DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE | 7 Days to Die #23

previously on seven days to die so over here if you guys come back over here where I'm at I will not how would I do that I put a campfire that has all the necessary [Laughter] I don't know I found there's a way both of us really united against a chef you know you really did so one of us needs to grab master chef where's that oh my god guys look at how sexy I look right now [Music] those boots though when day comes I'm gonna dig a hole in the ground do I want to eat rotting flesh or like is that a no if you're a brave man you would mark has antibiotics in his chest do i what an absolute a-hole you also have bandages in your chest yeah I do and ten aloe vera Leafs I put yellow bear in there hey freakin Horton stuff over here for I had painkillers in there I think that might be what they're talking about you have beer you have two beers yeah man one for you one for me I guess I'm focusing on the strength skill trick that's where I'm going that's just you this time Bobby I've got six yoga juice dude yeah nasty I've got yoga morning I'm gonna go dig a hole okay you in for clay clay take a whole day go this is why I can't deal with Minecraft series because if I did it would just be 30 episodes would be digging a hole that's it I just love to go old dude I'm getting so much experience for this - holy crap take that hole bro dude digging is the best are you gonna make us at least make a moat around the house somewhat no dude I'm getting so much clay this is ridiculous dude it's good because we definitely need clay right wait that Forge is important god Bob yeah yeah it is important dad I'm confused at this bit but I guess I'm along with you no one understands is digging ivy that kid you know and in kindergarten is like digging a hole in the dirt there's just a big hole in the middle or mr. dig I'm reading books and like drawing in ship no he would always bring a shovel as little backpack and starting digging right in the middle of [ __ ] floor I was really sorry did Mark's name used to be mr. dickerson because I feel like there's any confusion I might have about his digging and compulsions mr. dickerson clearly comes from a long lineage of diggers and I am NOT at all inclinations my great-grandmother was of the miner Sion's but you know Juliet pigeon edition pigeon what is yep you got it that's the one he didn't you got it keep going stop I don't know why my brain just about fidgety belén oh there is a skill for mining I 69er yeah that's what dude those are my two favorite things cop yeah it's got the best number in it so like double Lambo there you know yeah glad you discovered that I think that's gonna be good for everyone here good for us the word you're looking for is us ooh I hit some rock sir like a pic now you're really mining there is a pickaxe oh you need a skill for it damn it digging to Pluto I don't think people understand how digging works under strict don't call me out right I got this schematic for the first aid bandage yes that's good do that when you learn it or is it just one it disappeared after I used it all right well you're the guy what ingredients does that name aloe cream and two cloth fragments oh yeah I'm fine so the trick is to dig a hole underneath it and let it all fall in apparently whoo hey hey buddy where did you come from where are you going come on come on [ __ ] mm right in the penis I don't know what's happening over there bub I guess it doesn't really make sense from your perspective doesn't come here Oh in your penis I swear it's not a dog or Fox this time it's a person I don't know if you guys knew this was extremely satisfying I'm having so much fun yeah this is like this is like the same reason that people love Animal Crossing a [ __ ] this is like a very simple thing but it's very very satisfied you can dig an animal crossing not very deep but you can't dig yeah I'm trying to get this thing to collapse but it doesn't want to whoa I might be at the end and entrance to a dungeon that seems like a thing I'm a dungeon [Music] oh there it goes I did it whoa I did it oh my god I come to collapse oh it doesn't give very much stuff though okay so it's kind of a way see it only gives sand oh is this a mini hoard oh [ __ ] I thought it made Horde yeah there's just like a small group of like five lead him into my hole far away from your hole do you guys want me to dig a moat cuz I can what I'm digging a moat by the way I'm just doing that now bunches that sounds like that sounds good I think that probably at least a productive way for me to dig as opposed to a giant hole have you made that forgit oh yeah that's what I was - yeah no the forge needs lots of leather so if you if you see dogs and stuff out there go kill a bunch of dogs okay his leather craftable from anything else other than just getting it from animal hide i scrapped a leather like belt to get to or one or whatever it was yeah whit spikes in the moat sounds dope actually I've got a monk with spikes you pray a