DNC Town Hall - SNL

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Biden's line 'I'm like plastic straws. I've been around forever, I've always worked, but now you're mad at me?' is an instant classic

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 200 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/HortonHears ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I kind of hope Maya's Kamala comes back a few times this season, because it was perfect.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 76 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/lordlollygag ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

That was an excellent first appearance by Chloe Fineman

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 37 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/the_raw_dog1 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I know Woody was the host tonight but god, I hope Sudeikis ends up coming back as their permanent Biden.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 63 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/brucejoel99 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Mirror. Also, that Marianne Williamson impression by Chloe Fineman was spot-on.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 45 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Gato1980 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Canโ€™t believe anyone being upset about this. Itโ€™s a sketch comedy show!!! Theyโ€™re politicians!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 20 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/flim-flam13 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I laughed so hard at their Beto.

We love you booboo, but you really need more time in the oven.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 12 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/operarose ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

This was great. I really loved the Marianne Williamson bit and I loved Maya playing Kamala.

My favorite lines were โ€œIโ€™m the guy whoโ€™s going to ruin it twiceโ€ about Bernie

โ€œI have energy of a mom of five boys who all play different sports.โ€ Because thatโ€™s the most apt comparison about Liz Warren. She always reminds me of a college kid whoโ€™s hopped up on like 8 Red Bullโ€™s during a study session.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 32 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Bikinigirlout ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Okay I know this isn't meant to be taken too seriously, but while some of the characterizations reflected reality pretty closely (Biden's korn-pop story and bringing up Obama, Beto speaking Spanish, etc), it's interesting how they portrayed Kamala as being one of the candidates "who actually has a shot at this thing" when she's tanked in the polls to the point of not really being a major contender - Yang polled ahead of her in CA in one instance - and even more egregiously, the lazy & inaccurate portrayal of Sanders as the "burn everything to the ground" sedentary old whacko candidate who's here to "ruin things a second time". Meanwhile they gave Warren all the positive qualifiers like having great energy, relying on small-dollar donors, which equally if not more so apply to Bernie. While just in the context of a pretty low-effort skit in general, there was some pretty clear bias and favoritism on display here.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 82 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/21st_century_bamf ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Sep 29 2019 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies
