Ohhh I can customize. Ah.. Jack: yeah, but just your face. Mark: That's it? I can do skin color. Ho-ho! Luminescent. (Giggles) Jack: Make him glow in the night! In the moonlight! Yeah, make him as white as I am. Mark (softly): nice Jack: Give him that Irish taint- tint. Taint (giggles) Mark: Give that Irish taint? Bob & Wade: Irish taint Jack: (thick Irish accent) An Irish taint Bob: That hot Irish taint Jack: It smells like bog water. Jack: Ok who are we picking? Mark: Yeah Bob: Oh no, I still can't join. For fuck sakes. Wade: (sarcastically) great choice, Bob. Jack: Two holes, no pumps, sinking. Gah! Mark: HAWT! Mark: Hell yeah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wade: If I had a nickel for everytime I heard THAT in bed Wade: If I had a nickel for everytime I heard THAT in bed Mark: Two sweet holes... ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
Bob:Yeah you gotta pump it Bob (quietly):You really gotta work it... Mark: Alright, wait... Mark: Alright, wait...
Jack: Okay, I have to equip things Jack: Okay, I have to equip things Jack: Ok, I se- Ah HA! Health beverage! Jack: I want a health beverage! Mark: The fuck is this shit? Jack: You have to get into the game... ...and then press 'M' to confirm your load out? What the fuck is this? Bob: Yeah, it's in Alpha, okay? Just calm down, clear your... ...Boot-jets™ (?) Bob: Who- who's on what team? Jack: I'm on pirates! :3 Jack: I'm on pirates! :3
Mark: I'm on a pirate ship Mark: I'm on a pirate ship Mark: It's really loud here... Wade: I can't join the pirates... Jack: Hey it's Bum-Bum :D Jack: Hey!
Mark: Heeey! Mark: He- Uh oh...
Bob: Wade, let's join the British! Bob: Wade, let's join the British! Bob: Wade, let's join the British, let's do it! Wade: I just got into the Pirates... Wade: I just got into the Pirates...
Mark: I'm gon' shoot 'em! Mark: With ma' gun! Bob (dead): GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Mark: With ma' gun! Bob (dead): GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! Jack: AH JESUS CHRIST!
Mark: I- Woahohohohoho! Mark: I- Woahohohohoho! Wade: Are we all doing the U.S.S. Harbinger? Mark: Hang on, wait, I'm gonna get a good shot on 'em! Jack: Hey! I got someone! Jack: Ahahaha! Jack: Ahahaha!
Mark: Aaaaannnnd... Mark: Aaaaannnnd... Mark: Boom! Mark: Hehehehehe Mark: I did it Bob (dead): Oh sweet Jesus! Bob (dead): Someone just killed me! Mark: I hit Turd Furgeson, guys! *Jack chuckling*
Bob: Turd Furgeson killed me! Bob: Turd Furgeson killed me! Mark: Yeah! Wade: Sure, that's a good loud out... Jack: I'M ON FIRE!
Wade: Sure, that's a good loud out... *Mark expressing true concern for his friend* Jack (dead): How did that even happen!?
*Mark expressing true concern for his friend* *Mark expressing true concern for his friend* Jack: I NEED A HEALTH BEVERAGE! Jack: I NEED A HEALTH BEVERAGE!
Mark: Oh... Mark: I'M ON FIRE! Mark: I thought I was putting out the fire! Wade: We're playing BLACKWAKE!
Mark: I thought I was putting out the fire! Wade: We're playing BLACKWAKE!
Mark: But then things went bad... Wade: ...And I'm locked into a dead end *Mark enjoying his own cremation*
Bob: We're fucking pirates and stuff! *Mark enjoying his own cremation* Jack (dead): I'm dead Wade: Oh, Bob, are you a pirate now? Mark: I'm trying to-
Wade: OKAY that's a dead end, too! Mark (dead): WELP
Wade: OKAY that's a dead end, too! Wade: OKAY that's a dead end, too! Mark (dead): I think they're on the ship... *Mark LAUGHS in the face of danger* Jack: Yeah! Mark: I think we've been "barded" B: Oh my god Jack: We've been "barded"
Bob: Are we on fire? Bob: Oh god our sails are on fire Wade: Our captain was killed?!
