Are Aliens Real? - Eboys Podcast #15

hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the eboyz podcast hopefully you guys are doing well how are you guys doing my fellow hosts i'm doing all right how are you how are you alex what's up six a six out of ten six out of ten what are you drinking uh whiskey whiskey what are you eating what brand of whiskey james well it's the one that will bought me so um suntory it's a sun suntory whiskey well what dip well buttermilk mayo oh good choice oh that's the worst one [Music] oh what are you gonna do go go take it out of his hand come on i don't know yeah go take out go stop him if you're i know honey let's go over to your school and take it out your hands no we've already had a break already wait where are you eating from what's where have you ordered from okay do you know that's the burger where they put the gravy inside yes that looks unbelievable absolutely foul i would never george you want to get off my [ __ ] dick right i'm just eating my scratch you just you're gonna you're gonna have to treat them differently one of them is from too far up north one of them's from too far down south all right neither to be trusted yeah they cut they don't no mixing matching there is a there's obviously me and you james we we're hot we're we're from the middle obviously no i was i was siding with george there not you uh the fact that you liked gravy burger was enough for me to never side of you i've got something called gravy nate gravy flavored mayonnaise that is horrific okay now that's where i've been i've been lost you know i was worried that this would have been a free brand deal for kfc but quite frankly if anyone wants that after what we've just said what gravy nays uh i literally couldn't think of anything [ __ ] worse let me give you let me give you a live review never more cursed concoction than gravy i know what this gravy needs egg it's pretty good in the back of kfc putting eggs into gravy just smash it up like some crazy psychopaths egg gravy gravy oh my god that is that's a problem with kfc being so obsessed with chicken well they have to use everything chicken related and they just can't let it go what do you mean obsessed with chicken they're a chicken shop alex exactly fried chicken yeah no they're a chicken is in their name alex i'm not sure why you're surprised about that that's what i just said i said they've taken it too far you don't just start using eggs why do they keep frying things why don't i keep frying this chicken no i can't say they shouldn't serve chicken that's completely acceptable it's kfc so or enjoy your [ __ ] cravings or whatever man we were talking about happiness right and i wanted to give oh do you want to say something yeah i'm going to ask if any of you ever had american kfc no it's awful it is absolutely i've had chick-fil-a though and that's [ __ ] no i like that i thought it was really tasty it's really good sorry okay maybe it was just the one i had in new york but uh i went to new york by the way uh but yeah no it wasn't it wasn't the best no i when i had it was really good um but uh american kfc it tastes good but you just feel ill for like six hours after because it's so bad the menu sucks too yeah it's so bad you have mashed potatoes is the norm over there instead of fries it's weird it's strange man this is fun country whoever eats like mashed potato and chicken it's that's also a weird concoction because there's nothing else with it it's just chicken and mash nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit no get in a biscuit i don't like mashed potato it's one of the weaker potatoes in my opinion oh right it's just it's a weird it's a weird place you know um i had a roast dinner today oh did you did that mashed potato in it uh no rice potatoes interesting interestingly enough i wouldn't have i'd ever the one which is in the name the type of but yeah it's a nice idea have a go right when it's christmas this year at the marriott household uh i'll make sure to mention mashed potatoes oh you've been living with a tenant there you go you're going what's the christmas rice so you know it's christmas mashers so everything's just smashed in yeah i just can't wait to see how it works exactly yeah i mean talk about america being um a country of broken people uh did anybody watch jake paul versus nate robinson oh my god he whacked him god he [ __ ] whacked him my god he did that was uh by the way if anybody was watching i mean that was through the medium of a chicken wing um sorry we decided to use one of those instead of a microphone this way because she's very rude [ __ ] me didn't to get dropped did he did it we watch it uh no i didn't stay up but i the first thing i did in the morning was um someone messaged me saying oh have you did you watch the fight last night and i went no and i was like don't spoil it they said don't go on twitter and i was like okay i'm just gonna go have a shower and i'll watch the highlight after right no not that that's correlated not that i was just like buttering myself up but before watching two shirtless men box each other but then um i went on youtube and i was like jake paul nate robinson highlights first highlight jake paul knocks out nate robinson in the second round and i was like for [ __ ] sake like why who goes on watching the highlights man what'd you say it's not like it's pointer for long it was only a minute difference to then you find it yeah [ __ ] quickly i still did enjoy it though like it was a [ __ ] that knockout was nuts i saw a lot of people twitter being like oh this proves nothing and i was like oh man like i'm glad i'm glad gibb didn't get sparked that spectacular because that would be awful and if you've ever seen the um the nate robinson challenge of just kids lay out like flat on the deck and there's just thousands and thousands of people just like no he's got kids nate robinson's got kids who are going to see that i don't know if they go to school or whatever they're going to get [ __ ] bullied imagine your dad gets knocked out by jake paul [ __ ] that oh no that's actually making me feel really weirdly second-hand embarrassment i hope we got a fat bag i'm actually quite glad at this point that that ref stopped the fight for kim like because that could have easily happened that shot was nuts the one that that he hit nate with and like the fact that gibb was stopped in the first round was probably a bit of a savior at the end of the day because if you get hit with that [ __ ] how long do you reckon you could lock could last in the ring with jake paul not long i reckon i could go the full the full 12. full 90. i'll just run i reckon i can outrun him i'll run around the ring there's not much room to run in georgetown but i'll do like i'll do epic parkour like through his legs and like over the top of him he won't be able to get me there's nothing i'll just work on wearing him out and then i'll trip him over if that wouldn't work because