Episode 182 - What Guys Want

warning headphone users this next bit is about to be really loud so guys we got some feedback uh for one of the ads we read and apparently my energy was too low this was in a past episode right mm-hmm yeah they hit us up and they said no all energy was too low so i need to pick up my ad energy so what would you do [Music] tmg yo my waveform is a [ __ ] brick it's just it's just a [ __ ] sausage i'm dying dude [Music] it's not even saying what it is [Laughter] hurry hurry [Laughter] we gotta [Laughter] we gotta stop this bit dude we won't last in the next two hours if we do this even five minutes longer [Laughter] oh jesus christ dude what's up guys welcome to the tmg podcast this is actually today's episode today's free episode but if you want uh the bonus episode that went up today as well you can find that on our patreon that's patreon.com tinymeatgang and uh the the free episode will be ad free as well on there so uh and if not thanks and enjoy this one peace peace yo i found something out last week what's up people don't like youtube videos about diarrhea which is crazy i never thought you're talking about your cracker barrel video i never i never thought the word diarrhea would inspire people not turn people off oh my god it's weird we respond so positively to that word yeah for some reason but people don't actually like diarrhea yeah either thinking about it or thinking about tasting it or eating it or whatever like all the stats on that video like every day it's reminding me like hey people really don't like this it's yeah it's also like i just feel like people don't like vlog type stuff you know yeah our channel wasn't built on that in the beginning it just never really works we built our channels on sitting at the [ __ ] desk that's what people want to see i cut that stuff out so i tried to tell it like you know it was like a retelling with some reenactment and science footage so i see you know i tried to cater to the people but i mean i had people straight up telling me like hey man i'm sure it's funny but i'm just not clicking because it says diarrhea i mean you remember the [ __ ] saga we had on the podcast oh yeah diarrhea attacks and yeah yeah people we got thousands of negative comments yeah people being like stop doing this i'm trying to eat we're talking about buckets of hot diary in the hollywood sun just cooking so funny dude oh man i forgot all about that lady who got attacked with a bucket of feces man yo that should be a that should be a um an unlockable weapon in war zone man like you should be able to go yeah it should be a kill streak yeah right no right literally right right under like uav it should be diarrhea bucket and you just have a bucket in war zone it's a home depot branded bucket no it comes out of the sky oh you know it's like a diarrhea attack from the from a plane or something it's like a [Laughter] you're trying to get someone off a roof instead of an air strike you their player model starts bombing them oh no it's an air streak you kill them and you get the death calms and it's just them going nah man i think it's got to be that there has to be an individual version where you can like creep around with a bucket yeah if you can sneak up behind someone just [ __ ] and then the you know their player model like drops their gun and starts puking like into its mask you can pull out a pistol it's like a riot shield yeah but way better way more effective you know you see a dude with a ride [ __ ] in the shield and you're like ah i'm just not even gonna [ __ ] around with that i mean that would that would be the diarrhea bucket it's just like it's worth going near that person he's got a bucket he's got a bucket he's gonna leave me i'm leaving i'm leaving [Laughter] that needs to be the next war zone um they're going to call it biological warfare and it's going to be all like disgusting stuff like that like gatorade bottles full of pee diarrhea buckets um oh bro you know what the air streaks should be it should be like like seven tons of like elephant poop yeah it's called the dung drop yeah i love that dumb drop covenant no road hey now they're going to call that they're going to call that [ __ ] call that version dunkirk yeah there you go that's a good one that's a good job thanks for uh imagine imagine just creeping around you're just in your office with your two controllers like instead of a dead silence or if there's one you can you can fart on every step that you take [Music] it's a prank it's a prank one you can you can deploy it on other players [Laughter] you just fartball me yes stick bomb it's like a like a laxative sniper just ah damn it i'm laxed every time you shoot it makes fart sounds just want to apologize to everyone for my janky ass set up today i'm on the travel set up again yeah he's um i've got the computer fan going full blast right into the microphone and i'm standing and this is just weird so far but i've been enjoying this episode so far i got it you look like you're looking into the hood of a car yeah what do we got here yeah there we go you got a little podcast yeah that's your terrain belt that's what it is yeah you gotta get that sucker replaced i can do it but it's nice what's that noise it's making yeah yeah cars cleefing oh yeah you got you got stink bombed unfortunately hate to say it no little queef bro um someone said on the cold open of our last episode they said the dude the kids in the back of the class never grow up i was like [ __ ] you it's pretty good though who said we had to grow up man yeah yeah oh i see what you're saying so you're you weren't insulted by that because i kind of took it as a compliment i was like you know the back row back row kids are always the coolest you know yeah you know yeah always always but you know i'm just i'm just saying like who said we had to grow up dude i'm gonna be the kid at the back of the class for life that's what i'm saying we literally built a [ __ ] career on it yeah when we're 80 in the back row of the like retirement home who do you think is going to be [ __ ] around fake unplugging their air tank here they go again these [ __ ] [ __ ] throwing their last leg and it's just it's all it's all [ __ ] funny games to these guys this is nothing serious my hip my hip what are you okay cody i'm just [ __ ] around my hips fine stupid pretending my hover round is stuck and forward or reverse stop it please anyways put it in reverse terry [Laughter] what'd you do this weekend bro oh dude i've been in uh i went to joshua tree actually what a place yeah