Eboys React to Alex’s Sidemen Haircut - Eboys Podcast #27

hello everyone i am back from sidemen sunday shooting um i just want to apologize for the fact that i threw you all in for that uh group channel but they actually upload so um i take anything i can get nowadays although i would say i've paid the price i'm so excited i'm going to have to share my screen maybe tell us a bit more about how it went before we see yeah so who did you have how'd it go oh you're cool right i look great right now don't i don't know i wouldn't say great but normal [Laughter] okay so what happened was we walked in there and everything was fantastic basically it was great we walked in there lovely little studio um didn't really know what was going on there was a few of us down there a bunch of youtubers and one by one people went up and the way it worked is that there was a sidemen paired up for each person basically yeah and they span a wheel to decide who you got so it was completely at god's choice whether you got somebody now i'm just gonna ask you guys if you had to have a sideband cut your hair which one would you want the most toby toby he's nice yeah i think we've agreed this that toby would be the one you'd want the most there we all sat downstairs and everybody was going toby yeah i want toby toby would be nice wouldn't he toby's a nice guy toby wouldn't butcher something he's a lovely fellow why would toby ruin anybody's hair he's a good guy that went on for about three hours as we waited um i got upset i get toby and i'm thinking yes it can't get any better than this yeah i thought it was okay that's why it still looks the same right he's just giving you a little bit off the length toby asked for inspiration from the couch harry wrote ashore said he owns an r9 shirt oh no oh my god no i don't want to see it please oh my god that is possibly one of the worst things i've ever seen yo you would suit being bald though you think you've got a normal alex what are you just gonna shave it off wow that is quite possibly one of the worst i've [Music] you know what no word of a lie i reckon that's going to grow out nicely so is the rest of it because you look mate if you hold still but if you hold still if i record every video like this from now on i'm fine oh nobody will even know but now everybody will know and every time i record anything like this people will know people will they know they know yeah they will know but they will know yeah make i think just keep the front keep the front grow the butt just leave the back and just have your hood in your [ __ ] headband yeah i might as well to be honest i can still sell it now the worst thing was also um jj got involved um he sprayed a british flag onto the back of my head uh that's gone now thank god um like everyone in the e voice is like no the british flag's gone no redeeming factor i was a i was like a brexiteered r9 fan i don't i don't know a brexit here monk yeah this is what i look like now brilliant [ __ ] hell alex i could discover loads of stuff about myself now look at my head it's actually yellow it's still got the paint on it i don't know i yeah i'm looking forward to seeing full bald dragon you're gonna go full bold what do you mean do you reckon he's james no no no i reckon i reckon he firms it i reckon he keeps it you are if you don't go outside like the gremlin you can be i reckon you could probably manage to get that out by the time you need to go outside exactly give that a month i reckon it looks good i had to get in the uber on the way back can i just there is no difference between your old hair and your new hair when you have a hood up it's just i'm missing actually done you quite well there i think that's a win that's a double terrible it's not terrible once you get used to it give us a little teaser who has the worst hair so in terms of the worst um tom syndicate literally just had literally uh [ __ ] j he got jj and jj just took half of his hair off so like his head was literally if you looked at him like that he looked normal if you if you looked like that it was just like half and half so that was uh he's completely bold now he got the professional barbers to shave it all off so he's got no hair um i'm trying to think relatively who's next khan khan did it um they just shaved his head headphones into his head so he's just got like a he's got a band he's just got a band um which is fantastic for him rory chelsea found rory looked like he just went in for a haircut he had so much hair they just literally simon just took a few bits off the sides or whatever and he just left your phone so he looks all right jcc um was given up um yeah and then i'm trying to really think relatively charlie roxburgh they gave him a fade but a backwards fade so it starts shorter but it gets progressively longer as it gets further back oh that's dreadful that is dreadful yeah this is really weird i've never felt the back of my head before it's so strange can i see it in person yeah go on oh go slap it george slap it give him a i like your cut g and then we'll enter the podcast yeah well he's off he's off he's he's over the moon for this oh man whack it whack it oh ow to the eboyz podcast hello everyone welcome to the eboyz podcast we're back again you're a slap head now you're a slapper all right look at me i've got no air oh god wow you look like um jesse from breaking bad i do that i think i'll about have my joke a moment in person it actually looks really good you did all right yeah take the headphones off give her a tour if you wouldn't mind i thought i did it i did it really evenly you could see my headset it printed into my head oh bud oh you did that george oh he does look like he's got a bit of a brain tumor score yeah it's really weird i like steal me you did all right you look pretty good i've gone for the jack manifold fade this is what i have now this is what i am it's really odd it it is the first time i've had like no air it's like sometimes i go to reach for it well i was anxious i used to always twirl my hair but i can't do that now so i just i said in comparison this is the longest my hair's ever been i realized today that i'm kind of rubbing don't you it's almost touching my shoulders now you can have some of mine i'll like i'll like yeah yeah yeah yeah you'll donate it to him yeah is the way to say just show you off your curtains as well to be fair because that's all i had left that's all i left me with i was talking that you you might have this issue now but i was talking to jack manifold the other uh well yesterday and he was talking about how like something comes up when you type in his name on google and if you type in jack manifold the first thing that comes up is does jack manifold have cancer really oh you might get that no i'll literally because you shave his head well just to dispose that ring right i'm fine um before anything happens along those lines i really hope nobody googles that oh yeah i didn't even think about that i think people just think i look ill anyway oh this was the logical next step really for me want it you've definitely not done bad though but we we've i we fought this as soon as we first saw it i guess now we'll show the clip of us reacting to your hair for the first time yeah yeah yeah you've played it yeah i think we've already probably played that at this point george uh when george did it earlier uh he originally did it and like just one grade too high so it was like i had like the trim um but it was just really strange yeah it's weird i i don't know if i'd recommend it it's odd i just find myself just like touching my head just all the time i really i wish it weren't in [ __ ] lockdown so corona just [ __ ] yeah it does make a noise it's like it's i don't know it's like relatively like crunchy you can always just stand six feet away from him with like a paddle and just [ __ ] do it that way should i turn my camera off for your internet george i feel like yeah bt suck man can we everybody who watches this podcast we need to wage a war we've gone to denmark we've done denmark haven't we tweet bt underscore uk yeah we need to get them huh please again bt tweet bt who can't hear anything don't know what's going on you guys have aged 50 years since oh my god it's so bad it's so bad bt and say you're [ __ ] we ate the bt um