Deadpool "Joins The X-Men to His Death?" - Full Story | Comicstorian

welcome to the full stories series you see here at comic story and we create smaller audio dramas of your favorite comic books Boris from video games and recaps of the movies and we did a story line of Daniel weighs Deadpool now this is a storyline in which Deadpool wanted to die but he couldn't quite find a way to do it so he went through the entire Marvel Universe fighting against some of your favorite individuals and basically trying to find a way to die overall this video is about three hours long and it contains videos that we put out over the course of six months so I hope you guys really enjoy this one either way this is the beginning of Daniel weighs run all the way to the death of Deadpool and I say death and air quotes and if you're wondering where you are while this is comics Taurean we do create audio dramas of your favorite more from your favorite pop culture icons and I hope you enjoy the three our giant epic that we have created for you [Applause] off the shores of San Francisco a pirate ship sails through the waves with everyone's favorite Merc with a mouth Deadpool but as Deadpool sits on the deck he takes a knife stabbing himself in the leg letting the blood drain into a bucket he takes that bucket pouring it into the waters asking himself is he just bored does he need a hobby no what's really boring is immortality he jumps off the side of the boat into the shark-infested waters and he waits maybe he does all this because he wants attention what if instead of getting paid in cash he got paid in attention the shark begins to swim up and before I can even bite down Deadpool takes out a gun firing it a few moments later he puts the bullet-riddled shark onto the deck and he puts his mask back on and he says I hope they like sushi sitting on the table on the deck is death she says that she believes sushi actually needs with rice there's one place that she used to go to in San Francisco called but Wayde stops are asking Takeko Maki I used to go there to wait not crap you're not real are you death tells him no not to him and just like that she fades away Deadpool lays down looking at the Sun thinking that maybe he'll just sit here and wait for the Sun to cook his flesh into jerky and watch helplessly as the seagulls pickin but then he hears a voice the shark says wow that's real original seeing as how that was his plan he should probably go get his own Deadpool yells that he is totally original everything he does is original and the shark tells him no what he is is alone all of those friends that he thinks he has weasel blind al what's-his-face the bird Deadpool says that he completely accepts the fact that he is different from everyone else and the shark tells him that that is actually the problem he puts up this front about being different from everyone when in fact he never shows anyone the real him all of those heroes that he fought with was it that they didn't accept him or that he didn't accept them Deadpool says all right I'm done when you're getting a life lesson from a dead fish it's definitely time to re-evaluate things but where do I start the shark tells him first he starts by getting on that big boat over there and Deadpool asks what big boat he looks back and he sees a giant cruise ship passing by and he says oh sure and while later Deadpool has brought aboard the cruise ship and the medical staff quickly hooks him up to life support the captain asks how is he doing and the doctor says surprisingly normal his skin is damaged from the Sun but his vitals are better than they should be the captain that asks did he have any sort of identification on him and the doctor tells him no all he had was this and they pull out Deadpool's mask the captain sighs stating this guy is probably the most wanted and most hated man on the planet call the Coast Guard get this traitorous piece of crap off my boat a few moments later Deadpool is thrown off of the boat and back into the water he swims back up and he looks out asking if San Francisco's over there if he can fit it anywhere it's gotta be San Francisco the next day Deadpool puts on his rollerblades his short shorts and his crop top setting out for a day on the town however it doesn't take long for Deadpool's fantastic day to be ruined by a group of kids making fun of the way that he's dressed he stops for a moment thinking that he should just kill them no yes no he could just break their arms but as Deadpool starts to skate over to break their arms he begins to lose his balance he wobbles over reaching out his hand and suddenly he receives a high-five the couple on the moped shout that he is beautiful don't let anyone try to convince them otherwise and the couple rides off Deadpool asks I'm beautiful yeah I am beautiful I should go celebrate this beauty with some alcohol so he heads to the first bar that he sees the fleet Tavern which happens to be a navy bar everyone decides stares at Deadpool and Deadpool asks is it just hot here or is it mink a few moments later he's sitting at the bar stating great Here I am trying to turn over a new leaf and into six hours that I've been here I've just created more of a mess maybe I should just give up trying to fit in but then that's when Deadpool hears it is one chance to fit in on the TV the news plays a video from Cyclops stating how they reject Norman Osborn's views on mutants they've been pushed prosecuted persecuted and punished for who they are that is why they are building a utopia for mutants on an island off of the coast of San Francisco Ted full jumps up from a stool standing that's it I'm gonna join the x-men the next night at utopia Deadpool asks so what do you say and Cyclops tells him no as a matter of fact he'll know later that night Wolverine says you know it's messed up dirty Deadpool away like that Cyclops asks what do you think I should have done let him stay here the Wolverine tells him of course not he's way too volatile to be in a contained environment but by the same token isn't he too volatile to not be contained one of the girls there then asks what's so bad about that guy anyway and I Cyclops will bring look at each other they both look back and say everything she doesn't says well a lot of people could say that about Wolverine right isn't that why we're all here the next day Deadpool heads out into the streets to try and figure out what to do next when he runs into a public announcement going on at the courthouse the man speaking as Ellis Kincaid a man who's been trying to fight with the courts forever to try and have his daughter returned home from the x-men he tells everyone that he's not anti-mutant but he's pro parental rights his daughter is a minor and she'd been transferred to a school on some sort of military compound so that is why he's calling on the help of anyone who could hear his words and do anything back on utopia Cyclops is watching the interview asking what do we know on this guy and Praja he tells him that his name is Ellis Kincaid from Portland Oregon he's divorced and was in a kind of a slump a few years ago but it all changed when he hit the jackpot and all of his assets were bought out by United Holdings Limited a distinct subsidiary of Oscorp Cyclops is right so he's a Norman's pocket no wonder he's getting national news coverage so easily but who's his daughter just then mercury comes in shouting oh my god this is so embarrassing just turn it off Cyclops turns off the news and mercury says I am so sorry about this and Cyclops tells her no I should be the one who's sorry mercury the stops for a moment it says oh god are you gonna make me to leave utopia and Cyclops says no of course not you can leave if you choose to but we are not forcing you to stay we want you to feel safe here this may look bad for us but once they speak with Archangel we'll have our legal team sort this whole thing out mercury says thank you and progeny escorts are out and once she leaves Cyclops sighs so about Deadpool a short while later Domino asks do you want me to be his chaperone Cyclops tells her that they need someone to keep an eye on Deadpool and Domino and Deadpool have a history together with Domino shouting yeah bad history Deadpool who just so happens to be sitting on a roof debating who he's going to shoot because he's bored looks down the scope with a voice asking him do you see anything you like or maybe you're looking for someone Hey Domino then stands there staring at Deadpool who in his own way is completely ignoring her Domino says look jerk I didn't come all this way to be ignored I came here to offer you a spot on the x-men Deadpool spins back with his gun telling her no you're not you came here to kill me that nerds you work for knows that have too much of a loose and to leave me hanging isn't that right now if you want to live and walk away from this just back up a few steps Domino's starts to walk backwards asking how is this supposed to but before she could finish she falls through a window down into a building into a pool of pancakes three hundred and seventy two thousand eight hundred and forty four pancakes to be exact Deadpool jumps down and he asks so still friends Domino grabs our gun telling him you sure as hell ain't acting like a friend and Deadpool then asks act never I keep it real after helping Domino out her and Deadpool sit down to eat the pancakes and Domino asks why not just kill her Deadpool tells her well Cyclops really wanted to whack me he would have sent a backup crew the minute you went down so down to business I will join the x-men on one good mission that is that I wear my very own x-men suit with my name on the back after putting on his suit Deadpool asks so what now does Cyclops want to see my moves and Domino says yeah maybe while they talk Deadpool notices the TV is on and a few new pieces on Ellis Kincaid or up and he asks who's that guy anyway Domino says that's Ellis and Cyclops is already dealing with him it's just a legal thing it'll blow over in a few weeks Deadpool says oh it's gonna blow over sooner than that I'm totally gonna waste that guy and buy waste I mean assassinate her roblems solved but a short while later Deadpool heads down to the news station where Ellis is speaking out Cyclops who is watching the televised interview hears a voice shouting this is what happens when you mess with my peoples Cyclops says Oh No and Deadpool steps into the camera asking is this thing on hey Cyclops all your worries are gonna be over in a minute buddy Deadpool that make is to shoot out the cameras maybe before the feed can cut there's one man watching and smiling and that man is Norman Osborn Deadpool points his gun at Ellis and he asks do you want it from the back but before he could pull the trigger there's a snap and a set of lights comes crashing down at the Deadpool and across the street Domino stands there with a smoking gun as Deadpool begins to pull himself out from underneath the lights he asks how am I supposed to get out of this now and Domino tells him by following her quickly Deadpool jumps down yelling hey domina do you see me on TV I don't know look wait were you looking for me Domino's says well she missed him and they should probably go back to her hotel and grab a drink Deadpool begins to tell himself please do not let this be a hallucination at 18 minutes later in Domino's room Deadpool takes another drink and as he brings the glass down he says big tastes off did you put roofies in this 15 minutes later over in utopia Domino tells everyone okay I got Deadpool under control but please don't ask how Cyclops then says good now if you could all excuse me for a moment I need to speak with Wolverine privately everyone because the leave and as Domino does she stops and waits by the door Cyclops whispers to Wolverine that he needs Deadpool out of the picture permanently a short while later back at Domino's hotel room Wolverine pops the lock to the door and he starts to sniff the air and he says uh how long does he be gone Domino tells him long enough to get away hopefully she heard what him and Cyclops were talking about there's no way she's going to let them slaughter Deadpool Wolverine says I didn't come here to slaughter him if you're talking about out of the picture we were going to bring him on a special mission to China which is out of the picture Domino's is wait you weren't going to kill him Wolverine tells her nope but now we may not have any other choice thanks to you so if you have any information as to where he's gone now's the time to talk a short while earlier while Deadpool was tied to Domino's Betty says cow scare the ever living hell out of me she begins to cut the ropes asking what does that have to do with anything and Deadpool asks what are you scared of I'm not leaving it to you tell me she pauses for a moment and then says chickens Deadpool asks chickens I scared of those two why are you so afraid of them she says well because you know it's none of your damn business she pushes Deadpool out the window a little while later progeny contacts Wolverine telling him that they spotted Ellis on one of the security cameras at the Powell Street Station it looks like norman sent some bodyguards as well Wolverine and Domino's sneak down into the sewers to try and catch Ellis off guard but as Wolverine takes the vent cover off Domino asks so what's the plan exactly Wolverine says that he has set it up so that the power will blow at about five minutes during the confusion they're gonna go in and extract Ellis Domino is the first to crawl in but as she does she starts to slow down Wolverine bumps into her but asking what the hell you stuck her something indominus says that she can't move forward there's uh and then a rooster begins to cluck shortly after that the power grid goes down and is one of the trains comes to a screeching halt top of the train is Deadpool telling himself I got lots of work to be done within seconds the train platform becomes a war zone as Deadpool because to shoot up the area Ellis's bodyguards ask what they're supposed to do now they don't even have guns and Ellis asks what you don't even have guns somebody get them guns one of the bodyguards makes a call back to HQ asking so what are they supposed to do in a situation like this the woman who picked up the phone tells the bodyguard one moment while she transfers him to mr. Osborn Osborn answers and asks where is Ellis and the bodyguard says well he's right here but we're in the middle of Norman cuts him off stating take him to the street level he needs to be out in the open Nevada guard says ah are you sure about that and Norma tells him yeah now do it up on the streets the news channels begin to gather around to cover the recent power outage and as Cyclops watches he already knows what Norman's plan is Norman is planning a killing Ellis while the x-men are chasing after him so that he can ruin the x-men's reputation while he's still in the shadows back down in the vents Wolverine cuts through the ceiling and has him at Domino fallout she asks you're not going to Wolverine says tell them that we are stopped by a chicken not a chance this one's going to the grave we need to move out back on the streets Deadpool heads up onto the roof of a nearby building and gets ready to take ellis out but in another building when enormous snipers also gets ready to shoot the snipers begin to fire downward and just as Deadpool gets ready to shoot Ellis shouts wait I lied I lied about everything but as Deadpool begins to pull the trigger Wolverine runs in tackling Ellis to the ground and then Wolverine looks back and he looks up at Deadpool who isn't even aiming in their direction and he asks just where were you Oh Ellis begins to latch on to Wolverines leg telling him thank you thank you thank you and Wolverine tells him just get Ellis then yells it was all Norman Osborn he made me say those things you need to tell the public we're brain looks at them and says your days of public speaking or over up on the building Deadpool lowers his rifle and he says that there's only one thing left to do dominoe asks surrender please Deadpool says after all this do you really think that they're gonna accept my surrender Cyclops says yes yes we will we can also do it another way down below a reporter and her cameraman tried to watch what's going on at Wolverine tells the cameraman you want some exclusive footage come with him Ellis here is going to stay and have an interview and he's going to tell her everything back up top Cyclops fires an optic blast and Deadpool rolls out of the way sitting come on you're not even trying Domino and Serge begin to focus their fires guiding Deadpool right into Colossus his path but after being punched in the face Deadpool tells Colossus he'll be pretty fast for a movie before he could finish Colossus picks him up and Deadpool does the OB thing that he thinks he can do and that's head put Colossus Colossus that asks what are you doing and Deadpool takes off his mask laughing hahaha but he spits upon his own blood on to Colossus while the two of them fight Wolverine and the camera watch and Wolverine says told you just then as Deadpool dodges more attacks he rolls grabbing his gun and as he gets back up he points the barrel of the gun right as Cyclops his head and Deadpool doesn't come on admit it I got some moves Cyclops doesn't say anything a Deadpool yells at him why did you have to do me like that I was the best thing that ever happened to the x-men Cyclops grinds his teeth telling him you are not now or will you ever be an x-man Deadpool that asks but what about my costume the Cyclops turns hitting him in the chest with another optic blast Wolverine turns back to the cameraman asking did you get all of that and the cameraman tells him yeah but the battery died Wolverine turns back to Deadpool and asks are you done now deadpool throws him yeah he's done cyclist gets ready to hit deadpool again but he stops and asks wait just what the hell happened and wolverine tells him we got set up deadpool planned all of this Cyclops asks why and Wolverine says because Deadpool wanted the x-men don't look good and it worked we're heroes again Deadpool coughs up asking how does it feel seriously how does how does it feel to be a hero two hours later on a bus Cyclops says that he doesn't know what to say Deadpool says no thanks are necessary Cyclops cuts him off stating other than get the hell out of here and don't come back Deadpool tells him that's pretty harsh well I was leaving anyway plus you know what to say you just won't say it he gets in the bus heading to New York and Cyclops quietly says you got some moves Deadpool Deadpool opens up the window shouting I heard that [Music] it was just like any other day for Peter Parker as he gets off a train getting ready for work as he steps off the train a family visiting New York stops I'm asking if he could take a picture up does him of course give him a moment to set the focus but before he has a chance to take the picture the camera is snatched out of his hands by someone Deadpool took the camera and tell the family all right on the count of three say Deadpool the greatest of all time the wife asks what and Deadpool snaps a picture tossing the camera back telling her because it's true duh dude try to take that picture don't quit your day job as Deadpool walks up the streets he says all right now I need to find spider-man and get his attention how am I going to do that later that night Peter goes out on patrol and stops by mr. Chang's deli to pick up some milk as he waits to pay he starts to notice things are quiet like a little too quiet he makes his way towards the back kicking open the door and that's when he finds mr. Chang dead along with several other bodies that have been shot he quickly takes off his costume and calls the police to tell him what he found and while one of the other officers asks him if he saw anyone suspicious he could only think of one thing a short while later atop a nearby building Deadpool burps stating that sorry couldn't help myself and spider-man swings down asking you couldn't help yourself you're sicker than I thought Deadpool shouts Spidey what up baby boy haven't seen you since amazing spider-man six 11 out of curiosity how sick did you think I was without saying a word spider-man gets punching and kicking Deadpool within seconds Deadpool then shouts holy crap he's fast just been dead pools thrown from the building and lands on to the streets on his head spider-man jumps down stating that man had seven kids he cooked a photo of his late wife in the store and moved it around all day so that she would always be in the sunlight Deadpool then leans up asking what are you talking about and spider-man punches him again shouting mr. Chang the man you killed last night tell me why Deadpool thinks to himself did I kill mr. Chang and then he says all I wanted to do is get spider-man's attention spider-man gets ready to hit Deadpool again and just before he does he lets out a loud burp and spider-man drops in stating I can't do this this is disgusting Deadpool tells him I'm sorry I might be a little sick after all the hotdogs I ate and then it lets out a loud fart a short while later spider-man webs dead pull up asking why why didn't you fight back and Deadpool tells him cuz I wanted to check out your moves you know so I could be more like you by Dermer tells me how for your information I don't kill innocent shopkeepers Deadpool yells I didn't kill that guy betterment brushes them off telling him yeah whatever save it for the cops and Deadpool shots come on what time is the guy killed because I might have an alibi just check the paper spider-man calls in to Robbie to follow up on Deadpool's claims and Robbie at the paper tells him yeah so we're due to the scarred face was here about seven o'clock he wanted to run an ad on the front page said he could pay a million dollars just another nutjob wanting to meet spider-man spider-man hangs up the phone and Deadpool tells him it's okay you can apologize to me after you get me down I will wait better man lets him down and tells him to leave New York now deadpool doesn't hang on was the hit on mr. chang a pro hit fighter man doesn't respond and Deadpool goes on stating I think that is he yes maybe you could help me fill in the blanks you know I have a unique perspective on these kinds of things Deadpool holds out his hand to shake but after a moment Piderman shakes his hand telling him fine but no killing a short while later spider-man brings Deadpool to the scene of the crime and as Deadpool looks around he says that these angles are bonkers whoever did this what's been jumping around like a monkey like hittin bunky in case you didn't get it hip monkeys a hit man who's a monkey spider-man stares at Deadpool and Deadpool tells him you don't believe me huh and spider-man yells of course not Deadpool tells him look I'm sorry to say this but mr. Chang must have had some blood on his hands the monkey only hits hitters must have been someone big for him to get involved but a man starts to walk out stating that this makes no sense he's leaving and Deadpool tells him wait it's true no one has ever seen hit monkey but everyone in my line of work knows about hit monkey he's a legend and he's right here in New York Deadpool then says okay we won't be able to this find hit monkey we're gonna have to bait him out who do we know that is a high profile gun for hire here in New York if spider-man tells him you meanwhile across town a detective arrives at the scene of a murder begins to go over the evidence when another officer says that they have a witness the detective says fine he'll go talk to them now just give him a few moments alone as the detective walks out the officer questions the witness stated that he will leave him out of it and leaves once the two men are alone the chip t'v asks where's the gun the witness lifts his shirt stating that it's right here so this makes us even right the detective says yeah yeah just make sure to make that statement just as I said and that girl causing problems she won't be making any statements ever just don't go around talking to anyone about anything guy started to run his mouth in well you see how that worked out for him right just then the sound of a silenced gun can be heard sicko and the hit man's face is totally splashed with blood shots hey wait why do you look so sad the gun fires two more times at hit monkey looks at the crooked cop and the Hitman it says eat the next board expired a man jumps down into a warehouse calling for Deadpool to come out but as he lands his spider sense goes off spider-man that asks if he's pointing a gun at him and Deadpool says yeah two of them they'll prove you're not a monkey spider and that asks is it talking enough a Deadpool doesn't nope wait what are you doing spider-man Wiggles his thumb stating I'm showing my thumbs monkeys don't have thumbs Deadpool finally steps out wearing a maid's outfit stating I knew that so what's up surrender missus well last night a crooked cop was shot at wait shouts it wasn't me and spider-man tells him I know I was following you last night however the strange thing is that at the scene of the crime there was a bloody paw print Deadpool yells gee valediction it was hit monkey what do you want to do now spider-man tells him well that's why I came here and asked you that since you know he's after you Deadpool shouts submit spider-man and spider-man tells them that this is unbelievable and Deadpool asks is it the Tres he then says okay we need to set a trap now how would we get hit monkey to find us just then Spiderman spidey sense goes off and he says by following him seconds later hit monkey jumps through the window shooting at Deadpool and Deadpool shouts ouch as the two fall back in the ground spider-man asks how bad is that Deadpool says that he'll be healed up at about 20 minutes spider-man then pauses for a moment of this says wait hit monkey can't really kill you right well yeah but getting shot Earth's better than that asks why don't we just let hit monkey assume you're dead Deadpool tells him even if we do that it still doesn't solve the problem that hit monkey is still out there spider-man then says okay okay I got an idea and a few seconds later he tells hit monkey all right Deadpool is all yours hit monkey looks at spider-man for a moment and then he turns back unloading his clips into Deadpool the two then go out for a day in the town taking nice pictures and generally having a good nice day Deadpool yells hell with that plan he points his gun at spider-man the two begin to struggle and hit monkey jumps back in shooting and ends up hitting spider-man and Deadpool tells of toldja getting shot hurts as the two fall off the support spider-man swings in grabbing Deadpool before he can hit the ground and then he ends up throwing the two of them into a pileup Deadpool jumps back up telling him five nice rescue jerk now it's time for me to leave the Deadpool runs spider-man gets back up but he's he's hit monkey staring at him just then hit monkey drops his guns and because they look at Peter's wound but before he could fully check it out dead folded springs back up from behind shouting zdenka stinking paws off me spider-man tries to tell dead pulled away fur before he can hit monkey jumps back picking up his guns with his feet and he because to open fire on Deadpool a short while later back at Peter's apartment Peter gets patched up and changes into a new costume Deadpool asks don't you have like a spider cave or something minor man yells no don't get comfortable or just here to change clothes and get back out there Deadpool says well hit monk he's probably long gone by now which is good for New York unless he decides to come back the strangest part though is that it monkey didn't kill me it's spider Michelle I was shot a Deadpool doesn't well you know not on purpose vitamin that says yeah well it did seem like an accident and you looked so sad like you regretted what you did Deadpool then heads to the bathroom and says since we're partners now I should warn you about what's going to happen next spider-man then yells just open the window and whatever you're going to do in there don't tell me Deadpool closes the