Bob: Oh, fucks sake Mark: That's not good J: Ya I just saw him die Wade (dead): Aw, I'm dead too Jack: Agh, agh J: I'm killing Dunk Mark:I'm on fire again guys... *Laughs at Mark's pain and suffering* Wade: Mark *giggles*
Bob: Oh for fuck's sake! *Mark's character screaming in agony* Mark:Get shot b-ahh--I'm in the water now Bob:The fuck is the-fuckin hole at?
*Mark's character screaming once again* Wade: How do I know who are pirates and who are...enemies? Jack:The shirts! Shirts versus skins!
Bob:So the British people... Bob:The British people wear white and blue shirts and stuff and pirates wear like-- Bob: no shirts or like, pirate shirts Jack:Dirty shirts
Mark:Okay that--that's...really explains it Mark:Hello Wade:--to your friend CC-22243! Mark:Noo! Not today!
Jack:What the fuck! He put me on fire! Mark:Ho...I was sho--you were shot in the head *laughs*
Bob: if the boat is on fire you gotta put the boat out Bob:Where's the Goddamn pumps?! Mark:*giggles* Jack:I don't know but I'm drinking my health potion, shut up! *Wade laughs* Jack:I'm dead! *Mark laughs as his character burns* Wade:Get away from me you flaming man! Jack:Bob, what did you get us into? Mark:Oh boy
Bob:It's pirates! Just do pirate shit Jack:Yeah I'm trying but there's a-
Mark:I don't-- Jack:Boat fucking--(IDK?!)
Wade:Gotta load a cannon, how do I load a cannon?? Mark:Who the hell is a good guy? Who the hell is a bad guy?
Wade:That's not what I wanted to do! Jack:Kill the white k--
Mark:That's gotta be a bad guy Jack:Yeah kill the skinny(?) guys
Mark: I'mma shoot him Wade:I've been shot in the arse! Jack:Nice!
Mark:Alright, well, he's dead Bob *laughs* Bob *laughs*:Wade's dead now Jack:Can we jump on their ship? Mark:Yeah we can jump on their ship! Wade:Bob is still like twice as loud as Jack Wade:who is twice as loud as Mark Mark:Hah? Jack:You know what? That sounds like a you problem! Mark:Yeah Wade:Oh! Mark:Ow! I was shot... Mark:By Dunk Jack:Did you get killed by Turd Furgeson? Jack:Because that's the best guy you could get killed by
Mark: No, Dunk got me Wade:Your team! Mark:We're on different teams *giggles* Wade Wade:You guys went to the British?! Mark:No, we're on pirates! Wade:I'm on pirates, too! Mark:Turd Furgeson is--
Wade:Turd Furgeson is wearing a gray shirt! Mark:No, Turd Furgeson is on Mark:The...uhhh...British side Wade:Huh, that explains why I died near him, I guess Bob:We're sinking because we're not pumping!
Wade: How long does it take to load a gun?! Mark:A long time (patiently waiting for his gun to finally load) Bob:There's a lot of steps, it's pirate o'clock! Bob:Oh fuck's sake!
*Mark giggles*
Wade:I killed someone! I killed someone! Jack:Someone turn around with a box! Wade:I killed acamparo(?)((Some other player?)) Mark:Acamparo? ((see, I'm not the only one!)) Bob:Uhh...I-I think that's, I think that's a dude ((Thanks Bob :3 )) Jack:Wait Bob, you're shouting out orders, you're not even on our team Bob:Yeah Bob:I'm trying to help you Jack:Yeah so stop yelling shit!
Wade: Wait, Bob's on the other team?! Jack:Yeah, so stop yelling shit at us!
Mark:Owwwww....Jesus!