we're at least five minutes in we could start the bt slander now also like having a nice internet everyone i love it brilliant hyperoptic to the [ __ ] moon you t could carry the show if you're a true eboyz fan and you're with bt you'll switch internet service providers yes because i'm sure the majority of our audience are in the position to change providers do they have do they have hyper optic in your building no i don't know yes oh i thought you're talking to me in which case yes they do because i have hyper optic no you're not having internet problems i know because i'm on hyperoptic yeah they've got rationing in our building they've got it all uh yeah everything here is broken anyone fancy a bit of nutty news oh my god wait william right i'll be honest right now if i if i can hear it that is you're not invited tonight you're 27 yeah you are everyone's invited um everyone gets a nut today the um the first one actually might be a bit of a nightmare for george because it is a it's a video at james i don't know if my 65 pound a month bt package can handle that i think i need to pay a bit more for that would you mind uh loading that up and screen sharing please do that it's currently taking nutty news this week it's not loading in my browser it's not loading for me he's in a different planet everyone george is going from this podcast on a different dimension hold on let me i'm going to screen record it as well i've loaded my one up i've got it don't worry well so i think i think what just watch james's screen share um so the first up in uh not news this week is a new york woman right has found a whole empty apartment right behind her bathroom mirror she takes it off the wall there's a hole oh i've seen this already i've seen this already the all right uh and it's that's great that means batman's you can just keep that in mind just re-remember the video for the whole segment so she pulls it off yeah i'll play it back in my mind thank you beatty [Laughter] and it's cold right obviously it doesn't matter how high the heat goes i'm cold right so i walked into my bathroom right here i feel cold air blowing on me welcome to our apartment this is what it's like all the time here and there sorry i can't hear you what'd you say i said that's what it's like in our apartment all the time just got a shitty building cold air coming through this hole so i tape it up i tape it up i don't know why there's cold air coming through here but we're not having it i stand here and look look at that you can see my hair blowing in the cold wind so i start searching wow there's a there's a vent up there nothing's coming out there's there's a little bit of air coming out of this light switch but there's not enough air to blow this hard on me you can't see it look at it they blow in so start feeling and the air is coming from the mirror okay i realize the mirror moves let me show you what i found in my new york city bathroom don't open it i'm in new york city all right it is kind of one of these tick tock cook fests of the best bit comes next like don't do it don't open it go down it no um we have one of those in our apartment there's a room back there [Music] um so what if someone's living in there right now what is on the other side of my bathroom like what if someone's living in there don't go in then do you think my hips can fit through here okay are you ready hey james you don't have that issue with you are you gonna be there for me or not this is such a medical [Music] holy [ __ ] can we should we keep going yeah keep going keep going oh yeah i need to know what are you up to she's just gone seriously oh my god is this is this going to be a big meme is it going to be like no it's not it's not boy it's going to be it's going to be the gummy bear straddling the inside of this wall right now what's my what's my game plan going in backwards is brave wow yeah is it needs a pipe it just feels something on your ass you're actually doing it oh no yeah what's the song i think actually she's basically just walked for a hole in the mirror for everybody listening oh my god what the [ __ ] it's like the mirror of her apartment what there's the whole ass building wow this is a harder they just ransacked it okay great great i'm gonna go ahead what is it made it out alive my landlord is getting a really fun phone call tomorrow hi neighbor how are you oh no i would not be able to sleep in there yeah like that's cool when you discover it and then you like you've just got to live normally knowing there's a big old just a hole like you could get into your flight through there so tapped imagine like if you bought that place you that's a bargain you're buying one apartment you get two true you get an apartment and a [ __ ] crack then on the side well people do that don't they people buy two apartments and they knock the wall in between them i don't even know you can actually do that but i was actually told that you could which i was amazed i just imagine an apartment building you buy what you get type of thing but that's so strange i mean if you owned it yeah fantastic you got like an absolutely huge flat but if you don't own it there's a secret door into your apartment which is really off-putting yeah like why would you put it on tick tock though that's what i'm wondering like if numbers yeah what they must have bang that must have banged especially when she cliffhanged everything she got i don't know what i haven't seen her account she must have got views off that i would say oh for sure but then imagine if you just had this secret space that you could just use for anything and not tell the world about that would be such a good party trick and also a good place to hide the bodies and the drugs yeah yeah or both the drugs got the same time all right boys i'm going to put a picture uh in the chat right and i want you to guess i will give either of you 50 quid if you can correctly guess what this woman is holding 50 quid 50 quid which is a shame that george has i've only seen this because i thought george get george to play along but he's not even here no poor burst he's going to be absolutely gutted when we when one of us wins this neither of you are winning back i think i won't win it oh out of sheer confidence that i am gonna know what this is alex i will let you go first okay all right what do you reckon that is uh [Music] i'm sorry but if you're saying i don't i'm not going to know what it is um i want to say that it's a really big bean really big is it bread what do you think uh james is it brad's don't i want to say no like reverse image searching i did think about it you can literally see because i'm still recording my screen recording my screen and it just has to be like saving the image okay i'm gonna guess a snake uh no do you want to do you want to give up or do you want to keep going for 50 quid it's okay uh a testicle any anymore anymore 50 quid do you give me 50. if i get it right or do i have to give you money if i get it wrong because surely that's all that's uh edged in your favor by quite a lot because there's a lot of things in the world that could be more money george oh right you give it to me if i get okay all right um i'd say it's a large potato right it's actually a yam oh hang on hang on hang on hang on i'll give you i'll give you a clue right this might narrow it down for you is it alex's head thank you it's worth 185 pounds it's a truffle it's not a truffle uh we've always established an eboy's podcast it's probably a cow it is right a giant lump of whale vomit it's whale sick oh yeah that's that's worthwhile loads in it like i i don't know why do why why's the video so we mean well done yeah well in i know my stuff why would you know all of this george all of it i know one thing i know one thing and alex goes oh how do you know all this you're an expert yeah that's still a pretty good thing to know anyway a lucky woman who found a huge lump believed to be expensive whale vomit washed up uh she was just walking along the beach in a rainstorm and it's known uh for its use in [ __ ] in perfume how does she identify it and what sorry in perfume yeah she says apparently it's called ambergris ambergris [Music] how did she how did she identify did she was she just walking along the road and was like oh yes that's whale vomit all