i had no idea yeah i just i always thought i always pictured that is that me yeah it's you is that chilly sorry yeah sorry about that you might hear wow that's loud is right there chilly hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode and that's policy genius listen april means a lot of not so fun things getting fooled getting rained on and getting your taxes done all in 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compared to their current home and auto policies head to policygenius.com to get started right now policy genius when it comes to insurance it's nice to get it right um so i always thought like joshua wouldn't really what i love how when you have a dog you just that's what starts to develop that like that parent call out you know you're like yeah yeah just hey just give me one second ollie enough yeah i mean i'm just chilling man i'm so cool i'm cool bro i'm not doing much give me one second hey hey hey hey sorry guys just plain explain some war zone man you know how it is hold on hold on one second hold on a second i know you're hungry i'll feed you later yeah man i'm just playing wars i'm not doing much daddy's on a conference call enough uh i always thought like joshua tree um i don't know i just i never really i'm not really i don't really would think of myself as like a desert person i like being by the beach and i like being more not isolated like i like being in a city i like being around people so i was just like it wasn't that big i mean i was excited for it but like it's i knew it was just like one house in the middle of the [ __ ] desert and nothing around it and uh and we got there and it was just like bliss it's so peaceful it's weird it's like you walk outside at night and you don't hear a single thing no traffic no cars no planes in the distance nothing it's dead silent which is a really bizarre feeling but it's calming yeah and then i got that super 73 bike that the guys super 73 gave me just shout out to them big shout out to them guys super 73 yeah yeah you know behemoth sitting right there it's like a it's like a [ __ ] dirt bike it's like a straight up if you got another one around just let me know man you know yes i will do a backflip on that [ __ ] yeah listen listen we can film uh yeah or luke said or three more yeah if you got like 10 lying around that we could just because we'll film a bunch of content with those things but i actually will you know i mean i'll i'll put the helmet on i'll put on a g-string in my helmet and i'll do some jackass stuff [Laughter] um but he said he was like man you're going to the desert that's like the coolest place to bring these things and so i put it in my car and oh my god it's so it was so much fun just full speed down these sketchy dirt roads no helmet on it's so fun it's very dangerous probably but so much fun and now i've been in i've been in palm desert for the last little while i'm here nice yeah i think i'm mine i love the desert i'm a desert guy now i bought a [ __ ] hat i was actually gonna wear it for this for this episode check out check this [ __ ] out dog nice man not a big desert energy man yeah yeah i think i might be going out that way at the beginning of may because i'm finally finishing this [ __ ] i've been trying to get down to our place and it's going to take 20 days so i got to be out of our place for 20 days 20 days to do what oh the chimney [ __ ] yeah yeah you know this does not work with headphones does it i don't think so there um but yeah uh desert's nice so i'm sorry like this is so funny because to me you look like like you're underwater or like you're dating washing the whole time like you move around and like your eyes are here is it not you're not getting like a good stream of me right now i i mean it's a it's decent but okay you know your nose and your eyes definitely keep displacing as you mean you're not getting a good stream [Laughter] yeah that part was it was weirdly the only clear part that was just that part was hd 4k um it was kind of funny because we were sitting there i took the bike out and i parked it by the front door and then like it was just sitting there and and uh i was with friends right and so like devon would be like what is what's the deal with that thing and i'm like you got to just take it out go down the road find a dirt road in the middle of nowhere and just cruise down it and he'd come back 30 seconds or 30 minutes later like dude that was the most fun i've ever had in my entire life and i'm like i told i told you and then someone else would be like really is that fun let me just let me [ __ ] yep yep it just made me you know what it made me want a real dirt bike though like it made me want to buy a place out there and buy a dirt like a or like a quad or one of those like razor things with like the roll cage and just go ape [ __ ] like go full desert motorsport guy you know i mean you know that's basically what happened to me basically what happened to me this weekend you know i did all that cart driving and then i was like i'm just ran a porsche just to see what it's like oh yeah you rented a porsche let me just give it a shot where are you yeah people were like did you buy that thing like i'm not gonna say [ __ ] and just let people let the hate build wait did you throw it up on your story yeah just a little like a little like emblem on the steering wheel nah i just like took a shot at like the hood and i put a little emoji like oh yeah yeah i did see this was sick i had you know i just had to i had to hey yeah ambiguous flex [Laughter] could be rented it it could not it could be in a parking lot somewhere it could be entirely something it could be someone else's i could have snuck in somewhere that's the best kind of flex like when people when you go to a person's page and they're constantly taking pictures next to nice cars but they're always different it's like you definitely don't like these are other people's cars how is this a flex yeah i'm gonna start once once i get the vaccine i'm gonna start that's my first thing on instagram i'm gonna go around out strictly just take pictures with other people's cars and i'm just like oh no this is some dude's car this is some other dude's car hey excuse me they're like wait are you that guy from tick tock oh no i just wanted to take a picture with this car it's sick i don't give a [ __ ] what you doing actually i don't care do you mind do you mind rolling up her windows so people think it's mine thanks bro uh i really don't like those videos excuse me nice car what do you do for a living it