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so captain i have some news what happened well remember when you told me not to burn down the precinct you burned down the precinct no i had the fire put out almost immediately this is a success story tell me exactly what happened now then blocking the caboodle the cabo dale will be placed in the center of the bullpen right and what is the name of the store at the mall that sells the sticky pastries you mean the siney bone yeah that was a thanks continue sometimes i can't tell my twin baby girls apart so i call them both booboo wow so he has no filter whatsoever none i'm gonna take you home now sarge hey what do you think of captain holt oh he needs to smoke some weeds yes thank you dr penis off thanks for getting there so fast today sir were you able to still do your interview he did not however i did so the real question is what are police i'm sorry who are you again they said they've never had more viewer complaints controversial and loving it huh okay see the cut is a little sloppy i want you to cut it straight across no big deal again yep sloppy don't overthink it again now you're not thinking enough again still sloppy again again you know what why don't we try this why don't you just take that knife put it to my throat and finish the job do i look like jake to you do i look like jake to you no not at all then why are you trying to screw me just eating butter like a popsicle huh boyle yeah i know i'm spoiling myself we are headed to the east gate we're doing great i think this is working i can do this here we go i'm doing it you're looking away no i'm not stop moving away not don't look away but i see leaves no better loved playing in leaves doesn't matter what kind oak maple elem wait i hate to cut you off but look what i found security camera better love security cameras how is that possible there's something i'd like to show you captain terry crushed it it works i've never been more proud of you for anything in your life i mean i've solved a lot of cases for you and yet crime is continued and captain banned headphones from the office due to the gina incident [Music] what is this glutinous monstrosity before me the sugar in this is quite sweet that's your hult impression i can hear him doing that looks like a sticky pillow i don't care for it classical music what's going on here what are you doing captain hey nothing just eating some marshmallows care for one marshmallow i knew it detective hitchcock is set to testify in court this afternoon it's an important case and i'd rather not get another call from the d.a saying he showed up quote covered in condiments unquote so you want me to keep hitchcock from spilling on himself for the rest of the day we both know that's impossible i'm counting on i won't do it there's nobody else i trust what you're asking is insane i'm not asking it's a suicide mission then prepare for death you've lost your mind this is a direct order detective get in line hey you guys startled hitchcock he spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself thanks a lot fellas oh yeah i'm feeling it now rosa at this time tomorrow we're gonna know exactly what our killer looks like we have no idea what our killer looks like well that's not totally true we now know that the killer might look like seth meyer's winona ryder or bilbo baggins i overheard you mention a bill beaubaggins should we bring him in well as much as i would love to meet him he is not a suspect trust me i'm sort of a natural mother yeah natural mother how long have you been there oh man i have no idea we're sorry we doubted you sir you really saved our butts i can't take credit for that gina linetti is the real hero here but isn't gina linetti more of a state of mind like in a way we were all gina linetti today gina let's take this gina to the hospital pizzazz is who i am would you tell the sky to stop being so blue yes i wish it were tan what it's my favorite color it's no nonsense anyway we should motor jake and i are sticking out a bar called the thirsty ox loud crime a lot of danger a lot of down time for inside jokes would you like some milk man would you like some milk the kind because you look like your dog milk please what's it from it's funny he remembers it's funny okay very funny the full bullpen i've been on the phone for six hours and i just want to cancel an account yes you've mentioned the bundles and i don't want home phone service no do not transfer me roderick no no no rodrigo i swear ma i don't know what this is about why won't you ever believe me cause i raised a liar oh you lie shut up mom hey he'll talk to ma like that don't you tell me what to do louie excuse me not the rules my wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater it's the one case i can't solve i am so sorry we yell at you but we will take those sundays to go and i don't care if you don't have a lid y'all make a lid i've crafted an intricate personal high-five with everyone in this office except you what but you hate high-fives yes every minute of it was hell but it'll be worse for you squad dismissed good-bye diaz [Music] salute into a fanny wagon goodbye boyle the snake charmer goodbye jeffers that's the butt bump goodbye santiago double fist bump reverse explosion into a pete townsend strum all right that was terrible but it's over now and i made it through goodbye leonard from xerox what no no the copy guy trudy did seem very nice when i met her are you trying to get your freak on with my sister what no i see you looking at triti judy's booty i am not looking at trudy judy's booty oh you don't think she's a cutie don't be snooty she's a beauty but i'm on duty and you're married yeah but that doesn't rhyme stop you're drinking too much whoa what's going on charles why are you talking so slow i'm not i'm normal [Music] oh my god if you're not going so that means we're going faster are we going fast can we tell if we're going we're going fast at all in any way whatsoever i feel like we're going slow in every way whatsoever captain not even great excellent amazing i feel better than i've ever found any moment in my entire life so we're all fine yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep once is dead bagel bagel bagel come with me amy to the dumpster me and amy going diving in the dumpster there's a confused old woman here who wants to talk to a detective oh come on another drill hello my name is adelaide i like to report a crime so we're just doing one of these every day oh you got it i know you got it i want my money tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick what is this music oh this is from my country near krakagovia do you like it i weirdly do [Music] foreign you

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Id: ab_Y53RKIkI

Length: 8min 5sec (485 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022