little yeah I'm I'm just kind of like building this moat right around the edge of the spikes I don't know how effective it'll be but I think it'll like should I go for it yeah yeah should have time you look at the map to see how far along it is you gotta you got it it looks like about where I spawned yeah I see it you go for it Bob I'll keep the mole going the moat is definitely a necessity so keep keep that around on it I hope clay has another use because I am just getting so much clay I think it does but I honestly don't know for sure let me also see spike would spike trap I have no food I'm gonna run out of stamina out here doing that try not correct mark trouble what's happening mark don't look at me that is correct oh that is correct does the air drop Vick on the ground what am i what am I looking for exactly yeah it should be like smoking and everything well after I crest this Hill I guess we'll find out that had exploded cornbread recipe were saved I'm so far from home guys I don't think I'm not seeing I'm not seeing the thing on the ground it was more to your right I think it was straight due north from where I was looking I found you people I love on wit turns into a pirate is the real winner I think I love all the stages of Wade son of a biscuit Bob you haven't tried oh I don't think I don't think I'm gonna find it Chad is saying the smoke is already gone probably damn it oh I found a working chemistry station I don't even know what you can do on this I could make glue yay sounds getting real low gang oh boy I'm even further away from home this time than I was last time Bob divided 47 gases oh you got time you got time it's 22 right 22 is the bathtub walk down a mountain 22 is the bad time I'm apparently hungry I didn't know that was the thing that could happen all right the moat is about half done but all the spikes that are out are set about half of the building is pretty well moded up pretty good if I see sue it can I like boil water and get better water yes if you have murky water go to the campfire I was trying to tell you [ __ ] about because it's got a beaker it's got a grill in its got the cooking pot so you should be able to do anything there I think camp anyway I'm making water I'm boiling it up so that's pretty cool man I can't work can turn the yucca yucca juice I really wish I didn't spend all my points on strength I literally spend every single drink you big dummy sexual Tyrannosaurus specialize in unleashing a relentless assault of blows guaranteed to leave your prey slack-jawed at your unyielding stamina sure I kill him with gasoline and moldy bread good job in boys just leveled I'm getting myself my mine or 69 yes yeah this shaved one shovel off my digging here Bob you want a nice suit thank you actually I have a can of ravioli and sauce I'm gonna eat that ravioli in sauce how no no no very good good stuff our house is almost fully blocked up yes looking good you've done good work and Bob's done good work and I've not done anything today useful good job man how do I get my stamina back up that's tied to your food someone cooked some of the eggs I had in the my stores I don't know how to cook things but I totally would do that for you Bob I made a campfire in the safe room camp oh yeah yeah yeah there's a campfire in there I'm gonna make so many boiled eggs guys oh I should get inside I should get inside I just need to level up why is loveling gotten so hard because we're not killing enough zombies that's where all the bus today all right I got a master chef now what can i what can I cook over here oh here you can make bacon and eggs let me drop all the eggs and bacon for the eggs and meat here all right so I can make bacon and eggs got it so at what point does it get real bad day seven what day is it today for going into five I can make one bacon and eggs do we have more meat we've got to kill more animals I've got animal fat any more meat on me just because we're in a bad area we are the deserts not ideal I don't think cuz it's hard to get wooden stuff but like we have a town near is which is nice okay maybe we should go to the trader maybe they'd have supplies have you ever been to the trader yes I have so the nice thing about the trader is you go to the trader and then he'll give you quests I'm going to clear out this area of zombies and he'll give you tokens and you can use those casino tokens to buy all kinds of good [ __ ] we go because we need to be four to five before day seven at our house one of us could go venture out there I guess one person do it did you guys manage to make some food and mate I have how hungry you be I'm at 65 of 103 stamina I'm only at 68 but you can have it in this chest over here oh wait did you know I have enough meat to make bacon and eggs I made one bacon and eggs what we need to make more it's it was the meat was the limiting factor it was like two eggs and a [ __ ] ton of me really I thought was like a one-to-one okay I don't see it in here oh there it is bacon and eggs is five meat two weeks oh honey you can