just seems like they're all staged now yeah they all are for the most part you know you get the random guys that are like i'm a airline pilot and you're like really rolls royce [Laughter] hey bro there's a you'd be surprised you get through an auction i forgot what site it is but shout out to ben he sent me this auction site it was crazy the kind of cars you could get on there and for the prices sweet but yeah um you know what you know what you know like this this uh weight roll for cars and g-wagons have you seen this no there's a tick tock that went viral i've seen like a few times people like these finance guys will be like do you know why so many business owners have g wagons well let me tell you it's some like weight rule for taxes for businesses so i think it's meant for people that are supposed to or that are buying like freight vans and semi-trucks and [ __ ] like that but if your car is over a certain weight limit you can write off a lot of it on your taxes so a g wagon is over that weight limit and chili so g-wagon is like 140k or whatever and you can write off 40k of it and as long as you sell it in three years that's part of the rule for some reason you better sell it in three years and it usually decreases about 40k in value during that time so you can essentially just drive a g wagon for free for three years i guess that's the hack ah that's cool i guess ah i don't know i think it's kind of cool i'll tell you just don't know how you know that [ __ ] you know i don't know like who i mean yeah who's researching these things that's like um i think that's when you're just obsessed with money saving money you know that's when like money is like literally all you think about you know like you're sitting there reading you know french tax board [ __ ] and you're like what what what could i what could i scheme on this year yeah you know yeah what can i get my little fingers into you know a little loop what could i yeah i kind of hold my finger yeah it's taking your your rich little fingers just trying to yeah what kind of i don't know oh found some babe if we both ride a motorcycle at the same time it's free for the first six months so we buy harley-davidson then return it on or sell it on five months and 29 days huh yeah yes and then they then they take a bunch of pictures with it make content out of it and they make ad revenue and then it's like what's going on over there he's like being so weird today barking at everything does ali ever get like that like random days where he's just testy um yeah yeah the thing that i had seen was when dogs do that you like you go up to them you're like hey and then you calm them down first and then you let them return to their routine so you have to show them that they're barking at nothing or something i don't know okay so you don't just i'll tell you this dude yeah it increases the trauma i think gotcha gotcha okay it makes them more on edge hey hey hey hey then you're both just screaming hey at each other he said dog is audible but it's not super distracting okay okay that's fine um yeah i'll tell you when you get a porsche you're like in the you're in like the the cool cool kids club like i drove that [ __ ] around and you know you realize how many people drive porsches and every single one that would drive past me was like yeah it's us man the poorest yeah i was like for sure that's what's up yeah no they're all like they're all like 35 year old dudes with like f1 hats like f1 racing team hats okay um you know like some guy pulled up next to me in a like a 911 uh gts or something he rolls down his window and he's like what's up man i'm like hey and elena looks at me and she's like why the [ __ ] did he just do that it's just like learning man dude yeah i'm like it's the it's the sick color yeah the color is like talking about me or the car this is tender for guys after marriage like this is what it is yeah gt4 coming down the street i'm gonna give it a shot like nah you're not yeah i am full head's that one hey love it man i would have got it myself oh dude we should totally cruise together yeah yeah we're doing a show we're actually we're all going to park in the gelson's parking lot and kind of just vibe you down 6 00 a.m yeah i'd love to yeah yeah yeah i drove by the gelsons park there's a real story i drove by at 6 00 am there was like 6 000 bmws there and all these dudes outside like like i'm standing right now just looking over damn yeah she's a beaut man what do you got going on this thing what's the engine what's the run train like what's the big big shifter lag because you know what's gonna happen at right at you know right at 6 30. they're all going to get on the road they're going to go up to some canyon and just terrorize it as a as a mob it's all just two hours malibu residents being like shut the [ __ ] up what is that no yeah trying to sleep god damn it [Music] [Laughter] hey guys we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode better help is there something interfering with your happiness or is is there something preventing you from achieving your goals well betterhelp will assess your needs and match you with your own licensed professional therapist you can start communicating in under 48 hours it is not a crisis line it's not self-help it is professional counseling done securely online there's a broad range of expertise available which may not be locally available in many areas the service is available for clients worldwide you can log on to your account anytime and send a message to your counselor you'll get timely and thoughtful responses plus you can schedule a weekly video or phone session so you won't ever have to sit in an uncomfortable waiting room as with traditional therapy better help is committed to facilitating 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little train model trains yeah yeah um what else fishing gear yeah woodworking yeah yeah yeah we're gonna meet up in the ralph's parking lot and uh show each other our band saws vacuum collectors you know this is my hoover 119xl nice model they discontinued that one didn't they yeah vintage this is one of the original actually floor model displays from vacuum world 1967 so yeah bro about after after having that experience it made me want one for real so i get it you get it so you're gonna cop i mean i don't know that's like that's uh there's a reason guys buy that [ __ ] like way late in life i don't think that car is very practical it's so [ __ ] low to the ground it's like it's a literal race car every every regular thing became so