Mark: Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Stikbold, a dodge ball adventure. Mark/Wade: Hi. Mark: We actually have dodge balls. Mark: Oh sorry, did you mean to say hi- *Mark&Wade Laughing* Bob: I was too slow, I-I missed it. * Mark and Wade laugh* Wade: Too slow! Mark: The window comes by and goes, the Markiplier window-
Bob: Hi, hi! Mark: There is no second chances.
Bob: I'll be ready next time Mark: There's not gonna be next time Bob: Ok! *Mark/Wade laughing* Bob: What? Mark: Are we just going...?
Wade: I- Mark: Oh. | Bob: Oh, Wade: Wait which-
All: What? Mark: Oh, that was the intro movie! Wade/Bob: Oh, okay *All Laughing Hysterically * Mark: How many games have we played? Mark: Wow! Bob: What? Bob: I am second player! Mark: I am no~t in this! Bob: Keyboard and mouse is also a player Wade: That's good-
Mark: NOOO *Bob/Wade Laughing* Mark: I am blue! Mark: I am Björn! Bob: I'm red, that seems terribly wrong.
Wade: I'm Jero- yeah it is. Mark: Tough, you'll have to deal with it. Mark: I don't even know how to play, how we gonna go?
Wade: Do you want bots? Mark: Yeah~ *Increasing in pitch* Mark: One, ridiculously difficult bot. Bob: What?
Wade: Huh. Mark: Do it!
Bob: Why?
Wade: Alright. Mark: Oh, she looks sassy-
Bob: Oh god she looks terrifying. Wade: And we're going to play-
Mark: Random? Mark/Bob: Hell.
Mark: Yes! Wade: Okay. Mark: Why would they play dodgeball in hell? Wade: Oh I didn't look at points to win, so who knows what we-- Bob: I think it said three. Mark: Okay Bob: Alright so we got two hats, or, somethin'. *Overlapping shouts of confusion* Bob: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a goddamn edge ghost Wade: How does she dive? Mark: Ow!
Wade: Okay let's dive, left trigger is dive. Mark: *Continuing to whine like a baaaaaby*
Wade: *Insert gorilla speech text* Bob: Why, did you put on a hard bot?? Wade: Ah! She's diving at me! Mark: Why does the angel playing music in hell?
Wade: *Screams* Mark: *giggling at Wade's flailing*
Wade: Nu nu nu- Aahhaa! Mark: Oh nohohohoho! Wade: It was his decision. Mark: *High pitched* What are you looking at me for?! Bob: *Quoting Mark* "Put on, a really fuckin' difficult bot!" Bob: *Still Quoting Mark* "That'll be fun!"
Mark/Wade: *Mating calls* Mark: Do we have to press a button to grab it?
Wade: *Insert chimpanzee speech text* Wade: Don't let it touch me, don't let it touch me.
Mark: He~y! Mark: Oho, I got it! Wade: *grunts wildly* Mark: Hup!
Bob: Oh, God! Mark: Ah ha!
Wade: *more weird grunting* Wade: Ye~aga! Wade: Kapow!
Bob: Oh he fucking bounced it on me! Wade: *single, high-pitched grunt*
Bob: I didn't get- fuck you guys!
Mark: Haha! Wade: Oh, ahh!
Mark: Haha, haha!
Wade: No, no, no! Mark: He~y!
Wade: Oh into the lava! Wade: Did you win?
Mark: Ahahahaha! I did! Mark: It's left trigger and right trigger. Mark: Right trigger to grab left ti- trigger to drive. Mark: Dive, dip- Mark: *Ecstasy* Wade: *Seal yawning*
Bob: Oh shit! Wade: *High pitched wail* Ah skeleton, it's a skeleton on me! Wade: Ah~! Get it off me! Ow!
Bob: God, f~ucking dammit!
Mark: *Laughing in the dark pit of loneliness and depression that'll never see the light of day* Wade: No no no no no, nwa~!