door and begins to grunt stating okay but don't say I didn't warn ya after several minutes Spiderman weights and then knocks at the door asking what's taking so long after not getting an answer he opens it to find the bathroom empty and his costume missing the next morning New Yorkers across the state read the headline spider-man dies all the news begins to travel Spiderman figured the best way to get answers as to what was going on was to attend his own funeral Futterman then waits and watches as the people arrive going on to pay their respects and among them is hit monkey that's when it clicks in Peters head this is all Deadpool Peter shouts gun suddenly the crowd begins to panic and run for the exits one of the officers then asks how was there a gun brought through the metal detector and Deadpool jumps up in the casket with guns stating hey Z I didn't go through the metal detector Deadpool then tells the officers there he is arrest that monkey but instead of pointing their guns at hit monkey the officers point their guns at Deadpool Deadpool asks why are you aiming at me I'm the good guy gets the monkey you want one of the officers last telling him Yeah right and just then hit monkey knocks the two officers out grabbing their guns before Deadpool can even shoot spider-man grabs him asking what the hell do you know how much damage you did by faking my death Deadpool tells him not real and spider-man pushes them down as hit monkey opens fire on them spider-man is this okay I'm gonna draw a hit monkeys fire so that we can split up and you could have your guns back now Deadpool looks at his gun and sees the barrels all bent up Deadpool and yells well that's just great Deadpool gets out from behind cover and charges that hidden monkey with his bent guns and just as hit monkey jumps up to shoot his guns are shot up with webbing spider-man then flings hit monkey into the wall and as he slides down spider-man says okay take it easy little fella no one's going to hurt you but after a few moments Deadpool asks well aren't you gonna whip him up or something and spider-man tells me he's not sure it just seems so inhumane and Deadpool asks what are you a PETA spokesperson now that monkey is literally a killer after a few more moments Deadpool then looks at hit monkey stating you're right we're not so different army we didn't ask for this we were born into this life maybe together we can change together how about it hey monkey stares at Deadpool and the jumps down chomping on his head and grabbing his gun spider-man tells hit monkey to wait in his hit monkey pulls the trigger on the bent barrel gun it explodes in his hand the explosion knocks Deadpool to the ground and just then morgue officers begin a run and shouting holy spider-man's alive and spider-man says yeah but Deadpool isn't and the officer says who cares he's not a hero four hours later and the Rikers Island prison Deadpool says you know I'm just going to bust out of here right spider-man jumps and telling him yeah how about I help you out a little Peter tells him that he needs to get out of New York and take that psychotic monkey with them Deadpool asks OHIP monkeys body wasn't found spider-man says nope I'll leave Deadpool then says it's kind of ironic right sound loves you so much you could get away with murder but they will never give me credit for so much as helping an old lady across the street fighter' my talent Oh boohoo I'm a lonely misunderstood freak in nature no one loves me and Deadpool says wow it's pretty cruel I'm just trying to be a good guy spider-man then swings back out of the cell telling him no you want people to love you for being good it's not the same thing Deadpool sighs yeah it is and that's when there's a loud crack a boom as lightning strikes and Deadpool stands tall stating that there are two things that he really needs to say one that helmet dumb and Thor tells him tis a matter of opinion what pray tell is the second observation and Deadpool points at Thor's hair stating you have a girl hair pretty pretty girl hair you may think that you have some classic Nordic beauty or something but you are no better than me Thor holds out his hammer and shouts I am a god I reeled it to muniya what Arthur working with and that's when Thor hears and Deadpool pulls out a sword that is nearly as big as him however in the real world we're in a world North Georgia Deadpool is sleeping on a bus he says time to give my smite a hug suddenly the bus comes to a screeching halt and Deadpool is thrown into the seat in front of him he asks what the hell the bus driver looks out the window and sees a group of men about to board the bus and tells everyone that he's sorry to inform them but he's pretty sure they're about to be robbed a few seconds later one of the robbers steps onto the bus shouting listen up everyone you see my gun this makes it an official holdup the robber starts to walk down the aisle collecting the passengers valuables when he notices that there's someone in the bathroom the robber knocks in the door and a few seconds later he's thrown back out of the bus and in front of a second Robert Deadpool steps out stating haha sorry I took so long I had to wash my hands hygiene is very important to me he then points at one of the trucks that stopped the bus and he tells the second robber to go get anyone else that's there so that he can do some multi smiting the second driver holds that his gun telling him I'm not sure what that even means but I'm the one with the gun and Deadpool quickly disarms the man turning the gun on the robber telling him doing that was an honest mistake now if you could get the other guy out here the robber nervously steps back Ellen hey lightning come on round then a large man steps out of the truck and as he walks towards Deadpool Deadpool asks who are you supposed to be the large man strapped with several car batteries tells him they calls me white lightning Deadpool stops the stares for a moment and then he falls to his knees laughing as he does a bolt of lightning strikes down on him and lightning asks ain't laughing now are ya a short while later Deadpool begins to wake back up and as the passengers try to get a cig the bus driver shouts you're alive Deadpool thinks comes up you know it'd be nice if someone for once said thank god you're alive instead of you all anyway the bus driver turns back asking did anyone else hear that and then the bus driver looks around and he finds a walkie-talkie the voice from it then says got a call from some folks stranded out on the highway saying that they've been robbed or something you're out there sheriff Dale the bus driver picks up the walkie-talkie asking where did this come from and Deadpool tells him the cops dropped it you know the ones that robbed us now go get my back the bus driver says that he's not so sure they don't seem like they were cops and Deadpool tells him get my back the bus driver hurries over to underneath the storage and he asks which one is his and Deadpool says the one with all the guns in it the next morning Deadpool heads over to the Mason County Sheriff's Department he asks the sheriff at the front desk if he could see sheriff Dale the sheriff says well he ain't here he's out of patrol and Deadpool then asks well what's taking him so dang long the sheriff then asks what does he mean and Deadpool says I just needed to confirm something his voice sounds familiar so maybe you'd remember me Deadpool holds out his mask to the sheriff and the sheriff being the second robber from that night starts to panic a short while later a female sheriff comes in stating that she's sorry for being late she had to wait for the babysitter end and Deadpool calls out telling her it's okay don't worry about it one more thing there's a new sheriff in town the woman that asks well what happened to the old Cher Deadpool tells him that he was actually gonna ask her the same thing after he gets her name and nose digits the woman laughs at him telling him that her name ain't none of his business and if he wants to talk to sheriff Darrell he's probably hanging out about it still Deadpool then asks he is what but the woman says you know his moonshine still he can get away with it so he does Deadpool then says that it sounds like he gets away with a lot of things the woman tells him yep he has himself a gang and everything goes around robbing gas stations title loan shops all that kind of jazz oh wait are you someone that Dale robbed are you here for revenge Deadpool points to the badge in his chest that he says not revenge justice and then woman says oh well you should kill them all then we've been needing someone to come through and put those jerks in their place Deadpool yells that he can't that wouldn't be heroic and the woman tells it well it may not be heroic but it needs doin and these parts take pride in where they live and we can't out the whole county looking like a bunch of backward Hillbillies after a few moments of thinking about it Deadpool then says down at the still usei later that night down Adele still he looks through his binoculars and he calls out to his nephew Clovis who happens to be white lightning lightning steps out asking what are you hollering about Anka Dale and Dale tells them that it looks like they got themselves in interloop well how about they show him a couple hundred volts of good old North Georgia whoop ass lightning comes running out from underneath this still charging right at the passing car and that he blows it up with his lightning Deadpool watches from afar and he fires his rifle hitting the battery pack that lightning is carrying the battery acid sprays on his face and he starts to take everything off shouting my god see you naked oh good Dale smiley hope the entire town that he's doing that though Deadpool's gonna rollin around laughing a few seconds later ATF agents light at the scene until everyone to get down there all under arrest Dale lays down next to Deadpool asking are you with those who are benders and Deadpool asks to what Dale says who is it was it darling what are the ATF agent says no what no what do you mean you got sold up by one of your own and Dale asks who was it was it Darlene cuz she's the mastermind behind her all just look at us do we really have the smarts to run an operation this size lightning then says that he thinks Darlene is gone and set them up and Dale shouts yo reckon Deadpool leans up stating actually he's telling the truth later at the sheriff's station Dental explains before he left he may have pulled the gun on Darlene and made her confess the ATF agent then says that they really should be turning him in for everything that's in his file Deadpool asks so you read it you know who I am and the ATF agent says yep and Deadpool that asks so you know if you happen to actually try the ATF agent that Acuff some staining yep now get [Music] with the news of the original offenders reuniting many people took it as a sign of hope that hopefully their world will stop having to see so much violence others however took it as an opportunity to party like those at the poppy field nightclub in Las Vegas when the reporter asks the club manager how everyone's reacting to the New Avengers the manager says that it's been so long since the kids had any kind of heroes to look up to who are they supposed to look up to huh cause it ain't no dirtbags like Deadpool it just so happens that Deadpool is watching the news that night and the next night the manager of the poppy field nightclub goes into his office when he suddenly hears a voice telling him hello do you happen to know who I am the manager looks at Deadpool and he tells him I'm gonna take a guess to say you're the guy who broke into my office and didn't realize the costume party was last night Deadpool tells him oh I know all about the costume party I saw it on TV you're the guy who defamed me call me a dirtbag in the memory service the manager steps back telling a wait you're actually Deadpool am I gonna like die now and Deadpool tells them I happen to notice that this room is a panic button I'm gonna have to say this now you might not want to push that button some bad things might happen the manager tells him look I don't want any trouble a Deadpool tells them oh well if that's the case I should be going then as Deadpool begins to leave the manager signs letting out a sigh of relief but then pushes the panic button down on the club the button triggers Deadpool's makeshift explosives and he blows apart club poppy fields a few moments later the casino owners run to the security room to figure out what's going on and while they do they notice that one of their casinos is losing a lot of money one of the owners looks at the camera and says that it's Deadpool a robotic voice from behind then tells everyone that there's no way it's a coincidence that he's here and everything's exploding the owner looks back asking can you handle Deadpool and the Las Vegas superhero the house tells them it'll be my pleasure but there's something I'm gonna need you to do back over at the casino an announcement goes out that in just a few moments the inaugural Bea Arthur look-alike contest is about to begin seeing how much Deadpool loves Bea Arthur he grabs his chips and he begins to run around the lobby when he suddenly stops he looks up telling him you gotta be kidding me this giant mechanical suit looks nothing like Bea Arthur as the news reporters begin to get onto the scene they begin to describe the events and Al House is taking on Deadpool Deadpool asks the house that's the best you could come up with house blasts Deadpool back telling him I could do you one better we'd welcome to Las Vegas with a house always wins Deadpool gets are telling him wait I know names who's in that suit anyway house pushes the button on the side of his helmet and as it starts to retract the man inside tells him my name's weasel guess what I'm a hero now 43 minutes later Deadpool wakes up trapped in a box and not any box the torture box that Deadpool put weasel into so long ago the box is lined with razor sharp objects making it near impossible to move around without cutting yourself he then asks if this box is just for him and weasel tells him yeah I've been keeping it in storage so don't worry I'm over the fact that I was once in there Deadpool tells him that it's cool that he's gotten over it but there's one thing that he could do you know you could go screw yourself weasel shouts that he shouldn't have come to Vegas this is my city now plan to hear all around here I even got a cool accent down Deadpool says I don't clap for you but you know anyway out of curiosity how much money are you making Wiesel tells him that he wouldn't believe him if he told him and Deadpool tells him come on try me weasel turns back hearing the voice coming from somewhere else and as Deadpool sits on a Ledge weasel asks him how Deadpool tells him you wouldn't believe me if I told you but anyway I got a proposition I like it very much weasel asks and what if I don't want to do it Deadpool tells him well if you say no then I'm gonna beat you with a giant hammer the one right over there but if you say yes well then you'll be making twice as much as you're making now how about we do that expand on the looks of it you got two house suits right how about we use the partner later that night the supervillain grisly burst into one of the casinos right on cue weasel makes his appearance as the house just as grisly starts to fight back he's hit in the legs with a laser everyone looks back asking who was it in weasel tells him that he would like to introduce wild card the house's new sidekick just as the two of them make their debut the roulette table is thrown at them and grizzly says that he's going to show them how a the Grizz handles business around here grizzly picks dead pull up by his suit he because the bear hug him and just then Deadpool Rockets the two of them off into the sky once they stop and begin to float Deadpool pulls back his helmet stating hey I got a proposition for you you're gonna love it later once grizzly is uh dealt with weasel brings a Deadpool over to meet his bosses and they tell on that wild card is a hit he even makes it look better than him just who is Wild Card weasel tells the well Wild Card would rather remain anonymous so Deadpool pulls back his helmet telling them hi my name is Deadpool perhaps you've heard of me the owners look a Deadpool on state that he is a maniac and everyone hates him as he all does you think they're gonna let him run around in a super-powered armored suit a Deadpool tells them well do you honestly think you have a choice the owners then tell him well that's a good point later back in weasels lab weasel walks in stating thanks for making me look bad in front of everyone I did little yeah well look at all the press I'm getting wild card is so hot brush I can do no wrong but you okay maybe I did show you a big time sorry about that how about this we switch weasel asks and what does he mean and Deadpool says we switch suits who's gonna know the difference weasels as well the casino owners will and Deadpool tells him not if we don't tell them weasel then asks so he's gonna be the sidekick and Deadpool shouts then Bryce you're just any friend just then the alarms go off and as weasel gets to the computers he sees a security feed of grizzly breaking back into the casino Deadpool hops into the house suit asking what is he waiting for it's time for them to go spank some bare ass the two of them quickly finished suiting up and they go out to stop grizzly but after taking a few hits grizzly because to head towards the counting room grizzly then punches into the room with a casino holds and counts all of their money and he tells everyone all right break it all up once grizzly has the money weasel stands in front of the doorway asking do you really think that you're going to get through here grizzly turns back and runs full speed into Deadpool and weasel knocking them down and weasel shouts Kubat we gotta hurry Deadpool tells him yeah about that I got a headache so I'm just gonna take it easy now weasel runs off to catch up with grizzly telling him that he should be ashamed of himself and Deadpool tells them yeah they should be weasel then follows grizzly outside it goes back to fighting and just when he thinks he can take wild card out weasel hits him with a blast slamming him into the ground grizzly gets back up and as he looks he sees wild card charging up another blast aimed directly at his head everyone asks if wild card is going to kill someone and once we zl-- is done charging he reaches down and honks Grizzlies knows everyone that starts to cheer for wild card and shortly after Deadpool comes out shouting yeah let's hear it for them the crowd begins to quiet down and then the cheers turn into boos and Deadpool asks ah so it's gonna be like that huh after all I've done for you and I saved this crappy town now you're gonna turn on me Wiesel reaches out telling him dude chill it's not the time to freak out a Deadpool tells him oh no it's the perfect time to freak out and he punches weasel everyone starts to panic and run away and Deadpool because to pick up the money and then grizzly any big is to fly away everyone watches his house gets away with both the casinos money and a super villain and among those people are the casino owners as new spreads of weasels betrayal the casino owners ask Deadpool why would he do something like this identical says it's obvious weasels a disgruntled man not only did he feel like he was made to look bad but he felt like you guys weren't even backing him up but if there's one thing you should know it's that weasel will be back and the casino owners ask are you sure and Deadpool says buddy I could get it he'll probably be back first thing in the morning later Deadpool heads over to the warehouse where he's keeping the house suit and grizzly and tells grizzly all right we're hitting them again first thing tomorrow morning meanwhile a short while later over the Mojave Desert weasel makes a call to the only person that he can trust blind down blind town tells him that he should be running run and never look back he's getting involved with Deadpool and weasels shouts asking I just liked it will win and she says well you lost the moment you started playing his game that's how it worked a Deadpool weasel yells no way I'm here and I'm gonna take Deadpool out once and for all and blind al says yeah well you're an idiot just then the explosion goes off and Deadpool and grizzly get to work robbing the casino again weasel climbs into the wildcard suit stating all right time to make that traitorous jerk pay over at the casino Deadpool breaks down the walls and as they do grizzly asks can you stop with all the smoke Deadpool tells me how sad that wrong button while grizzly starts running for the vault Deadpool waits in front for Weez to arrive and just as he does he shouts there you are weasel begins to beat into Deadpool shouting you are so unbelievable betraying me like this we used to be friends Deadpool stands back telling Abdoun stop limit of the best will go round it's a world of opportunity everything here is for the taking join me in with our combined strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order Wiesel charges up his laser yelling I will never join you and he fires a blast burning right through Deadpool's helmet and head he then waits for a moment asking did I do it I did it now I gotta get grizzly meanwhile over at the vault grizzly starts going through the bags and he realizes that there's something weird about the bags he tries to figure out what's going on and the vault door slams down shut with him in it and he sighs a few hours later after turning grizzly in and making the repairs and needed to the wild card suit weasel gets a call from the casino owners who still think that Deadpool is wild card the owners state that they ran into a problem after cleaning everything up a house suit it was empty weasels body vanished weasel sighs and behind him Deadpool asks that bad news or what weasel spins back asking how and Deadpool sells him easy I snuck out why do you think there was so much smoke there and the vault all fake money screwed you over weasel doesn't great did you come back to kill me Deadpool shouts of course not the house was a crappy superhero do you need to face it you were gonna blow it sooner or later that is why you're going to return as being wild card weasel thinks about it then says wait what about you and Deadpool tells him well I'm gonna have to disappear weasel shouts I knew it where am I supposed to go and Deadpool tells him there's only one answer and we both know it the next day Deadpool heads into the casino to meet with the owners and the owners tell them that it's nice to him to show up an hour late Deadpool tells of well justice may never sleep but I do especially on Wednesdays one of the owners says actually it's Friday and Deadpool yells heed Friday's another owner tells him right well on to business was weasel taken care of and Deadpool tells him of course he's in a box okay good meeting see you guys like in what two weeks another owner then says that he might not realize this but as the chief of security he was expected to brief them every morning and night Deadpool scoffs man he'd make it sound like a job and the last owner says well yeah because it is Deadpool posits and realizes what this means what I have a job no after a few minutes past the owners ask what do you mean I quit a Deadpool says just what it sounds like job sucks and I don't want to do it anymore one of the owners then shouts we had an agreement in Deadpool says that's a good point however I have a gun another owner this is fine go ahead and leave we can just have any idiot wear that suit there was never anything special about you Deadpool stops and tells him now that ya really shouldn't have said after beating up all three of them Deadpool walks out of the boardroom cracking his knuckles stating haha much better he then looks forward and sees someone asks so are you gonna stand there looking all scary but if you have something to say Ghost Rider tells him well you've already said it all and he throws his chains around Deadpool's neck and he because the speed off as Ghost Rider drags dead-bolted traffic and onto the desert he says you will pray for your transgressions of being an assassin deadfalls as a would [ __ ] down an assassin I'm a mercenary there's a difference Ghost Rider calls back not to me there isn't as Ghost Rider drives on Deadpool begins to pull himself up the chains and then he reaches over to the handbrake pulling it on the bike it comes to a screeching halt and the two of them are thrown off the bike and into the air as Deadpool comes crashing down he pulls out his guns that he opens fire when he lands he ends up breaking several bones and says maybe that wasn't a good idea there was a loud whoosh and the Ghost Rider tells him you're damn right it wasn't ghost rider picks Deadpool up by his neck and tells him it's time for Wade Wilson to feel the pain of penance that is long overdue the Bennets air will would reel all of your past sins and we will see through the eyes of those have you have wronged Deadpool ask so it's like a highlight reel well what are you waiting for roll the damn tape as Ghost Rider stairs into Deadpool's eyes something happens and it knocks the both of them apart Johnny Blaze stands back up realizing that he reverted out of his ghost shredder form and he sees Deadpool and he asks what the hell however in Deadpool's mind he begins to see his life backward he is 18 and tried to kill his parents then when he was picked up to be trained as a soldier then when he was told he had cancer and he volunteered for treatment back in the current time deadpool wakes up scoring maybe he sees Johnny and he punches him right in the face Johnny gets back up in dead flasks wait aren't the Ghost Rider and Johnny tells him yeah sometimes deadpool says well cool I'm Deadpool all of the time and I don't need to be reminded of it Deadpool picks Johnny up by his shirt and asks what did you see Deadpool pushes them back telling him nothing I haven't seen before Johnny points off into the distance telling him that the town is 80 miles that way I did full-sized telling him great he then asks if he can use his ghost powers and repair the bike Johnny says no I fix it with tools so Deadpool says city waits and after a little bit Johnny gets back up telling him alright let's ride hippo waits for a moment and then says someone told him once at the end of it all what they were gret is not the things that they've done the things that they didn't do Johnny doesn't say anything and then deadpool asks did you come after me to kill me Johnny tells him no he didn't Ghost Rider didn't know Ghost Rider probably wanted you to see something he meant to kill you you'd be dead Deadpool that asks so do you think I deserve to die johnny tightens up one last bolt and he says based on what I know yeah Deadpool looks at him in he tells him thanks man and the small town of little fork Wisconsin Deadpool makes a stop at a gas station to fill up on microwave burritos but as Deadpool goes to pay the clerk tells them they don't accept gold Deadpool asks what do you mean you don't take gold it's frickin gold just take the gold before these delicious burritos start congealing because when that happens things are gonna get ugly the clerk tells them again we only accept American dollars and Deadpool doesn't okay okay how about a compromise take a guess at what I do have the clerk stares for a moment and then he asks you a mask and guns are you robbing me before Deadpool can answer a group of masked men holding guns tell the clerk yup Deadpool looks back asking what the hell are you guys and justice the clerk gets the security button to close the door Deadpool shouts wait the burritos the shutter slams down on the burrito sending a glob of filling into one of the masked men's face as he yells no it's all congealed Deadpool quickly grabs one of the guns shooting the man in the head and as he falls back the masked man says that was a bad idea as all of the men start firing Deadpool starts to notice a problem these men can regenerate