Election Night - SNL

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♪♪♪ >>> THIS IS "ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA." >> I CAN'T BELIEVE AFTER ALL THIS IT'S GOING TO FINALLY BE OVER. >> I DON'T KNOW, WE'LL SEE. TRUMP'S ALREADY GOT LAWYERS TO FIGHT THE RESULTS. >> YEAH, DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT OR I WILL LEAVE. >> GUYS. WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT. LIKE THIS IS GOING TO BE A HISTORIC NIGHT. >> YEAH, YEAH. IT MIGHT AN HISTORIC NIGHT. BUT DON'T FORGET IT'S A BIG COUNTRY. >> MY FRIEND AT "THE HUFFINGTON POST" SAYS SHE WIN BUSY 5 POINTS. >> I DON'T KNOW, MY FRIEND AT SLATE SAYS SHE'LL WIN BY 3. >> OH, WELL, SHE'LL WIN THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR SURE BUT I GUESS THERE'S A NIGHTMARE SCENARIO WHERE HE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE. >> REALLY? THAT'S YOUR NIGHTMARE SCENARIO, HUH? [ LAUGHTER ] >> BECAUSE OF SHIFTING DEMOGRAPHICS THERE MIGHT NEVER BE ANOTHER REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT IN THIS COUNTRY. >> WORD. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU EVER BEEN AROUND THIS COUNTRY BEFORE? >> AND WE PROJECT KENTUCKY WILL GO TO DONALD TRUMP. >> WELL, OF COURSE HE WON KENTUCKY, THAT'S WHERE ALL THE RACISTS ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL OF THEM ARE IN KENTUCKY? >> OH, SHE'S GOT VERMONT. >> OH, SNAP, VERMONT! THREE ELECTORAL VOTES! THAT'S A POWER GRAB. >> OKAY. THIS SAYS FLORIDA IS TOO CLOSE TO CALL. >> OKAY, NO, IT SAYS TOO EARLY TO CALL. THERE'S ONLY 1% IN. >> I'M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND CALL IT. FLORIDA'S GOING BLUE. TO LATINOS! >> TO LATINOS! [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO WIN OHIO, WE KNEW THAT. IF WE CAN GET PENNSYLVANIA, FLORIDA, AND NORTH CAROLINA, WE DON'T EVEN NEED OHIO. >> YEAH. IF THE INDIANS SCORED FOUR MORE RUNS, THEY'D HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES TOO, DUDE. >> I'M GOING TO GRAB A XANAX FROM THE BEDROOM. >> OKAY, GRAB ME SIX. >> YEAH, I'LL BRING THE WHOLE BOTTLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK. EARLY RETURNS ARE ALWAYS GOING TO BE REPUBLICAN. BECAUSE REPUBLICANS GO TO SLEEP EARLY. IT'S JUST A FACT. >> I TALKED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW AT CBS. HE SAYS TRUMP'S GOING TO WIN FLORIDA. >> WELL. I GUESS LATINOS DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT YOUR TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, GUYS, WHAT DID I MISS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> LARRY, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN. >> HA HA HA! I MEAN, OF COURSE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT. >> WHAT IS HAPPENING? WHY ARE WOMEN EVEN VOTING FOR HIM? >> YEAH, I DON'T GET YOU LADIES. I MEAN, THE COUNTRY'S 55% WOMEN. I MEAN, IF THE COUNTRY WAS 55% BLACK? WELL, WE'D HAVE TONS OF BLACK PRESIDENTS. FLAVOR FLAV WOULD BE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS COME BACK AND WIN WISCONSIN, COME BACK AND WIN MICHIGAN, COME BACK AND WIN PENNSYLVANIA. >> SOME OF THE COUNTIES, THE URBAN COUNTIES, THEY'RE SO -- BLACK PEOPLE VOTE LATE! [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, LET'S HOPE THERE'S 100,000 OF US IN GREEN BAY. [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE BROTHERS LOVE THE PACKERS. >> YOU NEVER KNOW, GUYS. ALASKA'S STILL OUT THERE. >> WE'RE NOW CALLING ALASKA FOR DONALD TRUMP. >> OH MY GOD. I THINK AMERICA IS RACIST. >> OH MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER MY GREAT GRANDFATHER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT. BUT HE WAS LIKE A SLAVE OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW. >> I -- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE TURNING OUT FOR HILLARY THE WAY THEY DID FOR BARACK OBAMA? >> I MEAN, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE REPLACING A CHARISMATIC 40-YEAR-OLD BLACK GUY WITH A 70-YEAR-OLD WHITE WOMAN. THAT'S LIKE THE KNICKS REPLACING PATRICK EWING WITH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. >> YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT. IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. EIGHT YEARS ARE GOING TO FLY BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY, IT'S ALL GOING TO BE WHITE. >> BUT WHAT ABOUT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS? >> THEY'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, COME ON. YOU ACT LIKE EVERYBODY TRYING TO PICK THEIR OWN STRAWBERRIES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS, THIS IS CRAZY. I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN IN THIS COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN'T GET AHEAD NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO? >> OH, GEEZ, I DON'T KNOW. I'LL PUT MY THINKING CAP ON FOR THAT ONE AND GET BACK TO YOU. >> NO, COME ON, YOU GUYS. GET SOME REST. YOU GOT A BIG DAY OF MOPING AND WRITING ON FACEBOOK TOMORROW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS THE MOST SHAMEFUL THING AMERICA HAS EVER DONE. >> HA HA HA! >> HA HA HA! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 21,082,063
Rating: 4.7140379 out of 5
Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1710, Dave Chappelle, Election Night, Vanessa Bayer, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Chris Rock, Beck Bennett, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, 2016 Election, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 6, dave chappelle, stand up, comedian, stand up comedian, the cutting room, tribe called quest, ATCQ, electric relaxation, can I kick it, phife dawg, q-tip, ali shaheed, jarobi
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Length: 5min 36sec (336 seconds)
Published: Sun Nov 13 2016
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cecily strong <3

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/throwaway_350 📅︎︎ Nov 14 2016 🗫︎ replies

I was honestly dying at this shit. Everyone is acting all surprised he won and black people are just sitting there like "Well yea that was pretty easy to see coming."

👍︎︎ 555 👤︎︎ u/ImTheOldManJenks 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies

Pretty accurate for lots of millennials who grew up with the Obama administration in office and tolerance being the status quo

Also, the Walking dead skit was funny as shit NOTE: WALKING DEAD SPOILERS

Also, SNL Dave Chapelle standup was funny and very moving.

👍︎︎ 293 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies
👍︎︎ 250 👤︎︎ u/BigJ76 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies

I was shocked they let him say nigga uncensored

👍︎︎ 210 👤︎︎ u/michaellicious 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies

This was kind of boring tbh.

👍︎︎ 137 👤︎︎ u/ByeMiceElf 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies

Chapelle and Rock carried that bit so hard I'm surprised their backs didn't break.

👍︎︎ 93 👤︎︎ u/RatherPleasent 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies

Dave Chappelle on SNL last night was probably one of the only good things 2016 has to offer.

👍︎︎ 71 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies
👍︎︎ 46 👤︎︎ u/BigJ76 📅︎︎ Nov 13 2016 🗫︎ replies
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