Bob:OOHH, I fucking blew you up Mark! Mark:I was just watching kindly from the background
Bob *laughs*:He's just standing in the doorway! Mark:I was just watching! I was having a good time! *Bob laughs*
Mark:You blew me up! Wade:The boat's sinking
Jack:The boat's gone Mark:Oh...we win! Bob:Oh hey, we're outta here bitches! *Mark laughs* Jack:What happened? Where are everything? Mark:I dunno Bob:We're leaving, that's "where are everything"
Wade:What is this random music? Mark:Yeah, there's a corpse just floating on our mast there? Bob:It's fine
Mark:I might be seeing things, too much grog Mark:Well this guy's dead
Wade:I'm driving apparently Mark *laughs*:That's MY body! Oh okay...alright then Bob:Are you the captain, Wade? Wade:No Bob:Oh Jack:How do I--there's this..like Jack:Damage signs up there Jack:Oh you climb up those
Bob:Oh, you have to climb up the outside of the--uhh Bob:The..the riggings Jack:Ohhh
Mark:Oh, just like REAL PIRATES! Wade:I know, but I'm not the captain!
Jack:I feel like a--- Mark:Alright--
Wade:How do I talk in this game, how do I talk in-game? Bob:Like the same as all the other ones probably?
Mark:F, I think. F.
Jack:I dunno, I turned it off cause I-- Bob:Oh no! Boat! Boat, come back! Bob:Oh for fuck's sake
Wade:I didn't get to be captain because it will not let me captain Mark:Yeah, someone's captain
Bob:Man overboard, you asshats! Mark:Alright so this crow's nest is kinda bullshit, I can't see shit *Bob and Wade laugh at Mark's struggle* Mark:There's kind of a sail in my way Bob:"Thar she blows," maybe?
Mark: Welp, I'm dead now
Wade:What is that?! *Wade dying of laughter* Wade *laughing*:Mark's dead body just fell right in front of me! Mark:Don't mind me guys, I'm just trying to live a life here, just trying to live Jack:Poosh!
Mark:Oooooh, I want a Nockgun, holy shit! *Mark laughs*
Wade:We're south of the bringer Jack:What are you doing?
Mark:Oh man Mark:I'mma get-oh Fuck, do you see the other guns in here? Mark:The Duckfoot? The Matchlock Revolver? Holy crap
Jack:Yeah, they're awesome! the Nockgun? Mark:Oh my god! I'mma Duckfoot the shit out of you guys!
Bob:Oh god, yeah the Nockgun is ridiculous Jack:Oh the duckfoot is awesome! Wade:Uh, how do you fire the front cannons? Mark:I'm ramming this cannon, guys. Wade:Is this even hitting me?
Bob and Jack:Where are you? Jack:I hit, I hit the sail! Bob:The fuck are you guys? I don't understand--
*Jack repeating whatever his character just shouted* Bob:I don't understand what's happen--oh hey!
Mark:Where are they?
Jack:Hey! I'm in my two! ((IDK??)) Mark:Alright
Bob:Wa-Pew!
Wade: *laughs* Mark:Where are they?
Jack:How do we change-- Jack:How do we change ammo? Bob:Oh they're behind! Bob:Rear guns! Mark:Ooooooohh
Bob:You guys are so fucked right now Mark:Hehehe, are you guys?
Jack:How do we change ammo?? Wade:Oh, you think we are?
Jack:--thingies?
Mark:You think we are? Bob:I think you are and you are... Wade:How is that a sail hit?!
Jack:Oh! Jack:I'm hitting your sails, bitch!
Bob: The swivel-- Bob:The swivel guns are designed to hit the sails Mark:Oh, HEY! Goddammit, get off my gun, this is my gun!
Jack:So I can't change the ammo? Bob:No, you can change the ammo in the main guns in the ship part
Mark *singing*:LINING UP THE SHOOOOOO-- Mark *still singing*: OOOOOOOOT!!!
Wade:I can't even see them anymore now I'm angry!
Bob:Pew! Bob:Oh we damaged the enemy ship! Good boys! Good BOY! Mark *mocking Bob*: Good boys! Jack:Oh, I wish I hit you, fuck! Wade:We need to patch something up, how do we patch? Jack:Did you kill them? Bob:Mark, Mark shoot me! *Mark laughs*
Jack:Nice! Mark:I'm gonna be okay...
Wade:I'll eyeball--this is not a gun! Wade:How do I get a gun?
Mark:Woah! Bob:Oh! I killed one of your bitch friends! Mark:That guy got DESTROYED!
Jack:Hey! Leave our friends alone! *Bob laughs* Mark:I just saw a shower of blood! That was nuts! Mark:We're getting this nose, this nose is good! Mark:This nose is ours.