that would count if he hit you i'd be like you'd probably give away a technical much down i'll just wear him out and then stack him it's not gonna happen i'm at the point where i genuinely think because i saw ksi's tweet being like oh he hasn't proved anything yet like i'm gonna get him i was like not too late to back out not do you like to just pretend you never did boxing i wouldn't do it i wouldn't do it no you're back and we'll whack him good will prevail see like that's the thing is i i want to so much but jj's last fight right i i wanted him to win so hard and i remember watching that and i don't think there has been a sporting event in like the last six years i don't know why that said that i don't think i've ever felt that way about a sport before where i literally felt like i was in there and i was like i was feeling like oh my god he [ __ ] the the the relief i got when he won that was unbelievable well obviously this is a good time to announce that obviously after yesterday the reason why you've obviously been preparing for it is because you actually do want to get in the room with jake paul which is what this podcast is going to be about today [Music] you could beat comfortably i reckon i'd i'd i'd fight all three of you at once that could be an e-boys video like a cage match um what about [ __ ] um writing toy reviews you know that blind youtuber i think i could get him that one in the wheelchair uh the annoying orange ricky berwick ricky berwick pretty sure i could beat ricky berwick in a fight if you fought the annoying orange you wouldn't even be able to fight back it'll be easy it'd be easy peasy charlie now she beat you yeah she even what i think that was she'd she'd win that i reckon dixie would beat you she seems quite frightful oh have you not have you seen an mma video she did an mma video yeah scary i wouldn't i wouldn't dixie demilio they give the chef the revenge actually it's against the snail actually mate i don't think there's many youtubers like a fully smart spark i don't think there's any youtubers really i could beat up nah there must be george there's got to be some uh the only ones i could probably beat up would like would be like children me um yeah beat me up no he already said he already said children and people smaller than me so like jake mitchell and that's it who wins the scrap between alex and jordan george george me we've proven this have we used a scrub well i'm pretty i've fought you don't say as if we fight each other we we i remember we drunkenly if this is like a [ __ ] lightsaber jewel i'm gonna i'm leaving no no you were there will we it was on our big drunken eboy's night in my flat remember that and when you threw up in my toilet i barely remember this but i just remember you said something like oh uh i bet i could take you down and i went go on then i didn't i didn't i didn't really think you're actually gonna do it i mean you did and i was like oh well this is what the floor is like on the apartment that's nice i was very confused and ill that night same with you will say yeah yeah there was vomit on my wall for oh that was me actually what it sorry it was a bit it was a great night i had a good time though that was a fantastic night oh oh uh can i get into your news for this week yeah you can there is there's only one story and you might have seen it did you see the monolith yeah yeah there we go everyone thanks for watching let me thank you for what yeah the big metal structure in utah now we found this big big metal structure kind of like in the the film 2001 in space odyssey yeah oh that what what what they found it so will you watch this and screen share it from 112 onwards please uh sure it's talk through there we go we're gonna look at the monolith right now everybody surely someone's just put that there that's like the one that's the yeah i'd assume they have no it's aliens maybe no but what's what's what's interesting is the update today this is the next will any video in it what just leave me a slab of metal i heard a monolith in utah look at it it's just appeared it's just in there all the rocks someone's saying put it in the floor there's just this huge pole so what's the update today then uh it's gone in the ground oh it's gone no it's gone no it's just gone like no one knows where it went ah what so it was there and now it's gone it was there for like two days gone wait it just literally disappeared yeah i don't know if it disappeared i just know it's not there anymore but realistically it's not aliens because imagine right the one okay the most famous film ever about aliens starts with a big metal monolith in a place like utah that is like that would be the most contrived thing to happen our first contact with aliens be the biggest reference we have in mind maybe they really like that first and they come down with these big green heads and these big big black eyes and we are from mars oh we like that film that one we liked it uh it's not our first contact with aliens so because the the government released alien footage like six months ago yeah but we don't know if we've had contact that was a ufo footage and it's not even confirmed if it's alien i suppose if you can't if if you don't speak to him it's not real contact does it no but it was scary did you see that footage did we talk about that on the podcast the ufos the ufos flying around and because they they come up on the radar but the radar um tracks and they move so quickly that it can't be our aircraft can't be human man-made apparently yeah which is scary i would love aliens to be in our lives i'd literally i'd live for that [ __ ] what if they were mean aliens and they killed us that realistically doesn't that wouldn't happen i don't think i'm happy how i am i don't think i need them i think i just find it really cool it's the same way that like i would like in my lifetime to have the option to move to another planet i probably wouldn't do it but i'd find it like it would make me happy i was thinking about this today mars would be a depressing place to live it's just cold and red yeah but that's the thing is like you can use like if you set up space stations on different planets you can use the it's a lot easier to shoot rockets off the moon for example because the gravitational pull is lesser what do we need what do we need to shoot rockets for well to go to different [ __ ] planets kill aliens right why we're shooting rockets at them why not to go no we're not like gunning them down you know no no rockets or people on them i don't mean like nuke the aliens i'm quite happy with earth earth is probably the best planet you know you could live on you've got we got like the bahamas in that i'm gonna say you're probably a bit biased george because this does happen to be the only planet you have and probably will ever live on the smiles have the little uh huts in like islands like mauritius or maldives yeah yeah but you could artificially make them yeah but not it won't