Russell Peters | Unemployment Benefits

[Applause] oh man what's up punjabi guy how you doing i'm assuming you're punjabi otherwise you've got the wrong head gear on um for gujarati you look ridiculous [Music] [Applause] what's your name buddy sorry harleen harvin hello harvey good doji you're from bombay where delhi chandigarh oh good buddy the bend i think punjabi should be like the national language for swearing because it really is so it is am i right like it's it's the only language that you can get very detailed with your swearing the rest of the indian cuss words are nice you know mother child [Music] punjabis are like never mind your mother it goes straight to your sister with them you don't even need to have a sister and they'll still cuss your sister and that's not just your basic banjo you know that's fine fine that's the rest of india banjo right punjabi is like we see your banjo and raise you pandalora what for my white people let me explain um [Applause] so banjo is sister that's a pretty generic all india swear word punjabis will change it to bandalora which is your sister's so your sister has a penis that's basically what they're telling you basically your sister's more of a man than you are is what they're trying to tell you but then they take it a step further they were like like that okay now that's that's your sister's one testicle one one ball your sister who a second ago had a penis now doesn't even have a full set of balls she's just got one nut [Applause] it's so amazing look at you you're like i've said all of these things in my time i what do you do harvine what's your job you don't have a job and you you got front row seating what kind of unemployment are you on buddy you see him when you get out of here he's walks up to your car uncle chains chains made a panda [Applause] [Laughter] unemployed guy with the best seat in the house who'd you come with tonight by yourself yeah who bought you the ticket one of my friends so did you meet the guy beside you did you talk to him at all what's your name buddy what darshan darshan did you meet harvin it's him right there he looked around like where is he hey guy was just talking to a second ago right there [Applause] irene that's uh darshan he's blind apparently he just where where is his bastard [Applause] do you work darshan what do you do you own a t-shirt shop do you think you could get him a job i don't think he needs one to be honest with he's doing okay without one he's got her maze belt on it's probably fake but whatever it's still i think the h just stands for harveen is what it stands for [Applause] you want a t-shirt shop nice how much are t-shirts 600 that's expensive right i think mine are 600 here

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,041,422

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 05 2021