(cheerful music) - Wow, look at this, it's
designed like a real living room! - Yeah, it's like we live here. - I know, right? (laughs) - [Both] Get out of our house! (growling) (cheerful music) - So did we wanna go with
the Malm or the Ektorp? - Baby, you know I love a good Malm. - Baby, that's what I love
about, you love that good Malm. - Malm. - That silent L.
(laughing) - [Narrator] Every Ikea ever. - Excuse me, sorry to bother you. I'm looking for my son. His name is Billy, about
yay high, sandy blond. - Oh! That's Billy over there. - Billy! What are you
doing out here all alone? You had mommy so worried. Never go wondering off
like that ever again. Your father is gonna so so pissed when I tell him what you did today. Quit dragging your feet! - [Nordic Person] Ikea is for the nords! - Hi. There. I would like chicken balls, veggie balls and horse meat balls, please? (creaking) - All covered in gravy? - Oh God yes. (calm keyboard music) (squishing) - [Basic Girl] Hi, I'm super basic, so I want super basic furniture. - It all looks the same. - Oh my God! (gasping)
Babe, they have a chair shaped like an egg, that's crazy! - Oh my God, Swedish people
live such crazy lives! - Insane! - They're insane! - Makes no sense.
- No sense at all! - It's a weird, weird way of life. - Bonkers! - Like, fairytale life. - It's odd.
- Doesn't make any sense, doesn't work on Earth. - Kooky!
- Kooky! - So we're getting it, right? - Absolutely, we're
- Okay, - getting this chair.
- thank God! Okay, but be careful
loading it into the car because if one of us gets hurt, we'll go bankrupt because our
healthcare won't cover it. We'll be running from debt
the rest of our lives. - Okay.
- Okay? - [Ikea Employee] If
you're looking for chairs, we have the Bjorn, or
"The Bjorn Identity." (calm keyboard music) (squishing) (kissing) - [Ikea Employee] This video's not weird. You're weird. - Okay, so to get to the
pillows, we go which way? - I think it's past the fake
kitchens we can't afford next to the room full of dirty couches with entire families on 'em. - See, I thought it was through the alleyway of cheap
silverware and glasses will break in a month and then past the ugly paintings of
bridges and fake plants. - Yeah, shoot. - Yeah. - Wanna just go lay on the
beds until we get kicked out by security for drooling? - I'm down! - All right. - [Ikea Customer] Sure,
I'd love to build something for three hours and it
break a month later! (old timey music) - Hey, I'm looking for (foreign language). - Oh! Those are right over there. - No, this is a chair. Those are shelves. - Oh! Did you by chance mean (foreign language)? (foreign language) (Ikea employee descends into gibberish) A fern gully the last train forest? - Okay, now you're just
making s(beep)t up. - You'll never know. (strange dance music) Oh oh oh oh! Whoo! (bashing) (crashing) (sighing) - [Ikea Customer] Hi, my
box had all the parts in it, is there a problem? (whimsical music) - All right, so the last thing
we need is dining chairs, so, which one do you like better? - I don't know, Zed, why am I the one making all
the decisions all the time? - I don't know, we've
been here for eight hours! You said you wanted a chair. I said I'm fine sitting on the floor. - But when we sit on the floor, then we would need a throw rug and I don't know where the rug section is! - We can just put down, if
we buy a bunch of poofs, they sell poofs, I can spread
four of those I can lay on! - Where even are the poofs? - They're somewhere!
- Where are the poofs? - They're by the fake plants! - Oh my God! - Oh my God! - Oh my God! (exhaling) - I've got an Ikea! Why don't we get a divorce? Too slow! (laughing) - [Ikea Customer] Yeah,
my table's from Ikea. Don't put anything on it, it'll fall. - Hey. Are these cinnamon buns made of plastic? (calm keyboard music) - Yeah, but they are $2 for a dozen. - Holy s(beep)t. That's incredible, dude. (dramatic orchestra music)
(birds calling) (crunching) (popping) (beeping) I would like chicken, balls,
(laughing) veggie balls, (laughing) and horse meat balls. (beeping) One more, we got this, we
got this, we can do it. Hi. There. I would like chicken. Balls. (laughing) - I'm gonna look away. I wanna get the line out. (beeping) (laughter cracking) You turn around. (beeping) (laughing) Even then! Sorry, sorry.
