Epic NPC Man Supercut - Season 27

[Music] ah hello adventurer and welcome to the town of honeywood i'm looking for a brave adventure to search my grandfather's tomb and find his lost sword i am happy to help my grandfather once tilled the garlic fields here in honeywood however he was torn away through conflict and war so he forged a mighty sword with a family symbol the garlic clove oh i think i found that you'll know it by its distinctive garlic pommel yeah the garlic power yeah i found that in a tomato sadly this won't be an easy quest adventure that doesn't matter because i've already found it the sword has been lost for decades lost time itself oh well i found it now so congratulations i feel guilty even giving you this task knowing you will likely fail you'll face off against perils you can likely not handle to be honest everything was like two kobolds in a ramp and like i say already got it so mission accomplished i'm beginning to think i won't ever see our family sword ever again no literally got it right here that weighs heavily on my soul oh i'm waving in front of you this is it got it right here it was a beautiful sword you should have seen it you're looking at me i literally have found your grandfather the sword garlic on the panel sure was the sight to behold it's got the garlic pommel the amount of enemies the swords are playing countless unbelievable none of our family have seen it for generations in fact i'm pretty sure no one will ever see it ever again yeah yeah right regardless i wish you well on your quest adventurer i will likely not see you again for a long long long time okay adventurer you have returned i can't believe you've done it you found my grandfather's sword hey oh hey didn't see the what's going on oh nothing just hanging looks like you've got some new armor and you're trying to show it off to everyone oh this whole thing i forgot i was wearing it why you're jealous i am not jealous oh i think you're jealous no no you're definitely jealous you're jealous in fact i think this entire thing is a little bit stupid you think this is stupid yes i do and in fact i think there is no one else in the entirety of azram what are you doing on my corner peasant who the hell are you peasant that's my corner peasant where did you get that armor peasant oh this old thing nowhere special just cleansing the furthest reaches of the dark lands peasant please you're no match for me peasant oh aren't i peasant where'd you learn that move peasant from a master much greater than your own peasant well what's this then peasant or what's this then peasant what was this in peasant what's this then this is so stupid no literally no one cares okay what's this then peasant [Music] okay so that's w s and d brilliant and it is f to use oh no it is f to punch e to use okay brilliant okay ah hello adventurer and welcome to the town of honeywood i couldn't believe my eyes when i saw you from afar you have a brave looking spirit hero and a brave spirit's exactly oh oh god oh my god i'm so sorry why are you having the hair why the air oh i didn't realize it was the attack button i i didn't mean to do that i'm sorry you don't mean to hit me no no no no i'm new to this game i'm still getting used to the controls okay i mean i guess i can let this slide again i am so sorry it's okay please continue all right okay here i go i will continue ah so where were we oh yeah so i need you to find my grandfather's sword and return it to me it's hidden in a tomb just outside of honeywood finding that sword would help lift the curse what i'm sorry oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry i'm sorry i'm telling you about my dead granddad i'm telling you that he died that he's dead oh i didn't mean it i'm sorry i'm sorry please i'm sorry [ __ ] face i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm still living in the controls i swear i didn't mean to punch you how does somebody accidentally punch somebody in the face i'm still learning the difference between f and e punch and use it's different in other games i promise it won't happen again you promise okay well if you promise i will i will carry on thank you uh where was i though you really uh you really threw me for a loop here ah wow that really stings um okay i my grandfather was the savior of all of honeywood returning his sword to me would not only help cleanse the land of the curse that's been plaguing honeywood it would help cleanse the curse that's been plaguing my heart since he died adventure i can see within you you have a true and brave soul will you accept this task [Music] watch out for monsters out there adventurer i need your aid [Music] hi adventurer i have an important quest for you how can i help i need you to retrieve my grandfather's hammer from the leather worker in darkwood can you help except before you go adventurer be warned they are a strange folk in darkwood it would be best not to linger what do you mean ah they're just they're not quite right in the head you know especially that leather worker my advice get in get the hammer and get out okay i will good luck [Music] [Music] yeah adventurer help me find my lost souls [Music] ah adventurer i need your aid murdering my family [Music] ah adventurer welcome to my humble leather workshop ah great you must be the guy um the blacksmith and honeywood sent me to collect his grandfather's hammer ah berger yes he left it here last week let me grab it for you [Music] there you go adventurer oh uh okay thanks farewell and give bodger my regards you know what i will you know it's funny bodger actually and here we all stand the calm before the storm of battle no i'm not the inspiring speech type no i'll leave that to my good friend you all know him we all love him here he is our inspiring leader captain isaac not this guy brother i follow you anyway thank you my people i'm not going to sugarcoat it the battle ahead will be rough they're over those hills the orcs of schmargenrog have made camp it's up to us to push them off these lands and reclaim our home if you follow me into battle we may not all survive some of us will not see the sunset this day flint i've known you since i was a boy do you remember risking my sister with me from the bandits in the forest yes i remember it well they never saw us coming no they did not will you follow me again this day i will thank you bodger i sent for your wife not for you [Applause] isaac you son of a [ __ ] how many times have we fought alongside one another more times than i can count brother there is no man i would rather fight alongside will they follow me again this day i will yeah yeah adventurer i do not know you but bodger trusts you and that's good enough for me will you follow me this day i mean sure i don't really want to to be honest but i kind of have to because i want the xp so but just to make it clear your performance is dragging this whole thing down that's enough chatter soldiers no one truly dies not in battle in battle you become saviors you become heroes you become legends yeah so follow me [Applause] [Laughter] for hours we've been engaged in this bloody statement battered and bruised we kept fighting with every fiber about me we kept fighting uh i'd finally bested him it had taken forever but he was mine my moment of glory ah did you see that one shot and he was down oh my god this is not a high-level bow this is not a high-level bow but i got him i made it work all right what do we got what do we got oh my god this is so much gold are you kidding me right now i don't know why people are always complaining about this guy he was super easy i got him in one hit all these higher level adventures were like this guy takes ages to kill like hours like literally hours and i got him in one go you saw that right mister you missed her you saw that right i got in one go i believe and when you believe you achieve oh my god it's the skull of raul oh we did have the scholar this is worth 50 000 gold oh i can't believe i did this in one hit one hit one yep anyway this has been great great to meet you i'm gonna be on my way i'll see you later [ __ ] i'm just going to hit up the shop ah hello adventurer 10 health potions that'll be 200 gold hello adventurer what would you like to buy oh did i show you the new dance that i unlocked no uh i guess [Music] oh i didn't get the battle pass for that one yeah well you've missed that now you're going to be forever jealous but did you get the flip flap from last season how does that one go oh it's [Music] good again [Music] you got it nice [Music] i should probably as well see you later man [Music] still going huh i'm just gonna ignore it [Music] ignoring you i'm alone in my bubbles i'm alone in my bubble oh wow you're right there in my bubble [Music] ah hello adventurer uh my sheep have run amok if you could help me find them i sure would appreciate it except great thank you oh wait are we flip-flapping oh please god no hell yeah [Music] no oh this is horrible they've all been slaughtered do you know these people or people from my village everyone i know gone i am so sorry cammy what do i do now unbelievable i just i can't believe it i can't believe that people would come in here and slaughter innocent people do you know what i mean like this person's had an arrow oh and they've even have killed the women and children what was that what what was that i was just saying i can't believe like that they've killed the women and the children like what monsters would do this exactly what monsters you know like they've come in here just oh and they've killed this person oh unbelievable adventurer don't don't what have you no respect for the dead how could you say that have i no respect for that of course i've got respect for the dead look that they've come in here and i've just killed look they've come in here pitchfork poor guy look it's even got this guy oh and he's yeah he's dead you're doing it again doing what stealing the items of stealing the items of the decision i would never steal items from dead boys i can literally see you doing it right now how could you do this right in front of me oh my god there's orcs over there look there's a horse over there over there look where over in the distance what where i can't see any just are you sure oh i don't think so no there's a tree i don't think yeah i don't know they would i could have sworn they were just i didn't see any got that sneaky emmy mother mother my dear sweetheart that's what i've never seen lucky i'm here i just listen orcs the armor was red do you know where those orcs reside i do they're the orcs of schmargenrock but what were they doing here these look after my camera i will i promise amy you have a good life happy we've reached the edge of the forest here we shall meet philadelph a rogue who will escort us further i'm glad we made it adventurer while we have some time i want to tell you something over the course of our quest i become quite infatuated with you no it's more than that i've developed feelings for you very strong feelings what you know i noticed a chemistry between you as well just never felt so comfortable around anybody before stories we shared the conversations we had it means something i i don't think you said a single word since we left after this journey i just feel like i know you and that you you know me i was really hoping after this quest we might get a coffee i want us to be together that's disappointing [Music] you're right it's not fair of me to ask these things of you but i just can't help it what is happening but i just feel so safe around you is it love well if i know love i think this is love oh thank god our escort is here adventurous we must get moving the surrounding area is crawling with wow never have i ever in my life been so immediately drawn to a person as i am in this moment right now what make love to me he's not doing anything i thought you were mine and i was yours you're right after everything you've just been to i see you're just too much hero for one woman [Music] perhaps there's enough of this advent to afford both of us well i can confidently say there is are you kidding me [Music] oh well at least i've still got you what a hero [Music] i need someone to help me save outer keep i need a brave hero to help me save alta keep will no one answer the call to help save alterkeep adventurer i'm looking for a noble hero to help me save aldekeep and do you have the courage to travel with me to alder keep and help save my people yeah sure i knew you were a true hero when i saw you from afar then let us join forces and depart at once sounds good to me except fantastic before we go adventurer i suppose i better introduce myself i am high paladin rondor of the order of light my holy temple has been overcome by some foul plague of debauchery no that sounds terrible i was nearly overtaken by this foul evil myself but my faith in the light is strong it took all my strength not to succumb to this foul evil sadly i cannot say the same for my brothers oh no what happened to them i witnessed the battle raging inside them a struggle between good and evil i pray to the light to give them strength but when i looked in their hollow eyes i saw nothing but darkness i knew at that moment i had to escape so escape i did yeah man that sounds terrible but it seems the light has not given up on me just yet no our meeting was no accident i can see the goodness emanating from within you i believe you are the one prophesized to save our people you're too kind disband party see ya you're right we'll make better time if we split up see you and now to keep hero [Applause] hey everybody you might notice our production value is actually increasing and that is thanks to patreon uh all the stuff behind us extras everything we didn't used to have all that kind of production value so if you want to help support us and make more of this kind of awesome high production value content then please consider clicking the button it's somewhere 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Length: 23min 40sec (1420 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021