♪♪♪
>> THIS IS "BLACK JEOPARDY." >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP?
WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO "BLACK JEOPARDY." THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR
PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN INSTALLMENTS.
I'M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES. TODAY'S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE.
>> HEY. >> RASHAD.
>> WHAT'S CRACKIN? >> AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT'S T'CHALLA. >> GREETINGS DARNELL.
I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM. >> BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE
BLACKEST, "BLACK JEOPARDY" YET. ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT, GROWN ASS.
AW, HELL NO. FID'NA.
GIRL, BYE. I AIN'T GOT IT.
AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT.
SHANICE, YOU'RE OUR RETURNING CHAMP.
YOU PICK. >> OKAY, LET'S GO TO AW, HELL NO
FOR A HUNDRED. >> OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, YOUR
BARBER HAS A TWO HOUR WAIT. BUT HE SAYS THERE IS AN EMPTY
CHAIR YOU CAN USE UP FRONT. RASHAD.
>> WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, THERE'S A REASON YOUR CHAIR EMPTY.
>> YOU DAMN RIGHT. YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS.
YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE THE WEEKND.
ALL RIGHT, RASHAD, THE BOARD IS YOURS?
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO WITH FID'NA FOR $200.
>> ALL RIGHT. THEY FID'NA TAKE PRAYER OUT OF
SCHOOL. SHANICE.
>> WHAT IS AND THEY WONDER WHY EVERYBODY PREGNANT?
>> YES, YES, EXACTLY. YEAH.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU KICK JESUS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THAT'S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, IT'S YOUR PICK
SHANICE. >> LET'S STICK WITH FID'NA FOR
$400. >> ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN YOUR GRANDMAMA'S
NAME. OH, T'CHALLA.
>> WHAT IS TO HONOR HER AS THE FOUNDATION OF THE FAMILY.
>> HMM. THAT'S REALLY NICE.
IT'S WRONG. BUT IT'S REALLY NICE.
ANYBODY ELSE? THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN
YOUR GRANDMAMA'S NAME? SHANICE?
>> WHAT IS CAUSE I'M FID'NA TO GET'S CAR AND I DON'T NEED ALL
THAT ON MY CREDIT. >> YES, I FEEL YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT. I FEEL YOU.
AND YOUR GRANDMAMA AIN'T GOING TO NEED THAT GOOD CREDIT TOO
MUCH LONGER. ALL RIGHT, SHANICE, YOUR PICK.
>> LET'S GO TO I AIN'T GOT IT FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT. THE LADY FROM SALLIE MAE SAYS
YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS PAST DUE. RASHAD.
>> WHAT IS I AIN'T GOT IT BECAUSE I DIED.
YOU ARE TALKING TO A GHOST. >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH, YOU CAN'T BILL WHAT AIN'T
THERE. JUST ASK WESLEY SNIPES, AM I
RIGHT T'CHALLA? >> I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU'LL GET THERE.
RASHAD, IT'S YOUR PICK. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO TO AW,
HELL NO FOR $400. >> OKAY.
THE AIRLINE SAYS THEY WANT TO CHARGE YOU $25 TO CHECK YOUR
BAG. SHANICE.
>> WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO FLY TO
JAMAICA WITH A 50 POUND SUITCASE IN MY LAP.
>> YOU DAMN RIGHT. YEAH, YOU DAMN RIGHT.
AND I DARE THE STEWARDESS TO SAY SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S KEEP GOING. >> LET'S STAY WITH GROWN ASS FOR
$600. OKAY, YOU SEND
SEND YOUR SMART ASS CHILD HERE BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE GROWN.
T'CHALLA. >> WHAT IS TO ONE OF OUR FREE
UNIVERSITIES WHERE SHE CAN APPLY HER INTELLIGENCE AND PERHAPS ONE
DAY BECOME A GREAT SCIENTIST. >> OKAY.
