>>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY
FEUD: POLITICAL EDITION." HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY!
>> YO, YO, YO! OKAY, OKAY NOW!
WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD: POLITICAL EDITION."
WE BACK FROM A TWO-WEEK BREAK. I WAS OUT GETTING MY TEETH
ENLARGED. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, TODAY WE GOT A BIG OLD RIVALRY.
WE GOT TEAM HILLARY CLINTON TAKING ON TEAM DONALD TRUMP.
ON THE TRUMP SIDE WE GOT TRUMP CAMPAIGN MANAGER
KELLY ANN CONWAY. >> THANKS.
THANK YOU. THANKS FOR HAVING US ON
"JEOPARDY!" >> UH, THIS "FAMILY FEUD."
>> YEAH, OKAY, SO THIS IS "JEOPARDY!" IF YOU LOOK AT ALL
THE SIGNS THEN YOU ARE ALEX TREBEK.
BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE REAL JEOPARDY, WHICH IS THE SITUATION
HILLARY CLINTON PUT US IN, TAKING MONEY FROM SAUDI PRINCES
AND EVERYONE HERE ON "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" CAN SEE THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I SEEN YOU ON TV.
YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THE LAST TEN MINUTES OF PROM.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, WE'VE GOT DONALD TRUMP'S
DAUGHTER IVANKA. >> WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS TO BE
HERE, STEVE. THIS IS FUN.
I LOVE FUN. EVERY DAY I SCHEDULE 20 MINUTES
OF FUN. >> OH, YOU SEXY.
YEAH. I KNOW THAT MIGHT SOUND
INAPPROPRIATE. BUT IF YOUR DADDY CAN SAY IT, SO
CAN I. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP WE GOT GOVERNOR
CHRIS CHRISTIE. >> JERSEY STRONG, STEVE!
>> WHY YOU STILL WITH TRUMP? IS HE GOING TO APPOINT YOU TO A
CABINET POSITION OR SOMETHING? >> WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN
WE GET THERE -- OH! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> TOO EASY. AND FINALLY, ON TEAM TRUMP, OH
MY GOSH, IT'S VLADIMIR PUTIN! ARE YOU AND TRUMP ACTUALLY
FRIENDS? >> KIND OF.
WE ARE FACEBOOK FRIENDS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OOH, YOU CREEPY. LAST WEEK I HAD A NIGHTMARE
ABOUT YOU. >> I KNOW.
>> LET'S GO TO THE HILLARY CLINTON SIDE.
FIRST WE GOT MY MAIN MAN BILL CLINTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO, STEVE.
I LOVE "THE FEUD." >> YOU SURE YOU OKAY WITH
HILLARY BEING PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF YOU?
>> I MEAN, I CAN'T WAIT. BELIEVE YOU ME.
I FRIGGING LOVE THE WHITE HOUSE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I CAN HANG OUT
THERE, YOU KNOW, NO PRESIDENTIAL STUFF TO DO.
THE RED PHONE WILL RING AND I SAY, YOU TAKE THAT ONE, HONEY,
I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS. WATCHING "THE POLICE ACADEMY."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
NEXT UP, COMEDIAN AND HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTER
SARAH SILVERMAN! >> OH MY GOD.
WE MIGHT BE ELECTING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.
I FEEL SO MUCH PRIDE FROM MY HEAD TO MY VAGINA.
>> OH HO HO! OH, YOU THAT NASTY KIND OF
ADORABLE. AND NEXT WE GOT THE "HAMILTON"
CREATOR AND THE NUMBER ONE RAPPER ON PBS,
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA! ♪ YO STEVE WHEN YOU'RE ASKING
FOR WORDS IS MY MIND STARTS GOING WITH A COUPLE OF VERSES ♪
♪ NOT VERSUS AS IN THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT IT'S THE RIGHT AND THE
WRONG THAT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WAS THERE A BEAT THAT I
DIDN'T HEAR? NO?
OKAY. AND FINALLY WE GOT SENATOR
BERNIE SANDERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO. HELLO, STEVE.
WHEN DOES THIS ACTUALLY START. THE WHOLE THING IS HELLO.
MY GRANDMOTHER CAN KNIT A SWEATER IN THAT TIME.
>> YOU'RE OUT HERE SUPPORTING HILLARY?
>> ABSOLUTELY. LOOK.
SENATOR CLINTON IS THE PRUNE JUICE OF THIS ELECTION.
