hard pass. - You're gonna want it. (bag rustling) - (coughs) (yells) Did you put coffee in this donut?! - [Dunkin' Employee] I
told you you'd like it! - It's delicious. - [Narrator] Every Dunkin' Donuts ever. - [Both Women] Ah. - I feel like shit. - I need coffee. - Well, let's go to Starbucks. - No, Starbucks is way too nice. We have to go somewhere, where like, we know we won't be judged. - Hey, welcome to Dunkin'
Donuts and may I say you two are the most attractive
people I've seen all day. - Oh my god, that's so
sweet. -Thank you so much. - Wait, wait, who's... - [Dunkin' Employee] See what I mean? - [Woman's Voice] My body runs on Dunkin'. - Hi, can I get your egg sandwich? - Okay. Two sandwiches. - Oh no, I just want the one. - But it's a two for three deal right now. So two sandwiches. - I only want one sandwich. The second one would be too much food, - But it comes with two. - Just charge me for one. - It comes with two. - I don't-- I'll pay
you $3 for one sandwich. That's fine with me. - What am I supposed to do with
the other sandwich when you- - Just eat it for all I care. I just want one fricking sandwich. - I don't want to eat it. It's gross. The sandwich is gross. - Just give me a fricking sandwich. - Okay. (cash register keys click) - Order up! - (beep)! - [Woman] Dude, just dip
a donut into hot coffee. Just do it. It's so good. - Hi. What's good here at Dunking? - Oh, our coffee is great. - Oh, Dunking Donuts has a coffee. - Yeah. And it's actually
pronounced "Dunkin'". - That's what I'm saying. Dunking. - Well, there's actually no G at the end. It's Dunkin'. - Dunking. - Dunkin'. - Dunking. - Okay, listen to me. It's not Dunking. It's Dunkin'. - I don't... dunking, I-- - Dunkin'. - Dunking? - Dun. Dun. - Dun. - Kin. - King. - Dunkin. - Dunking. - [Man] It's Krispy Kreme, but everyone has a Boston accent. - I freaking love Dunkin' Donuts, dude. - Oh, hell yeah, dude. Way better than Starbucks. - Oh, (beep) Starbucks. - Yeah, Starbucks (beep) sucks my ass. - Yeah. - (gasps) - Oh. Oh. I'm so sorry. We didn't
see you there, lady. - Starbucks ain't (beep)ing (beep), dude! - (Beep) Starbucks. - (Beep) yeah! - (laughs) - [Woman] Have you ever
surgically opened up a jelly-filled donut and sniffed it? - [Other Woman] Yes. - Welcome to Dunking Donuts. - Hi...there. I would like a bag of bacon. - Absolutely. Because it is
a real item on our real menu. - That's incredible, dude. (thump) (thump) (bag rustles) (Cowboy-western trumpet music) - [Woman] My body runs on Dunkin'. - Hi, I got you coffee. - Ah, no, thanks. I don't really like Dunkin' coffee. - But America runs on Dunkin'. - It's just not my thing. - That means you're not American. - What? Yes I am. I was born in Raleigh, North Carolina. I was a girl scout. My
dad's a firefighter. - I was just kidding. - Oh yeah. (laughs) I knew that. (laughs) That was good. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Okay. (laughs) (mysterious music) - (in European accent)
That was a close one. New intel. America runs on Dunking. Hey, would you like a- (switches
back to American accent) would you like to take a selfie? - [Girl] Can I get the
chocolate/vanilla swirl with vanilla sprinkles, please? - Excuse me. Hi. I was just enjoying my
blended caramel iced latte and I noticed that on the receipt, you charged me for whipped cream? - Oh yeah. There's a small
upcharge for whipped cream. - What? That's ridiculous. All blended drinks come with cream. Why would you have the
audacity to charge me for it? - It's only 50 cents, ma'am.
It's not that big of a deal. - Oh, it's not a big deal. Not a big deal. Well fine,
then I will return it. (splat) Now give me my 50 cents back. - Unfortunately, ma'am, I
cannot accept this exchange because you've already consumed
half of your whipped cream. - Oh, give me one second. (dry heaving) - [Man] No one can have just one donut. - What's up, dude? Hi. I'm watching my weight
and I can't have any sugar. So what should I do? - Ooh, you should get out. Leave now. - Everything has sugar in it? - Everything. - Can I get like a water cup or something? - Cup's made out of sugar. - Okay. Fine, I'll leave. - Be careful. Door
handle's made out of sugar. - What the (bleep)? - Sugar! - (yells) (choking) - This is my kink. - (yells) (beep) - Mom, why do you have to
come here to embarrass me in front of all of my donuts? - I don't believe you work here. I don't believe that
you actually work here. I think that you killed
everybody in this establishment and you took an apron and
you started working here like a little Scooby Doo bad guy. - How did you know? - I raised you that way. - [Off-Screen] Okay. (laughs) - Just give me a sandwich, mother(beep)! - Okay. - What is that? - I heard my name. - It's two sandwiches.
It's two sandwiches. - (laughs) I don't want two sandwiches! Did you not hear a single-- why did you bring me
two sandwiches? Gimme-- - Sandwiches. - You mother(beep). Give it back. - No, mother(beep) is your name. (laughter) - I heard my name. - No, no. Call off the snipers. He's okay. - Sorry. I thought you didn't like-- - I was just giving it a little sniff. - You sounded actually like Melania Trump. - Actually it did- my nose
cramped. I got a nose cramp. You know the monthly nose cramp. - Oh yeah. - When the same- happens the same time a woman has to cut off
her penis every month. - Oh, Dunkin' Donuts sure is good. If you want to watch some
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JUST GIVE HIM THE JELLY DONUT