I WENT BACK TO SCHOOL (Kindergarten)

googoo gaga hello it's me kindergartener here today we're gonna be going back to kindergarten my favorite today we're gonna be going back to a simpler time to kindergarten the days of the sandbox I remember getting to a sandbox fight once Tanisha took the shovel of sand at me and that I shoved the shovel of sand at her back but I got in trouble she did it it's Monday here we are in kindergarten Oh all right so we're Billy the beam is this a classroom or say in sacrificial summoning circle everybody meet Billy our human sacrifice you better get out of there can we go to the piggy maybe we could smash it is this the smashable kind Oh a piggy bank press down to take the money press up to put the money back okay just casually looted the classroom piggy bank no well let's just put some money back in there so it's not too suspicious yeah yeah we got we got 20 cents that y'all can have that Billy got them fat pockets now four dollars and 80 cents in coins let's go what's in this door am i ready to start another day of kindergarten another day man that's it the first day just steal out of the classroom piggy bank and almost get sacrifice okay yeah let's go another day why not oh here's the outside area oh look other students hmm I smell money yes somebody's definitely carrying more than three dollars around here Wow what you call a bully or no hey kid carrying any cash me mom broke like you get out of here scram no I ain't got anything on me don't lie to me I know one I smell money give me half or else Mac or else what I ain't giving you 240 no way look kid I don't have time to argue with you give it to me or you're dead meat brah what you gonna do I'm still not giving you my 240 ago make your own money just go rob some piggy banks like I did don't say I didn't warn ya whoa oh my god is that what bro this is some serious bullying going on I just died at the playgrounds ain't nobody batted I nobody did anything about it how this kid go get away with this either bring less money to school or give half to bugs or suffer the consequences aka death thank you have been less painful to get sacrificed in that other room but this bra they ain't messing around he actually killed me ended my life over two dollars and 40 cents I am alright guys life lesson if somebody's like give me your money or you're dead meat just give them money alright I guess we're restarting now all because I didn't fork over two dollars and fifty cents hey kid you came okay we go say no I'm not going down without a fight no I don't have any cash don't lie to me I know when I smell money this dude be like I okay here two dollars and 40 cents good boy now don't go telling teacher about this or you might turn up missing like that Billy what happened to Billy can I let go behind this dude and like drop kick in what's the attack button oh we can only interact we can attack what do you want dweeb I'm not giving you your money back get out of here before I wish you okay you know what I will take your warning seriously this time I sincerely learned my lesson we're going to walk away oh how I wish I could just walk back up to this dude and do a running kick goofy-looking dude all right talk to you next hi my friends call me or they would if I had any nugget nose no love or friendship since Billy went missing oh no see what happened to Billy Billy's missing poor nuggets mrs. Billy but nuggets could not help him now it is too late what happened to this dude nugget doesn't know where he is oh so nugget gave me a pill take it if you start thinking about Billy too much okay no more talking now shoo hello will you be my friend wait hold up where are my glasses is that the teacher miss jiggle K better jiggle physics then for tonight um hey I'm Lily you probably heard about what happened to my brother Billy oh so Billy's her brother haven't you haven't it's been all over the news you went missing yes I caught that but what else happens thanks that makes you one of the few people that even seems to care ever since you went missing people either ignore me or insult me Cindy has been tried to put gum in my hair give this girl a break her brother went miss it and everybody's just bullying her oh my god so in high school I put gum in somebody's hair so this dude I don't even remember his name otherwise oh I would call him that I don't know what his problem was this was an art class our class was my sanctuary my Haven where I could sit and draw and listen to music but this dude he would come after lunch and take packets of salt and then pour them on my head like just walk behind me and the world like packets of salt all over me I don't know why literally why would you do that to somebody isn't it funny how everybody is like high school what about all you people actually do it the bullying y'all just don't talk about it anymore y'all just forget that it even happened because I sure did it forget anyways I know anistar crying or anything but boy I was this close so you know what I did I whipped out the only weapon I had I took three pieces of Trident chewed those bad boys up real good you know we got a nice fresh juicy batch for