like him how was he supposed to deal with them now but then it hit put a grenade in their mouth one of the men points his gun at Deadpool's the dead 'full spins around taking the gun from him punching him in the mouth leaving their grenade behind the grenade explodes and as the smoke begins to clear the masked men look around asking where did he go and another shouts forget him focus on the real target meanwhile over in the storage area Deadpool finds a ladder leading down underground and as he climbs down it finds a store clerk in guns lots and lots of guns Deadpool shouts holy crap you're an Arab living in America Andrew a terrorist that is so disappointing li stereotypical and racist the clerk asks them what the hell are you talking about I'm not a terrorist I'm a businessman and Deadpool says oh yeah prove it the clerk doesn't okay let me go get my business license it's just in the back he turns it heads into the vault and then he slams it shut Deadpool stares asking really again the masked man from before tells him yep a few moments and a few bullet holes later Deadpool says okay okay stop stop I keep regenerating you keep regenerating this is pointless the clerk opens up a sliding door asking if he needs grenades he's got AIDS he could sell him one if he's got the cash oh wait Deadpool looks back at the masked man telling I'm fine just who are you what are you four generation powers why are you after him one of the men says well we really can't tell you anything but what we can say is that we're not after you we're after the store room we came here to take his weapons cache dead Lass's wait are you the terrorists one of the masked man tells them no we're Patriots the store owners are terrorists and the clerk shouts I am NOT a terrorist I got my weapons for the CIA they wanted me to sell them in my country but I brought them here instead if anything you're the terrorists Deadpool throws his arms up telling everyone you know this is a complex political discussion that I would rather not have and just then another voice tells him well make it easy for you you're all terrorists everyone looks back to see Captain America black widow in Moon Knight just staring at them and Deadpool yells wait he's cap everyone thought you were dead cap punches Deadpool telling him well no such luck Punk cap Black Widow and Moon I then start to take out all of the masked men and as the last one Falls Moon Knight asks so how are we gonna deal with the store owner cap tells him we'll deal with them hard a few seconds later the vault doors blow open and the clerk steps out in a battle suit telling them still Americans just so you know I am a terrorist in a second after that the clerk was shot in the head from behind and Deadpool says yeah I knew it the whole time cap tells him you know I really like the way you've moved I'd like to come work with us inside Deadpool's mind he thinks to himself I can't even think about what's the same and after stuttering for a few moments he says oh you're awesome a few days go by with cap Black Widow and Moon Knight beginning to watch an anti-government militia stronghold known for stockpiling small arms and explosives word has it that there's supposed to be a package delivered that may be containing bomb components however there's no word as to what kind of bomb they're making Kat pulls down the scanner because of the Koran and then he asks where's Deadpool a few seconds later the entire stronghold explodes and as Deadpool walks back to everyone he yells hey check it out they had a bomb in there so I used the bomb on their asses Capshaw said that was not the mission and Moon Knight ads were supposed to be confiscating to palm not blowing it up Deadpool doesn't you have you need bombs I know a guy wait why would you need a bomb and cap says Oh for uh blowing up terrorists and Deadpool says like I just did and cap says yeah just give me a moment and he walks away to make a call just as the person picks up cap says this guy is driving nuts and the boys tells them to relax remember what they talked about in their sessions you are Steve Rogers the super soldier you can do this as cap Ang's up he takes a deep breath I can do this he turns back to Deadpool and tells him I don't like you and he punches him in the side of the head later when Deadpool wakes up at a super-secret underground headquarters he rubs his head stating man you should call cap Steve hits like a girl Rogers meanwhile over in another room cap is telling dr. bong that he doesn't get it why did they need Deadpool anyway bong says it's because Deadpool is the genuine article and cap says oh so because we're genetic clones you mean and bong tells him yes you're in perfect clothes cap says under his breath that really hurts and Bob tells them I'm sorry for my hurtful comment and my failings is the genetic engineer but unfortunately the truth can be hurtful the next day clone cap cloned Widow and clone night stakeout another strongholds but after a few moments inside Deadpool sees clone cap and yells hey wait about yesterday before Deadpool could get another word out clone cap turns around punching him to the ground and as Deadpool gets up he thinks man semmen learned how to throw a punch just then the alarms go off in bong shouts wood under attack hello night asks is that and bong tells him yes the real Steve Rogers bong radios to clone calf telling him that he needs to report in and his clone cap steps back outside he's shot in the chest and in the head the real black widow tells him don't worry he'll regenerate eventually back inside of the secret base everyone watches and clone widow says that they need to get out of here and Vong tells her no what they need to do is simplify to our way out clone night looks back at the video to see the real cap beating up dead pulsating yeah fudge that over at the fight Deadpool pulls out one of his katana slashing it a cap chest shouting so it's like that huh I really used to look up to you and then when you asked me to join you I almost couldn't believe it calf asks him what are you talking about I never but before he could finish Deadpool kicks him in the throat Deadpool then picks up cap telling him I should have known you didn't want to be my pal you're just like the others cap head buds Deadpool and Deadpool finishes telling him you're just out to use me Deadpool then head butts cap back telling him you know I would have let you two why turn on me was because I showed you up because I make it look so much better than you could cap gets up in the beating and he spits out blood telling him yeah that's exactly it the two continue beating each other senseless and just before Deadpool can end a fight he feels several small blade shoot into his back the real Moon Knight asks so can I get in on this too and cap tells him no no more fighting we have to talk back over at the control room bond watches the feed it says damn well that's it time to face the facts this venture is over clone widow asks what we given up and bong says of course not do I look like dr. surrender bong then rings the bell on his hand destroying the clones and bringing down the entire complex a short while later cap begins to wake up but he finds himself tied up along with Black Widow and Moon Knight with Deadpool yelling hey my body should I say buddies at front of Deadpool is both the real and fake cap a Deadpool asks so which is which and why are there two of you one of the caps says that the others had a posture dr. bong created him and Deadpool asks why would my old shrink be involved in this and Kat goes off stating it's because bomb needed money to fund his genetic experiments he's oozing the clones to rob weapon caches and then sell them on the black market a Deadpool says oh okay the guys at the mini mart and cap says also closed dead folded asks of what and cap says he's not sure they were wearing ski masks but all of bongs clones have her generation powers Deadpool looks at the other cap and asks him what do you think and that cap tells him he's telling the truth except the part about him being me after a few moments of looking back and forth deadpool says this is interesting there's just one thing that I did notice though one cap is a big old bullet hole in his costume with seemingly no injury and the other one is cut at is still bleeding Deadpool points his gun at the cap with the bullet hole asking where's dr. Paul cloning the coalface the other cap says that balling used his powers to teleport to a secondary base which is about two hours from here a Deadpool then points is gonna cap with the cut asking how do you know that and that cap tells him because I'm Steve Rogers Deadpool flings his arm back shooting to head off of clone cap yelling hell yeah you are once Deadpool unties the real Avengers they begin to crawl out of the destroyed facility and Deadpool stops for a second and then asks is that alright cap tells them that they secure it available transport it just happened to be a hatchback sedan while everyone piles into the car with not even five minutes going by Deadpool shouts oh stop the car Moon Knight asks you want to go there and capsize telling him just let him do it meanwhile over at a warehouse bong shouts to his clones quickly my lackeys we have these crates of weapons loaded one of the clones that asks what's the big hurry and bong tells them it's because unexpected guests now everyone switched your Deadpool costumes a short while later outside at the warehouse Deadpool the others get out of the car and Deadpool asks if you sure about this place and cap tells him to Yelp and Moon Knight asks what's the plan you two have a plan right Deadpool yells of course I do while you go over there I'm gonna go over there to do something like kill bong cap tells him no there will be no killing of this operation that pulls a bond okay new plan I should warn you though it's about to get a little weird shortly after that everyone is surrounded by cologne pools everyone baguettes fighting in one of the cloned holes escapes the fray shouting dr. pong they're here they're kicking our asses bomb climbs into his truck and one of the clone poles asks what are you doing running away and dr. bond tells him of course not I'm driving away while you and the other clones keep the heroes busy the other control asks why don't you just go to the bond thing and bong asks and risk detonating a tractor trailer full of worth several million dollars I think not the first clone poll says well can we go with you you're gonna need someone to help unload all this stuff BOM thinks on it for a second it tells them good point however there's only one seat the beat-up clone pool cuts the head off the first one and bong says I like your result get in back in the fight widow punches another clone asking if this is Deadpool's planet it's totally chaos and cap tells her no it's bongs plan one of the clone shouts it's like I'm the real Deadpool and Moon Knight promptly snaps his neck cap and widow stare and Moon Knight ask what he could have been lying for all we know Widow then grabs her rifle and looks down the street and says that she has spotted bomb she takes aim at the tire firing and as the tire blows out bongs truck swerves into the barrier and off the ledge the truck continues to drive until it falls off the overpass and as it explodes widow says ah crud soon cab in the others hurry down to the wreck and captain asks is there's any sign of bomb widow tells him that she's sorry she didn't anticipate that and suddenly bongs voice shouts that I would live do you think the doctor bond would be so easily defeated and clone Poole tells him actually you would have if I head and get you out of a truck in time and then he turns to cap asking so she doesn't make me a hero now and cap tells him yes Deadpool bond looked back at Deadpool realizing that the clone pole was just Deadpool acting and says that was very unwise that lets me live and Deadpool asks don't you get it I'm a hero now bong says oh well congratulations hope that works out for the few seconds you're still alive bond begins to hold that his arm but before he can hit it bong shouts in pain Deadpool then pulls his katana away stating actually without that hand dr. bong hote falling ever again Deadpool then turns back to everyone his chest could I get up and as he throws his arms up fireworks started to explode in the sky Moon Knight says wait is that why you needed those fireworks earlier just before the battle at a local fireworks shop Deadpool walks out holding bags filled with rockets dating seriously trust me guys these are integral to the genius of my genius II plan genius [Music] it was late night and Deadpool's apartment when shadowy figures seemed to loom over his bed the shadows tell Deadpool that it's time to wake up but he asks if he's having a nightmare one of the men says no this is actually happening and Deadpool then asks am I really being surrounded by Dracula's the man stops and tells him no they're not all Maine's Dracula the proper term is but before the man can finish Deadpool starts unloading his gun shooting at the vampires he gets up telling them say number seven we actually cares Dracula after getting dressed and strapping a gun to his head for some reason Deadpool makes a hasty retreat outside but he stopped again by the first vampire the man tells him listen and Deadpool says sure I'm all ears and then he proceeds to shoot everyone again the first vampire shouts damn it stops shooting you idiot we came to hire you not kill you the vampire hands dead pull a card at the name Colvin on it he tells him look just meet me at this address tomorrow I dusk all will be explained Deadpool looks at it and tells them Yeah right Dracula I don't work for Dracula's I'm one of the good guys tonight the vampires start to leave and Colvin tells him so are we to think about it so after thinking about it for the night that fool shows up at the address that Colvin gave him on the following night because Deadpool never really thinks Colvin tells him that they're facing a major problem for both humans and vampires Dracula son Zara's has staged a coup that threatens to undo everything that they've accomplished over the centuries in a matter of days a rival sect known as Klaus sect has been attacking them for him to better understand they're being attacked by other Dracula's Deadpool tells him okay that makes sense why me Colvin explains that Zara's has given the Klaus sect a special amulet one that can block a portion of the ultraviolet spectrum so they need him for protection during the day whatever his price is they will pay Deadpool says they needs to think about it in Colvin's aid so that vana whispers that Deadpool is just going to shoot them again and Deadpool yells no hive not but I'm not gonna help you either for two very specific reasons one they are Dracula and Dracula - so have fun dying again colvin tells Deadpool to wait there's so much that they do that is unknown to the world for hundreds of years they've collected their resources to open up the Mercy general hospital which is currently above them it's one of the last privately owned hospitals in the nation and and over a hundred years they've never turned away a patient for any reason they have the lowest mortality rates of any Hospital on the planet and 30 percent of their annual gross profit is donated to various humanitarian aid foundations the remaining amount is used to pay staff the only thing that they take is the blood at a small administrative fee Zara's and his allies want to go to war with the human race so if he's really one of the good guys now's the time to prove it deadpool thinks about it for a second and then tells him sure I'll do it but there's one thing I'd like to know if these vampires can walk around during the day how am I supposed to spot him Colvin tells him believe him spotting them won't be a problem and that night dr. Matsu key notices a man hunched over in a corner asking if everything's all right the man tells her no and he leans out of the shadows revealing himself to be covered in bandages from head to toe stating that he will help himself though Matt zukie pulls out a gun telling him that two years of self-defense training and three weeks of firearms training says otherwise the man says the weapon will not save her and then deadpool says yeah but mine will and the man is subtly stabbed with a wooden stake the wooden kind not the meat cut deadpool pushes the stake in further and he jumps around the man cutting off his head as he looks back he sees matsuki and he says wow you're looking pretty hot over there uh after I'm done killing these Dracula's would you be interested in getting tacos Matt zukie says wait that's Dracula there's more and Deadpool yells oh hell yeah there are series the leader of the cloth SEC trade group radios in asking of everything's alright in there did they find the entrance to the resting chambers Deadpool grabs the dead vampires radio telling them yeah it's in the chapel series tells his men that that doesn't seem right go in and see what's going on back inside Deadpool starts to take matsuki to the chapel and she tells him to wait they need to tell security about this Deadpool tells her yeah that's not happening and then man zuki shoot Deadpool in the leg to let her go he begins to shout uh how he turns back at you turn the leg she falls to the ground he tells her look I get your message just so you know I have the same feelings too Deadpool starts to pick her up and she screams - put me down - psycho pizza and Deadpool shushes are telling her it's okay there's no need for words after a few moments she looks around asking if they're at a chapel a Deadpool asks hisses it romantic one of the vampires opens the doors telling him very Deadpool whispers to Sookie don't worry baby I got this one that he drops on the ground the vampire says you know bringing me here was a mistake I'm protected from the Sun with his amulet the vampire holds up the amulet and Deadpool shoots it to pieces and so that vampire starts to burn Deadpool tells us right about that he then picks up Matt Sookie stating alright now we need to get to your security room that's probably going to be the next place that the Dracula's hit meanwhile over in the security room two guards look at the cameras asking why is this one down the other guard radios over to Oscar the janitor to check it out and Oscar tells them that he found a body with no head wait wait wait oh the heads over there what should I do the guard tells him that he should come back in series says that that would be an excellent idea the more the merrier a few moments later Deadpool is over to the security room seeing two guards sitting inside he tells Matt Sookie to wait here this could be a trap so Mizuki runs them to the security room screaming he'll be under attack by vampires as she gets a sigh she notices the guards aren't moving and series tells her yeah you're definitely under attack by vampires a few moments go by and the Deadpool walks in and series says so the girl you love is moments away from being slaughtered what are you going to do about it Deadpool scratches his chin and tells the well I lost the element of surprise and series says drop all your weapons so Deadpool begins to throw his guns in the ground which happens to be a lot like a lot a lot of guns and series tells him that really is an unnecessary amount of guns but it doesn't matter where are the cowards Deadpool asks why would he tell him you're gonna kill the both of us either way so I might as well drag this out as long as I can Sirius says actually I just gave them something by saying they that means that she knows where they are so where is director Colvin before I'm at Zook you could say anything Deadpool yells damn you Dracula to your superior mind series pauses and tells them I'm not Dracula a Deadpool doesn't Yeah right and I'm not dead but before he could finish what a series of men stabs Deadpool in series yells yeah now you are a short while later in the halls mizuki says oh wait she forgot that they need to be down in the other halls series then grabs her by the throat yelling stop running us in circles you don't know where they are do you and mezu key struggles for air stating yes but right next to the Miz Oscar the janitor and he says hola everyone looks at Oscar and Oscar tells Mizuki don't worry senorita Oh this up for you Mizuki tells him wait you don't know who these men are an Oscar tells her see Oscar then snaps his mouth telling her that he knows exactly who they are but before anything had happened the fire alarm goes off and while everyone is flooding out of a hospital Deadpool appears takes the broken mop from Oscar and then he runs up picking Mizuki as the water starts to pour down on everyone it burns away that series in his men in series asks this is holy water and Deadpool tells him yes yes it is I had blessed by a priest 12 hours ago and right now Deadpool is running with Mizuki down the hallways with her telling him wait we may have lost them so he asks really damn then he peers around the corner yelling hey we're over here as the other vampires start to run after them adzuki yells why would you do that and Deadpool tells her cuz I'm a man of mystery get used to it a short while later series tracks Deadpool down to the MRI room but before they can go in Siri says that they need to be careful this may be a trap Deadpool opens up the door telling them oh dude it's totally a trap and he stabs one of the men with a broken mop the man then quickly shuts the door and series kicks it down shouting Deadpool and Deadpool tells him whoa whoa inside voices I can hear you just fine he points over to the MRI machine asking do you know what this is it's an MRI it's basically a big electrical magnet and I may have just turned it on some of these series and his men begin to feel their weapons and amulets pulling off of him Deadpool says goodbye little metal amulet thingies hello pointy wooden stick he throws the other part of the mop at series and it seemingly goes through him and into the man behind him Deadpool yells hey not fair says what could you do that series then grabs Deadpool telling him not all of us can only a special few he pins dead pull down and Mizuki goes to pull something from a hole in the wall asking is it time and Deadpool tells her yeah now would be nice series looks at the hole asking what's that and subtly is it with a beam of light and burst into flames over in the other room adzuki yells you did it but how did you know that this would work and Deadpool asks turn an x-ray machine into a vampire killing megaweapon Google baby have you never heard of Google google it mizuki steps out of the wall and deadpool asks so we're pretty much done here right I should we go grab a drink and mizuki stares that I'm telling him no she has a gunshot wound and the last thing she should be doing is drinking alcohol Deadpool nervously says Oh how about ice cream and Mizuki tells them yeah they can do ice cream that feels cool just sit here a moment while I handle some business and then we can get ice cream he hurries down to the lower levels and tosses Colvin and the others the amulets telling them but this will protect them from the sunlight now before Colvin has a chance to respond Deadpool asks we good here yeah awesome see you next time I gotta go with some ice cream as he runs back he yells you know I never got your name as he looks at the seat where he left Mizuki he sees her gone hey sighs stayed and then it looks like she went and got ice cream with Adam as the Sun rises over the lucky sevens motel Deadpool sits in his bed stuffing his face watching the late-breaking news a quiet Virginia neighborhood has been shaken as an explosion erupted inside of the home of the Amalgamated armament CEO Reginald Harris Deadpool thinks to himself where have I heard that name before the report goes on to state that Reginald his wife and his daughter are all suspected of being inside of the home when the explosion went off gentlemen asks did I buy my guns from Reginald no wait it was a job though I can't really remember what it was about the news anchor continues stating today have one prime suspect in the case the masked mercenary known as Deadpool was seen on Reginald home security camera earlier this morning at 3:12 in the morning Deadpool was seen jumping over the security fence with what they believe was explosives the ones that were used to destroy Reynolds home Deadpool stops eating and yells I did what just then the motel doors kicked in and a voice says I'll tell you one thing I'll break that is that you just snuffed me out of one hell of a payday I was the one who was supposed to punch Harris's ticket so it would seem that you owe macho Gomez a whole lot of money Deadpool stares and asked who the hell is macho Gomez as the green Galactic mercenary stands in the doorway Gomez tells him take a wild guess Deadpool quickly wipes the food off his mask telling him I get a strong impression that you might be new in town so I'm gonna let you in and a few very important issues here Gomez tells him you could stop right there I've heard a lot about you and it is it very impressive you might be hot stuff on this turd ball of a planet but where I come from no way crap so you best come out with all the loot your little head can get ahold of and walk it over or I'm gonna take all of my frustrations out on you Deadpool waits for a moanin and says sure thing macho Gomez be back in a sec he whispers as it goes back into his closet and as he opens up the door Gomez points a gun at him telling him you better not be trying anything stupid Deadpool tells them no stupidity and all my man just a big old bag of shiny gold coins and a trusty old claymore under all that a few seconds later the motel room explodes throwing Gomez out and Deadpool comes out yelling fYI for I come from I am crap as Deadpool looks over the balcony he sees Gomez laying on top of his space car and Deadpool tells him you know that's a pretty sweet ride and he turns away I could finish off Gomez and take his ride but I have more important hero things to do like find out who's trying to frame me later that night in a forest cabin original puts his daughter to sleep and his wife asks why are they hiding out reginal sighs and sits at a table telling her okay I've been working with the government on a new project and of all day new secret technology weapons technology alien weapons technology but uh I got sabotaged fresnels wife slams her hand down asking who did what original goes on stating I was paid to do it the government process would have taken so long to develop with their oversight committees but being privately funded we have made so much more reginald wife then asks what did you do steal it and Deadpool's voice tells her nope I did because Reginald paid me to president old looks at Deadpool and asks how did you know and Deadpool tells him because the videotape you showed on the news a few years back when I first stolen that's the video that they showed so first you sold out the government and when they came snooping around you went in pointed the finger at Deadpool isn't that right béchamel says I had to disappear I already had all the old footage it just made sense I'm sorry Deadpool takes out his gun pointing in at reginal telling him yeah I'm not so forgiving at the moment before Deadpool could pull the trigger though originals daughter runs and shouting don't show my daddy Deadpool looks at his gun and he then turns to leave Reggie no tells him look I'll pay you whatever you want Deadpool tells him I'm not interested in money just stay dead as you know tells him no there's someone else since I've been working on the alien tech there's someone else after me his name is macho Gomez Deadpool turns back okay normally I'm the dumb one here but how would stopping macho Gomez solve your problems they would just send someone else Reginald doesn't know they won't macho Gomez is the baddest most feared mercenary in the galaxy if you take him out no one is ever going to think about coming after me again deadpool says wait the guy with the hat everyone thinks he's the best and Reginald doesn't oh yeah hell yeah he is gentle this is wait well I hate