- Today, I'm going to be
making a $600 Big Mac. First, we're going to start off with a regular McDonald's (cash register chimes)
Big Mac. Next, we're going to be
adding some gold leaf. (cash register chimes) Done. Mm, wow. The gold leaf really gives it no additional flavor or texture at all. Join me next time when I eat human (bleep) covered in truffle. - [Announcer] Every food video ever. (upbeat music plays) - We took over this space from a small family owned restaurant after the owner got sick
and didn't have insurance. We like to think that we are revitalizing this working-class neighborhood by selling our $24 artisan sandwiches. I recommend getting two. They're not very filling, considering they're just
lettuce in between bread. However, we are considering
removing the bread soon. - [Announcer] Mm, food! - What up, my food goons? Back at it again with
another sweet review! So we got a special item today. It's called the chicken quarter. It's where you combine a quarter pounder
(cow moos) and a chicken sandwich
(chicken clucks) and you put this bad boy together! Oh!
(bomb explodes) There it is. Time to try it. Mm, that's good. It's like, it's good. I guess basically, if I had to sum it up, I'd say it's good. (flames sizzle) Come back next time where
I do the Burger McFlurry. That's where I grind up a burger, put it into a McFlurry, and then snort it off my dog's back. Bye, food goons! Shh-pow!
(bomb explodes) - [Announcer] I'm vegan,
but I watch meat muckbangs. - David Dobrik, this morning when you were making blueberry pancakes, I switched out one of your
blueberries for a fly. (dramatic music) So glad we could finally get
you here on "Hot Ones," David. So David Dobrik, you once very
briefly mentioned to a friend in a very private conversation that we somehow got ahold of that you once had a
nightmare about trying to - - Ha ha, pain! - David Dobrik, when you were a baby, the very first day you were on this earth, and you shot right out of your mama, do you remember the first thing you said to your daddy?
- So much pain! - David Dobrik, hang in there, man. You're doing great. Keep up the good work. So David Dobrik, what'd that mouth do? (David gasps) - Pain. - David Dobrik, would you
like some of my head skin? - [Announcer] Where are my paleo peeps at? - Today on "Make It Healthy" (host claps) we're making nachos! Chips are high in both fat and carbs so instead we're going to use raw kale. And we're going to replace
those beans with beansprouts. And what better healthy ingredient to replace that ooey gooey
cheese than more beansprouts! So there you have it! Delicious, healthy nachos! You won't even taste the difference because this (bleep) is inedible. What you're going to do, call up your local Mexican place, and give yourself some real nachos. That's what I did. Mm-hmm, came to my front door, I put them on my own plate,
and I had my whole day, okay? This is my meal. Bon appetite. Bye y'all. Mmm. - [Announcer] I watch cooking videos but I still order pizza. - My girl's coming tonight and I'm cooking another masterpiece. - Oh! What the (bleep)! (host gags) What the (bleep) are you doing? Oh, that's (bleep) disgusting! Almost as disgusting as your face! If I was your dad, I'd go back in time, probably invented the time machine, and stop myself from
conceiving you with your mum by cutting me own balls off! (host sighs) It's so lovely to have another platform where I can be verbally
abusive to strangers who are just trying their best because I'm a piece of
(bleep) with anger issues. - [Announcer] I wish
I could smell the food through the screen. - Welcome to another
"Binging with Babish". Today, we are reluctantly taking a look at the brightly colored
invisible dessert from "Hook." It's just a bunch of whipped
cream with food coloring. I don't know. Please stop requesting this. - Why would anyone ask for this? Oh, he should do the
(bleep) pie from "The Help"! (keyboard clacking) Please do the (bleep) pie from "The Help!" Please! (keyboard clacking) (man in hat groans) Do the (bleep) pie from "The Help"! All right, next tab. Pinterest!
(keyboard clacking) - [Announcer] Mine never
comes out as pretty as the one in the video. - Let me guess. You're hungry and you don't
think you have anything to eat. Well, you're wrong. Today, I'm going to teach you
how to make a basic dinner with all the things you
already have at home. First, you're going to need some amaranth. Some of you are probably wondering if you can substitute this
with either faro or quinoa. And the answer is no. Next, you're going to need
your white Alba truffles, preferably from Italy. If you get them from anywhere
else you're dead to me. And of course your
Hawaiian Kona Nigari water, which we all know is water
that's 2000 feet below the surface of Maui, Hawaii. Finally go to the forest
behind your house, where you'll get the meat by hunting the most
dangerous game, sharks. Let's get these boys. (gun clicks) Go to the forest behind your
house and catch your meat, which is the (host stutters) and me and the shark. (bleep) - This is the second time
we've done "Hot Ones." - Yeah, but the last
time I was in the seat for like two and a half
hours getting it done. And now we're just like (bleep) it. (actors and crew laugh) - What, do you get more clicks the better the bald cap looks like? (actors and crew laugh) (bleep) you go.
