THE MOST CURSED COOKING SHOW EVER

okay so welcome back i'm here with all the boys hello hello all of the boys nice to meet you and today we're looking at a favorite of mine i don't know i know james has heard of this it's beautiful i don't know if you haven't you guys have heard of this it is a channel called kay's cooking have any of you heard of kay's cooking yes yes i've seen kate's cooking back it's incredible isn't it she's been doing it for youngsters i assume she's gonna eat so she probably is yeah she's probably still cooking unless she was dead you what no no not on this grind you'll live forever mate make the nutrients in this strand by ella spring rolls i was just thinking i was just hoping we could just scroll through here have a look at some of the fine cuisine she's been cooking up surely you've got to start with sausage surprise come on okay all right okay is she in the bathroom i think it's kitchen alex cooking okay sausage surprise and as you can see oh that's a good idea yeah surprise as you can see the sausages are doing nicely well done sausages she's using water then she's like that doesn't look like oil yeah no that's water not water that is water will what else is that oil that's why it's bubbling like that it's like a chance you can hear it like boiling but it's boiling as you can see oh my god where's the surprise i don't know we'll have to see the surprises they're raw in the middle oh sorry oh no i don't want to be nasty though it looks like bakers in the sausage there's your surprise incredible we weren't expecting that worry boys yeah chuck that sausage in your mouth no james don't lower the tape james right what i'm saying eat the sausage scram the sausage what's going on man yeah right talk to this lady in a nice and appropriate run okay sorry sorry now i i've got i've got a couple you can choose between i hate a [ __ ] sorry okay you like your son i hate respect he just feels like really ungrateful and he just calls her cooking [ __ ] salt and pepper chips i'm excited for that he's pulling such a weird face in that thumbnail what about a giant yorkshire pudding i want to see what's classified as a giant yorkshire pudding all right i never wear my flower but i just put sunflower in what's that marshmallow don't think slightly discharged [Music] so i'm going to mix this and i think it might look a bit all right it might need to look a bit more a bit of water there's something oddly erotic about this no that's not there's not would you rather that of a jam tart i made that i would i would down that before having a single bite of your jam tart oh that's pretty mean it doesn't look that bad to be honest yeah yeah i got hope for this it's pretty big i don't know if i classify it as giant well how big would it on a technicality how big would a giant yorkshire like the size of a paddling pool i'd say yeah yeah like an epic meal time yeah no no no if you had like a two-foot are you actually putting you can get inside you could be the toad in the hole you could fade that's the giant pudding it's a [ __ ] pastry that's a yorkshire sheet that's what the toad puts on top of him when he goes to bed i'm sorry that's [ __ ] he's got nothing on the sausage surprise if you combine both wait no she doesn't just scram that that's not a meal her son does oh [ __ ] see i hate him why he's always trying to crack jokes like he's funny not funny man just grind your mom's food this is what i could have been he's just cooking with james not strong but yeah eating it without gravy is a sin really in it no gravy is weird it's just me all right maybe maybe isn't that bad corned beef bean and mash looks it does look different well yes it's got 400k views oh my gosh thumbnail like that that is seo that's an seo mastermind right there imagine seeing that imagine the sauce at the top if you'd see that you'd be like what the [ __ ] is that the click-through rate on that must be like 90. youtube actually has hidden it from search because it's so popular they've hidden it because the italian government complained that it would permanently change the recipe to spaghetti forever but as you can see i've got some things that i'm going to do like i said it's a different one it's got an egg and i've got some spaghetti sticks here or spaghetti whatever you want to call them yep i'm going to put this egg in the mince meat i'll eat [Music] yeah spaghetti whatever you want to call it like it means meat my god imagine being a cow and this being the thing that happens to you but how does she cook it does she boil the meat well she's done it before sausage surprise i actually want to be sick i don't care oh no no not with the foundation i'm telling the sound though i was like yeah should we change the lyrics from macaroni in a pot different spaghetti bolognese to the pot that's for wow it's meat and egg rum pasta smarter on as he did it oh wait are you supposed to boil spaghetti why is she putting it on george i wonder if she has a good onion technique oh she does that's my onion technique it's a bit fit i hope she dices them by holding them together and then taking it the other direction that's what i do yeah i love that technique when she's got a sharp what ah stop it stop doing it my just [ __ ] ding ding ding i don't think she's gonna dice it i think she's just gonna chuck in the big bits of onions no you've gotta be taking a piss i think that's what's gonna happen that's where this is going