to break it to you but that guy's a frickin clown a voice from behind Deadpool tells him is that right then why you left Gomez opens fire on Deadpool and Reginald with Deadpool quickly running over shielding Reginald and his family because that's the heroic thing to do Deadpool tells him fine I'll do it but you can keep the money this one's on the house he starts shooting back he tells Reginald to hurry and take the wife and kid to the bunker Reginald then asks you know about the bunker and Deadpool says yeah case the place where you were sleeping I know about the other thing too let's just hope Gomez doesn't Deadpool runs outside after Gomez asks where are you at and just as he asks a spotlight shines on Deadpool looks over to see Gomez standing on a space car pointing a giant Gatling gun straight at him as the barrel begins to spin and heat up Deadpool tells oh I'm so going to run now once the barrel begins to pick up speed Gomez begins of mowing down the trees trying to hit Deadpool leaving all but one tree left he laughs as he sees Deadpool's arm telling him you're a do League on this you ain't nothing but a human Gomez takes a closer look and he sees Deadpool's arm but he does is he dead Deadpool jumps up for behind him telling him I stopped being human a long time ago and he tackles him into a tree he jumps back grabbing Gomez his gun and when he aims back he notices three glowing balls by the tree Deadpool asks is that what I think they are and a second later they explode inside a Reginald bunker he watches as Gomez runs away from the explosion and Reginald wife asks should they and rational tells her yes this space pod will take them to the amalgamation armament surveillance satellite where they can hide a few seconds later Gomez walks into the bunker telling them knock knock but as he gets into the opening he sees the escape pod and here's the computer counting down from ten he lasts telling them that's pretty clever but as I look into it I don't see anyone inside Deadpool tells him that and he kicks gomez inside slamming the door shut as the escape pod takes off deadpool sees Gomez's gun and he hurries outside firing the gun gomez kicks open the escape pod and as he does he sees the explosive from the gun the explosive goes off and Gomez has flown away deadpool says that he just beat Gomez's but with one arm literally tied to his back after reattaching his arm deadpool decided that now that everyone has seen his skills on her it's time for the people on other planets to know just how much of a fan he is skew trying to be a hero it's time to go back to being a merc and all these suckers are on notice [Music] before we get back to the adventure of deadpool we have to look back to 6 years to an event involved with the planet of on gula where the alien Wonga s-- tells his beloved palooza that when he returns from war he wishes to start a family with her so that he can live happily ever after with love and her heart brizola than except Wonka's his proposal and then turns on the night sky so that the two of them could spend with a little time they have left together the two look up into the starry sky in bazoo 'la then asks why are the two moons out tonight and wangus tells her that it's not a moon that's well before he could finish the two lovers are vaporized as a sentient planet crashes into a gulag laughing hysterically out in space aboard the command ship of the uncool in defense plea to Commander CAC watches his homeworld be reduced to nothing while his space dust cack sits back in his chair telling everyone that has been an honor serving with them and that's when there's a loud snort kak looks out the window to see where his planet once was at all of the debris has just disappeared kak tells his men that there is only one thing that could have done this he's gonna find the last of the remaining on Julian's to stop this threat fast-forward six years of the present and everyone's favorite mercenary Deadpool finds himself stranded in the middle of nowhere lucky for him Gomez his space car automatically sent out a distress signal when he ran in a gasps moments after the signal goes out a blinding light shines onto the car and a voice comes over the radio stating got your distress call macho moves back to the station in a second a few moments later at the funds ole towing and recovering agency the tow driver OH tells Fudd sille that it looks like macho ran out of gas again putzel then says what is he wasted and Deadpool tells them I'd say because I'm the one who wasted him names Deadpool perhaps you've heard of me but Sylvan looks at Deadpool and says did you really kill Gomez because if you did there will be consequences for doing that Deadpool tells them I sure did whatever bring on whoever more importantly you've heard it me right like really up you guys heard of me just then a female's voice calls out stating you killed my man and suddenly Deadpool has head butted across the room by a large alien woman fossil tells Deadpool meet my sister orc suck Gomez's wife or says she'll say I am going to chop down that stupid head of yours and Deadpool pulls up his mask responding the only way that he knows how by kissing or it's cuff Deadpool pulls down his mask laughing sting last stops him every time and then she grabs Deadpool lovingly shouting I accept and putzel says oh damn it not again port Scott pulls dead pull down and Fudd cyl says alright then welcome to the family business brother a Deadpool says wait did I just marry her wait come here soon after a very brief honeymoon Deadpool walks into Fussell's office wearing a robe stating okay what's this family business done bustled says that there are towing and recovery business just like the sign says they repo and salvage anything of value Gomez was brought in to help with the repos but after he hooked up with his sister he also became his partner Gomez wanted to branch out and to skip traces Bond revocations and other stuff he was the best they had dead pulses right until Gomez met me and funk soul asks so you gonna carry on where Gomez left off a Deadpool shout that's right we're coming intergalactic baby and fun still tells him that they already have an intergalactic squad the sign says that too after a few moments of awkward silence over then who comes insane amid he's got a job to head out to and Deadpool jumps up stating well I want to go to Fun Zone tells them alright fine you can start learning how we do things around here but I need you to do this quickly and quietly you can do that right and Deadpool smiles later over at the mining planet of u-235 bullets fly over Deadpool and olbes head and Deadpool pushes Oaktown stating do you know what low profile means who are these guys bob says it to the exto clan they're the toughest group of mercenaries in the galaxy and Deadpool then asks why are they shooting at us did you guys miss a payment or something and oak tells him no I think they're hired to protect the mine it is a uranium mine and Deadpool says okay I got a plan once the shooting down the mercenaries look around asking and we get them and then from behind the mining drill turns on and out of the top of it dead boy yells breathing space people hi I'm Deadpool and one of the mercenaries asked who and after shooting the other alien Deadpool tells him I'm the guy you're gonna tell everyone about back at bundles funds will tell zouk that they have to do some Deadpool's going to put them out of business what can they do ease family hope tells it well Gomez was - it's only died know what I'm staying Borka deserves someone who knows what a wonderful woman she is let me make a few calls and I might be able to solve both of our problems a short while later knocks on door shuts door and she opens it standing in her tiny bikini and Oba asks is a Deadpool Deadpool who for whatever the reason is also in a bikini shouts oh no oh but walks in and tells him that he's got a job for him a murk job and that bull yell suite as Deadpool follow back out of introduces them to command a CAC and Deadpool asks what's the gig about CAC says that they are the last surviving members of the uncool daeun civilization they are willing to pay on an extremely large sum for his aid on the destruction of the intergalactic entity known as it this selfish move Oh whispers that this may be too dangerous for him instead blasts who want me to kill him wet cash doesn't well it is a moon and dimples us come on say it it's a planet CAC sighs telling him yes we need your help killing a planet dead bugs I'm stating there the next day CAC rallies his fellow on gubins to inform them that today is the day that they will get revenge on the murder of their beloved planet today they will be joined by a fierce warrior from a faraway galaxy who will lay down his life to preserve the memory of on gula but before cat get in shooters Deadpool one of cats officers whisper something into his ear and he says you've gotta be freaking kidding me back at fuzzles Deadpool tells funds all that they could get a tow truck to lift horns to off them that would be great I would have called you myself but I can't reach the phone once Deadpool is freed from his lovemaking he boards cax command vessel and says you know I didn't expect my ship to be so uh crappy cack gels in that over the years they had to sell off components up their ship in order to funded their quest and pay him but never mind that it is time for them to go over the plan of operation it has been spotted at the de Kraken coordinate they believe that he has targeted the planet of Rolla because it is a populated state Deadpool says so this planet eats other planets well before I could fully visualize the whole thing I'm gonna need its origin story tak sighs ha fine and the black galaxy a very long time ago there was nothing but through the collection of dust and gases ego the Living Planet was born and in his shadow it ego fought against the regaling and explorers who showed up in hopes of keeping it and his existence secret but it he warmed the party after having some choice words an ego it left and traveled the galaxy hooking oh and people liked him but he quickly realized that there was no others like him he was alone dementia eventually set in and it decided to continue his question in order to find people to party with his journey would take him to kegger 24/7 the planet that is always partying but since he couldn't actually party with them because while he's a moon it used his ability to produce seismic waves of catastrophic forces and destroyed the planet he breathed in the destruction of the planet and all of the senseless deaths and sudden terror ignited something in him giving him a sense of a deranged euphoria like most to experience it it wants more and Deadpool tells him let me get this straight it goes around destroying planets he stores up all the space dust that it creates and then he gets high that's the most immense up thing that I have ever heard in cat continues on explaining while it prepares to destroy irelia we're going to need to begin our attack they will launch Deadpool in a tube rocket onto it from there a powerful drill will burrow deep into it carrying a nuclear explosive which will be detonated remotely Deadpool thinks about it it says that's a pretty original plan no one has ever thought of it or did it in a movie count me in but I do have one question what about the people of euralia cack tells the men in order for the mission to be successful they will need a sufficient distraction your elegans will provide that one planet will die so then many others may live Deadpool pulls his gun out pointing it to cat's head stating uh-huh yeah about that that plans not gonna work who else knows how to drive this ship no one answers and Deadpool shoots cat in the arm and says okay how about now and one of the officers tells Deadpool that he could do it Deadpool tells him good this plan isn't going to happen so you're gonna need a new plan Deadpool as the officer fly him down to euralia and he tells his people that their planet is about to be blown up by some massive insane moon with an addiction problem the good news is that here I rescued you and I'm gonna take you someplace cool cooler than this place anyway the irelia's begin to cheer and Deadpool says that really wasn't the response I was expecting one of the aurelion tell him this place sucks our grandparents wanted us to be farmers farming is hard work a short while later on an ice planet the aurelion stare at Deadpool and the officer and Deadpool doesn't well cack did say this place was cool the officer tries to tell everyone look you have plenty of food and shelter here but after seeing the aurelion displeasure he says okay you can leave except Deadpool stole the ship and flew back into space while making his way towards hid Deadpool calls to orc side and tells him that he's going to need her to do him a favor back at fuzzles who tells orsa how everything's going she tells him well she hasn't heard from deadpool yet so boob says well if he doesn't come back he'll still be there for her orcs a hugs him telling him bugs a week and steals his keys a short while later back in u-235 Deadpool lanes the ship until the ex still mercenaries hey I'm back you have ten minutes to get your miners off this planet back at fun souls uber walks into fun xalapa says that he's not sure why but he thinks it orcs uh took his keys Fonzo tells him yeah he just talked to orcs uh and she brought up a good point what if Deadpool actually pulls this thing off if he doesn't then we'll just go back to the way things were but if he does succeed then he could bring us a lot of money everyone loves heroes right booth looks at pictures of orcs ax and Deadpool and says that he'll be right back orcs after taking herbs keys to his truck sets out and right behind him his open puzzled space car over with Deadpool it shouts asking Deadpool God you hear me and Deadpool tells um yeah yeah I can hear you and idioms odd will consume you and dad Paul tells them that hey tall are you gonna be consuming hopefully you liked the taste of the ungoliant drill bomb with nuclear fission on the side but a Deadpool gets set up calls out to him and says let me get this straight it blows up u-235 but as that happens you're going to leave the nuke behind orcs that comes and picks you up along with the new cathay uranium-235 and it blows up into nothing Deadpool says well yeah maybe why are you here you gonna shoot me or something Anoop tells him yeah and Deadpool tells him okay I'm gonna need you to understand something very important and the very next frame boobs gun is gone and dead points the gun back and I'm telling him I don't like guys who want to shoot me with anything especially ray guns now if you would believe this drills going really fast uber begins to cry shouting a chant and Deadpool asks what are you doing are you crying a new Christ yes damn and real men can cry and Deadpool yells no they don't Anoop sniffles telling him to when they're in love Deadpool stops everything whoa whoa whoa whoa I can understand the attraction with the two of us it's not gonna happen and ooby l's I'm talking about orcs and Deadpool tells him oh yeah well okay go be with her Anoop says that he can the two of you are married and Deadpool says oh right I forgot I'm married to her who gets up shouting how could you forget you're married to the most incredible woman in the galaxy and the ground because the rumble with Deadpool yelling because I'm kind of in the middle of a stressful says you're white [ __ ] right now I said pole looks back the tremor has taken out whose car and then Deadpool says what was just right that rocket tube can barely fit you let alone my tubby but boob size telling him just leave me here I'd rather be dead than alive and allowed just then the ground because the shake again and Deadpool's rocket takes off few seconds later u-235 begins to become destroyed in it shouts who's laughing now little man I'll tell you who me as the particles begin to float around it snorts all the wreckage up stating oh that's some good stuff a few moments later oritse calls Deadpool's rockets dating this you can see him a Deadpool tells here I'm here just come and take me home now but while or except brings Deadpool home fun so watches it gag and then explodes dating holy crap one sort son lanes the tow truck she runs over to the rocket opening it's dating you did it baby Deadpool falls out missing his legs in one of his arms and right behind him uber pulls himself out covered in dead Bulls blood Oryx asks what the hell did he do to her husband and tells her nothing maybe I cut off one of his arms but he has me too Deadpool holds out his katana telling Gube to hurry up one more to go orissa shouts asking oh what the hell are you doing and then hugs him stating you could have died a few days later Deadpool leans up in his bed and kack tells him that he's looking a lot better Deadpool asks what does he want and cacti to say thank you and Deadpool tells him well you paid me I don't need your thanks CAC says well he did pay him for destroying it but he's thanking him for teaching him a lesson and saving him from himself if he went along with the original plan the decision would have haunted him for the rest of his life he's been out for vengeance so long he forgot what he was even avenging Deadpool tells him that that's the thing about avenging the tricky business you were smart to hire a stone cold throw linking and handling which I did it's done bye bye CAC asks what's his problem and Deadpool says you know David Hasselhoff sold all those records in like Poland over in the States no one took him seriously as an artist that's kind of how I feel right now cack says that he has no idea what he's talking about Deadpool shouts I'm gonna break it down to you in space no one can hear you win I just saved two entire civilizations and what do I get a job as a poster boy for a repo business back on earth I'd be huge happy I hear Oh finally kak tells him well he thinks he's a hero a Deadpool answers them so I don't care what you think kak stares a Deadpool and then leaves next day Deadpool tells orcs ax and uber that they should really be together and orcses says rule II the dead pulses yeah I know why we get space divorced or excels them well first boob we'll have to kill you which he already did and after that I would have to kiss boob Deadpool says okay well boob says that they kind of already fit and Deadpool yells all right cool in the gang I'm gonna steal a car the cool one a short while later at funs else pace car Deadpool sings to himself as he puts earth as the destination and once autopilot is engaged he yells to you the viewer the reader see you all next month [Music] as everyone's favorite murk drifts closer to Earth he begins to think to himself that he's been a lot of things in the past few months he's been a bad guy he's worked his butt off as a good guy and everything else in between yet people still don't like him why not just be himself like he is on Twitter everyone who loved the real him right maybe asking a few people wouldn't hurt just to be sure meanwhile down on earth and a shabby little barn Deadpool's old friend Bob grabs his phone stating that this is it all of this abuse from his harpy / ogre wife was worth it for this bob makes his call stating hello travel channel my name is Bob and I have something you need to see what is it oh only the world's largest popcorn kernel and just as bob says that the sound of a jet can be heard and then aloud Karuma a few seconds later Deadpool is shot out of his now crashed space car and he heads straight into Bob's kernel on fire when dead bullets the kernel it explodes into popcorn and Deadpool steps out stating you love me right Bob ha dude this popcorn is stale Bob begins to hold back crying stating that his feelings about him are very conflicted at the moment why are you here Deadpool takes out his knife and he begins to pick his teeth telling Bob that he's already said what he's here for oh [ __ ] love me or not Bob Bob tells him not really I'm mostly terrified of you and Deadpool shouts what about the others weasel blind out taskmaster those guys Deadpool presses his knife on Bob and Bob says it's the knife really necessary and Deadpool tells them it helps calm me down and Bob says well it's having the opposite effect on me and answer your question all those people hate you Deadpool throws his knife into a picture of Bob shouting why would you say such a hurtful thing Bob tells them that they came looking for him not long ago to uh kill him and they weren't alone there was another guy with them meanwhile elsewhere macho Gomez smiles telling everyone that he's glad that they can make it they do not know him but we all have something in common we've all been screwed over by the same man Deadpool what do you say about making that guy pay for once Deadpool yells asking we're very teaming up with macho Gomez how the hell did that even happen Bobby goes to explain that it all started when Gomez found Wiesel locked in some building and well from there he can figure it Wow Deadpool screams what a bunch of two-faced jerks well at least I have one friend right Bob Bob turns away telling him that he's got to admit he isn't the very best of friends remember the time he shot him in the hand all the time that he left him stranded I'm not an island bull says well at least you didn't join one gomez gamer hunt Hey all right Bob quietly says ya in Deadpool asks so is that a no I didn't join them or no but I'll text you if he shows up Bob sighs and hands Deadpool's phone and he reads the message this and the response on our way Deadpool puts his hand on Bob's shoulder telling him it's okay don't worry I'll save you for last as Deadpool turns around he sees all the people that he's recently screwed over taskmaster Big Bertha weasel Sluggo lying down and some no-name dingleberry from the outer space story arc Gomez laughs and Deadpool says well I got an idea how about I kick all your asses at the same time sound good right Oh Leroy Jenkins the funny thing is Deadpool is actually winning the six on one fight as Gomez grabs his flamethrower Deadpool focuses his fire on the flamethrowers gas tank causing it to explode throwing Gomez into the back blind Al's dog Jukes begins running with his leash to the point where blind doubt can shoot and as juice bites down on Deadpool's arm Deadpool just cuts it off Deadpool then tosses his arm onto the ground and his blind al feels the pull of the leash she starts to fire at everyone weasel runs back trying to look for a weapon stating that he knew that he shouldn't have come here at that moment dead phone calls to weasel stating hey come on over here so I could do something horrible to you weasel then grabs a Bob's popcorn gun and begins shooting stalks of corn into Sluggo which after a few moments begin to explode Deadpool grabs some of the falling popcorn eating it's dating pop this popcorn still to everyone [ __ ] their guns back a Deadpool drops his knife asking is this what you want and then a voice inside a Deadpool's head tells him no this is what you want death picks Deadpool up stating that this is what he's always wanted from his friends and his Deadpool is shot over a hundred times he wakes up a short while later Bob holds out his severed arm stating hey you're back and Deadpool asks heard everyone go Bob tells him that they all left I guess they thought that he was as dead as he's ever going to get everything okay Deadpool tells him no he's not he may actually be insane but he's starting to think that he wants his friends to kill he wants it so bad because he can't die but why get his friends involved maybe it's because of his friends kill him it would mean that they care about him except they wouldn't deadpool pulls down his mask and Bob Pat's him on the shoulder stating well he cares about him Deadpool looks at Bob for a second kneels down picking up his gun shoots Bob in the leg he turns and walks out stating alright time to find better friends as Deadpool sits in on a hot tub on a tropical island he tells death that it's perfect death says no wait this is all a dream Deadpool taps his glass with deaths stating damn straight it is the dream that is gonna come true this is gonna happen baby for real the real world as Deadpool heals from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head he thinks maybe not now it's soon just five days ago in Russia he holds up a piece of paper - a pair of black market merchants stating that he's going to need as many of these things as they can get the merchant reads the paper stating that these are going to be very difficult to obtain very rare he understands this right Deadpool opens up a shipping container filled with money stating that he understands completely and the merchants then say that they'll be delivering it in three days fast forward back to our current day with Deadpool looking out on the New Mexico desert until he spots that he's looking for a passing truck with Bruce Banner short while later Bruce loads up on food to take back to his bunker and Deadpool yells man that's a lot of food are you having a party is the Hulk gonna be there Bruce sighs and asks what do you want Deadpool Deadpool tells him I just want to come to the party that's all first gets in his truck telling him that there is no party and he drives off with Deadpool quietly stating that not yet there isn't as Bruce drives off he asks himself why would Deadpool be here and why would he want to confront him oh God a second later Deadpool detonates the bomb that he snuck into Bruce's trunk as the mushroom cloud Rises he helps it's party time and then it's quickly blown away as something lands right in front of him Hulk shouts you wanted Hulk you got hope meanwhile over at the Holloman Air Force Base - the senator yells there was an unsanctioned nuclear detonation on American soil the general tells him that they know but anything involved the Hulk they stay away from and maintain a safe senator shouts asking the whole cos at fault the general tells him look we can just say that the dead nation was made by us for testing purposes satellite images should be coming over soon there are someone else involved and we believe them to be the reason for the explosion the senator looks at the photos and says Oh God not he'll back in the desert Deadpool continues firing at the Hulk just outside of a convenience store letting everyone around him watch the shop owner asks his wife if they paid up their insurance premiums and the wife tells him yep the shop owner then says thank the Lord darlin we're moving to Florida out in the front of the store Hulk punches Deadpool into the ground and gets ready to grab him when suddenly he hears a shock Hulk looks down at his nose as he dead Willa stabbed him in the nostril or both katanas he stops the Deadpool thinking to himself what couldn't make this better I know stuffing the Hulk's mouth with every explosive that I have and the Hulk's head explodes Deadpool doesn't pay that was such an awesome plan that means a lot coming from me the whole caline's back forward as smoke is coming out of his mouth and Deadpool says so this is it sweet oblivion here we come the hole gets ready to attack and then he stops telling him no Deadpool asks what do you mean no come on just smash on Hulk says this isn't going to work Deadpool whatever your plan or trap is I'm not going to charge into it like some crazed bull whoever hired you Deadpool stops him telling him nah no one hired me and Hulk tells him that wouldn't make it easier for me if you would just walk away then Deadpool being is to walk away telling him you know for a smart guy you're pretty dumb we both know who I am do you really think I'm just gonna walk away Deadpool pokes Hulk's nose and Hulk yells I'm a 2000 pound radioactive Monstar and he flicks Deadpool across the desert as Deadpool crashes into a used-car lot he gets back up and because detonating another bomb the Hulk looks overseeing Deadpool's pouch with a mini nuke in it and a note reading lots more where that came from DP the bomb goes off in Hulk's face in a second later the Hulk jumps over to a Deadpool City but rather than hitting Deadpool Hulk begins