eat like eight me might as well cook the eggs in right I don't have any water to cook like boiled eggs or whatever Hey oh that's the good stuff guys thank you alright this time guys you got a you guys gotta get out there you guys gotta get some goods alright no lollygagging in this timer okay alright here's to four one of you what are the years to first aid bandages yeah these are the good kind is this game really still an alpha yeah some somehow someway I would it's been a game for like five years more than that at least 2013 very least what the hell is going on make the game dude these guys are breaking in should we be concerned yes alright are we gonna do anything about our concern admit well we will in five minutes I'm not gonna go down there at night all right yeah you crazy yes all right you unbelievable crazy douchebag all right you piece of garbage right here I'll be your light source kill him boys Oh whomp there right there get them the light is actually quite helpful you can do it hit him in the face damn son were definitely here for that one's done too we can repair this all right going down I'll be your light thank you you are you are my shining light I hear something what are you doing good no I you didn't hit me you didn't hit me you didn't you can't hit me I almost ran face-first into the spikes I like your boat mark I like this design Thank You Wade apparently it's creative but I think it's awesome like the moat good moat hey this there's one in one of these one of these spike traps you know what I would have told you if you had asked don't do that all right okay don't do that well we've got one layer spike traps now we just need to triple that what they didn't even touch the spike traps I don't know what you're so afraid of Wade we pretty much have this under control I think we're fine dude how bad do you think day 70 is gonna be not bad this day seven not bad baby I don't know I also don't know bird it's better to be prepared than underprepared also on horde nights on like day seven there's no hiding like they just they come for you bro the zombie virus is just another virus it's like the flu I like it it I'm gonna be fine I'm young I'm resilient I ain't scared I'm going on spring break I'm a Zoomer that's you that's what you sound like Zoomers all right mode is calm wait I gotta I gotta aim the comedy away from you guys we need to be at peak efficiency to prepare for the impending apocalypse so-called you right zomb owner virus I made the zubur joke if my viewership went down by approximately however many Zoomers we're watching the stream apparently I'm sorry now they're gone they're not actually sorry so it's a lie either way but yes - no flakes or millennial snowflakes how do you insult Zoomers I don't even know I don't know so you don't like dropping by the number of everyone is welcome at my stream and shall not be judged I accept all forms of gonna be markiplier slow to keep up with mark though any animals that we can eat I'm just finding zombies to kill I don't know I'm also I think again the deserts pride on ideal for oh I'm gonna die Oh daddy tell them my story yeah I'm not gonna tell anybody about your story are you daddy yes all right I got 20 meat I killed a pig and I got some meat boys ooh nice it really it really did me in a little bit but I got its meat alright good tough fight rain down Oh rain weight doing what can I get us can i yeah can I jar the rain I don't know doesn't rain no oh you need snowballs to make bottled murky water what but there's rain or whatever it really should man who does the Scottish accent at a moment's notice that's the war access the man who knows Scottish accents I know mark invented Scotsman invented Scotland's Scotch Scottish people the word oh I am the Genghis Khan of Scotland if we're all gonna be honest here there's a fox ah do I hunt the Fox or run ah oh it's killing me it's killing me apparently it'll come back it's real atlas it'll come back said that actual advice or is that just yes yes that's like the coyote thing yeah I kept coming back just the way you're saying it makes it seem like a really unreliable advice no please rely on me to wade Bob Allen trusted in me trust in me when you start singing it just makes me trust you less oh no the vulture of doom is back get out of here another note a strange note I found while looting it's from crazy Jake clan who's crazy teamed up with the vulture it's not I told you I told you the wrong man he'll you said trusted me he'll you should have trusted in me what's going on with Wade Oh Frick I found the coyote he's still pissed he's dead he had meat in him guys I'm getting meat out of him I've just seen or something coyotes meat yes please meat d meat the coyote I got all the meat out of him there's probably a better phrase than D meat I'm going to flash him means I'm wet I think I'm getting wet - I'm 18.9% umbrella guys I'm really getting low oh it's a snake who invented snakes in this cave what did you do you should have looked at encyclopedia that's Christ look