Esports life but it's a terrible life

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're going back to the esports life i should also mention that this is a sponsored video but we'll get to that in a second i think i may actually be addicted to this game i just couldn't stay away from it it is the same day that i recorded the previous episode this is rare for me i usually do a recording every single day probably not the best way to do it you'd think i could do all my recordings in like five days and then have the weekend off but i'm just not very smart no but i wanted to do another one today and i just i couldn't stop thinking about it it's night time now and i recorded the other one early this morning and um i just i can't stop thinking about it i i want to play it i want to blame more i want to i want to beat russell that damn bully i just realized there's news and it's his story is now faster mini games are now optional oh my god the mini games in this are woeful imagine me forced to play them all right 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it i want to play that mini game what the hell hold the throw button to move the selector from left to right when it crosses the highlight zone release the button and get the bag in the trash can okay oh my god really i can't just walk over there jesus christ what is this oh my god dude you're gonna kill someone i hope there are no like passing cars how much trash do we have should i throw myself this is really hard it moves so fast the test can't continue not enough energy he's just stopped at midair he's like i don't have enough energy for this halt you have to do household chores if you do that well that will improve our family relationship and you will be able to ask for more money who talks like this imagine your mom going like look you really have to work on improving your relationship because right now i do not like you i'm just going to sleep affect yours really i have to wait while he sleeps okay my family relationship is minus one she does like me less i guess he has a face that even a mother can't love that's sad rise and shine we gotta head to the esports bear you're too stressed what is stressing me out all i do is play games and sleep oh this is stressing me out kiss him i don't even know who he is i'm just going to write for the kiss okay that works somehow maybe his mom doesn't like his face but that guy sure likes his face oh my god what is going on here i don't like that face okay that is pretty good two greens and a yellow try kissing in front of the other guy who i was just kissing that really helped with my stress though i kissed more and this guy's just looking kiss six hours no that that's too long of a kiss i have things to do come with me i brought them both with me so i can kiss them when i get stressed i have my groupies they come watch me play video games god imagine that just watching someone playing video games must be kind of boring high school is open how early did i get up it took hours you ran out of time how did i get so stressed where are my boyfriends where'd the other one go come on he's pretty distinct looking how can i not find him he's dreads but he is not as loyal he fecked off somewhere okay this is way less effort i don't need to actually work on getting to kiss me just talking is just fine wait i got a friend nice should we kiss come with me now you'd enjoy the perks of being my friend you can watch me play for four hours and watch me stress out and get angry and then i just use you for stress release one hour till school is closed should i go to school no i won't bother games are more important god i got some goals here study two times pass an exam flirt with five people eat in the burger joint okay i can do that one i could eat a burger it's one of my specialty skills actually wait it's just floating there should i just eat that there's got to be some copyright infringement here i got an achievement i love hamburgers great i really feel like a sense of accomplishment there i need to flirt with so many people oh wait why we've got two out here that'll make this so much easier so basically what you need to do for this flirting thing is pick out their exact likes so these yellow means i'm in the right column and if it's green it's the exact right one so i'm in the right column and two so that means blue is definitely one of his likes so i'm gonna guess photography and then just throw in these okay we've got two of the right lines that means one of them is definitely blue and we got definitely purple so let's try one with green not bad we got one exactly but now which one is that who knows i'm gonna stick with skateboarding i'm gonna swap to board games and drama okay no i i it may have been skateboarding was the right one i i don't know but try kissing nice wow there's only like a few inches between you there that was almost touching i wonder how these other people feel because i'm just making them follow me around and making them watch me kiss other boys feck is quite the player and just only an age gap about 50 years i just wish he was a good player at video games like when can i make my esports team that's what we're here for oh it's a new day jesus christ how long have i been here okay let's level up wait what is this what am i doing i i don't know what i'm doing just continue watching stuff wow look at him working hard to become an esports athlete oh i just leveled up to level two us gamers know that's above level one it's so easy to play this game when you already have such a good grasp of gaming level up i unlock some new shorts but i just go around in my underwear anyway the only thing i want to unlock is socks to go with my sandals that's it oh my god i was just mashing things and i ended up kissing someone oh vanessa i apologize i thought you were a male feck is only attracted to males i don't know why he's so insistent on just letting everyone know that because