Jack:I know
Bob:I wish we-- Bob:were on the same team, that'd be super fun ((aww, poor Bob :'( ))
Jack:Dude, hammer my mast! Mark:Oh, I'mma mast your hammer! Mark:Oh fuck yeah *Jack repeats whatever his character just said with a strong Irish accent* Mark:We seem to be taking on water
Wade:Is this another enemy ship? Wade:Oh, it's a friendly ship!
Jack:Yeah! Wade:Oh! We're ramming a friend! Bob:Oh, are you guys both pirates? Oh neat! Jack:Um, we are sinking...VERY fast! Jack:Oh God!
Wade:Oh hey Jack:Dude!
Wade:Guys, I think we're underwater *Bob laughs maniacally*
Wade:Oh no! *Bob continues his evil laugh*
*Wade groaning*
Jack:How do we--I don't know how to pump! *Mark giggles*
*Bob STILL laughing*
*Wade shrieks* Mark:Oh that is uh--okay, holes are-- Bob:I have a present for you! Bob:My character just said "I have a present for you!"
Mark:Holes are fixed! Mark:Holes are fixed
Bob:In a hilarious manner Mark:Alright
Jack:How do we-how do we pump? Mark:Yeah, there's a pump in the middle!
Bob:There should be little levers around Bob:You have to go and pump on the pump levers Mark:Yeah, we gotta...
Wade:That's um, I thought the bottles were rum, that's not pumping Mark:Yeah, we gotta fix the holes first and THEN pump, and THEN we're good Bob:Boys, I need to go below decks!
Jack:I'm ra- Jack:I'm ramming this
Mark:Whose boys are you talking about?
Bob:Jack, you need to- Mark:Our boys are doing better than your boys!
Bob:Talking to my boys! Jack:Oh Jesus, oh Jesus!
Mark:Oh boy, oh boy, they're coming!
Bob:Don't tell me how boys are doing Mark:Hey Bob:Oh ship sinks ((I think??)) You guys are right there!
Mark:MY boys are the strongest boys Bob:Ah!
Mark:Ow! My face! Bob:This is bad! Horrible things are happening! Mark:I saw that cannonball coming!
Jack:You could kill my doctor disappointment Jack:I-I wanna do like a sniper shot, I wanna do like a fucking nose-scope or something Jack:Fuck you guys up
Bob:You gotta get the musket out, bro Wade:Our ship's sinking again
Jack:Yeah, that's what I have Jack:I know how to pirate, okay? Jack:Our stuff is all ready to go, but we're not lined up Mark:Wade, there's something else behind us, what is this? Mark:BOINK Jack:THE PIRATES WIN!
*Mark cheers*
Wade:YEAH!
Bob:The pirates win?! Wade:We earned this! Mark:We did it guys! Jack:We knew EXACTLY what we were doing! Jack:Turd Furgeson! Mark:Best gunner!
Jack:My man! Jack:Hey, look at us! Wade:I was ranked #121 Jack:I was 109 and 26
Mark:Ah Jack:I was 109 and 26 Mark:I was 122 Bob:Pirates! Join pirates! Try and join pirates! Mark:K, trying to join pirates
Jack:I did! Jack:OH, MOTHERFUCKERSHIP! Bob:Oh, we gotta join motherfuckership! Mark:Motherfucker
Wade:Alright Jack:Yeah!
Mark:Oh hell yeah! Bob:You gotta join the motherfucker ship Bob:You gotta join the motherfucker ship
Jack:Fuck yeah Mark:We're all in! Jack:We're all in Wade:YEAH!
Bob:Yay! Mark:Oh hell yeah! Jack:Bob, I need to turn you down a bit Mark:I don't wanna be captain, somebody else be captain Mark:I ain't about that
Bob:No, don't nominate yourself to be captain Bob:"I'm-a-motofoko"((IDK?)) wants to be captain Bob:Go figure Jack *laughs*: "Im-a-motofoko" Bob:Alright, load all the cannons, motherfuckers Bob:of the Motherfuckership Jack:Ahhh, now we know what to do Bob:Of the great ship, Motherfucker Mark:Oh, fuck me ass! Mark:Oh, da goochy bury mah cockener! Mark:Ohoho, fuck me in the ass
Bob:Oh my god, it's so fucking dark Bob:Oh my god, it's so fucking dark, I can't even see what's happening Bob:I hope this is not the entire round! Mark *gritted teeth*:Oh the Motherfuckers gonna fuck ya! Mark *gritted teeth*:Oh the Motherfuckers gonna fuck ya!