you took it out held it in my hands walked over to this guy you know smiling at him making eye contact cuz he was looking at me like oh what's this girl doing now I took that gun I went splat right into his scalp and you know what this guy did he set his big behemoth six foot large girlfriends to chase me all over school you know what that's why he did the salt because his girlfriend attacked me at the bathroom and I snitched on her well what was I supposed to do you got a stitch on these people but that's a different story for another time dad's like one crazy long story but anyways I got the back I spent half my freshman year running away hiding from this behemoth who's probably in jail now anyways back to this I kind of went off I don't know but if I was you I would stay away from her she's really okay you know what thanks for the tip because I need somebody mean you see I am trying to build an army to destroy the lunch money bully we must put an end to him hey teacher what's up I'm miss Applegate I have been well-endowed what we've got self a conversation like that with a student like yes hello it's me Misook yes I have quite a large bosom as you can see oh that hurts oh sorry with excellent teaching qualities hmm I'm sure lots of Education there you know what I'm still gonna snitch bug stole my money teacher lady Sikkim he did interesting I'll make you a deal bug this is a real troublemaker he's violent and a danger to others if you go over there and challenge him I'll make it worth your while bro what kind of school is this this is kindergarten not this is a prison guard in look at the gates is not the kindergarten I remember make me a deal you say what kind of deal is this even legal kind of alternate universe we live in it what if he hurts me it'll build character Wow no it'll kill me literally we've already tried this stand build character if you don't have a character to build what's in it for me I'll give you a gold star we all love gold stars don't we oh yeah not even an A+ the rest of the year not even money gold star here you go what can I do with a gold star I'm gonna risk my life for a gold star alright let's go oh how I love a good kitty fight just go over and push him a little bit when he attacks back just yell for me and I'll put a stop to it well I know you know what that actually sounds like a pretty good deal like as long as you stop it as long as you keep your word and you actually stop this fight it sounds like a plan how you doing this sunny don't mind the old janitor here just sweeping up after you silly cretins sweepy sweepy sweepy that's a mop what are you doing ah so it is you are also mopping the sidewalk I'll be mopping your blood off of if you don't skedaddle Wow bro this is a janitor calm yo'self a lot of talk to the children like this yeah okay you know what I'm getting pretty scared this is a dangerous place I'm going to skedaddle and talk to this girl over here which I'm assuming is the mean one she got some mead pigtails hey that cutie I'm Cindy you wanna be my boyfriend you know what sure if you can help me against the Battle of bugs yeah you know what this this is all part of my master plan yeah I'll be your boyfriend or whatever that's what I like to hear who we totally be the cutest couple in school but first you have to do something for me Brian got time to do something for you I'm trying to fight this guy get my two dollars and 40 cents back isn't our love enough ah that's cute but no you're gonna have to prove it to me I'm not proving anything to you ain't got time for this let's deal with this boy boy y'all ready for this y'all ready for this y'all ready for this bout a dropkick in the space X here we go building momentum oh okay didn't work out as planned what do you want dweeb I'm not giving you your money back get out of here before us push ooh Oh squishing me won't make your dad come back Oh roasted shall we test the waters my dad will come back you just went to the store to get some cigarettes is all get out of here or I'll beat you so hard it'll make him proud oh they'll never be proud of you oh yes you will if you don't leave right now you're getting meat you know what dying wouldn't be so bad fine you asked for it this is for you daddy whoa whoa accept your fate call Oh No teacher you're gonna need help your girl need help buns off she actually came how dare you attack another student unprovoked this is the last job I'm sending you to the principal's office so he can finally expel you so please don't he started it he's a Niner he said my dad was never coming back classic father-son moment dad said he was gonna go get milk six years ago yeah he'll be back I'm sure he'll be back life hacks the only way to make your dad come back from the store is be rich and successful and/or famous that'll come right back in a jiffy well he's right and after this little incident neither are you now go to the principal's office or I'll have the janitor carry you there but but go first Mac you with his tea hmm stupid rock we could have been friends if you didn't rat me out I love how rats always call other people rats like you little rat get out of here with that I don't