Bob: This bot is so annoying! Bob: Fucking fuck you Bot. God dammit! Wade: Gimme the ball! Wha~, d-no-don't give me the ball! Mark: What!? Lava!?
Wade: *Chuckling to himself* Mark: What!? Mark: *Cries in depression*
Bob: Oh god- shit!
Wade: Uh oh- *cry of agony* eh. Mark: You got it Bob, you got Bob. Mark: Nice! Wade: Get Her Bob, Oh Bob, you got her.
Mark: Nice! Wade: Don't dive in the lava Bob. Mark: don't die- *Maniacal giggling * Wade: Whe~ oh, th-that was almost her, Bob Wade: Uh Oh Bob: Oh no no no, the lava! Mark: What'd we tell you?
Bob: I thought that it was gonna be shorter than the lava.
Wade: Wha- Mark: Ughh.. Wade: Well that was- Mark: Wha- what are we playing to- what kind of-
Bob: She wins! She fucking wins. Mark: oh, Yeah!! Mark: Go- *starts clapping* Mark: You gotta be happy for people every once in a while. Bob: That's not a person! Mark: Oh.*Laughs* Mark: *uncontrollable giggling* Bob: It's not- It's not a person is it? *Mark continues to die on the inside* Mark: Noo.
Bob: Okay. Bob: Why you laughing like that? Mark: (muffled laughter) I don't know! Mark: Alright so now we're gonna play for real. Mark: Not against a Bot, we're still learning. We're going to be very forgiving on each other. Mark: And uh- Mark: it's gonna be a fun time. Wade: Let's start here?
Mark: Yeah, let's start here, basic stuff. Bob: the gym seems like the place for Dodge Ball. | Wade: "Basics." Mark: Mhm. Bob: I'm red again.
Mark: Yeehaw. Bob: Me Carsten.
Wade: I'm still green. Mark: Alright. I'm still blue! Wade: I'm the first one out and the last one to leave. *Miscellaneous noises* Bob: Fuck! Bob: I dove to try and fucking catch it. *More miscellaneous noises* Wade: Aw c'mon-
Bob: Aw Geez. Wade: I had perfect aim.
Mark: Aw~a! Bob: C'mon!
Mark: Yay Wade: He's a bot-
Bob: Jesus Christ! Mark: Guys, I- Mark: I'm doing really good guys! Wade: You're not a person. Mark: I feel- Wade: (whispers) You're a bot. Bob: That's really harsh man.
Mark: (laughing) Yeah! Bob: Whats wrong with you, Wade? Mark: "You're just a Bot." Mark: Hah! AAAAAAAH! Bob: Gotcha! Bob: Aw shit, nope, shit! Wade: Got rid of em!
Mark: Eih, ow ahh ahh! Mark: "Got rid of me"..?
Wade: yeah, got rid of him. Mark: That's pretty harsh dude...
Bob: How you doing Wade?
Wade: Good, how you doing? Bob: Having a good time? Mark: Wait, what can I do?
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHH! Mark: I'M COMING FOR YOU!! Bob: WHAT THE FUCK!
Mark: Whe~! Bob: Goddamn it! Mark: Did you guys see me? Wade: No, what'd you do?
Mark: I came back! Wade: Oh no!
Mark: On a floor washer!! Bob: Oh, weird.
Mark: Yeah, didn't you guys notice me riding a floor washer? Wade: Oh, was that you coming after us? Mark: Yeah! Wade: Oh we all missed it! Mark: There's like a- there's like a, unique bounce. Bob: Are there no other- are there no other buttons for this? Bob: No I fucking dodged! *Wade grunting* Wade: Oh hey.
Mark: Wha~yaya. Wade: Ow, come on! Nope- *Endangered species grunting for hope* Mark: Ehehehe, awhaha! Mark: Wait, did you just throw a hot dog?
Bob: I did. Mark: Where'd you... what?! Bob: If you- if you dive at the hot-dog cart- Bob: FUCK YOU!! (Simultaneous incomprehensible speaking, mostly cursing) Wade: Wha~, did I just kamikaze into you? Bob: God! Jesus Christ! I'm so mad right now!