Bob:Oh yes Bob:Just gonna fuck your father Mark:I'mma fuck everybody! Bob:It's not an apply neighbor, okay? Jack:LOAD THE CANNONS MEN! Mark:These are small cannons!
Bob:Load the cannons you scurvy dogs! Bob:Load the cannons you scurvy dogs! Mark *chuckles*:These are small cannons Jack:Load the cannons you cunts! Mark:Why are we a tiny ship? Mark:Why are we a tiny ship?
Wade:Wow! Bob:Wow! Mark:Why didn't we get the big ship guys? Bob:Wow
Mark:I got a- Mark:I got a bad feeling about this Bob:Wow Jack:Oh guerrilla'd? ((I think??)) Jack:I love this so much Bob:Better for you to do--
Wade:OH DAIDEE, DAIDEE Wade:Wait, that's not pirate-ish Wade:DAIDEE, DAIDEE, DAIDEE
Jack:DAIDEE, DAIDEE, DAIDEE *Mark joins in* Mark *singing*: I once sailed the ocean Bob:Off the front left! Bob:People off the front left! Wade:I thought Bob was adding to the song!
Jack *laughing*:That's the part of the song
Mark:That's not how it goes xD Jack *singing*:Off the front left! Bob *singing*:And then I killed a hooker Bob:What are we singing? Mark:I'm ready!
Jack:I'm ready to fuck! Mark:AAAND FIRE!
Jack:Ready to fuck people with this cockfuck! Mark:Oh, there's a delay guys...
Bob:Oh yeah! I hit and damaged the enemy's ship! Bob:If they start boarding us, uh..get your guns and shit out Bob:and fight them Wade:Well, I'm reloading as fast as I can
Jack:Yeah, do it
Mark:Right Wade:Well, I'm reloading as fast as I can
Jack:I'm ready to Duckfoot!
Mark:Right Bob:Oh they're getting ready!
Jack:Oh, I had a clear shot, captain! Jack:Oh, I had a clear shot, captain!
Mark:Oh god! It's the U.S.S. Trump guys! Mark:We're boned!
Jack:Oh no! Jack:Oh no!
Bob:Oh we're so fucked! Mark:We're fucked guys
Jack:It's gonna be impenetrable! Wade:How did I miss it? It's gonna be huge! Bob:Actually, it's uhh..It's got tiny hands Bob:So it's easier to miss Bob:Trump jokes, okay? Trump jokes! #Nailed it Bob:#Tiny hands Jack:Where are we fucking facing? Where's the enemies? Wade:I don't know! Bob:Fire off the right side! Mark:Uhh, what side's the right side??
Jack:Oh fuckit, firing captain!! Mark:Uhh, what side's the right side??
Jack:OH WE HIT EM! Mark:I'll reload Bob:Mark, I wasn't using nautical terms, the right side is Bob:Mark, I wasn't using nautical terms, the right side is still just the right side Bob:Even though we're on a boat Bob *mocking Mark*:Which one's the right one? What does right mean?! Jack:Well sometimes you gotta-
Bob:Do any of you idiots fucking reload the cannons out here? Bob:What the hell are you doing? Mark:I'm trying!
Jack:WE FUCKING ARE! Jack:SHUT UP! Mark *sulking*:I'm trying Mark:Don't yell at me! *Mark sobbing*
Bob:PIRATE HARDER Mark:I really need--
Jack:PIRATE BETTER! Wade:I don't wanna ram it at all!! Mark:I NEED POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT RIGHT NOW Mark:I feel like this is a hostile work environment Jack:SHUT UP! Bob:Mark, you're a cute little snowflake and you can do it buddy Mark:Thank youuuuuu
Bob: So good job, okay? Mark:I feel better now Bob:Load that shit Bob:Alright, right side Bob:Oh no, left side coming up! Bob:Oh no, left side coming up!
Mark:Uh-Oh Bob:Well we're gonna fucking ram these guys Bob:Oh no, right side coming up
Mark:Alright, apparently-- Mark:They're sinking good! Mark:Here we go!