difficult we went to go get coffee somewhere or alina wanted some and uh just i couldn't get into the parking lot i was like yeah driveway rake's too high and i just park it and walk up to get the f and like this la it's gonna be like that everywhere so yeah yeah that's what i do we can't go sorry that's why dudes go to the gelsons at 6am and they put it out in the lot and they're like yeah i haven't been able to drive this thing for a month and i just they're all just impressed that they got in the gelsons yeah they're like the [ __ ] you get that thing in here man i wanted to park here forever never had the balls yeah and there's like there's a ton more just driving by like i don't want to go in there man like just [ __ ] man that looks so sick i would love to park in a gel since dude i would [ __ ] love it you know what i'm gonna do a u-turn drive-by one more time just trying to like muster the carriage and maybe do it no no no i can't i can't no no you gotta do it that's why they gotta get there at 5 00 a.m so there's no traffic so they can really have the time to get the car up the [ __ ] driveway yeah yeah that was um when i took it out of the lot to rent it i knew i was going to scrape the front lip and the sound that [ __ ] makes and especially when it's not your car it's like just closing my eyes at one mile an hour just please please please don't expensive to rent no it was like 300 bucks a what for a day for a day oh my god that's sick how to do it how to do it yeah that's an e that's a no brain ski i might do that when i get when i get back but something like a delorean or something you know yeah i mean like the ferraris and stuff they're way more expensive they're like 800 000 a day so i thought that's like a dope in between also i took that thing through two canyons and um for what like little moments i got to like push it i had myself a little uh race car boy nut nice this car is sick yeah yeah that's what i did doing the same thing on the bike honestly everyone basically what we're doing is we're just trying to plant the seed to when we turn tmg into like a motor sports company and we're sponsoring like dirt bikes and cars and that's where this is all going to spawn we're going to be through trucks racing yeah yeah we're going to replace fox racing i'm cool with that honestly that's actually that sounds awesome i'm so i really want to do the tmg monster truck show i feel like it'd be just it'd be sick yeah yeah don't say anything about that because it's actually a really great idea all right um kyle edit that out no it's fine you can keep it in you can keep that little teaser in but okay all right that's all we're doing we're just a little tickle of what's to come maybe we got some big stuff coming this would be a good it's gonna be a fun month yeah that's for sure um have you heard the uh playboy karting no auto-tune clip i did we could we could play it but you know i have my thoughts but let's run it can we rip it luke dj play that [ __ ] dj drop that [ __ ] i wanna take her out she gotta shut my d she gotta eat me up she got um oh he's not done maybe uh like that last little random [Music] what was that fortnite clip where the kid got mad i don't know that no [ __ ] what was that clip goddamn he does sound kind of like a child though playing fortnite doesn't he yeah i was gonna say man i was actually impressed with out of all like the non-auto-tune leaks his is the best yeah you know like like his voice sounds how it does like it's just the auto-tune is just adding to it a little bit right yeah that's true actually it wasn't as bad as i thought it was gonna be we've heard some we've heard some you know what i'm not gonna i'm not gonna put anyone on blast to be honest but i mean i've heard my own clips with no auto-tune yeah i was gonna say we've heard us with that auto-tune that's horrible so we've also heard other people without auto-tune we have yeah i'll tell you i'll tell you about it after okay it was a long long time ago but it was a really funny moment got it okay yeah anyway oh dude this is like this would have been a great segue as far as um you know putting your finger in a loophole talking about this dude uh qatar i don't even want to [ __ ] his name up but this mma fighter lost his finger in a fight yeah so was that like during the card on saturday that was like another fight promotion so there's no ufc card this weekend but gotcha i just thought the best part was they asked the audience to help them find his finger it's like like once you once you lose something like that don't you have like half an hour to get into ice cream yeah yeah yeah it's like so i imagine the dude was just like why are you sitting there yeah come on it's my [ __ ] finger there's some some [ __ ] with this beer like ah dude i've had it the whole time my sister's actually a nurse i poured the beer out it's i've been getting ice shit's good bro we're gonna get you back we're just in his beer he doesn't notice it yeah yo i guess i got a bloody mary i don't know oh there's like celery in here or some [ __ ] so how did he lose his finger got caught in the cage or something i would imagine something like that maybe he like gripped the cage like while he was getting yanked off it or something and then uh [ __ ] just got torn off i'm crazy this makes me think of a story of this kid i knew who lost a finger i'm not going to say how he lost it because it's a [ __ ] gory ass well now i want to know you guys say it dawg dude it's what is it it's it's like all right warning say it if you don't like gore just um mute this for the next 30 seconds so the kid he's riding his bike and somehow he re like he reaches down for something and his finger gets caught between the sprocket and the chain and it crunches his like the top of his finger off [ __ ] jesus and they were like they they got it and then they like put it in a nice and he's screaming like goes to the hospital and then like couple days later they couldn't save it so he just has like this one bunk finger and he thought it was the coolest [ __ ] ever it just turned into like you want to see my scar just like wiggling that thing at girls and stuff like yeah it's missing that's crazy right yeah yeah i don't know what i could do with this not a lot actually we could try though but yeah brutal stuff i don't know there's really no point to that other than i was just chuckling at asking the audience to look for a [ __ ] finger the most unsanitary thing people are like no i'm not gonna yeah exactly like ladies and gentlemen um it appears that one of