Deadpool "Daughter, Marriage & Death of Deadpool" - Full Story | Comicstorian

welcome to the full story series where we take a compilation of old videos that we did here on comic story and bring them together for a giant movie today we're gonna be covering the Gerry Dugan Deadpool run this is my favorite Deadpool run of all this is what is known as the sad clown run you're gonna see Deadpool go from being just an over-the-top crazy kooky guy to discovering as a family to discovering that he wants to do better by his family and then discovering his marriage and a bunch of other things I hope you guys enjoyed this run and if you do enjoy this and you want to show more support for comic story and you want us to continue doing this consider going over to our patreon patreon comm slash comics torreón where you'll find a lot of early access to videos in five different podcasts I think I've wasted enough of your time enjoy the Jerry Dugan run [Music] you his career as a superhero started very painful for him it started with him entering the Weapon X program after he was diagnosed with cancer one of the doctors who ran Weapon X wanted to know why did they kick out a man who had to cure for cancer the technicians explained that the man was mentally unstable and there's a chance that his healing factor didn't even again until after he was expelled so the man who had his cancer cure was literally thrown on with the trash because he was mentally gone and Department k the Weapon X project owners were on board with this but the doctor he brought up a good point does anybody seem to realize how much a cure for cancer is worth and he states he no longer works for Department K and he kills the technician with this doctor whose name is Butler has been knocking out Deadpool for the last 30 odd years and he's been taking dead people's organs and blood for use of experiments he hopes to try and cure every disease and problem known to mankind because as we discover he's trying to save somebody Deadpool has recently had the spirit of a large black woman named Preston who works for shield placed in his head she talks to him frequently and is always aware of what's going on so that's how Wade found out that his organs were being removed by them knocking him unconscious because she wasn't unconscious when he was it doesn't take much for way to figure it out them this is definitely a Weapon X project thing so he'd better go find a Wolverine and of course he does with Wolverine in bed Wolverine has no idea what's going on with Deadpool so Deadpool says goodbye to Wolverine and storm who's hiding underneath the covers Wade then heads off to talk to Captain America for advice on what he should do and he finds the cap in the middle of a Hydra fight cap tells Wade that he's a good soldier but a bit of a head case and cap says that everyone needs somebody to talk to and good luck with your mission Wade Wade contemplates what he should do next this isn't normal for him normally he's on some crazy adventures where he fights his own clones he kills dinosaurs where he's bothering the x-men but to go back to where all of this started he's gonna need to be ready and says the people who jumped him for his organs know that he knows what they do now they won't be coming for him so quietly next time so he prepares a surprise and he cuts open his own leg to slip something into it he then heads to a slum of a room and he gets ready to be captured but somebody is already there waiting for him and it's Wolverine and he says Deadpool you're right somebody is here for you and there's seconds away Deadpool opens fire in the door killing the first of his kidnappers Preston tells him to get the mic off that guy's head and he responds to her that's a great idea now I control the bastards but she tells them to be quiet and listen to them and gives them a tactical advantage Wolverine gets his claws out four guys just dropped onto the roof and Deadpool begins to throw things into a microwave while Wolverine begins to cut up the thugs through the walls Deadpool then opens fire on more of them while Wolverine cuts their ropes so that no one is climbing up the side of this building and Deadpool declares on the headset that he stole Butler I'm gonna kill these men and I'm coming for you and preston says in his head Walt there goes our tactical advantage he then sets off the microwave destroying the entire building and he screams up with the men I won't go back I won't be your guinea pig anymore Wade then mows down the mercenary sent to get him he's gonna win this or is he he's actually been under sedation this whole time this is just a dream we see dr. Butler explaining to a Colonel that they've been letting Deadpool roam free this whole time because it's far too dangerous to keep him here what the next went crazy and killed everybody so the only way that they can keep Deadpool is by keeping him sedated but remember that thing in Wade's leg he was expecting that this might happen and it breaks open waking him up with an adrenaline shot he snaps the nearest scientist neck and he tells preston to shut up for a second let him work and once he slaughters everybody in the room they look around to see what they're dealing with he's been getting injected with a powerful mind waking drug something that allowed you to implant memories into somebody else's head way to Mooseport killing everyone in his path but they did something to him and he's not feeling too well at all Preston suggests that they should go outside and call a shield err strength and way to Greece but once they step outside they realize that they're off in some far-off corner career just then dr. Butler walks out if he wants to explain what they're doing to wait dr. Butler explains that they haven't been experimenting on him they've been harvesting his organs and what they're doing is right down there in that camp and when they get there Wade sees what they've been doing Korea has been paying for super soldiers so dr. Butler has been grafting on other mutant powers using Wade's tissue to make it stick Wade is happy that he saw this because now he can go Butler with no remorse but Butler tells him if you kill me you'll never see your family together Wade just laughs because his family abandoned him when he entered the Weapon X project the Butler says no the family that you started when you had a child with Carmen Wade turns and says what now and Butler shoots him in the head with this knowledge Wade is defeated mentally and he explains to Preston but the child's name is Eleanor and he knew about her Karm came looking for child support and he just laughed it off the baby was just too beautiful to be his but just then a nightcrawler korean experiment named kim arrives and he says that the other experiments at him they're planning to escape tonight but their families are being kept hostage elsewhere they need weights help he's the only person that Butler seems to be scared of but Wade he's mentally broken thankfully though he has preston inside of his head and he allows her to control his body so that they can leave the area with kim as they go through it trying to find a way back outside Wade comes across something interesting though Butler was watching when Wade asked for help and he asked Wolverine and Captain America so guess who Butler has sedated and being kept hostage right here in this Korean Base oh boy at least you gonna be pissed Wade and now back in control of his body since his friends are here explains that the weapon Plus project has been continuing right here in North Korea and he needs the both of them to help him shut this down for good with the rest of the experiments they planned the ultimate prison drink Wade begins firing and everybody and it's time for Deadpool to be back in action the experiments were all getting wrecked but captain tells the guards I juda surrender you won't win this the guards then get rekt because they said Nath and Captain lobsters shielded Wanhua Wolverine leaves the side of another letting Deadpool stick a grenade inside of the guy the fight is epic and once it's done they win the Deadpool slaps a Hello Kitty bandana on Wolverine and they get ready to end this with Butler all of the experiments Families Butler and his sister that he keeps reviving and Deadpool's daughter they're all being kept at camp 23 so that's where everyone goes Wolverine notices Wade's never been this quiet and it's because he finally has something to lose that he didn't know he had he's scared that he'll lose his daughter the entire group goes to town killing everybody that stands between them and their families and they do it they kill all of the guards standing between them some of the families are freed there was a problem the Korean army had enough time to to wait he's excited he's gonna finally see Karm again and he's gonna meet his daughter and he wants to know what his sign help the Wolverine can smell it in the air he knows what happened and he tries to tell wait to warn Wade but Wade won't hear it they're alive he just found out about them they can't be dead he finally has something to fight for preston even begs him don't go look don't be the one to go check but there she is on top of a pile of bodies Karm has been killed and wait is to strut cap and wolverine begin to wire the entire place to explode and way just walks to butlers little panic room Butler states that he called the entire Korean army and Wade might as well just give up now there's so much good that they could do together if Wade would just join Butler and help his cause he tells way to stop looking past him stop looking at his sister and where is that damn Korean army well they're currently at the front gate and standing at the front gate is Captain America and they really don't want to fight him Butler tells Wade that his experiment gave waves life meaning but Wade argues that Butler had no to put him in a tube no right to experiment on all these poor civilians had no right to experiment and his own sister and he tells Butler's sister death before experimentation she opens the door letting wade in he walks in snaps Butler's arm and then he chokes him to death no one gets to experiment on human beings Wade thanks Butler sister and he helps her back to her bed she just wants to rest now without somebody trying to revive her Lorraine walks in and says that there's plenty of explosives here to make this place blow sky-high and Wade waves goodbye to Butler sister this is what she wants Wolverine Captain America and Deadpool all get out of there and they say their goodbyes Wade ends up in Tokyo contemplating what he had and what he didn't even know he had his daughter could be alive he never found her body and he says leave him out of it he'll just leave Preston to find his daughter if she's even alive if it's even possible but this isn't where our story ends very soon The Watcher secrets will be revealed to the world Preston will find out the dead fools daughter is alive and well we'll cover that soon because for now Wade needs to cope [Music] recently somebody killed the watcher and thousands upon thousands of secrets spilled back into the world Deadpool is a man of many secrets but today we'll be looking at only one of his many it was recently discovered that Deadpool had had a wife and a child and that both had died as leverage against him but a large black woman named Preston that was living in his head thought that maybe his daughter could still be alive so she decided to continue searching until she could at least find a body to give Deadpool some closure well after getting out of his head she's been having some success and on a visit to the shield Helicarrier so that he can get some help fighting some vampires for his wife which was Dracula's former bride Preston shows Deadpool an official birth certificate and his daughter's name Eleanor well before they could get any more information out of the birth certificate The Avengers cornered the orb while he was holding the Watchers eye in Preston as a SHIELD agent was called to the site with her partner on the way to the site of the Watchers supposed killer Deadpool hitched a ride so that he could get off of the Baxter building and he was the time-traveling portal so that he could travel back to the 1970s and with Dazzlers help fight vampires before they could launch attack against his wife all while dancing to disco but we're not going into that today today we're going to explain what Preston and her partner saw when the Watchers eye exploded and Deadpool secret was revealed the location of Eleanor as it turns out Butler the man who was experimenting a dead bolt actually kept the child alive and he left it with his own brother Joshua well since she knows that this is Butler's brother she just looked him up and paid him a visit to see if any of this was accurate and what she finds is a nice house a lovely yard and a young girl named Eleanor who wants to be called Ellie Preston steps inside to speak with her foster father Joshua and explained the situation Butler's now dead and the child that he's been raising wasn't butlers Ellie is technically a missing person and Preston would like to bring her in well Joshua isn't happy with the idea of the girl that he raised being taken away by shield he politely asks Preston to leave the building said he can do the only thing an elderly man raising a child can do try to run since he can't take on shield but as they're packing he runs into another problem because Preston isn't the only person who has officially tracked down Deadpool's daughter Deadpool's enemies did also they tie up both Joshua and Ellie and they take game at Joshua's head he's just an elderly man what did his brother get him into but our story can't end here with an old men dying and his daughter being kidnapped shouldn't this be the part where Deadpool shows up and cracks why's oh right he's coming back from the 1970s to bring dazzle her back to the present day to help him nuke the vampires who don't Sparkle and for some reason he came back to the modern day with an afro but don't you worry dear listeners Preston will just punch her way through the wall you see when she had her soul pulled out of Deadpool and put back into a body her body was already decomposed so they just put her into a robotic body and they tried to shoot her face off so she punches him in the head knocking their face clean off huh huh too bad they're not robots also because they kind of died when that happened she then flips a tub on to the kidnappers and opens fire Terminator style while Preston was against killing people while inside dead people's head no one tries to kidnap a child everyone has their line and they've just crossed precedents but while Preston was fighting Joshua and Ellie made a break for it and now Preston doesn't know where they are and there's still more soldiers chasing them she sends out a distress text message to Deadpool I found Ellie they're going to kidnap her help Deadpool looks around oh my god no they're gonna kill Ellie and he's halfway across the states right now he needs to cross the country in a hurry so he goes to the Baxter building hoping to get help but the Baxter building is all closed up and dr. strange isn't in his sanctum and Tony Stark is missing how is he gonna get across the country he jumps onto the front lawn of the Avengers tower looking for cab but camp isn't here either not again he's got a loser again why can't he just get some help getting across the country but there's one Avenger here four and he refuses to help Deadpool because the last time Deadpool visited he broke their toilet but Deadpool please please store don't let a little girl pay the ultimate price for his mistakes please help him Thor still isn't happy with Deadpool but he won't sacrifice a child for his own Vendetta he tells Deadpool he'll fly him there hold on to the hammer and boom Deadpool rides molnár to Chicago he won't lose her again he will save her following the trail that Joshua Nellie left Deadpool ends up on the train tracks with the kidnappers but they see Deadpool before he sees them and he's a little preoccupied looking for his daughter so they opened fire and unloaded everything into him it's gonna take him some time to regrow everything so the kidnappers pick up the Deadpool mush and they carry him away while the kidnappers also have some police officers on payroll so they quickly locate Joshua and Ellie the toll of everything that's going on is too much for Joshua though and he begins to have a heart attack all hope looks lost shield doesn't know where they are dead pulls a pile of mush and Joshua's about to check out except Deadpool kind of regenerated and he took the outfit of one of the kidnappers so he's kind of there and he kills the kidnappers and then he pulls his mask off Ellie my name is Deadpool and I'm your fastest ticket out of here he kneels down to Joshua he tells him to help us on the way but Joshua grabs Deadpool's hand my brother wanted me to keep her protected from you but once I realized that he was more of a monster than you I decided to protect her from the world promise me you'll protect her and Deadpool says on my life I'll protect her Deadpool then takes her hand to run the heck out of there because there's a lot more henchmen shooting at them and they make their way to an office building where Deadpool tells eleena hide and no peeking so he can do what he does best which is slicing dicing and shooting up the henchmen left and right but eventually they overwhelm him again and they shoot him in the spine paralyzing him he can't stop them as they pull Ellie out and they call up their boss and who's the villain that's trying to get his revenge against Deadpool who's the bill and that started all of this the flag Smasher steps out of the elevator laughs at Deadpool and he throws Ellie out of the win wait all of this is from a d-list Captain America villain he just lost his daughter to a d-list villain Deadpool uses all of his strength to heal faster and he gets up and he tears all of the henchmen limb from limb and at the end of it all he walks over to flag Smasher who is bleeding and injured prepared to kill this man and make him pay the ultimate price that he made his daughter pay when evidence shows up otherwise known as kid apocalypse Deadpool sent out a distress call to one of his friends and he came and caught Ellie just in time Deadpool thanks Evan so much and then he walks over to flag smasher with flag Smasher begging the Deadpool just killed him don't torture him the Deadpool says he's gonna try something new he means to stop all of this killing for his daughter's sake he'll just take Flag smashers finger for evidence and a flag Smasher ever shows up again Deadpool will kill him shield then shows up and Deadpool asks them to take Ellie into protective custody he wants to be a part of her life but he can't just take this girl home with him not with his life so shield does just that Deadpool has his daughter back agent preston is watching over her right now while they sort out where she should go and Deadpool is getting to know his daughter [Music] and our story begins with deadpool laying on a park bench with a gunshot wound in his head singing to himself but I see lays there a shadowy figure appears and reaches down towards him Deadpool asks to be here for his family jewels and he throws the man over himself and he notices the man's fangs vampire Deadpool says that at least he's not sparkling and he's wearing a shirt and she's doing after the man begins to get away Deadpool chases them down he kicks the man on the back and the two of them begin to roll past a queensguard willy bro you got nothing sorry mate often five pits off as they continue to roll away from the guard of the vampire bites dead pulls arm and then he spits it back out telling him that you taste awful there are worse tasting parts of me as a bus passes the vampire disappears and Deadpool asks if British vampires can turn invisible then Deadpool tells him nice try he must think I'm an idiot and he swings of the air and the vampire gets away on the top of the bus the vampire returns back to a house and as he walks in he says the message was sent but he was not followed then Deadpool jumps on his back and tells him yes you were and he stabs him in the back with an umbrella once Deadpool's done the figure that the man was talking to asks them what is the meaning of this a Deadpool tells him that I will be asking the questions who are you the figure tells him Dracula Dracula tells him that he was sent a message and when Deadpool checks his pockets he says you want to hire me Dracula tells him I did a dude who killed Raul but maybe I'll just snap your neck and drink your blood instead Dracula tells Deadpool that he understands that he has a special talent a Deadpool asks him if he's been talking to Squirrel Girl because she said she wouldn't be gossiping charlotte's Dracula begins to tell Deadpool to look into his eyes and he wants Deadpool to pull out his gun and shoot himself in the head okie-dokie usually people hire me to kill other people instead of killing myself Dracula notices then he hasn't pulled the trigger though as the gun is now a dead Bulls head and he asks him why not Deadpool tells him that your vampire whammy doesn't affect me I've been pervious to mind control even from myself Dracula then takes Deadpool and pours him a glass of wine this is wine right it is the finest wine and I'm going to inform you why I've called you here I am to be married and I will unite to the monster world but some people do not want this marriage to happen so I need you to go and bring my wife here safely Deadpool smists-- the wine this is blood oh I see the finest is blind so where is she or the lucky gentleman Dracula tells him that she is in the Arabian Peninsula awaiting to take his hand in marriage so Deadpool sets off on his journey riding a llama and eating a burrito until he reaches the ruins of where she is Dracula continues to tell him that there are members of her tribe even some of his own vampire aligned that do not want the factions to have a peace which is why he's sending Deadpool but as Deadpool begins to go deeper into the chambers he finds some dead bodies and some assassin - already surrounding the coffin they tell Deadpool to leave but he because to shoot at them all that was so easy I'll throw in me shooting myself for free but shortly after the assassins reappear they begin to attack it every time Deadpool attacks they just disappear then Deadpool tells him okay the trick is a stab where they will be they begin swinging his swords around randomly and as they appear blood begins to fly everywhere Deadpool notices that one of the assassins appears again and tells him to get away from that horrible spider thing but then he sees that it's a bomb let's see how much time I owe that's when he notices the one-second timer and the explosion goes off Deadpool grabs the coffin and it begins to try and escape seeing as he can't get out Deadpool sees the water down below and he hopes that the coffin can float and he throws it down there soon after he's thrown into the lake but he starts to pull the coffin to shore and sit by the coffin he states how it's so nice to carry a corpse that he didn't make and then the coffin cracks open later Deadpool heads to the zoo and then he tries to steal a zebra to help him carry the coffin and it begins to ride through town one of the townspeople sees the COFF and asks if it's what he thinks it is Deadpool says yes but if we pretend it's empty would that be okay with you townsmen says yes and Deadpool says good because the fiance of Dracula is totally not inside with that everyone starts to run inside their houses slamming and locking their doors Deadpool says man the streets are deader than Gwen Stacy as Deadpool continues a Minotaur statue comes to life asking what is the meaning of this obscenity this obscenity is a zebra and it's a beautiful creature after suggesting that the Minotaur pull his cart the Minotaur begins to attack deadpool starts swinging his sword at the Minotaur's heads only hitting its horns and shortly after the Minotaur begins to charge an impale deadpool running him through a building as deadpool lays there he tells him that he would love to stay being as he's never been killed by a Minotaur before but he has a zebra to catch but he jumps off a cliff dead then takes a scooter from a couple riding by asking if this was the uber that he ordered and he takes off as the man begins to get back up the miniature comes looming over the couple Deadpool begins to chase after the runaway zebra and just behind him is the Minotaur on a scooter Deadpool catches up and he jumps onto the wagon and he because that dog the Minotaur with a red sheet as the Minotaur speeds up and crashes through the wagon it begins to fly into the river down below and then and a purple mist begins to swirl and a voice begins to ask Deadpool if he's the one that she is to thank for free ater she tells him that she has shakeela the queen of the undead and who are you pool deadpool cichlid l's him that it is time for him to claim his reward one kiss and as they begin to kiss bull falls dead as she steps away she tells her flying creature of course she killed the first man that she meets in a millennia but Deadpool appears behind her with his gun to her head and he tells her to keep her lips to herself or she's gonna make him Doosan the mid he's going to regret and that's his job the two of them begin to walk down the stream Deadpool asks how long she's been in the coffin ashika uh tells him about her past a long time ago Sheila's family used to rule the night but as time passed vampires begin to challenge them and after an attack on their Bannerman a war began after her brothers were killed her father hit her in the coffin to wait until the war was over or until she was wet as they continued to travel Deadpool sees a trainer decides they're gonna hitch a ride but as they board the train Deadpool is met by blade telling him that he's in over his head blade tells him to let him do what he needs to do and Deadpool tells him but that's not going to happen so the two of them begin to fight blade knocks Deadpool into a box filled with beanie babies and Deadpool yells back at him I head grandma Gold I tell ya blade then grabs Deadpool and she claw fires a blast knocking blade down cheek Levin starts to grow her horns Deadpool states that he didn't see her monster side before and blade tells him that's not her monster side she clip begins to transform into a massive purple beast and Deadpool tells blade help kill him a fire back over in the monster metropolis Dracula returns home to find that he has some unwanted guests in his home he begins a storm in and that's when he sees she close brothers am Jean tells Dracula their death was a ruse to preserve their bloodline but as Dracula's soon-to-be brother-in-law they're now at his service and they ask where she click is and Dracula tells him he's not but he's about to go find out that's when he turns to his assistant asking how their alive cuz if they are shekel is not the monarch it goes on to state but he's now in the mood for blood back in the trade she club begins to attack blade and Deadpool tells her that she doesn't know what vampires alike in this era they're topless and they Sparkle blade has suffered enough she Club introverts back to her lesser monster form and blade begins to attack again and he ends up tackling himself in a Deadpool out of the Train what's there outside the two of them begin to use their swords and they climb onto the top of the Train and once they're on top they continue fighting but both are forced to lay down as they pass into a tunnel once out of the tunnel blade jumps up knocking Deadpool off the roof of the train car Deadpool then states that he was hoping he didn't have to do this but fearless fists of explosive rage and he throws a Hulk fist at blade blade looks at it as it bounces off and then it explodes afterwards Deadpool thinks that he's won but that's when blade appears slicing into Deadpool's head and just as he's about to finish Deadpool blade is told to stop by Sheila who then uses her powers to seduce blade Deadpool gets back up and he tells blade to go to the next car while she cluck uestions how Deadpool is even a Walking Dead Pool then kicks the lock for the train leaving blade behind and as Deadpool rings the blood out of his mask and begins to heal up shakeela tells him that he's strange and hence I suppose you went almost totally blind in that coffin of yours Deadpool tells her she kleh even tells him that her pet bug even likes him but Deadpool tells her to hang on he's got to call in a ride Siri call the idiot and after a moment he calls his friend Hydra Bob and he tells him you got nothing better to do come help pick me up as they're waiting for Bob to come and get them Deadpool is equal to begin to go sightseeing in Europe until he arrives Nashik Allah asks what is that strange to face the Deadpool used so he tells her that everyone has one it's called the phone people use it to exchange wanted and unwanted pictures of their genitalia with each other as the day continues Deadpool states how he's actually having fun and he hasn't even killed anyone and Sheila tells him that she's kind of enjoying herself so she needs to visit again after she marries Dracula Deadpool tells her that it would probably be a bad idea to bring Dracula back to Europe and she tells him that maybe Deadpool would like to go down with her she knows of some fun in the dark what oh yeah the catacombs wow you're like dead stuff as much as me if you like Mexican as much as I am I'm in trouble but she click tells him that she's feasted on Incas and didn't care for it she closed Intel's Deadpool about how her people are basically immortal and he tells her he's kind of like that too Sheik Levin says if that news should not make her sad but it does because they are so well matched and Deadpool notices something and asks if she feels it too and she tells him that she does but sadly she's betrothed to another and Deadpool tells her not that the cold spot my Deadpool turns around a ghost appears and then more start to show up the ghosts begin to attack she collide and the two of them try to fight them off but their abilities and weapons are useless against spirits a race that takes control of Deadpool and focuses back on chic like chic like grabs Deadpool and kisses him draining the spirit out of him Deadpool asks what happened but when he gets up he asks chic look what are we doing down here and she tells him that she doesn't understand but he tells her that they just need to keep this as a business trip he doesn't need to get too attached to her she goes on to state that he might be the one not being honest with his emotions but Deadpool states that he's nothing but bad news besides she's already got someone waiting for her once they step outside of the catacombs they are then surrounded by Hydra soldiers and Deadpool says don't worry one of these guys is my friend but later inside a cell inside of a submarine Chiklis says this seems like a lousy getaway and Deadpool tells her yeah Bob must be busy Sheik Levin because I think that maybe Deadpool's friend isn't as loyal as he thought but while they talk bug begins to chew through the cell doors and the two of them escape again as they turn a corner though Deadpool sees Bob but he runs up to him and the guard says Bob you must be in the other bob boy in a minute and then Deadpool snaps his neck behind them the real Bob appears and asks what is Deadpool doing with Bob from accounting well I thought it was you wait you thought he was Macy you killed him but before they can continue their conversation the sub is then pulled out of the waters by aim because everyone is now Eames prisoner [Music] an aim guard comes in and tells all of them to drop their weapons but she claw says she'll handle this she begins to try and seduce the guard but he says no sister