Dating a girl is like babysitting..

happy damn when you're growing up in grade school there's these couples that are just together and they won't break up no matter how badly they do not fit and now i'm at an age where these couples are having babies and they're getting married and the whole thing is a little bit overwhelming so today we're gonna save the day we're gonna save the date oh you smell bad why would a rubber ducky help shower you idiot you're showering with the radio plugged in right next to you you know what i guess blow dry it oh no our boy died maybe he isn't ready to date oh my goodness do not tell me after we start your hair looks terrible it looks greasy you don't have any dry shampoo because you're an idiot wear a bean that's not a beanie wait where'd you get that i can't go naked i mean you could try do you want to wear a suit you don't know how to tie a tie that's really unfortunate for both you and me and your future date just wear a t-shirt you basic man okay so our guy can't get to his date because there's a sewer in the way this game is the greatest birth control i've ever seen i just just jump over it what i guess fill up the sewer with concrete no one in town is going to be able to crap ever again but oh no she's allergic to my flowers here let me just set them on fire for you that is so perfect love you which she loved that about me why would she love that about me yikes a puddle you could walk around it that's the obvious choice but i don't think that that's what they want me to do i'm gonna take off my shirt oh she loved that she loved that she loves the beer belly too she really does okay we're out at the spaghettist dinner and she is choking to death i have to save her surely the heimlich maneuver will work okay thank goodness imagine the game's just like slapper what is with her in fire yo i thought you were into this we're gonna use a fire extinguisher we're not just gonna use water um no we're supposed to throw water at our date absolutely this is life ruining here take your water sweetie yeah giggle about it that you're soaked for the rest of our date oh i forgot my wallet make the girl pay she's so mad wait so this game is telling me to dine and dash this is what like our future generations are being brought up on all right the bill comes you can't pay you forgot your wallet run run dine and dash who needs to pay oh no somebody dropped a weight on her head i gotta push her out of the way oh well that's just not what we're all about here i'm gonna have to punch the weight i know that i do be hitting the gym but there's no way i'm that strong she's so scared of this scary movie i'm gonna comfort her by putting my arm around her this is what we are raised thinking is the right thing to do this is how we got jiggy in the 90s what it isn't the 90s anymore now in this day and age we punch weights we go to the movie and we go girl take this popcorn eat the popcorn juice the popcorn sit on the popcorn and twist why are the lights out oh my goodness the killer's in our house i'm gonna hit him with a bat i might accidentally kill my girl yep why am i not surprised i don't even know why she's still dating me all right listen we're gonna take out the flashlight scare the killer away oh it's just a balloon actually yeah maybe hitting it with a bat in the middle of a movie theater wasn't the play disgusting take care of this sweetie oh no problem i will definitely take out my shovel and throw the poo in your face haha just kidding i have a glass of water and i'm going to use that glass of water to the best of my ability because i i am boy boy throw water on poo poo gets watery and go away a scary dog i'm gonna guess it's this cat here on the right because why would it be a bone it's never the obvious one when i think it is and this versa this whole bone thing would not work on my dog oh he he ate the bone he's chasing us i'm gonna throw a banana peel oh why didn't that work i guess dogs have four legs and not two right so maybe the other three are here to take care of it am i really gonna have to hit a dog with a shovel is this what dating in 2021 has come to here a shovel don't oh my god i'm going to the next level i'm not improving my home i'm spilling my drink all over her i have to save this date sunshine sweetie honey honey sugar cookie here a sponge you oh she didn't like the sponge i'm gonna offer her a change room because i always have a change room in my back pocket oh no it's stuck i'm gonna punch the machine it worked okay i was so close to reaching my arm up there but i've seen the simpsons before and i knew that i was gonna get stuck i'm stuck the ride broke down we only have one choice punch the ride oh no how is money gonna solve this i guess it just goes to show you can't solve all your problems by punching things money i'm gonna use my money wait all i had to do was bribe the operator of the ride to keep the ride moving oh no not again i don't have any money we have to run we have to oh no we're being chased still who would have known he has legs i'm gonna kick a trash can in his way make him fall down this might be the first time i've ever gotten all three in a row oh he's still there i guess the trash can didn't divert him for too long do i cry or do i punch him i feel like if i punch him i'm going to get in the way of that little sharp thing he's got there i'm going to try and cry i legitimately cried him a river but in my case it was lake ontario what okay we were kissing and we've been kidnapped i'm going to take this nail that looks so painful i'm gonna use a rock i'm gonna save her with a