Bob:Full broadside, boys! Mark:AAAAAAND Mark:Firing! Mark:Ooooooooh Mark:Shaboosky!
Bob:Fire! Mark:I hit 'em! Jack:Haha!
Bob:I hit them! Bob:I hit them!
Mark:Getting powder in there Jack:How did they fucking miss point-blank?? Bob:Yeah, how did I not get a hit for that? Bob:I don't understand Mark:Yeah, I thought I got a hit for that! Wade:I don't know Mark:OW! My face got pushed in Mark:OW! My face got pushed in
Bob:Oh god! Wade:One hole!
Bob:We need re-supplies! Bob:We need re-supplies! Mark:Hang on, I'm trying Jack:I'm busy lighting shit and fucking firing cannons Bob:How am I not-- Mark:Where's the hole? Jack:I don't get that Jack:I'm not getting hits Mark:Ow
Wade:I dunno where the hole is Mark:Apparently I bled to death
Jack:Their ship is fucking sinking faster than your mother! Jack:Their ship is fucking sinking faster than your mother! Mark:My wha-??
Wade:My mother's sinking? Mark:Why is my mom sinking? MOM! Jack:She's going down on my dick! Mark:What?? Bob:Woah Jack:I'm sorry lads Jack:The sea, it gets to me Jack:She speaks to me and tells me what to say Mark:Guys, I'm on their ship, I got a broken bottle, I'm ready for action Bob:Fucking get them! Mark:I don't think anybody's alive on this ship! Jack: The HMS Cancer!
Bob:Yay! We destroyed them! Mark:Guys, I'm trapped on this ship! Mark:I died, okay... M:Alright...
Bob:Mark! Wade:YOU WERE ON THE ENEMY'S SHIP? Mark:I was on that ship as it went down guys! Bob:Byeee Bob:Keep pumping Jack
Jack:FIX THE FUCKING HOLES! Wade:Why were you on the wrong ship??
Jack:Jesus Christ! Bob:It's a tiny boat, we're fine! Mark:I was trying to fi-- Mark:WHERE'S THE HOLE?! Jack:As crazy as this is, it's actually really fun Mark:Yeah no, this is awesome!
Bob:Yeah, I know right? Bob:It's like we're actually pirates! Mark:Arrgh Yarrr! Mark:Is that an enemy over there? Bob:Ranging from anywhere from 40-50 frames per second!
Jack:Did we hit them? Bob:Ranging from anywhere from 40-50 frames per second!
Jack:AYY I HIT THEM! Jack:We can hit them! Quick! Fire off the rightside! Bob:"Right side" right side? Jack:Yeah, we're fucking them up!
Wade:Need some powder! Mark:Alright, whooo hey *Wade Screams* Wade:BOOPER DOOPER YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THE CANNONS!! Jack:YOU'RE SLOW AS FUCK!
Mark:Alright, I'm gonna try to board them! Bob:We're immobilized! We gotta fix the nose! Bob:We're immobilized! We gotta fix the nose!
Mark:Woah! I hit somebody! Bob:The nose is fucked! Jack:You fucked that dude up!! Mark:Apparently, take my Duckfoot--oh boy!
Bob:Guys! Bob:Guys, help me fix the nose! Wade:I got hit with a cannon! Mark:I'm going over there--ow! Mark:I'm going over!! Jack:Did you duckfoo--! *laughs* Mark:I'm over there! Jack:Dude, get back here! Mark:No! I'm gonna kill em! Mark:Don't worry guys, I got this
Jack:Really? It doesn't look like you're killing them Jack:Really? It doesn't look like you're killing them
Wade:I really love pain... Wade:OOAGHH Bob:Wade you really gotta kill those guys Bob:You really gotta get those Mark:Have a grenade, sir! Mark:You want a grenade? Here you go, right by your feet Jack:Don't hit me..YES!! Bob:I just solo'd ((something)) you're all welcome
Wade:What are you doing?? Bob:Mark, are you sinking with the enemy's ship again? Mark:Yeah, I died over there Jack:Did you just say you s-- Bob:Does anyone else fix shit on this boat? Mark:I got-I'm getting to--Bob, we're on it!!