your feminine wiles are not gonna work on a and Bob and then bug she kill his little pet rides a little cleaning robot across the floor she live and kicks aim Bob in the face kisses him Deadpool tells it that she could have totally done that without kissing him and she collegiate says you're jealous Deadpool Deadpool says nah but you could have not done that and she clip tells him that she will go and liberate them so she'll be right back she begins to run through the sub killing all of the guards and Deadpool and Bob a wander off to get their gear as Deadpool and Bob walked through the destruction left by Sheila Deadpool begins to explain the story thus far - Bob until they finally meet back up a sheet clock Bob asks that she's supposed to look like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark and Deadpool tells them yep evidently it's her lunchtime Sheila says how she can feel her full power returning and then suddenly she is frozen by MODOK Deadpool says let her go ultimate Stephen Hawking and begins to open fire on MODOK but before long a Deadpool runs out of ammo stating that he knows when he's beat MODOK tells them good I will be going now and he starts to leave on his tractor beam going back to his ship with Sheila Deadpool states that this must be a pretty powerful tractor beam and MODOK tells him yes I made it myself Deadpool then tells them don't forget your pineapple then and he tosses the grenade that bounces off MODOK up into a ship and it explodes releasing the beam as everyone begins to fall since there's no tractor beam holding them MODOK begins to ask him how will you survive MODOK can fly funny you should ask Deadpool tells him down on the ground the bodies begin to fall but as the shadow of MODOK begins to fall Deadpool is riding on the chair with shakeela in his lap and Bob hanging from the back of it oh my god I just realized something amazing this chair also has a toilet and elsewhere some of Dracula's people begin to release a werewolf using a magic collar so that they can control it the woman says that Deadpool is late delivering the bride so his contract is now terminated and with that his life Deadpool continues to fly everyone across the fields and Bob because the lose his grip because he's been hanging on to the back of the thing for so long Deadpool tells him that he's gonna be fine but Bob ends up letting go and he ends up falling and breaking his leg shakeela asks if they should go help bob and bob ask sir please don't have her stuck on my soul so deadpool tells him that she won't and he'll help him instead so begin counting backwards then Deadpool smacks Bob with a blackjack Deadpool then takes Bob to the bed and he tells them that his dog ate something and turned into a man with broken legs and while Deadpool begins to fill up the forms he also asks how much would it cost to get mr. Fluffles fix after dropping Bob off to get his legs fixed and get fixed Deadpool and shukla continue on their journey but when she : notices bug isn't with them the Deadpool begins to ask what smells like wet dog and then the werewolf appears behind them attacking the werewolf continues to attack dead bolt and Sheila tells him that the werewolf is in thrall Oh gross does it mean is it heat Sheila runs over to a nearby building to find silver but she said oh he stopped when Deadpool is thrown bastard chief Lee tells Deadpool to hold off the werewolf while she transforms into her war four and Deadpool tells her that she's pretty bossy for not even being his girlfriend but as she clones into the next of room the werewolf appears covered in Deadpool's blood but before it can attack Deadpool comes charging back in in a suit of armor and he starts fighting the world again Deadpool jumps into the air calling upon the power of george RR martin eclip tries to tell Deadpool that the collar is what's controlling the werewolf but she realizes that it's pointless and decide she'll go get herself when the world begins to come to chic 'la asks who's bidding he's doing and he says that he's doing Dracula's because of that collar they seemed upset that Deadpool wasn't back and also her brothers are alive Sheila says oh that's wonderful but why would that upset drankin well have you been following this story you know that Dracula's plan is to marry Sheila to get control of the undead armies but with her brothers there she isn't the actual heir to the undead armies so he's already got a new plan and his plan is to kill her brothers luckily she was watching thanks to buck and Budd begins to head back to report his findings he then pops out of a mirror in a cruise ship in the room that Deadpool and Sheila are sharing Deadpool says that they were just resting their eyes and wrestling in Sheik Allah asks bug if he saw Dracula or her brothers she then kisses bugs head and she sees what Dracula did he killed her brothers Deadpool tells her not to worry though he'll hide her somewhere and that's when she closed down no they need to go to track it Deadpool then turns to the couple whose room they took and tells them that they're gonna be their roommates for a little bit longer as the ship docks and Deadpool Nashik let leave they are soon being followed by someone Deadpool and Shaklee begin to walk through New York when she kleh asks who are all these people in fur suits and Deadpool tells her those are just hobos but as one gets close Deadpool realizes that they're not hobos they're vampires Deadpool begins to knock off parts of their suits so that the Sun will kill them and soon she [ __ ] and Deadpool have to run to a church the vampires begin to back away as they are now entering holy ground but that bothers Deadpool the priest behind them asks if there's anything that he can do a Deadpool says actually I have an idea and he begins wiping his sword with holy water he then tells chic la that they're gonna go blow some minds outside the frightful four which are actually Frankenstein's monster The Mummy Zacks the brood mercenary and markets the centur warrior wait as Deadpool jumps out from the glass above them Markus then asks why didn't he just use the door and then the door explodes because the door was covered in c4 duh after the explosion Deadpool begins to fight off the frightful four if she Club begins to sneak down below to where Dracula is The Mummy begins to summon the power of fire and blasts Deadpool into a hotdog stand but seeing as he's a mummy Deadpool takes the gas from the stand and he shoots the fire back at the mummy but as the fight goes on the day turns to night and Marcus asks of Deadpool can hang on he needs to make sure that his blood sugar is in proper balance Deadpool asks of his diabetes and he allows Marcus to take his shot he doesn't want to kill someone if he's feeling all woozy after Marcus's injection they continue their fight and Marcus tells him that he's afraid diabetes will take us boobs one day so Deadpool tells him hey I could help you with that and he cuts his legs off as Marcus falls onto some fresh concrete Deadpool proceeds to roll over him with a steamroller Marcus begins calling up her helping the brood mercenary begins to fire on Deadpool from above Deadpool begins to fire back and the burning mummy grabs on and says if I've got a burn so will you jet bull but Deadpool kicks him off and he grabs the brood mercenary as he flies around hey I'm not grabbing you by your junk am i Deadpool asks as he slams the brood mercenary into an oncoming fire truck but before Deadpool can even finish another witty comment Frankenstein's monster falls on top of him slamming him into the ground and then the monster pulls Deadpool back up and Deadpool asks what is that rumbling suddenly from the sewers down below all of Dracula's minions begin to fly out and out of the subways chica returns with all of her minions and the two factions begin to go to war as Deadpool looks around he says the first person to make a Monster Mash joke is gonna get taken to harm Deadpool then tries to call the crisis line while fighting Frankenstein's monster and after being punched in the face he tells the operator that he now has a broken nose how dare you this is not a prank call thankfully I called in my other friends too so go turn on the TV and come at me with that smart mouth the monster punches Deadpool back into the air while he's trying to have his phone call and the Deadpool gets bit by a dragon it starts fighting people up a bomb things begin to look real bad but that's in blade appears to help with the fight and soon after that the Thunderbolt everyone begins fighting and Frankenstein's monster returns and grabs Deadpool by the neck he starts to pull up Deadpool's mask and when he does he tells him that his face is gross and Deadpool says I see the pot calling the kettle black and he kicks Frankenstein in the face then down below she click continues to make her way to Dracula killing his two guards and she enters Dracula's chambers after taking the guards heads with her she tells racula that she's brought more heads for his collection Dracula tells her but what a better gift with your brother's dead you get to become monarch Chiklis says that she knows that he just wanted to bury her for that power so instead she married Deadpool Dracula tells her to forget about the kingdom he has a reputation to maintain he won't be [ __ ] old by an escaped mental patient back up above the fight with Frankenstein continues as they fight on the back of a dragon as the dragon flies around Deadpool grabs a pot of hot dog water and if the Rosen and Frankenstein and then he kicks Frankenstein into a pit of tigers Deadpool jumps down in front and yells onward a Falkor pygmy to the master metropolis and Dracula's chamber shakeela and Dracula begin to transform into their fighting forms but Dracula managed a horse she claw out of hurts even tells her that he has someone that he wants her to meet Medusa at least her head and then he begins to turn she clawed his stone topside at Deadpool begins to take the fight down into the monster metropolis killing Dracula's minions until he finally gets in a Dracula chamber once he gets inside Deadpool sees shakeela and he tells Dracula that he could walk away from this just release she clawed and he won't drive a stake through his heart Dracula tells him to come and die and dreadful charges at Dracula but Dracula is too fast and he appears to bite down Deadpool but when he does he steps back spitting up Deadpool's blood oh that's awful your blood is disgusting it's vile Dracula tells Deadpool that it doesn't matter he'll just pull him apart and he rips off his hand as Deadpool lays on the ground Dracula turns his attention to Schick law and tells Deadpool this soon his arm will have company but before he could even swing Deadpool grabs Dracula by the Cape and he pulls him down Dracula hisses and I'm asking how dare you lay a hand on me your grubby now good thing you don't know what I did with that other hand Deadpool then grabs his Gitana and he begins to fight with Dracula the to start deflecting each other swings until Dracula stabs dead bolt through the stomach and he slashes across his neck Dracula then tosses Deadpool aside and he turns his focus back to shake lock but before he can do anything Deadpool appears telling him I'll give you a hand and then he stabs Dracula with the bones from his severed hand into Dracula's aren't Dracula swings his sword any questions why he isn't regenerating a Deadpool tells him it probably has something to do with my hand the things that it's done or not pretty Dracula then uses the last of his strength to try and escape and Deadpool goes over to Medusa he tells her look I'll give you a new body if you change it go back because if not he'll just whisper whisper whisper enough I'll do whatever you ask Medusa says Medusa pervert she claw and then Deadpool takes her head outside and starts turning all of Dracula's minions into stone Deadpool then tells her only Dracula's minions owned Medusa tells him she's decapitated not stupid you're the worst head avert Deadpool tells her everyone finishes up the rest of Dracula's forces and they starting to say their goodbyes Deadpool finally gets the girl I'm sure I'm gonna pay for that later but for now let's all enjoy the story of how I beat up Dracula and stole his lady [Music] things begin in a diner with an officer reading the paper and the paper explains that carnage has gotten free again and he's on a murderous spree right now he's fed up why can't they just kill this monster well the man next to him turns to him and says is that so and then he Spears the officer through the head who ordered bacon carnage asks as he stands up from the counter and that he leaps into the air it cuts the limbs off of everyone in the room meanwhile Deadpool is sitting on his couch in New York City munching on some cereal when he overhears the news explaining the murderous rampage that carnage is on as he flips through the channels he pieces together a message that he believes the world is trying to tell him the killer is not acting randomly as he believes ride the wave of insanity and you can be the first to find him boy so Deadpool gets on his knees and he asks am I the only one crazy enough to find carnage and a game show goes on the television so Deadpool walks out singing to himself yoo-hoo carnage your soul mate Deadpool is hunting you Deadpool isn't wrong though both men are totally crazy he follows the breadcrumbs that he feels the galaxy has laid out for him he and carnage are on the same wavelength so he can find him so just as Cletus was breathing in the freedom that he's given to himself Deadpool launches of missiles right at his farm blowing up the whole place Deadpool then walks up on carnage as he's recovering wondering who found him the two men go at it with Deadpool pulling out his guns carnage blocking the bullets and both men swinging their blades around eventually carnage jumps on him and pins him and he asks who the hell do you think you are and Deadpool just looks at him I'm Deadpool the Merc with the purty mouth and with that he shoves a grenade in carnage his mouth with carnage officially defeated it on the ground Deadpool takes his sword to carnage its throat and he says see pal you may be a homicidal maniac but when it comes to crazy you're simply outclassed and then he gets blasted in the face so hard that it peels back the skin off of his face and blows his mask away shree Carnage's lover has arrived so carnage get but he Spears Deadpool how did you find me so Deadpool explains that there are these crazy wavelengths and he's able to track the wavelengths of carnage this just pisses off carnage everything I do is random every action I do is an offering to the almighty dollar Deadpool jumps in chaos carnage yells out so he begins to run Deadpool through in hopes of ending his life right here and now and Deadpool struggles to ask do you like music and he blares speakers that are on his belt right at carnage knocking this idiot off of Cletus cleanest falls to the ground yelling what is this oh this is dubstep Deadpool tells him your brother daddy or whatever venomous hates this stuff shriek interrupts again though and dead bless to just Chuck a whole bunch of grenades in the ground and just as Deadpool is about to do his victory dance carnage rips his stomach out and shriek flies the two of them away once Deadpool comes to he realizes that he's gonna need a new uniform in some and new gear so he goes to a local storage locker that he was keeping his gear in and the lady there tells him that he didn't pay his rent so it was all sold off to the locals so he goes to the local who bought his storage locker and is there that Deadpool meets is a largest fan after a little bit of gearing up Deadpool means back up with carnage on the highway while he gets ready to crush him with some farm equipment he begins to chew up shriek and carnage his car until he forces shriek to bang her head knocking her unconscious this of course pisses Cletus off so he suits up his carnage and he jumps back in to fight let's do this carnage vs Deadpool round two and Deadpool stops him don't you mean Deadpool vs. carnage they begin their battle once again and this time on the highway was Deadpool cracking jokes like normal and carnage just asks don't you ever shut up but Deadpool defends his jokey manner by telling carnage one of us has to keep the conversation going their fight continues with Deadpool slicing at carnage and carnage pushing around Deadpool's insights until Deadpool is hit by a truck and smeared across the highway once he wakes up he's clueless as to where carnage went as he puts his stomach back together and picks at his own brain but the universe fills him in once again the fight isn't over find him stop him is all Deadpool can hear from the passerby and then he sees the name plate that says mercury and team what's mercury team he thinks to himself so Deadpool follows the trail of blood and death until he gets to the mercury team which is a government-run team that uses the other sim pious that they've captured over the years carnage has gone to the mercury team to kill the host of the symbiotes and leave the symbionts themselves to die there so Deadpool creeps into the base but realizes that he's too late because the entire mercury team has already been killed and the vats have already been broken into suddenly before he can even attack carnage cuts off both his arms and his legs and his head try healing back from that as they burn this place to the ground he yells out as he leaves the room a shriek is this the end of the Merc with the mouth well it may have been if carnage didn't leave the force impious there that hate him because they bond with Deadpool becoming his new arms in his new legs Deadpool gets up what symbiotes all over him now and he thinks oh boy and here I thought I had split personalities before and he yells that as he gets ready to battle carnage one final time this time Deadpool starts things off by taking a sniper shot at carnage you said from a distance using the enhanced site of phage while carnage is trying to get answers as to who this higher power of chaos is that's controlling him then Deadpool sends in the symbiote dog Lasher which just confuses carnage even more and on top of that Deadpool uses the super speed of the symbiote riot to tear through Carnage's body while doing all of this Deadpool makes shriek think that she just blasted carnage in the stomach messing with her head forcing her to flee from the scene as she thinks that she just killed carnage with carnage weak and confused and shrieked gone Deadpool lights up carnage throwing his tasers into carnage his stomach and then he runs him through the stomach but carnage gets an upper hand as he fights back like a cornered dog and he knocks Deadpool out temporarily carnage runs off looking for shriek so that they can get out of there but Deadpool has one last trick up his sleeve he covers shriek with his symbionts and makes her look like Deadpool so carnage falls to the trap and he kills her he screams out that he should have listened he should have left one can control carnage well Deadpool fled the scene because carnage turned himself in he decided that he would just sit right there in jail in one spot and do nothing until he is free of whoever is controlling him and once he finally breaks free of whoever's controlling him he'll get his revenge once Deadpool walks away from the whole scene he passes the combined symbiote of Hybrid onto the team mercury dog and he walks away because who needs a symbiote when you're Deadpool our tale begins with deadpool flying home from egypt where he just fought and let a mega red go but as he ponders what he should do next he has a pseudo nightmare ultimatum is coming to kill his friends and family meanwhile at the home of Preston ultimatum soldiers are forming up outside of the building as the men walk forward with their guns raised the ground begins to burn green and skeletons begin to rise out of the ground Benjamin Franklin chuckles - Michael you thought I was crazy for planting an army of skeletons hey man when he right you're right he replies to him as he shouts lightning bolts preston takes her own family and le Deadpool's daughter she begins to go into the safe house which is located in the basement as Benjamin Franklin possesses members of ultimatum and kills them off one at a time the new flag Smasher who took over when the previous flag Smasher refused to get revenge on Deadpool sees that the family got away and he tells his men to just burn the house down Preston then gets everyone out the secret exit and into shields custody and then she calls up Deadpool wait you need to come in by now shield knows would happen and they're going to formulate a response we can't go off half-cocked we need a plan but Deadpool just puts his head into his hands I have one fix this stay with the family you'll know when this is done goodbye Preston and Deadpool hangs up as Preston tries to tell him to wait he spends the next few days setting everything up he kidnaps a tech guy to rig up a bunch of stuff for him and he buys a farm with nobody around it and he carves the coordinates into the chest of the ultimatum members so that the new flag Smasher knows where to go it doesn't take long for flag smash' to mobilize the entire ultimatum army Deadpool killed off so many of their group that they just need their revenge and it'll take every single one of them to get it they fly in on shoppers and they roll up on Deadpool and tanks and they march in the rest of their army but all they find is the Deadpool sitting on the hood of his car playing with the tablet without even looking up he says to them I tried to end this situation without more violence that was my fatal mistake flag Smasher stops Deadpool right there we're not here for a history lesson or an apology we're here to kill you so the least you can do is look up from your game and Deadpool just keeps looking at it I don't play games just then a series of unmanned drones flying in bombing the entire farm and killing massive amounts of ultimatum members Deadpool then presses a button in a briefcase thanks for the EMP Tony he says and for every aircraft in the area hits the ground killing off more members of ultimatum Deadpool simply thinks to himself I can't undo the mistake of killing everyone on the first Helicarrier but I can fix the mistake of letting everyone else in their little Club live he then redirects the unmanned drones straight into the ground killing more and more of the group at this point Deadpool just does what he does best and in his own words he's just murdered truck everything here needs to die you guys are lucky he tells them as he makes their deaths short can you imagine what I would have done if you would actually killed my family thanks to you guys I found where I belong not what the people I love but here in hell protecting them and after Deadpool kills everyone in the field he finds himself in front of a beaten and battered flag Smasher somehow he lived through this wait please I thought we were just gonna kill some clownish Merc I I had I had to kill you well you succeeded Deadpool tells him as he puts a hole right through his face then as a part of his own grand finale he cleans up any survivors and he wounded and anyone who's trying to save their own hide no one walks away from this fight not even Deadpool and with the three gun salute Deadpool dies so that Wade Wilson can live about a week passes and Deadpool is on a boat with his family everyone's here Preston with her family Benjamin Franklin's ghost the evil wizard Michael and of course his daughter Ellie he thanks everyone for their help and putting up with him and they all reply with how could they not they're his friends Wade closes his eyes and he thinks to himself I can feel it love and it feels warm and then he opens his eyes to warm above him is another planet about to smash into this one oh man I thought the incursian stuff was just a bunch of Avengers nonsense are you telling me that none of them figured this out and as the two worlds collide Wade holds his daughter close to his chest I accept this ending I'm safe and loved I can live with this finale and the entire world is destroyed and that is where Deadpool died no seriously he really did but so to the entirety of the Marvel Universe but since you're about halfway through a video you know that there's more to this story you see what it actually happened is Secret Wars had started in multiple universes were colliding together that universe that Deadpool died to that was the ultimate universe colliding with the Marvel Universe secret wars goes into this part of the story but Deadpool himself really doesn't matter to that story so what we're going to do is bring you to things that are in continuity and you'll understand more as the videos go on but they don't really have a good place in this series so I figured they would be good for bridging the two halves of the Deadpool story so you're going to get deadpool 2099 and then you're going to get deadpool where did the voices in his head come from and then you're going to notice the story of deadpool continues he's been brought back to life on this new version of earth-616 and they don't even reference that he died for the story of deadpool his family and his friends will continue on after these two stories I hope you enjoy give me alleyways of New York a man gets ready to rob a woman what a voice in the shadows tells him she has a question for him the man shouts that he doesn't know nothing about not and he begins to run but before he can get very far the masked woman strikes the man in the back and she asks him where is Deadpool the man looks back at her telling her you don't find Deadpool she finds you and when she does she straight up Dead's you meanwhile in another part of the city Deadpool is being chased by the police while riding on her giant dragon as the cops get closer they begin a fire on the Dragon and the dragon tells Deadpool if this is Maya please don't rez me one zero one one zero one Deadpool quickly jumps onto a building in the cops yell but at the end of the line there's nowhere else to run Deadpool tells them that she really doesn't like fighting cops so she'll let the baabs do it for her as the police turned the corner Deadpool's makeshift bob themed two gang jumps out and fights off the cops allowing Deadpool to run away a short while later at Deadpool's apartment she flies into her the other Deadpool Wade Wilson sits chained up watching the news Wade asks what the hell are you doing here and Deadpool says that is no way to talk to his daughter Wade sits up for a moment and says I have no daughter Deadpool looks back and has her mask of her tracks she says yeah and she has no father Wade says she could never wanted me to be a father and then Deadpool grabs him shouting Warda her name is Warda she claw was her mother all of this could end if he just tells her what she wants to know and Wade says that's the thing I can't tell you something I don't even know maybe Preston knows she was a spy at all the last thing I can remember about Zika is when you were lil she went crazy and Unleashed her monsters in New York Wade tells warden that she really shouldn't be using the dead full name it's cursed and Warda puts her mask back on and says no one is coming for you no one even knows that you're alive so sit there and watch c-span on repeat and as she leaves Wade shouts damn you to hell later that night the Bob's head out after a drug deal when the masked woman from before says just when the larger Bob looks over the masked woman kicks him in the face and she begins to feed up the rest of the crew through her swing she says that they should already know it she and one of the Bob says Deadpool has a subterranean lair known as metropolis they shout that they won't tell Deadpool that she was here the masked woman knocks the last Bob out telling him actually she wants Deadpool to know that she is coming later down in Metropolis Warda makes her way to find out that her monster guards have been turned to stone one of the monsters says that if she would bring a mage then they could put warda stomps on the stone - monster telling him there's no need she has no use for failures this warden looks through Wade's things she asks herself who would want any of Wade's old crap there's nothing missing except that back outside the master woman rides off to where Wade is being held and she plants an explosive she knocks in the window and Wade looks up and sees her counting down and her fingers he shouts oh no no go away don't use any finger countdowns here suddenly an explosion of colors goes off as it rips through the walls and Wade's this man explosions have gotten really groovy since the last time I've blown up anything but as Wade hangs onto his chains he asks how he's going to watch TV now oh wait he can just kill someone who has a TV take it from them the masked woman holds out her hand telling Wade that if he wants to live again come with her as the two escaped the dragon watching the camera goes on and alerts of Warner that there has been a breach boorda shouts oh that was a distraction all of the bobs converge on the safe house she close depending on us back with Wade the Bob's starting to fire at them and Wade says you know I never realized how much a person could miss being shot at one of the Bob's speeds down at his bike and he shouts and that is a totally rad bomb inbound Wade says look at this idiot let me borrow a gun for a second the masked woman hits the brakes letting the Bob pass and then tosses a grab bomb as the explosion goes off catching Bob he Rockets back towards the ground waited and says that he appreciates the save but really she can just drop him off anywhere and run just then Warda rides in on the Dragon and the dragon starts to breathe fire burning weed he shouts you're not gonna be back while on fire the masked woman hits autopilot on the bike and tells way to bring up the hologram so he can get him up to speed she's gonna find them when she's done here she then jumps back off towards worte and we that looks at the projection asking who oh it's you and in which a preston appears and she asks Wade why does he look like a California Raisins turd and waits as well I got old unlike some hollow B back with the masked woman she jumps on two warders dragon at the two of them he gonna have an all-out brawl through the punches and the kicks the masked woman tells warden you're a snake like your mother and war two shots back who are you and as the fight continues to go on war two push at the woman off asking where is she gone the masked woman fires a hook and the two swing into a building and the masked woman says even if she knew what that monster was she would never tell Ward on war two kicks the masked woman saying that there's no point in keeping her alive who would be dumb enough to put on Wade's pacifist uniform the masked woman kicks back at ward of ripping her mask off and ward of stares telling her no you're supposed to be dead an acid Wade's daughter Ellie says that she has some bad news not only is she not dead but she's taken back the family name meanwhile over in the alleyway Wade and Preston arrived at their destination impressed and asks where is this place Wade holds out his hand unlocking a switch saying that it's a speakeasy underneath the Schaeffer theatre the place where the unity squad bunked he then opens up a box and takes out a knife and begins to shave and he says that he knows that he promised to never ask and she promised to never tell what happened to Ellie Preston looks away and says that she's not sure she's been gone longer than him remember besides they need to worry about water right now back at the fight Ellie continues to beat into water and after being knocked away Warda radios over to the Bob's that she's going to need them to get the plan she reserved already Warda then continues to lead Ellie through the streets but when