want to be friends with someone who killed someone over two dollars and forty cents oh happy day I'm finally rid of that little degenerate here's your gold star as promised achievement unlocked I got my gold star we got rid of that guy okay what we doing today you know why I might be interested but look who came crawling back ready to prove your love to me okay you know what how do I do that see that girl over there that's Lily she's by far the ugliest nastiest girl you'll ever meet I want you to take this gum and stick it in her hair during morning time got it you know what I can get an apple for it and I only have one Apple right now I don't know what to do do I want Cindy on my side perhaps she would aid me in future battles but also Lily just lost her brother I don't want to put gum in her hair I mean Cindy's already been doing it all the time I'm really trying to get my apples right now so oh we know I took an apple away from me I didn't realize that no now I am the bad guy a terrible person and I have no apples she finally gets what she deserves just like her brother for dumping me whoa pop knew her brother he went missing his disappearance totally stole the Thunder from my dog biscuit going missing I guess everyone cares more about him than they do about me brah a human is missing and your dog is missing because you probably left the back gate open you stupid I can't care about you not really but like I'm trying to get more allies in this kindergarten prison that's why you're gonna stick gum in Lily's during morning time come see me after you done it annoying okay children it's time to start the day everyone head inside for morning times whoa you telling me this whole time everything that just happened was before the morning bell even rang oh my god the day hasn't even started yet geez good morning children it's time to pick your buddies for morning time or you can be sad pathetic and alone as long as you're the best you you can be I really felt that one all right let's go find a partner oh good thing I have a girlfriend well what are you waiting for stick that gum in her hair okay whatever you say ma'am oh I don't really do the whole morning buddy thing anymore Billy was my buddy but he's missing yeah I'm not gonna put the gum in her hair because they take an apple from me and I don't know what happens if I take if they take all the apples dude you know you're not cool enough to talk to me let alone be my morning buddy besides money is gonna hook me up with a sweet yo yo yo yo were you even talking about but can I put the gum in his hair oh look at this dude he look like he's crying oh just got a little lonely I'm gonna talk to him hello friend what come on be my morning buddy I ain't got time for that nonsense so unless you're buying or selling something get lost whoa bro I came up to this kid to try to be nice and make a friend look at him you look like the nerd that eat lunch alone hey like get out of here unless you buying or selling buying or selling what I want to sell something I want to buy something here's what's for sale yo yo screwdriver or six bro kind of store is this your start sucks never mind all right nugs my friend knock does not wish to spend the morning time with you nuts is very busy what are you busy with you are curious about the ways of nugget interesting perhaps you could be of some use to nugget nugget is in need of a magnifying glass do this fern nugget before the next bell rings and you'll be rewarded bro everybody want favors done she won't be my partner Oh I put gum in her hair loli doesn't do partners that dude is way too cool for me whose guy's a one-man marketplace nugs want a magnifying glass there's one right here so can I just like loot this classroom hey don't go snooping around in other people's cubbies well how am I supposed to get the magnifying glass am I supposed to distract the teacher hey miss teacher go find your morning buddy or you'll be an outcast loser like nugget Oh what could snatch it be like nuggie gave me a pill ha ha Oh dibs go thank you for bringing this to my attention don't worry about a teacher will oh do whatever about it now go run along and play what what but magic give me your teacher I felt like on Dougs gave me this pill oh that's mine now ok now do we wait for the teacher to ko and we can get this magnifying glass do I really gotta stick gum in her hair to get me a dang partner alright okay shut that's like a nice way of saying yeah I don't want to be your partner so I'm gonna put gum in Lily's hair okay I don't even care you put gum in my hair that's so mean Cindy put you up to this didn't she well I don't care leave me unknown okay oh good thing she doesn't care alright now I have my partner and I won't have to be an alone loser like I usually am did you do it oh my gosh totally did Wow what happened with it she said she cried a cried yes she cried yes I'm so happy now you can be my morning buddy also makes you my boyfriend as my boyfriend gets the honor of playing house with me whoa geez okay alright so my boyfriend is not allowed to bleed all over me go to the bathroom and wash up I'll be over by the dollhouse alright