to throw and rip cars apart asking where are the nukes and Deadpool tells him you know what I really shouldn't say especially since I don't have anymore oh wait I shouldn't say that aloud Deadpool then tells them there's one thing that I can say and that's there's a tiny transmitter has been surgically implanted into my body every hours starting now it's going to send out a pulse that will trigger a randomly placed bomb and you know what the coolest thing is the transmitter is powered by my own body's natural electrical current so the real question is what are you gonna do about it Deadpool weights and the Hulk says nothing as Deadpool looks he asks is the hole getting bigger cuz you're flexing a lot Hulk shouts oh sure and Deadpool tells him takes one to know one Hulk pulls back punching Deadpool so hard that he flies through several buildings strength everything in its pen Deadpool closes his eyes and death tells him hello wait as Deadpool looks around at the barren land he asks did have really work am i dead at death tells him yes but only momentarily Deadpool begins to shout dammit dammit dammit I'll be back Jeff didn't asks how are you going to do that and Deadpool opens his eyes to the real world and he sees a giant crane and he says that's how a few moments later Hulk jumps up and as he looks for Deadpool Deadpool calls out from the crane telling him you know this is a hardhat area right safety first Deadpool then begins to turn the crane to swing the wrecking ball what the Hulk catches it and he notices the snare on the ground Deadpool whips the crane around fooling the Hulk into a building and then begins writing out his will after a while the cable on the crane because to rip in the Hulk grabs it whipping the crane into some construction equipment Deadpool's body is thrown out skipping across the ground and Hulk growls while clawing his way towards Deadpool Deadpool begins to get back up telling him okay I'm gonna need a better plan and it's gonna have to be something epic he looks at where he landed and right in front of him as a daycare center fold with children as Deadpool scrambles to his feet he jumps on a little kids bike telling him okay this is how it's going to come the caregiver yells that the cops are on the way and Deadpool asks you know who else is on the way about 2,000 pounds of camera powered stranger danger the caregiver stares for a moment and Deadpool asks ah the Hulk the Incredible Hulk gamma bombed her nerdy scientist into a raging monster one of the children yells I know a stranger danger is you're supposed to run away from it a Deadpool sighs telling him this is going nowhere the big is to shoot his gun into the air telling everyone to hurry up and get out of here as the Hulk stomps through Deadpool yells yo and the Hulk jumps into the air and comes crashing back down while the Hulk looks around on all the wreckage up above him the general and his men watching the pilot asks should we call the Avengers the general tells him that he's pretty sure they already know and they're keeping their distance to the same reason that they are a pilot then asks well it looks like the Hulk is trying to take out Deadpool why don't we just do that the general says actually that's a good idea get a lock on deadbolts position so that we can the pilot stops him telling him actually we shouldn't targeting Deadpool is a very bad idea right now he's taken hostages down below Deadpool continues to fire his gun into the air telling everyone all right and in a short bus pronto once the caregiver has everyone on board she says where are you taking us and when are you gonna let us go dead folios I don't know so we're safe and stop asking stupid questions just then there's a loud explosion as the Hulk bursts through the ground and the caregiver asks what's that Deadpool steps on the gas trying to get away telling her once again stupid question everyone put your heads down as Deadpool begins to drive off he tells himself but this is so going to work he's got the Hulk so pumped that he's going to smash him and a freaking subatomic particles the Hulk begins charging after the bus and then Deadpool notices him stopping he asks what could he be doing back there and then the Hulk claps his hands creating a shockwave throwing the bus off the road deadpool speeds off asking of everyone back there's okay good heads back down as he drives off he stopped by the u.s. army that has seemingly brought lots and lots of tanks one of the soldiers tells the general that they have a clear shot at the bus if they're going to make it it needs to be now the general asks what about the hostages and the soldier says reports state that they could only see Deadpool in there he must have let them go the general grits his teeth telling the soldier to fire and as the tank fires off a round Deadpool barely swerves out of the way the tank shell goes through shooting past Deadpool and into the Hulk and deadfall then yells well that just great now who's gonna go after them now that's not fair you accidentally shot him once by accident I knew too twice on purpose the care giver gets up asking if he's a soldier and Deadpool says oh no I'm not just a guy who's trying to die and the care giver tells him that it's his lucky day then and shoots him right in the head the busting spins around out of control and it ends up flipping over and crashing a few moments pass and Deadpool wakes up asking what happened all the kids the Hulk tells them they're fine I don't say no the thing about the nukes is a lie it's been well over an hour nothing's happened The Hulk then grabs Deadpool shouting I could have killed those children and Deadpool says well you can still kill me right come on I deserve it Hulk sets Deadpool down tell them is this what it was all about a ploy and Deadpool tells him uh yeah is this not a healing factor so can we get on with a smashing part of things Hulk's my selling him you're a dangerous a deeply disturbed person and Deadpool squirts the longer that up but the Hulk stops him telling him I can't let you go on like this it has to stop now Deadpool shouts that's what I've been trying to before Deadpool can finish the Hulk punches Deadpool so hard in the head his skull explodes five days passed in a flatline on life support begins to beat the doctor tells Captain America that it's official dead pulls back cap says that if it was five days sooner they could have put him on trial but instead he's gonna be shipped off to cross more prison ating the doctor asks if that place is still running and cap tells him yeah being converted into a mental institution now on the cross more prison located in central England warden Ames sits down with the director general Swinton to discuss their newest prisoner Deadpool aimed sighs stating the Deadpool would have been much better suited for the raft and Swinton tells him that he fully agrees but if it wasn't for Deadpool's legal counsel with Jennifer Walters that's where he would be but the resident psychologist didn't help in the matter just then the intercom buzzes and Ames aide tells him that dr. Whitby is here to see him Swinton pours himself another glass quietly stating speak of the devil psychologist Ella Whitby opens the door asking if either of them would care to explain why Deadpool was placed in seclusion when it is clearly written that he is to be under her supervision there is no need for him to be there and denied the treatment like any other inmates that would be here wouldn't you agree director general Swinton Swinton holds his glass telling her I fully agree as a matter of fact I was speaking with the warden about transferring deadpool into your innovative and inspiring program Ella tells the two of them all right then and she closes the door behind her Ames sheds my good man could you have thrown me any further under the bus miss Whitten tells him politics My dear chap like it or not that horrible Goblin of a woman is the daughter of dr. Everett with me the executive director of the NHS trust that is not just funding his daughter's program but also keeping the door to cross more open with funding since we've had this facility cut off Eames sits back stating I had no idea wait you've been cut off why swinton goes on and explains cross Moors security record isn't the greatest two in three superhuman criminals have escaped since the beginning we've received money to correct that issue but it comes in the unpleasant form of dr. Ella Whitby if her psychological treatment programme on violent superhumans has proven to be a success cross bores reputation could be restored along with its budget so the important thing now is to make sure that we give the little troll what she wants and for God's sake do not let Deadpool escape which at that very moment deadfalls attempting to do by punching his way through all of the security guards the sirens all begin to go off signalling a prison break but his aims what's on his body armor he quickly finds Deadpool beating on the guards with their own shock sticks while the fight continues Ellis shouts to him stating that she knows that he should never have been locked up in that cell and but that she's sorry and Deadpool asks who the hell are you as he kicks another guard in the groin she yells hostage missed hostage worth Deadpool looks at her ha ha ha hi nice to make your acquaintance he grabs Ella by the neck and he holds her out as a human shield he then begins to yell to everyone if you get close I'm gonna snack the ugly chicks neck so you better start talking why am I here and why are you all talking like pirates it's freaking me out Ella tells them that it's English they're speaking English because they're in England and dead full let's go love Ella asking seriously Wow people it sucks and just as he says that his head explodes as a guard puts down his gun stating that's sorted that out thirteen minutes later in confinement Deadpool starts beating his head against the polycarbonate wall of his cell as he does a voice outside says that it seems their new patient is having some trouble adjusting to his new environment vanilla corrects the man stating that her patient mr. serous Sierra's then asks isn't that getting a bit too possessive and it's dr. serous if you don't mind Ella tells serous that actually she does might his practitioners license was revoked when he committed mass murder and was put in here now just sit there and continue working on your puzzle while but cirrus slams his arms in the table shouting I do not delight these puzzles she fixes her asses telling him that she's very glad to hear that mr. cirrus you're not supposed to like them she walks over to Deadpool asking how he's feeling and Deadpool looks at Ella asking did we ever date and know you from somewhere she says well you might be thinking of earlier when he took her hostage and Deadpool says we did have a relationship as he smiles course like laughter from Ella erupts followed by a snort and Deadpool thinks to himself this chick really is ugly as she fixes her glasses again the other two inmates on the second floor watch and one asks hey Kurt whose whitby talking to and Kurt tells him a fool Ella done says in all seriousness how are you feeling and deadpool says that he's not sure how about you come in here and feel me just then Kurt's voice shouts how about you watch a frickin mouth and Ella yells at Kurt to go away Deadpool and Kurt stare each other down and as Kurt walks away Deadpool weighs yelling but by Kurt so yeah we're were we element asks do those sores all over you heard of a painful Deadpool pauses for a moment and then turns away shouting stop staring at me Ella tells him no one is Deadpool punches the walls yelling they all think they can laugh at me since I'm locked up just wait till I get out of here I'm gonna lay waste to every single one of you mother Ella stops I'm telling him actually your doors unlocked it stays unlocked from 6:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. you're free to leave whenever you'd like Deadpool stops really as he steps out she asks is that better Deadpool cracks his knuckles much better a short while later over at Ames office he and Ella sit in silence for a few moments while Ames asks why Ella begins to say that they needed to treat Deadpool like all the others and give him the proper aim holds out a folder labeled incident reports stating never in my 35 years of prison service I've ever met another man like Deadpool for minutes within four minutes Deadpool assaulted ten other inmates all of which received injuries so severe that they needed to be transferred to the hospital later after lights out in the common room Ella goes to Deadpool cell telling him that they need to talk he asks did you see it when I stabbed the guy with his own femur how badass was that when I stomped that jerk Kurt's face into Alice's yeah she saw all of it those men are going to need reconstructive surgery possibly bone and skin grafts but that's not why she's here sure to tell him that if he doesn't work with them he'll be sent back to the states under the file 42 protocol so it would be in his best interest to answer their questions and let's start as to why does he wear the mask Deadpool tells her well it's so I don't get stuff in my mouth blood bone fragments hair Ellis is okay but also it's not when you're working why is that Deadpool shots because I like it meanwhile over at the hospital all of the inmates were sent to Kirk begins to wake up for this face completely bandaged stating I am going to put Deadpool down a few days later after the inmates all had a chance to recover they're all brought back to confinement and Deadpool shouts welcome back anybody want to play checkers before lunch and then he stops and realizes that today is Wednesday and he yells that means it's fruit cocktail but while everyone is handing out their fruit cocktails to Deadpool Kurt watches from his cell asking what is he going to be let back into the common room Ella tells him as soon as she is certain to that he will not retaliate based on last week's incident until then he'll remain locked in his cell once everyone is that a chance to eat and returns to their cells Ella takes Deadpool out and tells him I would like you to work at a puzzle that I've made especially for you after dumping a box of puzzle pieces onto the table Deadpool yells puzzles are rad oh and there's no picture on this box so how am I supposed to work out what this is Ella tells them to start with the edges but she must warn him the image he sees may cause an outburst of emotions and Deadpool looks at the pile of pieces and says kurachi eleven years ago Ella asks what a dead book goes on stating that cake was bonkers I even lost a foot for this photo sucks whoever took this photo just took pictures of bodies and not me being awesome like but I mowed out half of those guys with a falafel cart that i modded with a 30 caliber mini gun Ella says that's what she wants him to see the bodies and Deadpool shouts that's the boring part she asks wives murder boring and Deadpool tells her I'm a mercenary not a murderer there's a difference Ella tells them so it's the money that motivates you because I don't believe that I think you enjoy killing people to stop and they stare at each other for a few moments and Deadpool says okay when I was a kid I saw a fully grown man died because he slipped and fell off his porch everyone in the neighborhood was all shocked and stuff just then Deadpool trails off Ella waits for Deadpool to continue this and she asks you're saying deadpool stops huh wait she sighs Katie they'll come back to that later Deadpool stretches telling her good because Deadpool sleepy as the days went on Deadpool became more and more withdrawn from everyone starting to sleep out in the common area one of those days as mail was called the Deadpool receives a letter from himself he looks at it asking why would he mail himself something was it before he was locked up he opens the letter and sees just a single picture and one of the other inmates grabs it asking is that Charlie Chaplin Deadpool looks at the photo asking why would I send this to myself and another inmate says maybe because you are mental as everyone goes through their letters one of the guards stops by Kurt's cell telling him that he got a letter from the parole board the guard holds a letter up to the cell so that Kurt can read it begins to grind his teeth the guard says that they'll give it to him when he gets out of solitary and Kurt tells him not to bother just throw it away and burn it the guard asks bad news huh Kurt says yeah real bad news later that evening Ella heads home for the night to her apartment but before she has the chance to go up her landlady asks if she can have a word some of the other residents have been complaining about a smell coming out of her room she understands that she works late and even stays overnight maybe she could remember to take the garbage out or cleaning the refrigerator that would probably help Ella looks away state him is she sorry about that she's just been so engrossed with her work that she's been losing track of time she'll make sure everything's taken care of she walks upstairs and walks into her apartment which is just littered with trash and clothing she walks over to her refrigerator and opens it when she looks in she sighs back across more two guards begin to walk over to solitary as they release one of the prisoners back into the common room as the first guard walks towards pot to the senior guard tells them to stop they are releasing pod 3 the first guard says that he's pretty sure they had to in the senior guard tells him that he wasn't there but dr. Whitby clearly said three senior guard looks into Kurt's cells telling him all right you're free to come out and play however as Deadpool is sleeping in the common room he dreams of a sweet and pleasant dream with his future wife death except when she comes home she finds a dead foal sitting around their apartment telling him that he's a real loser Deadpool flips through the channels of their small TV asking what she's talking about and death says look at all the trash everywhere would it kill him to make a home-cooked meal or clean once in a while after a hard day's work Deadpool asks what are you talking about a hard day's work Yard that your job is nothing you're just our everyone else does work for you death sighs stating that she's leaving if he wants her he can get up and try and stop her Deadpool folds his arm stating I ain't getting up but out in the real world Kurtis screaming - Deadpool telling him to get up and after snoring and not waking up Kurt punches Deadpool off his table and one of the other inmates says that they should look under the mast make sure it's really him as Kurt reaches down Deadpool reaches up grabbing Kurt by the throat telling him hell yeah he throws him across the common room Deadpool looks at the other inmate asking you ready for a fight right because I sho AM while Deadpool's brawl breaks out over in the hallways ello runs in stating that she got the message what's going on and Ames tells her that it's bloody obvious isn't it they're quelling a riot Ella tells him to wait she just isn't gonna let him do anything - but before she could finish she's hit with her shock stick and Ames says that they'll deal with her later they need to hurry and restore order to this prison back in the common area Kurt wax Deadpool in the back of the head with a shot stick and Jenn jumps on his back as the others begin to punch him aims and has been reached for the door to that common area but before he can enter he tells the guards - wait a minute maybe this can uh resolve itself as Kurt pulls back the shot stick against Deadpool's throat he says why why did she choose you she was mine and then you showed up and she kicked me out she signed off on my freaking parole I don't want to be set free I love her man but if killing you means that I get to stay here that I'm gonna do it Deadpool cost telling him I got a better idea soon all the inmates run to the door banging on it shouting to let them out and as Ames and his men are Russian they begin to detain everyone a week later they're hearing for Kurt being released on parole as cult and Ames meets at the board personally as a character witness the board goes through Kurt's papers asking it would seem that he had run-ins with another inmate named Wade Wilson Ames tells him yeah and while Deadpool has been permanently relocated to solitary confinement he'll still receive treatment by their psychologist over in that unit Ella walks into his cell telling him that she's really sorry that all of this has happened the moment she filed a complaint against Ames he filed over 30 right back at her she's a failure after a few moments of silence she asks him to say something but the voice that responds it isn't dead falls back in the hearing the board tells Ames that they need a moment to speak with Kurt alone so they can move this along James leaves the room giving her a thumbs up and after he leaves the board tells Kurt that if he would please rise they reviewed everything and they've made a determination his parole has been great that he is now a free man over in solitary confinement Ella pauses and Kurt is sitting there asking her do you believe that it's possible for you to love one of your patients Ella because over one towards Eames office and as she storms in she asks is he gone yet and Ames asks what are you talking about Ella yells Kurt has he left outside of the prison Kurt walks outside when Ella runs after him telling him to wait Kurt stops and the lid goes on state and she can't believe she's saying this but she loves him at first she thought it was simply a girlish fascination with death but her feelings they truly intensified with the time that they spent together she is madly in love with him and now that he is no longer a prisoner her Kurt turns and he walks away Ella calls out that maybe they should go see a film together what if her favourites is the Great Dictator it's a masterpiece by Charlie Chaplin Deadpool pulls the bandages off of his face telling her you're the one that sent me that photo ello runs up stating that she couldn't bear to see him so withdrawn from everything but this this is fate inside Deadpool's mind he tells himself this ugly chick is crazy but not sexy crazy she's like ugly scary ella holds deadpool by the hand telling him she understands him better than anyone else out there this is meant to be and as she pulls Deadpool close she puckers up to give him a kiss two days later after Deadpool's Great Escape he sits in a dark alleyway eating a can of beans trying to figure out what to do next if he was to leave the country the police would just go after him if he stays that it means that he's going to stay in England and that totally sucks the other problem is Ella would be the doctor that confessed her love to him though he made it pretty clear with a sweet roundhouse kick to her face that he wasn't interested he then sighs stating that he just needs to forget about that chick she's way too crazy even for him there's no telling what a crazy person is gonna do and then a voice tells him that she can hello lover Deadpool looks up to see Ellis standing there and as he gets up she stops him telling him it's okay she brought him a new costume to wear Deadpool says look I'm pretty sure you got the wrong idea about this whole thing there isn't anything between us me like it's just you she tells him that she gets it she's not as kind of girl he's attracted to the daring and dangerous types but soon he'll realize just how daring she can be she drives her trenchcoat showing off a rather revealing an unflattering Deadpool costume underneath Deadpool screams oh my god my eyes and Ellis says that she is quite dangerous - she's killed people with poison strangulation a knife even a gun she takes out a pistol in he gets recklessly firing him at Deadpool before she can realize that Deadpool snatches the gun out of her hands and holds it to the back of her head she shudders telling him yes take her make her one of his conquests Deadpool shoves ducking yuck but he pissed a whip Stella and begins to run away a short while later Ella begins to wake back up and she rubs her head seeing Deadpool gone but he left her something his can of beans so they get any sane person she takes the can and licks it the next morning Deadpool wakes up in an alleyway to the gentle Middle's of maggots on his face and he finally tells himself okay it's time to leave this place after getting dressed at his costume you've runs out into the street and punches the man yelling you just got jacked dingus Deadpool style except the car he stole was extremely tiny because it's in England and it doesn't go very fast because it's in England which Believe It or Not has a purpose a few moments later up on the highway Deadpool cuts through the traffic jam yelling this is genius however it doesn't take long for the cops to spot him he begins to yell oh ish what times try to gavel me he gets out of the car telling the cops to pump the brakes there's one thing that he has that British cops don't guns just then a large military helicopter flies over his head shouting drop the tool mate as the helicopters gun turns to Deadpool he tells it okay I surrender the British ages begin to run out taking Deadpool down and Deadpool asks why are there oh these guys are the Queen's Secret Service which means she's close by one of the agents radios that they have the subject in custody go ahead and bring the van around and the agent looks back though he sees all of his men tied up before the agent can even figure out what's going on Deadpool pistol whips him in the head taking his radio telling everyone please be advised the armed gunman has escaped and is on the loose the men watching over the Queen's carriage all begin getting in it and the Queen asks what's even happening out there the agent Lee the men tells her that he begs her pardon but there's been an incident a man with a gun is close by as the last agent climbs in Deadpool wearing one of the agents suits says actually he has four guns check it out he knocks all the men out McQueen says that she would like to ask does he plan on killing them Deadpool tells her nope I'm just hitching a ride have you seen the traffic out there it's bonkers the Queen says okay so we're hostages and Deadpool says I'm not quite sure yet and the Queen says that he doesn't seem very prepared for this kind of a situation Deadpool yells back at her look I'm working on it okay no more questions and uh since you're so old and wise what would you do if you were you know me Queen says that she would surrender immediately since they have no idea who he even is dead bulldozer hang on I know why you don't know me yet he puts on his mask and simply says boom Queen asks if he's recently escaped from a mental institution and Deadpool smile stating who do know me what if he Aegis begins to wake up and after cracking when the head again with a pistol Deadpool says look I'm just trying to get away from this chick who is obsessed with me she claims that she's killed people and she's really really crazy the Queen asks would he happen to be talking about dr. Whitby if what he says is true she'll look into the matter personally Deadpool then says the worst part is she's doing addressed as me like she's trying to be me it's kind of weird gross a few moments later gunfire can be heard from the coach and the outside agents quickly surround the area suddenly the door flies open and Deadpool stumbles out the ages begin to beat them down one of the agents shouts to check on the Queen if on the other side the Queen runs out as the agents go look inside of the carriage they find the Queen still there though dressed up as one of the agents when the agent looks back to the Queen he's punched out Deadpool now wearing the Queen's dress and crown says it's such a good idea I'm now the Queen of England just then the mailman shouts and Deadpool points his gun and I'm asking you wouldn't haven't have any mail for dr. Ella whitby would you by any chance later that night Ted full stands out in the street looking at the letter that he stole from the mailman stating