Ellie catches up more dad mentions that the Madison Square Garden is packed tonight right now once the concert is over if people don't hear back from her they're going to open up a glass casket that was left over for she clothes war and they're going to release an elder beast Ellie steps back telling her you're insane and worte says maybe they both are just look at how they dress Ellie asks why is there so much hate for Wade and ward of removes her mask telling her look at her face look at her inheritance Ellie sees the marks from she claw and the damage done by Wade Warda then says that it looks like she's working for her now so go get Wade and make him cough up she claw as Ellie turned she says that she never killed anyone before but tonight that might change and a short while later with some actual clothes Ellie's bike brings Wade and pressed into a building with a bouncer standing outside of it Wade jumps off shouting to the bouncer asking why did you bring me here anta balancer says don't point that finger you don't even but before he can finish Wade pulls out a blackjack hitting the bouncer telling him it's true hurting people is like riding a bike from the shadows le steps out stating that he didn't bring them here she did the three hug and Wade says that he remembers her dying and Nellie tells him that that's an inherited paternal trade in the Wilson family as he looks at his daughter he asks her where she got all those scars and Ellie says the water got all of the healing but their reunion will have to wait Ward has got her gang in the arena threatening to kill a lot of innocent people if they don't produce Sheila and Wade shouts out of the question but as he thinks on it he says okay fine damn it go here and dig up the casket Wade scribbles in her dress onto a piece of paper and Ellie asks why does she have to dig it up and Wade hands the paper over to her telling her that she gets to dig it up he's got the a much harder job but he thinks he knows where he can get some help as Ellie runs off Preston asks if he really plans on handing over Sheila and Wade says he's not sure they can burn that bridge when they get to it right now they have to go see someone a short while later over at Little Italy Wade walks up in a group of men telling them that he needs to see their master the men look at Wade and they say that they don't have a master so Wade says fine he wouldn't mind looking around then would ya the men appear behind Wade and they snap his neck and they begin to drag him off empresas says that there have been so many times that she wanted to do that once Wade regains his consciousness he's brought in front of a shadowy man and the man toes Wade that he's got a lot of nerve coming here Wade says that he's got nowhere else to turn and Preston looks at the man who shot you and the old man steps out and Danny Rand says it's okay now give the immortal iron fist a hug after explaining the situation to Danny Elia radios in the she dug up the grave and she says that she's not quite sure who dr. Samson is but it turns out he's a real dead guy weight starts to thinking asks is there any other bodies there then Ellie says no she's coming back the Robo grave keeps chefs damn kids now I have to bury handsome boy here as the group moves out to Madison Square Garden for the big meeting Danny tells Wade that they still have some unfinished business something that shouldn't be passed onto the next generation Wade Wade tells him that he has no clue what he's talking about memory isn't so great and Danny pulls out a small case and Wade looks at and he says we'll sort this out when the girls are gone up at the top of Madison Square Garden warda watches as the concert ends and before she can tell the pops to go ahead Wade shouts in the crowd boertie jumps to the building onto Wade asking where is her Queen and Wade says well you I have to be a little bit more specific I've hung out with a ton of queens wait then goes on state and the shakeela is something from the past even when he met an award a punch his way telling him wrong answer now where is she as war to kick suede in the face she asks how much of this do you really think you can take and wait spits a tooth out telling her kid you got a kick off your leg before you get that answer Warda starts to kick weight again telling him to fight in weight tells it that he's got plenty of regrets but kicking the crap out of his kid ain't gonna be one of them Warda then grabs the girl from the crowd telling him fine she'll hurt someone else until she gets what she wants just then Danny rein in the iron fists jump out and Wade says what took it so long and Preston says that they wanted to watch the negotiation and once that got screwed they want her to see him get his butt kicked for a little while while warda fights back she calls out to her dragon his seconds later the dragon swoops in breathing fire on the iron fists before any damage can be done though Ellie flies down striking the Dragon and the dragon shouts oh thank the maker have you ever cared for her dragon don't harass me water runs over to the glass casket but before she can open it Ellie jumps it kicking her away as water struggles with Ellie she turns back and fires a gun into the glass casket the shattering stops everyone the elder BC gnarls and warden looks at how tiny it is she asks what the wait looks at it it says that he needed someone else to beat it last time what was it what do we do to stop this thing while wheat is muttering to himself trying to figure it all out everybody's looking down at the creature and then up and then up even higher the elder breeched growls and it grabs onto people and wade in the background just says oh that's right I needed the help of Lang and some Pym particles Ezard ant-man a 2099 surely there's one by now right Danny runs up to the elder beast shouting I know what must be done and then he gets picked up in a way starts rubbing his face and he takes a gun from one of the bombs shouting just give me the pew stick as Wade fires here's worte and Ellie still fighting and he tells Danny wait a minute he then shouts to the girls stop fighting I just want to do what's best for you but I know where she claw is so just stop fighting Ellie looks at worte and asked for a truce and Warda tells her nah and stabs are in the chest with a knife Wade runs up but war two kicks him back and Ellie said that it's going to take a lot more than that so warda jumps on Ellie's back and says fine shame you didn't get the healing factor from our Father see how our family deals with liquid napalm she stabs into Ellie's neck and his Ellie falls through me she bursts into flames Warda then grabs a weight forcing him to look at his daughter burning telling him watch because if you won't help me there's no need for you to be around either once Ellie's body is nothing but ash warded rags weighed down at the monster metropolis she throws Wade to the ground and then she steps on his head asking would you cry the same tears if it was I who died Wade tells her you're not making a really strong case here but I did remember something I remember that Ellie is a mutant whereas the Wilsons constantly regenerate Ellie well she regenerates all at once rolls back the clock to when she got her first mutant ability she gets a total reboot and the memories stay intact a few moments later a younger Ellie jumps and kicking ward his mask off asking if she missed her war - shouts asking if she will live forever will she ever be rid of her and just as water runs into attacker Wade grabs her shoulder telling her no you won't warda turns back to swing but then preston appears and shocked stop both of them telling them that they should probably try something else Wade shouts look just cut it out truth be told I never wanted any of you you all just kind of happened but that's life you don't always get a vote on things Warda that asks why why did you fight my mother then and Wade says that I got no real answer for that she tried to annex New York and there was a big fight and then we reconciled but we were on-again off-again for years she could hit the existence that she even had you and the next time that she tried to take over the surface help was called Avengers Guardians fantastic 54 and when she did it was all over for her on earth you can either coexist or you cease to exist just ask the scrolls warda asks who's that and Wade tells her exactly my point who are the scrolls they did way less crap than she Clah they came here pretending to be some of us and you know what happened we blew up their homeworld and we made the scrolls space oboes Warda stops shaking her head okay let's say I believe this what happens to me are you just gonna forget about me - and Wade tells her of course not you're my daughter you're a spectacular Cup but I got plans for you Wade looks at press and asking if she's ready and she says that he's going to owe her for this press and then goes back to her hollow ball and Wade takes it jamming it into Ward his head Ward as vision begins to change and then she sees Preston with a broom Preston says that her head is a real mess so it's time for the two of them to become friends and clean this place up back in the real world Warda says this is so weird but has weighed in Ellie leaf Wade says they'll listen to him we'll be back soon we could talk about Shikoku outside on the streets Wade walks up to the elder beast where Danny is being pulled out of the hole that he just punched Wade says looks like you figured a way out huh I'll see you in a few days Ellie asks what's next and Wade says that he's going to walk the earth and find his old enemies to send them to hell first it's time to eat the two of them sit inside and the waiter asks for drinks and Ellie says to manhattan's and whey tells him that there are both for him Ellie then asks so what about she Club where is she really and Wade points to his chest dating that he could never bring himself to kill her so she's right here Ellie laughs dating that he's not going to say that's fine just don't make it sound so cheesy anyway tells her no seriously I remember when Warda broke the casket and released the elder beast during the fight we had ant-man used the Pym particles to shrink down Sheila and hide her inside so that way she can be the one bullet that I can't dodge Nats we see Sheila is sound asleep and a coffin in Wade's chest [Music] our story begins with deadpool sitting on a roof in new york complaining because there are just too many superheroes in New York how can a guy shoot one blind lawyer without another superhero seeing him and that's what a man in an odd hat and an even odder uniform shows it behind him hi there are you selling dead ninjas do you have any a medium Oh Who am I kidding I need a large he then walks up and Boots Deadpool on the nose me I'll poop you and Deadpool cuts off his head he then catches the head and it starts to talk oh sorry you can't kill me I'll just Hoover eaten by felt back together again so you're Deadpool I'm madcap Deadpool then sticks madcap with a bunch of ninja swords from the dead bodies madcap eyeballs himself and then he stabs Deadpool with a whole bunch of other swords from the same dead ninjas he then pulls out a bubble gun and hits Deadpool with bubbles he finds himself quickly in a psychedelic world of warm and fuzzy animals Deadpool has a few birds drop off his sniper rifle while a deer leads him to a rainbow to get a drink but in the real world madcap is slapping Deadpool with his hat when I hit you with my bubble gun you're supposed to go insane not to your happy place stop going st. but madcap interrupted Deadpool in the middle of something important you know trying to kill daredevil and daredevil has now arrived on the rooftop to finish this while daredevil did kick them both Deadpool and madcap kind of ignore him and madcap tries to pull a sword out of his chest oh I don't have time for you healing factor guys but he won't need time because Thor just happened to be flying by and notice that daredevil may need a hand Oh what the hell New York Deadpool shouts lightning them Thor their healing factor guys so madcap jumps into Deadpool's arms as a giant lightning bolt hits the roof turning them both into a pile of ash and as Thor daredevil took off into the night Deadpool heals himself back up but it looks like it's only him sitting there now at first he's curious as to where a madcap went but it honestly didn't matter he just walked away and that's when things got weird Deadpool was able to hear another voice in his head a crazier one that would talk to him maybe madcap drove him crazy with the bubble gun after all the two of them went on a lot of adventures together from killing the squirrels by making them all into Deadpool's to becoming a pirate wearing a neat suit and fighting a hitman monkey they even had some more serious things like join x-factor try to join the x-men eventually fight his own evil clone until eventually after an entire run of four years in a comic series Deadpool found himself sitting on a roof in New York looking down on daredevil with his sniper rifle yet again you know right before the Marvel now run begin in 2012 it's the same problem then there are superheroes everywhere in New York and just to remind Deadpool of that fact Luke Cage happens upon him you know the guy with unbreakable skin Deadpool tried everything on Luke Cage from breaking multiple swords to bouncing multiple bullets off of Luke Cage until eventually Deadpool takes a hit from Luke Cage so hard that it jogs his memory but it wasn't his memory what the hell was that Deadpool says to himself mentally uh you weren't supposed to see that the crazy voice tells him wait are you hiding things from me the white boxes then begin to take shape and form into something that looks like the Hulk the voice explains that when Thor zapped both madcap and Deadpool together they reformed as one person and since that time dead pulls him driving but now it's dad caps turn so he takes control of Deadpool and he turns the Luke Cage to use his madness powers and instantly Luke Cage is forced to dance this pisses off Thor who happened to be flying by so much that he yells nay and he throws his cappuccino off the roof Deadpool with madcap steering turns to Thor any forces Thor to become blue cages dance partner Hey Deadpool says from inside his own mind I am NOT okay with this arrangement I'm not okay with you in charge and I'm not okay with all the silly stuff in here and out there I hate silly stuff oh well then here's an anvil madcap says throwing an anvil onto Deadpool you do realize we can't hurt each other in here madcap yeah I know I have an idea Deadpool says and a light bulb appears over his head yeah I can see that so Deadpool goes between Luke Cage and Thor and he has them play tug of war tearing his own body in half at that exact moment both Lucasian thor snap out of it and they see that they've killed the deadpool so they decide to leave but Deadpool and madcap both form backup on each side of his body and they officially have their own bodies again they look at each other along England and that cat gets up and begins to walk away before turning around now I'll call you and that is why Deadpool had a crazy voice and why now it's gone to top it all off Deadpool eventually hires madcap to join his group Deadpool's Heroes for Hire and they're working together again in the current run with the all-new all different marble and that's why I wanted to tell you who madcap was in his special relationship with Deadpool [Music] Deadpool comes flying in in a wingsuit and opens a parachute before hooking a grappling line to a building and pulling himself up he then lowers himself onto the glass windows where he cuts open a circle and he walks in melting the wall and grabbing the flash drive that he's after that's when behind him the white fox stops him she kicks Adam and he dodges before hitting her in the back then after his next dodge she kicks him into the wall and pulls off his mask where she's shocked to see how handsome he is name is born James Bourne but perhaps you know me by my superhero codename solo nope never heard of you solo leans in to give white fox a kiss and then an explosion goes off behind him and he jumps out the window waving goodbye white fox then shows him that she took the flash drive from him you're really good at this you know did you even really want to kiss me meanwhile two other individuals and Deadpool costumes are arguing about their jobs and two other ones are out of kids Bar Mitzvah even still there's another Deadpool using a giant hammer to smash a potential thieves head in oh and there's another one in lockup in New York and yet another one in the background of a hostage video killing the kidnappers but the one who rescued the man with the kidnappers that's the real Deadpool and he tells the man that he just rescued that no one hired him for this gig he did this because he saw the man's daughter on the news so if anyone asks the man paid a lot of money for this rescue because no one can know that he did this for free you see Deadpool is now world-famous and he has an appearance to keep up so he hired a bunch of his super hero and villain buddies to pretend to be him so that he could take every job that came his way sales from his merchandise are even funding the Avengers now or at least the Steve Rogers a group of them there is a total of six dead poles running around but only one real one but with this new life came a price though he's pissed off his wife Sheila by ignoring her and his daughter Ellie is being watched over by Preston the SHIELD agent that he used to work with who is now residing in a robot's body after a gig in which Deadpool's crew kicks a bunch of frat guys out of a house they realized that they haven't been paid and they take these complaints to deadpool himself the problem is Deadpool is now spending his money far too quickly and he isn't making enough but he tells his crew that he'll fix this so while they run off on another free mission ad set a man that once worked for shield and aided Deadpool in his efforts to size that he needs to talk to Deadpool you see during the original sin event he learned the dark truth of what happened to Deadpool's parents and since Deadpool just announced to the world that he intends to find his parents killers Adsit feels that it's time to tell Deadpool that it was he himself who killed his own parents Adsit heads over to Deadpool's headquarters where he's allowed upstairs any enters Deadpool's room intent on finally telling Deadpool the truth he has weighed sit down and he reveals the truth to him that back then under Butler's influence he killed his own parents he then turns around to see Deadpool is happy with this information at set is so relieved he goes to hug his old friend and that's when Deadpool literally stabs him in the back as that's it hits the ground he pulls Deadpool's mask off and asks who are you because that man is not Deadpool he has a man in the Deadpool mask and now he has some rather interesting information on deadpool himself at that same time the police bring Deadpool in for questioning because the zoning Commissioner was shot and he's telling everyone that Deadpool shot him the fake Deadpool has been busy but the fake Deadpool has no idea that the real Deadpool turned in the zoning Commissioner for gym and ego bribe so the police believe Wade when he says that he actually wasn't involved because why would Wade turn the man in and then shoot him but this gives Wade the idea to draw out the wolf in sheep's clothing he asks the police officers to continue acting as though they've arrested him because the fake guy has no idea that his plan isn't working the bus begins driving Deadpool to court and that's when he sees it exactly what he's looking for the fake Deadpool is aiming a rocket launcher Adam it was all in ambush except wait he knew it was coming he stops the bus short and he jumps outside watching the missile hit the ground in front of them you wanted me you got me he yells to the fake and he chases them through a building as he's firing an SMG back Adam with a bra wade dodges it he chases the guy to the roof where he grabs a cinderblock and he throws it at the fake dead bull's head knocking him out he then walks up and the fake opens his eyes tripping Wade he then handcuffs Wade with a loose handcuffed to a nearby pine I'm gonna kill you Wade shouts back at him and he breaks his own hand to get free and he starts chasing the fake again the two of them end up in a stairwell shooting at each other but as the fake runs for the front door Wade comes across someone else in a Deadpool costume chained up he slips to mask off and he finds a barely breathing Adsit and that's what he realizes whoever this guy is he's messing with a bad the fake gets a waste of Deadpool comes up with another plan says the fake is pretending to be him he'll get all of his guys to change their Deadpool costume colors we now have a blue violet green orange purple and yellow Deadpool Deadpool's for all he tells them all to be safe out there soon any Deadpool's they see on sight so the blue Deadpool shoots him yeah I deserve that but the situation is beginning to get worse as random citizens are now throwing on Deadpool masks and fighting it out declaring do it for Deadpool someone is driving them insane once all of Deadpool's men drop all of these fake dead poles with fake Deadpool masks and they remove their masks Wade sees that one of them is actually Bob and he realizes that this is all a part of fake Deadpool's plans and that's when he puts it together Bob is holding a piece of Madcaps costume madcap is actually one of the people on Deadpool smirks for hires and madcap spent a significant amount of time trapped in Wade's head a long time ago madcap and Wade were fighting and four got in the middle of it by striking them both with lightning they then healed back up into one person madcap was in Wade's head for years until Thor did it again separating them but the damage was done Wade's head and memories are not for the faint of heart while Wade doesn't want to believe it's madcap it can't be anyone else so Steve Rogers and Wade drive to Madcaps apartment and inside they see all of Wade's memories drawn on the walls Madcaps actual power is to turn people insane along with his healing abilities and right now he is off in New York making everyone think that they are Deadpool everyone wants to feel his love Wade devises a plan to get the fakes attention and he brings his little girl Ellie to the rooftop of his building Ellie wants to know what's going on though first wage sailed away with her and then his mind and sent everyone away is he mad at her did she do something wrong it's not her he explains there's a very bad man trying to kill him and he wants to use her to get that man that's when they hear it blam blam blam three shots are fired as the bullets get closer and closer to Le instantly she has picked up and brought all the way out to New Jersey by Quicksilver helping out as a bender friend even though le was bait she's safe and Deadpool knows were madcap is so he runs over to his location it throws the both of them off of the roof while this is going on Deadpool's and mercs for hire are successfully wrapping up all of the poor civilians that madcap sent to their own deaths it's over madcap wage shouts as they hit a car in the street Wayde begins tearing off mad caps mask and beating on him but he also has a healing factor so no matter how many times Wade breaks his face or stabs him madcap comes back he then gets way to the ground he shoots him through the head and multiple times that's when another fake Deadpool arrives named massacre and he cuts off Madcaps head then Massacre begins cutting up the madcap pieces and to various littler pieces Stingray lands in front of them with his own plan to put the pieces of madcap into a box so that when he heals he can't get out but madcap isn't done yet and he begins moving to pieces of his body and he brake stingrays kneecap and then he grabs a gun off a Deadpool's belt the only gun that could probably kill Deadpool a Chitauri hand cannon it disintegrates whatever it hits he turns it to Deadpool and then with a smile he turns it to himself hey wait hey wait do you think I've regenerate from the molecular level I think I will he then shoots himself Wayde is standing there in shock and Preston runs over hitting him across the head don't you ever use ellie as bait again he stands back up and a fan runs over grabbing his mask off of his own head he turns to yell at the guy but he sees a billboard with his face on it selling a drink the slogan is because you deserve it he submerged to the irony of the situation and then takes a selfie with one of the fans before walking back into his building and smashing the glass on all of his own pictures [Music] Deadpool doesn't have the greatest memory which could also be from his line of work but he really wants to no fool killers opinion even though they are driving around shooting Hydra agents fool-killer tells him that he's not even really a psychiatrist yet he's only been taking psychology 101 for a few weeks Deadpool tells him that he hasn't felt well lately for example last night he stayed up all night remembering how iron fist said that his face looked like a melted candle fool-killer says that maybe he's having a manic event there have been wild mood swings and that's when Deadpool gets it enough with the blahs he's just gonna go confront his issues so a little while later Deadpool heads over to Danny Rance dojo for underprivileged kids and he tells Iron Fist that his face doesn't look like a melted candle and kung Fu's stupid Deadpool then walks out all proud of himself for serving Iron Fist so who else is in the grudge book there's the hand and even though they're kind of Daredevils thing they must have done something wrong because they're in the book so he because the slaughter ninjas in one of them asks how many times does he need to come back and take revenge or something that happened so long ago some of them weren't even born at that point the Deadpool stops it says wait I've done this before the ninja tells him yeah every couple of months they don't even know what they did to have such a grudge with him you know the grudge book doesn't say but whatever it is you ninjas know what you did but while he goes back to killing everyone else Deadpool gets a call from shakila telling him that he has 15 minutes to get home or she's gonna declare war on him Deadpool returns home and shukla tells him that he's never around anymore he just doesn't do those monsterous things that he used to do anymore and Deadpool informs her that he'll show her something monstrous ten minutes later two of them are laying in bed and Deadpool tells her that that will shut her up for a while and she clog Reese but before he can leave shakeela chains him to the bed and tells him that she'll be back so how does Deadpool break free by chewing his arm off and then super gluing it back together he could have just let it grow back but the whole baby arm thing is funny only for a few minutes so who's next in the book Creed was there Deadpool stares at those words in the book he doesn't know what he did but he does remember that he was there for something and while there are some things that he can forgive not Creed not Sabretooth Deadpool goes about his day confronting those that he can't forgive like the guy who spoiled the Harry Potter book before the book is released and the doctor who told him that he would help him but selfishly died but there's something still bothering Deadpool as he sits at his table flipping through his grudge book he begins to trace the page after the one ripped out and then Deadpool sees it Victor Creed called me a Seth Sabretooth must die Deadpool figures that he'll start where things started to go bad so he begins looking for any clues that he can find in Butler's medical supplies when dead plunges the building hears a voice telling him that he remembers this place - even though it wasn't that much fun and that's when Deadpool notices madcap there but he's just a hallucination so whatever he's done talking Deadpool makes his way into the bathroom and begins to search and he finds a handprint and he knows who this might have belonged to he then travels to a strip club that he's told that he can't enter because of how he looks but that is a stop Deadpool from stabbing the bouncer and the soldier and entering anyway he tells everyone that he's here from Michael and then a figure appears in the doorway asking who was interrupting Yahoo Deadpool says that it looks like they've been acquainted before which is good because this is the part where you're going to start from the beginning Michael explains that Butler used to hire him to bag Deadpool from time to time stating the Deadpool would never remember you see in Deadpool's past the guy Butler used to send him off to do hit and kill for him this is back when Deadpool wasn't such a nice guy but before Michael could go any further he starts to grab his chests like he's having a heart attack he falls to the ground in pain he passes out and Deadpool just stares at him seriously moments later Deadpool sits in the ambulance that is taking Michael to the hospital and as he wakes up Deadpool tells him that he's gonna want to get out of Journal and write down everything he knows about Deadpool's hits Michael tells him that he doesn't remember too much but there was two of them and Deadpool interrupts him asking who's the other man Sabretooth Deadpool begins to head over to Canada where he begins to pick through a safe looking for a forum or something and he asks Jarvis if he can locate Sabretooth for him Jarvis begins to search and he sees that Sabretooth has been traveling with Erik Magnus in central Canada Erik Magnus is magneto and Sabretooth is on his new team Deadpool tells Jarvis to just send all of the data to his phone Jarvis responses very well sir you see Deadpool is currently working on one of the Avengers teams Deadpool reminds Jarvis not to call him Sir and Jarvis responds with very well my dope ass Fresh Prince damn straight some time later Deadpool finds magneto and silver tooth rescuing some civilians from a truck Deadpool lines up a shot to take us Sabretooth but with Magneto there he may catch a bullet so it's time for Plan B Plan B is simple Deadpool thought of it when he was arguing how he can kill Wolverine by decapitating him and soaking his head in acid but someone else said that that was a stupid plan maybe it was Logan telling Deadpool but he couldn't kill him anyway all he needed was a piano wire and someone to be riding really fast on a motorcycle and snap accepted sabertooths head now looks like a PEZ dispenser glad Logan wasn't around to gloat about being right this time but in the end it doesn't matter because he remembers he remembers what angered embossed Sabretooth he killed his family Sabretooth gets right back up after having his head partially severed the Deadpool tells him he's gonna do what Logan couldn't do he's gonna finally put down Sabretooth Deadpool swings in with his katana slicing off the top of saber to his head and the saber two slashes up and rips open Deadpool's chest Deadpool begins a step back and then saber-tooth throws Deadpool's katana right through him suddenly the two stop as they hear a loud squeak and they see a school bus full of kids is watching them Deadpool tries to sing them a song but just tells the kids don't be like him and stay in school bus then begins to drive off and Deadpool pulls his katana out and says it's a girl I'm gonna name her B but right back to taking off C ever tooths head Deadpool tells him that his memories not that great but he needs to know something what is it that he did to have Sabretooth murder his parents it's never two stops and asks is that what you think happened Sabretooth pushes Deadpool in front of a passing car and Deadpool goes