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hang on charles wants to say hi do you have any milk here at the fun zone we live by one rule when it's your birthday you are always cool parents and kids are all the same watch as i do a dance great who are we killing i won't do kids that's a rule but that rule is negotiable if the kids are [ __ ] did you know there's a sausage you can drink spank that bottom spank that bop i have some deeply tragic news for you once i started giving him gouda he showed me mercy loop hole loop hole loop hole no let me just try to get them a little rusty all you got to do just close the old nosterone and then oh boy i got more that time where did you get this forced laughing [Laughter] i'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls this is actually pretty funny you got to know harry potter me so corny madeline wunsch was a friend see it's not that hard to say something oh you're vomiting you took the wrong fluffy boy as moist no as juicy as low as wet as you hey have you ever been to the statue of liberty captain have you ever been inside like under the skirt like what's up there did they build a you know what i'm saying and boom just kick sand in the testicles yeah john philip sousa the skrillex of his day come on people hit the dance floor have a good time why is no one having a good time i specifically requested it the point is we all think mr bean is sexy as hell and wish we looked exactly like him do you have herpes and a dry boy is a smart boy ah i got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees i was fine until they went inside the hive one night when i was philandering crystal caught me kissing jimmy lynn's heavy breasts to sex with lady they were children jake weak little children one conk on the head was all it took we're going to wing [ __ ] everybody shut up [Music] hey pimento how's it going bud pretty good i know where i am and i know what a table is i do a lot of beth dip your penis and vinegar okay enough we're gonna stop fighting we're gonna lie down we're gonna triple spoon like grown ups great i'll just leave my pie uh on the ground save it for later [Music] my brain wants its fast juice first quenched sent from my stinky butt wario cheats rosa diaz will you accept my std i look forward to having it forever hitchcock just drank his own fish what no bagel bagel bagel time to put some daddy into my mommy well a photograph of cheddar was featured on chunky pups and instagram account for overweight pets a top comment called him a thick king the full bullpen oh honey that flat ass is perched right on top of my ute hmm now you're a try big smiles bigger bigger great what why are you yelling at my boobs dory yeah yeah yeah i'm like the forgetful little fish you can't keep saying mischief managed after we finished sex no do not transfer me roderick no no no rodrigo hey coffee guy how would you like to be godfather to my son she taught me her signature punch the strawberry basket ooh i hope my butts are back oh yes i made number two my wife is having a baby and i have to be there to brush her jake peralta is age 39 but professionally he's still in his prime oh good lord that is porn i'm not a garbage man i'm a muffin man nypd hands up oh yeah we got him this is a hole not a pit there's a hole not a pit there's a hole not a pit there's a hole not a pit charles there's a hole not a pit you know what else is interesting grenades you know can we actually cool it on the testicles for a minute charles can you give you a piggy but hey jump on it i'll give you a piggy boost my bottom i'm boosting boost my bottoms i have some thoughts about beyonce's lemonade i'd like to share i'll do anything to perk up my little man they just watched peabody and sherman so they're extra horny yes queen well i'm excited to join isis more mashed potatoes that's my favorite part of a woman there's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis you mean my creep kit no problem got another one in the car i am also dressed and i made breakfast wait where are my eggs in my belly or is it right here this [ __ ] please my son is the basic [ __ ] sharpen your source and string your bows tell me why ain't nothing but a mystic why i'm a human i'm a human male ah guys we are friends ah i love you guys is this just because i did molly with your daughter hey hitchcock your penis is hanging out oh clearly the pineapple is the [ __ ] you bet your nips have did skid marks terry can't throw his family away but these are nice suspenders that's too bad i love watching you pound one out it takes a lot to get mama hunt she's a real size queen and sir nothing would make me prouder than being your big daddy

Channel: Tiago Mendes

Views: 2,528,359

Keywords: b99, brooklyn nine-nine, no context

Id: KDTkx1ou1Ns

Length: 7min 24sec (444 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2020