that this place can't tell if she's just then Ella walks out of her building dressed for work at 9:00 p.m. Deadpool waits until she leaves and says all right time to be a dick as in detective he climbs into the side of the building and into Ella's apartment and quickly notices that Ella is a total slob probably just trying to be like him he then tells himself I need to focus I'm here to try and find evidence that Ella is a maniac psycho killer as he searches he begins to smell a very particularly bad odor he heads over to the kitchen he looks in the refrigerator and as it opens up he says oh it's just a severed head oh it's my severed head wait that's not just my head there are several body parts in here she's got enough to make an entire body why would she have my body parts Deadpool then barfs in his mask it rips the masks off shouting so uncool and as he washes his mask in the sink he then sees a picture of warden Eames with the information of his daily schedule specifically the 10:00 p.m. part and it finally hits Deadpool he looks at the time showing 929 and says that Ella isn't going to work she's going to air-quote work she's got to kill the warden because they think for a moment and then he says wait that's such a bad thing no wait actually yes yes it is if she's gonna do it as me like defending her some crap there's no way that I would do that he puts his mask back on and then he sighs stating that his still smells like puke gross he runs out of the building trying to take out a new mask asking himself how Ella could try to kill Ames like he would she stuffed his mouth with TNT bash him the head with a mallet shoot him out of a can he then stops and says that's it I would Tabak him first ever place all of Ames tea bags with ammonium nitrate and then I turn his gas stove on so that his kennel goes off and his whole house goes boom that's how the English people make tea right whatever Deadpool has sneaks up to Ames house and when he looks in the window he sees Ellis sitting there with a gun in her hand it leads back stating that she's probably gonna give him some long speech about why she's doing this it's so lame a few moments later Eames door opens and Ella says why hello you have no idea how long she's been waiting for this deadpool walks in telling her you're right I have no idea and I really don't give a flying duck he's here because he can't stomach the idea of her killing in his name that isn't what he does and when he does it he does it with a lot more style xi says that she's so glad that he came here she's hoping that they could do this together and Deadpool then asks what killing the warden I didn't get a happen I warned him off and I maybe hit him a few extra times because of the whole solitary thing she leans in stating of course he did that's not what she's talking about suddenly the kettle on the stove goes off and the entire building explodes Deadpool gets back up stating you know that would have been really impressive because that is something I would have done except for the part of dying and all that wouldn't have happened guess there's only one thing left to do he heads back to Ella's apartment to throw out his body parts that Ella has been saving after tossing the last bag out the window he says you know that might be why I hated Ella so much she was trying to be me just then the door to the apartment opens up in a horribly burned Ella shambles and holding a gun asking why Deadpool looks at her it's not you it's me you may love me I love someone else Ella askes Deadpool who and Deadpool says it doesn't matter who all that matters is that it's not you she lowers the gun stating she knows but I will be she takes the gun putting the barrel into her mouth deadpool brunch trying to stop her but before he can make it Ella pulls the trigger blood splatters onto his mask and he watches as her body falls to the ground and then he tells himself okay now it's time to leaving however the next morning in the trash the garbage man notices something in the dumpster moving the man calls his partner over to have a look at it and then he says plug me it's that bloody thing alive the voice then calls out where are we why are you guys talking like pirates while the whole world is out looking for Deadpool some people are just trying to go about their day as best they can at the British Airport a businessman gets ready to board his personal plane to fly back to New York when he notices an awful smell coming out of the cabin the man gags asking what is that smell and over sitting in his chair the patchwork evil pool who stitched up left arm is actually a right arm tells him that's the smell of destiny as in it's your destiny to give me a ride over to the States because your entire crew there tied up so you kinda don't have a choice while evil pools plane begins to take off out in the middle of the sea on a freighter Deadpool breaks into a crate slightly regretting not stealing a plane but since he's trying to keep a low profile while getting back to the States well this works once the crate laid pumps off Deadpool shouts booyah he pulls out a can of food his brain tells him that it's dog food while his thumb covers up the dog part of it and he says that maybe it's just the company's mascot he prised off the top and he looks at it telling his brain thanks for the warning this is dog food well time to eat back in the plane the businessman asks evil fool what he wants and evil fool tells him I would like pretzels the businessman says that there aren't any pretzels and evil pole then says well then there isn't anything that you can do for me unlike the pilot and the copilot who fly the plane the stewardess was just so much fun to leer at so watch this he leans over in his chair and Lear's of the woman who scoots away and evil Poole says see that girl's a keeper but you you're kind of useless since you're probably gonna be killed the businessman yells that that would be a stupid thing to do he's worth billions he can do anything and even Poole tells him okay I'm gonna consult my brain for a moment and my brain says that I should set you on fire and kick you out of the plane he looks over at the alcohol at the bar he says after much deliberation I've reached a conclusion five seconds later the businessman is set on fire and kicked out of the plane and over on the freighter Deadpool stuffs himself with dog food sighing thinking about Ella Whitby and what she did for her it was easy to offer self she said she was gonna do it and she did it boom gone but him the sealing factor makes it impossible to just die oh oh well might as well get the next part over with Deadpool grabs an axe breaking a lock on one of the shipping containers and he opens it asking any of you guys speak English a group of women look up and one of them says that she knows a little and Deadpool says so what's the deal here why you all on the freighter the woman that stands up stating that they're from Croatia that others are from Ukraine men say they want to make them models and then take their passports Deadpool says that's what I thought don't worry I'm gonna help in New York I know a Russian consulate who can take care of your problems now take this gun and if anyone opens the door blast them the moment asks how would she know not to shoot him Deadpool says I'll say the password something like hey it's me you got it good Deadpool starts to close the door and the woman says wait the men out there have guns and Deadpool Flex is stating I got to my own guns baby boom and then Deadpool proceeded to use them to kill all of the smugglers once the room was clear Deadpool hops onto the controls stating that this is gonna be easy I used to be a pirate before the woman from before tells him that he's a good man and Deadpool tells her nah not really I kill people for money the woman says they don't have any money and Deadpool spins around telling her oh no I didn't do this for your money think of this is a freebie no payment required the woman touches Deadpool's chest telling him that he has a good heart and Deadpool turns back stating maybe some parts are good but other parts not so much we should probably go get you guys something to eat and get some sleep we'll be in New York in the morning the woman says that she can make him some food and Deadpool tells her nah I'm good there's this sick ass chimichanga place in New Jersey I want to hit when we get home got some real gut busting stuff can't fill up on crap before then you know what I'm sayin the woman stares at him and says that no she does not she's gonna sleep and wait for morning the next morning Deadpool dropped the girls off at the Russian consulate and then he starts walking in New Jersey to get himself some of those chimichangas as he walks across the bridge he notices a man standing on the edge telling everyone to get away from him so Deadpool runs up asking dude are you gonna kill yourself he's cool if I watch the man shouts no it's not cool it was kind of a private moment and Deadpool says oh okay understandable it's just that I want to kill myself too the man tells him look there's no frickin way we're doing it together I can't have my family thing I was do you know Deadpool waves his hand he starts walking up telling a fight fine but then the man says that he has cancer Deadpool spins back telling him really so do i but that isn't why I want to kill myself or maybe it is I don't know is killing a bunch of people might factor into it as well a man that asks well would you mind killing me because the thought of jumping off the bridge is kind of scary meanwhile over at the restaurant that Deadpool wants to go to people pool walks in telling the cashier I'm gonna need some chimichangas pronto the cashier says that they aren't open yet and evil Poole says look I didn't fly in from England on a private jet to teleport off of that jet just to be told no now make some chimichangas the cashier pauses and asks teleporter and Eva bull says yeah I got one of those because I'm baller and the cashier says you also have a jet believable says yeah you want to see it should be landing right about now and the cashier looks out the window to see the plane that Evel pull stole crashing into the George Washington Bridge underneath the George Washington Bridge that suicidal man gets up gasping for air looking up in the burning bridge shutting holy crap a Deadpool swims it behind him telling him crazy huh can't believe we survived that oh wait I was gonna kill you I've relaxed with one snap it'll all be over the man struggles to get free telling him wait wait wait I want to live now just leave me alone he begins to swim away and Deadpool scoffs telling him buy EV ery pass up at a goal an opportunity to go out to play as a glory as Deadpool drags himself out of the waters he finally reaches the restaurant but he wanted to go too but he finds it destroyed and on fire he asks one simple question who would do such a thing and the voice behind him tells him hey what's up Deadpool turns around to see evil Poole standing there Deadpool yells this place was my all-time favorite and Eva Poole tells him yeah my two but uh blowing it up seemed like an evil thing to do Deadpool that asks did you at least eat here first and evil Poole tells him oh yeah life-changing stuff the to glare at each other for a moment an evil Poole says isn't this freaking you out and Deadpool turds walk it away stating yeah evil thinks to himself there's no way I'm gonna let this slide you must be thinking of something to do like running me over with a garbage truck or something and Deadpool does and as he crashes the garbage truck into evil puli last dating god I loved crashing into stuff that's an evil fool who's now sitting in the passenger seat tells him yeah so do I and he kicks Deadpool out of the truck Deadpool lands on his back thinking what am I supposed to do this guy knows all my moves so evil full rips the shifter off and jumps out of the truck hitting Deadpool and as he cracks Deadpool on the face he stops asking why don't you block in this Deadpool leans up with a gun and Eva Poole tells him nice and Deadpool opens fire evil bull begins to run away and as Deadpool takes aim again he looks closer to see that evil pulls left arm is twisting back and he asks why do you have a backwards our evil will begins to shoot the two of them keep pulling the trigger until they run out of bullets as the two paws Deadpool says does it'd be cool if we had bigger guns and evil bullet Ilsan yeah okay how about we pick a time in place Deadpool tells him 11 o'clock and evil Poole tells him Carnegie Park Deadpool gets up holding aside ask him which weapons cash are you gonna get Eva bull tells him 90 30k and Deadpool tells him you're messed up South Market Street is where the good stuff is later that night at the weapons cache at Cromwell and Highland neither of the places that the two of them spoke about Deadpool begins to unlock the door as he opens it the doors exploded Eva Poole asks who you try to fool this is the place where all the good stuff is now you're probably wondering why this is happening but Deadpool stops him telling him I remember getting my head cut off like three years ago so you probably don't know that two years ago I got real paranoid because of a guy named Norman Osborn because of that I booby-trapped some of my gun drops like the ones with a good stuff two seconds later the car that Deadpool placed the bombs underneath explodes lighting up the entire city a couple minutes later deadpool watches the burning building stating there is no way than he made it out of that right and that's what he hears a gun being cocked it evil Poole stands there with a rifle pointed right at him with Deadpool stating this is why nobody likes me ava bull tells him you've got a lot to learn and Deadpool says yeah and you're gonna teach me right just pull the damn trigger Deadpool waits for a second and then turns around to see evil pool is already gone and he shouts I just got Punk'd what now evil bull is gonna go do something that I would do and that would be but before Deadpool could say it he's struck in the head with something he rolls around asking who would do that and he went off wait not him and the red and blue blur shoots by and a boy says no more second chances Deadpool this is it you're done Deadpool looks up to see Captain America Deadpool throws his hands up telling of wait I can explain cap and cap punches him telling him Bruce gave you a chance we thought you could be Kurt but there's no cure for you Deadpool gets up at he begins running Ellingham just get me a second and Kat throws his shield into Deadpool's back to him know if you won't listen to the Hulk you're not gonna listen to me you broke out of prison and then you crashed a jet into the George Washington Bridge Deadpool gets up telling him it wasn't me who was my evil twin and cap stomps on his head telling him right Deadpool jumps up to avoid getting hit again and as he land cap throws his shield again Deadpool catches it telling obscure that I'm not some kind of terrorist cap tells him that's pretty impressive now let's see if you could use it Deadpool throws the shield and misses so Kat lunges forward knocking Deadpool to the ground pinning him getting ready to punch him again as the shield comes back and hits cap in the back of the neck a dead book gets up running away shouting but not as bad as you think the next day Deadpool heads to another cache trying to figure out what his evil self would do he would have to do something and beat him to the punch now what would he do that show evil oh I know caps not gonna be happy about that Deadpool runs outside telling a woman get me dad and he starts to shoot his gun everyone screams looking at him a Deadpool says my name is Deadpool and the vest here is named hair trigger bomb explosion and if that doesn't excite you how about this not gonna kill the hell out of this kid meanwhile over at the precinct mayor Jay jonah Jameson tells police chief Pratchett that they need to start kicking in more doors and - and more raids Pratchett says that he'll let the commander know himself it's gonna take some time though Jodie yells today we got to start today just sent a group of officers running shutting that Deadpool's taking a child hostage in Times Square Jonah shouts that's what I'm talking about we need to get out there and get in front of this but then another officer comes in telling Cratchit that his wife is the practice says it'll have to call him back the officer says that she's not on the phone she is and that son Pratchett's wife Melissa runs in screaming the kids that God Pratchett asks her what is she doing and Melissa holds up a letter with blood stating got your kids and a picture of Deadpool is on them Brad jet looks at the raid officers telling them to hand him his weapons and back in Times Square Deadpool kicks a cabdriver out of his car telling the challenges sit there and not move the boy begins to cry stating please don't and Deadpool says look I'm not gonna shoot you I just need to steal this bad man's thunder you know what I mean the boy shakes his head and Deadpool says look if the bad man's gonna kill a kid he won't bother if the shock value was taken away from him she take my word on it but up in the building across the way evil pool looks out the window standing over a knocked out Captain America a short while later Deadpool looks around outside and all of the cop cars surrounding I'm stating Krabs gotten pretty real all of a sudden huh elsewhere in the train yard Pratchett children sit watching evil poo who is currently sleeping evil pulls snores waking himself up and practice son gets up asking do you know my daddy is evil Poole reaches into his bag pulling out tape telling him actually yeah I know exactly who he is why do you think I took you smarty pants back in the precinct Pratchett runs out of the building with his rifle and Jonah stops him telling me he doesn't want to do this practice shouts I'm gonna get my family back and then there's a bit pip v an electronic voice says that they need to speak with whoever is in charge Pratchett asks who is this and a tetraplegic woman in a motorized wheelchair responds Interpol [ __ ] Pratchett says that he appreciates Interpol's interest but the NYPD is not requesting any support from the woman agent Kemp says that's the thing we have do you know how many people are after Deadpool unfortunately for him you're going to have to get in line back in Times Square Deadpool peeks out a window asking good that's good Eddie worse and the boy says that he's got to use the bathroom so Deadpool shares from moment and asks wait number one or number two the boy doesn't say anything so Deadpool doesn't actually good do to my back back over at the precinct Pratchett holds up the letter from Deadpool stating look he took my kids last night I'm going to matter what you say Kemp tells him that that's impossible they've been monitoring Deadpool's movements by satellite for the past 30 days other than taking the child that he has right now he has a kidnapped anyone else then a voice comes up and goes if he hasn't then his partner did dead poles not working alone cap storms with the crowd stating I've been shadowing Deadpool myself and then I was attacked and knocked out if I was attacked that means that Deadpool probably knew he was being followed there's a reason for all of this and Jonah asks a trap a short while later once the police move into Times Square cap tells Kemp that she's gonna need to pull her men out Kemp says the Deadpool is one man with one hostage he's completely surrounded by trained agents waiting to and calf asks what are they gonna do shoot him arrest him you have no idea what you're dealing with Kemp stares for a moment and then says neither do you Pratchett runs out of the Swat fan stating the dead foal just threw of someone out of a car and over the radio and officer yells that they're moving in it appears that Deadpool threw out a bag of human feces he just got too chucked it at the window and stuck it to a wall cap snatches the radio shouting to the officers to get away from the bag and evacuate the entire square and all of the officers begin to clear out put back in the cab Deadpool asks the boy you like video games write games like Grand Theft Auto the boy says mom won't let me play those games so Deadpool tells him it doesn't matter one pedal moves the car the other stops the car I'm gonna need you to get the hell out of here a few moments later the taxi speeds off leaving Deadpool out in the open a second later Deadpool dead Nate's the feces bomb that he threw out the window allowing him to escape during the confusion later at one of Deadpool's hideouts he looks at himself in a mirror state and the evil fool wants to teach him a lesson he wants him to see how other people see him homicidal maniac unstable untrustworthy a walking disaster looking for a place to happen he wants to show him that he's the only one fooled by the mask Deadpool takes it off stating I already know that people are afraid of me now it's time for me to be the one teaching the lesson later in a warehouse Deadpool stands out in the open calling out to evil pool evil pool teleports in punching him in the back and the teleports away as Deadpool tries to counter Deadpool shouts asking you know why I stopped using teleporters because it made things too easy how about take it off the training wheels and get in a ring he then pulls out his katana and even full shouts in the other room not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin inside of the room Eva Poole whispers to Pratchett's kids stating should be Valley Valley quiet my little piggies back inside Deadpool begins to load of the doroth explosives but before he can push the detonator is shot in the back of the head Deadpool then drops his a remote and Pratchett kicks it away asking did you really think that I wouldn't know that you were going to be setting up a trap he bashed his Deadpool with the gun asking where are my kids a Deadpool looks back at the door stating oh they must be in there cratchit than shouts to his kids that he's coming but just before Deadpool can grab the remote evil pool teleports in grabbing it people pushes the button but the door doesn't explode and instead a beeping sound can be heard from the duffel bag behind evil pool and that bag explodes it blows evil pulled-up pieces Deadpool jumps up stating that it looks at the cops trying to say something but I can't hear him with all theirs Ryan he says maybe something like thank you from the bottom my heart and then practice starts to shoot at Deadpool again Deadpool jumps to the side shooting his own gun and then the lock on the door stating look just get your kids and get out of here as pratchet leaves evil shuffles out missing a leg stating huh there's got to be a joke to be had here and Deadpool does him nah there's just an ass-kicking contest before the two of them start fighting evil pole pulls up his mask asking do you know why all of this happened it was so that you could see that no matter how many stupid kids you save her goofy has civilians you take a bullet for they will look at you and see nothing but a monster Deadpool tells him yeah I figured that that was the lesson but then I look at you and all I see are the parts of me that I want dead here it is I'm trying to find a way to permanently end this messed up life and it would be all kinds of pointless if I loved you here we're both the same even pool shouts no wrong when I crashed that jet to the bridge or when I nuked the taco shack I did it because I loved it his life is awesome things are just getting started that's when there's another dirt and cap walk Cedella go long drop the weapons Eva pool laughs asking did you just get me to confess all of that so the Captain America could hear me and his cap says both of you dead full size he says evidently not even pull pulls out a gun telling him I'm just gonna blow there but then he's struck with a dart and the officers unloaded to him Deadpool runs over pulling the dirt asking what's this and the agents say that it wasn't from them Deadpool looks back at Evel pool and his skin begins turning to normal and he says that it looks like he got his wish holy crap evil pool has actually died Deadpool asks how how is he turning to normal and then he pushes the button on evil pulls teleporter Before we jump into what Deadpool's gotten himself into though we have to look back to something that started 5 months ago in Navi Michigan at a storage facility the owner tells the agent that he's got until 6:00 to clean it out and the agent says that he understands as the shutters opened the agent starts to dump the contents of all of the boxes looking for something specific and then he gets a phone call he answers in a voice asks so and the agent rubs his head stating that it's just more dead ends every lead that they've had it didn't go anywhere the voice then asks what about the aunt you said you found and the agent says that she was dead almost two years ago another suicide this family's got some serious mental issues as the agent pauses he looks at the ground and says jackpot there's a scrapbook here baby's first word baby's first haircut the voice on the lines of the agent to send him that book flash-forward to the President and Deadpool finds himself in a dump shouting I was so close evil Poole died when it should have been me I've got to come up with a new plan to figure out who wants me dead I better call the x-force few days later Deadpool stands outside of the x-force hideout with Wolverine asking him so there's a serum that nullifies mutations and you've already used it Deadpool shouts yep and I'm gonna use it again if you don't but Wolverine stops him asking are we sure that it's you and Deadpool tells them 100% so Wolverine tells them okay now let's go kill kingpin before everyone leaves Wolverine asks why did you come to us with this anyway Deadpool tells him it's because x-force takes down threats to humankind right Wolverine tells him yeah but that isn't what you do you're more of a lone wolf gun blazing tight maybe psylocke can get a read psylocke looks into Deadpool's mind which is in complete chaos with how many voices are actually inside of his head he sighs and says that he just needs their help and Wolverine lets out a small laugh so Deadpool says fine you know what I'll handle it myself psylocke whispers to Wolverine that as far as she can tell he's being honest he really does want this and he really doesn't want to ask for help however this isn't the start of Deadpool's master plan it actually started a few days ago with Daken Wolverine son after explaining the situation to him and how the serum works Dagon told him thing about this sounds too good to be true but I do wish you good luck on dying but that wasn't the only thing just the other day Deadpool had sent Bob to meet with kingpin to let him know about the serum kingpin sits at his desk with typhoid mary and he says that he wants him to find this serum to kill deadpool why Bob kicks his feet up on the desk telling him because that jerk shot me in the leg and I hate him kingpin doesn't know you misunderstand I want to know why I should do anything for you and remove your foot before I have it too removed kingpin that asks again why do i want to kill deadpool and bob says because i just want to take him down a peg maybe if he wasn't unkillable anymore he would have some empathy for the rest of us what are you saying kingpin tells him no I'm not going to help you frankly I don't even know where to begin Bob tells him that that's kind of surprising he thought that if anybody would know where to find a serum that would remove mutation it would be kingpin the big crime boss of kingpin stops him and tells him leave now before I do what natural selection should have done a long time ago Bob asks him what and kingpin throws Bob out in the streets and tells Mary to find that serum Mary says why would he want to worry about killing Deadpool when he's already running a global Empire kingpin tells her I couldn't care less about Deadpool but a serum that can negate mutant powers that my dear Typhoid Mary is an asset that could be used not only