be very pleasant in mars would it it's like minus 40. be real james come on let's say though like aliens are real and you wake up tomorrow and aliens exist you just wouldn't be able to carry on with day-to-day life from that point onwards like going oh aliens are real let's go make a commentary video you'd be like you think i'd still be making videos on jojo siwa once a week you know you you fit your mind would have been your horizons have been broadened a do aliens i think everyone knows that aliens must exist like considering how big the [ __ ] universe is like but it's the confirmation in it oh i i don't i don't know you know i don't know i i think they may have it's it's like the time frame you have for like from a species starting to be like [ __ ] extinct because of all the [ __ ] supernovas maybe they don't exist at the same time as we do i think they must it's the [ __ ] the the chances of it be of them happening uh sorry i'm [ __ ] my brain's a bit mush i can't explain at the best of times um gravy burger got to you don't ask me i'm [ __ ] in a [ __ ] bait hole the gravy on brain he's it's a government operation to stop us from thinking about aliens that's funny stuff in the water everybody's gravy now they'll get considerably more stupid in 50 years we'll just be gravy days people regardless i'm saying well yeah yeah i just think maybe the chances i think maybe they have in the past or will in the future but the chances of us existing at the same time are quite a lot smaller i would agree with you in terms of like us existing at the same time and actually finding them i think they do exist but it's so far beyond us and like outside of the realms of possibility of us actually encountering intelligent in life that you're you might as well believe what you currently believe we should we should do an aliens podcast where we go and research yeah one and bring one of these again yeah we should bring some alien related crack for a podcast i reckon that would be good can we all wear alien costumes can we all come and like wear ah yeah i got a space costume oh yeah you do you do you know like aliens like how they come to earth they'd have their first interaction wouldn't it be a real shame for them crash landed in the kfc and it goes get some sustenance and the first thing ever hands on is a giant pot do you have gravy maize it is a specialty on my planet if aliens came right and they were like right [ __ ] prove your worth to us so we'll just shoot the whole place up right and you have to pick one food to show that be like look where sound we've got where stuff unlock here what would you pick like what no wagyu beef battered mars bar a france xenia is that the thing that we had at duck and waffle yes excellent excellent choice of what don't explain it the francis xenia is a sandwich right so it's bread and then it's like usually three different kinds of pork right so you usually have some bacon some like regular muslin huh sorry no crackers it's a rum yeah what if they don't eat meat cheese in there it's a fair question sorry sorry start getting cheese sorry okay so bread yep kind of like different kinds of pork to the point you like you know where you have like a christmasy gammon and it's somewhat sweet yeah yeah i know what you mean something like that cranberry sauce layer of cheese on that yeah then it's another slice of bread an egg fried egg on top of that it's then covered in cheese that cheese is melted with boiling hot gravy all right and that is the meal it's only mayonnaise mixed in there oh wow depends really sounds good it's great it is a great meal it is one of those that you'll think that's [ __ ] disgusting but then you'll have it and you'll go oh my god it was it's like the duck and waffle is a place that's open 24 7 and they they that you can get that meal at any time it's like 12 pounds a wonderful view of london duck and waffle is actually [ __ ] really well priced considering like what it is it looks like a i'm pretty sure it is like a five-star restaurant but you could like spend like 20 quid on a meal yeah it's pretty good and the thing is it's like that you know how like if you're at a theme park you'd probably have to pay 12 pounds to go up that elevator as a ride the elevator is half of the experience yeah you're up in like a massive big tall building in uh london is it is it like a famous one yeah it's one of the tallest i think it's in the top five i want to say about this point you start to lose the alien because you wouldn't understand what was going on um he'd just be tucking in he'd be gone maybe out there just give him a scotch egg be done with it whole government there's world leaders getting together they've got to pick one food they all settle on the scotch egg it's the worst thing i'd say i i give i give him the jerk chicken sandwich from mcdonald's oh it's good it's good yeah a really good eye i i'm addicted to him so i feel as though when he has it'll be like oh i really want another so i might as well kill these people because they'll have to make me these if you have to show aliens one youtuber what youtuber would you show them only one oh [ __ ] um mr beast but they'd probably just be like yeah everyone does this everyone gives everyone riches on this planet i think it's you should do that too you should give us lots of stuff but if you gave a mr beast they'd be like oh yes he is one of our own we sent him here 10 years ago to conquer the youtube algorithm i feel like vsauce maybe yeah that's a good choice yeah he always loses me about four or five minutes into a video yeah they like all the cravings hey vsauce michael here gravyness what is it made of well you'd like to think gravy and mayonnaise gravy mayonnaise but there is actually they've done tests and there is actually no gravy or mayonnaise inside i had a question in a similar sort of vein that i actually had written down for this podcast i was just sat up like at night last night thinking about this if every animal had a human brain which one would be the biggest threat to humans except for monkeys and apes like because those would obviously be the biggest threat since they have like opposable funds which say every animal one day woke up with human brain consciousness and like our intelligence [ __ ] ducks me ducks ducks they're [ __ ] vicious little bastards i think they're just they're they're like they're plotting as it is ducks i reckon there's something more going on give them the tools and i reckon they'll start [ __ ] kicking off i'm saying dogs because loads of households have them loads of households have like big rottweilers german shepherds that could easily go through the whole family but they are sound they are sound but like if they have a human brain and they're like we want to conquer and they have access to the internet or something like that and they all talk on like their dog forums and be like i wanna let's just kill all our owners and like take over the world i