Mark: *Laughing* Wade: I think- I think my guy just got naked and charged in at you!
Mark: Yeah that's what happens. Mark: you, like, when your dead you can come back and interfere with people.
Wade: (Sudden epiphany)Oh, I like dying now. Bob: Oh, jeez..
Mark: Ha!
Wade: What!? Mark: OH it just interrupts, ahaha! Wade: How did you get a hot dog- Oh you gotta go up to her? Mark: Yeah. Hey, lemme see what is -AH! Oh I was just gonna see- Wade: ah haha you got waxed! Mark/Wade: *Laughing*
Bob: Oh my God... Jesus Christ. Bob: So it actually kills?
Mark/Wade: YEAH! Wade: I think I killed you in the game before.
Mark: Wow *All grunting* Mark: Owwww. He's on a mission! *More grunts* Wade: *very high-pitched* "Ah, BOB!" Bob: Oh my god! Bob: Ho~ly shit Mark: *Grunts* Uh oh... Mark: Aha! Mark: AH, ma butt! Wade: You guys better look out, here I come! Wade: Woo Hooo!
Mark: Oh no. Mark: Eh! Eh! Gonna grab ma butt? Bob: Fucking, how do you do that? Mark: Right trigger, just right trigger.
Wade: Look out! Wade: Here comes whiny(?) *Laughing?* Bob: Oh my god Bob: You can get it Mark, I'll let you have it.
Mark: Alright. Wade: Whoooo Mark: whoops, AH NO!
Wade: I love you! * Mark repeats NO as Wade repeats "I love you!"* *laughter as Mark's "no"s get louder* *laughter* Mark: WADE Bob: Were you just fuckin' on him?
Mark: He just grabbed onto my balls! *immense laughter*
Mark: I couldn't move! Mark: Piece of crap! *grunting* Mark: ah! no~! *Wade becomes gorilla*
Mark:No! Wade: AH BOB!! NO! Bob: Oh my god. That pro SHOT THO!
Mark: oh that pro shot. Bob: God fucking dammit. Wade: YESS
Bob: FUCK YOU! Wade: It's tied, it's two to two to two.
Mark: I was coming in for the interference with the love hug. Wade: Oh, I know. I had to get there fast. Mark: Alright, it's all tied up.
Wade: Next point wins. Mark: ah aah ah!
Wade: oh come on? what! Wade: NOOO! Wade: Eueheuheu Bob: Fucking shit. NO. Fuck you guys.
Mark: YEAH Bob: God DAMNIT Wade: *Grunts* Eh no! Mark: WOooooOOoOohoho
Wade: Did you die?? Mark: No, I hit the hot dog man! His cart exPLOded! *Wade laughs* Mark: and then my cover was gone and you hit me. Wade: THE COMEBACK! Mark: eeahh whatever! Wade: I don't think I hit you, I think you were already dead from the cart.
Mark: Boooo. Wade: EAH Bob: Oh Mark: heh! Bob: fucking Christ
Wade:EUAH Wade: AHH CAR!
*Mark's laughter* Wade: Oh, I thought that was me that got hit That was Mark- AH BOB! Bob: God jeez! If I dodge before you shoot... Bob: ...I die.
Wade: I got you with bees- AHHH Mark: Incoming! Bob: I hate you so much. Wade: AHH the bees got me to- op! * Bob: I hate all of you, SO MUCH! Mark: I'm sorry, Bob. Wade: I didn't know, I was
Mark: Dat was not me though, I did not bee. Bob: YOU BEES'D ME! Wade: I bees'd you
Mark: he bees'd you! Bob: WHAT THE FUCK! Wade: *laughing* there were just bees on the ground, so I went for them
Bob: *sighs* *screams from everyone* Mark: OHHH why every time? Wade: AH BOB AH Wade: nonono
Bob: see?? it's fucking im- Bob: Oh, wha- They don't stick to you??!! Mark: Hey guys.
