D&D Logic Supercut

when you woke up this morning sitting on top of your belongings was a letter you look around it's an out of place group of what could only be your fellow wannabe adventurers sitting at a table the rest of you are enjoying your drinks when a tiefling approaches the table i see you all got a letter as well you must be the ones i'm here to meet i guess so i'm aaron i thought for hire what i lack an experience i make up for in enthusiasm do you know what this is all about i don't sorry i'm just following the instructions of this letter but hey i'm used to following orders my name's demacos i'm a cleric when i was just 13 my younger sister fell in the local river and nearly died i couldn't save her so i prayed to anything that would listen that if they saved her life i would follow them blindly until the end fortunately luther was listening and i have dedicated my life to him and have been granted minor powers that sounds a lot like my story actually really no but i did want to go next you see i am a performer an artiste a mime a musician a player a thespian those are all the same things i am from the small town and though i did start a busker on the streets now i am very well known and most of the boss i received my letter in my tip jar last night what about you tall mysterious hooded man the story of mine thank you very much no seriously you are too kind uh you probably already know who i am because i am extremely famous around this continent and beyond well i i've but for those of you who have been living under a rock for the last 20 years uh my name is fargrill the great also known as fargrim the just the fearless one or the divine mage or the crack and killer kraken you've slain a cracker don't interrupt i also happen to be commander of the orc hunting special operatives team the tusk breakers two-time slayer of a chromatic dragon dragons you've killed two dragons already but kleiner like you're being incredibly rude would you zip it i also happen to spot the only name that sends the shivers down the spine of the fearsome lich king vladimir sorry i'm i'm sorry a lich king at level one or should i say sorry uh at this stage in your life you've killed a lich king look i didn't interrupt your shitty little boring story did i i i don't i don't believe okay well i'm telling my story i'm just merely introducing myself here as fact ah you folk look like adventurers thank the gods for that look if you can slay the vermin that have overrun my tavern i will give you all one gold piece each we accept where are these rats oh there's one now okay here we go first roll of the campaign oh natural twitch that's a great that does 10 damage and fibrin is dead [Applause] what's him dealt with excuse me got a weird little scroll with my name on it does anyone else oh no my identical brother fagram the great dead as i live and breathe who the hell are you oh you might have heard of me uh my name is tagrim the great also known as tagram the just the fearless one the divine mage and the orc snail it's an ambush disengage synchronous flame they're wearing the mark of gradual whole person don't let them um guys what are we doing not you too it's bad enough they're consciously listening [Music] yes got one no i know we're fighting orcs i mean why are we waiting what do you mean waiting i thought you're distracting me now why are we taking turns ugh where are we fighting again and who's taking turns us all of us we're all just taking turns fighting look come on come on [Music] [Music] you're waiting for me cure wounds rise toggle and join the fight okay i'll get up in the moment yeah get up okay i'm getting pissed off now why can't we just kill them all at once um that's what we're doing no we're not this guy went after them of course then you went after him and then targaryen [Music] well what is it that you want we can't do anything else this is how a fight works but why can't we do anything else why can't we just kill them all at once oh you'd be like with a fireball wait are you a wizard [Music] i mean like that well no but that's not you can't do it no no no [Music] oh we need you to get your flaming blade active we need the extra damage it's fine i can do both no you can't uh yeah i can foam blade is real quick yeah but it's not a counter so what kill wound takes a little bit of time but flame blade is super quick [Music] oh god damn it theron we don't need a rules lawyer right now ladies and gentlemen of the gaming table the opposing council would have you believe that cure wounds and flame blade can both be cast in the same term because one is an action and one is a bonus action now at first glance this doesn't seem to be an issue after all can we skip forward to the bit you have a problem with please of course your honor i'm not your honor what are your players handbook chapter 10 spell casting page 202 and i quote you cannot cast another spell during the same turn except for a can trip with a casting time of one action end quote all right i will make sure one of them is a cantrip fine no flame blade i'm afraid but i'll cast chaleli instead that's a can trip and bonus action and i can do that right you may greatly and now our cue wounds objection what you just said that i could do that can you please read from me in a loud voice so the stenographer can hear you watch stenographer the passage that i just quoted except for a can trip with a casting time of one action now is shalali a khan trip with a casting time of one action no no it is not as you just said moments ago chile is a cantrip with a casting time of one bonus action therefore vis-a-vis hints with notwithstanding the aforementioned henceforth and so be it if it is writ then thou must abide by it [Music] fine i will just cure wounds and not use my bonus action objection you just cast shale then i will hit the zombie with the shaleli and hope that targum here survives one more round objection i swear to the gods i will end you players handbook page two seven five shall he ends if you let go of the weapon god damn you great now targrim's dead oh man that sucks that's totally unfair of the dm he totally should have fights the dice for you man oh no oh darker my identical brother date don't worry i park him the great vow to avenge thee [Music] sorry aaron i'm out ah damn it all right siren start setting up we're going to need to camp wait we're not going back what no we're only halfway through the mission but we're all almost dead yeah we're not