Jason Bourne Meets Dobby

when you are through here you'll be known as Jason Bourne I'll be whoever you need me to be sir that's what we like to hear take him out and your training will be complete who is he we've been through that Jason you came to us you volunteered what did he do that doesn't matter are you willing to give yourself to this program yes good you have five minutes who are you Toby [Laughter] [Applause] listen Dobby I don't want to do this but I have to condole me say something before we begin yeah sure I guess you don't even know me how's it feeling huh it's a bad feeling Dobby nope dobry just feels safe when he's with you no matter what happens you will always be there to protect him he can give you a big hug and you will make all the bad things disappear no that's no what are you doing okay just trying to get in my head you must be horrible for them to have brought you here it's true Dobby is horrible I knew it what did you do there was one time the doggies masters beat him for 10 straight hours for breaking a dish on the eleventh hour of his beatings Tommy asked them to politely stop it was an awful thing to do Oh [Music] yeah you definitely deserve to die for that but it gets worse there was one time I took a knife out to my stomach for defending a young man's love well how is that worse because I spilled my blood on his room I don't want to Dobby but I have to Dobby understands he must die so that you can join a shady governmental program no I can't do this I can't do it I warned you Jason there's no going back you shall not hurt friends of dubbing oh did you just knock out my boss we just need better to do and things are happening well what happened what's going on you came in here and totally I bought a cadaver that guy Who am I you're a wizard Jason yeah here's your acceptance letter to Hogwarts better get going don't want to miss the train which is before you go there's a professor there named Severus Snape yeah take him out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music]

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Views: 2,489,294

Rating: 4.948575 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Bourne Identity, Bourne, Harry Potter, Dobby, Jason Gray, funny, spoof, Jason Bourne, Comedy, Parody, Satire (TV Genre), SNL, college, humor, college humor, Sketch, Wizard

Id: 3Bdm_KeXlL0

Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Mon May 27 2013