piece of cheese because i see a little rat hole there i'm so smart i'm the smartest date in the world we must break free karate kick did not work at all i always keep an axe in my back pocket always because you never know and yeah it scares some people off but you never know when you're gonna get stuck how do we get past this dog oh it's the dog's brother the one that i hit with a shovel i'm gonna put a cat in the way and i'm sacrificing the animals that's what we do in this game oh no the elevator stopped um i'm gonna duh a crowbar to open the door maybe maybe a rope so we can open the door and climb up i'm gonna try the crowbar for now oh i could have never seen that coming okay let's see what the rope's gonna do some rope milady oh we have to get rid of him i'm gonna cut with scissors this no not myself why would i attack myself are you crazy we have to get rid of him it's a good thing i have this weight in my mind here things come out of the ceiling for me quite easily and i've got a quite a nice view of her bum bum from here how many times do i have to protect protector predictor listen i don't have a frying pan all i have is this garbage can and it's bulletproof how do we get across please let the answer be trampoline yes this is so turkey because it's like do i answer the call appropriately or do i hit the man with a frying pan the answer is always hit the man with a frying pan that's how you save the date i'm gonna be a relationship therapist after this like people are gonna come to me when they have problems i'm gonna be like okay frying pan rope animal sacrifices this is how we do it here we have to hide definitely gonna hide in the change room just shoot the change room oh he's back i'm gonna throw a rock at his head i can't aim i can't aim i was doing so well my girlfriend looks so bored who would have known boxes are also bulletproof look how confused this man is why did you guys get out of the box before getting to the elevator i'm gonna sacrifice yet another animal and it worked my date could at least smile you know like she is miserable a shark on this the day of our date i'm gonna punch it with a punching glove and it's gonna somehow work even though we're in the shark's domain oh i'm freezing though i'm gonna eat a chili to warm up and it worked next time you're in the arctic bring chili's help we're here shoot the boat that worked a man cuts your rope we are screaming our faces off do i use a whale or a rocket ship probably okay the answer is the whale let's see how that plays out should be interesting oh no he's got us this time i'm gonna call my friend mr whale thanks for squirting us up there bud oh it's popeye my girl doesn't like popeye one bit i guess i better punch him in the face oh he's got bigger muscles than me what was i thinking oh geez let's give him a big fish yep he wanted to kiss a big fish all along he's so happy with us he's made us dinner i'm gonna blow my horn hey bud there you go oh no my girls got sick again seasick here have some lemon [Music] oh i'm guessing she doesn't like lemon lemon always helps me when i'm sick i get it i get it she wants to listen to olivia rodrigo she can never just give me a second and the headphones are on fire here i'm gonna try the water first no absolutely not because that's electric you idiot listen sweetie it's electric water doesn't work i'm i have to hit you with the frying pan oh no i'm sunburned surely an umbrella will work it didn't ice how does that work [Music] i'm gonna eat garlic and breathe in this man's face he seems to like it i'm gonna eat spinach and kick his a oh it didn't work maybe i'll put my my breath and my socks we're trapped upside down do i use the scissors or the mushroom all common sense says scissors but i'm gonna try the mushroom shrinking mushrooms wow i would have never imagined there's a woman there we're gonna sneak past her in a garbage can she noticed oh dear she's so scared no we're not gonna sneak past her we're gonna bribe her she's flirting with me um my girlfriend's real mad i think i'm gonna kick her oh she's doing the work oh she got owned i guess i'll kiss her kiss my own girl that's why we are moral happy people is because we make the right what am i doing with her oh my am i just hiding is he cheating on me i don't know why don't you kick the door in and find out oh she's so mad you've been miserable this whole time something's wrong here yeah get the fan out oh okay nothing there who's under the bed flashlight oh it's a cat did i just imagine the fact that i'm cheating on her i thought this was save the date not hide from your date and cheat on her we've been through so much oh no i mean dumping water on them i don't think would work because they're already in the shower i'm gonna light them on fire oh [Music] at least i didn't hurt him with the water who's that under the blankets oh what's that noise in the closet oh it's a rat i guess i'm not getting cheated on you know what i i'm mad i'm mad i can't keep going i hope that you guys enjoyed this video if you like to see me again make sure you push notifications and i will see you on the next one bye

Channel: Gloom

Views: 3,261,692

Keywords: gloom, gloomgames, kassie, gloomy kassie, gloomykassie, 2021, kartha gewart gloom, kartha gewart, dating a girl, save the date, save the date game, save the date app game, save the date mobile game, save the date ios, save the date walkthrough, puzzle app, puzzle app game, puzzle mobile game, relationship game, relationship app game

Id: ZanUAdQYf2Y

Length: 12min 31sec (751 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 18 2021