he'll just keep screaming gay for no reason he's not done at this episode yet but it's kind of a common thing he does i mean everyone be themselves i'm all for it but uh you don't need to keep screaming at other people you're scaring them she does not like me i'm going for it anyway oh god he even knew he was getting rejected before she even got a chance to reject him he knew all i'm trying to do by the way is get a goal that says flirt with a certain amount of people so i'm just like mashing things okay is that enough that i do it there's five people i've i've done it with five people why is it only four out of five does it have to be successful is that it okay i'm giving up and flirting it's just not his forte like most other things in life what else do i need to do is it just do this is that all i need to do i just need to level up it stressed me out flirting with people i don't blame them not enough money oh [ __ ] i was actually going to ask where am i getting the money to fund all this because i just keep paying and paying and paying to play play play let's go home maybe mom can give me some money if i improve family relationship have you seen what time it is i've no idea that place may as well be a casino you've no idea what time it is in there no way i was studying at mike's house the little face he pulled well i called mike's dad and you weren't at his house oops i think you caught me sweat a smile emoji a sweater smile emoji whoa how did you get in my house oh yeah i told him to follow me you can already leave the house as we've arranged to meet mark at the mall what does that even mean he says you should leave the team because you were useless winking tongue out emoji what who me mark is so strange tongue out emoji hey it was a joke you believed it we're going to see a movie to relax a little these are the worst people ever okay i guess i'm going to the movie uh you just wait here i guess just hang out with my mom uh she'll probably scream at you she tends to do that uh just clean up here when i'm gone okay ah here we are i hope we get our next teammate i hope this is our teammate he's walking right up to us hey do you mind we're having a bit of a cut scene here okay yeah just push him out of frame that is fine i think he just got kidnapped mid cutscene all right well since he's so far away now now we've had dinner we're going to see a movie yes let's go feck you choose the movie if there's a superhero one on and we don't go i'm leaving the team crying emoji crying emoji let's see if what i told you on the phone earlier will be true feck shut up i better choose the movie god what is wrong with feck today we're going to see a big kill i have no money how did i afford this the movie has ended nothing even played on the screen they didn't even have a picture up there it was just off the entire time there's nothing good on we'll go another day you've already gone you watched the entire thing i'm trying to convince an acquaintance i'm not sure how she plays so i'll let you know sunglasses emoji a girl how to emoji does she have a boyfriend scream emoji do you like her smile emoji there's a cosplay shop oh yeah let's go to the cosplay shop are there specifically cosplay shops i don't think that's a thing a little cosplay shop there it is i was wrong who the hell is landon friar hello feck i'm at the high school do you want to meet isn't it in the middle of the night yeah sure i'm on the way i want to go to the cosplay store first though oh my god wow do you have anything skin tight this is my cosplay the stereotypical glasses and big nose don't even show because his nose is too big it's like that nose is supposed to be massive as a choke and it's it's too small it's hidden by my actual nose but check out these bad boys wow i'm a superhero it's like a bit of paper and it costs 120 bucks oh i really want this i really want it but i need 90 dollars oh my god that is an improvement but i don't want that i want to show off his beautiful face holy [ __ ] again looks less like a serial killer now howdy partner i like that i do think this one's the best though i don't know why i'm shopping i have no money well can you give me a different haircut oh there's nothing actually different they're all the default ones but i would never change that all right let's go to the high school and see what this guy wants to do to me he probably wants to kill me okay i'm here what do you want oh he's really easy to flirt with this could actually work to my advantage okay i've got the right rose but none of the right things again none of the right things how is this even possible okay that worked try kissing this is a guaranteed case wow it's so worth coming to school i'm flirty and you know it achievement unlocked i got me some good xp i love being a gamer but i gotta get money from mom oh my god you're still here you're so loyal uh tidy a room actually ask for 25 bucks thank you for doing nothing can i ask for more damn it i can't alright tidy my room then oh he's actually tidying look bryce aren't you glad you came over to my house just to watch me clean wow i'm a good friend i like how he cleans up a little bit and then he moves to something else to clean it up a little bit and then he moves back again to clean up the rest done lovely mom will love that he's already getting in position to watch me sleep all right i'll do it wait where's he going fecker all right wake up it's no fun sleeping if people aren't watching you that's why i want to start live streaming again i just find it so weird that you can simulate these mini games but you still have to watch them i love how it's saying it can't continue because he doesn't have enough energy and meanwhile he's off in the background just chucking him wait how did the room get messy i just cleaned it before we went to bed do you think bryce is still in here somewhere you know i should probably go to school maybe then my mom will give me more