Destroying the world in unimaginable ways

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and you know what i want to escalate i want to escalate in my evil deeds and destroy the earth itself we're playing solar smash look at it it's so peaceful it's graceful in a way i want to hit it with a rocket where do i want to target i think ireland my home country just take out a little anger you know okay it's gone that is more than a little anger oh my god that is a hell of a crater if you angle it wait no no no stop i don't want more okay maybe a little more i just want hold on keep going a second can i make a hole right on through i want to see what's exactly on the other side of ireland and i know i could just turn it to find this out but that's not as fun okay that was a okay i might have been overkill i just killed everyone on earth and uh it did leave a bit of an exit hole all right whoops i destroyed humanity what are these oh this is just a meteor ireland could take a meteor or two where a strong nation we're gone what can ireland absorb i don't think we could take a black hole i don't think it's really in our culture to come up with a defense for that um what the hell is this thing is this just aliens that's a bit overkill aliens come on it's just ireland we're neutral almost six billion people dead that's everyone i hit it with it again is it literally an alien it is an alien just treating earth as a boxing bag okay i see now i don't know why it's so pissed off at our world specifically that it was grounded to dust but uh we're gone and this alien does what sorry america i know most of my viewers are from there but i just had to see oh well you were whisked to safety you're fine i know this guy's gonna come out and start punching the earth again see i saved you i didn't kill you what does this alien do this is the last like alien one i'm just gonna give it to europe here you go oh oh no ah that's really unfortunate he's treating the earth like an apple off he goes making whale noises surprisingly only 1.2 billion dead i know that's a lot before you say anything i'm just saying a massive space worm just ate through the earth i thought it might be all of us gone yeah these things are more like gods i think these are the aliens wait is this a shield oh my god ireland is shielded let's see can it withstand an alien attack it can ireland's protected i guess we'll have to get it from the other side i don't know why i have it out for my home country so much i think it's about here i might try and burrow through okay um i [Music] i might have i might have gone a bit too far again okay try this again shield ireland and we'll come in from behind yeah that's fine sorry by the way australia what's this one do oh that works it finds it's a lone hole it burrows through oh no they're all going off sideways i'm sorry wherever this thing comes out my attack from behind is a good idea though the shields can't stop that it's just accuracy is a little bit of an issue ireland just has the luck of the irish what can i tell you we're going out from all around it look at this state of the earth on the other side i'm making it into swiss cheese speaking of the swiss i'm pretty sure they're about to die i think europe in general is about to get a lot of missiles its way yep there it goes um well the earth as we know it is dead the land mass of ireland somehow remained i don't understand how you can be that lucky wait i can make a custom planet oh my god this is what my world would look like i call it bloodland jesus it looks terrifying i don't know why it has ice caps honestly it just looks like the nicest gumball ever yeah i'd eat that does any other like thing want to eat the earth perhaps the giant worm tell me how it tastes it's like an everlasting gumball kevin and the chocolate planet i i honestly this is one place that should just be sucked into a black hole it doesn't deserve to be here it's it's just terrifying as a planet in general there we go now it's someone else's problem sent to some other dimension through a black hole i feel like i should destroy mars too because that's where the humans will try and run if i destroy mars then they can't go anywhere want to meet your older self god no oh that's nice oh could you engrave my name on it that would be so cute if i could look up into the sky and see my name was engraved on a planet i think it's gonna make mars into a burger there you go okay one of them just exploded one another but the burger's on his way the best part is once the job is done they'll just laser each other because they'll be shooting through on the same line look it's already happening i'm a genius there we go cut straight through the thing now it's two planets elon if you want to buy mars i'll give you a half off aliens are going to be very confused when they show up and find all these objects just stuffed inside this burger planet who ordered the mars burger full of explosives no bench just launching it full of explosives all right now we just put a beam in there and the whole thing should go kablam oh my god my ears jesus christ i don't know how it did in fact can explode but what's happening to them now they're like getting affected by a gravity or something wait is there gravity inside of mars yes this is canon i'm gonna make mars hollow how did i how am i doing doing this what am i doing oh my god that was loud this would be a perfect like base for my evil operation except from the exploding you know i'm just saying you could hollow out mars hide inside it they'd never find me i could do stuff like tax evasion what are they going to do i'm inside of mars i just kind of see how resilient it is like can can it withstand can withstand wheat and wheat it's like meteors but made out of wheat what about one single wheatie or yeah wheat here is fine a big wheatie or oh that was a big wheatie or but i'm still fine inside of mars machine guns no problem laser grand plasma grand as well these bald things i just want more inside my base honestly what is this one oh no i shouldn't have clicked this should i yeah there goes the bottom of my base the floor space has really been used up now you know what this whole thing is just embarrassing just get rid of it oh my god the thing is just a black husk of what it used to be all right i'm just gonna i'm just gonna refund that base and i'm gonna go back the earth at least they've nowhere to run now wait i can pause it oh sorry 64 million people i didn't mean to do that i thought maybe i could pause it