at this thing seriously oh who did this you should feel terrible about yourself for the love of God dream just crying it's not a snake that's not even a zombie snake whoever did that you're terrible guys ruff yeah you're 69 oh right you're doing that I already got it yeah you got to make us the pool man we can't make those high level tools what tools you can craft higher level higher quality tools if you take those piranha did you read tool nipper quality I need a forged iron which means we need the Forge which means we need leather well Bob should have some leather I got one how much you need I think 10 to make the forge I've gotten disabled I've got 9 leather on there listen to me baby I'm listening listen close I'm listening baby don't listen to me baby baby I'm 20% umbrella right now I need some help help look I just tell you what I got what I'm working with here I don't know what it means uh-huh you tell me would be in 20% of bro fellers I'm 21% umbrella and I'm coming in hot I need some food in me I'm a-comin because the snake was the terrifying monstrosity and I'm not gonna let that go for 13,000 years you should have figured out what a snake is by now I'm just saying I hope you're a shame to your snakes at some point it's your responsibility to get on Wikipedia and figure out what the hell of snake is I'm not just gonna let you get away with this it's not a joke just actually terrifies me that's what someone thinks the snake is then the world is not worth saving if I know anything about snakes it's that the first adjective I would choose is that they're slithering and that thing was not slithery that thing was floppity what snakes are slithery [Applause] you think that slither is an absolute when you said floppity you imagine if I tell you something is floppity imagine what you think it means that's what I'm imagining a snake stretched out completely straight going heel over tail like flopping while going ten feet it's not far off that's not far off you think it's a bit but it's not what's left in the rain and became bloated and then came to life and forgot how to bend yeah because sausage is know how to bend even even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake I got I've been searching for nests like crazy I've only got nine eggs you need eggs no I'm just getting eggs just because I don't know what else to do because way doesn't explained it to me animals I'm trying well I'm killing their children Oh business me smash the heads of the corpses it feels good it feels like this he's like what you're supposed to do if you can do that doesn't it seem like you should do that yeah how to do it the target so you mock my way guys I'm cooking six bacon and eggs right now I will be back and we'll make that four jump and we'll get it good our base is looking real secure guys our base is looking juiciest dick the leathers over here mark we put the words in this bill yeah yeah the porridge also like if you the more stuff you have in a building it attracts zombies like produces either light you're saying we should put it in the garage or something probably should forage in the garage we are sure that the zombies won't break our Forge some kind of thing happened mark came out of nowhere alright the drinks cooler is gonna be the food storage all right Wade good bacon and eggs right now I just want everyone to know we have one minute before it goes sideways well that's fun because I need a minute to make this voyage maybe we should just place the forge in the morning maybe you should shut your face I'm gonna go get some iron to shove in the forge listen buddy some of us like to play bold some of us like to play like a pansy sound good so I'm staying here with you all right what do I need to make iron I don't new forged iron ironing clay you got it we've got um if we break down like the trophies and stuff I've got brass lead iron and [ __ ] to throw in there I'm just gonna get it going with I'm gonna get it going with iron first for now well we can I think we can smelt three different things at once yeah can we not close these doors we can't yeah five seconds four three two one and done all right let's put this here boom forges down putting things in putting iron in its ominous o'clock be careful my friends input okay wait be careful my finals Oh Oh guys guys come inside if you're in the garage come inside right now it's so bad yes Oh God I'm running

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,871,266

Rating: 4.9686227 out of 5

Keywords: 7 days to die, 7 days to die markiplier, markiplier, mark fischbach, markipliergame, markiplier game, 7 days to die #23, gameplay, online, multiplayer, multiplayer horror game, zombie, zombie survival, multiplayer zombie game, online zombie game, crafting, zombie minecraft, scary, horror

Id: 3whPc2-ovpM

Length: 27min 7sec (1627 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 26 2020

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[u/pumpkinspacelatte]

bob and his 21 percent umbrella comments fucking killed me