SHE MIGHT NOT SEEM THAT APPETIZING BUT IF YOU DON'T TAKE
HER NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE CLOGGED WITH CRAP FOR A VERY
LONG TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY, THEN.
GIVE ME KELLY ANN. GIVE ME BERNIE.
LET'S GET UP HERE AND PLAY THE FEUD!
>> HELLO, SENATOR. JUST A PLEASURE.
>> THE SHAKE, THE SHAKE, OF COURSE, VERY IMPORTANT TO SHAKE,
YES, YES. >> 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED.
TOP FIVE ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR
BEING LATE. KELLY ANN.
>> OKAY, STEVE, I DO NOT HAVE AN ANSWER EVEN THOUGH I DID BUZZ IN
SO I'LL DO WHAT I USUALLY DO IS TALK AND TALK UNTIL PEOPLE
FORGET THE QUESTION, THEN MAKE AN INSANE CLAIM ABOUT HILLARY
CLINTON. HILLARY CLINTON IS NORTH KOREAN.
>> OKAY. SHOW ME A BUNCH OF LIES!
OH, NOT UP THERE. BERNIE SANDERS, A REASON PEOPLE
GIVE FOR BEING LATE. >> YOU MEAN A REASON WHY I'M
LATE? LOOK AT ME.
EVERYWHERE I GO, IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST FINISHED CHASING A BUS.
>> OKAY. SHOW ME LOOKING LIKE A -- NUMBER
THREE ANSWER. PLAY OR PASS?
>> PLAY. >> PLAY.
>> LET'S PLAY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE GOING TO PASS. >> YOUR TEAMMATES SAY THEY WANT
TO PLAY. >> GOOD FOR THEM.
WE'RE GOING TO PASS. IT SEEMS LIKE A HUSBAND SELL.
>> OKAY. LET'S GO TO TEAM TRUMP.
IVANKA TRUMP, WHAT'S A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE?
>> WHAT AN INTERESTING AND WONDERFUL QUESTION, STEVE.
MAY I ASK MY BROTHERS FOR HELP? >> THEY NOT HERE.
>> YES WE ARE! >> WHOA!
WHO IS THIS? >> I'M DONALD JR.
THE BRAINS. >> I'M IVANKA.
THE BEAUTY. >> AND I'M ERIC.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY.
SHOW ME CHILDREN OF THE CORN! [ LAUGHTER ]
NOT UP THERE. >> TOO BAD!
>> ALL RIGHT, CHRIS CHRISTIE. A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING
LATE. >> WELL -- I'M LATE BECAUSE I'M
WORKING VERY HARD ON BEHALF OF MR. DONALD TRUMP.
>> YOU REALLY LIKE HIM. YOU SAID SOME HORRIBLE THINGS
ABOUT HIM IN THE PRIMARIES THOUGH.
>> THAT'S WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE -- DANG IT CHRISTIE!
>> LET'S GO OVER TO VLADIMIR PUTIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH. LET'S NOT.
ALL RIGHT, TEAM CLINTON, IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL -- IVANKA,
WHAT YOU DOING OVER HERE? >> WE'RE JUST GETTING
ACQUAINTED. >> HE'S VERY NICE.
>> DO YOU LIKE WINGS? REALLY GOOD WINGS?
>> WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS. COME ON, REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE
LATE. >> THAT'S MY BUSINESS.
>> I WAS SO HIGH. >> LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE!
>> OKAY, GOOD ANSWERS THERE, BERNIE SANDERS.
A REASON WHY YOU'RE LATE. >> MAYBE YOU'RE LATE BECAUSE
PEOPLE LIKE JILL STEIN CALL YOU IN THE MIDDLE NIGHT ASKING YOU
FOR ADVICE. THAT WOMAN DRIVES ME NUTS!
FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, SHE SURE DOESN'T
MIND ASKING PEOPLE TO THROW THEIR VOTES AWAY, HUH?
HUH? HUH?
PRETTY CLEVER, YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SO CLEVER, DID YOU, HUH?
>> YOU GOT A LOT ON YOUR MIND. SHOW ME BOTHERED BY JILL
STEIN -- NUMBER ONE ANSWER! HILLARY GETTING THAT HOLLYWOOD
MONEY. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL.
DURING WHICH TIME I STARE AT MY SHOES AND I DON'T TALK TO
NOBODY. WE'LL SEE YA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪
What an image
Yep, that threat of "its us or the facists lmao!" is what keeps the DNC in power.