- I'll be over here, (beep).
- Got it, got it. (beeping) - A big old pile of horse meat? A (gibberish)? A mango Jerry? (beeping) You'll never know. Oh, hah, oh, hah, oh,
hah, hah, oh, oh, hah! Oh! (clattering) (rumbling) (beeping) Epipen please. I'm allergic to furniture. - I left it near the spoons. - I will out like my father
and his father before him then. - So are you not gonna
help me find a chair today? - I will help as I can from the afterlife. If you've seen Stranger
Things, set up lights in the children's section next to alphabet. I will spell things for you. - Oh, I don't-- - And they will be spelled like that. - I don't know why I come here. - The prices. - Honestly, it's very stressful, and this s(beep)t's so weird. - Yes. It is weird. We are European and different. Laugh at our differences! Laugh at our accents! That's the basis of this sketch. (beeping) - Do Swedish leave such? Why am I saying "Leave"? Sorry. I'll just walk right back.
- Are you Swedish? - Let's do it again. (beeping)
Okay, but I thought it was through the alleyway
with (stumbling over wordS). F(beep)k! Damn it. Uh-oh. (beeping) - We don't need a throw rug! Our wood is soft enough! - I'm not putting this asshole
on a cold wood floor, Zed! - That's fine! - Fine!
- You don't have to. - No you!
- We have an egg chair. - No!
- We bought an egg chair earlier! - Only one!
- We need to find our way back to the car again.
- Only one chair! - But then they shifted the whole building and now we can't find our way outta here. - That's how they get ya! - That's how they get you!
- Yeah! - God!
- Ah! (crying) I just wanna go home, I think. - We never can go home. This is forever! - I know, Zed! - This is our life now. Do you know that movie "Prisoners"? - No. I never saw that one! - It's a movie with I
think Jake Gyllenhaal. - I love him!
- And they're prisoners, and that's us. This is the reboot.
- Ah! I would be a prisoner and Jake Gyllenhaal. - This is "The Girl
with the Dragon Tattoo" portrait of them.
- Oh! I never saw that, or read the book either. - Well it takes place in Sweden and that's what Sweden people are like. - Oh my God!
- They're messed up. - Full circle, Zed. - [Both] Full circle! - Just like Ikea. - Ikea.
- That's what they do! - Circlin' (drowned out)
- Like a cinnamon bun! (background chattering) (beeping) - I lost you by the children's beds. Don't fight with Mom. We have to go. Your father's gonna be so upset with you. Don't you ever leave
mommy like that again. (screaming) Don't hit your mother! (screaming) - Yes Billy, do it.
- Get off of me, Billy! - Like we trained. - No Billy, you are so grounded. - [Ikea Employee] Consume her! - You're so grounded, Billy! Your father's gonna be pissed! Get! Yeah yeah, that's right. You're gonna go in the
corner for like three days! - Billy has lost the
fight against his mother. She wins her spoils. She takes him home. Had the clock struck midnight,
he would have belong to Ikea. We're running out of children
to turn into furniture. (beeping) - Hey hey guys. We're still lost in Ikea. If you wanna get lost in
more of our Smosh videos, we have one right here. Or if you wanna get
lost in the Smosh store, use the link right there. And if you wanna get lost
subscribing to our channel, - Right down there.
- it's down there. - Yeah. So we're get a (foreign
language), a Billy, and a Thor Ragnarok. - Oh I love that pillow. - Mm-mm.
- It's a good pillow. (blowing raspberries)
since iām lazy i just watch it here instead of youtube