right we all know it we all know it's iconic she she walked up closer to the substance to have a look and found it had a fishy smell thinking that it could be something she could sell i respect the you know the thought the 49 year old dragged it back to her house which was over 500 meters away from the beach it weighed 7 kilograms and was 12 inches wide imagine if it was just [ __ ] like she just picked up like fish [ __ ] worth bank to be honest you know people people pay for anything these days you seen those nfts it would be a lot more um uh exciting if she like saw a humpback whale kind of flip and just like in the air and she was like money i went yeah oh free cash and she caught it at mid-air she's now waiting for experts to visit her house to confirm that the lump is ambergris which has been valued for it's used in perfume yeah my sell it can i contribute something to 19 news is that allowed well for today's podcast it would be brilliant yeah the first time um here we go yeah today nutty news isn't just by will it's also by me um i found something talking about animals this is the way that like i think it's is it antelope no dear cheeto deer this is how they see a bengal tiger right because obviously we're thinking orange tiger yeah obviously i don't have a tv license i have to stop watching i'm not watching this uh tv licensed man i can't contribute to this conversation and slowly makes her approach whoever this old codger is doing the voiceover is a bit slow any [ __ ] hurry up man you may appear conspicuous to me it's the edits but not so where's the funny sad idea the sound have only two types of color receptors these deer are so dead compared to them here they are you're about to fall that way which means that they are effectively blind to red the tiger isn't orange at all um what this is that's how we see a tiger right yeah still barely to be honest yeah [ __ ] you had me scratching me this is what they see oh that is like bright green to look like poisonous so people don't eat them that's really smart why are deer so [ __ ] dumb they're living season for deer i'm afraid yeah they're they're living constantly in alien versus predator like all the time because you gotta think those like tigers are brutal there is literally alien versus predator for them all the time that's what they've got what what what does it mean what do you mean well you know the film alien versus predator [ __ ] invisible but have you not seen it basically basically i'm sorry yeah basically i appreciate the reference the predator can go completely invisible and will [ __ ] you up basically uh that's what they're basically living in a permanent game of that all right uh moving on in nutty news this one's actually pretty [ __ ] mental right so an australian man has run a marathon right pulling a one and a half ton ton truck right so we ran like you know marathons are [ __ ] like solid as it is like 26 miles not coloma like [ __ ] tough right he run a marathon pulling a [ __ ] one and a half tone truck in under 17 hours i could do that so what you're saying is he is he walked a marathon how many tons was it that would be very impressive but also why didn't he just get in the truck surely it'd be quicker yeah why are you feeling it think big work smart yeah i mean we've established at this point that he's not running it so yeah he really ain't running it he's just wait hang on hang on he's it's got wheels on the bottom this is not actually pulling a turn and a half isn't it no it's not actually pulling that weight he's just like wheeling it it is a truck you would open game of wheels you'd hope that a truck has wheels on the bottom of it yeah uh other news they found glow-in-the-dark sharks about time they look [ __ ] ridiculous they look really [ __ ] stupid look at this guy's stupid [ __ ] time the ocean is terrifying in it really look at look at that i think they'd be they'd be quite easy to see but shut up man they're at the bottom of the ocean oh oh see i get it they're like look at the guy on the top side no no i wasn't saying cause special everybody look at these stupid googly eyes looks stupid he looks dumb what a dumb looking fish why would you want to glow up in the dark i wouldn't be scared of that shark i bully that shark but they don't need their eyes do they surely if you're a shark you don't want anyone to see you right uh yeah there must be side to mating being that far down at the bottom of the ocean i'd assume it's like how bright you are directly reflects how big your dick is in sharks i heard yeah pretty much in shark world uh that's why i wear loads of colorful t-shirts that's just the reverse hollow shark so yeah that goes for him yeah terrible catch when somebody pulled him up and went that's a shame it's a bendpak a snorkeler has found uh one million pounds worth of cocaine floating inside a tape bin bag off the coast of florida oh yeah the ocean's already giving it 25 bricks oh i found this he just handed it in oh you sanded it the police are like where did you get it so i just found it did he get a reward for it he must have got compensated surely did you see did you see the cyclist who need the air five-year-old girl what who wants he needs a five-year-old girl he needs a five-year-old girl he doesn't know he doesn't need her he like physically needs it did he get off the bike in here like mma style no he physically needs her no he doesn't need no no no no he needs her um [Music] yeah i need her sorry i don't know why the cyclist doesn't come i can't wait until we've got an actual studio and i don't have to [ __ ] pull up things um on your multiple cap computer setup i mean i'm saying it in about two frames per second little nudge right she was in the way she had it coming oh my god what that's a that's a bit of a rogue looking knee what do you mean he's he's put it out of he's gone out of his way to yeah she deserved it yeah he's killed he's done it but it wasn't too bad he uh he got uh su wants sued yeah he got his sentence today or this week he was ordered to pay 86 p in compensation to the talent yes so everyone go out and near child yeah that's that's that's probably the best way you can spend a quid right yeah i don't know what else you can find you can't like there's nothing else better you can spend a quid on you also have about a left enough left over to go get a freddo afterwards as well so like well back in the day you probably know anymore oh maybe if maybe a decade ago near child and a freddo yeah or you give to childhood friday no don't do that no they can't [ __ ] have it apparently he was just really pissed that everyone kept getting in his way so we just need a kid i he just got off with it just the judge let him off wait mr cyclists have such a terrible rep like i suppose reputation that's why people trying to run them over on the street i think they've got terrible republication because they wear lycra i think anyway like deserves a terrible record you know what though i bet the judge is a cyclist i reckon there's a bit of like yeah they're all very angry people just in this barrister chair with tight pants on yeah [ __ ] cyclists the e-boys hate cyclists we hate rugby players cyclists and the bbc that's about it and the b and bt and british telecom and denmark we've got a list we've got a big list of people we ate um i've been a question mark the royal family yeah there we go well dad i got pulled off for clapping your segways because everyone says that it ruins how smoothly i saw that just let me if i smile right let me just that's how i want to convey that i'm impressed by your segway okay there you go thank you yeah that was a big comment on the last episode it was um every time alex or somebody does a really good segue it gets ruined because will goes oh wow that was really good almost seamless that was so natural guys yes more of that for the podcast if we can keep that up they'll really like that at home [Applause] um apparently you you said a hate tweet about the royal family what oh i said i hate it oh you hate harry and megan because george was it george you replied to my tweet wasn't it saying that i'd look like somebody would hate the royal family yeah because you look like a statue protector oh no i said i'm alex protector of statues because you look like cause he's