just don't reckon they would this is that rick and morty episode in it you're you're talking about that rick and morty episode i haven't seen rick and morty so i have a different option i'm going for bugs whatever there is the most of bugs-wise because there are a lot more bugs on this earth than there are humans or animals oh i could shin a million bugs no but the thing is it's like it's not about chinning if there is that many bugs controlling the internet having that many brains can use the internet they're [ __ ] tiny who's not what's he gonna tap he's got a human brain but he's still tiny and useless yeah well in they just know but they'd just be able to talk to each other they won't even need the internet if they had the ability of human capability what the [ __ ] are they gonna do we just exterminate them they could build their own little computers in their little hidey holes and then with what [ __ ] thumbs mate they've not got [ __ ] thumbs they've got lots of little hands made it's confusing why both of you can do it default gone to oh well the first thing that if we gave him a human brain is they obviously get on youtube and check out some videos no they they'd probably just [ __ ] should start killing people just talk to each other about it they're getting attacked they wouldn't even touch the internet they'd have no need well you don't think they'd try and like gang up on us no they would but they wouldn't do it via a [ __ ] whatsapp message they just [ __ ] talk to each other well even if they if even if they tried they [ __ ] couldn't we'd batter them easy they're not a threat well you think we we are the strongest creatures ever to exist well on this [ __ ] best on this [ __ ] best best at battering over other on this planet we couldn't [ __ ] kick [ __ ] out of even if it had like our intelligence because i think that's been our main thing that's helped humans conquer the planet well all right i thought you meant actually in real life like if you get [ __ ] dinosaurs reach smart yeah but they're not they don't exist now that wasn't the [ __ ] question you said ever i did i said if animals were not human brains human intelligence which one would be the biggest threat this is a pointless topic because this would never happen oh you don't know that no no no no no no come on developing the right answer to this but it's not [ __ ] bugs i would like to counter dogs by the way i'd like to counter dogs because they have been socially conditioned over hundreds of years especially domestic dogs to love humans and even though they might be able to consciously think this isn't right i think they would still have an emotional attachment to humans yeah they're sound there's a niceness in dogs ducks evil [ __ ] what about cats oh cats also immerse you in a second if you had consciousness james mate otto man like he i he's a very nice cat but he gets what he wants and like he has an attitude on him so like and i don't think cats have that same attachment to humans that dogs do he'd kill you in a second if like yeah cat i think cats we've got to do the cat only likes you because you feed it not just that i watch him go i watch him on his catwheel every now and then and he gets happy if the cat could feed itself by eating you and it was clever enough to figure out a way to [ __ ] kill you then they would do it but it'd have to be big though like if you gave a normal house cat a human brain it will [ __ ] you up a bit but you you'd be able to kill it in a one-on-one [ __ ] massive he's like a lion yeah but not every cat is like that i think you normally actually i think a hippo hippos but there's not that many of them and they're all [ __ ] ages away well what are we thinking about birds like pigeons there's a there's a county few pigeons on seagulls i didn't realize you were going local i wouldn't have picked hippo yeah but like [ __ ] you could sort of you've got to think of an animal that's that can adapt in all climates you never see a pigeon in africa do you yeah if if but things if a hippo is pissed with you how fast are you going to get you he's going to take the [ __ ] i know i'm telling you hip hop hippos aren't the one it might be an animal that can adapt in all climates it's got to be something that has a high population yeah so my one's with cats or dogs has any have any of them got like dangerous weapons on them any animals got dangerous weapons on them apart from like bees has anyone got a really poisonous sting that they can move i mean [ __ ] glizzies spiders yeah oh that would be the worst one for sure scorpio snakes some snakes wouldn't it be it would be an atlantic creature surely but they can't go on land so what the [ __ ] are they going to do some can like what uh well seals like they live they can live in the mountains [ __ ] they slid around like this would [ __ ] [ __ ] have this you couldn't buy it if you had a gun you'd be easy gotta be [ __ ] cats make that they've got their brains too now they could just nick it they've got to be the thing is a cat couldn't drive a chopper right because he's [ __ ] you know what type of bird what bird would be the most dangerous it would have to be a fairly big bird okay how about we go back in history to like when to like early humans when humanity was just starting out and everyone had like every creature had a a human brain we like to call that pre-gravy nice so like before we had technology in like [ __ ] rhino or somewhat something hench something with some because if we all got the same brain the only difference is how much [ __ ] muscle you got yeah how much yeah but the thing is when you're naturally a bigger there is there is a meat like a kind of a middle ground because obviously when you get too big you can get e you you're going to be a slower mover you're going to have like yeah but you know you're not going to be you're not going to be able to last as long energy wise it's like um you know you've got you expend more energy moving so it's like but i think if it's a big old dinosaur you don't have to move the company you just [ __ ] put them or scratch them yeah so many dinosaurs would not agree with that unless there's loads because there was was there many dinosaurs when dinosaurs were about was there loads of them yes was there loads of dinosaurs i think there was a couple because it's almost like who's got the biggest army who's got the biggest team what was the most populated you create technology that's the difference it's like you cannot but we're saying we're taking them back to d dot right yeah but that's what i mean but we all get big brain yeah so i'd go for a bear without the bear in that case dinosaur yeah because bears can climb trees and [ __ ] like they got the hands philosophers were smart can swim as well velociraptor [ __ ] you up but a velociraptor wouldn't wouldn't necessarily be able to kill every other dinosaur so like it might be after i kind of hear that about velociraptors you know because