Don't be a karen - (r/ProRevenge)

our slash pro revenge read your Damn emails Karen I used to work in an office what kind of work isn't particularly important to the story so just picture a basic office job every January HR would send an email to all employees with the employee handbook this included job descriptions office policies etc every year since the PDF handbook had been established it would be named with the year following it to establish it was different than the original and all other years any changes would have updated next to the section in the table of contents so you could see what had changed from the previous year and familiarize yourself with anything new now with that background we will introduce Karen Karen had been with the company a pretty long time about ten years I believe she was fine as a job just fine she would get things done but not without making everyone else miserable in the process she would ask questions that had already been answered and basically just waste everyone's time for fun she was just plain nasty to people and tried as hard as she could to make everyone stay far away from her the worst thing about her was she always seemed to be looking for a fight or looking for a reason to complain she had threatened lawsuits a few times over any small thing but would always just get over it and drop it b/c she knew no laws had been broken and it would never go anywhere she'd comment on how she should sue basically every business she ever went to because she could live off the settlement and retire early over the smallest issues you can imagine she did her job and we never had a valid reason to fire her especially knowing how lawsuit happy she was so she stayed Karen's job description as per the handbook called for a bachelor's degree Karen did not have a bachelor's degree but had been hired prior to that being a requirement so she was grandfathered in one day a position above hers became open a guy who we will call Terry had recently completed his master's degree after taking night classes for a few years and since an internal promotion is typically better than an outside hire he was chosen for the promotion Terry had been at the company about 4.5 years and was well-liked and great at his job the new job required a master's degree in its job description and him being a recent grad it was a perfect fit and everyone was happy for him everyone but Carol since she was constantly looking for something to see you about she took it as a direct insult that she had not been considered for this promotion that she was not at all qualified for she immediately cried discrimination and told our boss a lawyer would be in touch we were all context' since it was very clear at this position required a master's degree and given that she didn't even have a bachelor's degree there is no way she could have been hired for the role what we soon realized was that Karyn had saved the original company hang book named company hang book and had not bothered to open or save any new editions that were sent in the following eight years she just assumed no changes had been made in that it was just sent every year to ensure all employees had it if she has bothered to open the file she would have seen the sections that say updated in the table of contents since Karen cried lawsuit a lot no one expected much of this since it was ridiculous claim but sure enough Karen gives her resignation letter via an email and it escaping about how she can't bear to work in such a discriminatory environment that would only promote men when any higher-ups try to speak to her about this and clear up the confusion she basically tells them to duck off and to read the damn email I don't know any more of an explanation she basically goes full Karen not long after a letter comes in from her lawyer asking for a settlement to avoid a discrimination case what Karen hadn't realized was that our boss's sister-in-law owned a law firm she didn't really take on clients herself anymore and mostly just managed the other lawyers of her firm she was basically semi-retired what ass meant was she had plenty of time to review any letters from Karen's lawyer and advised us but since Karen didn't bother to read any of the updated handbooks she was unaware that this position had required a master's degree for many years now I believe about six years she supplied her lawyer with the original company handbook from nine years ago and he used that as reference in his settlement amount this was when we realized hadn't read any new handbooks in years since Karen rubbed a lot of people the wrong way boss's sister-in-law decided to personally take on the case every letter Karen's lawyer sent she sent back one three times in length some of it wouldn't even really say anything just word earnest but it would certainly take Karen's lawyer a while to read it and he did not come cheap after several of these letters they realized no settlement is going to happen they want to take it to court it's a pretty cut and dry case boss's sister-in-law shows evidence that Karen has received all updates via email after the change was made in the handbook sent out HR even sent an email to Karen specifically letting her know that she was grandfathered in and doesn't need to worry - which Karen replied okay thank you confirming receipt of it the best part was when boss's SIL said that they couldn't break company rules to give Karen a job she was totally unqualified for while neglecting another employee who went to Barb and beyond to get his master's degree to advance as that would be unfair to all other employees Karen now had a huge seriously huge bill from her lawyer for all of these letters and filing the case etc no job no one she could list as a positive recommendation and no degree in the time she had been at the company it had become industry standard to require a bachelor's degree so she was effectively shut out of her career it would also be hard to explain how you worked somewhere for a decade and don't have a letter of recommendation from anyone there if she had only read her damn emails guy steals $400 of gas but I get the last laugh back story I used to work at a marina when I was in high school that sold gas and allowed people to dock for free if they wanted to now one day a guy comes in on a pretty big boat comes in and gets a lot of gas like $400 worth of gas he comes to the counter to pay and gives me $400 in $100 bills and I accept them and he goes on his merry way fast forward a week or so and I am told by my boss at the bills he paid and were all counterfeit bills unfortunately as he paid in cash we had no way of tracking him down so we think that he just got away with stealing $400 worth of gas that is until this idiot comes back after about a month and a half thinking he got away with stealing the gas when he comes back and I recognized the guy and tell my coworker to call the police right away however I knew that this guy would just leave e-file it on that I had recognized him and we had discovered his plot to get free gas so I decide to pretend I don't recognize him luckily for me this guy asks to dock the boat for an hour or so on our dock and I tell it's not a problem now it is policy to get the name and phone number of customers using free dockage as well as asking that they leave their keys in the boat so that we can't move the boat to a different dock if needed he complies to all of the rules and leaves his boat and he leaves his keys with me after probably about 15 minutes of waiting the