crashing to the windshield the car continues to speed off and Sabretooth falls to his knees asking how can t remember that he killed his own father Sandra Truth remembers just like it happened the day before father wite-out Deadpool's memory again and Butler wanted Sabretooth to go with Deadpool on that night the night where he was supposed to kill his father later magneto finds Sabretooth lying in the snow and he tells him that he needs to end this thing between him and Deadpool now Sanford who tells him that there's something that he needs to do for him though and magneto tells him that they have more important things to attend to like the extinction of their kind to the Terrigen mist so whatever you need to do Sabretooth you better do it fast elsewhere the car that deadpool landed on finally stops and the family was so happy that it was the real deadpool that they decided to take a family picture if you forgot Deadpool's currently world-famous Deadpool gets back up and he begins to head back and the young girl the family asks if he needs a ride anywhere he tells him no but he does ask for a favor where's the worst place here the place that her father wouldn't even go of a young girl says that's easy the biker bar Kaminski's a few miles down the road but over at the bar already Sabretooth is already there eating and he tells the cook to put a few more steaks on affecting some company soon later deadpool manages to reach the bar and he and Sabretooth have dinner deadpool says the food is almost as bad as the reason that's a bird who killed his parents in sanford who tells him that is just he thought maybe he could finally kill him like succeed where logan failed he wanted to provoke deadpool to put him out of his misery and deadpool tells him he still got to kill him them so Sabretooth lashes out of deadpool telling him it's time to go outside after Sabretooth sticks deadpool with the bill he's already getting away in his blanket he tells deadpool it's over do not follow him Deadpool mocks another man off his bike and that man tells Deadpool that that's his bike Deadpool sits and the bike ax says out loud urged to kill rising so the man tells him to enjoy his new bike Deadpool begins to chase after saber through telling him that he sucks worse than the band creed as Sam Burgess rides next to a semi pulling some trees he slashes the straps causing them to fall into the road in front of Deadpool Deadpool yells out that this isn't even his final form but he jumps onto the moving truck he then makes his way to the cab of the truck and he continues to shoot at Sabretooth Deadpool then mentions that they need to lose a little dead weight and the truck driver jumps out saying no the boss fight II while Deadpool jumps into the cab to control the truck two helicopters started to fly over them telling them both to pull over but the helicopters get too close to each other and they end up crashing into each other and they fall into the woods sambar truth asks if they should just call a truce for now and the two go back to rescue the people out of the helicopters once they could finish those Sabretooth tells him that he's going to go get on his bike and go but before that sanbir truth extends his hand asking if deadpool forgives him deadpool shakes his hand and tells him that he forgives him for his dad and then he pulls out a gun shooting Sabretooth in the face but he can't forgive him for a sweet ol MA as time passes Sabretooth begins to wake up and he finds himself tied between a tree and a semi Sabretooth tells him that pulling them apart won't kill him Deadpool tells him now that part is just for fun however this Terrigen mist that I have is gonna kill you instead as Deadpool begins to get things ready to kill Sabretooth Sabretooth eyes begin to roll back into his head and soon he says hi it's Scott Adsit from the office Deadpool tells him nice try but as you know he's the real Scott what's his favorite album invisible touch by Genesis Deadpool tells them to get out of saber tooth's head I'm about to shoot it off so Scott tells him that he's been trying to reach him for a while through Michael he can't go through with this he'll be making a terrible mistake Deadpool begins to put the mask over Sabretooth face but Scott tells him that it was actually him who killed his own parents he saw it when the watcher secrets were revealed in original sin check out that video Scott goes on to state that he's not sure what he saw but maybe they'll prevent this from happening deadpool sits back and he rips the mask off a sabertooth said scott's connection begins to fade and Sabretooth wakes up begins to ask what the hell just happened ah never mind you have to trust me on this Deadpool but Deadpool says I know I did it I just wanted to take the burden off of you what are a few more bodies under account in another sworn enemy I am surprised that you would come up with such a way for killing me though so can you cut me down now Deadpool will get him down for sure just with the truck but before he can drive Deadpool sees Gandalf magneto begins tearing the truck to shreds telling Sabretooth that he's disappointed bested by Deadpool the worst Avenger ciara true shoots the bullet from earlier out of his nose and he says I was just playing possum magneto takes the Terrigen container and Sabretooth explains that Deadpool actually had it for research because his daughter's a mute or at least she will be in a few years Sandra truth freeze Deadpool from his trap and magneto says that he didn't think there would be a good reason to not kill Deadpool Deadpool then grabs magneto and tells him he'll give him another and then he begins to whisper in his ear Magneto's eyes widen and he throws dead fall onto the ground telling him I'll hold you to that so you'd better not cross me but for now good luck protecting your little girl ciara truth helps the Deadpool backup and Deadpool asks why he saved him from magneto in sambor mm it's something that Logan would have done also I'm a sadist so I'll be looking forward to doing this again when you forget but before I go I have some advice get some help Deadpool Deadpool lays down and thinks that maybe it is time to see a real doctor so he goes to visit dr. strange to make sure that all that happened was true and dr. strange hands him a book with a hidden video in it one Deadpool made to tell himself that it was true he tells them that this is the first time that will actually be fully remembering everything and as Deadpool looks at the tape he throws it in the fire before leaving Deadpool asks his Steve Rogers knows about this but Doctor Strange tells him no and Deadpool tells him thanks for the whole doctor-patient confidentiality later Deadpool heads back to the strip club to get the journal that he made Michael write out about Butler but instead of reading it and learning more about his past he just burns it as he begins to leave he tells Michael that if the Mountie comes looking for his horse tell him that it'll be at the border crossing and as vil gets on his horse here's a voice telling him to halt and that's what he sees the Canadian Mounties chasing them and he rides up yelling to the Mounties to catch him if they can going back to his usual Deadpool self our story begins in Juarez where Wade Wilson sits in a bar discussing his problems he says that he thinks his crew might be turning against him the person asks as he tried maybe not being a jackass Wade says that he's trying he's really trying but the more he tries the more it makes him look like a jackass Domino takes another drink stating Wow you must have been trying a really hard four years then as the two go on Wade pulls his gun out at the sound of the door opening they cease massacre massacre tells Wade that they have their next mission Domino says you know pointing a gun at your friends isn't a way to earn you any additional points as Wade heads out Domino tells herself that it seems like he really is trying he's definitely going to get himself killed a short while later in Albuquerque New Mexico Wade in the Mercs all get ready to move in on their next target Wade asks fool-killer what do they have and he tells them that they have a highly trained professional acting like a creeper targets alone in the house everyone gets out of the van and Solo says that he didn't sign up to kidnap a child and Wade says that their target is dangerous why else would she call herself a negasonic teenage warhead inside the house Ellie sits on her phone talking with her friend Cheryl when she sees something images of fool-killer bursting in with his guns and the second he does she's already gone as Ellie moves through the house she continues to see visions of everyone trying to capture her just as they jump out she disappears you see negasonic teenage warhead AKA ellie she's a telepath with free cognitive abilities and telekinetic detonation powers so she kind of saw them all coming ahead of time however as she's attempting to vanish she sees Wade and she sees one more vision one of him telling her not to worry he won't be leaving her behind now on the current time because that was a flashback he tells her how about we just do it the easy way so nobody gets hurt she tells him okay she'll do it wait shouts really that's awesome I totally knew cooler heads would prevail so lo pulls Wade aside and asks what the hell is really going on there's something you're not telling us why would our client want this kid Wade tells them by kid he assumes that they mean kid who just kicked their collective buts Wade then reminds them that their mission is to gather dangerous individuals you all fall into the radioactivity spectrum for monitoring and observation so don't ask too many questions it would also like to add that they need to stop being whiny baby men and start showing some respect for finding them these sweet gigs anyway as they leave Tara asks Ellie if maybe they should inform her parents and she tells them it's alright they don't need to tell them anything as they drive off Ellie's house because to fade away over at the humble dynamics drop point Wade notices the men taking Ellie away are all suited up in hazmat suits and his he did a bad thing sense begins to tingle one of the workers tells Wade not to worry she'll be in good hands and here are the details on their next target whay tells everyone that it's time for them to move out and as Ellie walks off she begins to see another vision one of her being strapped to a chair to be examined the next mission begins with everyone over at Vietnam as the team begins their preparations Wade tells everyone to suit up if they feel the need to slapstick tells him what's the point are we even gonna get more freakier solo grabs him by the shoulder and tells him that it's his call but he won't be taking any chances on their last op they didn't pick up any radiation and they still managed to get their asses handed to them slapstick Dan says that if the suits protecting against teenage girls then maybe he'll wear one stingray jets off stating that he'll get into position and the rest of them head inside of the temple Wade tells everyone to be quiet if they don't want to tip their guy off too soon I live in a surprise you know the room suddenly begins to glow green and Solo says I think we're a little late for that Tara that as that he's pretty sure radioactive man already knows that they're here he then slams his fist down and everyone opens fire while the bullets fly bull killer tells slapstick to flank him while they get to cover slapstick springs in with his hammer shouting fate don't fail me now radioactive man then grabs him and throws him into a stone pillar while slapstick screams free you Pharrell Bey solo quickly runs over to ask if he's okay as slapstick says that his life his entire existence is paid as the fight goes on subtly radioactive man vanishes Wade gives the order to move out and while the mercs head out slapstick starts talking to himself and third-person acting out a conversation as if Wade asked him if he's alright he then turns to solo and asks just wait even care about us if I were to die Wade would just replace me was someone else who would work for a cheaper or maybe it's time we replaced him soon Tara's device begins to pick up radioactive signatures and radioactive man tells him you're not anywhere with them my soldiers will march to step on your bones as we journey to crush Western culture as the soldiers begin to appear and fight weight tells him Western culture is not that bad The Outlaw Josey Wales Rio Bravo way then leaps in to take radioactive man head on it as he knocks Wade down he tells him that his employers will not subject him to their torture he then picks up Wade a second time and Wade says hang on I'm not done with my stop drop and rolling and what do you mean my torturer they're trying to help you radioactive man last dating just like a capitalist taking jobs without fully understanding and then he releases a radioactive blast into Wade's face massacre jumps into freedom and make sure that the fire doesn't spread too quickly and plastic crushes Wade's head with a mallet soon radioactive man shouts that they have all stepped into his trap and he begins grabbing each of the mercs a voice calls out that he's sorry he's late and stingrays swoops in he holds out a rocket launcher a radioactive man tells them your offensive weapons will do nothing against me and stingray tells them well it's not a rocket launcher it's a ram cannon as in a radioactive absorbent material the rocket fires and as it hits foaming is to cover in a case radioactive men as the group starts to get back to their feet Wade begins to think back to what radioactive man said I'm world dynamics our forces of evil and torture negasonic teenage warhead what has he done a few days later on West Virginia Wade in the mergers jump out of a van ready to move in on their next target stingray says that he's not picking up any radioactivity are they sure that this a new cloak guy is here and Wade says if the old dude at the gas can get out of here said that this is wearing new clothes out and even if he's not he's pretty sure someone deserves an ass woman Wade bursts into the bar telling the bar Jenna to give him a pint of whatever bacteria filled pink swine he has on tap he's worked up a powerful thirst being generally terrific and give his companions whatever they want to just make sure they're on separate apps Wade then leans into the bartender asking if they'd seen a guy named new clue one that can kind of glow in the dark heard he kicks his feet up hear a voice then says that he's been in and out of here for three months and no one goes by that handle he's never heard of anyone named new clothes but his pals call him nuke Solo tells everyone he knows this guy he's like a super soldier gone wrong maybe they're in tell us a little shadi and Wade says that was the name like nuke he's bound to be radioactive nuke Graham's way too soon the bar begins to firstiy to an all-out brawl as nuke holds up Wade Wade says you're right we don't need to fight but I want to Wade holds his gun up the nukes head it says which is a to shoot first and the gun goes off and wait shouts so long Indiana Nuka grabs his head stating that that was a mistake one thing that he should know these colors don't run them Nuka grams we buy the latest arts beating up against the floor the next day in Chicago weighed in the Mercs set out to take down around Roberts cobalt man during the flight stingray says that they need to be careful any mistake and there could be some serious casualties Wade tells them not to worry he just has to finish the guy quickly they don't call him half a minute wait for nothing as coal ball man blast them away Wade because to realize that maybe the name is for another reason activate a selective memory Wade that takes out a grenade and solo shots they can't use it here they're civilians so Wade tells him grow up how am I supposed to strike fear and explosive diarrhea into the hearts at but the bad guys without a little and a blast brews off Wade's Hannity shouts see what she just did you distracted me and now you have to live with the fact that I got my hand blown off by a guy named Ralph cobalt man because charging back up and subtly he's shot in the back by a shadowy figure and drops the ground way he says that's what he's talking about but this mess that all you guys caused in my merch group most of your money's gonna have to go back to fixing that the next day the mercs all gather discuss their next plan how they may be better off without Deadpool over the drop-off Wade weights as umbral dynamics arrives to their pickup onboard of the helicopter machine man Aaron asks where's the rest of his team and Wade tells him you know mercenaries probably some beating to unionize or something Aaron leans in and whispers that he's been working undercover at umbral dynamics and he needs to alert someone the Avengers the x-men anyone what they're attempting they need to stop harmful dynamics as Aaron walks off Wade says huh sure so he heads back to the theater to grab the mercs and as he walks into the halls of his offices he notices things are rather quiet he looks at the gathering table and he realizes huh my merch team ditched me he turns back stating guess I need to get old-school I'm coming to bust you out negasonic cobol man a big green guy who's not the Hulk a lone wolf style [Music] don't jump the woman with the long flowing blond hair pauses and then is startled as the hand touches her on the shoulder please not here Deadpool then leans in Parker industries is just a few blocks down the road that's the sort of address you fling yourself off to death at the woman just stops and looks at him stunned you you're making jokes Deadpool frowns that he tells her I was bitten by a sad radioactive clown he then has a seat next to the girl who's about to jump to her own death yeah well sure a real hero would have something profound to say to make you feel better instantly but I'm all you got I'm Deadpool what's your don't don't what don't pretend to care you're being presumptuous I don't care yet and you're making it very hard for me to get my care on is it a boy girl money did you marry a succubus and she might ruin your life are you trying to make me jump tears begin to flow down the woman's face again Parker industries is right over there I hate you I think maybe that's a sign you're on the mend how about I make you an offer if you're determined that this is going to be your last night you seen Hamilton you should begin to laugh to the tears you're a maniac what's wrong with you no I haven't seen it tickets are impossible to get don't worry I can get us some the two of them go to the theater where Deadpool knocks out some slumlords and takes their tickets and the woman enjoys the show afterwards they step outside where Deadpool asks her where to next and she tells him Parker industries observation deck ha you made a joke wait are you joking you're not joking are you look cut the [ __ ] what problem do you have that I need to punch and still she won't tell him so he pulls out a list of letters from people asking for help from the Avengers and he explains that any time he feels bad he goes to these locations and he beats people up and she tells him to leave her alone unless is this a kidnapping Deadpool chuckles ha ha I'll dare you I only kidnap for money I'll let you go once you do everything I say oh my god you are kidnapping me what's your name Danielle okay I was worried you were gonna be named Robin they arrived at an apartment where a Deadpool explains that they're here to beat a guy up for stealing from the elderly to support his drug habit he kicks in the door knocking an old woman to the ground the man he's after then shouts mom and Deadpool shrugs it off to be fair none of the letters mentioned you lived with your mother hey that knocks the man out and Danielle begins to kick him while he's down and Deadpool sends off a few text messages the next stop that go-to is the location of where a bunch of hackers are stealing information and Deadpool lets Danielle press the button and the door charge blowing it up again Deadpool then breaks a few arms and begins fighting off all the Nerds with Danielle watching until someone takes her hat and she cracks him with a bat and then she takes out all of her frustrations on the computer equipment Deadpool then takes her off on a stolen motorcycle then they drive off we had fun didn't we aren't you glad you picked my roof to fail the fall off of the ass sure but you seem to have a handle on things about me like the rest of the world you can let me off anywhere so Deadpool pulls up to an emergency room no I can't I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb enough that I can't help you but they can't you promised you would let me go I am this is where you and I part ways I've been texting the staff all night and they're expecting you what if I don't want to go inside I I don't know I don't think I'll have to do anything because I think you want to walk in there were you walking with me plus we can visit all the elderly people that I accidentally beat up listen I don't think you're crazy I think you just need a little help and I'm not the guy to help you so Daniela gets off to motorcycle and she walks inside with Deadpool and they take her to the back of the hospital Deadpool watches her walking away telling himself I'm killing someone is way harder than what I usually do of course the moment she leaves my life I think of the perfect advice you gotta remember no matter how bad things get life is fluid there's always a chance to something great is waiting around the next corner you just have to find a way to keep walking around the corners and then as Deadpool walks around the corner it's easy stepped in dog doo [Music] New York City was under attack from a celestial alien The Mercenaries for money were watching from on top of a building but you probably don't know who the heck these guys are massacre terror stingray fool-killer solo and slapstick had been the guys helping Deadpool maintain his mercenary rep while he was working with the Avengers they are the mercenaries for hire and they're basically dead pulls other team so while all of New York is under attack from the celestial Deadpool his wife and the mercenaries for money all head out to save the city and they start by putting out the fires and saving the civilians they use everything from guns to teleporters to flying AIDS and ultimately they save everyone that they can and in the end it's not the superheroes that defeated the celestial in a fist fight instead the powers of Ulysses gave the magical individuals of the planet enough time to come together and send the celestial home to celebrate their new tool the superheroes all went to a party at the Avengers Tower everyone except the mercenaries for money they weren't too happy about getting the snow from Deadpool again either they all headed back to the theater that Deadpool was keeping as his base of operations fed up with everything that was going on Deadpool doesn't pay them on time he takes all of the credit and now he gets to go to the parties without them Deadpool meanwhile meets up with Ulysses and he doesn't believe in Ulysses powers no one can predict what Deadpool is going to do here then tips is drink up to the circling news helicopter as the fact Network reports that Deadpool has once again helped saved the day with his higher links and Adsit one of the Friends of Deadpool tells the Marx that maybe they should be making better decisions as a matter of fact so should he Deadpool hasn't paid him either and because of that he's going back to shield with no other real options the mercs for money begin digging through Deadpool's paperwork trying to find their contracts so that they can tear them up and then go off to do their own thing which leads to a rather interesting discovery Deadpool has been skimming their paychecks off of the top which is why they haven't received any money for the last few months meanwhile Deadpool has decided to see if Ulysses can actually see the future and he's decided that he needs to have a chat with him so he heads over to the base of the Ultimates where they're keeping him at this time he walks into the room that Ulysses is in and he puts a gun to his head telling him that if you can really see the future then your man at it but the fact is Ulysses has had a lot of people testing recently and he knows that Deadpool is not really going to kill him so we just asks him why are you here he explains that he wanted to get some answers about his daughter Ellie he needs to know if she's a you know what never mind Ulysses explains that he can't actually pinpoint to the future he just gets visions and then he looks at the monitors and he asks if Deadpool has any business in New Jersey he points at the screen showing the mercenaries for hire breaking into a bank one where Deadpool is keeping his stash so after a battle against Black Panther on his way out the door and trying to use the toilet in the middle of the fight Deadpool begins to make his way to New Jersey over at the bank's vault the mercs begin breaking down the door and they try walking in they start digging around his safe box and they find their contracts along with the footage of the incident at Washington DC the one that made Deadpool famous to begin with but solo turns a stingray you know that wasn't Deadpool right everyone turns a solo shot but that's when Deadpool throws a bomb into the vaults he walks in with a button thanks for coming to the team meeting but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you all go into pink fine mist that's when another of the mercs jumps Deadpool pushing him into the vault so that they can all beat him up but as he does that he accidentally closes the vault blocking them all inside together with nothing else to do so lo asks if they want to hear the story of how he dressed up as Deadpool and saved Washington DC Deadpool sits down and tells him so this is the issue where we all have a flashback Solo explains that no one was hiring washed-up James Bourne anymore so he took on a new identity Deadpool's he got a basic assassination job but he got an odd feeling about it one that got worse as the dignitaries motorcade arrived that's and he realized that he had been set up to take the fall for killing a dignitary well Deadpool had been set up he jumped down saving the man and he ran him into a parking garage with the shooter opening fire on the two of them he then stole a dog washing van and began to flee but The Secret Service agents began to chase him and they opened fire on the van as solo teleported into their car they simply told him Boop so he teleported between all of their cars knocking out each of the agents working against them until eventually he dropped each of the booping Secret Service agents and got the dignitary to the White House the world saw Deadpool as a hero even if he tried to tell him that his name was actually so that's what Deadpool stands up telling us guys it's obvious that was madcap he practically signed off on it by having them say boop so we hit solo telling him why didn't you tell me that part you said it was a random telepathic attack because even though madcap had turned himself into dust he's not gone and he still has a bone to pick with wait but those of you guys who don't know who madcap is our first two videos of Deadpool's adventures and the all-new all-different marvel explain that madcap is trying to take down weight because of their history together go check out those videos in the Deadpool playlist the next day the guards opened the vault to find everyone punching it out that's when the pin on a grenade hits so low in the head and he runs forward with everyone else and not wanting to be killed Deadpool stands up holding the grenade telling the guards to calm down he did it to scatter everyone and then the guards inform him that the flashbang grenade doesn't have a pin at it either boom it goes off and Deadpool exclaims I'm blind he stumbles that holy [ __ ] here comes swear demo slapstick holds his hammer of hi nice to meet you swear devil I'm slapstick one of the guys that you've been cheating for months he hits Deadpool in the stomach so hard the Deadpool throws up in his own mask and then he throws his nasty mask over at fool-killer you guys are gonna keep fighting me can't you see that I'm disabled boo killer proceeds to kick him in the spine it's differently-abled you piece of meanwhile stingray and solo burned the contracts and the police arrive the police begin to open fire so Tara grabs Deadpool and holds him up like a shield and then throws him towards the cop cars of windshields Deadpool then grabs a shotgun any because to blast away at the Mercs a few minutes later shield arrives handcuffing everyone and Preston wants to know what was he thinking she looks down a Deadpool and asks him how long do you think you're going to be an Avenger for are you looking ahead in our story Preston do better wait see what Sunday's dinner realizing how much hot water the whole group is in Wade uses his Avengers credit to vouch that it was in fact Kang the Conqueror he was teleporting into that Bank so Deadpool at his team had to stop him they walk outside and everyone wants to know what Deadpool was thinking every dime that they made went to fund a Steve Rogers unity squad the Avengers team that Deadpool is working on let me explain your severance packages don't any of you ever cross me again if we're on the same job I will kill you on sight they all end up on the same train trying to leave at the same time because it's really the only way out of New Jersey but eventually Deadpool may his way back to Preston's house where his daughter is being kept Ellie answers the door calling him wait to which he asks isn't the normal nomenclature his dad Nisour dead arena she informs him that her therapist doesn't think that she should be considering wait a father-figure preston doesn't want to hear it either Deadpool's getting out of control and she doesn't want that around her house so she throws him out with his team disbanded and his daughter being held back from him he decides to go visit his wife she : he enters the underworld and walks into their bedroom where he takes off his clothing and he climbs into bed only to find her in bed with a werewolf he gets up grabs a shotgun and that takes off that werewolves head what was that she Co I couldn't hear you over my big hulking murder gun she play gets up telling deadpool that he knew about this her many visitors that enter her bedchamber and deadpool knew what he was getting into when he married her deadpool turns to her and tells her so did you I fight and I fight and I fight and I screw up it's all I know how to do so are we gonna do this or not she clasps smiles oh yes and she hurls a spear through his chest then she being is to charge at him I don't mind you ruining your happiness but leave mine alone she tears him through a wall and into the streets of the underworld she then grabs him by the ankle and he can stop pulling him around you shouldn't have made me angry Wade and you shouldn't have married the first idiot that you saw stepping out of a coffin she bounces him back into the subway system where a train is headed towards him so he leaps through the window she plate isn't done though as she follows him onto the train and begins to kick him around some more and then she bounces him out of the subway and he asks if they can be done now go go get a dog so that she could shoot its head off in his bed she walks up top and sticks her foot into his throat fine that was the most fun that we've had in a while why don't you come back to bed the one that I just shot the werewolf in nah I'm good very well husband never the end and she walks away he gets up and he starts to walk down the sidewalks trying to sort all of this out he wants to protect Ellie and Preston and he wants to be close to