money end class end class what okay i completed a challenge i don't know what's happening anymore as if i knew it to begin with story dialogue yeah go ahead do you want a haircut he offered a haircut in the middle of the hallway of school do you work at the hairdressers oh i don't work at the hairdressers in the mall i've got a secret special place sunglasses emoji okay i believe him yes for special people like you your hair is different why you are the chosen one and your locks bring luck and wealth wow i've had it my whole life and it's never brought me that what a shame i'm gonna go to the esports bar again spend all my money yeah this is taking ages like if i had to actually play the mini-game every time i would go insane thank god they brought in the simulate feature why does he get so stressed out just by watching video games like look at him he's relaxed out he is not stressed at all he just wasted my [ __ ] money bryce come with me when i take out my anger on you oh great now i have two people to watch me sleep why is a girl calling me are you feck yes and who are you my name's amy they gave me your number who was it he's forgotten already like they just told him yesterday the movies i'm mark's friend he told me you met a little while ago yes he's my friend too i give up talking to them at this point and why is this like when they're actually texting the only conversation where there are no emojis like when they're actually talking to each other there is loads that's it shall we all meet up so we can introduce ourselves properly winky tongue out emoji i don't know what that's supposed to mean okay gentlemen thank you for joining me now we're all going to kiss well you guys won't kiss but i will kiss both of you okay now i will leave wait can i tell them to stop yeah stop following me stop following me oh god damn it i was hoping that they'd just stay in my room quickie maru what we're like blocking the queue here if anyone actually wants to shop i'm mike nice to meet you very nice i would say heart emoji i don't know we have to see if she knows how to play we don't have time to find out whether she's good or not fake isn't that the whole point of being on a team you're supposed to be good okay we're just signing her up go for it when will it be mike within two days exactly what does that mean within two days exactly you have until tuesday oh can i just go do it now i'm ready why did they all leave me they all left together and now i'm just alone come with me amy i'm going to show you my bedroom this is it this is my bag that i'm going to eat i thought he was just going to eat the bag all right i'm going to sleep now goodbye your tutor called me this morning and said they haven't seen you in class this week so where have you been i've just been really busy with things just lots of gaming mom oh god she's trying to take the computer oh my god i need that that's like the plunger to a plumber you know it's vital even though i never actually use it and i just play the esports bar all day if i have a computer why am i just spending all my money watching live streams like look at him he just doesn't have a care in the world it does stress him out though for some reason family dinner yes make a family dinner eat with mom i'll do this mini game you're too stressed okay uh i guess i'll sleep no can't do that either the hell am i gonna do then where are all my boyfriends hanging out i need some kisses hello you random person who's just trying to go about their day and shop i'm gonna talk to you for the next few hours so that i can de-stress okay that did distress me but it also wore me out that is rough going what is this story dialogue hey do you want a computer i am being [ __ ] scammed since when has there been a pro gamer store since forever but only special people can find it you've been chosen why is everyone in this town [ __ ] crazy you know the computers that are so powerful that they have them at massa for example one of those you know i'm starting to think these people are really poor businessmen and women because they have these businesses and you have to be chosen and special to find it like that's not how you make a living my guy's reaction to that big blurb of text is just that's it these computers cost about 1 000 and i'll sell you one for 50 bucks yeah i'm being scammed okay let's try i don't have that much money but sure here is an invisible check i'm as insane as they are wait what fantastic you will receive your order at home in a few days but i didn't actually pay them and i'm asking for a receipt when i didn't even [ __ ] pay i don't know what scam she's doing but i i have been scammed i'm going home that whole experience was just too much for me i need to lie down today is the big day i don't even know how to actually do it but today is the big day i'm going to make dinner for mom at 3am goddammit it doesn't let me all right tidy my room then i just want to make mom happy i just don't want to take away my computer that i don't even own yet she somehow knew i was going to get one though moms know everything oh well guess i'll just sleep until morning or not okay whatever okay where do i go it's five a.m in the morning what am i gonna do i'm going to mike's house in the middle of the night where is he how come he is a computer is pad is amazing compared to mine is it a bad time to say i don't actually even know how to play the games like they gave me a little tutorial last time but i didn't listen so i have no idea what's going on here bryce come with me i'm bringing you to my house he's such a confused child i'm literally just talking to him to make my guy tired so i can sleep oh amy's calling me at [ __ ] 8 30. what's wrong with you she wants to meet at the burger then [ __ ] 8 30. yeah sure now just go to sleep i'll be there when i'm there sorry i'm late it's because of who i am as a person all right three hours later let's go find her oh wait actually i