Bob: OF COURSE NOT
Mark: I got ya! Mark: I got ya! oh no, you're coming with me
*Wade screams* *more screams from Bob and Wade while Mark laughs* Bob: Oh just come ere! I fucking hit myself! *Mark laughs*
Bob: Fuck this *Wade groans* Bob: How did you- Wade: I don't know Mark: How is Wade destroying us?
Wade: I don't know Mark: This is a bunch of crap.
Wade: I feel really bad about the bees. Mark: Oh shut up. Mark: I got you though with the thing. Wade: I figured - I didn't know if this was a second ball, or if it was actually fake until I grabbed it. Mark: Ahh! Bees! I bees'd myself! Mark: Beeeees! Mark: *Screaming*
Wade: *Laughing*
Mark: No! Cmon! Mark: I didn't have a chance!
Bob: Oh thank god. Wade: No no no no!
Bob: Oh my god!
Wade: Right in the balls! Mark: Oh ho ho.
Bob: Jesus that's my only hope is to avoid Bob: you assholes until there's only one left. *Mark and Wade laughs* Bob: Every time I go into the fight, I get FUCKED! *Mark and Wade starts laughing again* All of them: *Grunting* Mark: AH! ok...
Wade: WAAA! WAAA!
Mark: Hit him!
Wade: AHHH! Wade: The ca- aww...
Mark: The comeback that was just... Wade: I was gonna say the car. *Giggles*
Mark: Oh, okay.
Bob: Ah shit! Oh god the fuckin- Mark: BEES!
Bob: I don't understa- EH OH NO! OH GOD!
Mark: Just try it, Just try it! Mark: OW! I-
Wade: I don't even know!
Mark:The Bees! Wade: Finish it Bob!
Bob: OH NO! JESUS NO!
Mark: AHHHH!! Mark: BEES!
*All of them start laughing* Bob: Why didn't you get bees?
Mark: I though tha- Yo-you got bees
Bob: I did but you walked into it! Mark: I thought bees were done!!
Bob: *Laughing* Mark: It's uh- Its logical to conclude that the bees would be done when you got beesed! Wade: Oh my god...
Mark: Alright... Wade: WAH! WOOH!
Bob: Oh, the bees OH THE BEES BEES BEES!!! Bob: FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!
Wade: AH! Wade: Well... I don't want the bees- AH!
Mark: Aha! Bob: Wait, so after the bees hit me that time, they went away. Bob: I don't understand why they hate you Bob: OH THEIR TIME!! Mark: NOOOOO!
Bob: Oh my god... Oh shi- shit SHIT!
Wade: *Grunts* Mark: It all comes down to this, here comes the goose! Wade: WHAT!? THE GOOSE!? AHH THE GOOSE!! WAAAA!! Wade: *Grunting* Bob: OH MY GOD! *All starts laughing* Wade: All I could do was scream the goose!!
Bob: That was lucky. Mark: You gotta imagine like, people playing dodgeball and having a good time, Ha ha- OH got ya! Mark: *Imitates car running someone over* Bob and Wade: *Laughing*
Mark: OH NOO!! Wade: I was up 2 to nothing and Bob came back... and stole it. Bob: Dude the strategy is just to stay away from everyone else. Mark: Why are we naked? Wade: I don't know, I was wondering that too. Mark: Oh we're at-
Wade: We're at the beach.
Bob: Ah it's beach time Mark: Alright, you've- you've- you've won one, You've won one, I gotta win one. Bob: Mark's turn.
Mark: My- my turn, let me win guys. Wade: Uhh uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Bob: Oh shit the crab, it's a crab, it's a CRAB! AH! Bob: God damn it! The fuckin- How do I- *Screaming*
Wade: OH GOD! Mark: Nnnooo!
Wade: AH HAH! Mark and Wade: *Grunting* Wade: Oh Bob no!
Bob: Ah- Oh jeez the sand ball!
Wade: AHH! *incoherent noises* Bob: Got ya bitch! Hey- OH SHI- Mark and Wade: AHH!