oh my god that is not edible look at the brown they're [ __ ] brown at the end that is not for human consumption where is the sun gonna eat this any spices of your choice so i'm doing [ __ ] that's a lot that's not spicy put the rest of the stuff [Laughter] do you think this man has ever eaten actually look at all the sticks have all came up together what did he do when like his mates would come over from school for dinner and you're presented with this but the spaghetti hasn't even been cooked right so it's just gonna be solids no she asked him to have a bit that isn't burnt what i see a lot softer into yeah it's a little bit harder to put yeah he's still a bit horrible maybe i don't know it should be crunchy no he's eating worse christian places and obviously a lot of it it got done why does this feel like a football interview yeah well i thought today would be very good you can't win every time oh my god yes please hi people and i'm back cooking again and today i'm going to be doing oh she is a lovely woman though she is lovely she is very hot but there is a steam coming from me so i'm going to put some onions in onions wow that's an onion a whole onion is a honey that's her italian heritage shining through honey on there and while i'm mixing that round it says a handful of parsley right i'm gonna put the rice in oh marvel oh wait oh don't remember looking like that [Music] and they say white people don't know how to season frozen peas [ __ ] frozen what's frozen frozen why the [ __ ] sweet cook if that's it that don't look very funny oh my god fish roll rolls out which i've been told to get oh my gosh that is [ __ ] heinous right that is hideous that's not edible i'm gonna add a bit of salt well it's looking a bit better now i mean it doesn't look as awful but you still probably catch dysentery eating it elite is going to deal with the taste test yes lee careful please yeah don't drop any of that delicious scrambly i'm just saying i've never heard of fish in paella i've never never i don't know what i mean he's a bird he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] okay yeah that fish is not nice is it now i'll take i can get it out then nonsense but you know eat fish it is like strong fish flavor did you like you just got a handful of fish i never would have thought that putting fish in your mouth tastes like fish there's still no flavor right it's still not flavorful parsley is not nice i will tell you now i feel bad for her you know what i mean it's not really nice pork [ __ ] the sun cook him next she has another channel as well like she's got two channels why she got two i think she probably forgot the password to one the one we're looking at right now has 35k this other one has 66k oh [ __ ] hell yeah beef oh mike rice i remember this one watch the watch the alphabet soup one i think it's [ __ ] catastrophic but it does something really special about it and then back cooking again i'm gonna show you oh vicious winner what i'm going to do and what you if you want to know what the twist is she's kind of boiling now she's supposed to be doing it she's going to be no she's not she she's she's not going to boil george it's not even it's cold water no no no that's a joke this is a joke and i'm also gonna do an alphabet you can almost smell it can't you i've got all the mincemeat but in the pan imagine being a cow and this is your fate yeah bro someone died for that that's an awful pasta shape it is that it's like bottom to your pasta mince will take an hour to boil it looks like i was like being chopped up in there let's let's this one's 11 minutes let's skip ahead a little bit i want to see something oh my [ __ ] christ cook i'm gonna pour i genuinely feel sick this is seasoning seasoning the beef if this video does well we have to do a part two no we don't yeah we do all right how many likes 100k likes and we recreate it's really great it's too few that's way too much 200k all right 200k 200k likes and we'll make a video recreating this this is [ __ ] horrible it means me needs an hour and the carrots will have gone nice and soft by that time what an hour she's boiling it for an hour why does it start getting more oh my god and i'm going to put it in this is there not any water in there yeah there was i think there's no alphabet in this at all yeah no that's not they're literally feeding it to their dog they are look that's the dog's bowl no mate they don't give it to the dog no you don't give a dog pasta alex would you really put in pasta i'm gonna be real with you they do have a dog that i've heard them refer to it no they're not giving the dog fish mate they are like i don't know what alphabet she's going off by the looks of it roman numerals the big [ __ ] like line of gravy alphabet soup pasta soup and beef it looks like someone's shat on it am i going to do he's famous no it's not i can't explain it but it's nice it's just nice oh yeah good one i mean it's nice it is garbage thumbs up uh guys i'm gonna leave it there for today's video be sure to check out everyone in this video the links are in the description link with the highlights link out and put the highlights link in instead also subscribe to kay subscribe to kay's cooking she deserves it

Channel: Memeulous

Views: 3,456,673

Keywords: cooking show, the worst, worst, kays cooking, the worst cooking, the worst cooking show

Id: DZxG7zve0HQ

Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 21 2020