bald a massive racist with a with your new haircut and i replied with i hate harry and megan there's obviously a parody because i don't hate them i actually like them quite a lot did you see the josh peterson archimanna's video yes i have not no so good so they got like uh four royal commentators to basically do an interview for them as if it was going out on tv after the interview but they were like look um will you just come on and give your opinions on this interview but it was three days before anyone had seen it so they've not seen the interview they get them to come on they just start slugging like meghan markle off being like she was acting none of them have seen it it was just they were just chatting out their ass and then they're like yeah so what do you um what do you think about meghan markle refusing the covered vaccine and all these old this all done he's like very selfish really poor of a uh yeah they [ __ ] had that pun stone that's amazing yeah it was like watching you know like when a commentary video is just you swap somebody else's name out and make the same video every time it was just like watching that happen you could have replaced anybody's name with those it's fantastic it's they basically just had a bunch of stuff that they were already going to go at them for and they just thought that's probably not going to change and they just made up right yeah but the bit where uh they [ __ ] ask about the animal activism or whatever it is yeah start [ __ ] making stuff up they're like yeah they made up like a donkey sanctuary and they were like yeah well you know megan has said you know she's a big big supporter of the balum donkey donkey sanctuary doesn't exist and they're all like well it is nice you know that megan do this something she loves her animals or whatever but and then just get back yeah but she doesn't love the queen or something it's like [ __ ] have a day off but that was the thing though oh yeah no go on i saw a thing today because we were talking about in the in the interview uh blogging harry and megan that like the difference between what was it har and kate with the news articles there's this news article about uh an avocado for morning sickness right and they both did the exact same thing and this is the express that i've got the screenshot in front of me um basically not well in uh yeah one of those oh a screenshot yes kate's morning sickness cure prince william gifted with an avocado for pregnant duchess and then meghan markle's one is meghan markle's beloved avocado linked to human rights abuse unbelievable mental it's a [ __ ] what it's like a vegetable did you hear they maybe they got paid at least seven million dollars for that interview [ __ ] oh yeah i'd commit treason for that yeah no you kind of have to like i mean if they've if you've had if you've had mommy and daddy's money cut off you know you've gotta you gotta do what you've gotta do to get the bag was it done on stereo live on stereo i can't wait for the queen to do her one back just sends harry a what's that big like secure the bag my guy can face the camera sits down and it's just titled no more lies you know it's going into diss tracks uh that's how it's going to end this track season the thing that i couldn't believe about it was when megan said that she after marrying or like the first time she met the queen she was ordered to curtsy in front of her oh that is like weird no that's what you're doing it's a queen oh that's what you have to do you want it no that's like what are you doing james what are you doing in front of your feet you're banging her son mate there's [ __ ] when you were holding the tree no but the thing is i'm not allowed to look at look at them i don't think and you weren't allowed to be like within a certain space of them oh [ __ ] man [ __ ] them oh so that that's normal but the curtsy that's crosses the line yeah but if you're family like you know what i mean it's like you're going to be family or at least you're getting there to the point where it's public like don't [ __ ] curtsy it's the queen i don't know yeah but if it was like in front of the cameras or whatever you you kind of have to it's it's like it's like i guess part of the whole like royal thing i guess there's a lot i don't like i just think it's a load of [ __ ] no one's that important i agree but maybe we're conditioned to think otherwise big [ __ ] lizards yeah well i don't like i don't i think they're they're very strange and they get up to very shady stuff based on the new stories that comes out of there but at the same time like i think the one thing you should allow them to have is the bowing and stuff because that's just like that's just part and parcel of the job really in it yeah if we don't bow to them what's special about them yeah i mean nothing exactly if we all stopped if we always stop bowing to them they have no power they lose all their power yeah i'll be honest they're fantastic for tourism yeah that's it yeah that's their only real purpose and and [ __ ] living long they're brilliant at that they know what they're doing there they are good at that i thought you were about to say and [ __ ] well yeah well dr drinking baby blood unless you [ __ ] one of the other of them over then they don't live so long but if in terms of you know assassinations they make it quite far yeah yeah bloody uh not great at all i don't know how he's doing right now is he 100 yet huh is he 100 yet what prince philip yeah i don't know i think it's 99 no i think he's 100 actually because there's that thing of like when you hit 100 the queen writes you a letter no he just wants that letter f goddammit it'll be the most action he's got in years probably she hates him [ __ ] uh we forgetting about all the babies it's been a while sorry babies though yeah probably um uh i don't really let's go from there did you see the queen did an interview um like last week and she was like over the moon so happy i mean i think probably him dying he's dead he's dead he's got he's finally gonna go peace sick i don't think anybody will be happier than us though because we've been waiting for this for so long i know we we're gonna have to explain a bit more now so now we don't think look like [ __ ] anarchists um one of our friends tried to kill prince none of us are ever getting a knighthood none of us are ever getting like no matter what we do we are never getting like an award from the robbed i thought i was well on the way oh hey boys secret santa is really good everyone said well of time zach jelab once came we come to the group chat with some top secret intel that you know prince philip was dead so we all thought like we were like probably in the know that prince philip was dead and like no one else knew it but it was going to come out the next day turn it and he's done it like two or three times it's confirmed to be bollocks so we're kind of just waiting on when it does happen so that's not a [ __ ] tit it's actually been over a year since he come and said he was dead he's just still alive but for all we know he is dead and that they've just they're doing something there some black magic i don't know what it is right they they just infuse his uh blood with baby blood that's what they did on epstein's island and all that [ __ ] i reckon that's uh pretty much what goes on that's why they that's why they live so much obviously you were there so you'd know um oh god uh i bet the royal family wouldn't eat burger king anymore why james she's the greatest woman ever i respect her unlike burger king who don't respect women great transition alex thank you oh do you want to talk about that that was a weird tweeter weird tweet ah what is wrong with them why are they [ __ ] doubled down multiple times it sounds so weird it's just like the sheer cheek it would be like it would be like you know no it's just like they don't have any female directors so it's like as soon as you make a joke like that or you try and try and get into some get some attention on twitter.com at least back it with real concrete stuff like hey actual women yeah like half of our board of directors are women but there's none none of their directors are women do you reckon people have to curtsy to the burger king have we explained the tweet have we explained the tweet of what