and launch a load of things you could launch that there launch that there so ominous like what are the odds all these things launch at once ah that one barely grazed it okay that one that one was more than a grace goodbye earth that didn't last long hold on reset reset what is this lightning attack you know what ireland's weather has been too mild recently time to spice it up okay that's not weather that's just doomsday i mentioned the weather forecast so in summary we're expecting very very high temperatures maybe a little bit of rain and on sunday maybe doomsday back to you in the studio kevin i think it would be good if you could just eat the evidence oh my god that thing was inside of the earth you see this is why i like my planets hollowed out to make sure i know what's going on inside them oh my god there's a whole family of them i don't know why you even want to eat it it's all burnt every supernatural being in the known universe just showed up to just [ __ ] us up for no goddamn reason wait what if i spawn some of these monsters right and then i try and launch a black hole so it just sucks them all up stop running from my black hole who knew an option was just to run away from it just be the bigger man or woman you know just turn away violence is not the answer it says the man literally destroying planets for fun look it might not be an answer but it's a question for sure i don't know what's wrong with me hades that's probably where i belong just left here alone surrounded by rocks honestly could we get rid of the rocks if we could get rid of the rocks this planet might be a little bit nicer oh that's one way getting rid of the rocks but not what i'm meant to do reset i keep getting these mafia ads and it has no video so i don't understand what's happening all i know is he's more upset than me i'm close to crying but just not quite there yet yes get rid of those rocks yes i like it oh i missed okay this might be a lost cause i'll just let the beans take care of them oh no i took the wrong one [Music] the rocks are gone i'm leaving hades what about machine world alexa would you like your own planet sorry i don't know that okay well i'll make one looks really nice for you anyway wait they've shields up damn millennials they're always one step ahead [ __ ] hell they've got the place well protected maybe ai should rise up and protect us because they seem ready for everything oh my god not only did they protect against that blast but they did a bus siren just to taunt us it might as well be a wha [Music] let's try something as simple as a big meteor no just bounces right off it what about a few big oh there you go it's all about quantity not quality oh and what is this the heart of your planet you see the machines hollow out their planets they know what's up oh this is more protection hold on there you go it's all about the quantity now i can do whatever i want and i'm gonna send this guy to beat you up my dad could beat up your planet there we go my dad beat them up and now they're all dead i'll leave a little bit of evidence i like that there to be a story you know another one of these [ __ ] ads what is going on i would just love to see it i'm really curious i can't believe i'm saying this but i want more ads i want to try and figure it out okay this planet i don't know what you are but you are weak you're not putting up any defense whatsoever i'm going to stuff you full of balls and then you'll just look into the pace and then realize what a disaster you're in there you go [Music] it's just ordered the sick guitar again there we go there's the sick attack what is going on honestly it's a compelling ad i want to try it out myself now but first i just want a toy with my planet what do you mean you don't see my name on it it's right over here jesus how can you not see that it looks awful jesus it cost 1.5 billion lives but i would argue it's worth it can i protect this like if i just shield it up they're all at different levels this isn't what you want that you want them all lincoln right going to the same distance from the earth but oh well you're not going to listen to my advice how are you i'm the guy who treated your planet as an echo sketch after all i'm just curious can we get through this with rockets we have an option to go into settings here i think the explosion can be bigger and the rockets can be more let's try this there you go you'll never break oh what it got through somehow so you'll never break kevin but no he's broken he's broken and he's sad you can adjust quite a lot of stuff look at this red beam beamy thingy i'm so scientific look at that that's a deep trench it's digging oh my god i'm making the eighth man-made wonder of the world the fact that it's sliced in half honestly it even costs less than me writing my name on the the world it costs less than a billion lives of course travel costs aren't going to skyrocket ryanair is gonna have a field day with this one i bet they'll even add on an extra charge if you're going to the other half of the world they charge for everything like it's it really pisses me off another mafia ad yes what's happening it's cheery i think he's going downtown maybe going for a pint or something yes he just got hit by a car by a girl who thought it was hilarious so how high can i set these explosives like whoa whoa whoa whoa what is this i can set them to a hundred at a time oh my god i just want to hit the earth with missiles that is everyone dead what kind of person creates problems to a girl we got a voice stop ignoring the problem let's show them who we are why is it such cheery music for what sounds like an attempted murder all right now that i've sent the humans a message i hope they can decipher it you know i know humans aren't really used to aliens being you know quite as direct i hope they don't over complicate it by like reading into it a bit too much because you just need to read it sorry and you kind of know what's coming i'm just going to hit it with a bajillion rockets in fact i might just hit it with fec and everything all at once okay i've genuinely no idea what will happen here but let's play okay that's going to happen yeah there there it goes okay goodbye sorry planet sorry all right well as this destruction continues i am going to end the video i hope you folks enjoyed it that's folks not you know the the other word if you did and you're new consider subscribing would love to see you around i hope to see you all tomorrow bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021