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>>> IT'S THE IMPEACHMENT TOWN HALL! >> GOOD EVENING. I'M ERIN BURNETT. THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES HAVE UNITED TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO HANDLE THE IMPEACHMENT THE ONLY WAY THEY KNOW HOW. WITH A MUDDLED TEN-PERSON TOWN HALL DEBATE. >> FIRST, PLEASE WELCOME GUY WHO TRAGICALLY MISREAD OUR ENTHUSIASM FOR HIM, BETO O'ROURKE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> HEY! THANKS FOR STILL LIKE HAVING ME AROUND. THIS IS RAD. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, COULD I SAY A FEW WORDS IN EIGHTH GRADE SPANISH? >> WE REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. >> OH. LO SIENTO IN LA BIBLIOTECA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NEXT, HE WAS ASKED TO BE INTRODUCED AS THE ASIAN BAD BOY OF TECH, BUT I'M JUST GOING TO SAY ANDREW YANG. [ APPLAUSE ] >> YOU THINK MY CANDIDACY IS GOING WELL? I'M LITERALLY GIVING FREE MONEY TO PEOPLE AND I'M STILL IN SIXTH PLACE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NEXT, NEW JERSEY SENATOR CORY BOOKER. >> I'M BLESSED TO BE HERE. >> AND I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT WE'RE LIMITING THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU CAN SPEAK BASED ON HOW WELL YOU'RE DOING IN THE POLLS. SO CORY, YOU GET FIVE WORDS. >> UM. IMPEACH TRUMP NOW BECAUSE TROUBLE. >> THANK YOU, CORY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE NOW TO BEAT TRAFFIC? >> I WOULD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NEXT, WE HAVE THE MAYOR OF SOUTH BEND, INDIANA, PETE BUTTIGIEG. >> HI. >> IT'S BUTTIGIEG, RIGHT? AM I PRONOUNCING THAT CORRECTLY? >> SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND APPEARING TONIGHT LIVE VIA ASTRAL PROJECTION IS MARIANNE WILLIAMSON. >> KONNICHIWA, GIRLFRIEND. HERE'S HOW I WILL IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP. I WILL TRAP HIS SOUL INSIDE THIS CRYSTAL. WHICH I SHOULD WARN YOU IS ALSO A YONI EGG. SO THIS NOVEMBER, VOTE FOR MAGIC. GOOD MORNING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND NOW LET'S MEET THE ACTUAL CANDIDATES. SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO. I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED HOT GIRL SUMMER. BECAUSE NOW IT'S SCHOOL LIBRARIAN FALL. [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE THE ENERGY OF A MOTHER OF FIVE BOYS WHO ALL PLAY A DIFFERENT SPORT. LET'S DO THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> SENATOR FROM VERMONT BERNIE SANDERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. AND TO RUIN THINGS A SECOND TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE ALSO HAVE THE CURRENT FRONT-RUNNER IN THE POLLS. HE WENT TO THE DENTIST AND SAID "GIVE ME THE HIGH BEAMS." VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY ANYMORE. DADDY'S HERE. AMERICA, I SEE YOU. I HEAR YOU. I SNIFF YOU AND I HUG YOU FROM BEHIND. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, AS I ASK ANYTIME I WALK INTO A ROOM, WHERE AM I AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'D ALSO LIKE TO WELCOME CALIFORNIA SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> NOW, ERIN, THAT LITTLE GIRL YOU JUST INTRODUCED -- THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, I KNOW, SENATOR. >> OKAY. JUST CHECKING. BECAUSE I'M NOT JUST THAT LITTLE GIRL. I'M ALSO AMERICA'S COOL AUNT. A FUN AUNT. I CALL THAT A FUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] THE KIND OF FUNT THAT WILL GIVE YOU WEED BUT THEN ARREST YOU FOR HAVING WEED. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I WIN THE PRESIDENCY? PROBABLY NOT. I DON'T KNOW. CAN I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE A MUCH YOUNGER MAN? YOU BETTER FUNTING BELIEVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY. THANK YOU, SENATOR HARRIS. AND THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR CANDIDATES. OUR FIRST QUESTION IS FROM DENISE REYNOLDS. >> MY QUESTION IS FOR SENATOR HARRIS. YOU SAID YOU'D GO PAST IMPEACHMENT AND PROSECUTE TRUMP DIRECTLY. DO YOU STILL STAND BY THAT? >> OH, HELL YEAH. I'M A SMOOTH-TALKING LADY LAWYER. I'M RIZZOLI AND I'M ISLES. I'M A WALKING, TALKING TNT SHOW. DON'T YOU WANT FOUR MORE YEARS OF ME DRESSING DOWN OUR ENEMIES LIKE THIS? YOU CALL THAT HUMAN RIGHTS, CHINA? I CALL IT HUMAN WRONGS. "KAMALA," SUNDAYS ON TNT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND OUR NEXT QUESTION IS FROM CALVIN MILLETT. >> YEAH, MY QUESTION IS FOR SENATOR SANDERS. THE DEMOCRATS SAID THEY'RE GOING FORWARD WITH IMPEACHMENT QUICKLY, BUT DO YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE TO SEE THAT THROUGH? >> PATIENCE? DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT PATIENCE. IT TAKES ME 40 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN ON THE TV EVERY SINGLE TIME! IF I ACCIDENTALLY HIT INPUT, THAT'S A WHOLE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] GONE. GONE. SOMETIMES I SIT ON THE PORCH AND DO LITERALLY NOTHING FOR SIX HOURS. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE. I DON'T LOOK AT STUFF. I JUST SIT SO STILL PEOPLE GET SCARED AND CALL 911. AND NOT FOR THE AMBULANCE. FOR THE CORONER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK YOU, SENATOR SANDERS. NEXT QUESTION. YES? >> WHAT IF JOE BIDEN GETS IMPLICATED IN THIS UKRAINE SCANDAL IN SOME WAY? >> OH, NO. THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. NOT JOE BIDEN. >> VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN, DO YOU HAVE A RESPONSE? >> DO I HAVE TIME FOR A VERY LONG STORY? >> YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW RIGHT BY THAT. THE YEAR IS 1962. I'M LIFEGUARDING. NO SHIRT. TAN CHEST. MEDIUM NIPS. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, AND I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT IT WAS A SEGREGATED POOL, JUST TO PUT EVERYONE ON THE EDGE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M LIFEGUARDING AND WHO WALKS IN BUT CORN POP? >> I'M SORRY, CORN POP? >> SO I SEE CORN POP, AND HE'S CARRYING A SWITCHBLADE NEXT TO A KID NAMED DRUMSTICK WEARING BRASS KNUCKLES. AGAIN, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THE RACES OF THE KIDS, BUT FROM THE NICKNAMES AND THE TYPES OF WEAPONS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FILL IN THE BLANKS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> MR. VICE PRESIDENT -- >> OKAY, SORRY, ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT -- BARACK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY. REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO SEEMED OUT OF TOUCH? THIS GUY MAKES ME LOOK LIKE DRAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU. THAT CORN POP IN YOUR STORY WAS ME. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT LITTLE CORN POP WAS ME. "CORN POP." TUESDAYS AT 10:00 ON USA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST GO TO CLOSING STATEMENTS. BUT JUST FROM THE FOUR CANDIDATES WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SHOT AT THIS THING. SENATOR WARREN, WE'LL START WITH YOU. >> LOOK. HEY, LOOK. AMERICA, I'M FUN. I'M LIKE A BRISK WALK. [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW ALL THE BIG DONORS ARE TURNING AGAINST ME. BUT I'M FOCUSED ON THE SMALL DONORS. $3 FROM ANDREW AT THE CIRCLE K. 53 CENTS FROM A THIRD-GRADER IN ILLINOIS. $800 FROM AN IMMIGRANT AND STAY-AT-HOME MOM NAMED MELANIA. >> OKAY. NOW WE'RE GOING TO VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN. >> LOOK. I'M LIKE PLASTIC STRAWS. I'VE BEEN AROUND FOREVER. I'VE ALWAYS WORKED. BUT NOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME? [ LAUGHTER ] DRINK UP, AMERICA. IN CLOSING I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY ONE MORE TIME, BARACK. >> SENATOR SANDERS, CLOSING STATEMENT? >> AMERICA. HERE IS MY PROMISE TO YOU. FREE COLLEGE. FREE HEALTH CARE. FREE REFILLS ON ANY MEDIUM SIZE SOFT DRINK. LAST TIME MY SLOGAN WAS "FEEL THE BERN." THIS TIME IT'S "LET'S BERN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!" >> SENATOR HARRIS, YOUR CLOSING STATEMENT, PLEASE. >> THIS FUNT WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO PRESIDENT TRUMP. MR. TRUMP, NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. "ABOVE THE LAW." THURSDAYS ON NBC. GONK GONK. >> AND THOSE ARE OUR CHOICES, AMERICA. GOOD LUCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 8,758,719
Rating: 4.7280326 out of 5
Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, woody harrelson, DNC townhall, cnn, presidential election, debate, impeachment, trump, candidates, Beto Oโ€™Rourke, Alex Moffat, Andrew Yang, Bowen Yang, Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren, Kate McKinnon, Marianne Williamson, Chloe Fineman, Bernie Sanders, Larry David, Joe Biden, Woody Harrelson, Kamala Harris, Maya Rudolph, democratic debates, s45, s45e1, episode 1, comedy, sketch, impersonation
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Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)
Published: Sat Sep 28 2019
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