it says so they just tweeted women belong in the kitchen [Applause] they've hidden one reply why haven't they done that hiding replies just highlights replies it's the first place you go it's like the worst way the best way to give it attention there's a there's a big thing that's like a big like emoji bike like click me i like to see stupid yeah this user hid this what was their justification of why they posted it rising awareness were but it was a baiting switch won't it join me to read it out yeah go on okay so they replied underneath that tweet with if they want to of course yeah only twenty percent of of chefs are women we're on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career it's like it's like brent or partridge isn't it it's like oh yeah genuinely cool yeah it's like david brent's on the burger king account what is going on there like i mean for the company to be called burger king i just like to imagine right this man in a full robe and crown sat behind his computer right now going [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] he's gonna have to come out and do like an apology for the you know like you know how the advert so he had like a [ __ ] strange plastic mascot i just want that man to come out with that on and do the apology with his big smile those adverts used to be so funny but like i don't know what it is about burger king i mean i don't really eat burger king anyway i don't know if any of you are big burger king fans no it's overpriced and a bit [ __ ] no it's not it's not it's not it's kind of bot with a list in it yeah i know i quite like it the only time i ever have it is at houston because it's the only fast food place there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like you'd have it you wouldn't have it above mcdonald's or kfc no no or subway right oh i don't know maybe kfc over kfc maybe the kfc chips are dead as [ __ ] yeah you're not wrong there actually no they reinvented them they're not as bad anymore no they're pretty good they're pretty no they're pretty good they they they did come back try it with the gravy nays what the what gravy needs elite yeah we love the gravy you what sorry have they brought back the old fries now oh wait no oh wait so you you don't like the new fries i don't like the skin on fries they do oh i think i think they're good i don't know i'm not a fan they did like festive fries for christmas that were good i'll tell you what i had burger king when i went to dubai and it was actually pretty good i think it's just a bit [ __ ] over here that's the real problem guys not women well women's rights it's how good your fries are all women deserve a pay fries you should tweet that yeah you might actually unironically bang you should just die you should just die that you should be like you should be like writing tweets with a burger king account there's some there's some ideas but you've the thing is there is a whole team of people that have proved that tweet like not like four four people to be fair is [ __ ] banged it's a banger tweet yeah we wouldn't be speaking about burger king today yeah who whoever wrote that tweet deserves to get kentucky fired [Laughter] oh my name is carol sanders he got on and did you see kfc gaming reply with this ain't it chief being [ __ ] bullied by kfc gaming [Music] i i hate brand twitter accounts because they've just they i love kfc i love kfc gaming i love kfc games i will do the spawns all the time please sponsor me again kfc gaming i love you kfc gary seems to be ranked quite well to be honest they're always quite funny but just like watching watching brands trying to you know it's like when people jump on [ __ ] people's devices but it's just kfc and burger king i mean like this weird inner fight how far away do you think we are from a brand tweeting out the n-word as a public like as like a social media stunt which brand would be most likely to do it an american one probably because this is obviously like a social media stunt like they tweeted women belong in the kitchen amazon amazon would do it i don't think that's quite what they were intended they might have fumbled it i think that's maybe a leap trump i just don't know like in what way they'd expect that to go well you know what i mean like who did made this decision that this is going to be a good thing for us to do this won't piss people off doesn't make sense to me i hope nobody on the team i just i just like the idea they all had this brimming confidence it was just gonna go down really well almost fair enough if like some michelin star restaurant had tweeted it like somewhere where you wanna work in the kitchen for [ __ ] burger king it just it doesn't carry like a like any slight complimentary tone at all would she feel better if roca tweeted women belong in the kitchen yeah act you know what there's a slight bit of improvement there because you that's a fancy kitchen to work in you got cause yeah i agree with will you've got to think of yeah you'd actually get decent pay there that's yeah yeah you've got to think of the insult they're going women aren't treated very fairly so you can't work minimum wage at burger king [Laughter] that's an improvement you know what's the [ __ ] crack shocking i generally just yeah i i don't know if that guy probably got a raise out of that you've probably got a race for sure i doubt it well he's hit his impressions target for this month i'm sure yeah i wonder can you imagine being like the admin of a social media account when everything about your company's just gone into meltdown that must be like just stress but also like it doesn't really affect you no it doesn't affect you it'd be bliss it'll be so funny like you post anything and you just have absolute havoc yeah but you can't really reply [ __ ] you to someone otherwise you'll lose your job you know yeah but get another one have you ever seen this in like the india like the indian mcdonald's pages they get jacked all the time all the time and they're verified as in hacked like yeah people jack them and just [ __ ] start tweeting random [ __ ] off the accounts like that happens loads all they just are allowed to tweet whatever they want i don't know how it works imagine mcdonald's india being your personal your old account have you seen the have you seen uh that tweet from mcdonald's replied to someone that says age is just a number yes i have seen that that's such a shocker boy they said somebody said am i too old to order a happy meal and mcdonald's applied with ages just a number uh but who fought that fruit that's a quick fire reply see that that one i think is good marketing because there is nothing you there is context to it you know what i mean yeah so it's like they can go like oh yeah we already have this [ __ ] but people are gonna retweet it because it's funny because it's like out of context it looks [ __ ] ridiculous whereas this one it's just like what are they trying to achieve with this just women belong in the kitchen unbelievable yeah it's actually the hamburglar tweet i i think just in general twitter has been a bit nuts this week did you see that a new a new sexuality dropped called super straight oh god not this that's me [Laughter] yeah hold on let me find super strength oh divine super straight for you uh basically you're a transphobe from what i've gathered really if you're super strong you don't make eye contact with other men who who's who's super straight do we have any examples of super streets it's a it's a movement on tick tock but it is it is also on uh i saw it on twitter it came from the twitter account at oh g super straight you always just quickly preface something there um so the reason why it's called super straight uh don't say the abbreviation out loud but if you abbreviate it you get something else don't you so super straight oh my god it's among us oh my gosh yeah that's the whole point they're trying to get white men so they're going to s on their profiles and they're sheep enough they've done it so well done everybody oh my god oh for the record i am no longer super straight [Laughter] i didn't know what it meant so super straight is defined as only dating the opposite gender women but cisgender women so women that are born women um and they and this is a quote you can't say i'm transphobic now