I made A BIG MISTAKE in Planet Coaster

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and this video is sponsored by frontier i will be competing against rt game to try and make the worst planet coaster that i possibly can the winner is going to be decided by frontier and we'll also get a few goodies to give away including a game codes and a special giveaway box so i'm hoping i can do you proud the console edition of the game just came out and if you want to buy it for yourself there is a link in the description to check that out i got it for the ps4 so let's uh jump in and see what it's like shall we all right let's get started oh wait you can build in a city now yes i want to destroy this city all the land value is going to plummet there we go city pack that's oh i made a little typo let's just ignore it that's fine ah my first guest she's probably just confused what's going on here she came on a walk out of the city and there's just this vast empty space waiting to be ruined look at that they just turn around as soon as they realize there's no more path the damn city slickers and look at that the road too just bumping into each other like that i'm making the path first and then we'll fill in the gaps later that's my plan anyway okay i've made a really long path now i think i'm good okay so i think at the very end of the path should be the bathrooms of course wait smoothies yes we're gonna sell loads of smoothies at the entrance and then the bathrooms are gonna be way over there did they just say go pee or coffee perfect okay everything here at the entrance these are all drinks stupid city slickers and even if they don't buy any of the smoothies if they're out this far from the city there's not going to be another bathroom for miles and city slickers won't use a bush they look down on me for that they look down on people for that close one western toilets perfect there we go right at the end of the path you can't even see the entrance from here ah words to live by at the moment do your business wash your hands oh people are coming in great buy something yes go for the coffee good choice okay what was that did he just realize oh no i actually i i cannot remember how to socially interact with people after this whole lockdown business he's just 180. and now he's running away he's fleeing from the park i don't have any staff rooms you know what they can go over there with the toilets too the forest staff members i forgot i even had staff i forgot you know people have to work at those things and it's just it's not just machines i just found the most depressing thing ever a melted snowman hold on i'll be right back i gotta put this by the entrance look at how depressing that is i think i need a sign as well just saying remember kids death is coming you just like this snowman have an expiration date all right there we go the entrance is littered with the death of happiness now i'll do the staff building which is you know also the death of happiness if you're working in a place like this all right the staff building can be a fortress they might need to retreat here in case the parkours start to rebel i have no idea what the theme of this place is so far it's just depression like i have a fort for a staff building a western saloon for a toilet and the smoothie places are just all over the place i don't know what is going on oh someone needs the bathroom i think they're just running off oh the poor person what about some special effects that might be cool i think it's good to start with the psychological torture before i actually start building the torture devices which are also known as coasters and there we go well this will definitely trigger some nom flashbacks all right i have enough fireworks to send even the most hardened human into just a full-on panic attack there's so many all over the entrance not to mention the city is going to regret granting me permission to build a theme park here they probably pictured more of a disneyland rather than you know an insurance claim waiting to happen right you know what this theme park needs and this may shock you but some roller coaster rides or might be could put down some atms just because you know people will need to buy coffee and smoothies and stuff so put some down there what is this archer all right in order to access the park you gotta dodge all these arrows i'm never gonna place rides at this point i keep getting distracted we can also use it some staff members i think i'm just gonna put in a load of mascots again just psychological trauma oh my god they're awful i like to think that every mascot is just a visitor of the park who went insane i never got to leave again oh my god this is terrifying in itself who needs rides i think my party is going to specialize in psychological horror this poor family is going to suffocate cause of death smothered by many people in cow suits on bouncing balls 15th one this week oh i was going to put some out in the grass and have some free range ones but you're not allowed actually funnily enough so if you guys want to go to the bathroom bear in mind it is very far away and you will have to use those bouncing balls on about 700 flights of stairs all right it's looking like people can't even access the park right now so i better i better stop that family is lost by the way let's leave them to it let's leave them roam around a little bit while i put in some uh rides i'm gonna put in just normal rides i just want to attract people in here what's the most extreme ride we got here impulse yeah build that oh my god it's massive good thing i have a load of room this is just gonna piss off the city even more you know we'll get rid of that it's actually way too big chaos theory now that sounds good to me oh my god it is huge i don't know if i can fit this in my pack well it doesn't help you know the way i built the park always sweet spot oh my god that is awful it's going right through the park and around this stairway oh how did that actually work chaos theory has not been tested i think chaos theory would be a good name for the parrot to be honest with you all right let's get chaos theory back to the uh pathway here there we go it's always nice to have the entrance mixed up with the exits so all the people leaving the right have to go past the people queuing for the ride grand carousel that's a good song to have on this ride i think oh wait i can create a trigger so when they go over it that'll trigger all the fireworks over here for some reason just so it's constantly going off oh my god it's gonna be so obnoxious inspection why would we need an inspection never build it right and you build it once oh the trigger's working fantastic how are these triggers working quite well by the looks of it the people are overwhelmed get money for the atm or we'll never let you go i mean that one guy is enjoying it but the rest of them are all like move [Music] got loads of cow puns honestly i'm gonna milk this thing as much as i can i think this one's got the furthest they're going on a bit of a mission i think they're kind of tired now they got pretty far did anyone go up the stairs no they're pretty slow moving they've been here a while but they they've not managed to go that far or maybe they don't have any motivation to go that far i mean they may have to go to the bathroom but then again just go in the suit also i should add while we're testing this to open like i'm excited to get my first ride in the park but even though it's a normal ride it can only hold eight people and it takes ages to go all the way around so i'm hoping a massive queue will farm for this and if you want to leave to use the bathroom it's even further from the entrance because there's no direct path you have to go all the way around so i hope you don't feel sick after this ride i wish i could just make them go on it because that music is also psychological trauma yes i know i've lost 13 000 this month turns out free bathrooms aren't that great at making profit