WELL, THE ANSWER WE WAS LOOKING FOR WAS, OUT MY DAMN HOUSE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU
T'CHALLA. I MEAN, Y'ALL MIGHT NOT NO MEAN
STREETS IN WAKANDA. ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>> VERY WELL. LET'S GO TO AW HELL NAH FOR
$800. >> THE POLICE MANS SAYS THERE
HAVE BEEN ROBBERIES IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, AND ASKS DO YOU
HAVE INFORMATION. >> WHAT IS, NOT ONLY DO I TELL
THIS MAN WHAT I KNOW BUT I ALSO ASSIST HIM IN TRACKING DOWN THE
OFFENDER. AFTERALL OUR MINISTERS OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT ARE ONLY HERE TO PROTECT US.
IS THIS CORRECT? >> IT SHOULD BE.
BUT, OH. YOU AIN'T SPEND MUCH TIME HERE
IN AMERICA. LET'S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY'S
PRIZES. JOHNNY.
>> THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY'S "BLACK JEOPARDY" WINNER
WILL RECEIVE UESTA HOLD MARGARINE.
VERSATILE PLASTIC CONTAINERS THAT USED TO HOLD MARGARINE.
PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THEM. AND WELL DONE STEAKS.
IF I SEE A SPEC OF RED IT'S GOING BACK.
YOU BETTER COOK MY FOOD WITH WELL DONE STEAK.
AND BY SPRITE. HOW DID WE BECOME THE BLACK
SODA? WE DON'T KNOW.
SPRITE. BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
I DO LOVE SPRITE. ALL RIGHT.
T'CHALLA, THE BOARD IS YOURS. >> OKAY.
I AM READY. LET'S GO TO WHITE PEOPLE FOR
$400. >> OKAY, LET'S TRY IT.
YOUR FRIEND KAREN BRINGS HER POTATO SALAD TO YOUR COOKOUT.
UH-OH, T'CHALLA. >> I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANG
OF THIS. BUT BEFORE I ANSWER.
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. THIS WOMAN, KAREN, SHE IS
CAUCASIAN, YEA? >> YES.
>> AND SHE HAS HER OWN RECIPE FOR POTATO SALAD, YES?
>> YEAH. >> OH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT IS NOBLE THAT SHE WOULD VOLUNTEER TO COOK FOR EVERYONE.
AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE NEVER HAD POTATO SALAD.
>> YEAH, OF COURSE. >> I SENSE THAT THIS WHITE WOMAN
DOES NOT SEASON HER FOOD. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> AND IF SHE DOES, IT IS ONLY WITH A TINY BIT OF SALT.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. >> AND NO PAPRIKA.
>> YES, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. >> AND SHE WILL PROBABLY ADD
SOMETHING UNNECESSARY LIKE, RAISINS.
>> I KNOW, RIGHT. >> SO -- SO, SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT I SHOULD SAY. >> SAY IT.
>> AW, HELL NO, KAREN. KEEP YOUR BLAND ASS POTATO SALAD
TO YOURSELF. [ DINGING ]
>> YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT T'CHALLA!
>> OH. >> IN THE FACE.
>> YES. >> BLACK PANTHER, WELCOME TO
BLACK JEOPARDY. ♪♪♪ >> HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THAT?
>> FOR THREE BEDROOMS. >> WHAT A DEAL?
>> OH, WELL, THE SOUND OF WHITE PEOPLE SHOPPING NEARBY FOR REAL
ESTATE MEANS THE FUN IS OVER. SO, LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL PLAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BLACK JEOPARDY.
That face he makes after the line about sending his kid to become a scientist was hilarious.
As a white person who the fuck puts raisins in a potato salad?
Wait, Sprite is the "Black" soda? When did that happen? I fucking love Sprite.
This might be the best one since the Tom Hanks one.
These Black Jeopardy skits keep getting funnier. No exception here. I lost it at "Though I have never tried potato salad, I am sending she did not season it."
This and the Team Thor Skits are personally MCU canon to me
Umm the joke at the end about white people buying all the cheap real estate...fucking amazing
Kenan's performance here is off-the-charts great.
Can’t get it in Canada. Any help?