them but the longer that madcap roams free the worse the end is going to be eventually he made it back to the theatre or what's left of it ever since Ultron destroyed it when he attacked the unity squad after talking to rogue he walked up to the roof to go over what a cluster that his life has become because he needs to fix this somehow [Music] it was a cool winter night as to Santa Claus impersonators headed off to work robbing a diamond store for these two impersonators it was a yearly tradition to celebrate the reason for the season and that's for money as the two robbers run into the back alley we discover that they are Wade Wilson and Hydra Bob as they pull off their costumes and wade notices that Hydra bomb has put on a little bit of weight he tells him that Hydra should really secretly take over a fitness center for the Hydra agents Bob laughs and agrees and Wade says that now it's time for him to sprinkle his magic rocks on a hobo and turn him into an insufferable thousand-aire as Wade pours the diamonds on the hobo he shouts oh yeah make it rain spider-man and Wade tells him because it's Christmas he will not kill him Bob that asks Wade if he wants to go get something to eat and away he tells him that he can't he actually has some serious stuff to do as Wade rides off the sirens begin to blare and Bob asks wait where's my getaway bike after a bit of a ride Wade begins to think about how he picked up a nemesis and he's not really sure how he did it in fact he doesn't even know his actual name all he knows is that this person is called a madcap so what better place to figure this person out than to return to the place where it all started the place where madcap was born there was an accident that left madcap laying in a pool of chemicals and when he woke up he went crazy so he did what any normal person would do and he tried to kill himself but that's when he found out that he doesn't feel pain and he could regenerate from any wound so along with some fade and fancy lightning Wade and madcap were electrocuted by thorn and madcap got to experience all of the joys of being stuck in Wade's head while their healing factors combined turning them into one individual but that was Deadpool madcap was the voice in his head but since he's now broken free of Wade's head Andy saw what was in Wade's head that would kind of explain why madcap kind of hates Wade right now a little while later Wade heads over to the shield Helicarrier to see Preston for some information she asks if he's been sleeping at crime scenes again and he tells her that he's not and as Preston looks at the crime scene tape stuck to Wade's boots she asks if he wants to rethink his answer Wade shrugs asking how do you always know when I'm lying after pulling the tape off of his boot Preston says that Shield has no leads on madcap even the scientists who made him our dead moments later Preston's office door opens up an ad Sid walks in seeing wait and he just says that he'll come back later after he leaves Wade whispers is it me or his Adsit gained a little weight with no further information to gather Preston walks Wayne out and Wade begins to climb into his jet he says that he got an invite to Sunday's dinner so he'll see here then and Preston says yeah don't do that you're not invited also get out of that jet Wade gives her a thumbs up and shouts I can't hear you when I do this and he presses the eject button the hatch on the jet pops open a Wade rockets into this guy shouting my whole planet needs me once Wade lands in the park he gets a text from an unknown number stating Boop Wade because the think of this could be madcap and it responds to the unknown number like any normal person would new phone who dis a second message then comes in stating that he belongs in a zoo and Wade knows that there's a zoo nearby which means that this is probably a trap Wade sneaks into the zoo and then he begins to hear someone stating Boop over and over again and that's when he sees that group of zoo workers all in masks stating Boop the staff rush at Wade and he tells them that he doesn't want to kill them but it doesn't mean he won't hurt them he manages to fight off a few of the workers but one of them pulls out a tranq gun and fires it into Wade's chest he runs over punching the shooter screaming after you and then a big is the Wobble the workers all rush in and they knock wade into the penguin pit one worker stabs Wade with a broken broom and Wade grabs a penguin it slows it at the man Wade then pulls himself out of the pit but all of the workers that dog pile onto him holding him down and they spray a mist into his face with Wade finally not being able to fight back a voice that asks who wants to see the Tigers feed the beast all of the workers then begin climbing into the cage of the tiger pit and Wade tries to shout for them to stop but one by one the workers throw themselves into the pit to be mauled by the Tigers the voice then tells him I would prefer two witnesses and I'm still not a full strength yet Wade looks up to see a growth on a man's chest and madcap shouts I did it I destroyed you and Wade asks what happened to you madcap tells him that he'll find a new home until they can pull himself back together again but he is so glad that he's had a chance to watch Wade died the next morning Wade's body is being examined when suddenly he wakes up in the middle of the procedure he tells the doctors that he feels like hell and then he looks down at his open chest cavity the doctor says that he could see why and whey tells him that could he just do him a favor and throw everything back where he found it and close the hood a short game of operation later the doctor tells Wade that they had to cut away his clothes but he can have them back anyway tells them to go ahead and throw them out afterwards Wade heads back to the Avengers theater and he finds it closed down on the Foreman tells Wade that he's been a hard man to find the bill is due Wade walks in telling him they just send it to the office and the foreman stops him stating we all have bills to pay but my bosses are the kind of people who tend to settle things out of court wait look cinema tells him to go ahead and tell his not mafia controlled bosses that the money is on the way and if they don't like it they can come see him and his guns right here about it and he slams the door shut as Wade walks around he sees no one there and then he sees a stack of bills on his desk flipping through the bills he comes up with an idea that he could pay the Mafia but he would need some work clothes a short while later at the horse racing track some mafia men load their safe with money and Wade Burson shouting it's the inferior spider-man after kicking and taking out the thugs Wade because to sing that spider-man theme clearly not knowing the words and once he's done he begins to fill his bag with the Mafia money and he makes a break for it which hasn't immediately stopped his weight his blasted on the back with gunfire Wow this shoots a rental he then jumps out the window and he runs over to the stables and as he gets there he punches one of the thugs and then he punches a horse then he realizes what he did sorry horse I got carried away please forgive but the horse then kicks him before he can even finish a short while later Wade returns to the theatre handing the foreman a sack of money the foreman says that his bosses will be glad that he paid in cash and Wade says that he's sure the cash missed his boss even hops into a cab just as Johnny Storm the Human Torch returns and he tells Johnny to deposit the rest of his money into the group's main account Johnny asks why doesn't he just do it as Wade drives off stating that he really shouldn't be seen with that money right now the cab driver asks where he's headed and just then Wade gets a message stating that dinner's ready from Preston he tells the driver to take him over to Queens and as he arrives Preston because ask him seriously who invited you Wade holds up his phone telling her that she did here's the message and then the two of them look inside to see Ellie Deadpool's daughter Wade says to himself aha she's a clever girl and he walks off he tells Preston to tell her that he never got her a message Preston sighs and tells him fine state dinner just don't break anything or kill anyone Wade heads inside all happy saying hello to his family and soon they all sit down for dinner but while they eat Wade receives a call from Adsit he heads outside to answer the call and he asks Wade where he's at right now Wade tells him that he's feeling a little emotionally vulnerable after the unity Squad implosion financially insecure after the Deadpool emerged slowed down and he's trying to keep his chin up or did ads it mean where is he physically right now as it confirms so--we tells him that he's currently outside a Preston's house and Adsit tells him good don't go inside both of the corners are dead there's something that was on your uniform that the doctors throughout and whatever it is it's weaponized and it's deadly Wade falls silent and Adsit asks if he's still there and Wade says madcap said he would destroy me he looks back inside of the house and falls to his knees as he watches Ellie and the rest of his family dying once being cleared that she wasn't infected pressin looks out at the rest of the family asking what's the prognosis Adsit says the doctors felt the safest thing to do was to put her family into a medically induced coma to buy them some time to get answers she then asks are they gonna die and Adsit tells her all she can do right now is be here for them she then turns and asks where's Wade that's it explains that they're currently examining him and Preston runs over to the containment room where Wade is being placed she tells him that she needs answers right now and Wade says that he needs to be out of here finding madcap right now they can either let him go or he can break out either way he's willing to cross the lines that shield wouldn't Adsit tells Preston that it might not be worth the risk of having wait around and then she asks if the facility has a crematorium over in the furnace room at set comments that this is the first time they're putting someone into the furnace alive and the doctor says the heat is beyond three hundred and thirty degrees it's hot enough to kill anything including the virus but as the doctor goes to turn the switch off press and tells him not yet she wants to make sure that her idiot is well done a little while later outside Presta says that she's already started to regret this and Wade asks why she tells him because he's putting his boots on before his pants well excuse me I never really think about these things when I'm getting baked on hi once Wade is finished suiting up Preston asked where they're headed first and he tells her to his old stomping ground sister Margaret's school for wayward children the two head over to that bar and two roughing a few of the men up weight asks if anyone here is selling viruses one of the men shouts that he isn't afraid of him and even if he was he wouldn't be afraid just because he brought some law woman with him and away tells him you got it all wrong I'm actually protecting you from her the man goes on shouting a Preston grabs the man's hand crushing it everyone else in the bar begins giving suggestions of who including a woman stating that her boyfriend has the virus but probably not the one that they're looking for so Wade impressed and begin to beat up some Hydra agents and then some wizards and then some people over at the Hellfire Club but while they ended up taking it out some people who were on their way to poison a baccarat championship wade Ponce a guy with his mini gun while Preston shouts at the running out of time Wade begins to stop and think madcap must be close he wants to watch as he destroys my life and Preston reminds him that mad cap has been currently growing on people like a parasite so who's put on a few pounds lately both weight and press and turn to each other in stage Adsit over it adds its apartment he sits looking through his telescope with the Stars when suddenly there's a barrel of a gun as Wade tells him to check out his black hole Wade grabs Adsit telling him to take his shirt off an asset shouts what the hell is wrong with you you can't compress it stops him telling him to do it Wade points his gun at Adsit telling him lift your shirt do the truffle shuffle so he does stating that some people are driven to panic eating Wade pokes him in the stomach telling him I just wanted to make sure so Preston tells the two of them to stop she's getting a message and then she says they're out of time it's time for them to go be with the kids Wade turns back to Adsit and tells him that he's sorry about the telescope but as it tells him it's fine he wasn't hurt too bad and then Wade shoots it asking are you sure about that back at the Helicarrier Preston tells Wade that she was grateful at the chance to adopt Ellie it made being friends of him worth it but look at what he's done after slamming weight into the wall a few times she tells him he better do whatever he needs to do to undo this it doesn't matter what it costs so Wade heads out calling the only person that he knows who would have an antidote for the virus cable also known as strife in the future wait asks what's it going to cost him for the cure but he tells him not to worry about it now he has a plan for him to work it off a little while later back at the Helicarrier Preston sits as her husband Terry's condition gets worse she tells the doctor that Terry has a do not resuscitate if he's going to be brain-damaged but while her and the doctor over what to do next weed runs him shouting but he has that he has the cure just check for a blood clot that's forming in Terry's right leg the doctors rush over with the cure and press and ask town and Wayde tells her that she should be asking when press him he gets crying seen her that she could kiss that glowing eyed Silver Fox named cable and Wade says so can he that it needs to borrow her phone for a moment he hooks the phone up to a device and he gets scanning and Preston asks if madcap maybe spoofed her phone Wade tells her that Ellie didn't send him the text madcap did and if he isn't very careful they should be able to backtrack him a ping goes off on the device and Wade says now the question is whether they go alone or and Preston says alone they will go alone for this weight and press and take off and she calls Wade phone leaving a voice message stating how everyone is dead and it's all his fault once they get into position wage jumps down into the abandoned factory president parks continuing to leave the message all the wild madcap is listening in on that message laughing thinking that he's won and the man the madcap is attached to begins the state oh no oh no and Hydra Bob is that man Oh God not those poor kids and madcap doesn't be quiet you're ruining it the phone call goes on as Preston asks Wade if he knows what his daughter's last words were mommy please find madcap in that abandoned factory and rip his heart out and send him to hell that's what mad capper realizes he's been played uh-oh and Bob tells him they know a boom goes off shaking the building and mad cat hits Bob in the groin telling him that he didn't follow the safety precautions after vomiting all over madcap from the hit madcap tells him you just signed your death warrant boobity Bob elsewhere in the factory Wade runs in guns blazing shooting down Hydra agents as a few of them trying to surround him the agents hear a crack in the ceiling and Preston comes crashing down killing them another agent throws his weapon and his arms up stating please just arrest me and Wade looks at him and shoots him telling him ain't nobody got time for that another agent shouts that he surrenders just don't let Deadpool take him and Preston punches through his stomach telling him I'm off the clock Wade runs into the next room shouting that he knows that it's Bob and Bob doesn't I'm sorry but madcap made me be quiet I just thought it was a tumor and I was really bummed when I found out I didn't have cancer Wade walks up to arrest Bob / mad camp and Preston runs in shouting that she will slide a ghost trap underneath his creepy ass wait stop sir intel's mad captain he went to the site of his accident he knows all about him even that he woke up in the hospital screaming for his sister Katie and then Wade tells him I'm pretty sure she didn't exist but whatever you think happened didn't actually happen Bob tells him not to antagonize him madcap has a tendril wrapped around his heart and he rigged the place to explode and Wade tells him who gives a crap about bombs they can't kill me Preston here's a murder bot so Bob screams in vain and he presses the button and the explosions go off Wade tells madcap that he may blame him for what he's become but he was always a monster and by the way the kids are fine so thanks for asking madcap jumps from Bob's stomach shouting that can't be you were supposed to destroy yourself as a madcap Clause away at Wade's face the to fall over the rails and Wade snaps his spine madcap begins to crawl away stating I'll Boop you later after escaping Wade and Preston flyback stating then they need to find a permanent solution for madcap and whey tells her that he's gonna have to go away for a while to make that happen as the two walk back into the medical office Preston asks if the kids are ready to go home Wade turns to Ellie and tells her to bump him she asks if she's gonna get poisoned again and Wade says there's only one way to find out Preston then tells Wade to thank the Silver Fox again for the cure and Wade thinks back to his meeting with Nate Nate says that he'll save lives for him but in return he's going to have to claim for lives for him wait asks who's he gonna have to kill and they says not to worry about it just think about it as a long-term payment plan yeah well I don't really want to be your [ __ ] the cost is too high Nate walked off stating that as they speak terry had a clot forming in his leg and he'll be the first to die and then he told Wade that his parents already paid the price for bringing him into this world does he really want to let the next generation die to is he prepared to compromise just a little and do whatever strife wants him to do [Music] you there's a man who's been around for all of this insanity and that man is Adsit Scott Adsit SHIELD agent 12 X SHIELD agent he's had his life threatened gotten fired gotten a new job and then lost all of his money all because of Deadpool so he's done with him it's time to end it all he walks to a bridge where he throws his badge and he pulls out a gun then he notices to other people pulling out pistols and throwing them into the river aw come on meanwhile in a space rocket Deadpool sits calmly in a seat my name is Deadpool and I'm commandeering this capsule in the name of revenge I'm gonna find a weapon that will kill my nemesis madcap you see it all started back when we were fused together by the power of and the astronauts all look at each other do we have to listen to this Gillis comm deadpool docks on the space station then thinks about the whole chain of events that led to this though refused man captain Deadpool together madcap was then stucked in the insanity of Deadpool's mind not a nice place to be stuck in so when he finally got free in order to get revenge for what Deadpool had put him through madcap once again began to fight against him but then he attacked Wade's family and while they have seemingly killed him he'll regrow and he'll heal like weight so weight is often space to find himself a weapon that will get rid of madcap for good and with that he jumps off the rocket and into the watcher's home on the moon the guy's been dead for a while but maybe there's a weapon or two lying around he walks over to the wall and he pulls out what appears to be a lightsaber and he cuts it open inside he finds the place mostly ransacked already The Watcher has been dead for quite some time now so he walks around until he finds a video storage of great disasters in the universe and it's through that and the live feed that he discovers a nearby space war perfect place to find some weapons after rounding up the watchers surfboard in a kite he parasails his way through the universe and while surfing through space and riding on top of the rings of saturn deadpool realizes that he's never done this before like he's never taken a vacation as he approaches the planet he begins to burn up in the atmosphere as he falls down to the planet in the middle of a war with itself this planet is overrun by the Ultron virus that Pym Tron sent out to show the universe how evil the Avengers are Deadpool gets up chopping to head off of one of em Tron guys it employs his lightsaber into another guy's head and then one of the aliens runs up Adam we're already dead and Deadpool gets ready I like a spirit bub he tackles Deadpool and as they roll down the hill of dead bodies Deadpool kicks him in the ale nuts he didn't throws the guy side and he asked some so where can I find some weapons the alien begins to hold his nuts before telling Deadpool nowhere where nowhere I gotta go to nowhere yes that's a place I should go that's where I would go if I were you it's a place with weapons oh sure the place I got to go does it have a name no where okay I got it keep it on the down-low I can do that where do I go nowhere ah I see Deadpool says handing him some cash here's something for your troubles yeah where do I go oh I don't have any paper for you no big deal just tell me where I got to go but I did you did yes it's a real place certainly the place I got to go that's right so let's say I hop on a ship right now where would I tell the captain to take me tell them nowhere all I'm trying to do is find out where to go nowhere so tell me where to go nowhere say nowhere one more time no where is do I look like your space [ __ ] and with that did well cuts the guy's brains out short while later the Nova Corps arrives and finds Deadpool in the fetal position talking to himself maybe funny of that were like a real place over at the Nova Corps headquarters Adsit sits down at his new job away from Earth and up in space far far away from Deadpool and while his first as the commander of his little Nova squad didn't exactly go over well as most of the galaxy hates humans with the amount of things that they just seemingly randomly destroyed that's it sadly walks down the corridor because he was yelled at again so he enters into the sickbay with a robot informing him that there's been a situation his eyes go wide was shocked oh god it can't be Wade tries on a helmet many sees him that's it what are you doing here I was gonna try and sneak inside and kill as many people as possible but it looks like you already did it so let's sneak out together and kill twice as many as when we entered that's it is literally in disbelief I left Earth to get away from you why what'd I do to you Deadpool says confused I don't want to be the guy that just dies in one of your stories remember when we first met you hired me to kill a bunch of dead presidents Touche not all the stupid of my life is your fault but I transfer from shield so that no Accor to keep their a safe and i just want a date a green-skinned girl and now the truth comes out say while I have you what's the most powerful weapon in the universe that's it thinks about it hmm I think that's the ultimate nullifier and destroy anything but no one knows where it is right now Deadpool looks at the computer on the wall that sounds perfect computer print me up a replica of the ultimate nullifier well that's it once you're done here I'll be on earth kicking butts waiting for you I'm gonna die in space all right well one more question and I'll leave you alone where do I find some kick-ass weapons there's a dead celestial head on the outer reaches of space called nowhere deadpool throws his helmet back on and he walks out Oh dad know where the crazy guy just say that and with that Deadpool pokes his head in one of the Nova Corps rooms to inform them hey guys I have the nullifier you know the old super nullifier and I'm often nowhere not that that's anyone's business they all hit their pads to send out the message over space ultimate nullifier found of earthling heading to nowhere with it and open Asgard Heimdall sees the message going out reports it back to the Asgardians that the ultimate nullifier has been found so lady SIF grabs whoever she can and they head off for nowhere meanwhile Deadpool has made his way to the bar on nowhere when a bunch of ugly aliens arrive pointing at Deadpool there he is and then lady SIF arrives with the rest Guardians Deadpool looks at them all you guys want it come & get it he leaves behind the bar to find exactly what he was expecting a shotgun and then he stands up opening fire on the weird aliens which instantly disintegrates it Deadpool looks back at the gun oh you sexy beast this one's definitely a keeper he jumps up kicking one of the Asgardians in the face and as he jumps back on Deadpool Deadpool pulls out a second light saber and cuts the guy's hands off and the Asgardians hand that was holding an axe is kicked across the room by Deadpool and betting it into an alien's head and as the alien drops his gun Deadpool grabs that and he shoots it at another alien lady SIF looks at him rather angrily this ends now give me the weapon and Deadpool jokingly asked sir could you please specify because I have so many arms right now didn't mean to rub it in stumpy he did blast the Asgardian through the chest killing him yes Guardian appears in Valhalla where they bring his stumpy hands a drink and they ask how he died once he tells them that it was Deadpool the entire mead hall burst out laughing at him back with Deadpool the walls are ripped apart and in walks the brood shouting you whatever their language is a clicks and noises Gaveston della fire the alien type creatures walk in spitting acid all over Deadpool Deadpool begins to a wipe away the acid and asks them is this acid ohhow origin ulm extol shove a baby down my throat and the brood replies with their own language evolved once again clicks and noises telling Deadpool oh that's rich tell Deathstroke I said hello the brood grabs him throwing him into the ceiling and Deadpool falls over woozy and he begins to think you know it just hit me I'm on vacation I went parasailing I played golf I hate golf I got to do my favorite things breaking into a crime scene living in another guy's house use my new weapons to kill people I've been so preoccupied with madcap and my wife problems that I haven't had any time for me this feels good and while he's deciding that he's happy in his mind lately sniffing the Warriors chop and hack away at the brood until it dies with it finally disposed of they walked over to Deadpool ready to destroy him before the brute infection can take hold and that's in they begin to argue over the nullifier again and with that Deadpool sits up only to have a chest burster break out of his uniform the aliens and Lady SIF quickly figure out that the youngling brood is fused with deadfalls chest because of his regeneration abilities and the little one kills the alien Deadpool Pat's him on the head oh good boy and then the little alien spits acid into Lady SIF sighs Deadpool stands up after hearing everyone say that they gotta kill the alien you hear that buddy they're coming for you but don't worry I'm not gonna let any crummy aliens John wick my pet here I have a present for you to make it official and he throws a little Deadpool mask on him you guys don't want to know what I normally put this on everyone made dead pal or maybe brute pool with that brutal begins to shoot at everyone while Deadpool is cutting them up with lightsabers he blasts away at the Asgardians the aliens kisses the bar girl chops up the Nova Corps shoots up some space wizards and then he cuts chunks and meat out of the redshirts as the mess gets bigger and bigger one more opponent appears Rocket Raccoon but after seeing Deadpool spinning and circles with lightsabers he decides he's gonna pass on this one with everyone dead Deadpool grabs a bottle taking a drink and then he gives some to his little pal and then he tells brood pool it's time to go buddy just get out of here go brood fool refuses the Deadpool tells him anyone close to me gets hurt man you gotta go and brutal fool continues to refuse so Deadpool raises the chainsaw into the air game over man haxe Brut pull off of him he kicks him away after flipping off Deadpool brood pool crawls off before Deadpool can leave though a man and a funny cape with a golden Falcon arrives you there my name is Monica and I have an offer for you nice to meet you monarch I'm Santa Claus reverse Deadpool takes a swing at him so monarch blasts a hole in his stomach and then he reaches down grabbing me altima nullifier only to see that it's a replica but once Deadpool heals Monarch sees something that his employer may be a tad more interested in than the nullifier so he teleports Deadpool to the collector's home where the collector looks at Deadpool and says that he'd love a regenerating guide but once he pulls off Deadpool's helmet and Deadpool gives him that crooked smile the collector realizes that he's far too ugly for the collection before the collector can leave though Deadpool tells him about another guy a clown with an indestructible ability as well the collector grabs Deadpool and brings him into the halls of collections where Deadpool explains who mad cap is and after looking at him through the collectors little devices to see around the world the collector decides that he wants him if Deadpool can get ahold of this madcap he'll steal him away in this collection effectively removing him from earth that sounds like the ultimate answer to Deadpool's plan can't really kill madcap but you can just get rid of him so Deadpool walks back out of the portal with a device to call on the collector when he has madcap that he hands monarch a grenade as a gift for the Honorable defeat that he took at the hands of monarch once the portal closes the grenade explodes and then the collector has to piece Monarch back together again and the words I will slice Santa Claus ring throughout the halls of the trophies Deadpool is teleported back to nowhere and in the bar that he destroyed which is where he met a green prostitute she gives him a spray which will make him unbeatable and Deadpool hires her for one more thing a short time later after Deadpool takes a ship and heads back home adds it gets a little gift from Deadpool the green skinned alien and she has a message for Adsit goodbye and she smacks him on the butt leading him to his room Deadpool makes his way to ego the Living Planet where he took some space rocks and then he heads back home landing in a zoo where he assumes that we blew up the planet and the Apes took over until he realizes he's in a zoo he drops off the space rocks with his daughter who smiles throwing him at the Lego house with joy and then he made his way back to his base where he walked down with the renewed vigor ready to end this with madcap that's and he saw something that wasn't expecting Steve Rogers Captain America's standing there your country needs you I need you dead and Deadpool smiles groovy there's nothing that I wouldn't do for you cap I grew up idolizing Captain America I fought him when I first met him because I was too nervous to tell him what a fan I was it's bad business to meet your hero so I tried to kill mine not long ago he helped me stay sane through the worst thing I'd ever been through and then he made me an Avenger it was one of the weirdest best days of my life and now I'm on freelance jobs for him directly today's job is to find Phil Coulson for Steve you see Steve hasn't taken over as hydras leader yet nothing seems wrong about this does it so Deadpool drops in on pressing in her family and his daughter