Bob: Oh no... Mark: CRAAAFF! CRAB! FUCKING CRABS!! Bob: Ah! Bob: So distracted by the god damn ball. Bob: I didn't even shoot Mark and he was standing still. Mark: I had crabs on me for like 10 seconds. Bob: Yeah I had that at like the beginning of the game. It sucks!
Wade: Mark has crabs confirmed Mark: Well whatever.
Bob: You just got to run away man. Bob: Yeah you guys Jus-
Wade: AH THE CRABS AH NO BO-AH~H GOD! Mark: What is this? Bob: you guys just kill the shit out of each other. Bob: That's fine.
Wade: Oh Crab AH.
*Mark laughing mockingly* All: WOAH! WHAT!!
Bob: WHAT THE FUCK.
*Wade is laughing* *Mark in shock* Wade: I had a shark, apparently. Bob: Whaaat?!
Mark: Whaaaat?! *Laughter and confusion all over the place* Wade: I didn't know!
Bob: I don't understand! Bob: Why, why did that hi—g'oh! Wade: AH! oh, come on.
Bob: Wow, Ah fuck you crab-No I got bitten by!-
Mark: OHHHH Mark:OHH YES! *Weird noise by wade here*
Mark: The amount of concentration between us Wade:*grunts*
Mark: What?
Wade: AAAH!
Bob: OH SHIT Wade: Octupuses! *Mark makes noises of defeat*
Wade: Ah!
Bob: Oh yes, yes! Mark: I'ma come and get you, I'm coming for you.
Bob: Ah shit! Bob: GOD DAMMIT! Bob: Fuckin—Is there so- Is there some warning for that? Wade: Yeah there's a fin goin around. Bob: Jesus Christ *Laughs*
Wade: Stay away from the edge or people are dead. Bob:I still don't understand. Bob: I don't think I have ever actually- Wade: Wh- double hit!?
Bob: WHAT THE FUCK Mark: Two for one.
Wade: Oh, come on! No. Bob: Oh geez! Bob: I don't think I ever have yet-
Mark: OH NO!
*Wade laughs maniacally* Bob: Oh wow.
Wade: Got ya!
Mark: You just got there! Mark: Why did you spawn right there!? Mark: That's so garbo!
Wade: It's 2 to 2 to 1! Mark: Aww no!
Wade: I did it to Bob the first time. Bob: I'm glad that happened to someone fucking else. Bob: Oh Jesus! Come on! Wade: Ah Bob!
Bob: Gotcha baby. Wade: No no no no no.
Bob: OH THE WAVE! Wade: Oh, that's it. I get to decide who's gonna win here. Bob: Yeah Wade, Wade who's your friend? Who's your friend Wade? Bob: Who's always nice to you? Wade: Apparently that's that.
Bob: Oh, geez. Wade: Well that was exciting. Mark: Well alright then.
Wade: Watch out for that Beach ball. Bob: I don't fuckin- I can't do that. *Wade with Jaws music*
Bob: OH god!
Wade: I ate the beach ball! *Tension rising between Mark and Bob* Mark: *high pitched scream*
Bob: YEAHAHAHA! *all laughing*
Wade: Man... Bob: From behind! I land one hit! Bob: Wade weren't you a shark? Why couldn't you just -
Wade: I ate the beach ball. Mark: It's randomly, it's random when it hits. Bob: so I got double sharked randomly. Bob:Man, Mark you didn't win your match.
Mark : Shut up. *Character laughs* *everyone joins in* *Mark mocks it* Mark: Alright one more, one more. Wade: Alright, here we go.
Bob: Oh are those holes? Bob: No they're not holes, okay.
Mark: Yeah, we're good. Mark: Woah, drift
Bob: Oh hey I got the ball! Bob: Oh bitches?!
Mark: What? Mark: *high pitched* Oh come on! Bob: Hey for once it wasn't fucking me
Mark: I- I'm gonna- I'm gonna fuck you up buddies. Mark: Here we go, Here we go, Here it comes.
