DO YOU DESERVE LOVE?! | Kitty Powers Matchmaker

hello all you lovely lovelies out there my name is markiplier and welcome to kitty powers matchmaker I'm here to give you the loving of your life with the love of your life whether you like it or not so you better love it or else now don't be fooled this game was highly requested and everyone that I asked about it said that it was absolutely Larry Lewis so we'll find out welcome kicky my name is Kitty powers and I'm your new boss thanks why do I have this job mission is to expand this sad little branch of my dating agency to its full potential why is it sad do this by finding love with many clients possible so do I have to give them my love or did I have to find the mother love okay marki oh man this is this is really diving into my personal preferences isn't it pink I like that why can't I have pink eyes oh okay I kind of looks like me except with a mullet blue eyes a close enough that's why I'm gonna get all I can edit okay good oh yeah I got the chiseled features of a god yeah the chiseled nose of a god chiseled lips of a god oh this is looking more like me every day can I have a mustache please please tell me how good of a mother what there's no mustache what is this [ __ ] who a drag cabaret show that sounds awesome when I was in Vegas I saw this combo magic burlesque and comedy show it was amazing how would I know I'm not the one looking for dates I'm the one looking for other people's love I guess ever your slave Wow well market balls is here to serve thank you for letting me service you goddammit milk blue room looking for a man really okay gray eyes and black hair big easy times well perfect your client I'm hot in pink in my little black book ah this once I'll show you the best one click on them to scrutinize their intimate particular who I'm gonna scrutinize all over them I'm pretty sure keep an eye on the restaurant you want to send them to to rest their days jamaican jamaican restaurants more difficult and don't take someone to the same place one hey oh wait no that's easy huh no I don't choose that one [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I'm a little bit nervous hey hey green goo be gab that guy out of mustache where was my mustache bunch a ball you made me it yeah pleased to meet you wow it's awkward already someone get the check brown eyes and wellness oh love this nice shade of black woohoo fifty shades of black is it green hair wow these guys are connecting on such a deep emotional level someone tell that one service summon cold with no meat you are the most boring date I've ever seen I'm a vegetarian but they said huh cold with no meat what kind of loser is why do I have to do this winter salad it gets busy she just so happens to be recently over the e yes you die he doesn't it why are you being so weird what do you have 200 hi how's it going that oh the love hand no I don't know if I want to pull the love hand I've I've been tricked into this situation before it never turns out well for me ha OH came right at me okay sure like my hairstyle what is that what is that inner ear yeah it looks great huh okay what are you thinking about ad Oh funny shaggy love it wow they're so mature lime lebra are star signs they're flipping perfect this is where they discover their long-lost brother and sister and the whole day goes down the drain wow they look well nice not talking about to the desired and gross gross I'm close ss Reza Knickerbocker glory skinny latte banana split I've forgotten it already tits oh you're telling me I thought it was that I was pretty sure I knew that they didn't have tell me that I knew that they're bunch of dick bags [ __ ] holes [ __ ] you that's really wonderful I'm gonna garb that over the gob all over that who's they it's one person who then why sure I'm getting used to pulling that love hand look but lemon blam you think about clear complete well what do you think about how pretty my skin is huh pretty great yeah I know it's amazing I know you're such a flatterer for compliments that I only fish for really hard you like me small do you like me small moustache I dreamed it really tiny it's actually my nose hairs poking out I love makes you look really hunky keep telling yourself that I'll call our waiter then we can go back to my place with the waiter look like again what what what huh all right whatever come on Amina hey peekaboo that's when I've forgotten what they'd look like been looking too longingly into your eyes and boobs oh is this Love's first kiss depending on how much your client likes their date you now have up to three options hello oh do you want to become married hmm NORs horse narf not horse what does that mean what kind of British stupid slang is that okay weird old foreign bonkers talk is that a load of bollocks southern call yamimash she's making an insult to whatever countries from and I'm assume it's England better not be anywhere else then I'm a racist I don't think these guys know how to kiss I