Every Fight Ever

>>AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME FOR HUSBAND ASKING A QUESTION? >>DISTRACTED AFFIRMATIVE ANSWER. >>QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU'VE COMPLETED A MUNDANE TASK? >>DISTRACTED AFFIRMATIVE ANSWER. >>SIGH. FOLLOW-UP QUESTION ABOUT SMALL DETAIL OF THE TASK TO PROVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY COMPLETED THE TASK? >>SUDDEN REALIZATION OF WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. QUICK EXCUSE ABOUT THE SMALL DETAIL TO HIDE THAT I WAS BOTH NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND DID NOT DO WHATYOU WANTED. >>ACCUSING RESPONSE. >>DEFENSIVE ANSWER. >>LISTING THE TIMES YOU BEHAVED THIS WAY BEFORE. >>WEAK EXCUSE. >>EXPLANATION OF ALL I DO FOR YOU IN A 24-HOUR PERIOD. >>EXPLANATION OF ALL I DO FOR YOU IN A 24-HOUR PERIOD. PAUSING MOMENT WHERE I REALIZE I DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT MUCH. >>ESCALATING TONE AS I STATE MY DISBELIEF YOU DID NOT COMPLETE THE SIMPLE TASK FROM EARLIER. >>RAISING MY VOICE AS I REPEAT MY LAME EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING IT. >>TELL YOU NOT TO RAISE YOUR VOICE WHILE RAISING MINE AS WELL. >>CALLING FOR MATERNAL PARENT. >>IGNORING MY FEMALE OFFSPRING AND EXPLAINING HOW NAGGING YOU ALWAYS ARE. >>EQUALLY IGNORING HER AS I GASP IN DISBELIEF. >>YELLING FOR PATERNAL PARENTS. >>CONTINUING TO IGNORE HER AND BRINGING UP THE FIGHT FROM THE SUMMER OF 2002, WHERE IT WAS DECIDED THAT YOU WERE ACTUALLY THE ONE TO BLAME. SMUGLY INQUIRING IF YOU RECALL SAID EVENT. >>RELUCTANT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. >>SPORTS REFERENCE, CONFIRMATION OF POINTS RECEIVED. >>FRUSTRATED GRUNT FOLLOWED BY A STATEMENT ABOUT YOUR BRAIN CAPACITY. >>ACCIDENTAL AGREEMENT. >>PARENTAL GUARDIANS. >>FRUSTRATED AND QUESTIONING RESPONSE. >>ASKING FOR PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING YOU'VE ALREADY RESPONDED NEGATIVELY TO. >>EXASPERATED REPETITION OF DAUGHTER'S NAME. >>FOCUSING MY PLEADING ON MY PATERNAL PARENT AND CHANGING MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE TO REMIND OF HIM OF WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. >>STARTING TO SIDE WITH MY DAUGHTER. >>NEGATIVE RESPONSE. RESTATING MY DISAPPROVAL FROM EARLIER. >>STATEMENT ABOUT HOW DIFFERENTLY I WILL TREAT MY OWN CHILDREN SOMEDAY THAT WILL NEVER ACTUALLY BE REALIZED. >>DISBELIEF THAT YOU WOULD TAKE HER SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT OVER MINE. STATEMENT OF FINALITY EXPLAINING I WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS DISCOURSE. >>INDIFFERENT RESPONSE. >>BEGINNING MY BRISK AND DRAMATIC EXIT. >>REQUEST TO STOP EXITING. QUESTION ABOUT DINNER?

Channel: Studio C

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), marriage, DC, BYU, comedy, funny, humor, fight, husband, wife, counciling, college humor, clean humor, college, matt meese, mallory everton

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Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 08 2013