they got [ __ ] hands they got yeah they got big horse are they they are they work in packs so they work in teams as well what's the floral philosoraptor it's like the little one the little light one that kind of looks like a t-rex that runs well fast they're bigger they'd be about uh they'd be taller than us they'd be about high but in terms of dinosaurs that's quite small just with big big teeth oh i saw something really cool for sale the other day i was just talking on the internet and someone was saying like this website was selling a triceratops rib for about a grand like the rib of a triceratops i think that's really cool and had a cool little stand pick that up mate i thought it was pretty cool well how would you verify that though yeah i don't know isn't it right that dinosaurs could have just been fluffy and would never know there were no mammals around at that time i think they i think they can figure that out though can't they relatively by like cnn or whatever no [ __ ] well we got the bones we don't know what was on the outside well you got to be dna big fat [ __ ] boy you can tell that they weren't mammals they were even they can't they can't they could have been big fluffy boys they either have they didn't have fur they either have feathers or the dna [ __ ] it's not gonna not gonna last all that time right it's been the yonks the dna it's not gonna last all the time that's fossilized yeah it's just got bones mate i don't think they could tell you know what the outside looks like i don't think they could i don't know but like i know i i know they couldn't have i don't think they would have had fur because mammals didn't come in no but six or six million years ago if you met a dinosaur and you're gonna eat it would you go with mayonnaise or gravynate me and it's definitely i watched a video on this today not the gravy specifically i watched a video on like the transition between the dinosaurs and like humans and mammals it was all that have you seen that pbs eons channel it's my favorite thing at the moment yes yes yes yeah well uh they did a video on that and it was like uh mammals didn't start to come in until like 50 million years ago or something like that and they were dlc yeah basically the dinosaurs were well before that yeah dropped just before nuketown [Music] it's the fourth [ __ ] feels like they've released that about 17 times mate it gets better every time but it's still great and i still play it like a crazy psychopath i'll never stop man god damn don't say i was gonna segue into it but honestly i've i've lost myself what topics everybody got here that was my topic that one just there i wanted to talk about something because i i watched the the uh a part of the jackmate podcast with belle delfin and i think you've tweeted about it will the fact that she pronounces your name wrong must sting a little bit yeah i just did a video on it um yeah heartbreak man [ __ ] will need who the [ __ ] will nee oh [ __ ] will knee i thought we had something going it's been like two years now two years 17 videos a couple of grand either way [ __ ] will need she's not the only couple of grand a couple of grands he's probably a couple yeah i spent two on here she spent five on me oh right okay i thought you meant generated [Laughter] sorry we were talking financially i was figuring out the gross profits that you made for the other five videos at the merch sales you added the merch sales you moved a couple grand well it's about 58 at this point oh man you're not the only one that watch guy pranks your name like that don't he yeah but [ __ ] he's just new on the scene right he's just and he's irish you know can't all that again he is yeah he's irish who made those videos he was on my feet page for about four days before that and i was watching every single one of them just stuff i didn't care about all these watch videos you'll get hooked mate you stop watching watch videos you get the watch bug yeah and then i saw and then i'm just when i appear and i just saw the eboyz video up here and i thought i must have been like a maybe like a re-upload from like a viewer or something and i was like that's cool though and then i saw that it was him i saw he was reviewing your watch um and to be honest i i was blind away unbelievable that's how the belle del theme money's come it was actually it was actually house deposit money i'll be honest i had it i had the [ __ ] offer on the house accepted that it fell through so i was like [ __ ] it [ __ ] it watch all right i'm glad i get some enjoyment out of [ __ ] um i i remember i was watching his videos because i did that binge as well and it's weird when you watch watch videos because i don't really like i mean i like having watches but i have like just pretty run-of-the-mill things but like i watch that video and i just don't mind as long as i have something around my wrist i'm fine with it um but i watched that video and i was like handcuffed yes i have wanted a rolex for my what did you say i said handcuffs usually you cut out both times i said handcuffs usually right yes nice it's interesting how you watch like videos about watches and you're like oh yes this is a watch i've always wanted this is something i'm going to buy and then i was like maybe i probably shouldn't the worst ways when i saw the wheel add one i kind of oh i might get one and i said no no don't do this you already have a nice watch you got a you got a gucci one i like my watch [ __ ] i commented on it but like i don't review mine because it pales in comparison in terms of price why is that half what i bought paid for it so it's like you know i know you want to isn't it part of the thing where you get watches like maintain value in it no not not one gram watchers they don't maintain well it depends depends what you get it from really no like big ones obviously yeah good ones yeah they maintain but likes but my watch i like my watch if you get if you get a rolexen or a park you're probably laughing maybe certain aps but the rest of them you're probably there's not many of them all that value like a friend of mine has a rolex and he was telling me how it was worth more than what he bought it for he was going to sell it and i was like i just did not like it then and he was like oh it's like worth five grand more and i suppose fair enough like get rid of it boy i guess they signed it watches confuse me i don't understand that world at all so the way it works is you have a dial uh from one to twelve and then it goes wrong i'll tell you what time it is but if i like a watch i'm not really too asked if it holds value if it's a nice watch i'll probably keep it like yeah what happens when it goes past 12 because you're more than 12 hours of the day yeah no so it doubles up so it's like you you start again halfway through that's quite confusing in it yeah no you'll get there you'll get that right they should probably change that i know we were taking the piss but i did think this