the fighters has lost his finger if you see a finger on the ground please uh bring it towards the front of the arena like no no i paid vip right here i'm not touching that [ __ ] or what if someone saw it and they kicked it away like out of instinct and like not ew what the [ __ ] this is like dirty someone else in my head if you see a finger please put it in ice did you say put it in rice put it in rice should we put it in rice his finger's broken you better put it in rice you better put that thing in rice like the apple car i'm making a joke babe about the apple car it's the apple car remember rice remember we were talking about that before a couple months ago [ __ ] up darren we have to go home there's a loose finger out in the ground god damn dude oh you said ice you said ice oh i found it but i put it in rice i put in rice i actually went up to the panda express on the on the main stadium floor and i got a bucket of fried rice and so here i'm sorry oh that's funny yeah anyway it's really i just had to i had to bring that one up and we're gonna take another quick break to thank another sponsor of today's episode skin condoms skin creates products for those who know what they want and who are not afraid to demand it those who choose to feel everything not just in the bedroom but in life skin products are designed using the very latest technology to help you and your partner create a truly intimate sexual experience from condoms to lubes to toys skin products embody our mission to feel everything with skin you do not have to choose between great sex and safe sex the number one non-latex condom 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together and i saw that and i wanted to play with geo i actually thought of it i was sitting at my desk i'm like oh i should try and collab with geowizard and i was like on his profile trying to figure out how to do it couldn't figure it out didn't see the about page has had his email address in there or whatever so then i googled collabing with geowizard to see if anyone else had done it and ludwig did it and so i hit him up and i was like i just hit him on twitter i'm like yo what's good i followed him and i was like yo what's good man and he was like what's up and i was like uh hey how did you collab with geowizard and he was like i just emailed him and was like a little bit like just like not i mean it wasn't cold but he just was like almost like insulted i guess and then in his stream he was like what the [ __ ] is this guy doing trying to steal my [ __ ] he hits me up just out just to ask me how i collab with geo wizard so i felt kind of bad about that so shout out ludwig i actually i love your [ __ ] and i did copy you a little bit and i'm i'm sorry about that but um anyway so he's he did this subathon on twitch yeah and are subathons like normal events like he did he just invented the clock thing where every time someone subs it adds time onto his stream that that part i don't know um as far as i know he he is the first to do that i i'm pretty sure uh because you know there's like 24 hour streams but yeah i think that was his idea to to do the clock and just keep increasing the time um i was actually gonna say apparently ludwig raided my music project like a b or something on his tier list okay and then like uh i i don't know where i like i haven't seen it uh anywhere because i know he has a video like rating youtuber music but i just one day in stream like a bunch of people came in and were just like spamming my chat with like ludwig raided you a b ludwig i'm like what are you guys talking about like he rated your music at b i'm like you realize without context that makes no [ __ ] sense that's the worst kind of comment it's like a streamer chat like as it's going on comment where people are just like completely out of context like like fantano said this and you're like what what what do you mean give me a little bit where do i even start what do i google to find this like give me a little morsel of information more than just yeah um anyway yeah so he's been doing this 24 hour stream a subathon her stream and uh every time someone subs it increases the time on it and he's still going no or did it finally end i i don't know i think maybe he is still going but he's now the most subbed he's still with streamer most active subs on twitch by like 200 percent like he has like over double the next most subbed twitch streamers subs he made like a million bucks or something like that or 500 000 or something so crazy feel free to luke bring up the tick tock breaking down the money is that what it is um i mean i wonder it also is like i think twitch does different um revenue splits with some streamers i think some streamers have like exclusive revenue splits so i wonder if he's maybe in that category i don't know so he's getting more money from it i'm i don't know i don't know i don't i don't want to put that out there and like start a rumor at it off of nothing i just know that some larger streamers have special splits um yeah he's still going luke said he's like got the photos ready wait is that of he's got hair oh luke can you pull that up manny okay guys ludwig has been streaming for over 21 days at this point as you can see there's only a minute left but because this is a subathon whenever somebody subs it goes up another 10 seconds so this thing's not going anywhere time for some quick math ludwig makes about three dollars for a sub we multiply that by six to get minutes 60 to get hours and 519 because that's how many hours he's been streaming and that puts us at a grand total of 560 thousand dollars a lot of which is going to charity and like i said earlier just because it's at one minute doesn't mean it's ending soon chad has already added 15 minutes since i started filming this video ludwig is not leaving the stream until the end of the month kind of [ __ ] it's kind of [ __ ] genius although that's so annoying streaming everything like that's just so yeah black mirror like yeah man i give i give him a lot of props for having the uh mental resolve to do that you know granted he's splitting up the stream he's doing a lot of cool stuff in that way um but still it's uh it's a lot of work yeah and i think there's something to be said about uh 24-hour streams and the future of like always running in entertainment yeah and i think this this is a good example that i found pull up that tick tock that i sent this morning luke this is a 24 7 stream of a stop sign in a neighborhood have you seen this no that's the perfect form of entertainment for