continuing we're going to rest now what do you mean rust i mean like not do strenuous activity for i know what rex means i mean do you really think that's all we need right now why would it not be um maybe because that's not how our bodies work what do you mean carefully i'm saying i have deep lacerations to my torso and i need a medical professional a lot of time to recover and heal ah but we're not continuing if they're in setting up camp now don't worry you'll be fine oh i'm sorry this does there have something in their bag that's going to magically transform into a hospital no then what are you talking about why would we set up camp here we could just go back to town and find a healer why would we go back to town when would we perfectly find in the morning look we'll set up camp here and we'll be in tip-top shape in the mall oh okay i didn't realize that's enough to fix everything so um these long rest nice long rest and that kill me please kill me long rest oh okay gentlemen just needs a little nappy nap does she okay fine great well sweet dreams to you all sincerely hope they're not our last what's the deal let me find what you know the wolves are attracted to blood oh no no everything's fine come on sleepyhead there's a big dungeon to explore [Music] god's damn it could you flame [Music] what are you doing if you step aside i can shoot that guy couldn't you just shot him from over there oh well yes but now i'm hidden and i can use it to my advantage to do sneak damage you say so okay well move will do now move move now what move what do you say move now oh my gosh over what move step aside evacuate uh take a step to your left i don't know how many more ways can i say it i've already said that i will move what are you waiting for i have the clear shot right now if you just get your ass out of my way oh you want me to move right this second um let me think yes but it's not my turn what are you talking about uh i mean it's not my turn so i can't move what are you talking about it's not my turn it hasn't yet gotten to me in the order yet right i'm still waiting for my time to act how many more ways can i say it oh my god all right okay let me commit this another way for your pea-sized brain i'll give you peace are you doing anything right this second no are your legs still working [Music] seems like it do you agree that it would be beneficial for the entire party if you stood aside so i could shoot and kill that guy of course great then move rogue you have taken too long to act so you take the dodge action oh my god thanks to vac appreciate it you know you could have used the ready action uh player's handbook page 194. you know you could shut up oh just saying there it is margarine you've just been killed you said and it's heaven that you had skills get up produce flames well well what shoot him i can't it's not my turn [Music] okay live in here let's go through this one more time if a book looks cursed it probably has a curse or it's jinxed or something right right so what do we do check you for traps yes what do we not do throw it at jillian say cats [Music] correct now i think we got pretty messed up so democrats is wild grim okay no bye bargram vow to avenge my brother oh goodness fine uh theron start studying oh sorry um over set up camp no no no that's my thing yeah normally but you got more messed up in that fight more than almost any deals no i'm perfectly fine thank you perfectly fine you were knocked unconscious uh yeah and then i rode on net 20 and now i'm back on one hp what's the problem i i don't know what that is what do you mean uh um then i got really lucky and now i'm clinging on to life just fine exactly so you shouldn't wander into the wilderness where you could be killed by all manner of creatures oh that should do it no no no no no no no no i'm a valued member of this party and i'll set up the camp thank you but you'll have to chop wood set up the tents start a campfire yeah and and you're almost dead i'll have you know that there is nothing in the rules that says i have to act any differently just because i'm on low hp what if you need to kill a dick okay what if you need to investigate the area for a safe clearing we are a quarter mile southeast of the river crossing uh there's a pack of migrating deer 600 pesos to the west and it looks like about four days ago a pack of orcs came through this area any other questions what if look just face it i'm every bit as good on one hp as i am on full health if you don't like it take it up with the game designers okay i shouldn't have to act any differently just because of your need for immersion i can think of one downside what ah why would you oh [ __ ] oh he's annoying me i should short him up for the night well technically page one on our players handbook i'll be conscious again in one day four hours so we'll see the vineyards come to rescue me are you okay ovac did they hurt you no i'm fine just took my things and tied me up with my own ropes oh a cool sword hey that's mine is it because it was on the goblin i killed so i think that makes it's mine lavinia hey no those are the rules we set for looting no i mean could you please come and untie this knot you've got the nimbleless fingers here oh sure there we go hey what in your nine house do you think you're doing relax i'm not going to stab you yet i'm just picking you up yeah my rope huh this is my rope so sure you just cut it yeah you were tired and now you're not your finger's broken or something you can pick a knife this is quicker why are we in a rush there are no goblins around you just kill them more why do you have any idea how much a rope costs one gold piece for 50 feet of hemp and 10 girl pieces for 50 feet of silk with a weight of 10 pounds and 5 pounds respectively players handbook page 150. so what he said thanks darren see 10 gold pieces this rope cost me that's more than we made in the last two jobs combined well maybe more than you made look i don't know why you're getting so eaten about this whole ah maybe because we've been tracking the centaur tribe for about a week now meaning we're at least a week away from anywhere i could buy another i'm sorry i'll take extra long to untie you next time a minute it would have taken you like a minute now pay up what what do you think pay me 10 gold pieces for a new rope oh come on no no that's out here yes lavinia you did make her pay for that dagger she lost hey okay no that was different she threw that on purpose fine just think in