the other day i was like 10 seconds what do i do what do i do right so it's it's four o'clock but why does my watch say 16 i'm confused oh man one of the things i've seen recently actually talk about watches is loads of people who seem to be buying apple watches now really yeah this is another ad they're quite good they're quite useful like like i mean it's there's no new one as a new one came out i just i've noticed a lot of people i think it's probably because since like [ __ ] the pandemic loads of people kind of getting on like fitness like kicks because they don't get out anymore so everybody seems to have like a watch too because i know that's an help you measure your heartbeat running or yeah some [ __ ] people who wear apple watches are wrong and yeah you heard it here first i relatively agree with that statement yeah i think they're good if you you go like gym or something i think they're useful for stuff like that just get a fitbit but the people who wear apple watches you could always tell they're not the ones going to the gym they're pretending they are that's why they got the apple watch i i feel like if you are silly enough to go you know what i've already given so much of my life to apple i'm going to give more of my life to apple like another part of me just completely consumed in whatever they produce quite frankly wow [ __ ] hell jesus i yeah if you have an apple watch you definitely [ __ ] kids thanks george really on the nose that someone us out of this hole please so alex wore a maid dress yeah he's like can we not talk about go from that second we're not eating away can we not how did that feel well i don't know uncomfortable though oh can you hear me hello okay it's like it was weirdly empowering um just to be like because i've got you know there's obviously men don't wear dresses and and one of the reasons why i did it is because i watched that uh logan paul podcast recently where they were talking about harry styles um and i just thought that it was really really weird watching that have any of you guys seen that if not i could briefly describe it basically um there's like they got mike and i have a bloke i don't know his name um and they talked to logan and logan says something like oh that's cool it wore a dress and the other bloke goes well it's not really manly is it and logan goes i don't have a [ __ ] clue what you're talking about mate caveman make noise what are you doing um and logan came off really well in it yeah it was really good i i thought it was interesting and then one of the funny things that the guy says in response to logan he goes oh well you know it's i was just brought up with those values now i've got some news for that man if you're brought up with those values that kind of implies that you don't hold them anymore so to then say it 10 when you're 35 however the [ __ ] old he is it means you still stand by those values like as he said because if you so if you're saying i i grew up on the values that you know men don't wear dresses and then you're going still 35 men don't wear dresses you haven't grown out of it so you can't blame on your childhood because you're still doing it right like i think like you go oh 10 years ago i would have said it wasn't manly but no i don't so i thought that was very strange he obviously realized he'd dug himself a hole and panicked um but i just thought he's really interested because i just don't really understand why people care did you like the dress what was that what do you reckon give us give us some ratings comfort do you know what genuinely quite comfortable probably might wear it again um i got it because my twitch subs said it as a goal um so i had to do it because you know the people oh i had to i heard you oh yeah but generally though uh on a real level um it was uh just clothes in it really it's just it's just like a one piece um why easier to get on i'd look really ugly in a dress could we could we do the next one-on-one all right we've been asked what the problem is we're just all gonna turn up an address yeah tommy or maybe not the one afterwards though a little wear made out fits in yeah that works that's good yeah that's pretty rough rock and roll why don't we do it when we get our spotify deal as a celebration oh yeah that's a good shout out yes that that's the incentive sinus will be i tweeted out on the eboyz account i tweeted if we um didn't upload this week we'd wear them also it would be audio only so that's why oh oh wow because of joe rogan yeah but thank you joe rogan um thank you every lessons on spotify we appreciate you guys more from the playful on youtube um so thank you very much for that see you listen to us over on spotify so you get to see us in may dresses yes speaking of clothing um i i got sent the new ndl drop but i didn't get it in a box which like as a content creator seeing everyone else open up their ndl hoodie in a box and me being like oh i can't wait to get my ndl hoodie in a box gonna have a little message you know a bit of fun i got it in a bag oh that sucks because at least you got one i asked for one as well if i'm being completely worried about it so i asked i asked i asked nico for one and he sent me one but it wasn't in a box um i'm not going to use the phone case nico well they're indestructible you're not wearing the hoodie so clearly it doesn't matter because you wore it anyway same team uh there's gonna be a vaccine soon we're gonna be free guys [ __ ] better be not having that put on my body do you know i'm [ __ ] that it's the [ __ ] gravy nays right you are 85 percent gravy nays at this point there's gravy news coming out of his ears it's coming out of every old imaginable poor bastard just pure gravy i want that vaccine so far up my [ __ ] well i don't think that's why you put it huh would that work yeah probably did you see what the vaccine was how they managed to figure it out is this going to be a very convolutional because i imagine it's not like a one sentence thing how to make a vaccine i think there's a punchline coming so they tested it on a bunch of people and they realized that if they actually just feed everybody gravy now they'll actually be completely fine um obviously you see will he he's got some symptoms it it sucks for a while melts your brain a bit but it'll never get covered again so it's a positive i just want to get back to making eboy's videos in real life if i'm honest and once we get the vaccine oh mate as soon as i've got that vaccine i [ __ ] can't wait cannot wait i just want to go i just want to know what it's like to feel sunlight well i say it's something [Laughter] imagine being on that season like most people go off into like a jungle in australia and then this season you're just thrown into a castle and wait don't they make you do jungle things or what do they make you do in wales it's like oh today's episode you've got to shag a sheep that's just what they'd be doing anyway i haven't watched it i don't know what they