because that's just my sexuality you know question mark right so there you go and i've got a massive swashtick on me left arm but yes no it's not that absolutely ignore that well it's actually it's interesting because it's just because i [ __ ] nazis so that you know that's that's just my sexuality you can't you can't cancel before i attracted to nazis only arguably um i mean they could they could stick with each other inbreeding or whatever see you at the moment with your haircut you can't get away with saying that no i shouldn't make any jokes like that because people would just be convinced uh oh g super straight follows me what great if if there's anything that does not surprise me it's absolutely that i'm gonna see if he follows he probably follows you as well will no doesn't follow me have you seen all the cell phoning they've been doing so trans people have been tweeting out about it and people who have like already transitioned and they won't realize that they've already transitioned and they'll reply being like you'll never be a woman or you'll never be oh [ __ ] he follows me too yeah oh no guys we've we need to disa disavow these people these people suck um if you've done that i had loads of people commenting on my stuff being like does it bother you no because i don't think anybody's sexuality should bother anybody but you're just a [ __ ] right no i don't i don't care i don't care what you do in the privacy of your own room um but maybe don't be a nazi i don't know i i don't think those people are very well liked for one is that the actual reason it's ss or is that just kind of like a yeah no that was it was started on 4chan or something okay to [ __ ] with idiot kids and they're stupid enough to do it so if you did it well done well played playing into nazi's hands which is elite uh we're not gonna add on this but um moving on from there uh but she really actually helps me segue back into uh the twitch tweet last week about trans women did you see this no um twitch we're doing it what i don't know what it is for these people and they're exclusive brand tweets but they were doing a tweet to celebrate trans women um so they spelt the word women with an x instead of an a in it you know so that you could distinguish the fact that they were trans which kind of undoes the points of their being trans you can't change the spelling so that you could basically still call them trans women i don't understand who at twitch thought that up you know oh these people want to be women so we're going to give them a separate category that we could actually spell out individually so that we could separate them for inclusivity what is going on there and there to apologize for it see i would have expected like a like a female wolverine to just like burst into the extra x-men that's a terrible x-men crossover yeah what the [ __ ] oh it's it's like a [ __ ] 2014 tumblr account oh yeah it's ridiculous i don't understand i i i it's like false inclusivity at that point it's like who convinced somebody at twitch because that's a team of people as well they all must have gone yeah this is what people want they want they want to be spelt differently like imagine if somebody called you a man but like change the letters out just so they could separate you from other men it's [ __ ] yeah what would you say what would you change the the letter to i suppose an x but then you just be an x-man and i don't want to set that up fine [Laughter] no not good not good at all yeah i don't get it with brands luckily the eboy's twitter account is the best run brand account ever have you seen the tweets on there it is i tweeted something really good off there yesterday yeah it's so funny you were like can i get the password to the twitter account and then i just called the twitter account 20 minutes later and it's just the most ridiculous tweet i'm like what did you really have to go through through the effort of getting the the password to account to tweet as well on instagram yeah who are yeah allah probably reposted it wait what what did he post what did he post wait it's all about i didn't post it on the story did all our posters actually reposted it oh she probably saw that for oh god this is this must be really important have you seen it well oh no what did he post so it's just like a picture like a four four men and it's like this is will this is george and this is alex this is james i don't get it either neither really it's just funny but i've shaved my head it does actually look like you george yeah no it doesn't yeah it actually does i like when i saw that i was like well someone made that and like they it's just the cap and the small head the small heads will looks a bit like jerds [Laughter] he actually doesn't look like me now i actually do look like that the purple eddy on yeah you do if you said that was something like an insomnia gaming convention you wouldn't be able to tell me that i wasn't there oh [ __ ] zoe and alfie having a baby oh yeah i was gonna mention this right this is excellent play by them i genuinely believe that the way to make people like you again have a kid because over the last few years only has been going their way the the advent calendar like even there was stuff recently which we were in support of but you know the zoella the sex toy scandal right they were a big fan i just thought it was really funny you don't usually hear their name mentioned in a positive light right yeah so it's like the fact that all of a sudden they have a kid everyone not a single negative thing they've not just had a kid to turn the tide on twitter i don't know they've not they've not had a kid to win jackman calendar yeah but imagine that now jack mate well you hate kids do you i'd still say yes i do hate kids that's why i didn't support it you should call it kid stevie white yeah everybody else was going this is great and i was thinking this is the worst thing they've done yet we already have a population crisis how selfish yeah i can't believe it living in a little bubble having a kids and whatever and just have it have it like and post it on social media but now it has to survive on one pound a day that's the real challenge poor child oh [ __ ] sorry we should [ __ ] on it i'm well done congratulations um yeah well done did you say they opened um [ __ ] amazon i am recording good amazon [ __ ] store where you just go in and walk out and and don't beep yeah isn't that what delivery is although it will put a lot of people out of work what's your thoughts on that boys well don't worry uh there's uh burger kings yeah if you're a woman burger king have got you sorted you can still you you're still going to need people to stack the shelves until the robots take over that as well oh god the robots they terrify me damn robots lose down robots wait until the robots take over at burger king and we'll have a real crisis you'll really miss it when the burger king twitter account owner is run by bot then you'll miss the days um last in the last uh e-boys podcast uh well yeah now the last boys podcast i mentioned that i bought some some more pokemon boxes right so i've been buying like shining fates getting ready to open some shining fates i'm really excited about it um are you plugging your twitch streams on the podcast huh are you using this to plug a twitch screen stream on the podcast no no i'm not i'm not promoting twitch.tv forward slash james mario any at any point in ours in our uh that's not even your twitchy donkey it is it's forward slash james marriott live right no it's twitch.tv forward slash you for giving us like you've made it into a 30-second spot at this point so thank you very much will um well if you guys go over to twitch.tv slash i'm alex i've got a sub goal of 2 000 subscribers oh well cat is at 2000. no one cares you basically just said give me money okay that's all you didn't offer anything every time you've lost them you've lost them the kids are squabbling so in the last podcast i mentioned that i was going to buy a hidden facebooks which are very expensive because of a certain card that i really wanted which was the three legendary birds right [Music] oh man someone sent it to me someone said it's worth over a hundred pounds hang on hang on hang on i would really like a range rover sport i would love a range