me it's like people if someone rolls through like just rolls through it the chat will be like oh [ __ ] we got a badass is there that much activity going on in that thing i guess there was yeah this tick tock is uh luke can you pull it up no can you pull down can you look can you pull it up please never mind can you pull that up please kermit the frog if you're ever bored if you want to do something fun with your life there's this twitch account i found where it's just a stop sign in a neighborhood and a lot of the cars do not stop at it and everyone in chat kind of like competes with each other like who is this next car going to go is this next car going to stop it's pretty entertaining and then even some of the viewers show up to the stream and you know do fun stuff i don't i don't know it's pretty cool so if you want to check out the stream feel free it's 24 7. yeah i thought it'd be pretty cool it's not a genius it's kind of [ __ ] genius that's crazy and i know there was like a website a long time ago of like a bar line or sorry 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someone creates a network based on like all like public-facing cameras like i bet someone has to have done that already i feel like that's like some weird hacker project to hack like a bunch of security cameras and be like i created a a micro network where you just go to a channel and you can watch a random security camera around the world what movie is that in that's in a movie that's how fast and furious isn't it no yeah where they take like what [ __ ] movie is that it's some like mainstream action movie where they take the guy hacks into like all the cctv cameras minority and they figure out where the do is the dude is because like like geo-locate him no i mean i think that's serious i think that's every now brother i know that movie front to back there ain't no camera hacking in that film i mean one of them oh maybe yeah maybe but the original no yeah yeah not the original yeah every every action movie's done that but i just mean like i i bet that's coming if it's not there already [ __ ] like you know camerawatch.org and you're just creeping on people yeah yeah yeah 24 hour streams is definitely gonna be i think the move i mean it basically happens with you know grand theft auto role play i feel that that's probably the first example of like 24-hour entertainment consistently so what like what is the deal now what's the current status with gta role play how big is it well i think one of the most known servers i don't want to say if it's like the biggest or whatever because i don't really know but one of the most known servers is the no pixel server um xqc was like recently banned from it and a lot of streamers get on there hassan hit me up to get on no pixel but i just don't have the uh time required to be on no pixel it's like a lot of hours you got to put in you got to create like a backstory for your character and all this and that so um and then are basically playing like is it are you trying to be funny is it like improv like are people trying to be entertaining or are they just trying to be a really good police officer or whatever they are yeah i mean it just depends it's honestly it's like a weird form of like method acting like you're just trying to be the most convincing and entertaining character that could be a lot of different ways you could be a cop and really own the role and be a dick cop and maybe you're entertaining because like you ticket everybody and like you you're an [ __ ] or maybe you break bad and you're like a double agent it's crazy dude it's just proof that like once vr is actually a thing and we're all kind of plugged into the matrix like people are just they just want a second life they don't actually want to cool life yeah they just want a second like i want to try and just manage uh chili's that's my what are you in your second life were you like a king are you some sort of you know mute like maybe you're a rapper or like a it's like no i actually just no i managed the chili's on on 5th street and i actually just um i own an olive oil service local to like this minecraft server and i just sell olive oil oh okay yeah i got three cats um they're a little bit annoying um you know i uh haven't really quite settled down yet i haven't found the right person but i'm not really putting myself out there enough you know because the cats take so much time so um other than that i do i like to vacuum in my spare time [Laughter] yeah bro role play is is super crazy um i just think from an entertainment standpoint and if more people got it like i don't i think if it wasn't presented in gta it would be like a spectacle for people i feel like that it the fact that it occurs within grand theft auto i think people go that's weird because it's a game but like they don't see it as a kind of like a bridging thing like if if someone built like a world that was identical to gta but just wasn't branded as that and then if you knew like oh yeah there's like this weird second life you know like the game second life or whatever where people just go in and perform and just do that i think people would tune into that [ __ ] no question yeah so yeah i was listening to a podcast today and they were talking about gta like i didn't realize that people on gta radio stations songs get more streams there than they do on real radio stations in some in some cases interesting interesting it's that's crazy like the games there's stuff within games now like kids playing roblox and stuff like that have such a deeper understanding of like nfts and and cryptocurrency because they've been dealing with virtual currency for the last like four years playing roblox yeah like they understand they understand that [ __ ] so much more yeah wild yeah that's the that's the one thing i was actually talking to my dad about this that i think we can get into [ __ ] jimmy fallon and all that in a second yeah but i feel the thing that i feel why big media companies are slipping and they're not cool and they're not relevant is what they don't get is that all the people younger than them you know 12 11 whatever they understand technology and everything like way better than they will possibly ever understand it because like they grew up in a certain context where it's just sort of normal and their brain is just waiting for the next thing and like i i hate [ __ ] the thing i hate about nfts is an older person like like an investor person shilling for it and pretending they really get it when they they don't [ __ ] it's blowing