want to make a dinner for mom so i'll be over after that time doesn't move unless i'm doing stuff all right just eat some chips will that pass some time no god damn it how do i pass time in this game all right fine i'll just go to the burger joint i wanted to make a meal for mom but time just is not moving what is the point in this why are we here it's getting pretty deep why are we here i don't know why my focus is going down my skills are going to be affected it says how do i get my focus up should i eat something i don't have enough money to eat my mom hates me and amy ditched as soon as she realized i don't have enough money to buy her a meal i have no idea how to put my focus up i'm so [ __ ] all right i'm glad you could come over amy i'm making dinner for mom you can watch click the buttons with the indicated directions the faster you click the buttons the faster the barrel will fill up the higher the barriers the more points you'll get okay why is mom behind the chair even she won't sit next to me at lunch like i've heard of like the popular table but come on why is my focus going down so much my focus is literally empty i am going to get destroyed as they talk just junk is falling on the floor and i don't know how it's probably russell just mind games throwing stuff in my window and [ __ ] is it just gonna bring me to the esports bear because okay the mic is waiting till the very last second to ring me hey ready for the big battle of course mike like we gotta remember this is all so that mike can get his laptop back it's been about a week and russell has just taken his property he's stolen it committed a crime and we're here like can't wait to get it back that'll show him let's fight for this laptop i don't seem to even care my focus is on an all-time low oh my god look i'm walking in it's a [ __ ] disaster why do i have to lead i'm the least impressive oh my god they're pulling a pose the guy is like trying to leave like uh i'm trying to get out their mind oh my god they have matching jackets and he's calling us the losers hi losers you would like that russell what mike is such a problem with conversations they're heavy little back and forth and fec steps in with that stop with the provocations and get started okay sorry everyone who's here to use the computers for study or gaming or whatever we are using all of them to do our little lan game don't look at my password your deck of leadership i have no idea how to play i turn to mic like is this a bad time to say that i've never played this game you don't need that laptop really do you wait who's gonna be the carry what what is this [ __ ] there's something wrong with the ui okay mike you're carry i'll be the tank oh my god we don't even have a logo it's just four people like i've been playing that shooting game every time i come to the esports bar i don't know what i'm doing all right let's i'll focus on the carry they clearly want to execute the leader do we i don't think even we know that i'm going to cover the carry the tank jumps forward to absorb damage yep that's me okay fight i i don't know wait he's dead already who is playing as him you're off the team i am also dead jesus christ we have missed entirely every time we're respawning why what is this game like both the game in the game and the game that's what i'm saying like this game that i'm playing what is it and what is the game that we're playing inside the game they're both very confusing tons of damage yes i think we killed something great that one's gotta hurt okay now we're dead we're not doing anything like this is me this is my move here effortless i killed someone and i got some wind points like i don't know what's happening all i know is mike is dead and i'm kind of happy about it is it frozen it's not continuing for some reason okay just resolve match then i guess nope it is stuck okay great fantastic we won't even find out what the epic conclusion is for [ __ ] sake alright a main menu can we just auto resolve this okay this is probably good because i was doing [ __ ] terrible all right resolve match the match begins wait what is does it still have to play through it did we win no we lost even when i simulated it we lost is that it then we've just lost after all that guys ignore him we gave the best of ourselves clearly we don't think that about america we're not even turning to face him we don't even allow him in the group it's someone signaling to us what this guy oh he's gonna make us into a pro team he's going to be like wow i really see potential here you kids have got moxie why are you waving to him he's two inches away from your face i've been watching you play and you make a good team of course and you [ __ ] you have got great potential for this i did the worst he's giving me a computer for some reason i don't know why let's go fak all right amy cam down all right we're not at that stage yet at least buy me dinner first okay apparently i have a pc at my house now but that's where we're gonna leave this for now at least wow this is really anticlimactic after all that i lost can i kiss russell no i won't let me i know i could get on his good side as long as [ __ ] could get his tongue in his mouth uh okay i think he wants to put his tongue in my mouth or they want to put it in each other's mouths okay they're really uncomfortably close oh well but yeah we're going to end it there i hope you enjoyed i appreciate you watching as always let me know if you want to see more drop a like if you enjoyed it's the best way to let me know and uh yeah i hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 852,613

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Id: eEJ9jvqbqjY

Length: 23min 9sec (1389 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 18 2019

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[u/BiShyAndReadytoDie]

Feck doing literally anything to get out of his room when it's just him and a girl there is gay culture.