to protect an empire but to expand an empire to ploy the hand back in the president the x-force hideout now that Deadpool's master plan has been pushed into motion wolverine says okay i got the names of four snipers who are currently active in new york we could forget about two of them because when we checked where the shot was fired from their sense weren't there the other two are named cover lovak and van Buuren phonto mechs in psylocke we'll take the Serb and myself and Nightcrawler will take out the Dutchman Deadpool asks what about me at Wolverine doesn't you stay here odds are these two guys are the ones that fired that shot which is why you need to stay we need to catch this guy not kill them Deadpool yes okay okay fine you're right and I'm wrong you're smart I'm dumb you're the ones that are teleporter and I'm the one with the teleporter as Nightcrawler jumps to grab Deadpool Deadpool presses the buddy begins to fade away everyone begins to look around for Deadpool the faun tomek says that what they need to do now is snipers 18 minutes later x-force appears in the first location to find Van Buren has already been murdered but as Wolverine looks at the body he says that it wasn't Deadpool Typhoid Mary walks up with her ninjas telling him no it wasn't elsewhere dad Ken leans back on a pool table telling someone that just in case he didn't know Deadpool is still alive figured he'd let him know since he went to such lengths to kill him oh and you should get a new sniper if you want someone to actually get the job done the man tells Daken that he doesn't know what he's talking about dad can tells him really well in that case I'll just leave later on top of a building Deadpool shouts all right the pieces are set and Bob tells him but you don't even know how to play chess and Deadpool tells him sure I do I just don't know how to play by the rules also at this time in the lab a scientist answers his phone telling him yes he can make more but not much more the original DNA sample is almost and the voice from before shouts just give me as much as you can to do it fast and he hangs up and now we discover the voice that started this belongs to none other than tombstone back at the building Deadpool watches as an ambulance speeds bind he says that it looks like his ex pals are sure having fun and Bob asks fun this isn't fun this is I don't even know what this is what are we even doing a Deadpool tells him we're sticking to a plan we should probably scoot before we're seen and just then spider-man swings by over with tombstone he gets a call from his agent stating that he's the one who's screwed up the job he's gone problem is that he was gone before they even got there and tombstone asks was it Deadpool and the agent says it was big and nasty enough to be but no you're not gonna like who it was it was the hint a short while later of heard kingpins tower Typhoid Mary walks in all bloodied up and kingpin asks her what happened she tells him well there was a fight in the issue they ran into his that van Buuren was dead before they got there so what they now know is that Wolverine is looking for the serum as well and unless they believe in incredible coincidences they also know that Van Buren was the triggerman kingpin says we still don't know who hired him or who killed him and until we know that just that a voice calls out state and then maybe they can help him with that back at the hideout Wolverine says that he knows who killed van Buuren Daken night Carla asks why would he be looking for the serum and wolverine tells him most likely to use it on or wait where's Deadpool Psylocke pulls up the TV and as the screen lights up a reporter says that there have been several explosions that went off tonight obliterating several diamond district offices speculation as to what the motivation behind the attack has been rampant but one theory in particular has caught a lot of people's attention and they now go live to one Police Plaza reporters swarm around chief Pratchett asking if it's true that all of those businesses were secretly owned by Wilson Fisk is this a fallout from the gang war we're in sighs dating you stupid and Deadpool tells him yeah yes uh-huh nice I'm awesome huh Wolverine turns that he swings but Deadpool catches the punch pulling his gun telling Fantomex to drop Wolverine tells him don't tell me that you started a gang war and Deadpool tells him that he didn't start a gang war but he made it look like there's a gang war starting just then Deadpool screams as Wolverine pops his claws into his hand and Deadpool thinks that he probably should saw that coming he shouts asking do you realize how close I was to having people notice us spotted I'd almost caught me and who could be next a fantastic forward The Avengers most of the heavy hitters live in New York City Fantomex says so it was an overly elaborate smokescreen and Deadpool tells him masterfully executed back at the pool hall tombstone asks so Deadpool shot you and bob says uh-huh and I want to make him pay for it tombstone asks what would make you think that I can help you and Bob says well I don't really know if you can I just thought that since you know you spend a lot of time in prison you might have had a lot of time to think tombstone asks if I could kill Deadpool and that's a big if I would want to do it myself Bob says yeah but see I can get close to him he would never suspect it tombstone pauses for a moment that asks how soon can you get close to him and Bob says I'm not sure maybe within an hour tombstone says so he's in the city Bob begins to panic and he teleports away earlier back at kingpins Tower kingpin looks at tombstone asking how did you get here and tombs don't tell them with my charm of course but now that I'm here what's going on do we have some beef that I didn't know about and game pan tells I'm I'm not particularly grateful for my business needing renovations tombstone tells him it wasn't me and kingpin asks what makes you think that I was coming after you tombstone laughs and he says I'm beginning think that you're not well have you had any strange visitors lately back at the current tide in the pool hall tombstone tells his driver to bring the car around they're going to the lab underneath that pool table that danken leaned up against earlier a small device begins to beat as the driver goes outside jacket appears behind him stating so where's this lab meanwhile over at x-force psylocke asks how are they going to deal with daca and Fantomex says directly I'd suggest Wolverine says that's my son and Fantomex tells them it sounds like a Wolverine problem is now become an x-force problem deadpool then says I'll handle Daken you should go find the serum while I keep tacking busy back over at the pool hall tombstone notices that his driver never came back and that his car has been stolen he runs into the streets stealing a car he speeds down to the lab he asks himself who would want to be screwing with me Fisk nah Deadpool he's gonna be sorry he but as tombstone pulls up to the lab he sees the scientist is now on fire the next day as Daggett is sitting for lunch he notices his phone ringing he then looks at the number and asks how did you get this number Deadpool tells him around also did you know that nobody likes you anyway did you find it yet dad can tells him find what exactly and Deadpool's has just cut the BES we both know you're in New York for a reason and a name for the Coco van dak and then asks are you following me and Deadpool tells him I was until you sit down just then dak and feels a thump coming from underneath him Deadpool pokes the floor stating I just needed to know where you were sitting so that I could plan to c4 all I want to do is give you a message it's from your dad get the hell out of New York City jaqen asks why wouldn't he just deliver the message himself and Deadpool tells him because he has more important stuff to do right now or at least more important than to you Deadpool takes the c4 down telling him okay you can go now later back at x-force Deadpool tells everyone I have no idea where decadence Wolverine tells him kingpins dug himself deep but he hasn't what just building a - days and Fantomex eyes telling he fears that their cause is lost Deadpool says took it mad at me I've been working on something I got a guy in the inside like kingpins building he's gonna call later and inform us where the weak spots are and believe me when I say that this guy knows all of the weak spots meanwhile over at kingpins tau after getting hit one last time kingpin asks Bob did you really think that I wouldn't find out what you were up to Bob coughs holding his side stating I don't even know what I'm up to look you don't have to torture me just the thought of you torturing me is enough to make me spill the beans Typhoid Mary tells him to relax they didn't kidnap him for information they kidnapped him because they needed baked a few seconds later a loud explosion goes off in typhoid mary says well well we got a nipple up above Deadpool and x-force burst in and they charged through a group of hand ninjas with Wolverine asking this is the weak spot typhoid mary hurries up to see what's going on and tells deadpool that she was expecting to see him and it would be more of an intimate thing she wasn't expecting him to bring friends Wolverine asks what is she talking about and a dead Bulls head he tells himself shizzle got to protect the ruse psylocke overhears his thoughts asking Roos and Deadpool shouts tonight crawl in a hurry and get Psylocke out of here Nightcrawler does just that and as the other spot kingpin they begin to run towards him Deadpool sees Wolverine and phantom X going in he shouts look out and he shoots a nearby statue wolverine asks what are they looking out for but then the statute gives way and it comes crashing down on Wolverine and phantom X Deadpool tells himself all right these guys aren't idiots they're gonna know what I'm up to but it doesn't matter it's do or die a few moments later up on the rooftop kingpin or runs out of the elevator to his helicopter but before he can get on it he sees Deadpool standing in his way Deadpool tells him you're gonna have to get used to this kind of thing happening because until I'm dead and God I'm just gotta keep coming what are you waiting for you want to raise this over this nightmare kingpin then you got to go through me and just then out of their voices don't you be good through us mr. Wilson Deadpool looks past kingpin to see Bob and a second later the rest of x-force is vamping in with night crawlers teleporting ability and Wolverine asks yeah don't you mean us Deadpool sighs telling kingpin remember who was the one who saved you not that I plan on being around to collect on any debt nor anything Deadpool pulls the pin on a few grenades tossing them in before they can hit the ground phantom X shoots them back causing them to bounce into the helicopter Deadpool ducks for cover as he shouts kingpin then runs towards the ledge jumping up stating the ride would have probably crash anyway I'm really not the best pilot but I do always wear a parachute Wolverine shouts I knew way was lied about something but before hoovering could move he's shot with a dart in the back of the neck he stops moving it across the way dad can continue to watch him through the scope of a sniper rifle deadpool yells finally someone was going to come up with it sooner or later now it's time to get the serum Bob reaches us dating wait but deadpool shouts damn it I've got to get daca before he gets away let me go pop but just then deadpool feels a sharp pain in his chest and he looks down to see Bob injecting to see I'm stating I am letting you go Deadpool grabs Bob and the two of them teleport away and he asks you got something you want to tell me Bob Bob looks away stating remember when I said I had to go to Tombstone to make a deal well I did like for reals and I had the cooker make some stuff based on your DNA didn't really understand it all but he said that he had some secret ingredient and it turned out to be just baby hair Deadpool says that he sent him to pretend to betray him and you actually betrayed me Bob Bob holds his hands up to brace for hit stating I did but you were just getting out of control getting the mutants involved you started a gang war Deadpool someone needs to stop you Deadpool Pat's Bob in the shoulder he says it's okay dude and bob says holy you really did want this to happen that Apple tells him yeah when I'm looking for our friends which I'll never have that'll kill me which also can never happen because I just wanted someone to care about me except no one will and I knew I could count on you bob says well congratulations ed and Deadpool tells them it's not over yet I'll fill you in on the deets later but hey thanks pal as he teleports away Bob sighs stating we're not pals Deadpool that appears outside asking what do you say guys still friends and inside the x-force hideout Fantomex grabs his gun asking what do you think Deadpool says okay maybe I wasn't completely straight with you guys but for what it's worth I'm sorry that Wolverine got injected with that stuff I didn't mean to do permanent damage Wolverine tells him well it didn't because the serums not working Deadpool says wait what and the computer begins to explain a Deadpool clearly doesn't understand all of the scientific terms so he asks everyone what is all that supposed to mean Psylocke says that it only works on him a Deadpool smile shouting yes that Carla said you wanted this and Deadpool says hell yeah I did thanks by the way couldn't have done it without you guys Wolverine yells you lied to us you put exports at risk about being discovered and also you can live out a death wish Deadpool says if you want to put it like that well I won Wolverines claws poverty swipes at Deadpool and Deadpool activates the teleporter reappearing and Bob's apartment Bob looks up from the stove and Deadpool shows Bob I've done it I've created the ultimate death trap there's no way that I'm getting out of this four of the best killers are just then there's a loud claw as Bob throws the pot of water yelling you are such a jerk you used me all of us and for what so I would inject you so that you would calm down pull back and let feel like a moral like the rest of us I'm not sure why you want to die but knowing you it's got to be something big right could just be satisfied with a normal death like getting shot by tombstone Deadpool shouts that guy no way and Bob sits down holding his head standing of course not not grand enough for you guess it's going to have to beat me then Deadpool asks wait what are you talking about and Bob tells them you really don't listen I made a deal with tombstone to set you up so that tombstone would be the one to kill you and when he does what do you think is gonna happen to old Bob that fool pauses for a moment and he says dude it'll be okay I'll come up with a plan - Bob asks what kill tombstone jobs donors freaking bullet proof did you ever stop to think that maybe your death might have consequences to the people that aren't you words finally begin to sink in and Deadpool says no well not until now I uh meanwhile at x-force's hideout wolverine tells everyone it's settled deadpool dies back at Bob's house he starts to make some more macaroni and cheese and Deadpool says all right I got it we just need to get a little distance between everyone so that I come up with a plan we got ourselves a teleporter so how about we get the hell out of the city Bob tells him there's no way I'm done with it all no point in running Deadpool asks he's just gonna give up and eat macaroni and cheese he don't even like macaroni and cheese look I understand the whole tombstone thing's a bit scary but he's the last thing that we need to worry about just as Deadpool holds up the teleporter it's shot out of his hand and tombstone tells him actually you should Deadpool grabs his gun and he starts shooting telling Bob go out of the fire escape we're getting out of here as the two of them jumped down into the alleyway they begin to run but Bob begins to out of breath and he says that he can't go on like this tombstone begins to walk up and Deadpool says fine and he pushes Bob into a pile of trash and he continues to run tombstone points his gun at Bob asking where is he going and Bob tells him I'm not gonna tell you I did what I was supposed to do Toombs don't tell them you've got a point that means you're pretty useless now right just then tombstone here's a truck honking his horn Annette as he turns back Deadpool crashes into him pinning him into a wall Deadpool leans out of the window stating just so you know this is all my plan no one else is you gave me what I wanted so suck on that tombstone Toombs don't tries to free himself and Deadpool gets out of the truck telling Bob all right things are going to be okay I promise Bob a short while later at the department store Deadpool looks at the clothes stating this isn't going to work we need something good and Bob sits there stating that they should have just let tombstone shoot him it's gonna happen sooner or later and that truck isn't gonna hold him forever why are you even dragging me around anyway I can't help you with this it'd be so much easier if you just left me behind Deadpool asks what you think it's easy dying maybe for you sure but look at all the hard work I've had to do Bob shouts I did the hard part now it's just as easy for you to die like everyone else Deadpool pause is stating crap you're right it would be easy and no matter who gets to do it it's ultimately going to be simple ordinary unworthy of her Bob yells wait you're doing all of this for a girl don't you realize how stupid that is and Deadpool says actually I know so that settles it neither of us are going to die here's the plan we don't need disguises he looks back at the mirror and he begins to take off his mask and as he looks at himself he realizes that he's all healed he says huh he'd seen that face in a while Bob takes off his costume and when he looks at dead places wow so that's what you really look like no one's gonna recognize you later at the Grand Central Station Psylocke sits in a crowd checking the minds of passerby x' Deadpool looks around and sees Nightcrawler sitting in the shadows and quietly says crap they're here and Bob asks what was that Deadpool tells him I uh forgot to eat breakfast good I go get some coffee and doughnuts Bob's is okay and he leaves and Deadpool asks how am I gonna deal with Nightcrawler silac begins to scan the crowd again if she thinks that she's got something someone punches her in knocks around Nightcrawler calls out what's going on and when he gets no answer he teleports in but he's suddenly kicked from behind Nightcrawler begins to look around asking who and when he grabs the closest person the man looks back and asks what he's doing Deadpool's voice tells him nope and the night crawlers punched and a blonde clean and mortal deadpool says it was me deadpool hurries back to bob stated that they have to hurry and catch the train and bob says should I be worried or anything as the doors begin to close Deadpool tells him not at all buddy we're home but as the doors shut a hand reaches a grabbing Deadpool by the tie and he pulls him back in throwing him to the ground Wolverine stands over him telling him you're looking real sharp but you still smell like crap Bob runs out of the door throwing his coffee at Wolverine shouting I am so freakin scared right now Wolverine punches and knocks Bob out but when Wolverine is shot several times in the chest Deadpool tells him I just a costume but not the guns Fantomex says well I have both and my guns are not empty Deadpool looks back over at Bob and he sais stating not here if you gun me down here my buddy Bob is a dead man look I know are screwed a big time I know it this is all my fault but right now I don't want to die anymore even though I know I deserve it just let me figure out a way to keep Bob safe you have my word I'll meet up with you afterwards and you could shoot me until your fingers are numb just God please let me save my friend Fantomex tears for a moment it asks is he lying hey Sai luck says that she can't tell Wolverine then says I can't and he holds out his claws and he pulls them back stating you got three days Deadpool Deadpool tells him I'm not sure if three days are gonna work and Wolverine tells him again three days after that you report for duty we got a lead in a merc Factory we can check out don't be late rule Vereen begins to help Nightcrawler up and before he leaves he turns back and asks how does it feel to be alive again Deadpool looks at his hand he smiles and says honestly it feels pretty freakin great man Wolverine looks the way he says yeah I figured as much at a second later Nightcrawler teleports everyone away a few moments later Bob begins to wake up and he asks we had a danger now mr. Deadpool Deadpool says from them yeah from tombstone no but don't worry about him because as long as he's alive tombstone is going to be trying to kill me and not worry about you bob says that he doesn't have a healing factor anymore though and Deadpool says yeah that's gonna make it a little harder but not impossible come on you know me what have I ever done anything easy and possible but that's what I do Bob as he wakes up from another nightmare he screams stop looking at me and he because don't realize that he has a face like any other man and he should probably start taking care of it and that means having a morning shave Deadpool begins to pick up his razor he stares at it for a moment thinking that he can't remember the last time that he used one of these so halfway through in several cuts later Deadpool decides that he wears a mask for a reason so better go put that on as he eats his morning burrito he tells himself that he's feeling confident like he's reached an all-time high the Merkur the mouth is back baby and that means killing some people who really deserve it later in the North Sea MODOK gathers and members of his intelligentsia to discuss what they've always talked about world domination the only problem is that neither he nor the others have an actual plan of how this is going to work Trapster tells MODOK not to worry he can always count on him everyone looks at traps to him because the laughs and wizard says that they already know that they can't count on him for anything after all they are geniuses just that Deadpool calls out to the group stating hey geniuses if you're all so smart why am I the only one wearing a life jacket he pushes the button on the dead nadir and suddenly there's a series of boons he says oh and by the way if you really wanted to take the Hulk off the board you just lift him off the ground a few inches with an anti-gravity unit or something he would be able to do crap anyways ah do she evil nerds he slams the hatch shut as he climbs back out and everyone runs to try and escape but as they pull on the door it gets stuck claw tells everyone to back up he's gonna open it and MODOK shots for him to stop but Klaw fires a blast at the door and the water begins to flood in outside of the ship Deadpool speeds off stating that's how it gets done you know what I'm what he looks back to see Trapster floating above in Trapster tells him anti-gravity Mnet's thanks for the idea dingleberry he starts to spray the lifeboat with glue and Deadpool jumps into the water to try and come up with a plan but then Deadpool remembers that he's the one wearing the life jacket which will just bring him back to the top anyway so it gives him time to aim up and he starts shooting out of the water grazing Trapster but as he surfaces for air he sees several things thrown into the water Deadpool asks what the hell is that and as he looks underwater he notices that their bombs and he doesn't have his healing factor dagnabbit the mobs go off and Trapster gets back on his anti-gravity unit when he sees Deadpool's bodies floating to the top but he says I did it oh my god I beat Deadpool later as Trapster returns to the others red ghost says that he does realize that Deadpool will just come back right and Trapster tells him what i'll beat him down again i'm Trapster the guy that beat Deadpool back out on see Deadpool pulls himself out onto the lifeboat coughing up water stating that he just had the crappiest dream ever his pinky was blown off and he was destroyed by paste-pot pete as he stands up his brain tells him no that happened it was so real Deadpool washes up yelling to himself that it's all just a nightmare and his brain tells him help dude it happened the question now is are we gonna let it happen again and deadpool shouts hell no two weeks later deadpool turns to the only person that knows more about his fighting style than anyone else taskmaster taskmaster asks what do you want and deadpool tells them i need you to train me to do what i normally do taskmaster says that it doesn't make sense deadpool how am i supposed to teach deadpool to fight like deadpool deadpool doesn't look all I want is a little refresher course and with your photo blah blah blah reflexes they Biggs complete sense plus with you being a merc as well you know how business works you want to stay on top you got a Titan a game taskmaster tells them right you want me to help you tighten your game are you gonna pay and Deadpool tells them nope my ego simply wouldn't allow it the taskmaster stops their moment and says actually the best kind of training is on-the-job training and there's only one thing that we could do for that a week later out of the secret shield installation in Southern Nevada Deadpool looks through his binoculars asking really - master tells him ya ever wonder how shield is able to show up at a moment's notice with a ton of heavy ordnance and boo miles and stuff like that Pym particles they use it to shrink things that ant-man guy invented him so that he can miniaturize weapons and equipment for rapid deployment that bunker over there well we're gonna Rob it deadpool asks why he pulled his job up before and taskmaster says because it's a two-man job and you only guy I want to do with Deadpool tells him that it's touching and a very uncomfortable kind of way so how are we gonna do this taskmaster tells him just like Deadpool fashion you're gonna walk right up to the front door and Deadpool asks is that gonna work a taskmaster tells him trust me I've studied you for years half the jobs I've gotten away with word because I copied you just don't overthink it you know why we're here shield does it but the time they figure it out it's gonna be too late Deadpool pauses and says that uh it actually makes perfect sense to me few moments later it begins to walk up towards the bunker and as he crosses the gate the alarms begin to go off a large robotic snake slithers out stating turned back immediately to avoid prosecution and/or death Deadpool asks Do You Know Who I am and after a quick scan it determines that he has in fact Deadpool so it fires out him he looks back to see where - master went and when he sees the taskmaster running into the bunker he quickly realizes that maybe taskmaster set him up meanwhile over intelligence he has hideout wizard tells Trapster that he can stop bragging now Deadpool is already back at it again Trapster asks what does he do it and wizard pulls up a feed from the security cameras at that remote shield a bunker Trapster watches and see Deadpool fighting but he's still missing his pinky if two weeks went by why hasn't his pinky regrow and then hits Trapster he asks where is that facility back over at the shield bunker Deadpool shoots of the robots thinking why don't you no j-just leave the old temple could just stay in here and get shot up but just do what can't it's like switching from a badass to a punk-ass he jumps up from behind a rock that he was hiding behind me because to shoot the robots again wondering how taskmaster is doing hopefully just as bad but inside the bunker as taskmaster opens up the crate with the Pym particles he begins the last shouting hahaha I'm rich but outside Deadpool runs out of bullets and as he tries to escape into the facility one of the robots locks onto him and fires but nothing happens