rover sport thank you james can you drop a picture in chat because uh my internet isn't good enough to handle video oh i'll send it i'll i mean what right now yeah i'd like to see it okay um and i'll read out the note he sent with it because the guy is called pokemon john pokemon underscore john on a on instagram and he sent me a bunch of things in a little letter so i thought i'd read it out on the on the podcast you've just given out uh ads read to a man because he sent you 100 pokemon cards oh does he sell pokemon cards what's his crack does he have good ones i don't think he i don't think he sells i think he just collects like japanese he told me he has over 400 um japanese pikachu cards all different from like different sets different collections have you seen the mario ones the mario ones are really cool yeah the mario pikachu cards are really cool yeah so this man how why does it so he got your he sent you a present yeah because he said like he said that he just like is really grateful for the the content we make and he just wanted to send me something we don't make content he's lying to you the content we don't make yeah what's he on about get in touch i like gifts yeah i like gifts too he likes lugia right so i i'm going to read this out because it wasn't just this one card this is the best thing he actually ended up i didn't ask for anything he he just said he sent this and a box of other goodies right so you guys hope you like this you're not being groomed are you no no i hope you like the stained glass promo card thrown it thrown in some extras for you as well such as the original 1996 japanese energy cards japanese fossil set birds some randomly picked japanese gym hero cards these should help kick start your collection oh and the card sleeves from the box so you send me wait let's see let's see let's just see let's see so these are like the legendary birds for hidden fates this is like the the the box that you go with it of like card sleeves which is good because i was running out uh and the two random movie cards that the the other youngsters won't remember one from 1981 and the other 87 and finally a pikachu model which i 3d printed so i've got a little i've got a little sure and then we've got the three legendary birds which are japanese um the seagull the pigeon and the crow so like you can see these are like hollow oh those are actually really cool to be fair oh they are neat and then they've got like the old backs to them i'll show you that to the camera that's the japanese box yeah and then uh yeah just like a bunch of other cards some like original energy cards so it's sick so big up it was it was a really nice thing to receive yeah made me really happy well you want that by the way mate again range rover sport love lover intro i i imagine you actually did what do you reckon it's a reasonable thing you could ask for for free on here from a viewer that they actually might send like within reason it depends because you i mean you've got some very wealthy twitch viewers that keep you afloat um so i mean you could probably get away with a lot more than maybe me and george and could get away with no i reckon i think if you were specific enough about something that maybe your audience would want you might be able to to grab something off somebody oh like something they have that's valuable yeah you might be able to well how about we open a p.o box and see who can send us the most expensive valuable thing cool thing that'd be great yeah that'd be great yeah the other thing is i'm going to give you each of you one of these right these are um so what these are our little circular discs that are from an arcade game in japan called pokemon batterier and they're just like these little circular yeah she's [ __ ] really nice that's really nice of him yeah we shall give him we should give him a big kiss yeah well in man like just some really cool like collectible things it was such a lovely thing to receive it made me really it's it kind of like made the you know the fact that we all make content and that people watch it made it into something very physical which is i really yeah well here's one of the things i miss about the meet and greets is like people would give you some really cool [ __ ] and you don't get that anymore people used to buy because i used to buy yukio cards at the the [ __ ] meet and greets people used to come up and just hand me packets that they bought for me which is always really nice of them um i miss that i miss getting free things what's this here about um the what's good podcast uh they mentioned you on the what's good podcast oh oh okay then let's have a look okay all right let's see a bit of this okay me and george have already we've already reacted to this and we we got quite upset i can't even remember what was said um they said wait wait wait the title bro the title what is the title now where are the boys since december 23rd how does he since christmas day either really wow this is just inflating this man we're still angry about cheeky buggers cheeky boogers uh not cheeky buggers yeah we're we're working on it we're busy don't watch that they compared us to x-i dad this is a great channel yeah but they said it's going to end up that way yeah for three months yeah so exo's got some great content still out there yeah the adam baldwin videos that saga such as what the [ __ ] why does nobody care about adam boltwood and other videos like that yeah exactly they were great exo went out in a burst of flames it went out it didn't just demo it you went out with a flash that's good you know we didn't want to retire on a low it's coming back next year is it well i've yet to hear about that the squeak will [ __ ] sake well i don't know where to go from there that's um just really upset me sorry oh i mean simon should say sorry [Laughter] i was i thought you were actually upset about exo i was like what yeah i do personally i always i felt like an honorary member when i did that video you know i was raved what do we know about each other you do a video thank you he did a video what are you on about yeah oh yeah [ __ ] me that was ages ago wasn't it that was yonks ago did it get removed it's still out there it's still out there i think yeah i'd assume so i don't know why i would have been taken down unless you've removed it my my exo video got removed i think yeah definitely james did you did you even make youtube videos when xu was around yeah well i did did did you 2018. you you didn't exist i did make i did make youtube videos but then it turns out i did have a life before knowing you will that is that's debatable to be honest yeah let's be honest no i could just say you started from late 2018 bloody hell well we will be uploading videos soon you say that you just lie into the camera you've just lied to them that's a big lie all of the ideas you've got and i if we don't upload a video in the next month i can't say that on here that by the place will be called maybe don't promise that either but let's let's see what we've got and do our very best if we don't upload we'll be good at the end of the year but don't promise anytime if we download my next saturday guys and uh hold us accountable i get all the shares yeah no no not that that's not fair all right i've i've got some i've got some questions for you boys just to just round off the podcast what's something that looks like it's just going to bring up trauma uh so i'm going to skip that question no no go on i want you this is what something creepy that has happened to you in the past that you still occasionally think about to this day oh wow uh do the list [Laughter] i had a gay experience when i was really young not here dad don't tell us with your dad no no not with no no they were my age but that's something i think about every now and then because it was yeah i can see the clip right now james where it's gay experience come on you know because i was so young that it's just like quite strange like looking back on it and it's always been like i don't know sexuality's always been a strange thing for me to comprehend so it's probably i talk about it in therapy every now and then i'm probably not ready to talk about it too publicly right so yeah there we go yeah so just bring up your gay experience in front of everybody so