first you wanted me put gum in her hair and now she's like wash up you call me dirty I risked my life to keep you and all the other students safe these are my battle scars let's go a bathroom oh no no no whoa damn she want quick she's like a chupacabra you can't just leave class without a pass okay can I use the bathroom I no can you oh you're so funny miss bugle cat may I use the bathroom okay here's the bathroom pass thank you whoa who does dude broke it get out of my way huh hold on hold on whoa there's no getting passes dude big on Crimson Chin get out of here oh my god he literally won't move I said I won't stand a chance against this guy not so fast there little dude I'm gonna need to see your Hall Pass well I have a Hall Pass so like here okay I'll let you pass but I can't let you go any further than the bathrooms right I have a Hall Pass I can literally go wherever I want I've never been to a school where you have to have hall passes boy as soon as I walk out the door I'll pass please heck off please whoa what's going on in here mr. janitor dude elective the animation he's just like forever bopping to whatever he's listening to okay oh oh it wasn't here hey don't go messin around with those bags he did it he took Billy we went to going on there boy oh what's in those bags what bags you're kidding right oh these bags nothing for you to worry your stupid little head about now run along you know what I really don't want to die again so I'm gonna stop worrying my stupid little head and do what I came here to do Wow whoa a bra I swear men's restrooms really be like that sometimes though like some of y'all don't even try to get it in the toilet I can hear someone grunting on the other side of the door must be in use okay well here we go oh look like somebody could just pick Billy up and drop him hole in that toilet the toilet is disgusting there's no way I can use it gross yeah that's pretty gross okay well it's wash up that's what we came here to do wash off blood man I gotta give an apple to wash it off okay here we go I got a playhouse with Cindy now wow what a vent afternoon oh you're back I'll take that bathroom pass now okay what if we're using a bathroom pass I had to use an apple away can I take the magnifying glass now this is Lily's cubby there is a magnifying glass she's probably using it to look for clues about her missing brothers oh my god I have to take the magnifying glass the teachers finally distracted okay kids that's lunch Bell go down to the cafeteria I have to give him the magnifying glass before it's too late or maybe he doesn't want it anymore oh I ain't trusting biscuits from this dude oh he cleans the bathrooms but also tells biscuits for lunch good skip balls get your biscuit balls of course they're balls why wouldn't they be he came up with his own recipe after a little incident that happened recently oh yeah no I don't even want to ask any of these questions what's in them whatever's in a biscuit and a little something extra how much are they they're a buck apiece quite the deal if I say so myself I'm sure your friend Sydney would love to try one okay I'll take one yeah my token of appreciation sorry honey I couldn't play house with you today okay mags you know what I got I got you your magnifying glass no one sits with point nugget nugget does not have any friends Jesus nugget I just wanted to give you a magnifying glass but okay man I did a literally dirty twice I feel bad all right indeed here's sorry sweetie we're through better luck tomorrow what because I didn't play house with her she's breaking up with me brah I got you a biscuit ball and you're breaking up with me I spent a whole dollar for you despicable everybody hates me already they've done stitch with me I don't want to talk to anyone until I find my brother what I okay everybody hates me I figured you'd be seeing me around now slop is no good and I don't think anyone is brave enough to try a biscuit from the janitor dumb old man can't even spell it right Oh get it cuts smash laughs you get it all right let's go to this dude you're nowhere near cool enough to sit with us get lost brought you're literally sitting by yourself imagine you go to a person sitting by themselves you're not cool enough to sit with me only my imaginary friends are cool enough you're stupid I hate you I wish I got the world this biscuit ball at his head damn grandma going ham on those mashed potatoes once I'm tasting a nutritious slop okay this is prison Cheryl take some slop okay you know I have some slop now there's a monster Mon card under this table I have never heard of that Digimon will pick it up did she eat it not yeah oh I can throw away the slot can I get more slop it's free so oh wait no it's not really okay I got second slots all right that's recess and that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you want a part to make sure you hit that like button in the face and make sure you subscribe during the wolfpack well I love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

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Length: 22min 10sec (1330 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 23 2019