Dolly Parton restored my faith in humanity by 0.4%

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What are we about to do right  now? We're going to look at why   I think Dolly Parton was wrong for  turning down the statue of herself.  This is time for the monthly segment where  we focus on good news, instead of the world   literally falling apart. I'm choosing this Dolly  Parton subject because it's a bit more than just   music. It actually represents a longstanding  thing that's been going on in the United States.  But before we do that, we have to do a comment  shout-out. I'm so used to D'Angelo sitting down   that it surprised me that he has legs. I regret  to inform you, it's not legs you're seeing. It's   an extremely inflated visual effects budget. The Southern United States has a bit of an image   problem for containing a bunch of people  that are racist and backwards. However,   if you live here, then you can also speak to  the fact that there's a lot of good things   about the Southern United States. The reason  we're talking about Dolly Parton is because   in my opinion, she represents everything that's  truly great about the Southern United States.  Before we get into this, let's get into today's  sponsor drop, a rewards program that gives you   points when you shop, game or take surveys.  I just downloaded the app, made an account,   linked to my card. It takes debit or credit,  and then bam. Drop keeps track of all my rewards   automatically, seamlessly. One might even  say it's frictionless, but more importantly,   it's free. Drop gets paid by the brands, not  by you. So literally all you get out of this   is reward. See here. I can find a deal really,  really easily since Drop sends personalized   recommendations from the hundreds of brands you  can shop, which is probably why I keep seeing   Uber Eats. Get 50 points back on every dollar I  was going to spend on food. And I was honestly   going to spend the dollar anyway. The rewards make  me feel better. I may as well get them since I'm   single-handedly keeping Uber Eats in business  during this pandemic. So download Drop from   the link in my description and use  code D'Angelo when you sign up.  Drop is giving everyone $10 worth of  points once you get your first 1000,   and I'm going to be honest with you, you can get  that first 1000 pretty easily just by playing   through one of the games on the Drop app. So go  follow the link in my description and get Drop on   Android or iOS today, and be sure to use code  D'angelo. Now let's get back to the video.  So this story starts off with racism. There's a  statue in Tennessee of Nathan Bedford Forrest,   a KU Klux Klan member. Representative Jeremy  Faison said the bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest,   an edition installed at the Capitol in  1978, was part of history and should be   left alone. Representative G.A. Hardaway  asked Faison if he had ever read any of   Forrest's own writings about his ideology. This Tennessee Republican began the process   of understanding what he describes as a pain of  Forrest's legacy. So the question remains, who   exactly should they replace it with? People really  wanted it to be Dolly Parton. And I'm going to be   fully honest with you, so did I. And as you can  see, 25,000 people signed it. In a strange twist   of fate it worked. Tennessee legislature said,  "Okay, you know what? We will replace the statue   with a statue of the one and only Dolly Parton."  But someone came between us and that, and it was   not someone who I expected. It was Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton said no with a heart emoji. "I want   to thank the Tennessee legislature for their  consideration of a bill to erect a statue of me   on the Capitol grounds. But I've asked the leaders  of the state legislature to remove the bill   from any and all consideration. Given all that is  going on in the world, I don't think putting me on   the pedestal is appropriate at this time." Who's  going to tell her that she actually deserves it?  Now here's the crazy part. Clearly this means  that no one actually asks before putting up   statues because I've never heard of this happening  before. So the state put out a response. Faison,   that guy was like, he honors her wish for no  statue and said that he has a replacement.   There was an overlooked historical figure  who would be a great statue replacement.  Anne Dallas Dudley, suffragette, women's right  activist, and, if we're being honest, style icon.  It sounds like I'm making fun of the women's  rights movement. It's just the accent. Trust me.   I'm allowed to do that. I live here. Since Dolly  Parton won't hype herself up, I'm about to do   it for her. We are going to look at the actual  reason that people say Dolly Parton is so great.  Many people depend on the Dollywood company,  which is the largest employer in the rural tourism   dependence of your county and whose main  attractions draw over 3 million visitors   annually. It was popping off before COVID-19  started its world tour. Keeping people employed   and paid is a particular priority for Parton  who continues to pay her band, even though she   hasn't toured since 2016, as well as her personal  staffers during the pandemic. She literally said,   all right, we're not going to give people  COVID, but I still need to pay people.   