do is anybody here gonna watch it i haven't seen it no i'm not gonna [ __ ] watch it i think there's like two people on there i know because my parents had it on when i went around theirs and there was like um i think it's like vernon k and mo farah those are the two i know i swear violent k gets pulled out every time they're struggling to find anyone else that's his job i get him confused with paddy mcguinness yeah party because yeah i just did as well with my head i much prefer paddy mcginnis paddy mcguinness is great he's good take me out was good no lucky no that is paddy mcginnis tell me that was great i love taking out hey take me out is in the late program [ __ ] it hell oh i see i just got that confused with not going out that tv show ah and i was like no that's not paddy mcguinness who's not going out oh it's um that one that was on those british quiz shows every weekend for [ __ ] years that could be about 15 comedians the one that isn't russell howard lee matt no maybe specific british tv shows here um i realized that i'd spoken to that um who's like that is it robert robert beckett or rob beckett the blonde one yeah yeah yeah i don't know when i did my [ __ ] two minutes with jimmy bullard which he doesn't remember which still hurts to this day uh he was i spoke to him for a bit didn't realize he was on that was him because he's in everything now you didn't last very long it was like 16. oh oops no that's still it's still legal still legal yeah well said well well said yeah that's what we're putting on the next eboy's clothing drop that's that oh my god oh my god we're gonna get rid of the new uploads every saturday and just change it to if there's grass on the pitch play ball because we don't upload every saturday anymore we do need to get rid of it no we need to get rid of it speaking about nonsense um have you seen that mike fox now is just like a pedophile catcher i thought you're about saying no no no no definitely not he's not he's not he he makes videos catching nonsense now yeah i've seen i've seen them i haven't watched one i watched this thing what are you doing i watched the whole 10 minutes i was quite hooked that's strange because he knocked him he knocked on my door i say asking for george [ __ ] that's not very funny alex you can't do this again oh does he catch him it's something that freaks me out about pretending to be a 14 year old girl anyway on i know i know it's doing it for good causes but it does this i don't know it's always i've always found it a bit weird i do love the nonce catcher videos yeah but it's always satisfying seeing the first look on their face and when they bring out the picture be like is this your [ __ ] they should get them with greatness like uh yeah pretty good pretty good i've got oh to be fair with the one thing that always confused me with those videos is surely the cpm can't be that great yeah not about like but they're doing it for the greater good to get nonsense off the street up not for the the hard drive the only greater good i know it's a high cpm can we do eboy's catch and answers no whoever catches the biggest nonce wins the most nonsense wins and then you've got to bring in you've got to bring them to the studio in these big nets that we've got are we blowing them up and we just set them on fire oh imagine it's like a it's like a the one of the beta squad videos so it's like one nuns and six regular people like which is the convicted pedophile which is on the register i wonder what this highlight is going to be called in the mud [ __ ] this podcast is out of order so he came this way i think from talking about i'm a celebrity um the question i had for you lot would you consider yourself a celebrity no well no i don't i don't show my face so i get recognized on the street so i'm not what's the definite what's the definition of being a celebrity we're talking about it's like a famous person if you're fat you are you guys are celebrities if i showed my face i would be you're maybe not like a-list celebrity like leonardo dicaprio but like i think i'm up there you still be definition i'm close george no no but you'd still be like definition like definition of celebrities like a person who's like well known you guys are well known i think the thing is with a definite celebrity right it's like a lot of people think that you're talking like oh johnny depp which clearly is not the direction we are going with the definition of that oh like people from people from geordie shore were class nema celebrities huh we're classing like people are from geordie shore and like them yeah yeah they're celebrities obviously so they're all if you're well a well-known famous person you're you're a celebrity like yeah because you because like people have a are very uncomfortable with that word understandably because the [ __ ] connotations that come with it but i think like yeah by that by definition you have to be surely because i'd say if you have over a million followers on a social platform you're you'll because i think if you say i'm not a celebrity i get why you'd say that because you want to be humble you don't want people to call you a [ __ ] but then also at the same time like my my mates from home aren't celebrities and people don't [ __ ] randomly recognize them at [ __ ] kfc so it's like i feel like yeah i suppose um but not obviously a [ __ ] big o lister like yeah around what what list would you put on what letter of the alphabet i don't know very low down we should do we should do oh i'll tell you a lot i like c let's see c maybe c put my c what else would you put alongside c-list like [ __ ] somebody who was on reality tv for a year yeah like a like a joke like yeah love island love islanders are clearly yeah like a love islander no they'd be beat right no no no no because they've got less uh staying power yeah it's like they they'll be famous for like six months most of the time and then just fall off you remember about five or five to ten love islanders i'd say i'd say like you guys are on the same tier as like a a winner or runner-up of love islands and also if you compare interaction via social media which is obviously the modern day scale on how to measure that stuff there are many people we know who perform as well as sadie instagram youtube wise um so i mean i just yeah i'd say c list and i'd say there's potential for some of them to go b like i'd say obviously molly may tommy fury i'd say they'd be yeah yeah definitely and then what's a list like movie stars yeah like leonardo dicaprio uh ksi but then i think you'd have to have s i think you'd have to have an s class oh yeah yeah robert de niro yeah and [ __ ] like that i i don't think ksi would be a you don't think what about philip schofield where is he a yeah surely yeah he's a ksi is definitely an a-lister in the uk no he generally generally he's a generational so i think our generation maybe people up to five years older than us and then people younger than us know