future what are you doing casting mending on my rope you have mending no yes then why were you getting so easy to me about the wall because it takes time to cast a spell how long a whole minute okay now i am going to stab you oh god aaron come here didn't make it through that trap corridor too easily did you huh perhaps if you learned how to fly like i did not lagrange all i'm saying is it took him too long to catch up yeah because you left us to scale that wall with no way up i don't see why i should always have to carry yoke you're unlike you your grip lagram keep up where did that one happen anyway it doesn't matter unlike you aaron here recognizes that we're a team i unlike you guys can survive alone you genuinely don't think you need us i literally cannot think of a situation where i would i mean anything that you guys have i know that i've got a spell that'll do better i have action search i have peace i have slow fall i have feather fall i have destroyed undead [Laughter] i have fireball and guess what it works on the living too okay come and help me pick this lock because i'm struggling with it oh if only i had a spell that would help me get through a locked door come on you don't need to waste it he doesn't need us or our respective expertise [Music] [Music] oh no it's awfully mildly dark in here like a sunday afternoon thank god alan our earthly human has bought primitive light sticks what an idiot oh look there's a skeleton he's gonna come up and attack me now how did i know i don't know do i have divine sense no do i have something more powerful yes common sense [Laughter] right [Music] hey guys what's up zellgreen hello guys hey do you want to come in here yeah i think i'm getting no no no you're quite right i think we'd only slow you down say what did you find in the chest oh it's it's amazing come and check it out please quickly come in you know i think i will go have a look me too oh a very nice star okay guys sorry i'm late what you've been looting oh no my identical brothers lagram the great dead as i live and breathe no worries i tagram with a silent p the great vow to avenge thee are you sure this is going to work well no i'm not 100 sure i'm more like 85 percent sure am i like 85 percent is more like your 200 that's hurtful but that's as good as you're gonna get unfortunately crunch what are we doing you have to sacrifice your blood to the bone oh why because the trap requires the essence of furbolg oh right what trap oh for the god's sake kyothi pull his hair out that should do the trick don't oh yes we did it it worked what did we do we worked out my final puzzle though i must say it took you longer than i expected i'm glad you didn't die to any of my traps that wouldn't have been a satisfactory conclusion to your story who are you and what have you done with the children an excellent question damacus perhaps you'd like to ask crunch [Music] what yes i'm sure that crunch would love to fill you in on who i am and who i used to be before the fire incident what is he talking about crunch beats me yes you see after the fire ravaged my library i took the wisdom i had learned from the monks and vowed never to let naivety get the better of me again and thus i became gradualo the wise oh [ __ ] yes [Music] never again would i be known by my true name peter von stadberry yeah you freaking kid ah crunch it's good to see you again old friend oh we've met have we are you kidding me i'm your mentor we have like five pages of backstory together your family they died to the hag and then you know you're raised by a librarian oh yeah that does sound familiar hey wasn't there something about a centaur as well something about a centaur you've just been on a whole arc about a sensor are you kidding me crunch we literally rode here on centaurs oh no i don't think i was here for that bit it was this session of the ghetto initiative you'll never find sarah luffy's true location that secret dies with me oh never mind all right he's finally dead but let's not forget it was his magic that was holding this whole place up we've got a matter of minutes to get what we came here for and get out yeah what did we come down here for yeah guys there's a badass great sword over here hey no that sword is clearly cursed wait till the rooney's had a chance to inspect it that's actually a pretty good idea given here get on it right that's why i take these diamonds no check first then loot okay everyone i'm gonna cast prayer of healing if anyone needs health or stamina to get back through the lava wall stay within 30 feet yeah i'm good on health so i'm just gonna check the sword no no hey wait till we remove the curse on it all right everybody's got something to do let's do this all right guys we're about to get into the whole thing about looting and checking for traps and stuff uh the session's been going for quite a while i think we just kind of wind it up there and i'll see you guys same time next week [Music] hey man nice to see you how's it going hey i saw the photos online of your trip to feedly thank you so cool yeah it was it was amazing oh man you're good fiji is every bit as beautiful as you hear i've heard that about fiji i'm so jealous what nah man you moved house that's just as much fun as a trip on holiday to fiji almost as fun as the flu i got right after oh i heard about that are you okay now yeah it took me like two three months to recover but i'm okay yeah it just works really hard i know what you mean i have been slammed for the last three months it's crazy sorry guys i'm late i'm it's just in the toilet that's oh good um i think we're all here should we crack back into it all right now what were we doing we'd just been given a letter by a mysterious benefactor no buddy the letter was at the beginning of the campaign i i think we're looking for a book or something right no we were fighting vampires in the few while i think no that's the sunday campaign oh yeah oh there was an evil wizard go right and i think i remember something about you know going through a lava wall yeah guys there's a badass great sword over here grab it then yeah oh that's right hey thanks so much for watching if you enjoyed it consider watching some more videos and subscribing also we actually play d d on a separate youtube channel there's a playlist over there go check it out and if you like it maybe subscribe to that channel too tango pieces we're taking some grudgy long thank you

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