all right replace that with a normal track why would you even want to loop the loop anyway that's just scary oh my god it's stuck again who designed this if i had it my way it would just be a straight track the entire way it's just flat along the ground and you can never leave oh sorry that probably just cost us a lot of money i forgot to end the testing while i'm you know building the coaster another one's on the way hold on i'll just snap this in okay you're good to go there we go and home to safety see who needs loops you need just a nice flat track many guests are thirsty okay that is the one complaint you can't have there is literally smoothies and drinks at the entrance that is all we have right now unless you're physically blocked by the cows which is a possibility but just milk them okay the ride's open folks now you can get drinks and you can go on a roller coaster what more could you want i want to entice as many people to write on on this as i can because i want the cue to form so i will make it free potential monthly income nothing many guests need the toilets they need benches god they're very needy aren't they a lot of people are flooding in now that we have a single ride though although that's just creating more of a traffic jam oh no okay the cows are moving along they're being hurted towards the stairs do they need the bathroom i am so impressed by our ability to jump up those stairs oh it's like the wild wild west herd in the cows there's just an enormous line that keeps going there's a split off now all the cows went to the bathroom and all the people went to the ride oh my god there's so many people guys we actually cannot keep up with this demand wait the milkshake places out of supplies have you seen how many cows we have okay here's the cue okay now eight at a time please oh my god this is gonna take hours days even where are the cows going i want to check in with them are they queuing for the bathroom no they're not there where are they oh there they are they're still migrating wait they've given up bouncing they're all depressed when even the cows are depressed you know things are going badly i'm just curious if they're trying to go to the staff room or the bathroom because there's a long queue now it looks like some abstract art or something i don't know this should be like an ad for veganism wait we had four thefts what could you steal there's literally nothing here cosmic cow 82 entertainer is unhappy as well as cosmic cow 88 you're almost there we'll finally find out where you're going staff room okay guys i hate to break it to you but if you're all going to the staff room i don't think you're all going to fit wait only three of them can fit in there they all turned around after all that it took them like a literal in-game day to get out of here and now they have to turn around let's check in on our queue how is it going so far how's our one successful ride going it's pretty good actually i think a lot of the people gave up on the line so we're gonna have to entice more people to the park all right this is a steam powered ride i just want to do my part in polluting the environment so i'll get that set up for you now folks one ride equals 73 000 gallon of oil a few the cosmic cows are quitting which just pathetic honestly what you can't handle five days without a break or bathroom in a cow suit bouncing around time to pull yourself up by your moose traps and really do some hard work this right is open far less issues here i love steam steam is the way forward for us as an energy source oh wait this is popular hold on i can make some money here quick while they're already on it raise the price each ride 1800 usd you understand how much damage this ride make to environment we need make money back i don't know why i'm that accent that's just the employee of the steam drive okay he kind of has his own thing that's his own little franchise that he runs wow this round why you not like steam please buy a ticket for steam right a lot of the cows are marching home but you know what in this economy lots of cows want a job i don't know why my voice keeps changing look at these people happy to have a job yeah that's right keep going these people are happy to bounce on their others for money you go home with your dignity and by the way return the outfit that's not yours you know that belongs to the company it might be good to have like some attractions as well actually like not just stuff you can ride on my first attraction is the cow enclosure i made it so they can't leave this little island i'm making for them good luck quitting now this is great now you get a theme park and a zoo all in one go god that is terrifying like even from afar it's actually worse for some reason how come whenever i play these types of games there is just red exclamation marks at all times my screen is permanently got red exclamation marks at the top i just realized this ride is broken so now these people are trapped here for all eternity just like the cows well sorry about that folks it's a hell of a way to go this person's just panicking like i don't know how to do this i've not been trained how to do this do you think some of those cows might be like engineers the economy is tough maybe they had to retrain i was an engineer but now i'm a cow that bounces around on my others all day oh you can edit the terrain i put the western saloon into like a cliff a few moments later these poor cows they're just stuck there forever now sorry cows sinkhole that's just the way it goes sometimes oh my god that is terrifying i'm just gonna leave that there sinkhole i think i was gonna put water in but it actually looks way worse and even the path is just going to collapse into it at this rate cosmic couch 71 is thinking about quitting well i hope you're not on the island this could be a reality show or something i think it'd be nice to have a ride near here just so you know you can get a good view of the cow island for some reason steam is not really taking off some people just don't want to pay 1800 usd to ride on the steam engine yet we still have it going around for no reason okay that is fast if i can just edit that so that it just gets a full-on strike on the cows i would be pretty happy oh that was so close oh that was terrifying okay now the cows have roller coasters forever scraping across them oh pit's on fire these things happen especially when you have like hundreds of fireworks going off every now and again at the same time next to a lot of flammable cows you know i think this is a pretty good pack and it's just improving by the second because i keep placing more and more cows i think psychological damage is the main damage here like fair enough some people may die a lot of cows especially but i think the lasting psychological damage is the main damage i've done here and it it's honestly cruel but i think we've done enough damage for one day i say as i continue to add more and more cows you can never have enough cows but i i think we will end it there all right folks we're gonna leave it there i hope i did you proud i think there's a lot of psychological trauma there hopefully that bodes well for me but we are going to end the video there thank you so much to frontier for sponsoring the video again there's a link in the description if you want to check out planet coaster console edition for yourself it's available to buy now on xbox series x slash s xbox one and ps4 and it'll release on ps5 alongside the launch of the console from november 12th 2020. and thank you so much for watching i do appreciate it if you like my stuff i post every single day and uh yeah thanks very much for watching appreciate it and i hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: uKBupn3Qu-8

Length: 15min 30sec (930 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 15 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Bubbifred]

I cry-laughed at this masterpiece 🐄

[u/lar_rainbow]

Someone please draw him with the cows