who he is but above that no no my parents know who he is but we have a few tele programs but they've all got kids as well and the fact that every ev it's not even like all right it's like oh our generation will know it's like every single person in our generation will know who that man is yeah true yeah he's an a-lister easy if we if we've got an s here i'd say he's he's comfortably a like yeah because i know adults he wouldn't know billy eilish's but billy eilish is definitely [ __ ] yeah top top tier who would you say the most famous person is i first freak with donald trump i think yeah i was thinking about this today because uh trump because like you show a picture of donald trump to anyone in the world and they'd like to be able to tell you oh yeah that's donald trump whereas if you i was also thinking like when you think celebrity you think like drake whereas if you showed a picture to draco to everyone in the world a lot of people wouldn't know who he is since he's very popular in like western the western world but if you showed a picture of donald trump to say someone in like china they'd know who he is they go we work with him on the election the other thing is like marvel films are shown everywhere i feel like robert downey jr might be up there as well and one of the big ones nah i don't know i i'd say it'd be like politicians and monarchs like the queen israel no from yeah no i agree i agree with james because uh avengers i don't know if you guys know this but they don't do the premieres in america anymore it's all in china really yes all in china that's where all the premieres are and they're huge like millions and millions and millions of people turn up it's crazy um you because they recut the avengers films down from from the longer chinese versions there's like 10 minute segments in every avengers film where they're just speaking chinese i don't remember that i don't remember that talking about robert downey jr he he went to my mates bar in bath or somewhere once apparently or bristol or something like that he's an interesting one i think he's matt i think he's he's the face of the mcu and god knows how many people saw um the new avengers endgame infinity war but what how many people do i reckon that is should we quite a lot hundreds of millions yeah do you reckon this close to a billion people maybe well i know that in cinemas i didn't i don't know how many billy in it it grossed in cinemas but where would you put pewdiepie because this is huge on the same level as ksi i think like yeah just like p for everything that pewdiepie has done on social media realistically ksi has done more in the the real world yes yeah true and also music transcends video i guess weirdly but pewdiepie does have like 100 million subs yeah but a lot of that also came from the sub race so it's like a lot of it was just kind of like artificial in a way because it was like it was just people subscribing to counteract it was just to get involved you know what i mean i guess i think jj's got like fans upon fans like hardcore fans i'm not saying pewdiepie doesn't obviously he obviously does but i don't know there's something about jj just where i know more people here if they had to pick you if i went to most of my friends when is your favorite youtuber jj comes up the most i think what else what else have we got on the topics list i was just looking at the end game viewing figures um i had i messaged this i was going to talk about i was going to briefly mention did anybody see the new mandalorian episode what anything if you watch that no no no no spoilers yeah no oh that's why but it was good and uh you'll afford it darth vader passed away today the actor who played darth vader yeah did he nice yeah which sucks oh wow what like five people passed away in like the last two days it all started when a mate of mine went well a lot of people seem to be dying recently and that was before maradona had passed away and then it was like six people have passed away since then who at least i know of um not friends obviously but like [ __ ] celebrities and stuff weird time weird [ __ ] time that f1 driver almost got it today as well that was nuts oh [ __ ] hell that was horrific you said apparently you only came out of it with light burns and broken ribs on his arms yeah i don't know if they've confirmed the ribs thing yet is it confirmed i just saw it in an article somewhere but he posted he posted a video on twitter where he's uh guys aren't only waves but like his hands all wrapped up obviously like to get out of that with like burns it's [ __ ] wild you said the car got split in half i've i've genuinely never seen anything like it there's there was so it it goes into a barrier the front end goes in the barrier the back end [ __ ] snaps off and he's fine like there's a picture of like literally of it of the cockpit like side on in a barrier he managed to get out on time and it was it was on fl like massive on on fl have you seen it have you seen it i don't know i've seen images yeah i saw because there's a lot of people complaining that straight afterwards they just put up like a concrete barrier or something i was like you want to crash it it's not a it it was his fault the crash and he he swerved across someone and it's not really an area of the track like you'd expect to hit but yeah can you imagine being the other 19 other young lads watching that and being like [ __ ] i'm getting back in the car and doing that like they read flag it so they stopped for like 20 minutes half an hour and then they're like yeah we'll just go and do it off you go [ __ ] mental and one of the one of the drivers came out afterwards it was like yeah if if a driver saw that and then didn't want to get back in a car i'd just eject them out the seat they don't deserve their seat so we said it's right yeah roger crazy then you've been in the arsenal game today as well like uh david louise [ __ ] ko draw him and us by accident today um really it's not a time to be outside really stay indoors everyone right should we should we wrap this up yeah if i'm daring i was like i think we trailed i think we trailed uh if you guys did enjoy this episode we are also available uh audio only currently on platforms like spotify but the podcast goes up earlier on there so if you do want to really be gonna listen to it and please go ahead and listen to us on spotify steve boyce podcast right as five star and apple and thanks for watching the youtube videos and the highlights we'll see you guys next time peace bye

Channel: The Eboys Podcast

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Keywords: eboys, the eboys podcast, eboys podcast, willne, james marriott, imallexx, memeulous, podcast 15, aliens, ufo, celebrities, ksi, billie ellish, monolith, nutty news, animals with brains, intelligence, are aliens real

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Length: 55min 30sec (3330 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020