Wade:We're trying, I died!! *Jack chuckles* Mark:We got--I went over there and I threw a grenade at the captain's feet and then the ship went down *Laughs at Mark's failure* Jack:Nice Bob:I mean, that sounds like a solid effort, buddy. You know what? Mark:Thanks Bob:I like your thinking Mark:It would've *giggle* blown up if you hadn't have sunk it Bob:That's the real stretch you got there Mark:Whooo, nice maneuvering! Jack:Sick
Wade:Is anyone reloading this one?
Bob: Yeah Bob:This guy's got some maneuvers Jack:Yeah, I got-- Mark:Two motherfuckers coming round the bend! Jack:Get ready to motherfuck! Mark:Oooh, my motherfucker's already at maximum! Bob:Are they behind us? Bob:We're going to save the HMS Swaaaaaaag Wade:Our captain's been telling us stuff this entire time, I've not heard a thing he's said Mark:The swag is fighting somebody! Bob:There's a British ship directly in front of us sinking slowly Mark: Nevermind! Jack:Well it's gone now! Mark:Guys, I'm going for it! Mark:Guys, I've got this! Wade and Jack:MARK!!! *Laughing at Mark's stupidity Mark:NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! Bob:See ya Jack:Wait, wait. I'll give you a nice send-off! Mark:Shoot me!
Bob:I'll throw you a rope, see ya! Mark:Kill me! Jack:Oh, there's an enemy in the water as well. There's two enemies in the water! Mark:I'll get them, don't worry *Bob and Jack cheering on Mark*
Mark:Don't worry, I'll get em Jack:We just flew past him Wade:Swim at em! Mark:I'mma fuck them up
Jack:Keep going forward Mark:Guys, I see one Mark:He's gonna be fucked up Mark:Nevermind, he died Bob:Wait, where's Mark? Is Mark off the left side of the ship? Mark:Nope, I'm dead... Jack:He's WAY behind us now Mark *Giggles*:I'm dead now Bob:On the right side coming around this island Bob:there should be some more guys to shoots-at Mark:Alright
Wade:Oh yarrr Wade:Me booty there be *Mark grunts approvingly* Bob:Oh good pirate talk Wade, you're really getting me hard Mark:I'mma snipe them
Bob:We's got some guys's Wade:WOAH! Jack:HEY! I FUCKING HIT THEM! Mark:You did?
Bob:My god, you're a wizard! Mark:Damn! (Oh ye have little faith in Jack!!) Jack:I got sail damage! I don't even know what I'm firing at! Bob:But you got sail damage so fuck those guys!
Mark:I think you're firing at their sails Mark:--by that logic *Wade laughs*
Jack (sarcastic):Well YEAH! *Everyone laughs* Mark:Ahh, we have fun here on the pirate seas
Jack:Teehee Mark:Ahh, we have fun here on the pirate seas
Jack:"Lawl XD" Bob:Bad guys! Mark:I'm on the roost!
Jack:Sail hit! Jack:Sail hit. Okay, I'm ready to FUCK! Bob:I'm about to fuck them up so hard right now Mark:Where are the mothers?? Wade:Screw them hard! Jack:Here they come!
Bob:Here we go baby Bob:Here we go baby! Mark:They're ramming! Bob:Oh direct hit!
Mark:Aand I'm gonna try-- Mark:WOAH!
Jack:Oh yes!! Mark:My god! Bob:If they ram us, get ready for boarding and fighting Mark:Guys, I'm dead again *giggles* Jack:Fuck's sake Mark! Mark (timid):I fell Jack:Yeah, that's British over there. Fuck em up! Bob:They're starting to move now. Lead em! Jack:OHH JESUS CHRIST!
Mark:Oooohh nice! Wade:Should I---Ow! Mark:Oh no, you died. Sorry, not as nice Bob:Yay! I got the guy that killed you! Bob:I avenged you, my friend! Jack:THANK YOU BOB! Jack (tearing up):Love you! Wade:I think I'm bleedi--OWW Bob:Oh my god Wade, you just like vomited blood!! *Bob and Mark laugh at Wade's misfortune* Bob:It was literally like a hose and your guy was like Bob:"Uhhhhhhhh" Bob:And then fell over Mark:I'm hitting their sails as much as I can Jack:I'm dead
Bob:Oh we've got more holes! Bob:Fix the holes motherfuckers!