their mind to even talk about it but like they like to put on this face like oh yeah nfts it's the future it's like why is it the future blockchain and you know it's like the future yeah yeah yeah whereas kids you ask an eight-year-old and he's like oh yeah it totally makes sense tokenizing stuff i mean yeah i own a piece of this sword with this other kid and we yeah you know we sell it after we borrow it to this guy and then we take interest on our token payments and you're like what yeah yeah and the investor is like yeah see it's the future my kid talks about it all the time you know i actually got into it because my kid he's playing roblox all the time and he's like dad this is just like roblox i'm like that's it dude that's that's the thing is like i'm going to be that i know i'm going to be that in five to whatever years you know five months yeah when i remember like this this c yeah exactly a kid in five months the um my ceo my first ceo out of college i was working for a startup right and he was always quoting what his kids were saying talking about we got to do more market research because my kids are doing this my kids are playing this my kid and i always just think like just do it yourself i don't understand like download roblox and just play it yeah but now this this week i'm hanging with like my uh one of kelsey's family or whatever he's eight right so i'm watching him use youtube and roblox and i'm leaning over the screen like you know you know i can say like one weird example one one weird example is he was watching a laser beam video right it's one of these one of these fortnite videos that has 45 million views yeah it's the fortnight compilation of laser beam playing fortnite yeah and you me i would sit there on youtube be like how does this have 45 million views like it's got like a million likes or something like that and yet he this is like the 50th time he's watched this video and he's scrolling to all the parts that he knows by heart by timestamp of the best kills in the thing and i'm like that just blows my [ __ ] mind yeah i mean that i mean that's like i think what's the interesting thing is we grew up where we couldn't control media and so if we went to watch a movie or whatever that was it was like we got it the one time and we had to store it all up here and then just talk about it for forever and i think it's a super weird thing where kids get to like no i want it i want the kill i want the one give me the ipad i want to watch the one you know i don't know that that bugs me out it's just and watching them play roblox i'm like so are you like because i'm like this company that their market cap now is like what 70 billion or something crazy right they went public they're doing really well so i'm like sitting there trying i'm like do you have fun playing this game he's like not really i was like okay how often do you play he's like every day like i just don't i can't even begin to why do you play it then he's like it's like kind of fun look i can do this and i can do this and i'm like are you playing with anyone else he's like yeah i'm gonna serve her with this random weirdo i'm [ __ ] so so far removed from this why are you doing something that's not fun they're just they're just gonna be so ready for life you know i mean they already understand the grind dude when i talked about before like joining a gaming team at [ __ ] 13 and you go downstairs and you ha and your dad's like had a rough day at the office you're like [ __ ] yeah me too like it's that [ __ ] on 10. so that's why like fallon and all these guys trying to relate to these kids is so funny because it's like you're never it's never you're not gonna do it it's over for you man it's out just yeah just play to your crowd which is 50 years old 40 and 50 year old moms and then that's it and yeah i guess it's like where where like farmville and like cooking mama got the millennials used to like the monotony of life yeah that generation it's like fortnight where you're just hammering trees yeah for like 90 percent of the game and then roblox where you're just not doing anything yep grinding yeah it just gets used to the grind it's everyday bro dude um what yeah what is it what so what's up with jimmy fallon he's like played among us live with like corpse husband and all this [ __ ] i was like dying laughing at two things one i imagine like corpse husband speaking and then mom's being like is something wrong with the sound bar this guy's voice doesn't it just doesn't sound right [Laughter] did you leave your phone near the speaker again it's making a weird sound jimmy jimmy i think you did it i think you're suss it's like a robot's coming through the tv what's happening then our [ __ ] eight-year-old or eight-year-old grandson is jumping in the front no that's corpse husband that's corpse husband sounds like marilyn manson is that little nas x guy the satan wore shipper jimmy jimmy i think you did it i had a really dark joke and we might have to cut this one but uh i was also chuckling at the idea of like every old person with a stoma from smoking cigarettes all through the 50s is like oh my god he sounds like me yeah oh my god no their voices are higher aren't they uh maybe i don't know i don't be rude about stoma but like you know i just picture like a war vet being like where did he serve yeah can i get one that sounds like that [Laughter] something wrong with the soundbar did you [ __ ] with the cables again we gotta call best buys there's something wrong with the sound bar jimmy jimmy uh never played uh fortnite on tv before this is crazy and jimmy fallon with a [ __ ] controller like a goddamn plebe what he's playing with a controller he's like all right guys first i did that the first time i played among us all right so stop i didn't know you could use keyboard i wasn't aware i used keyboard the second time keyboard and mouse bro come on come on man i know come on man you didn't get the clicky keyboard hey guys hey what's up you guys uh jen can't wait we're just trying to get gen z to watch jimmy fallon yeah so they can yeah that's the other great part about that whole thing is like what are you gonna do guys the writers at the late nights you're gonna get kids watching jimmy fallon so they can tune in a week later to see memes from four months ago [ __ ] out of here yeah i i yeah i i that whole like late night shows are funny obviously jimmy fallon i think he's funny i think that um this the format though is tired and it's yeah it's now they're trying to shoehorn all these you know like like you said