Bob: OH NO! OH GOD NO! Bob: Why did you not take advantage of that Wade? Wade: I didn't have the ball. *Bob and Wade scream*
Mark: Ohahahaha! Wade: Take that Bob- oh I missed. Bob: What was that?
Mark: I think that's a whale. Bob: What the fuck? Bob: You guys just fight it out, you guys just fight it out, that's fine.
Wade: What? What I died?! Mark: You fell off. Don't be a whale, don't whale me bro, don't whale me. Bob: OH NO! Bob: GODDAMNIT! Bob: FUCKING CHRIST! KILL SOMEONE ELSE WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! Bob: Jesus *Wade and Mark Dying* Bob: Every time.
Mark: Bwahah Mark:STOP, STO~P Wade: You were already hurt I had to. Mark: I was almost unhurt! I'm gonna... *mutters too quietly to hear with Wade screaming* Mark: Come here, come here! Wade: No he's got a whale, he's got a whale Bob: Get him, Get him! *all dying laughing* Mark: You were looking at the whale, but not at the ball! Bob: Fucking thank god it wasn't me, I was expecting the next whale Bob: to just immediately grab for me. *weird grunting noises* Bob: My ball—bitch! Bob: What!? You fuckin- It went over you! Bob: Oh that's fine. Bob: You guys just hang out over there and play with it by yourself Bob: No! Bob: Dont wanna- All:WOAH! Mark:NOOO! Wade: bob BOB BOB BOAAH~ Bob: Oh no! Oh god! Bob: AH Yes! Oh my god, were you trying to get me?
*Mark laughing* Bob: Or were you just fucking around?
Mark: I was trying to get both of you, you went in different drections. Bob: I was like, Just got to kill him before mark kills me. Bob: I know it's coming it's gonna happen. Mark: It's not always you Wade has been dicking me over this. Mark : Ow Bob: Got ya
Mark: Alright you're gettin- Mark: You're getting whaled.
Bob: God damn it. Bob: No fuck you oil.
Mark: I'm gonna whale ya.
Bob: Oh no no no Bob: NO! COME ON! Mark: Oh no! Don't whale me! NO~
Wade: I can't- I can't hit you! Mark: AH~ Bob: AH SO SLOW!
Mark: Yeah how could it, How could it- Bob: How did I get whaled all the time? Mark: Yeah how did you? that's really amazing. Mark: Act~ually. Fuckin- Sto-stop! STOP! Wade: Ahaha YEAH!
Mark:What-Ah-Fuck-I- how do you catch it? Bob: You just have to dive into it in the air. Bob: It's the only way I've got it.
Wade: I've only caught one, yeah. Wade: Well I guess Bob gets it again. Bob: Neat *Miscellaneous noise*
Mark: uh- where- where were you shooting there? Bob: Come on
Wade: Bob where did- Bob BOB Bob: Oh no no nO NO NO! Mark: Oh NOoOo!
Wade:Oh BYE BOB - OH NO Bob: Fuck me. Mark: NOoo~ God I hate this. So anti-climactic. Bob: Weren't you on match point too? Mark:Yeah he was.
Bob: God damn it. Mark: Have I won any of these?
Bob and wade: No Wade: It's been 2 and 2. Wade: Would you like to record some more? *Wade and bob dying* Mark: Yeah, I would actually, Yeah I would! Yes, I would!
*Wade and bob still dying* Bob: That's the spirit! Mark: This started off with me being good at this.
Wade: Yeah you destroyed the hard bot! Mark: Right we're back! We're back here in Hell where we belong! Bob: Hell is Mark's domain. Bob:Aw shit- How did I fuck it up-AWwah How did I miss? Mark: Oh woah ahh. How did i mess that up?
Bob: Yeah go in that lava wade That's good. *Wade making sound effects*
Bob: Gotcha Bitch! Wade: Not again!
Bob: Shit Oh why was I so slow? Bob:Oh god
Mark: NOo~
Bob: Yeah! *Mark screams* Wade: Bob! I wasn't suspecting you, Bob! Bob: Oh God NO!