did it good for me marker balls as one hi how's it going okay now that we're actually playing the game for ourselves we can see what sort of hell we can get ourselves into and hopefully out of or else we die in a burning fire pit for all eternity and never see our family or friends ever again great let's find some love hi who are you are you douche names jebediah you're into conspiracy theories and you're looking for a man all right cool we can do that hmm could you stop grunting in my ear I am interested in ornamental weapons cosplay and indie software development that's actually pretty cool I have a preference for brown hair and dark brown hair brown eyes brown brown a brown I like brown can you locate a suitable love match I don't know wait conspiracy theorists that's a job that's a job that's a Jo B job child oh I thought that's a child murder it's a child minder I still don't know what a child minder is also I don't know signs how would I know which one goes with which uh green eyes blonde hair it's kind of close I don't have any more men Oh all right okay all right okay whatever sure yell our listen make him love love you're gonna love love love love love with Jamaican hunt of food and stuff I am Jamaica oh [ __ ] I wasn't looking I was looking at the camera I'm an idiot greetings fellow human I would surmise you're Tyrone yeah you must be jebediah right most Creole god this guy's a douche hello okay bye then that's a little weird paint douche man chiptunes life captain youngji rational and logical is she love a child minder at the Momo what's the Momo what the heck is a Momo Oh moment at the moment okay fine it's all relative and [ __ ] you so you know so does apparently being a conspiracy theorist also plays the bill so I can't really complain or criticize I have a conspiracy theorist mmm prima ballerina couldn't you tell is that is that awesome is that somehow awesome to you I think we'd better bounce yeah on the bed yeah baby oh I find them relatively attractive God with me now right now at the risk of appearing desperate yes no I like him hmm yay what a crappy way to say that hashtag yeas all around NPI boo boo yeah I did it I'm an expert matchmaker I'm the best I did everything right my romantic ambitions are fulfilled I'm like totally living I'm alive my heart's beating I'm breathing my cells are respirating it's good I'm a bottom-feeder why am i a bottom-feeder you look normal I'm iris I'm a personal assistant I'm looking for a man all right your makeups a little [ __ ] up oh hey I'm sure we can find someone that doesn't appreciate looks you like microscopes spell books and making inventories Wow you're boring great I have a lot of people that like boring people as long as they're a human consider yourself to be romantic I consider you to be scary can you help find me my soul mate no you're hopeless lost forever to the whims of the world you know I recognize one of your friends I don't have any friends shut up like blond hair and blue eyes aren't you in luck she has neither of those learn to live life likes the Elder Gods oh we got to match him remember done date yes love forever and you're going to a goddamn Jamaican restaurant Oh Dirk King yeah someone's gonna be jerking later me on the love handle hope it goes well probably won't give up now are you Ian no I'm out of here your eyes are lovely children Shelly can see hey your your brown eyes oh my god it's so lovely for me to say Susie it's not just me right that guy looks weird I'll tug on the love handle see I told you I'd be doing this making inventories they're both really boring oh yeah oh oh I'm boring too thank you for noticing I like it Wow they like each other they like each other okay who the hell are you what the hell does that mean why does that happen if that happened to me in real life I'd be very concerned what do you are you going adjust your favorite it what's the [ __ ] tighter you get naked you're gonna do the naked man what the [ __ ] happened to you seriously what the [ __ ] happened I know what [ __ ] difference was their color Jesus damn dodge of course it is came back and completely different person there's some voodoo [ __ ] going on here I'm Virgo what's our thing I'll never go that's perfectly aligned if you know what I mean just like other things are gonna be perfectly aligned later yeah yeah yeah you didn't pay wait you didn't pay oh no I really like them and they really like me my verbosity if you know what I mean you out of me do you want to instantly become soul mates stop looking at my clown makeup like that I'm not weird yet my darling my heart is yours also am i changing hair colors true love lies I found a soul mate okay thanks human man I did good or something hi I'm Homer I doubt that sincerely I'm a janitor I'm looking for a woman all right sure I can find something maybe you have no one no one will ever love you get out thank you yes sir please come right this way Rudy a van you say and you're looking for anything I like