Doctors React To Medical Stand Up Comedy

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Amazing video Dr mike and have a very nice day!!

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I was watching that, so love it funny video vibes comedy

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I’m so laugh this watching video forget my feeling mood brf when I saw this collabs of daddy doc mike . I love it watching thank doc kisses for u muahhh. Love you always. Stay safe and ur clng uncle

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It was so funny πŸ˜†

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- No matter what kind of doctor I go to, at my age I end up on my back with my feet in the air. (audience laughing) and I thought that was excessive at the optometrist. (all laughing) - I have next to me, Dr. Luis Espina, who is a board-certified family medicine physician who I actually train with as my senior in residency. In addition to being a great physician and engineer, he's also a part-time standup comic. - No. - So today we're gonna actually watch professionals deliver medical jokes. Are you excited? - I am very excited. - You don't look excited? - I am exci... - Scream. - Woo! - You must wait in the waiting room, there's no chance of not waiting, that's the name of the room. Then they call you, you get very excited when they call you 'cause you think now you're gonna see the doctor, but you're not, now you're going into the next smaller waiting room. But I hate the extra wait, so I start, maybe I'll start screwing around with some of his stuff, you know. Maybe I'll turn that thing up a little bit, whatever the hell that does. Take all the tongue depressors out, lick them all, put them all back. - Ooh, that joke does not age well with COVID. - No, that was naughty, naughty there. - When was the last time we used the tongue depressor? - Today. - No way? - Yes. - You use them regularly? - Yes. - Just once I'd like to say to the doctor, "You know what, I'm not ready for you yet. Why don't you go back in your little office, I'll be in in a minute, and get your pants off. (all laughing) Then we'll see what's what. - Yeah, that's not gonna go well. - Why does the doctor need that little office for anyway? You know his books, little stupid aquarium there. I guess he doesn't want people to see him looking stuff up, what the hell was that? - That happens all the time. - You got that bro. - But that's all, that's good. - Yeah, and YouTube is a good thing. - How many times do I go to the clinical dermatology book in a day? - Oh my God yeah, absolutely. And the truth of the matter is what would you rather? I wing it, or I confirm it. - Exactly. - So they sent me to my regular doctor for a follow-up and I was nervous going, cause my cholesterol, I knew it was gonna be high, 'cause last year it was high and I hadn't done anything different. - I love patients that are like "My cholesterol didn't go down?" I'm like, "Well, have you changed anything?" They're like, "No." - And the funniest is when, you know, the STD results come back and they act shocked. And then you talk to the Health Department and they've known since 2008 that something's been there, but they act shocked. - Doctors are good people, that's why they avoid the word pain, it's a buzzword, they won't hit it a lot, they don't wanna scare anybody. Doctors will tell you all about pressure. They'll tell you all about the pressure you're gonna experience. - Sticking a burn. - If a doctor tells you're about to feel some pressure, buckle up. (all laughing) - That's how I feel about the dentist. - The dentist always says "You're gonna feel some pressure." I'm like, "No, I feel like gum is on fire." . Yeah, no, I tell them it's gonna hurt. Like if I'm gonna give them a tetanus injection for example, I tell them straight out "This one's gonna hurt." I'll oversell it and under-deliver. - Hey, I feel sorry for the doctors because they have to give us our diagnosis in fruit. - In fruit? - You go to the doctor and they say, "You have a tumor." "Oh, okay, how big is it doc?" (audience laughing) - You do that? - Oh, hell yes. - Grapefruit? - Well, you're in deep trouble when we're in grapefruit land. - They the doctor get sick of looking at your stupid face, he goes "You have a grapefruit." "Oh!" (all laughing) - See, I knew it, I knew it, I called it. - I went to the doctor, he said, "You're going through the change of life." Change of life. Girls, remember when you went through puberty, they told you you were becoming a woman. You go through the change of life, they don't tell you what you're becoming. (audience laughing) I'm becoming my father. - Oh my God. - Tumors are often compared to fruit, a pear, a lemon, a grapefruit. Interesting fact, worse tumor, grapefruit, worst fruit, grapefruit. It's kind of unfortunate that there's another fruit that's much smaller named grape. 'Cause you know there's situations in doctor's offices, "We've found a tumor, it's the size of a grape." "Thank God." - Fruit. - "I didn't finish." - (laughs) Why does every doctor use fruit or food? - 'Cause we're trying to be relatable. - But pathologists use food all the time. - Oh my God! - They use food references more than us. - It was hard to go to lunch when I was on my pathology residence. - Yeah, it was like the pizza stain. I'm like, what is a pizza stain? - The strawberry sign. - I want you to know I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay? Can you deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. You know when I wash my hands, when I (beeps) on them. (audience laughing) That's the only time, that's the only. (man screaming) And you know how often that happens, tops, tops, two, three times a week, tops. If you kill all the germs around you and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And nevermind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid (beeps)? I'll tell you what you're gonna do, you're gonna get sick, you're gonna die and you're gonna deserve it 'cause you're (beeps) weak, and you got a (beeps) weak immune system. - How did he know COVID was coming? - He is Nostradamus. - Yeah. - He knew everything. I am glad he's not here for him. - It would give him a pain. - Oh my, this wouldn't even be funny to him. - The doctor looks at me, he says, "You're peeing 11 times a day, then you may have something wrong with your prostate. So what we need to do," some of you are ahead of me. I did not know what this was gonna feel like, and this was the actual sound I made. I went, "Ooh!" - What's the weirdest reaction you had from a patient in doing a prostate exam? - I've heard strange sounds. I had one guy almost break my finger off. - With his sphincter? - No, it was the clenching and the twisting that was problem. - The twisting, okay, I was gonna say, 'cause that's a strong sphincter. - Well, he was a strong man, so I... - Why didn't it just slide out? - Well, he clenched everything, I mean he clamped. - Here's my cool story. I'm about to do a pap smear, we're doing the exam, I talk to the patient, walk them through it. I take my speculum, which is a see-through speculum, it's not one of the metal ones. I get a little lubricant on the lower part, not the top side, it doesn't interfere with my pap smear and just when I'm about to insert it, I'm like, feel the speculum and its jagged edge on one side. - I always check that. - On one side. If I would have inserted, it would have just slit the skin right open. - Yeah. - I was diagnosed with bilateral breast cancer, and I ended up getting a double mastectomy. (whistles) And before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat chested. And I made so many jokes over the years about how small my chest was that I started to think that maybe my boobs overheard me. (audience laughing) And were just like, "You know what, we're sick of this, let's kill her." - This is called owning your own experience. - Yeah. - Something terrible happens to you, and you found your unique way of coping with it and it's a positive outlet and I'm jealous, 'cause I wanna be better at that. On that bright note, check out this Grey's Anatomy review I did with Dr. Espina, and what's your favorite video? You could point to the other side. - No dancing videos. - No dan, oh, the last TikTok video has him dancing in it, click that. As always, stay happy, act healthy. (upbeat music)
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Channel: Doctor Mike
Views: 1,282,572
Rating: 4.98033 out of 5
Keywords: doctor mike, dr mike, mikhail varshavski, medical tv show, mike varshavski, doctor mike reacts to, dr reacts, instagram doctor, doctor reacts, stand up comedy medical, medical stand up, medicine stand up comedy, medical comedy, medical jokes, medical humor, nursing jokes, nursing humor, doctor humor, doctor stand up, john mulaney, john mulaney doctor
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Length: 7min 47sec (467 seconds)
Published: Sun Apr 25 2021
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