police show up on the dock and ask my boss where the guy is my boss tells them he just left his boat but we have his number and can get him to come back to the boat and he then instructs me to do just that at this point I was pissed at this dude for making me look dumb for basically losing $400 so I call and tell him hey this is me from marina it seems as though there is an issue with your engine and it seems to be smoking for those that don't know boats that well engines are very expensive and this one in particular was a 350 horsepower Yamaha engine which is top of the line so that man got back to that boat in record time Wendy got back to the boat the look on his face when he saw two cops waiting for him was priceless he tried to play it off and act like he had done nothing wrong and he didn't know why the police were there but that was short-lived as they arrested him and told him why he was being arrested turns out the guy had almost two grand in counterfeit $100 bills on him i catfished one of my high school teachers because he was bullying me some background he knew my dad because my dad a lawyer had represented his ex-wife several years before in a super bitter divorce for some reason he took out that frustration on me he would verbally abuse me in front of the class if I raised my hand to answer a question he would roll his eyes before calling on me and loudly say to the class listen to what Opie says he that way you will know what the wrong answers are he would criticize my work make comments about how I'll never amount to much because obviously I have a learning disability I don't he was just being a prick I would often get marked down for penmanship but after asking some classmates apparently I was the only one being graded on that I know history wasn't my best subject but the way I was being treated was totally uncalled for I began to have anxiety to go to that class I would read it all day my friends would even mention casually yet mr. Smith really doesn't like Opie what did you do to him bro hat hat my dad was pissed that he was obviously being biased towards me for something I had nothing to do with dad made noise and tried to get me moved into another class but the district and school were overcapacity as it was I couldn't move classes without displacing another student and the school didn't think that would be fair to the other student but it's fair to me to let us keep going on because you can't move me WTF now my dad never discussed details of his cases but I had overheard him angrily telling my mum after our meeting with the principal that he doesn't like that I'm in that duck in pedophiles class an idea was planted in my head and it started to grow I devised a plan I gathered social media pics of a girl who was underage and went to another school and made some profiles on kik and whatsapp using a Google Voice number from our city I change her name for obvious reasons once I had him hooked on the made-up 17 year old girl I sent all the chat logs and pics he sent to her to the principal and the school district's main office using every email address I could find on the school district website and social media pages within three days of the emails being sent we had us up all we were told was that mr. Smith had to take some time off due to personal issues I still don't know what happened to him after that I graduated about three months after he was put on leave and never heard from or saw him again I joined the military left town about six months after this all happened and have not returned to that city since one of my friends who still lives there tailed me a while back he saw him working the deli counter at a grocery store not far from where the high school I never told a single soul and nobody knows it was me the rumor mill went wild about him being a pedophile but nobody knew I had anything to do with it even though I benefited the most from his departure I imagine they track the girl down and asked her but she obviously didn't know him however the chat logs from whatsapp show the girl telling him she was 17 about three days before he sent the first of many pictures of his junk but so that was probably enough to at least get him fired and lose his teaching certification I don't regret it but I would never go so far on anyone again I was a bitter moody team but when you're being bullied by someone with authority over you you have to do what you have to do to survive edit I am a dude edit - I have been trying to answer all the questions so here are some answers to the main ones I'm seeing in the state this all happened in the age of consent is 16 legally he could have hooked up with her I was never looking to get him in legal trouble just mess with him enough to get him out of my life that's all I agree it was messed for me to use her pics I was 17 and I didn't know any girls I would have been comfortable asking hey won a catfish mr. Smith and ruin his life also don't tell anyone I picked her because she went to a different school across town I had met her as a cuddle parties and she had a lot of mirror selfies posted on her FB and in stir and I needed it to feel authentic to him I only needed 810 selfies and another reason I chose out was she was blond with a slender body type I was able to find many girls on reddit who didn't show their face and fit at Lu's description I used to three gone wild pics from one users account when he pushed me for nudes I told him the girl didn't have any social media because she was into older guys and they don't want anyone to know so I don't have social media to make them more comfortable in high site I feel like he should have been suspicious of a 17 year old girl without social media so maybe it's a little on him too got his cell number from a classmate who had it because he was one of the many assistant coaches for our football team most of the team had it because they had all exchanged phone numbers at a retreat the team went on the prior summer I texted him out of the blue saying I saw him at a football game our schools had played earlier in the year and I thought he was cute he felt out the situation at first but it was obvious after I sent the first selfie of her so he was hooked I would only give him a selfie if he really begged for it and the more he begged the more flirty I would act we never sexted I barely knew at that age want to say any way I would describe the vibe I went with as awkwardly forward also I never asked specifically for Don pigs he arrived at that juncture on his own caught me off guard when it happened I texted him using the Google Voice number for a while then told him my mom read my texts but didn't know about whatsapp how it worked I didn't even make the whole page he heard that and immediately suggested we message on there and then encouraged me to delete our regular text convert one Sui were talking there to this day I have no idea why my dad called him a pedophile maybe his ex-wife told my dad when he was handling her divorce about something he did the tone I heard him say it and led me to believe that something like this would be worth a short obviously his ex my dad took him to the cleaners in the divorce settlement hence what kicked off this whole series of events throw you made it to the end you're ducking beasts I'll cut you a deal smash like and subscribe for more curated content might it's free and that's a great price

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Length: 14min 59sec (899 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2019