vague vague is exactly what I want okay Homer he's never gonna find love for as long as he lives conspiracy theories tomb raiding CGI effects Wow you want to be on the next NASA are you Nicolas Cage I think you might be Nicolas Cage ha ha ha Nicolas Cage alright see what we got what do you like again I wasn't paying attention I was too much enamored by the fact that you like Nicolas Cage there you are flip it up papa do be da be a go on a date I hope you hate each other I am NOT a good love I'm not a good love match your maker wasn't paying attention [ __ ] you yeah I take that back I'm like the best matchmaker their error was in the history of love what is a plonker I don't know what that means get in there Nicolas Cage Jesus not me then cuz I'm not hot with lots of me haha I'm a van der I'm an alien abductee whoa okay man driver ah [ __ ] you huh huh yes no yeah boink yeah aren't you clever you can do math mmm that really turns my groin --dl what's the grind or it's getting late wanna bang you want a bearing baby I see you again hmm all right try that again Homer you better not be there when I open that door I swear to go out of Homer if you're still there I'm going to smack you upside your frickin head oh hi why am I still working with you get out of here Oh screw you that's gone another day with this lovely lady minions Harry please tell please my wonderful lady sounds delicious I don't know what Stilton is Paul I'm knackered I'm about to be knackered if you know what I mean because that found my soul mate will you go out with me even though it's kind of what we were doing but whatever I think I'm in love with you whoa whoa there whoa there back up or dad Oh googoo gaga and baby I'll never venture happily oh I did it I'm an underling yeah I'm the skeezius skeezer in the love circuit I skis all over the place no one will love you all right someone's gonna love you monsters live-action role-playing herb-lore Oh blah blah blah blah blah man yeah blablabla bla bla no no oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh yah oh well a beer or more Oh bill I've been playing as we to Long Island listen to a word you said I stopped listening at haberdasher and Angus my god I can't believe it you're gonna love you better love you're going to Australia baby ha Oh see mothers Tucker did mom tuck something she wasn't supposed to tuck that's a penis that's that's penis that's penis penis I'm a haberdasher I love it it's the Lions come on in the wind of misfortune to see if your client gets away with lying the Landsman green get away with it barrel in agreement [ __ ] come on yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah [ __ ] you love it I love it remember the members of every demand demand demand demand demand demand demand demand demand - go go go go go go go go go go go now [ __ ] you ah ha ha no no no no I [ __ ] you why flatulence really goes down when on a date they've got to try and hold it in predict a following sequence of cards correctly spare their blushes under nose I don't want to lower Hey yelled in his fart oh god do more higher yay oh [ __ ] oh man everything in order I just had holding a massive fart baby massive huh hahaha [ __ ] you yes yes build up your relationship on a foundation of lies and money it's the best way for true romance to blossom too bad oh oh I don't want to think about it yes but the next time big bag on your knees for love okay you persuaded me with lies and begging that's the best way to get into a relationship these people sure are desperate oh boy but that's why I'm here I'm the king of desperation alligator snake hey I did it whoo all right looks like Lady Luck is on my side who needs lady love when you got mr. love over here market love market lover Merc Merc America flutter blur Wow on the first try baby oh boy oh boy you're gonna bang they're gonna bang a route 69 they're gonna fall in love and then bang do you love each other yet go out with me I don't want that can I have some other organ a route to keep in big big big what have I done what have I done to disgrace the name of love how will I live with myself all right whatever I guess easily so I hope you enjoyed this game if you did let me know in the comments below if you want to see more of it I'm sure that I could play more of it I could destroy more people's lives with my misinterpretations of love what I do No thank you again everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you and the next video and then there was a war and everyone died except for the Americans of course we beat everyone into a bloody pulp so that they weren't even recognizable by their own moms and we became king of the world

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,274,647

Keywords: Kitty Powers' Matchmaker, kitty powers matchmaker part 1, markiplier, dating, dating game, funny moments, funny games, funniest game ever

Id: A1Uy4J6MlrI

Length: 21min 57sec (1317 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2015