Deadpool looks back from inside the walls asking what just but trap stirs voice tells him you're welcome now hope that sweet sweet candy ass yours is ready for another heinous beatdown crapster floats down going on stating I know your little secret and Deadpool tells him I know yours to pay spot pate Trapster tells him no one calls me that anymore and Deadpool says dude everyone calls you dad let me kick in a little more knowledge - we're surrounded Trapster looks around at all the new robots and deadpool says you should have brought a real gun you dummy and the robots begin to shoot at Trapster so deadpool takes this chance to also shoot at Trapster but after missing his last four shots the robots look at Deadpool Deadpool quickly tosses his gun stating whoa elbow knocked the robot scans Deadpool and comes back with unarmed threat level low the robots all begin a spin back targeting Trapster but Deadpool runs inside of the bunker stating ok if I were a bunch of science molecules where would I be hiding as he runs into the next room he finds another robots Nick except bigger much much bigger he sizes he turns back and says ok can't save taskmaster right now gotta save Trapster as he runs back outside he tells Trapster oh we don't need your gun the killer robots won't come after you once you're unarmed also the boots give me those two before Deadpool can run back out Trapster stops him telling him thank you and Deadpool tells him hey screw you and then he promptly gives him the bird come after me again i oughtta make you into a one-man human centipede so Deadpool takes his newly acquired glue gun and he runs back into the bunker and into the room with a giant robot using the magnetic boots he jumps up and over the robot to blast it he sprays glue all over their heads when the larger one tries to target Deadpool it couldn't tell the difference between Deadpool and the other robots so it starts to fire at everyone Deadpool crawls out to the less of robots asking if they're really gonna let him get away with that and the smaller robots look at each other and they start shooting at the larger one Deadpool pulls his feet out of the boots and he runs away shouting it's bad that's what liner here down the hallway taskmaster peers out of a bathroom stating there you are and Deadpool doesn't yeah and he punches taskmaster taskmaster stumbles back telling him you stupid I almost dropped the Pym particles and Deadpool tells him that all you have to say I could have died out there all I was was the distraction for some stupid Pym particles taskmaster stares for a moment and says dude these things make ant-man well ant-man just said there's a loud boom as the giant of robot from before blasts a hole into the bathroom taskmaster says you know what fine I can't take the ledge Deadpool tells him sure just follow me and he punches the vial holding two Pym particles taskmaster grabs Deadpool shouting you stupid freakin hello and Deadpool tells them to chill dead then grabs taskmaster and jumps through the particles shrinking themselves landing directly into the toilet later after traveling down a really disgusting river of well grossest Deadpool asks how long are they going to be tiny taskmaster tells them not to much longer but what's really bothering me is the smell Deadpool says yeah I thought you'd be used to that seeing as you're a total tart at all taskmaster says why are you acting all butthurt you didn't just lose out either biggest payday of your life Deadpool shouts I just saved your life I don't have my healing factor anymore so fantastic Astor tells him I know that you only have nine fingers you had nine fingers since last week you losing your healing factor has the only explanation I could think of other than that that nasty nail-biting habit of finally reaching a new level you're probably angry about this whole thing huh and Deadpool says give me a sec yeah I am and taskmaster tells him good then the next part roll matter so here it goes last week when you showed up there was a call made as somebody transferred I sold you out to black box have fun with that as Deadpool wakes up and sits on the toilet to do his morning business he looks up from his paper stating whoa whoa whoa whoa this isn't right didn't I kill you holding a gun in the doorway Black Swan says in a sense yes and when he returns the favor then they'll be even but let's not get ahead of ourselves this run began eight days ago when Swan noticed someone was trying to reach out to him when Swan saw his name spelled out in lights on a building his phone rang black box told him that he was a hard man to find but an even harder man to kill he's calling and offering something that they both wish for the death of Deadpool so on said that it couldn't be done but that was when black box told him that there have been some drastic changes a few days after that while trying to figure out what to do next Deadpool begins to argue with himself over whether this whole being mortal thing is really his fault which by the way it totally was but after seeing his pinky not regrowing back Deadpool figures that he's gonna have to talk to the one person who can actually fix all of this cable except cables in a coma so Deadpool decides that he needs to try and find a way to not be caught with his pants down which brings us back to the current day was Swan holding dead pull up with his pants down Deadpool tells them are you at least gotta let me flush Swan tells him he actually insists on it so Deadpool reaches back and that's when he says that's what I always liked about you her a true gentleman Swan as he flushes he then dives into the tub as her grenade shoots back up from the back of the toilet it into the air now you may be wondering how a Deadpool survived a blast with only a shower curtain to protect him well that's because three days before this Deadpool called a doomsday Depot and bought one duh as the grenade goes off Deadpool covers his ears while he's safely protected by the blast with his anti-ballistic shower Kurt as the smoke begins to clear Deadpool pulls up his pants and he sees a puddle of blood on the floor he tells Swan that it looks like he's leaking from an artery so if he's got something to say he'd better say quick because just then Deadpool's brain tells him that he better drop the gun it has cooties he screams like a girl throwing the gun down and then he asks wait what about knives his brain tells him the knives would give him the clap he's infested better call an ambulance so Deadpool runs over to grab a phone tripping over a foot and smacking his head as he gets back up he says haha now I get it those are telepathic suggestions aren't they Swan sits up in the corner holding his neck to stop the blood from pouring out he scares right back at Deadpool Deadpool gets up telling him nights the carotid artery huh maybe an ambulance would be helpful remember that time you used your powers to jack the healing factor haha those were the days weren't they Swan but from here on out we're just gonna have to deal with yes and no questions so can you nod your head back and forth meanwhile back over at black box's hideout black box sees the connection to Swan has been terminated and before he shouts he calms himself stating that this is okay he'll just go to the next one on the list black Tom Cassidy a few days later somewhere over are Murillo Texas Deadpool space into the desert State and that this trip sucks not only did I miss the world's largest ball of aluminum foil but I found the world suckiest cup of coffee as Deadpool tosses the cup out the window he does it in front of a highway patrol officer and obviously within seconds dead Bulls pulled over he tells the officer that he ad doesn't have a driver's license and the officer said that's funny because the great state of Texas requires him to have one Deadpool then asks that apply to everyone even if I'm not from Texas I'm just passing through you know so how about I just keep on doing that and I'll be out of your hair the officer says that he's unlicensed and probably uninsured he's gonna need him to step out of the car nice and slow as the officer pulls out his gun deadpool asks aren't you gonna ask him have any weapons on me like guns knives or explosives the officer then asks well do you have any of that and deadpool tells them i've caught all of that a few moments later as the highway patrolman and Texas surround him Deadpool begins to wonder why does this stuff keep happening to me the next part actually happened two days ago though when Deadpool ran into black Tom you know the guy that shoots energy blasts from a stick that guy as Deadpool was beating him down he asked him what's with other people with the word black and their names coming after me anyway black bucks black swuan black eye and then Ted pull punches black Tom in the eye Deadpool that asks who's next black axe black Tom gets up telling him well I'll tell you who's gonna be next but before Deadpool could pull the trigger he notices his guns are missing from his hands and that he's being dragged outside as the tree holds dead pull up he asks you Castillo's do the hold control the plants thing wasn't that Rhett conned at some point however before black Tom could finish Deadpool off he gets a call from black box telling him to remember that they only want to incapacitate Deadpool not to kill him they had an agreement black Tom says that he only thought that it was more of a suggestion and as the two begin to go on an argue Deadpool frees himself from the trees grasp shouting that he should have just brought a tree to a gun fight and he goes to shoot which once again brings us back to the current day where Deadpool is now surrounded while carrying a ridiculous amount of guns Deadpool looks around to try and find a way out when he notices that he's in a parking lot of a convenience store which totally has burritos as the officers get ready to move in a black Tom steps out of the shadows telling him I'll be taking it from here you can bobble on now the officers look at each other and then turn their guns to black Tom shouting for him to freeze he then asks is this how it's going to be a showdown well then draw he points his fingers like guns and the trailers of the logs that he's standing on fire a blast right next to Deadpool's car one of the officers says you know what if that guy wants to deal with Deadpool let them inside of the convenience store one of the workers says that they need to get over here right now but back over at the microwave Deadpool says can you guys wait like 40 seconds my burrito is almost done Jess then the front of the store explodes in black Tom walks out asking where are you where is the man with a red and black mask dead Fulton realizes that black Tom doesn't know what he looks like when he's not all scarred up so he should probably take this chance and not blow it except Deadpool then remembers that he's not a wuss pulls his mask down and begins to shoot a black top after a few seconds of silence Deadpool looks over the counter asking what's the quickest way out of here black Tom leans up in the other side of the counter blasting him out the window next to the gas pumps Deadpool shouts back AHA that may have broken my butt meanwhile up in the sky Black Swan tells black fox that black Tom he's getting ready to finish him off black box that says that he wants to be there when it happens is it possible to persuade black Tom to wait until he arrives Black Swan then begins to use his telepathic ability stating that he's rather certain of it in fact on the ground black Tom gets ready to kill Deadpool but then stopped and instead he kicks him in the stomach stating that it should have been quick dead fold and crawls out from behind the pumps and black Tom asks what was he said before he shouldn't have brought a tree to a gunfight so what did you bring Deadpool then pulls out one of the nozzles when the pumps holds up a lighter and says flamethrower how do you like me now Lorax okay last flashback but this one has Deadpool when he was just a young boy in school getting in trouble the principal tells his dad that young Wade is in the boys bathroom with matches he's holding it close to his up rear end Deadpool's dad then sighs stated not again and the principal says that this is something he's done before so Deadpool's dad says that he's just trying to pretend he's a superhero he created the human flamethrower back at our current time you could see where this is going it's a foreshadowing flashback Deadpool holds the gas nozzle between his legs as if the light his own fart shouting laughter human flamethrower whoo Deadpool Pat's his butt to put out the fire he yells justice is served from my butt up in the air black Tom's attack helicopter locks on and he says finally you can die as you lived stupidly but as black fox fires the missiles Deadpool lights the nozzle up again creating a giant flame that creates a thermal updraft and surprisingly avoids being blown up himself black boxes helicopter swerves to avoid the fire but ends up hitting one of the light posts nearby crashing Deadpool's brain tells him that he should probably stop all of this now and then Deadpool asks well hi I realize I'm kind of on fire and don't have a vector but after burning most of his head Deadpool looks at black Tom shouting it was you you did this you made me ugly again I burned myself Deadpool think it's ready to set him on fire but the voice that tells him know you've always been ugly and this you've done this all by yourself again and again Deadpool pauses and says so what you're saying is Swan then steps out stating you're the bad guy embrace it Deadpool shouts back like hell I'm the bad guy I've just gotta and then one of the patrol cars explodes and Deadpool finishes stating I'm just misunderstood as Deadpool falls he lands on a pile of feathers and a voice tells him everyone understands you everyone except yourself Deadpool wakes up in a bed and he looks over at Black Swan and says oh yeah I'm so bad why did I save your life okay seriously last flashback I promise back when Deadpool almost killed Swan he actually saved him and said that he needed something something secret just not now got to get everyone together first so on says that it's done both of them black box and black Tom had forgotten that he lost his healing factor now if they the Deadpool stops him shouting no a deal is done peace in the Middle East I'm out Swan says actually I was hoping to bring you in partnership would have been a more accurate statement but since you're returning the mercenary landscape has changed certain markets have become close to me Deadpool yells what you want to bring me back into open them all back up you think the two of us are the same while news flash we ain't if you think you got some leverage for saving me you're wrong if the world finds out that I can be killed I'll I'm not a bad guy but I could do some real bad freaking things [Music] and a rather well lit back-alley our hero Deadpool finds himself pleading his case that he is not the same man that it used to be the old him is dead and now he's just different tech his whole outlook on life is different he's just isn't that guy anymore don't you understand what I'm trying to say dead full here's the clicking of a gun any size guess not looks like you just don't care or you don't understand or maybe I don't understand considering I'm talking to a monkey head monkey to be exact but while Deadpool tries to not die by the world's cutest and furriest assassin over in Washington DC at the FBI's office of public affairs special agent ålesund Kemp resigns not because she is a tetraplegic bound to a wheelchair because she never captured a Deadpool normally that isn't something that someone would resign over in fact it all started nine years ago and agent Kemp went undercover working for an illegal arms dealer the FBI was keeping tabs in the dealer while an ATF agent was undercover with the sellers nothing was going smoothly and told that night of the first deal and that's when Deadpool showed up and literally brought the house down on top of Kemp he left her trapped under the rubble while killing off everyone else and that leads us back to the current time where Deadpool is basically doing the exact same thing except now he's shooting at a monkey Deadpool asks hit monkey do you even know why you're fighting he'll this probably isn't even your idea it's that guy's isn't it hit monkey grunts as he looks over and sees a man standing in a suit and Deadpool says that guy over there yeah you can see him I could see all kinds of wacky crap call it a gift or a mental defect whichever is fine I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that bad things happen something really bad happens something hits so hard that it knocked everything out of that head and that's what he showed up right to guide you to things I've learned from my experience first having a sense of direction isn't the same as being lost and - she I mean he's not real hit monkey takes off his glasses and stares at the man as he fades away he then rips off his tie with a loud hey and Deadpool yells chill homie as yet monkey screams and swings away Deadpool thing's holy crap maybe the past is behind him now meanwhile back in DC agent kempt tells the board that she thanks them for giving her the chance to be part of something that many people have only dreamed though her time spent here is filled her with pride and honor she must move on to the next chapter of her life something that involves personal matters two days later those personal matters become apparent when she's quite obviously working on the death of Deadpool it's just that this time agent kempt has some outside help in the form of t ray and slay back but while this is being set up weeks pass and Deadpool begins to have the sudden realization while in the bathroom that it's been two weeks and he still looks all burned the only good thing about his weird power situation is that his pinkie apparently grew back but hey luckily he's still not dead right back with agent camped under flying Helicarrier she tells T Ryan slaybeck that she has spent a lot of money upgrading and resurrecting both of them for now she'll test those enhancements by showing what can be done against a training simulation of Deadpool T ray shouts we don't need no stupid training we got all the training we needed on the job we already know how to deal with that Punk Deadpool agent Kemp says right well that punk wiped the floor with both of you in every occasion I'm the one who knows everything about Deadpool I'm the one who spent over a decade studying every move that he's ever made I'm also the one who made the training program I have brought you back to life so be assured that I can and will reverse that process if necessary a short while later inside of the training room the simulation begins and as Deadpool stands at the stage of a circle he yells welcome to the greatest show on earth Deadpool jumps down shouting oh bang bang bang bang bang not banging you silly slag back gets ready to charge him but before he does the simulation Deadpool throws out to small grenades knocking the two of them to the ground as the smoke begins to clear a Deadpool calls out to agent kempt asking if she would turn up the difficulty on these two because this is as easy as it's going to get to ouray jumps up grabbing Deadpool telling him that he should have never closed the distance your ass is mine Deadpool dropped some gas bombs asking your gas is mine okie-dokie as the simulation Deadpool continues to beat the two of them into submission agent come to terms off the program and says that they failed horribly try again back in the ground though Deadpool walks out of a diner thinking to himself that he should probably take on a jump not paying for meatloaf it's kind of scummy and sorry isn't going to cut it any more speaking of sorry when somebody wrongs him he doesn't want a sorry right she's been getting even with them he turns and kicks in the boarded doorway and yells what up melon farmer ask master looks up and says oh crap he reaches for his gun and Deadpool asks what do you got there Oh wedgie as taskmaster begins to shoot Deadpool shots dude it's not a wedgie that's a gun why in god's name would you have a gun on your butt having a gun in there is dangerous taskmaster shoots dead pulls gun out of his hands dating shut up and ha Deadpool Everlast cinnamon taskmaster then notices the grenade that was thrown next to him the grenade goes off burning taskmaster up and Deadpool walks through the smoke stating how about we call it off with the guns and stuff for now just then Deadpool jumps through with a knife and taskmaster yells wait I'm sorry I Ted pool holds his knife to taskmasters face telling him really cuz I'm not buying it why did you come after me then a taskmaster tells him because you came after me Deadpool tells him I only came after you for a job taskmaster asks a job and Deadpool says yeah a mercenary job we are mercenaries wait you thought this is about you selling me out to black box taskmaster tells him well yeah and Deadpool tells him I should and I would but the way I see it nobody's ever gonna forgive me if I can't forgive them taskmaster tells him that's actually a very mature of you Deadpool I'm just letting out a disgusting fart and almost macing taskmaster throw up deadpool says how about we call it even while i get some information taskmaster coughs stating well a couple of my pals stopped by a few minutes later after deadpool leaves taskmaster turns on the screen and tells agent Kemp okay he just left he'll give you that money now a short while later in the Helicarrier gym T rain and sleigh back worked out getting themselves ready for Deadpool agent camp and then comes in T reflexes asking you come to shoot a gun show an agent Kemp tells him no she's come with information that Deadpool is on his way T ray asks on his way you know what that means right and agent Kemp tells him of course she does just then the power of the Helicarrier is turned to off an agent Kemp finishes by stating he's already here Slade back shouts asking what are we going to do we're gonna die we need to get off this damn ship agent cap tells one of the parachutes are located his storage Eve end of the central corridor to the right a sleigh back runs out tra then asks why would you tell him that that was my partner agent Kemp tells him that he was going to die regardless better not take them down with him outside his sleigh back jumpy pulls the pin on the parachute except the parachute was actually a bomb that bull laughs to himself stating haha what down however t-ray called my bluff he then flips the power switch back on restoring everything to normal stating I'm just gonna have to do this old-school back in the gym T ray knocks off one of the weights on the barbell telling agent Kemp to stay here look at pretty well he goes and handles business do you read begins to make his way through the hallway but when he stops at the cafeteria he pauses and kicks the door Deadpool asks how long are we supposed to wait after eating before I kick someone's butt I really don't want to get a cramp besides didn't that kill you once before T ray gets ready to fight asking how's that working out for you and Deadpool laughs telling him it's funny that you mentioned working out T Ray stops and looks at the barbell stating no way the barbell you put a pipe bomb in the barbell that's old school man Deadpool goes on telling him this is how it's gonna play out you're gonna tell me who's bankrolling this whole thing and you're gonna walk away T ray asks what's this negotiating does it do for you is it because you lost that healing factor Deadpool pulls out the detonator and T ray says here's my counteroffer go ahead and push it t ray then punches Deadpool knocking the detonator out of his hand catching and telling him thank you now we're gonna beat you to death with a bomb that you made as tear a completely destroys Deadpool agent Kemp radios in that she would like for him to bring Deadpool topside tear a pig's dead pull up and throws him out onto the ceiling stating no problem a few moments later as Deadpool sits with the barbells wrapped around him T ray asks what you think I even put a bow on him you can push the button if you'd like agent Kemp tells them no thank you I will observe from here but before we finish things I have something to say to you my name is Allison Kemp and many years ago you caused an explosion that cost me the use of nearly my entire body despite my disability I've risen to the rinks of both the FBI and Interpol those achievements however be nothing to me there's one thing that I've always wanted ever since that day and that is revenge though my body shall remain broken I will nonetheless be made whole by your death T ray bursts out laughing stating that's my cue it's gonna be epic because no one could ever rig up an improvised explosive device like him - you ready pushes the button and there's a loud explosion as debris falls Deadpool looks back in agent cam tells him that if the barbell was actually a pipe bomb he would have triggered it while they were in the gym a bomber rig to look like a detonator for that you would need a psychological strike that's why the bomb on her wheelchair is not a ploy she will not be denied her revenge even if it kills her did full sits there for a moment I guess a laugh it serves me right I should have bought you the first time around how the hell did you even survive usually when I blow someone up I really blow them the hell up what's your name again as you can't begin to tell him Kemp special agent Ellison Deadpool stop sir whoa whoa whoa whoa you're a cop Kemp then goes on stating that she was undercover when he but Deadpool stops are asking how was I supposed to know you were a cop you're probably with a bunch of really bad guys right a bunch of guys who deserve to get blown up and I'm guessing you volunteered for that right thought so you rolled the dice and you lost you're just pissed off because you can't walk is all blowing us both up isn't gonna make you whole it's gonna make you dead Jason lady get your head out of your ass few moments later agent Kemp deactivates the bomb stating that this has all been for nothing Dead pull us out a sigh of relief stating can't believe that worked but another voice tells him actually it didn't become apparent to her that even if she killed him sooner or later he'd come back you know like herpes or me evil pool shows up telling him because of some things there's no cure Deadpool says wait how to sear him his evil doppelganger made up of cut off body parts of Deadpool tells him it didn't work well not permanently at least dental groans and evil pool asks what's that look about is the disappointment or hope or what Deadpool thinks to himself that's why his finger grew back evil pool then asks what's going on in your head how about we have a look evil pool takes the gun and pulls the trigger and that it's the end of Deadpool or is it three hours I can't believe that you have accomplished this amazing feat of audio drama Ennis whatever but overall let me know what did you think of Daniel ways of Deadpool I'm always tossed up between this being my favorite run a Deadpool or the Jerry Duke and run where he became more of a sad clown which is also already on the channel and you can watch that one as well but either way which Deadpool version did you like the most don't forget to do on a chat with me more directly you can find me on our kiss cord or on Twitter and you can also find these streaming quite frequently over at twitch.tv slash eligible monster either way guys thank you so much for your support and I'll see you next time right here

Channel: Comicstorian

Views: 2,613,955

Rating: 4.7778354 out of 5

Keywords: comicstorian, comic books, dc, dc entertainment, marvel, storytelling, full story, dc universe, justice league, comic theories, avengers, superhero, injustice, miles morales, deadpool kills the marvel universe, batman, gwenpool, godspeed, doom patrol, marvel zombies, spider man, deadpool, deadpool joins the x-men, x men

Id: 3ElpWM7c42s

Length: 196min 15sec (11775 seconds)

Published: Mon May 27 2019