Ellie they're having a barbecue in a typical Deadpool fashion he uses a helicopter to get in there and he messes up their night he grabs a burger and some chips then he asks Preston for Coulson she probably knows where he's hiding their good friends and deadpool needs to find it fast she gives up the information because Deadpool is her friend he's helped her through thick and thin he's a hero right Coulson is often one of his safe houses sending off messages warning people that there is something wrong with Steve Rogers he suspected it ever since Steve became young again and he's gone into hiding to try and stop whatever Steve is planning but Steve knew and he asked Deadpool to handle it Deadpool fires an RPG at Coulson's flying car taking it out of the sky as Coulson is trying to find a way to get his message passed the jamming that Deadpool set up it crashes into a tree and Coulson runs for it shouting back I'm gonna kill whoever you are for murdering Lola a Deadpool chases him you had a flying car and you named it Lola I should kill you on principal Coulson sees that it's Deadpool and he realizes that he doesn't stand a chance it's Deadpool trained killer world-famous assassin he runs back into one of his safe houses wondering how Deadpool even found him then he realized that Preston must have given him up this confirms every suspicion that he had about Captain America there's something wrong with cap and Coulson will do everything he can to save Captain America he would die for cap problem is Deadpool will kill for cap Deadpool leaps into a window and Coulson slams the panic room door shut Deadpool you're on the wrong side on this one ask yourself Phil has anybody ever said that about Captain America and been right Coulson Shutts is on whatever cap is about to unleash in America I could have stopped it and as he's shutting his eyes Deadpool got a gun in and he shot Coulson in the stomach Coulson looks down scared at what just happened and he gets out the words wait stop before collapsing Deadpool stepped outside and there was Captain America sitrep tango down cap Deadpool walked out with an explosion going off behind him and he asks do I get to know what this is about yes wait but not tonight how am I gonna explain this to Preston cap she'll understand soon enough everyone will there's going to be seismic changes in the country wait and I'm counting on you to help me make them happen Deadpool looked down at his own reflection in the glass as cap told it's time to water the tree of liberty some time passes and secret Empire does take over Captain America becomes the leader of Hydra and he's used the power that the United States government gave him to conquer the entire country the country is kind of in a weird state it's Hydra controlled and everything is changing around Deadpool and Deadpool well he's one of the top Asians in this new regime it's his job to find and remove the resistance he isn't exactly happy about any of this but he's playing along right now and as he walks into the Hydra base declaring fail Hydra they all question him asking why he said that he goes Gael Hydra nail Hydra to keep Hydra thinking that he's on their side he agrees that he's going to take down the resistance members people that matter like speedball okay not people that matter he jumps off of a rocket to find speedball on a motorcycle and he tackles him off of it speed ball hits the ground telling Deadpool that he knew that he had been working with the bad guys and Deadpool gets out throwing his sword at speed ball that bounces off a speed ball stabbing Deadpool in the shoulder then speed ball hits Deadpool into a tree telling him we all looked up to the unity squad why did you join Hydra Deadpool shoots a speed ball on the bullets all bounce back hitting Deadpool must remember to check myself before I wreck myself speedball then runs up on him taking him to the ground asking why he's even here fighting him and Deadpool tries to kick him in the knee and of course that's bounced back as well and he knees himself in the face speed ball then asks him did you want to get your butt kicked and Deadpool answers him slyly no but I knew that you would monologue or grandstand or both he it's a gas pellet that begins a rise and then he jumps on speedball putting him into a chokehold you got a lot of heart kid but you thought I was gonna say balls then he sits on the unconscious speed while calling for transport he brings speed ball back and they demand to know why he even brought in this guy they want the leaders of the resistance not some low-level and he responds by telling them Kail Hydra any sores back off he begins to hunt for the resistance main base and he checks all of the usual spots eventually he does find it maybe the base because he finds Quicksilver delivering supplies to Hawkeye but he packs up and goes home he has to pick up Ellie from school she doesn't like this why did her life have to change where's her mom where's Preston then he heads back to Hydra where he reports what he found in the mounted the suppose the location of the resistance he found that's when he gets a text from the school stating that there's a problem and the Hydra commander demands I know what is in the mount so Deadpool turns to him take it off the board it's empty turns to leave the commander tells him aren't you forgetting something hail Hydra he goes to the school where they explained that Ellie attacked a bunch of kids and the proof is well Ellie YouTube did Deadpool turns on her oh how many hits did it get the principal turns to wait what does it matter we're going to expel Ellie from this school and then Deadpool knocks him out boring conversation anyway he gets up and he turns to Ellie to see her stealing the principal's wallet hey you can't steal from her sleepy principal Ellie turns back angrily yelling fine and she throws the wallet at him no Ellie you're supposed to tell me how much is in it so we can make an informed decision as to whether or not we take it or leave it they then get on to Wade's motorcycle and Ellie tells him I want my mom I told you she had to go underground with tears in her eyes she shouts are you lying to me dad did you hear me where's my mom Wade looks on Preston you see it happen too right after the Hydra takeover Ellie called her mom outside and they looked as the Darkhold dome went up over New York Preston tried to call it shield but of course there was no response as Steve had taken over shield at this point and a car was waiting for her out front she climbed in and saw that there were four agents escorting her which made her question why did she have four agents escorting her they tell her that it's possible that her synthetic body can breach the dome and if you're curious about that all the way at the start of this Deadpool run Preston lost her body and her spirit now resides in this robot body what are the agents makes a call stating that they have Preston and they're in route and she asks about that as well I thought comms were down they go for their guns so she throws them both out of the and it kicks the driver's seat setting off the airbags and grabbing the last guy throwing him into the streets she pulls that car over and finds Deadpool conveniently there Preston are you driving for uber now she saw her friend one of her greatest friends and the father of the girl that she's watching the girl that calls her mom and she told Deadpool to get into the car they need to find Coulson he'll know what to do 50 miles later Deadpool hasn't said a word and Preston knew that something was off she asked Wade what was going on it's not like him not to talk he slammed his fist on the dashboard this is a mistake Preston all of the action is in New York and we're driving into the Catskills and she turns to him a few days ago I told you how to find Coulson why did you need him Captain America was concerned that there was something wrong inside a shield and they wanted to know why Coulson went dark I never found Coulson though they eventually arrived at the town and that Coulson's hideout only to find it burned down she asked Deadpool to do a sweep inside and while he walked off she went to a secret camera and replayed the footage the footage of Coulson running past Deadpool chasing him shots being fired and then Deadpool and Captain America watching the police burn she watched the man that she thought that she could trust killing her other friend and the one guy who may be able to stop this she begins to cry and as Deadpool walks out she tells her robotic body to stop the emotional responses she walks over to Deadpool I want to tell you something wait and with a hurt look in his eyes he asks what's that and she slams his jaw off of his face telling him your daughter called the good man that you murdered Uncle Phil back in the present day Deadpool brought Ellie to their apartment and she looked at her father I don't understand I just want to go home back to the Preston's I know Ellie I'm trying to tell you you can't not ever and continuing to cry she looks at him why because one day we woke up the world was different because you're different he pulls off his mask you have a mutant gene that's going to be activated one day and some people believe it to be a curse while others believe it to be a gift we're all just trying to survive and now I have to do extra work to keep you safe Hydra is moving against people like you to make other people feel safe and that's why I need you to behave draw no attention to yourself and I'll continue to work to make you safe I have to go to work now that might be gone for a while I need you to lock the door and answer to nobody he went back to Hydra Command where he dropped off another delist super villain they demanded to know where's Maria Hill where's Hawkeye where's the resistance and he walked out telling them that he'll work on it al yada yada yada but the fight with press in a Deadpool didn't end there and as Deadpool went to his next location he remembered how it ended I know you killed Coulson don't deny it Deadpool tried to stop her though Preston listened and she punched his Cheston she picked him a bias throat to manage you know why Captain America told me that Coulson had gone rogue he needed him stopped by any means necessary for national security I didn't know any of this was going to happen she hid Deadpool so hard that his teeth went flying that's bull what was Coulson investigating no idea give me a break Preston he's hardly the first SHIELD agent the government wanted to removed your old boss Gorman was dirty and what Captain America says jump you jump something's wrong with him wait can't you see that hindsight being 20/20 yeah maybe over the years I had plans to remove you I was worried that someone could control your weak mind like Butler did because is there anything scarier than an unkillable puppet but I never expected to hand up your butt to be Steve Rogers she throws Deadpool into a lamp post telling him here I'll spoil the ending I'm gonna rip your limbs off and put them in cement filled caskets that wailed shut the last step is to drop you into the Atlantic with blood pouring out of his face and bones broken all over his body he tells her my mistake was ever trying to be good you needed me for a dirty job and then the dirty work piled up didn't it for you for shield for Rogers for the Avengers you made a mistake too you got too close and he rolled over showing her grenade which then went off she woke up in time to see Deadpool yanking out her core and depowering her he took out her black box and then he sent it through the mail telling the clerk it's your life of this package goes missing he then went to the Preston's house to get Ellie and while she fought against him he put her on his motorcycle while Preston's husband demanded to know where his wife was and he told him she went underground and he left back in the present day Deadpool went over and found the location of blackout and he told the Hydra commander that he was going to do exactly what they wanted he was gonna bring the Maria Hill next elsewhere Steve Rogers is giving a speech to some school students when he walks out of the building and a bomb goes off throwing his guards to the ground in himself Maria Hill walks up through the smoke as Steve tells her that she doesn't have to kill anyone and she shoots the guards and with that without a second thought Maria Hill shoots Steve Rogers in the head and he looks at her with the and he tells her Matteo panda and a Honda he pulls the facemask off revealing that it's actually Deadpool sorry he hit the language center of my brain he stands up and he takes up the supreme leader costume he tells her don't worry I'm not bringing you in she opens fire oh I'm not worried you're incapable of taking me in Maria the country's burning down and you're fighting the wrong guy she kicks him in the face telling him and for impressed in an act tell Coulson that who else did you kill wait what's it to you murder hag everything that's happened is your fault your secret prison changed the world she continues to shoot into Deadpool don't lay your flaming bag of crap at my door oh I'm sorry I thought you were the Maria hill that brainwashed a lot of US citizens in some crazy science experiment that resulted in bizarro Captain America I got you confused with the other Maria hell she throws a grenade on him but he bats it into a car blowing it up and then she shoots at Deadpool as he tells her stop I have information for you and then she runs into the parking garage nearby he'll listen I have a way to save New York but I can't do it alone safely she rams him with a van and it climbs out crushing his legs oh so we're gonna steal this from a Stephen King novel and she tells him I'm listening Maria I know where black out is we could free Manhattan that's where unity strange and all the other heroes are right he's a prisoner in 847 of the Hydra Detention Center let's say I believe you why should I trust a man who follows Captain America I never questioned him Captain America trusting you should have been a warning sign that there was something wrong with him did you kill pressing a Coulson just admit it Deadpool doesn't reply that's what I thought I'll check out your blackout lead because I have a feeling you're the kind of guy that would hedge his bets as to who's going to win this hill I can help you the idea that I would trust you is laughable he'll don't leave me like this don't do this let me come with you I'll get myself in and I wanted to wonder if I'm gonna get shot in the back he'll let me fight please and she blows up the entire building dropping it on Deadpool it took a couple of days so the rescue crews to get into that rubble they believe that whoever flipped the fire alarms early on saved everyone if someone was trapped they couldn't have survived anyway so Deadpool lay buried there back at his apartment Ellie was there alone until the food ran out as she put her things on and wandered the streets Deadpool set their thinking to himself through the days I know why I did what I did history will not look kindly on what I've done like I give a crap there's one person that I want to know the truth down but I fear I've lost Ellie now too this is the death that I deserve here in the rubble except death will never take me Deadpool eventually did get out but he missed everything the defeat of Hydra cap the final battle rescuing of the heroes no one knows that it was Deadpool's information that saved New York and no one will ever know that he's just another guy who picked the wrong side of this fight he thought back to where this all began the day that he joined shield how happy he was they scanned him and gave him access any joked huh Deadpool the worst Avenger has a nice ring to it right presses smiled at him you aren't going to be the worst Avenger that's mr. Drouet that fella that could talk to trees and whatnot please Preston don't Rob the tree whisperer of his dignity plus he's a doctor Coulson came over putting his hand on Deadpool shoulder wait we're just having fun I know that's why I haven't killed any of you yet ah man you got to hear Steve Rogers say those words I want you to be an Avenger Wade and that's what we go back to the present day Deadpool suit torn and shard to the bone sitting at a bar with a few too many beers in front of him yeah Coulson it was the best [Music] the quiet apartment of Laura and Gabi Kinney there's a scream as Pentagon the Pelican closes a leg Gabby looks at Jonathan the Wolverine is he's chewing through the broken leg of the statue asking how could you Laura comes in holding a leash telling Gaby that our pet Wolverine just ate through a statue it's probably time to take him for a walk Gaby says maybe he doesn't need one and Laura says if only they had some kind of universal translator so that he could tell them oh wait they do after tying the small device around Jonathan's neck Jonathan tells them need outside sunshine air tastes of other birds tattoos and a short while later Gaby is out walking Jonathan is now long into their walk that Jonathan begins to smell something and he immediately begins to growl and pull at the leash Gaby tries to control him but Jonathan just starts running full force dragging Gaby behind him once he finally stops he begins to growl towards a building with two armed guards sitting outside Gaby looks at the building and asks what is this place and he simply says bad place hurt Jonathan hurt family so Gaby calls the one person that she knows you can help in this kind of a situation Deadpool Wade picks up the phone telling her hi kiddo and Gaby asks if it's a bad time wait who was in the middle of stabbing someone tells her oh no I'm not doing anything important Gaby tells him good there's something that she was hoping that he could help her with wait asks this isn't something Wolverine can help what is it is it unethical is it illegal Gaby says that she's not sure a lure would help with this so it's probably unethical dad it's definitely illegal wait tosses the body off his sword and details it alright I'll be right there once Wade gets to where Gaby is he looks at Jonathan and it says oh my god he talks who's the sweetie little snookums and as wade extends his hand to pet jonathan jonathan snaps at him telling him we'll each face off Gaby yells and Jonathan away does hurt no no it's okay we've established some boundaries that's all and uh what is this place anyway Gaby then says that Jonathan was rescued from a lab and she's pretty sure that this is the one that he was experimenting on Wade tells her so you want to burn it down and Gaby yells hell no I want to save the animals wait tells her oh of course and then burn it down Gaby tells him don't cross that bridge when they get to it and they'll probably burn it down a few moments later Gaby walks up to the guards and says hello I'm not sure what this sentence is going but it's okay we'll hear to confuse and disarm you the men stare at Gabby and then Wade reaches from behind holding a cloth over the two men's faces Gabby asks do you always carry chloroform and Wade tells her of course in fact I'd like to give you this bottle how irresponsible would I be if I let you walk around without a means of knocking anyone out now it's time to shoot up and get to business after Gabby gets her honeybadger costume on weight and her just walked right in and his security guard yells hey you can't be in here Gabby quickly takes out a cloth with chloroform putting it on the guards mask telling him the guard falls backwards hitting his head and Gabby asks if she was supposed to catch him Wade tells her yeah but it's your first chloroforming don't stress about as Wade goes behind the counter he looks at the computers and he says that the first few floors are full of animals and he can open them all up from here how convenient Gabby then begins to walk towards the testing room and Wade tells her hey got a second you need to prepare yourself for what you're about to see these animals could have makeup on Wade pushes over the door and sees a pack of zombie rabbits and squirrels and says well they are not spraying perfume in their eyes but this also means that they have done something else they've reanimated the dead Gabby looks at the animals it says that those are monsters they made some B's cute Wade then says that he's not sure how to handle this situation he's had dreams like this before Gabby tells him that they're already dead they have to destroyed them so she pops her claws and yells I'm really sorry about this but we're gonna put you out of your misery come hippity-hop to your doom after cutting up a pack of zombie animals the to head down the hallway and they see a zombie sloth Wade shouts whoa we have to be careful with this one and they stand there and they wait and they wait and they wait and wait simply says okay hey so it might be a little while before it becomes an actual threat huh you want something from this vending machine Gabby yells fat chance and Wade tells her they're all out of vengeance how about a soda and Gabby tells Ana soda will do for now but as the zombie animal killing continues Lauriston tips the area and walks into the front door asking is that Deadpool Wade spins around surprised with eight squirrels skewered on his swords and yells this is not what it looks like Laura tells him that it looks like he just made squirrel kebabs and Wade tells her okay that's actually right Gabby then runs up asking Laura how did she find him amaura tells her that she only went four blocks plus she's Wolverine now tell her why she passed a half-dead sloth back there Gabby then says that this is the place where Jonathan was kept they've done terrible things to the animals here she didn't say anything because she thought that she would get mad and stop her or her smiles putting her hand on Gabby's shoulder telling her that she should have called she would have come and now she's here so how about they finish this just then one of the scientists runs out of a door with a shotgun yelling for everyone to get on the floor Wade looks at the man and laughs it tells him look at you you think you're an actual threat that's just the cutest little thing that I've ever seen Laura walks up and says that she'll take it that he's the one responsible for all of these abominations the scientist yells of course I am they also tried to stop me and Wade looks at the door that the scientist came from and reads the words the pit spray-painted across it and asks what is this scientist tells Wade not to go in but Wade being Wade opens it up inside is a pit filled with some more zombie animals and Jonathan says family Laura looks around and sees that there's no computers or cameras anywhere this whole thing is for sport the scientist points has got a Jonathan telling him to step back and Laura swipes her claws cutting the shotgun in half Jonathan begins to corral and inch towards the scientist and as he steps back he ends up falling into the pit with the zombie Wolverines while the scientist is being eaten alive Wade began stacking barrels and Jonathan says leave now hungry eat birds touching Wade then kneels down with Gaby and holds out a gas can of the lighter asking would you like to do the honors moments later the three leave is the building burst into flames Wade says that badasses walk away from a fire and can't look back we should probably watch it burn Gaby shouts oh hell yes we should they all sit down with Jonathan sating old family gone new family here Wade begins petting Jonathan it says oh he's just a big softie isn't it and Jonathan tells him we'll each piece of you while you sleep as everyone watches the building burn Gaby says Wow catharsis is really pretty [Music] as the rain comes down on cables lifeless body cables AI Bell shouts that he needs to get up she'll inject as much adrenaline as she dares put into him and seconds after the adrenaline flows through cables body he wakes up screaming picking himself up asking where am i dead full steps out of the shadows pulling the cord on his chainsaw telling him you're right here and I'm here to kill dead full swings the chainsaw down and cable quickly blocks it with his prosthetic arm telling him that's the crap I know as cable pushes Deadpool back he punches in - I'm telling Bell to call for Kristen Bell tells him ordinance inbound and Deadpool asks what do you do it tell in Syria to call someone from the future to take me out there's a loud pop and cable grabs the giant gun materializing in front of him and he says actually yeah cable pulls the trigger blasting into Deadpool and Deadpool shouts what the hell is that it feels like anime anime cableman tells the guns computer to induce a pain stasis around the target maximum power as the stasis holds Deadpool in place cable walks over telling him I don't know what's wrong with you Deadpool and Bell tells him actually he's been asking that for a few hundred years now as for our current situation body sliding and time jump capabilities are both recharging for now we're gonna need to put some distance between you and Deadpool a short a while later Deadpool says that this is probably the most metal thing that has ever happened to me and then the bubble pops is dropping Deadpool on his head he gets back up running through the streets knowing that with some of the wounds that cable had he's going to have to head to a hospital right as Deadpool walks into the hospital lobby he tells everyone don't worry I'm not here for you do not talk me into it don't he pulls back the curtains looking for cable and just as he finds him he starts shooting at him through the curtain Deadpool pulls the curtain back to see a shot in a random man's legs and he tells him hey at least you're already in the emergency room right suddenly an oxygen tank is - wrote into Deadpool space and he stumbles into another room shouting oh the doctor and patient in the room begin to scream and cable charges in the dead pulls back at it against beating his head cable then throws Deadpool telling him fine I don't care anyway everyone has a plan to permanently kill you and we're about to see what mine is like cable tackles Deadpool into the MRI room shouting I tried to warn Rogers everything Wade Wilson touches turns to garbage and Deadpool punches cable in the throat telling him are you hit this is your fault well not this specific part this one's kind of my bad as Deadpool then hits the switch of the MRI settling cables prosthetic arm is swung back from the magnetic pull of the machine Deadpool walks up telling him that's why I have carbon-fiber katanas always so that I'd surprise magneto to Dan funny how life works out huh then Deadpool swings down cutting cables prosthetic arm off cables eye flares up as he calls my maniac and Deadpool sighs telling him yep sorry Nate didn't have much of a choice here as Deadpool swings his katana at cable it subtly stops inches from his neck and Deadpool says ah why can't I move cable tells them it's a tachyon field dumbass it's not one of mine either suddenly a voice calls out that this is time variants officer Saucedo they've secured the prison cable tells them thanks for the assist officers in South Saito tells him we're not here for wait we're here for you cable or the man who's gonna become strife the evil cable the officers grab a hold of him and he yells great twice of Chloe it's it's really complicated a few seconds later the officers leave with cable and they resume time bring Deadpool from his location he falls over sign picking up the phone asking for radiology strife answers telling him what rotten luck to have the TBA show up huh well you have everything there to finish the jobs who get to it Deadpool looks at the prosthetic arm and Bell tells him I am not helping you so Deadpool tells her yeah yeah I got to do everything the hard way he sticks to one of his katanas through a door and he positions his arm just above it then with a hard tug he pulls his arm down cutting it off he grabbed the prosthetic arm with bail shouting that he's despicable and suddenly she's hit in the back of the head Deadpool's AI says that it's going to take over for a second don't start by getting beans taking care Deadpool positions the arm at his sockets dating whatever just boot up the time machine I got a cutout cables heart over in cables cell he tells saucedo that they really shouldn't left his arm back in 2017 Deadpool will find a way to get here suicide who says that there's no way that Deadpool could even find them and cable tells him yeah tell yourself that also I want to get my call so Saito asks how the hell would dead believe and locate this place and cable tells him that's easy it would use the Avengers database to collect information on the TVA then he would wait at a specific time to find a TVA officer and well kill him he'll then get the information that he wants and then there will be some knocking at the door so slider begins to tell him that there's no way that Deadpool could but then there's gunshots coming from outside the door the doors slide open a Deadpool holding to cut off head of an officer that he killed to get her says turns out retinal scanners are easy when you roll it with katanas he throws the head of one of the guards it he proceeds to hack and slash his way through cable stands up in a Cell telling South Sider that he would like his foe call now and at another time old man cable lays in his bed as the phone because the ring old man cable opens up his eyes and he grabs the phone asking what do you want cable tells his future self I'm fighting Deadpool in 2017 and I don't know how to stop him these events have thrown a curveball old man cable tells him Wade lost everything men who have lost everything or exceedingly hard to beat perhaps you should find a way to lose good luck but back in the other room he runs past the last of the guards throwing a grenade behind him telling him you know what screw time police as the blast throws Deadpool into the next room he begins shooting and then he notices he's run out of bullets so what's the next best thing to do with the gun with no bullets stabbed people with the gun on the other side of the wall cable and Salcido begin to make their way out when a flashbang is thrown right in front of cable the flash goes off blinding two men and Deadpool runs in punching cable telling him stay down and that he stabs Salcido telling him you stay down - Deadpool then takes out another gun and pointed a cable it says maybe in another timeline it wouldn't have had to end like this cable leans into the barrel of the gun telling him actually I've been giving my prosthetic challenge questions every day to make sure nobody compromises it like say strife all I have to do is say the magic words and already gained control over the tech in that prosthetic Deadpool tells him ok what are those magic words and cable tells him I already said it the magic words are the magic words Deadpool tells us no way you're lying but then the prosthetic arm jerks back punching at a Deadpool cable gets up looking at Deadpool telling him this is sad a devil tells him no what's sad is what I've done to myself with this metal arm go play leave void its warranty cable then steps up on Deadpool it tells Bell get to work getting rid of that other AI Bell throws the Deadpool AI into a wood chipper spinning out emojis asking what's next cable then rips off the prosthetic attaching it back to himself then he leans down telling Deadpool would you wake up you're going to answer all of my questions about strife and Deadpool asks to wake up I'm not tired at all then cable begins to shoot Deadpool mad dead Bobby gets to dream finding himself laying on a beach with broke while she feeds him grapes he asks what did I do to deserve this she tells it ill gross what's wrong with you meanwhile in the real world Deadpool tries kissing cable cable pushes the gun into Deadpool space telling him just try it then cable kicks Deadpool into the lava pit holding his head down telling him never thought I