She's had 25 number one singles on Billboard's  Hot Country Songs chart, and is also the only   artist to have a top 20 hit on that chart in  every decade, from the 1960s to the 2010s.   And you best believe we are going to give her her  2020s top 20 hit. Y'all are crazy if you think   we're not about to stream Dolly Parton into  her... Six, seven, eight, nine zero, ten...   Seventh consecutive decade of being popular.  Wait sixth, sixth, seventh. Yeah, seventh.  Then there are her numerous branding and licensing  deals. In March, she reimagined Nine to Five as a   birthday song and spent two days recording  800 names for personalized e-cards as part   of a deal with American greetings, which is  also selling the line of Parton themed cards   at Walmart. She partnered with international  licensing company IMG for a series of home   goods and bake ware. She really just  said, if there's money to be made,   then I'm going to be making it. Dolly Parton  used to have a ride in her Dollywood amusement   parks called the Dixie Stampede. Seeing as the  term Dixie is associated with the Confederacy,   Dolly Parton was like, wait, maybe we  shouldn't be making the Civil War seem like   it was great fun and fashionable. Maybe we can  just rename it. We'll just call it The Stampede.  As soon as you realize that something is a  problem, you should fix it. Don't be dumb,   Dolly Parton said. Apparently, according to  Dolly Parton, you can just listen to people   saying that and then change your behavior  accordingly because your intentions are   not to offend others. That's crazy. Here I  was thinking that was not a thing anymore.  Billboard decided to ask her about Black  Lives Matter. "I understand people having   to make themselves known and felt and seen. And  of course, black lives matter. Do we think our   old white behinds are the only ones that matter?  No." She really just said black lives matter,   period. Now, while I was Googling that actually  saw this video right here. Look at that.  I looked at her quote in particular. It was so  sassy and a sensitive comment about something   that got a lot of friction in the air right now. This is Dolly Parton's impact. She literally   highlights the good in the South. It's not  all terrible. What else do you want? She's   a talented singer. She's well-known for her  iconic looks. She's basically a cutthroat   business woman. And yet she harms nobody. How about epidemiologist queen? Did she do   any research? No. What she did instead was donate  $1 million to COVID-19 research. I am making a   donation of $1 million to Vanderbilt. Dolly  Parton is really out here giving substantial   amounts of money to extremely important causes.  This amount of money that Dolly Parton donated   was so substantial it turned out to be the Moderna  COVID-19 vaccine. That's what came out of her $1   million, a vaccine that is 95% effective. And on top of that, just so you guys know,   she started this fund called the Imagination  Library. Every month, the non-profit program mails   a free book to more than a million children. As of  2018, they passed 100 million of those three books   by the way. I can't deal with Dolly Parton. And  yet we're still about to watch a bunch of videos.   First, we are going to watch Dolly Parton  answers the web's most searched questions.  Hi, I'm Dolly Parton, and today I'll be doing  the Wired auto complete interview. I don't Google   myself because I pretty much know what I'm up to.  And if I don't know, all I've got to do is pick up   a National Enquirer magazine. Yeah right. She just said I am the news.  Is Dolly Parton married? Well, yes I am married.  I have been with my husband for 56 years. We dated   for two years before we married. That's cute.  So we've been together most our lives, and  we're still happy. Can you believe that?  Deserved. Can Dolly Parton yodel? I guess   I can. (sings) Everybody can do that one, right? No. Now there's this one. Dolly Parton   watches fan covers. (singing) That's good.  Her voice is   crazy. I never sang that good.   (singing) Wow, that's great. Oh my God! Yeah, no, I can go on. I can move   forward in life now. I'm happy. I'm done.  Stick a fork in me. I'm done. I'm completely floored.  You go girl.  Is she watching me? She doesn't even believe it.  That's so cool. Gosh, she's amazing. Anyway, my point has been made. Dolly   Parton continues to be iconic, and literally  nobody is surprised. All jokes aside,   statues are designed to represent people that  represent places very well. As somebody who   lives in the Southern United States, I could not  think of a single person that I want representing   the place I'm from more than Dolly Parton. I  guess if we've learned anything from this day,   is that all of 2021 could use a  bit of Dollyizing if you will.  Anyway, I'll be here all week folks at 2:00  PM Central Time. If it's Monday, Wednesday,   Friday, that means I'm uploading a new video  here. If it's Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday,   that means I'm going live over on Twitch.  So basically what I'm saying is I'll see   you tomorrow. Unless of course tomorrow is Sunday,  in which case, just watch this video again. Okay.
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Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)
Published: Fri Feb 26 2021
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