kind of recycled memes like they're too far behind on it like among us is now like it's like in terms of watch time and in terms of like use how often you see it on youtube it's over yeah that was a you know that was the beginning of the pandemic jimmy but nice yeah yeah it just feels like and now people are trying to take the late night format to youtube and it just feels like this is a format that worked really well 10 years ago uh 10 plus 30 20 30 years ago yeah yeah yeah exactly i guess in the 90s and i like conan now it's like when people are used to watching podcasts and like unfiltered discussion on stuff it's like the overly scripted like doesn't really hit his heart that's why i like you know as much as i love sketch writing like it's it's really hard to get someone into that because yeah they get like gta role-play level entertainment where it's like true i'm not gonna watch you and your buddies pull out a camera and like go into character for three minutes there's this guy on twitch who's in character for [ __ ] 16 hours a day this shit's crazy exactly yeah there's a [ __ ] literal stream of a stop sign we're just watching people pull through a stop sign you know how entertaining that that can be the other is one of the reasons why lily sings show didn't work because they like same thing they like tried to do that format but like use gen z terms and jokes and stuff like that and just like they sniff that out a mile away it's like this is fake yeah yeah i mean that's the other part which is kind of interesting is i think every new medium like live streaming all that stuff like scripted writing the point of it was what if this would happen but now we've seen that a lot of those things either do occur or they can occur or someone can make them happen and so like reality tv and like scripted not just blends and now it's just like content you know what i'm saying yeah like you know like milk like you know they take what video they posted recently like you know kyle gets some girl's number and there's like a hundred dudes come running out of a tent like so funny that's such a great prank yeah it's like it's you know it's wholesome it's innocent whatever um but like that's something i think someone would have scripted 20 years ago or even 10. been like dude imagine like if a dude got a number and then all his frat boys came running out of a house and then now it's like 100 guys are willing to do it for the gram so yeah i don't know bro weird times yep yep yep yep yep more black mirror talk i like talking about content honestly yeah i mean do do you have like this like where do you go from here feeling i have this [ __ ] so often yeah but i think we're making the right moves i think we're like i said it's going to be an exciting month and i think that we're i'm excited personally and i think we're making yeah decisions so yeah yeah yeah no yeah definitely i think everything we've got planned is is for sure the way um let's see let's see the the vaude do you have it luke he said he's got it ready to go also he said can't wait for jimmy to get banned from no pixel in a year jimmy fallon he just gets a year from stanford what's up guys we're playing gta today fan out meta gaming you just broke the rules you're gone hey guys welcome to my twitch channel this is my first twitch stream so thank you for watching uh there's gonna be uh probably a lot of mistakes but uh it's gonna be fun either way thank you so much for watching and then and tuning in and playing with us and streaming with us so we're going to play a few rounds of among us uh for those of you who don't know because it's going to be air on the tonight show it is a game um well we're going to play we're going to play a few rounds of among us we're going to do it hold pause it for a second one more time wait this is actually on tv or was this on his twitch i think it's like a i think it's uh their twitch channel oh and then they're putting clips from it on the tonight show maybe yeah i don't know yeah yeah that's what caused it yeah yeah okay so this was he actually started a twitch channel and he that wasn't that the most boomer way and listen i don't i don't have any hate towards jimmy i really don't i really don't i know i feel bad because he's a nice guy and it's like he just comes from a different era of entertainment and i just i just like i feel for the guy like he you know he likes doing this and he's just being told like this is the way but listen man when you're on twitch coming in and going yo welcome to my twitch chat ah [ __ ] yeah yeah that's exactly what i was just thinking what's up guys welcome to uh my twitch channel this is the first time that uh we're gonna be doing this so might be some bumps along the way but bear with me uh okay so today we're gonna be flying among us poggers poggers poggers pepe laughs pepe laughs pepe laughs pepe left february foggers yeah i mean that's what i'm saying i don't [ __ ] blame him it's just probably his producers who are like already you know two years three years too late to twitch that are like we should start a twitch channel he's like all right just i'll do whatever yeah i'll do whatever to bump the ratings you know yeah so i feel for the guy you know you gotta i mean that's how i feel on tick-tock i feel exactly like that on tick-tock yeah yo what is up here is another joke what is up tick-tockers here is a fun sketch i've been thinking about bodybuilders be like how about that backflip though new tick tocks every thursday at 6pm who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] that'd be so funny sketchy oh my god late night guy doing tick tock make sure you're hitting that notifications bell on my tick tock channel [Laughter] new notifications new tick tocks every thursday at 6. that's going to be dropping a new tick tock see my new character on tick tock late night guy doing tick tocks what is up tick tock i have a guy who owns a monkey clap it up for that he's going to put it on my shoulder oh yikes and everyone's like boo have you seen the account where the guy actually has a monkey living in his house yeah he cut his monkey's hair yeah yeah all right guys i'll see you guys in the bonus head over to the bone zone

Channel: TMG Studios

Views: 312,106

Keywords: Corpse, Husband, Jimmy, Fallon, Twitch, Ludwig, 24/7, Call, of, Duty, COD, Porsche, Playboy, Carti, Autotune, MMA, Stream, Culture, Comedy, Sketch, Livestream, XQC, GTA, Roleplay, No, Pixel, NoPixel

Id: lv2eTW999hI

Length: 66min 52sec (4012 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021