Wade: Ah skeleton arm?! Bob: How many fucking lives do you have? Bob:Oh AURGH~ Mark: Look, we just got to get Wade, right?
Bob: How many lives do we have? Bob: You got hit like 3 or 4 times! Wade: It's when the stars go away you're okay. Wade: You just have to stay alive until the stars all go away. Bob: God damn it fucking Wade. Wade: Ah no!
Bob: ah you hit him in to - AH NO! Bob: No, God! Bob: No fucking Fuck! Wade: AHH! Stop, it bob!! Wade: No not me-Ahhh!
Bob:Got him Mark, Wade and Bob: Got him! (Gibberish screams) Bob: *SCREAMS HIS HEAD OFF* Mark: Hah! Mark: Okay, hang on. Wait, I go, I gotta go get it. Bob: No, why didn't you- Mark: *Dreams Of Winning*
Mark: God dammit. Mark: YEAHHH
Bob: God, fucking shit! Bob: My guy doesn't turn like that. Bob: When I try and turn, it never turns before I shoot it. Mark: Oh I don't know.
Wade:That's weird. Bob:I think I'm just bad at timing. Bob: Ah worth it. Bob: WHAT...did you push me in?! Mark: I don't know? Bob: I didn't...I didn't go in that time. Wade: Aah a rock!!
Bob: What?? Mark: Aww c'mon I dived for that. All Three: *Scream* Yah! Wade: no!
Bob: I'm Fucking with wade. Bob: Im fucking with wade. Wade: Why! Aah skeleton arms!! Mark: Grab em!
Bob: Hey come get the balls bitches! Mark: Nooo!
Bob: Come get the fucking ball, bitches! Mark: No~
Wade: No Mark: No. Mark: No! Bob: Oh, my god. That was a bold dive. Mark: *almost says SANTA?* What Now- -aww Bob: Awww
Mark: You can just push people. Mark: You can push people. (x2) I might win! Guys! Wade + Mark: Oh No no no
Bob: What?? Bob: What?? Bob: Wait, get him, get him. Wade: I'm trying.
Mark: Don't get me, why get me? Bob: How was that working together? Wade: oh, Idon't know. I wasn't paying attention to who I was fighting. Wade: Ow Mark: Hahaha
Bob: Like I would save you.
Wade: alright Bob, I'm working with you. Bob: God, dammit. Mark: *Screams Again* No, you guys are assholes! Mark: Do it! Mark: Fucking do it! Mark: Fucking do it! Mark: Fucking do it!!!!!
Bob:Alright Mark: AWH~ FUCKIn do it.
BOB: AH WADE?! Mark: GOD YES YES WOAAAH~
Wade: I thought I hit him.
*CLAPS FOR DAYS* Bob:You're the worst teammate! Mark:Ah~ Yes!
Bob: Jesus Christ! Mark: He's Got a M on his shirt!
Wade: Show me how you really feel. Bob: You only hit me(X2) Mark: YAASSS!
Wade: My angel played on him. Mark: Okay we can end there. Bob: Great, cut out the round Mark won. Mark: Noo don't do that! Mark: Make it seem like I won every round. Wade: That gonna take a lot of work. *giggling* Mark: Play the round normally, Mark: then after they win just have me go Mark: WOOOOOAAH Mark: That was so fun, my God. Bob: Ah, Christ.
Mark: That was a crazy game. Mark: But anyway, thank you everybody so much for watching. Mark: This was way more fun than I thought it would be and way more competitive Mark: So thank you, Bob and Wade for joining me. Mark: Hope your voice are okay.
Bob: Nope, it's trashed.
Wade: *Tiny screech* Mark:
Yeah, but I hope you enjoyed us Le-Moo Mark: I hope you enjoyed IT. Mark: Let us know what you thought of it in the comments below. and check ou- *funky noise* their channels in the description Thanks again everybody for watching. And as always, I will see you
*Wade imitates funky noise* in the next video. Buh-Bye! Wade: "Check out their-*funky noise*" *Laughing*