was gonna ask this but start talking Deadpool wakes up telling him ah I should have known something was wrong when broke smelled like ozone an old guy in bed gay look madcap hit me with a virus it ended up moving into Ellie in the preston's it was supposed to be their death and I needed a miracle so that's when I found him I turned to strife cable hits Deadpool at the butt of his gun calling him you're an idiot and now that I've got that out of my system I'm going to assume strife wanted me dead and it's changed for his help Deadpool grabs cables arm to get up and he goes on telling him the worst of it all a strife saved four lives now he wants four lives taking started with you he's supposed to call whenever I managed to cut out your heart cable then says well that's not going to happen when did all of this happen Deadpool tells in those last Christmas he returned from the future and gave him the cure for the bioweapon back in the past at the moment the strive handed off the cure he tells Deadpool to remember that it was strife who was there for him where was cable just then a portal opens and cable leans out punching strike telling him right here shrug kids it back up yelling at Deadpool if you don't want to help kill cable everyone knows you're gonna die a painful death Deadpool tells him yeah or I could roll with cable and Rican punch dead shake the crap out of you both cable and strike pull out giant guns and Deadpool says that he's pretty sure they're over compensating for something so after I awkward standoff Deadpool decides that he'll be the one to pull the trigger stripe to flex the bullet sending it into cables gun in cable tells Bell to pop a tachyon bubble and envis Belvin says it's going to take a bit to charge they're gonna have to delay stripe a bit so Deadpool jumps in fighting against stripe and a portal opens up behind stripe and he says I knew you were gonna betray me and I play it for it the portal finish is opening and dinosaur Stampede out attacking everything in sight a Raptor lunges onto Deadpool slicing open his chest and Deadpool cuts off the rafters legs using that to kill the other dinosaurs once cable is able he then points his gun at stripe and Deadpool rides a raptor and shouting I've come to save the day but then he's eaten by a t-rex cable tell stripe that he prepared for this and he's got neurotoxins ready for those Dino meds if strife says that he thought he might which is why he trapped a bunch of starving vampires since 2022 all the vampires fly out of the portals biting into the dinosaurs which then tournament a vampire dinosaurs which turned by deadpool turning him into a vampire Deadpool folks I'm not even joking it's all actually is happening in the comic meanwhile over in the Pentagon word of the vampire dinosaurs come in and the commanding officer decides you know what we're blowing up New York seconds later bombs are dropped in the Avengers did not come to save the day and cable opens up a portal to 30 minutes in the past shouting Tojo and it's a trap in that portal is cable and Deadpool still in the lava pit and they watch as cable is literally blown to bases cables skull bounces off of the portal and Deadpool says she can't tell what I didn't realize it till now but you have really nice bone structure buddy but let's clean it up here a little bit he kicks the skull into the lava and then cable tells Bell to open up somewhere else they have to change tactics a bit strife wants his heart they might just have to deliver a short while later in the subway Deadpool leads cable into a room and cable asks if it's his safe house wasn't me like an Avenger 20 minutes ago and Deadpool tells of yeah but time flies when you're having fun and then you have delayed in an abandoned underground station cable grabs the phone telling the receiver that this is cable in 2017 and he's gonna need a ring back on this wire as he hangs up Deadpool asks wait did you just call old man cable and the phone rings and Deadpool snatches it before cable Canidae asks what are we out of ideas here old man cable asks is that Wade and Wade shouts oh my god you're even gruffer and more Eastwood II than ever old man cable then shouts shut up and put my younger self in the boat Deadpool hangs over the phone as he likes cable grabs are telling him we have a bit of a situation strife is changing his timeline we need to talk in person after yelling an obscenity cable that asks is that a yes it old man cable tells him to meet him at the junction box 67 years from now a short while later in the year of 2084 cable leads Deadpool to Penn Station and Deadpool asks what is going on with this place cable pushes open the door telling him that it's a pretty exclusive club to walk in and they're quickly scanning and Bell tells them that the scan is complete Deadpool that asks what do they just scan for we still have our weapons and cable says that that was a strife check and one future he sent clones here and he doesn't know which one are really the clones also don't talk to others they won't talk to you a second later the doors open and Deadpool begins to shout wat da as he sees a roomful of multiverse cables cable then walks to the back it tells the terminal that he needs to see the old man the terminal hands out a ticket and once they through the gates a Deadpool says so where is the old version of you again the two boards the Train and as they sit Cable says see million years just then the train takes off in a blaze of colorful lights and disappears seconds later Deadpool is thrown into a wooden box and he asks what was that in the future do you like live in a storage locker or something cable tells him to shut up and come on let me do all the talking as cable starts to climb up Deadpool looks at cables button he says haha nice up pooch view now where are we space Camelot or something as the to climb out Deadpool looks at a Viking boat cable says welcome to the end of the universe old man cable shout summers bed good now you can go to hell hope there's things about that Pigman that I've never said it maybe I should have cable looks towards the Sun telling them there's just a few minutes away from the total death of the universe he's always wanted to see that old man cable grabs the gun from under his pillow and yells Deadpool is not our friend he's always tried to kill us now you need to leave so that I could die in peace a Deadpool shoots old man Cable in the head asking what the old view was just blathering around about seeing some white hot light in his face before he dies and voila he pulls out a knife and says all right now let's get his dick around be on our way Deadpool gets to work and he pulls out old man cables heart and he asks cable if he's got a bag cable shouts no suddenly there's a crack a kaboom and his ship teleports them back to New York where cable says that it's time to abandon ship the next stop for this ship is the Sun the to leap off onto the building a Deadpool asks why strife wants his heart anyway cable tells them it means the strife is getting back into the cloning business a short while in a case of beer later Deadpool heads over to the pay phone calling strife so that they could meet strife tells them all right stand by for transport Deadpool tells them ah you may want to wait a few seconds before you uh I'm free-balling and techno panthan suckers later onboard Strife's blimp Deadpool continues chugging his beer with his pants down strife asks what the hell you're soiling the floor Deadpool pulls his pants up telling him I don't have great impulse control hey I come to think about it the only difference between a pay phone and a regular toilet is who's watching anyway heart in the case with the cold beer sketch strife pulls the heart out and shouts finally cables heart is mine the first week draft is no more he pulls the heart down onto the machine to scan it and as he looks at the reading he says this is really cables heart Deadpool tells of toldja strife tells him I expected some kind of a trick but just then the alert goes off and cable breaks through the window shouting strife and strife shouts gable and Deadpool yells Deadpool Deadpool weekend shooting is some of the bullets hit cable who yells hey and death willsez whoops hard to tell the difference strife then blasts cable back out of the flip and quickly grabs on to Deadpool telling him that this is what I get for saving your family now how should I killed them Deadpool then reaches into one of his pouches pulling out a pen telling him maybe you could see things my way or not and he slams the pen and destroys AI cable and Rockets back tackling strife and Deadpool gets a telling him I don't believe you two lovebirds do it just then dead falls phone begins to ring and he picks it up and says whoever this is it is not a good time Ellie says that she's sorry to bother but the doctor said that they needed to call him so that he could give permission for her to take the medicine Deadpool pauses then he asks her to put the doctor on in the hospital Strife tells him on the phone it looks like I needed to put my plan into motion and fix my eye so starting from now you will be on the right team Deadpool sighs and he jumps into the fight kicking cable telling him that he's sorry cable defends himself stating don't get cold feet now and Deadpool stops and telling him no nothing can be fixed it's all horrible back when I had a time machine I played at a bomb that would kill hope I won't say where or when or that she may even already be dead but you're gonna have to go back and save her cable stops fighting and asks Bell if it's true and she says if there's no way to tell she doesn't have access to the machines black box yet because of Deadpool's AI cable punches into Deadpool shouting to hell with you this is exactly what strife wanted he begins the time jump he says the next time that he sees him I'm gonna kill you and you will stay dead strife then says that he takes it to failsafe just rank Deadpool grabs a beer telling him yeah he said that you might want to get your eye checked out and just so it's out there time travelers are freaking stupid Deadpool pounds the beer crushing the can on his head asking so can you give me a ride home drive grabs dead full of Rossum out tells him there's your ride home as Deadpool is flowing outside he yells that he didn't want to be in the stupid play patty white he splashes down on the river below and as he floats back up a drifter asks you won't be alright there and Deadpool tells him of course just looking at the stars The Drifter tells him that the stars are dead been that way for years and Deadpool last telling him you know what you're right hobo and he climbs into the sewer after a long walk home he opens up a wooden crate says that he's sorry he's had a long day and he knows he shouldn't complain inside the box are the pieces of Preston that he disassembled when she tried to kill him after he killed Phil Coulson and just then his phone rings he says it's fine they can leave for me but on the other line leaving the messages Bob out of his Hydra uniform he says he looked into what he was asked to look into and it looks like the redness of Hydra got ahold of bizarro Steve Rogers I took Sauveur the details in a bit he hopes things are well [Music] as the employees of a text or groan in pain Deadpool opens up a laptop telling strife to go ahead strife asks are we on a secure line and that pulls us sure just give me the next name so I get this over with this Drive tells them all right the next person that you need to kill is a short while later at the Daily Bugle Deadpool wearing a terrible stripe costume yells Irene Merryweather it is ice strife cables evil twin and I have come bare Irene looks up from her desk telling the person that she's on the phone with that she's going to have to call them back a guard grabs a Deadpool and laughs okay let's go shredder Deadpool spins are run punching the guard yelling unhand me you knave and Irene asks if this is a bit or something as cable in trouble dead full sizes of that he's really sorry about this he stabs our reading in the chest the next day at the mall Deadpool holds up a newspaper with the headline masked lunatic kills one of our own with a picture of Irene on it strife tells him good now onto the third your young Brendon future apocalypse heavens summoner must die Deadpool Krabs is gonna shoot the laptop shouting absolutely no way is evan going to die but as the night comes deadpool tries to figure out what to do kill Evan the child that he killed once brought back to life and is now practically The Godfather four or let le died his own actual daughter either one of them tying is really an option so rather than face the problem he decides to pay a visit to the one person who started all of this the hail Hydra Captain America Steven Rogers as Steven sleeps in his cell he wakes up to the sound of Deadpool whispering wakey-wakey Steven looks at a snake on his chest and Deadpool says that he figured that he would like serpents so you brought up one ashamed the poor chimpanzee with a revolver couldn't make it not even acknowledging the snake Steven sighs telling him I was wondering when you would show up oh and how you've regarded how our new American Empire ended Deadpool shouts and did how about how it began I killed Coulson for you even before hearing you say the words hail Hydra and because of that you're going to tell the prosecutors that it was an order from you and clear my name Steven tells him rather than incriminate myself I would like to exercise my Fifth Amendment and not Deadpool yells asking is this our other people feel when they talk to me it's like I'm losing my mind if Maria Hill hadn't betrayed me none of this woulda happened Steven says on that point we can agree Maria Hill has much to answer for either I'm a lie or the world around me is but Deadpool stands there with Stiebel looking at him and he smiles asking why are you really here is it because you're not being honest with yourself and you're going to help me escape Deadpool starts laughing he pulls out a small canister and because to shake it he pours the contents into the toilet stating my life is ruined I'm gonna repay the favor since you're going to rot in prison for a thousand years I'm gonna rob you of the one thing that you have here sleep Steven grabs the snake off his chest crushing its head and throws it against a wall as he watches Deadpool leave a Deadpool calls back also I'm taking something else your toilet have fun crapping in the corner just then the orange gas starts to rise out of the toilet and a few seconds later it shatters flooding the cell with water as Deadpool leaves he steps through the metal bars that he cut and he looks at the chimpanzee Caleb and he tells him that he's sorry in retrospect he should have given him rollerskates now he's just trained a chimpanzee to shoot a revolver for nothing he turns back to the tied up guard yelling next time you want to shoot someone shoot them I'm gonna be breaking into this prison a lot over the next couple of years Deadpool then heads outside to his getaway ride at his getaway ride a hot-air balloon he pulls the lever and as the balloon because the liftoff heels up it away but as he slowly escapes some of the prison guards spot him they opened fire on the slow-moving object he rolls over in the basket as it fills with holes shouting you missed suckers and a hot air balloon lazily floats away and that it hits a power line exploding instantly meanwhile as news of dead pulls break and spreads bro glistens a size stating that she's trying to ignore him but now he has her full attention the next day two guards keeping watch over the city begin to see something in the sky the first guard yells that it's a Helicarrier and the other one says oh hell we under attack again and as they get a closer look they see that it's him up in the sky Deadpool is flying his newly acquired Helicarrier shouting come on New York come and get me the second guard asks if they should call it in the first tells him no it's just dead full we just ignore him go away Deadpool looks down at the guards doing nothing and he says that it looks like they found out ignoring him he is kryptonite just then there's a green flash that shoots by punching Deadpool off the ledge barely giving him enough time to catch himself he looks up and says hello sugar and drogue tells him don't give me any sass I'm not in the mood Deadpool asks she's here to pick up where they left off I must say I do like a little warm-up before the rough stuff she reaches down to help Dead pull-ups dating a swing and a Miss I'm here to take you in so he tells her if that's the case then I'm afraid I got a bounce and he lets go off the ledge she watches it says that she should let it happen but she flies down grabbing Deadpool before he hits the ground he tells her that he always knew that he would be safe in her arms and Roeg says that's strike two let's go as she does dead pulls body slingshots into a fish truck and he asks did you know that you were throwing me into the stinky truck she tells him yeah she had a choice between this or a pillow truck so she went with this one she lets the truck to slide Deadpool out and as she does Deadpool makes a break for trying to jump over Roe grabs him by the leg slamming him back onto the ground stating that if he would just work with them he can probably get a lighter sentence Deadpool then jumps up and shouts you're just like the rest everyone's always trying to control me you never cared about me and I never cared about you I would never date anyone who dated gambit Deadpool punches rogue a few times in the face clearly not doing anything to her and she tells him that she doesn't need to have a makeup party with him to know that that's a lie after they beat the skull she saw the good the bad and the ugly and she knows that he's the type of guy who would go through hell for his friends and right now he's just pushing everyone away Deadpool stops is as well shut up you're right hell I would even probably date gambit but I wouldn't want to make it weird between us she laughs asking do you know why there isn't anything between us Deadpool says because I killed it bro tells him deader than Colson but just then rogue punches dead full shouting that was for Coulson the force of the punch launches Deadpool into the air and up into a nearby building he gets up stating that they would have been so good together she flies up telling him yeah to unkillable people just hurting each other non-stop Deadpool then reaches into one of his pouches and says speaking of invulnerability catch he throws a small thermite bomb into rogues face and tells her the blindness should be temporary you're at least I hope it is or maybe this could be a new origin story for you he grabs his grappling gun and takes aim telling I'm sorry I know I blew it with you and bro gills no you blew it for yourself just make sure you keep the promise to the girl don't let my sins keep you from doing the right thing if she needs you be there rogue tells him they will I don't have many New Mutants as road here's the wire retracting she swings aimlessly yelling she will see him again she will find him and Deadpool tells her if no doubt go easy on I'm gonna be a very different guy than goodbye anna-marie she quietly says goodbye wait and then wanders off to the water tower to wash her face him a voice asks if she's gonna be alright and she tells the person that he's late they just missed dead the boys asked since she's Kurt she says the only thing that his hurtin is our pride she just said to try and get through to him he was her friend before everything went to hell but anyway she's neck deep in x-men stuff the boy says they completely understand as rogue flies away Captain America tells her leave Deadpool to me Deadpool is a mess that I need to clean up a short while later in another part of town madcap sings and dances into Shaffer theatre to finally ruin Deadpool's life except the theaters already been destroyed at heels of all the rotten luck The Avengers old pals must have beat me to it come dancing mob let's go find Deadpool you don't know who madcap is he's dead fools actual arch-nemesis in this entire arc there's many videos in the playlist that involved deadpool fighting against him and madcap trying to get back at deadpool it's madcap trying to kill Deadpool's family that started this entire situation with stripe because as madcap tried to kill Deadpool's family he had to contact somebody in the future to help him a cable was unavailable so he had to get ahold of stripe who is now sending Deadpool off to go kill other people as a way to return the favor of saving Deadpool's family anyway madcap sings and dances over to the Preston's home and finds that it too has been destroyed and he's confused huh something really bad must have happened after stopping by a coffee shop to read the secrets of the secret Empire madcap says oh oh something really bad did happen madcap then tosses the book into the trash stating that sucks I wanted to destroy Deadpool's life not turn the rubble of his life into a slightly smaller pile of rubble dead pulled in shouts you thought you could destroy me I say nay and Deadpool runs madcap over with a horse and carriage madcap starts laughing telling him ha ha looks like you're giving the horse a ride be careful anyone he gets close to Deadpool doesn't live very long dead pulled and start shooting madcap asking and whose fault is bass you're the one who tried to kill my family as Deadpool jumps off the horse it begins to panic and it runs out into traffic getting hit by a car and mad capper poops Deadpool on the nose oops see what I mean now I should be off to go beat that dead horse Deadpool pulls out his katana as it cuts Madcaps arm off telling him this time I prepared for you I went to space looking for a weapon that would kill you madcap grabs his arm and reattaches the tellings baha thoughtful of you Deadpool pulls out a small device pressing the button telling him to shut up you're about to get the ending that you deserve as Deadpool hits the button madcap begins to fight back hitting Deadpool in the throat then kicking him in the face the to go back and forth hitting each other until finally a bright light appears Deadpool rubs his eyes after being poked in them and he says meet the collector the collector says ah an indestructible clown at the same time both Deadpool and madcap look back asking yes the collector tells Rand on to go please test the specimen Rihanna tells him of course and pulls it a sword cutting off Mad Catz head he catches his own head laughing and Rhiannon says that they'll see if he can survive this suddenly mad cat bursts into flames and as the flames go out madcap pops on his original form stating ha the collector than encases madcap in a clear box stating that the specimen it's just as Deadpool sent us later Deadpool starts laughing stating you thought you could destroy me like that whatever happened now you're going to spend an eternity as some nut Birds private Zoo mad calves eyes light up like stars that he says I've always wanted to go to space and I love zoos Deadpool yells I quit wait what madcap shrugs stating I'm actually bored of this I just wanted to make your life a living hell but this this is perfect Deadpool yells to the collector to Wayne the collector tells him I'm afraid not to this unique and wonderful light form will make a fine addition to my collection madcap laughs yelling Thank You Deadpool for releasing me from your terrible orbit I owe it all to you and then the collector and madcap disappear with Deadpool sighing that his plane did not go according to plan many here's a pay phone ringing he picks it up at asks are they like ringing phone booths in his area actually never mind who's next don't say Evan wife tells him to look up was a picture of the target there's no getting out of this one more screw up the kid dies Deadpool reaches up to see a picture taped to the ceiling and as he pulls it down he sees it seven later that stormy night a young boy runs through the streets and is accidentally bumping into a couple he falls and the woman asks if he's okay Oh God Evan with a dart and his shoulder looks up and tells the couple that they need to run away Deadpool try to kill me and the woman tells him we won't let him do that the man asks what are they going to do about it Deadpool hits the man and the woman in the back of the head telling them you're going to do nothing he puts his sword away and Evan asks what happened to my powers Deadpool points again at Evan and he says you were hit with the drug that suppresses them don't struggle it'll be over in just a moment Evan that asks did I do something wrong this is something that I'm going to do a Deadpool tells him no it's all on me this time meanwhile over at Strife's hideout he quietly says come on and a second later the genesis marker on his map of mutant speeds and he presses a button just then Deadpool's teleported to the hideout and strife tells him well done shooting the boy must have been hard Deadpool coldly tells him no it was it give me the next name and you better hope that we never meet again strife pushes the button to send Deadpool away telling him this one's going to be easy it's a civilian named marionette Nelson as Deadpool teleports back to the streets the couple starts to wake up and he just knocks them back out before heading into a back alley Deadpool smacks a human Evan telling him wake up I owe you an explanation and Evan yells dead what'd you do what did you do Deadpool tells him you're a real boy now but don't sweat it it's not permanent it's a drug developed by scientist named Butler it suppresses extra genes for a short while it was a brilliant man until I murdered him to death come on did you really think I was going to kill you if you really thought I was going to kill you you would have called the x-men right Evan stares at him and says I did that a second later Colossus burst of the wall punching Deadpool through another wall and into a sporting goods store Deadpool groan stating I like that guy better in the movies and then Kitty Pryde phases in telling him that he's taking every ounce of her self-control not to phase him into the ground Deadpool gets up and charges at her telling her sorry but I'm late for a blind date or a date to the polite I haven't really decided yet kitty grabs a bat and Deadpool tells her I've been hit with more that you can count and kitty tells it oh I'm not gonna swing it she faces the bat inside of Deadpool's chest and then let's go and let's it turns back to solid Deadpool screams out in pain he continues to run and Kitty grabs him by the shoulder just as he's about to jump through a window he then yells don't do me like this and Kitty then shouts hush now and she lets go Deadpool becomes solid in the glass and he screams again falling to the ground with the pieces of glass still inside of him he gets up yelling oh god it's glass in my ass and Evan asks why Colossus tells him it doesn't matter and Evan says no it does why did you do it and Deadpool sits up telling him he'd kill Ellie hell he may still kill her when he finds out that I didn't kill you but I'm doing it for the girl Colossus gets ready to hit Deadpool again but Evan tells him to wait Deadpool Dan pulls the bat out of his chest stating it's my daughter she's gonna be a mutant one day that is if she survives being my kid and Kitty yells you're wanted for murder you're not walking away from this Deadpool reaches into his pouch dating it's exactly what I'm doing he tosses the grenade at Evan for him to catch it he tells Kitty that she better get to phasing kitty grabs both evident Colossus just before the grenade goes off and as they look around it falls nowhere to be found later in the apartment of marionette Nelson marionette suddenly wakes up asking who's there over in the shadows Deadpool pulls shards of glass out stating my name is Wade Wilson and I owe you an apology I didn't mean to wake you but I'm not on top of my game right now someone wanted you dead and I didn't want to do it but that person was going to kill my daughter if I didn't no one deserves me I just kind of happened to people marionette begins to cry asking is there any way you can save us both and Deadpool grabs the last shard telling her I know it really doesn't matter but I'm really sorry marionette asks what's her name and Deadpool tells her Ellie as he gets up marionette sobs that maybe this isn't the worst end a middle-aged woman dies so a young girl can survive well will it hurt dead ball takes marionettes hand telling her no I already did it and just as he says that her eyes rolled back into her head as she falls back down onto the bed Deadpool walks out of the apartment and he already knows who's there his heavy boots hitting the roof above he's already too late the red white and the blue flash hits Deadpool in the face bouncing off the wall and then back into Captain America's hand cap looks at it but he said that he's sorry that this all went horribly wrong for him but it ends now Deadpool tells him that he can't do that there's one more item on his bucket list and cap tells him that you better prepare to have some good old-fashioned sense knocked into that head of yours Deadpool jumps up slashing at cap shield and cap yells you're making this worse and Deadpool says I know that's my superpower cap knocks Deadpool back telling him you have every right to be upset and Deadpool begins shooting back shouting everything that's happened is your fault cap knocks the bullets away and then asks murdering Coulson sound like something I would ever say and Deadpool charges in telling him yes I've heard you say it with your own voice you kept climbing the ladder until you got to the top and you became the guy who decides who lives or dies as Deadpool punches cap a few more times cap ducks the last hit telling him those are free and they're gonna be the last that are gonna land Deadpool pulls out of katana and he swings it breaking it across cap shield so cap kits Deadpool back it as Deadpool catches himself he throws the broken sword at caps foot asking would you even be having this conversation if I was Black Widow no right she would get a pass but for me nope cap kneels to block the sword and he says how about we not deal with the hypotheticals I saw a lot of potential in you but before cap can finish Deadpool runs in punching him shouting get me a break you didn't care about me until you lost the Super Soldier Serum Logan died and you needed another obedient torpedo cap cracks the shield across Deadpool's jaw telling him I feel terrible that you got duped so were a lot of other people captain sweeps Deadpool's legs out from underneath them and as he picks him up he puts him in cuffs he tells Deadpool i watch the security footage in the prison you showed a lot of restraint leaving my evil doppelganger alive Deadpool waits until the cuffs are on and then he asks you know who wins if I kill Hydra cap he then flicks his head back bashing into cap you Deadpool pops his thumb out of place grabbing his other katana telling him you wouldn't have to spend the rest of your days looking over your shoulder for a doppelganger I would never kill Stephen but I didn't want you to know that you want him dead you could do it yourself Deadpool pushes the katana close to caps neck and cap grabs him by the chest strap flipping him over slamming him to the ground telling him just shut up Deadpool groans stating the only way you're gonna stop me is put that soared through me so cap grabs it telling him as unpleasant as that sounds I don't want to fight anymore he stabs a sword down and two dead pulls back asking are you happy now and as he does that he looks over and sees a group of kids with their phones all taking pictures one of the kids even states I knew he was no good and the kids run off with cap yelling wait I can explain Deadpool yells to the kids I'm paralyzed said to help sell the pictures