Real Life You Are NOT The Father Stories (r/AskReddit)

I'll slash ask ribbit to any redditor whose wife / significant other had a baby that clearly wasn't yours what's your story I'm the result of this family totally [ __ ] up had a brother who passed of an illness when he was seven and I was ten no I'm sorry please I honestly barely remember him he was always sickly and we never really had a normal sibling relationship I feel like I functionally grew up an only child both parents white moth sandy blond hair pale skin bluish eyes dad dark curly hair medium skin tone brown eyes broan looked like that and I look like more so my parents divorced when I'm 12 they had one of those informal let's just see if we can work things out talks to see if they needed an actual hearing for whatever reason I was there I thought it was awesome at the time and felt so mature but to TF let a 12 years old in on this so they are trying to hash out child support mom looks at dad and says I just want you out of my life now I don't need to or want anything from you she isn't yours needle off the record Q paternity test turns out she was right I wasn't his he called her a [ __ ] and me a bastard and that was that I had no doubt anymore not that he was much of a 1 in the first place so who's my father I have one strong suspicion she had a male friend who would come over and draw with me and play ball with me and stuff like that he was Italian so dark hair and olive skin which I most definitely am NOT but his youngest son is blunt and light I'd like me I looked him up last year and was gonna say something like look whatever happened I don't care I just want my medical history turned out he died two years ago I thought about contacting one of his sons but that seems like bad form his adult kids don't need to be mixed up in her possible product of his dad's affair so this is a little different but a friend of mine came out black both parents were white as you can imagine it was more than a little concerning for dad he accused mom of cheating and it turned into a big fight when she insisted she had not paternity test ensued showing that he was the father upon further investigation they found out that she had a black great-grandfather or something and it waited a generation or two to be expressed so kind of the opposite of your question but related awkward I'm now in my 50s back in my twenties I was really desperate and dated a woman who was about 12 years older about nine months into our relationship I go away to another state for a weekend trip come back and found out that she had given birth to a child I was perplexed because she didn't seem pregnant and no one around us knew she was pregnant she even said that she didn't know that she was pregnant I'm black the woman was white and the kid was powder white but I do have white at my family I didn't believe the kid was mine because one I would have had to impregnate her in the first month possible but I don't remember ejaculating - she looks nothing like me and three she's 2 like to have my genes my mom convinces me that this has to be my kid because the woman says it is and that I have mixed backgrounds I want to believe it because not believing it means some other guy is the dad but my rational side says there is no way she's mine so we move in and eventually get married the relationship doesn't last and we separate I decide that I have to find out the truth even though I know it I get some money together and get a DNA test sure enough I'm 99% excluded I show the results to the mother and she says I'm wrong in the test is wrong and that I just don't want to be a dad I tell her that I do but I'm done paying child support however I give her the option to pay for another DNA test or go through the courts she declined I have a friend from Sudan hooked up with a white girl at a college party just a one-night stand until nine plus months later she tracked him down for a paternity test she was living with her white boyfriend and his parents they threw her a shower built a nursery were at the delivery and intrusive kumis fashion she didn't give any indication it wasn't his until her little fro popped out of her my Sudanese friend and his current wife had primary custody of the lovely 10 years old girl and one of their own birth mom continues to make poor choices was in a long-distance relationship with a girl in college after going two months without a period she took a pregnancy test which turned up positive after informing me I had to keep myself from panicking by hate kids and didn't work during college to avoid burning out while she refused an abortion she agreed to adopt out the baby when it was born a week goes by and I get a massive wall of text from her in Skype that basically boils down to I'm leaving you the kid is not yours as my ex and I had a ton of unprotected sex and the doctor confirmed that the date of conception isn't when you and I were together I'm not sure why you didn't realize this already but I'm sorry for everything it's a weird mix of feelings to both go yeah I'm not a dad and OMG the girl I intended on marrying is pregnant with her ex's kid edit it seems a few people are confused about the timescale we dated for about eight months her last period was around the six-month mark I had intended on marrying her but had yet to actually propose was planning to on our one-year anniversary I'm not sure why you didn't realize this already Jesus Christ I hate when people say [ __ ] like that it's just trying to make you feel bad for the [ __ ] they did themselves [ __ ] manipulative I wish I could have my husband answer I was a surrogate so he knew about the entire thing before I was even pregnant he had never seen a baby born before and said it was life-changing baby clearly was not ours not nearly as dramatic as other responses I'm sure I'm a surrogate x to one of our favorite things to do it to be out as a couple while I'm visibly pregnant so when people say congrats II can say it's not mine then I usually follow up with it's not mine either opposite of this my significant others ex-wife is black he is white when their son was born he was quite pale blonde and has green eyes obviously there was no cheating my significant others German genes are just strong as [ __ ] he told me the doctor made a comment to the effect of oh he's really white about the baby significant others xshot angry eyes doc muttered an apology his son turns five tomorrow still super white blond and green I'd only give away as his nose in the curls he's a gorgeous sweet little kid and I love him edit yes I'm aware my significant others genes aren't actually strong AF I'm aware of recessive genes genes don't battle each other to show up in offspring it's just sort of a running joke we have because it's easy to think of genetics is a battle royale especially when they show up in unexpected ways even though that's obviously not how it works but thank you for providing clarification to those more ignorant due to my poor choice of words it is appreciated sim silly many years ago I got a Subway sandwich and found the girl behind the counter was incredibly flirty with me later it was if she wanted to hurry up and do the thing we did I pulled out at a later date soon after she gave me a condom to use so I didn't have to pull out how ironic that had magically broke while I was in her days later she tells me she pregnant I stuck it out until when she was supposed to be three months pregnant but looked 5 to 6 months then surprisingly not she was having a premature delivery the kid that came out was completely done cooking full head of hair able to lift his head to look around with eyes wide open she still stuck to her story that it was mine we took a blood test and it wasn't mine that woman knew what she was doing [ __ ] tried to ruin my life not mine but work story 911 call for labor very upper-class neighborhood token sorority girl now 25 i husband is very excited wants to ride with her to hospital he sits in front policy to medics in back with tail board from the engine driving wife delivers on the way black baby medic asked in the most professional way they could if this was expected trying to judge what they were in for at the hospital with the husband wife burst into tears medic radios ahead to ER with code for PD assist they said he could feel the guy driving let off the gas when he heard it dad still super excited one guy was positioned to where he couldn't see to the back arrived at ER they try and hurry the husband to the entrance before mom and baby we are brought out didn't quite get dad inside he knows something is up and I'm sure worried about mom / baby he'll at some point he comes back toward the stretcher moving toward the ER in trance catches sight of the baby and absolutely loses his shirt they said he used all the regular insults and a few words that they're pretty sure he made up before PD got control of him he threw both his shoes at her said he could see either spit or tears spraying out from under the lights feel bad for the guy [Music] [Applause]

Channel: AskCentral

Views: 5,060

Rating: 4.9069767 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, askreddit, maury, jerry, juicy, paternity test, drama, kids, babies, parents, cheating, infedelity, aultry, crazy, unbelievable, interesting, stories, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, crush, love, like, periodt

Id: Fcjkap_o0YI

Length: 10min 11sec (611 seconds)

Published: Sat May 25 2019