they can write some fanfics and maybe i'm sorry bloody out uh the anti-bucket list what will you alright so something so the bucket list something you want to do before you die right the anti-bucket list something you never want to do again before you die what is it and why another e-boys podcast mood um i to be honest an anti-bucket list i won't want to do again uh before i die piss myself you should probably get off cocaine cocaine would if you get off that that would probably be a good way i've never done cocaine would that go on my bucket list probably not he's lying to the camera again he's lying um i don't know to be honest drinking because you know you always regret it if i could actually go without drinking i don't think i'd be bothered by that go [ __ ] i don't want to go [ __ ] middlesbrough again never want to go there again auntie bucket list not go at middlesbrough i don't want to be put back on s2w again [ __ ] sake i'll take it now that i've made the main channel i want to stay so this is a solo channel yeah i'll happily go back on if you need i've been promoted i've been promoted yeah [ __ ] hell do i need you know shave my head anti-bucket list never shaved my head again i don't think no need to done it once what about you will do you haven't oh you just said middlesbrough never uh yeah kind of a cop out though never want to do again uh lay eyes on another girl but mia oh wow someone said what did i say about shagging loads of women in the last podcast she like she came right like i said something about shagging women in the podcast and she was like what you've been saying about shagging women [ __ ] people snitching do yeah i mean i'd be like what yeah people do watch the podcast baggage's belief i don't know how yeah but you don't don't tell me here this is a safe space yeah this is a this is an exclusive club leaves here yeah this is the e-boy you can't tell the girls what we say here no no this is a men podcast this [ __ ] sports shoes by burger king this is for mixer nanny only only mixon mxa we're the x-men podcast if we were x-men what super powers would we have shape-shift it's the right answer it's only the only random answer what about you james if your shapeshift you can do [ __ ] everything what would you say if you could shape-shift you've got every superpower i thought it was gonna be a joke or something no no no no no no sorry i just firmly believe it that's just right for sure james is definitely wolverine i do a mind control i'd like i'd like some mind control powers i think that would be quite fun you sick [ __ ] that's cash you control and sick [ __ ] well no i just think it would be interesting if just make people like [ __ ] themselves that'd be quite funny you just want to win every argument you've ever been in i want okay that's the first thing you do i win every argument [Laughter] super speed i want super speed super speed right why my size what class would that drug be in probably yeah super speed would be great um i still get everywhere late but i just be able to sleep in longer hmm that'd be fantastic see george what about you george i think shape-shifting as well that's that sounds pretty epic thank you very well done what a great choice [ __ ] if you wanted to be an ant if you wanted to fly you could just become a dragon why is an ant an ant was that the first thing you went you wouldn't if you could shape shift and you wanted to fly somewhere you wouldn't go right now i'm going to make myself into a 50 ton you [ __ ] would maybe if there's anything i could do it would be become a [ __ ] dragon yeah but you'd just be like a fleshy blob you'd still be no no no i'd be a dragon bro i wouldn't be a dragon i wouldn't be a humanoid i wouldn't be like a human skin dragon i'd be a big green scaly [ __ ] people uh draw draw will as a as like a dragon fursona you know those dogs with human eyes i'd be like [ __ ] not aragorn what's the one off skyrim alduin okay yeah i know some [ __ ] dragon names oh my god you beat no you be the [ __ ] dragon of shrek mate you want to be you think you'd be a caller no he'd be one of the dragons kids well anyway before we start talking about [ __ ] the dragon off shrek i want to move this on when you call this is this this question is from the 2000s when you call to order takeaway and they tell you it's no poor oh okay i know let me let me update it to deliver you right what's the um what's the longest you know when you go on delivery it's like 25 minutes away 45 minutes away what's the longest you'll accept um an hour uh it depends if i'm in a rush if i'm not in a rush i'd say like 45 minutes that's pissing me off i'm thinking 25 minutes at best i think i just look i'm here for the convenience i want it now no if it's something i'm craving i don't look at the time really i just kind of go like whenever really we want this really you're not i think that really i think it affects the quality of food massively because even 40 minutes you'll probably get an hour yeah [ __ ] mate 25 minutes i don't order anything if it takes longer than 25 minutes is there a point i agree well well done alex you're correct that was the correct answer thank you i disagree but uh would you rather receive one million dollars or get a 50 chance to win one billion dollars 1 million 50 chance to win 1 billion 50 is high that's a high percentage yeah it's pretty good odds right maybe it should be like 10 yeah actually you know what i think i'll go for the billion one i'm sorry i don't think don't know why i said a million i think i was just trying to be edgy well the guaranteed money is the smart choice you know if somebody says yeah but we're all really rich alex so ah there we go yeah that's the kicker million is pocket change i wish yeah so it's a billion to be honest right but like billion billion's like that's like yacht money you know what i mean that's like let's get some some cool [ __ ] but like a million it's like okay get get a house i mean it's like you can make some good investments and you get a nice house and and you can live with your family happily no but that's what i mean it's like you could get a house but like you like a 50 chance of winning a billion that's so much that's what you get a couple of nice houses whereas a billion is like you know getting ireland money yeah all right jeffrey i'd live to a hundred yeah said uh no i was gonna say something stop myself because i look weird enough with skinheads i don't need some strange quotes attributed to me at this moment in time would you rather look like jar jar binks or talk like jar jar binks i loved no no no no no no no no upset it went no more talk like him um um he's a clap donny talking like it would be funny as [ __ ] could you man you would be funny you would be the funniest man in the room if you talk like jar jar binks we'd have the most viral podcast if you talk like george of inks though please don't don't no you should do a whole episode talking like char job things i couldn't keep it up i won't be able to keep it up are we doing that thing where one of we're allowed to take breaks from the podcast because whatever week alex does that i'll that's my week off yeah i'm not doing that by the way i refuse to do a jojoba suppression was the first one look like jar jar binks yeah he is [ __ ] weird looking you would be the most obscure man walking down the high street let's move let's move on before we start talking about having sex with jar jar binks well to be honest i've run out of crack so i was going to end the podcast there well i've got i've got a question all right that's the end no i'm just kidding sorry what insect if it was the size of a human would you have sex with oh that is the end of it for me thank you boys have a lovely night bye everyone see you later bye

Channel: The Eboys Podcast

Views: 682,132

Keywords: eboys, the eboys podcast, eboys podcast, willne, james marriott, imallexx, memeulous, sidemen, sidemen sunday, haircut, trim, tobjizzle, ksi, whats good, nutty news, Harry & Meghan, royal family, uk

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Length: 73min 52sec (4432 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 11 2021

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[u/jayjam-jamie]

honestly best episode, fuckn quality, crying laughing