to Jonah there brutalizing me and cap looks back asking how could you shame on you for baiting me like that and Deadpool gets back up telling him you know I don't just blame you cap yells great because I'm not the one to blame and Deadpool runs off telling him I play myself I know now that I should have trusted you as much as I did he jumps into the sewers and cap follows closely behind yelling look at how many innocent people are harmed in your wake Wade Deadpool continues running telling him I know just kpop there's something I want to show you cap turns the corner and he sees dead pulls underground hideout and he asks is this supposed to make me feel bad Deadpool calls out I don't care how you feel about it but that box next to you that's it I wanted to give you cap knocks the lock off the chest and as he opens it he says he'll wade down in the Box is Preston's mangled lmd body the Deadpool steps out stating nobody's my friend for long you can fix her cap tells him shields just bent and I'm not sure if and that he stops him shouting your captain freaking America make a marriage a fixer cap tells him that'll see what he can do but he's noticed the explosives planted to the support beams Deadpool pulls out a device telling him I'm walking out of here and if you try to come I'm gonna drop a square block down on you you'll probably survive but the office workers won't cop steps forward telling him I'm calling your bluff so Deadpool presses down on the button telling them watch how but he craps I've left to give one of the beams explodes causing water to fill the room and cap yells you're out of your mind so Deadpool tells him how the boy kept it obvious how this detonator is a Deadman switch if my thumb comes off of this all the columns are gonna blow if I take my finger off this button it'll be Captain America you want me off the board good cuz that's what I want to my demand is very reasonable make one thing right fix breasted the OB personnel surrender to until then it's me against the world the world is gonna take it up the tailpipe [Music] as the queen cathlin set sail off of the port tombstone tells a room of villains that here on this boat they stand on neutral ground everyone here is gathered to enjoy evening a gambling and with that said at the fighting games begin and just as he says that the lights in the cabin go out and Deadpool tells everyone I got some good news that I got some bad news the bad news is everyone is going home a loser the good news is that you all get to live if you don't screw with me if any of you try something this tough is gonna go down quicker than Uncle Ben meeting a robber one of the men at the poker table says word on the street is that Deadpool is no longer with the Avengers but what if he's still with them and he's just trying to bust our meet up deadpool takes out his flare and he laughs as he toss it onto a table telling the man haha that's funny I'm not a mole for the Avengers they have rules like no killing he grabs his gun at he shoots the man in the head and then he turns back to everyone asking I didn't else have any personal questions they want to ask me the room stairs in silence and Deadpool throws a duffel bag at one of the dealers dating I didn't think so the doula starts to fill the bag with money and Typhoid Mary looks at the switch in dead Bulls Hannah says that he's bluffing and pushes his thumb on the button suddenly it's raining men starts playing on the speakers and Deadpool says okay maybe I bluffed and hooked the detonator up to the music system ladies stilt man runs up and kicks Deadpool through a set of doors and as he gets back up he tosses our grenade behind him telling him the bid is actually off on this one good luck they're gonna head goes off and he runs up the stairs and onto the deck and two guards see him telling him to freeze he knocks them both out yelling don't you ever tell me or my doubles son to freeze again but before he could continue jack-o'-lantern flies down throwing a bomb telling Deadpool just return the money Deadpool quickly grabs one of his katanas batting the bomb back stating out your point I could a mess up your face the bomb hits Jack's head and it explodes Deadpool starts to move forward a short while later two armed guards sweep the deck in the states that Deadpool may have escaped however in front of them peeing in the pool pitbull says now I didn't leave yet just being in your pool it's kind of like a signature thing so uh we're gonna shoot the other guard tells him actually we don't get paid enough biggest ones Deadpool's done he hurries to the front of the boat singing deadpool man deadpool man does whatever anyone can look out I have a grappling hook he fires the anchor up onto a passing bridge and as he climbs over the railing two officers stopped him telling him to freeze and Deadpool asks or what you watch in horror as your bullets go right through me and do nothing now piss off one officer whispers to the other to shoot out the knees and they open fire Deadpool falls into a pool of his own blood he sees an image of a green-skinned woman that he met on the other planet the one that told him that she left him a little surprise he reaches into his pouch pulling out a small vial of red liquid he says can't use this yet I can get myself out of this Jam without that space weapon if you wanted to that storyline we're gonna link it down below because that's when he went out into space and killed most of space Deadpool then gets back up head buddy one of the officers and just as the first one falls he takes out his gun throwing it at the second officer knocking them both out just then a helicopter flies down shining a light on Deadpool shouting the bridge is closed off there's no escape surrender immediately Deadpool looks at the helicopter and says haha cool My Ride is here and he aims his grappling hook at a pilot as the hook lands on the helicopter the pilot radios back I'm being boarded and once Deadpool pulls him out he throws him into the pool on the boat the man spits up spitting out water stating haha thank God Jacqueline who tells him this you know Deadpool peed in that later Deadpool flies the helicopter over to Saint Steve Brad door firs chapel and he walks in asking if sister Danielle is there sister Danielle tells Deadpool that she's inside of the confession booth Deadpool heads inside asking if she's allowed to hear confessions she says no she came in here to play with her switch so uh she understands that he has some sins that he would like to commit Deadpool tells the ladies get a job a kill job so sister Daniel takes out a note pad telling him what is the prayer Deadpool says 20 million American a sister Danielle asks who's the target Deadpool sighs he tells her Deadpool the two of them step out of the booth and sister Danielle says are you sure about this there's no one doing a prayer once it hits the air Deadpool throws the duffel bag on the ground telling her let's have some fun sister Danielle takes the note and drops it in the box she tells him that it's going to be his funeral and Deadpool tells her it's sort of counting on the note then drops into the inbox and as a man reads it he burns it few moments later in a hole-in-the-wall bar all of the patrons begin to see their phones going off with notifications one picks up the phone reading 20 million for the death of Deadpool oh this will be fun and taskmaster tells the other villains in the bar Wow may the best of us win later than a juggernaut bursts out of a building shouting I've always hated Deadpool now I have 20 million reasons to want to kill you where'd you hide juggernaut turns back and sees a bright light coming towards him in a second later a cement truck crashes into it Deadpool is ejected from the cab straight into juggernauts helmet it begins to yell jibberish juggernaut yells do you really think a truck is gonna stop me and dead filled and starts shouting back more gibberish Jago duck tells him you know that face is really messed up can't make out a word to show you Deadpool pushes on his jaw until it snaps back in place and he says no a truck won't stop you but you still gotta breathe he grabs the hose in the back and he begins to spray juggernaut with some vent until his entire head is covered and then he asks who's next Deadpool spits out a few teeth as taskmaster tells him I'm on next I saw what you did Rhino Deadpool laughs ha ha boards but jammed in worse places let's get this over with he slashes forcing taskmaster to deflect it as he does he tells taskmaster by the way that a on the shield at Frank a dump taskmaster takes the shield cracking Deadpool on the back telling him the T is a dumb and just as Deadpool falls to his knees a voice shouts excuse me taskmaster looks up asking who are you the man in the wheelchair roles by telling him I'm some attorneys he used a sidewalk so I can get to my job that is unless you're gonna turn me into a bystander taskmaster tells the man this is a private matter that does not concern you you are free to pass with my sincerest apologies sir the man begins to roll forward and Deadpool then gets back up telling him I've known taskmaster for a long time his word is his bond Deadpool lifts the man up a throws of a taskmaster yelling me at the other head I did not promise safe conduct the man leans up asking how could you and Deadpool runs off telling him it was simple I put my legs into it the man screamed you despicable freak and taskmaster gets up and hands a bow to the man telling him you're welcome to join the hunt you can have half my share of the bounty the two begin to chase after Deadpool and Deadpool looks back telling them haha look at those two who ever look at Danny there's a new marvelous team up just before Deadpool could let out another quip he hears from cars honking and then he's hit by a speeding taxi inside bull's eye asks you okay mate my bad I never get to practice driving Deadpool because to pick himself back up telling him I can't believe you're working man or is he VT man bullseye didn't throws the car into reverse stepping on the gas peeling out parking on top of Deadpool bullseye gets out telling Deadpool to do have a point about dasky shield but underneath the car Deadpool stabs into the gas tank bull's eye crouches down to look under the car to make sure Deadpool's dead but as he does he sees a lighter being struck seconds later flames shoot out from underneath the car and Deadpool reaches out fighting into bull's-eyes leg bull's eye shouts and pain as he lives Deadpool to his feet and the two began head-butting each other over and over bull's eye yells no one will ever out ahead but me and then Deadpool just knees him in the groin dead full size telling him I was really hoping that you guys are gonna be the ones to do it now I'm just gonna have to kill you as Deadpool brings the knife up idaero shoots through his wrist and the man in the wheelchair yells damn it taskmaster asks why you upset you hit him and the man says I was aiming for his head Deadpool tells the man I want you to know I treated you just like I would any other man when I threw you be sure to remember that when your world off a building a dead bull goes on bull's eye gets back up throwing a card in two dead pulls back and Deadpool asks oh you got the beginning to lose respect for you and daredevil how has he not but before Deadpool could finish bullseye runs up kicking Deadpool into the back of the head launching him into an aquarium Deadpool pulls his head out as the crabs pinch it asking bullseye seriously what does daredevil see in you but then Deadpool is struck with another arrow in the groin the man shouts hey hey I did it and taskmaster tells them you should did while Deadpool is stunned both taskmaster and bullseye punched Deadpool in the head knocking him out a short while later Deadpool begins to wake up tied up he sees a wood chipper next to a tank full of piranhas he says yeah you know I I may have been wrong you might actually be able to pull this off bull's eye flips the switch onto the wood chipper and it begins to push Deadpool towards the blades telling him the only thing I was wondering is who would want Deadpool dead Deadpool yo that's easy it was me of course taskmaster and bullseye both stop asking what taskmaster turns off the wood chipper telling him that's a total bummer give me a moment to think about this taskmaster and bulls-eye huddle together and talk loud enough for Deadpool to hear stating I really don't like this taskmaster looks over and tells Deadpool we still wanted to kill you but not like this Deadpool screams you two were the biggest disappointments in this entire stupid universe and bull's eye yells back telling him get better so we can kill you proper shouts you're doing cowards as taskmaster and bullseye leave Deadpool Li's back down asking won't anyone send me off to the sweet embrace of eternal night and then he's hit in the head with a bag of garbage elsewhere Maria Hill meets the Captain America and the other heroes telling him the spike of violence needed to end yesterday cap says I'm working on a plan to peacefully bring Deadpool in and if that fails we all need to work together the next day Maria gathers up some local heroes and local police telling them that they all have a danger is an unpredictable subject that needs to be brought in and just then a bandaged up Hawkeye walks in stating I'm sorry for being late and Maria asks how did the peaceful talks with Deadpool go Hawkeye tells him up what listen you see all the bandages on my head it means I get hit in the head a lot and you shouldn't listen to me potatoes sorry tenantry however a few moments later Kate walks in stating that she's sorry that they're late and right behind her is Hawkeye the first Hawkeye shouts look out it's a squirrel and he fires an arrow hitting the wall next to the other Hawkeye after several gunshots we find out that it's actually Deadpool disguised as Hawkeye won't the first Hawkeye and Deadpool jumps out of the building laughing and right behind him are the real Hawkeye and Kate telling him to stuff Deadpool tells them he really suck I had a whole fun day planned of the task force I would have got away with the tube it wasn't for those meddling kids as Kate and Hawkeye land hawk eye hits the ground hard asking how could anyone fall for Deadpool being me I am NOT always bandaged up Deadpool puts on his mask asking how could you say that with a straight face seconds ago you suplexed yourself both Hawkeye and Kate aimed their bows and kate says that she knows that he won't shoot her and Deadpool tells are here right but I will shoot Hawkeye twice Hawkeye and Kate released their arrows and one goes into Deadpool shoulder while the other one goes into the barrel of his guns he looks at the gun with the Aral in it and says you know what I ain't even mad Hawkeye readies another arrow and tells Deadpool to drop the gun he can't hurt anyone with that Deadpool yells wrong they throws the gun hitting Hawkeye in the face Kate shoots another arrow into Deadpool asking how could you and as Kate gets closer Deadpool leans back kicking Kate away stating I'm not sure what you referred to but if it's about Coulson asked Captain America I would love to hear him explain that hawkeye then charges the dead bull punching him causing the two of them to fall through a window and Deadpool quickly jumps up punching Hawkeye telling him you know what I could have ratted on me when I find out about your little hideout on the mountain back at secret Empire but I did not Hawkeye then starts getting back up asking you knew where we were hiding and Deadpool says yeah I was waiting for you to make contact with me so I could help you guys but you never did then Deadpool is shot with an arrow and he reaches down grabbing a toilet seats dating I never expected a statue to be put up but I expected better than this he flings the seat hitting Kate in the head and she falls into the bathroom and he catches her hands er - Hawkeye Hulk I asked what is your way out of this and Deadpool tells him I have a plan a and a plan B we're gonna see which one the universe gives me just then the owner of the apartment runs in asking what the hell is going on a Deadpool grabs the man pressing his gun to him telling him looks like my ride is here we both know that I won't shoot the man in a head but it would have shouted somewhere else and you'd have to rush him to the hospital Kate steps forward but Hawkeye grabs her tells her let him go later after Deadpool's escape Hawkeye head back to the roof to patch up the window and Kate asks Maria is what Deadpool said true Maria asks how should I know you should ask Coulson how guy gets up and asks how did you know where to find blackout Deadpool said that he's the one that told you that he's the one that saved us at secret Empire and Kate that asks did you get your information from Deadpool Maria turns leaving telling them I beat it out of him you'd be fools to think that Deadpool couldn't have ended Steven's evil reign of terror with a single bullet and yet he didn't did he elsewhere in an abandoned shield carrier a shield technician steps out of the room stating that she did all that she could cap tells her that she helped him with a matter of national security she's done good for a woman who's given her all to the country the technician tells me ow but she isn't thrilled about chatting with him cap walks into the room stating that he can understand but please give me a moment he steps in and he felt the person laying down the hardest part about leading people is asking them to do something that they don't want to do you've given your life for this country and the person says twice cap continues your family is out there somewhere waiting for you and I wouldn't blame you for running back to them you have more than earned it he then salutes telling them I'd be grateful if you would come out of retirement and join me for one last mission the person starts to get up out of bed and Preston with the exposed face of her LMD courses dammit you're one persuasive hunk of cheese all right Boy Scout let's end Deadpool [Music] not long ago in the galaxy bar of nowhere Deadpool 2 sitting there asking why is he always getting stuck in decapitated heads what does that say about him but with the woman that he is with she says that her shift is over and she could think of a few ways that he can work out that depression Deadpool tells her that he appreciates the effort but came to space to find a weapon to kill some powerful enemies the woman pulls out a small vial asking oh why didn't you say so I've got something here that will make your enemies wish they were dead now back in the current time at a cheap hotel on earth Deadpool takes out that small vial and he begins a dose himself with the contents it's tied for Deadpool to come to the end of his entire life and he wants the Marvel Universe to kill him this is it this is going to be his final battle and soon he will be surrounded by his enemies partly because he may have called 911 himself once Deadpool is covered in the pink mist he asks what kind of powers are the one give him death Ray's no maybe he's invincible now however as Deadpool punches a wall he breaks every bone in his hand he quickly realizes that that is not the case after throwing up from the pain Deadpool leaves the room to grab a bucket of ice and the woman passing by to grab the ice sees Deadpool as Deadpool bends over she sees all of Deadpool and she throws up once he suits up Falcon watches from outside and reports to the others that Deadpool is left the hotel wave one move in he said this Falcon flies down to attack he throws up deadpool asks what the hell i wasn't weird just then Deadpool is hit in the head with a red baton and as the baton bounces back into Daredevils hand he throws up daredevil tells him my radars actually showing the stink lines off of Deadpool he's a walking bio attack Deadpool sniffs himself and he thinks I smell is fresh the dayz though I have been skipping on deodorant ever since I started experimenting with the homeless suddenly Deadpool feels himself being webbed up and as he turns back he sees the champions spider-man asks um what happened to you we always to be able to ignore you and nobody's up telling everyone stay back I'm gonna handle this but his Deadpool looks at him he tells him what's wrong you look a little peaked and the Nova throws up which in turn makes miss Marvel throwing up and Deadpool shouts this was not deliberate I did not want this that just watered one ginormous fight he turns to leave but through the sounds of everyone throwing up around to me here's the news talking about how much of a terrible person he is he grabs his gun shooting the TV but as he pulls the trigger his gun begins to disassemble Scarlet Witch yells to that he is and then she throws up Scarlet Witch says she was so disgusting what have you done a Deadpool tells her I would be hurt if you worked the most dangerous Avenger that ever lived he pushed his Scarlet Witch over as she throws up again and then he asks this is I mean I've always wanted a superpower but not really this one this continues for a while with Quicksilver throwing up on people as he runs voodoo opening up a portal and hitting Deadpool and throwing up and Tony starts throwing up so much that his Iron Man suit actually throws him out or up you decide but just when the heroes finally brought in vision since he can't grow up giant man passes by and ends up flooding the entire block so later the night after a quick swim and a visit to the Hoboken laundromat Deadpool decides that there's one thing that he could do the question is does he really have the stones to do it to kill one last person the next day cap fills press in an undead fools recent attack and as the two talk a hazmat worker tells them of the dish received reports that Deadpool swam to New Jersey and proceeded to walk north along the roads of the New York Thruway Presta says they're going to have to redeploy upstate she has an idea of where he's going short while later in upstate New York cap and Preston take a helicopter to their next target location and Preston asks the question why did you ever trust Deadpool cap smiles and asks why did you as the helicopter lands Presta says that maybe she just wanted a crazy guy to fight against a crazy world and as the two get into a police cruiser cap tells her I could see why you were friends but why are we going upstate president says that that's where Butler experimented on Deadpool Butler had a medical supply business at the front and that's where Deadpool is probably heading so we're gonna beat him there as the to drive another car comes speeding up and Preston sighs stating you have got to be kidding Deadpool shouts to the other car hey great make me feel a thousand percent better about this crazy plan happy let's crash cars Deadpool swerves his car into caps and just as he does cap throws his shield locking Deadpool out of his car he quickly grabs the shoulder because riding it down the road shouting Oh save Breaston alive makes me so happy but before he could sing about his happiness cap drives the police cruiser right into Deadpool crashes through the windshield but both cap and Preston grab I'm telling him you're gonna be coming with us I Deadpool your action you're coming with me and he grabs the shifter throwing it into park the car screeches to a stop throwing em went out and onto the road and cat gets up telling Deadpool you can't run anymore Deadpool Deadpool stops and he looks at him you're right and then he turns and he starts running preston jumps back up and chases after i'm telling him to stop this is what you wanted right don't make me spend this life fighting you as Deadpool has punched down he shouts I don't want to hurt you anymore either my Mutant power is to kill people whether I want to or not Swach he takes his gun firing three shots into the earth and they just happen to hit a passing by spacecraft sending it crashing to the ground he begins to yell see see I did that I can't even buy lizzing fire my gut into the air without bringing down tragedy cap shouts there's survivors inside and both him and Preston run in to pull whoever they can out as Preston rips off the metal siding cap comes out holding Adsit and Adsit shouts I thought you were dead I'm so happy to see you cap tells them that they're going to have to wait in the pleasantries Deadpool is getting away later that night at Butler's medical supply front Deadpool kicks in the door and makes his way to the back he opens the fridge stating that the remains of Butler's science experiment are right here where he left him he's going to eat them like Popeye down spinach Deadpool starts to grab the vial and the IV backs and he thinks that he fought hard to regain his memories what an idiot he was ignorance freely is bliss he starts to set up all of the IV bags injecting the contents of the vials into all of the bags right next to the chair and as he does Deadpool hears cap outside yelling telling him that he's surrounded I held up my end of the bargain by fixing preston plus an apology is owed won't you come out and accept it Deadpool takes off his mask and yells give me a sec I'm changing I also have a hostages preston calls out that he doesn't indentical says that's not true I got a little weight in my hands right now outside Preston scans the area and sees that there's no one inside of the building but Deadpool and it looks like he's relaxing in a chair pressing a cap charge in shouting for Deadpool to come up quietly and then they look up at Deadpool and they both suddenly stop a small office room falls silent until Deadpool snores and lets out a large part cap asks what has he done and preston looks at the vial stating that this is the stuff that Butler used to wipe deadfalls memories whenever they harvested his organs a small amount used to wipe his memory for days but this is enough for a full mind white cap looks at Deadpool and says dead-bolted say that he had one more name on his list inside of the mind of Deadpool he walks down the halls of his memories stating that a mind is a terrible thing to waste well it's all gotta go with the machine gun in hand he walks through his memories destroying everything in sight his time with the Avengers his team up with pressed in an ad sit before all of this started his vacation trip to Asia that happened to be the worst vacation ever but at least he got to do with Wolverine and cap the time that he was that is happiest when he was with sheik Lattanzi he sais stating he loved her so much but even this has to go he shoots the memory in the memory drops she : she asks couldn't he have waited until after the dip Deadpool tells her I'm sorry surely and she click her ex him telling him she claw Deadpool tells her good Butler's drugs are already working just one last stop to make the next stop is Christmas when he gave Ellie the present the Thor left for cap he figured it must have been very important so he decided to give it to her he asked if maybe he could just keep a few memories and Ellie says that that would be nice he opens fire on the memory shouting no she won't be safe if she's a part of my life and as the last of the memories fade Deadpool falls to his knees screaming and as he does the ground shatters beneath him and he falls down into the fiery pits of Hell he pulls himself out shouting bet he's been through worse hell than actual hell by the way so bring it on soon hands begin to reach out pulling Deadpool down under the hands of all of the people that he's killed including Coulson as he's held down Coulson shoots him and he shall tail Vitas and Deadpool says that he killed me this once before and he'll do it again and beat us last telling him he heard useful idiot and he reaches it a dead pulls chest taking out his heart fetus because to eat it and there's a light that shines down on a hand that reaches out asking why do you torture yourself the hand pulls Deadpool out of the pits of hell and an image of a woman tells him everyone deserves love but first you must love yourself Deadpool tells her hope believe me I love myself at least once a day sometimes but the woman tells him hush and she kisses his forehead back in the real world Deadpool begins to smile and Preston asks if he's smiling and cap says just a little he salutes Preston telling her that it's time for her to go home you've served proudly and sacrificed everything for your country you are an inspiration to us all cap one was up a car door for Preston and says make sure you give that beautiful family a hug for me so in the ambulance with Deadpool drives off and Preston leaves the other direction leaving capital he stands there and he notices Deadpool's jacket on the ground and inside it is a folded picture he opens it and he sees a picture of him Deadpool and Logan he quietly stares at it the next day Deadpool goes on trial and the judge rules that due to Deadpool's mental condition the defendant is found mentally incompetent to stand trial he has been remanded to the state psychiatric system and days pass Deadpool laying in his bed sleeping not moving or showing any signs of life that is until the man claiming to be Deadpool enters the ward the man shouts that he was an Avenger the doctor strip him down telling him we don't care if your name is Galactus The Hunger are about to put you up in ranks Deadpool begins to mutter in his sleep stating Avenger hungry and he shoots up from his bed yelling that is not how you Deadpool he gets out of his bed he puts on the man's costume and he says I am going to show you how to properly deadfall he walks to the next room and he throws a nurse at a nurse and then he karate chops a doctor in the throat as he begins to leave he tells the doctor said by the way I've totally been awake for the past two days those were very sensual sponge baths and they were amazing the nurse asks if they should go after him and I say hell no someone else's problem now as Deadpool steps back out into the world with no memories at all he says I feel amazing no spectacular I'm not sure what kind of food I like but Mexican sounds right time to make some chimichangas but for Deadpool's this isn't the end of his story 81 years later in the year 2099 the men's room stole because to build was smoke as the cloud gets a bigger Deadpool steps out stating Wow that stunk up the joint better use some of that bat fart repellent as he pulls out a spray a young girl shouts through a hole in the wall hurry up we're gonna be late Deadpool climbs out of the hole and jump stating no we ain't we're gonna be right on time this is a classic Gandalf crap and just as he lands on his mechanical dragon we see him with Preston his future daughter Ellie and his other daughter warden the Deadpool of 2099 and with that before the temple II ever after and there you have it the conclusion to our Deadpool Jerry Dugan full story story series you are amazing for sticking it out this long in this video I know it I don't know how long it was it was long it was really dan what did you think what did you think of this I thought this was probably some of my favorite Deadpool stories this is kind of all I well it's actually probably farther than we normally are oh you did enjoy this the most though oh my gosh this was probably some of the best Deadpool stories I've ever read yeah it definitely was and if you want to get our opinions on comic books then join us over on our twitch twitch TV slash eligible monster every Sunday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern where we review various comic books but yes I enjoyed this run as well now you have to do something crazy to leave it's the full story series they've hung out the whole time you got to do something crazy to end the video [Music] let me know if that's the places I'll see you next time [Music] you

Channel: Comicstorian

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Length: 220min 12sec (13212 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 09 2018