Mark:Okay, fixing holes, alright Wade:I'm dead again!! Mark:You know, name-calling gets nobody nowhere! Mark:You know what I'm saying? Bob:Fix the holes, friends that I love! Mark:There we go! Now I wanna fix! Bob:Fix the holes, people I respect as equals
Mark:There we go, that's better! Jack:I'M PUMPING! Mark:That's nice, guys Bob:Good job, good pumping buddy! Mark:I feel like we're together anyways
Jack:I'm pumping the motherfucker! Mark:I got the hole you guys! Bob:Pump it so good Jack:We're still taking on water, lads! Bob:It just takes a minute, you're doing it! Mark:You know, if you enunciate, I might be able to understand what you're trying to talk about Jack *garbles*:We're taking on water, lads!
Wade:Which side cannons, now? Mark:That's a little better, I think Jack:That's a bit too far away to be firing that Mark:Mmmmm! Jack:I know but they're perfect within SAIL DAMAGE RANGE! Mark:They're perfect for boarding you mean! Jack and Wade:Uh-oh!! Bob:Oh god! Oh! Mark:I'M BOARDING THEM! Mark:Oh...no I'm not. Apparently I'm not Mark:Woah Wade:I think I just shot Mark in the back of the head Mark:No you didn't! I'm good guys! Mark:Guys, don't worry about it
Bob:Use the swivel guns, too!
Jack:I got one! Bob:Use the swivel guns, too
Jack:I got one Jack:K, load the fucking-- Jack:Oh you stupid Duckfoot and its four fucking barrels!
Mark:Oh fuck! Mark:AAHH Mark:I'm trying to repair their head!
Wade:RELOADING AS FAST AS I CAN Wade:RELOADING AS FAST AS I CAN
Bob:OH MY GOD MY GUN! Bob:My gun takes like three minutes to reload, fuck's sake! Jack:Yeah, Jesus Christ! Mark:I'm going "mano-y-mano" on this!
Bob:God fucking reload your shit already! Mark:Ow Mark:Hey, I killed him!
Jack:No one's immobilized! *Wade shouts in frustration* *Mark imitates Wade* Jack:Yes!
Mark:Yay! Bob:Oh! They fucking died, fucking bitches! *Mark giggles* Jack:I'm here! Mark:WOAH Wade:OH COME ON!!
Mark:Holy shit dude! Jack:There's a guy in the water, Bob! Jack:There's a guy in the water, Bob!
Mark:We're getting boarded! Mark:We're getting boarded!! Jack:I'm dead! Jack:Lads!
Bob:He's dead everybody! Jack:Get them BUM-BUM! Bob:I avenged you--oh shit! Mark:I'm getting him
Bob:Oh god! Mark (dead):I was shot in the head guys! Jack:Oh! Oh! Mark:I like how that just goes black Bob:Oh my god! They boarded us so hard! Mark:Get a taste of my-- Mark:Aww, oh no...
Jack:OH NO! WE GOT DESTROYED! Bob:Aw man!
Wade:NO! Mark:Oh yeah? Mark:Well get some of this!
Jack:I'm in the water! Jack:I'm in the water! Mark:I'm on fire on their ship!
Jack:I'm on board Mark:I'm on their ship! Jack:I boarded their ship! Mark:Aaahhh...I'mma blow you fuckers up with my grenade! Bob:Wait, am I the only one on OUR ship right now? Bob:Wait, am I the only one on OUR ship right now?
Jack:Do it, do it! You're on fire, Mark! Bob:Wait, am I the only one on OUR ship right now?
Jack:Do it, do it! You're on fire, Mark!
Mark:I'm dead *giggles* *Mark giggles* Bob:Oh hello, okay friend Jack:Yeah! We got them! *Mark and Jack laugh* Jack:Fuck them up! *Dancy fun music* (Thank you guys so much for watching this! And as always, I will SEE YOU, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!) *Yes, we expect you to dance to this* *Now watch more Markiplier videos* *Do it* *I dare you*
Anyone else notice jacks getting a bit moody ?
His face is full of concentration and he has a short temper, it seems to have changed from cute and funny, to stressed out and mean.