I Tried to Teach DUMB Kids ...but I'm Also Pretty Dumb

australia i think that's australia these kids are starting to get smarter than me doesn't take that much the first cells were probably lonely oh no guys i don't think amy's okay amy do you need to talk to mrs lauren are you having problems at home i know this isn't gonna help but i have to give you an f the shape of the earth is flat oh my god you guys would trust me to shape the minds of our youth right as in to be a teacher and to teach children all about things people and places i feel like whatever this speech is is kind of ruining it for me but yeah you trust me right with teaching children well i hope so because i found this app on the top charts of the app store which is always filled with just fantastic free apps called papers grade please grade the students it may look easy but the students can really surprise you what by being stupid check if the student has given the correct answer and grade his performance the questions may look easy but sometimes the students can really surprise you what does that mean i'm kind of scared isn't it just right or wrong answer good morning class good morning all right you're gonna come up and point to this globe and tell me what you're pointing at tina what location do you have for me uh a boot tina tina you're a freaking idiot what is this oh my god this is my class look at the girls behind her they look traumatized am i traumatizing these children probably let's be real now i mean look at the window what if i've been throwing things oh no do i have the dumbest students a boo no tina you're an idiot go sit down all right what about you rebecca kawai i have a class filled with idiots no rebecca that's america it's where we are right now your parents should be ashamed go away out of my sight all right jenny what do you got australia i think that's australia i mean yes i'm the teacher it's awesome i say it's australia a plus good job jenny oh whoops i got oh they're like miss lauren that's not our names amelia mia dora got it miss lauren may have stopped for two for one shots this morning children i'm sorry i may get your names wrong and it's just because you're not very important to me i just do this for the money thank you for the money oh i can upgrade my classroom yeah we should probably fix the broken windows there we go now there's no evidence that i got pissed the other day and started throwing books out the window because i was so ashamed of my class all right and that's all you get for today all right it's a new day draw a flower oh my god i have twins in my classroom marshall this is beautiful yes draw a cloud my dog ate the drawing vincent i just fixed the windows i just fixed the wind out of my sight out of my sight make a line that connects the two dots oh my god greg you're an idiot get out of my sight wait a minute the two twins have the same name what kind of sadistic parents do you guys have like we had twins but we we only had one name so they're the same per they're interchangeable lucas lucas uh crap i know you told me your name i know i had called you jenny and that was incorrect but i don't remember what your name is still so you are jenny good job jenny find a way oh my god good job i think it's lucas is that your name he looks so scared lucas don't worry i won't throw books at you today because you did a good job yay complete the phrase with a fitting verb oh my god well you're an idiot but that's adorable so you get an a dora why does dora look like a crazy person oh so apparently i'm not supposed to let them slide i'm supposed to give them the grades that they deserve oh his name was liam whoops ooh new bookcase students the students are probably like crap crap she's gonna have more books to throw no you're fine recess yeah let's try recess move around to break fights great here right go oh is there about to be a fight no no oh there's a fight get out of here get out of here money oh my god why is everybody fighting with each other stop you're savages oh my god so what is that slide in the background the moon orbits the sun the earth none correct it's the earth image part of the tree leaves trunk you're a genius the first cells were probably lonely oh no guys i don't think amy's okay amy do you need to talk to mrs lauren are you having problems at home i know this isn't gonna help but i'm gonna have to give you an f she's probably even more upset now look how sad she is she's probably even more sad that i called her by her wrong name protect your egg baby oh my goodness oh look how cute you're going to make a great parent someday a plus what is what is this jeremy what is what is this this is creative as hell you get an a plus i don't even care i mean he's failed the assignment because he broke the egg but he made it super freaking creative and i can't punish creativity oh my god i love it his name is sir eggington yes oh they're all so creative every time i give them an a when they deserve an f they have this crazy sadistic look in their eyes am i creating like sociopaths my bad this is why i didn't become a teacher which country canada genius draw means of transportation be a a genius the shape of the earth is flat oh my god tina you are a flat earther tina no false information dangerous tina you are a danger to society and maybe over-exaggerating but you know what tina you need to know this now i've made all this money i'm not spending any of it on the classroom all right guys here here's a plant here's your abcs even though you look like you're in high school here's a periodic table great you guys are going to get smarter from this ooh gym class oh i'm i'm okay i'm demonstrating children this is how you exercise squats this is a squat what if i do it oh my god yeah do this do this with your body i don't know why i've never exercised before as you can tell you're gonna want to touch your booty touch a booty and then go like this t-pose children do this break your arm touch your other arm and go like this like a clock yes okay you didn't do it exactly like me but whatever back and forth yes yes children do it back and forth this is exercise no exercise i've ever done in real life but sure so i just do everything i'm the teacher i'm the recess counselor i'm the gym teacher no wonder i'm losing my crap all right oh god it's math complete with the right number correct paint two-fourths of the circle i think this is correct good job find the x it's here oh my god this was the girl that was sad before right jet jenny this is a genius answer very clever however i don't want to create sociopaths by giving you an a so sorry i love how traumatized my children look every day that i come to class they're like hey hi miss lauren please don't call me names today well i can't promise that children oh oh it's science experiment day okay the goal okay so i wait i'm doing your project for you okay so it's pink oh geez pink oh god blue ah pink pink pink blue pink what happened yay basically oh my god it's the it's the dinosaur guy i'm doing your projects for you blue pink explosion time yay okay what happens if i mess it up mess it up i want an explosion explosion oh it's still it still worked what i wanted a literal explosion i mean good work elijah yay good job for not burning down the building draw a cow idiot draw an object that flies good job the mona lisa is a famous type of food oh my god tina tina i hate you so much get out of here all right the solar system and continue the school dance yes i want to chaperone the school dance can't be letting these kids grind up on one another no no no miss lauren will have none of that no dancing for miss lauren separate couples dancing too close yup that's my job look at me i'm like a lifeguard trying to make sure nobody gets pregnant nobody gets pretty convenient are you too close hey hey hey hey hey there will be no walk dancing with one another you know the whop song i i stay cool hip and trendy with the kids money for keeping kids from getting pregnant at the school dance okay here you guys got a computer better floors better walls oh my god kids don't you love it here oh we start in fourth grade the land of oz get out of my classroom tim get out of my classroom mexico yes good job tina i swear to god tina be smart thank you tina one lays eggs a plus oh my god you're all getting smarter what's the common name of the composite what what is this question i think it's wrong i don't okay good total guessing game these kids are starting to get smarter than me doesn't take that much name the shape he named the shape bob you guys are so clever i'm so proud of you but i can't give you an a i'm sorry complete with the brushes i think that's correct good job what what there was no question so i get an a plus oh my god what is this trickery you trying to mind control me get out of here sandy sandy's been trying to pull jedi mind tricks on miss lauren not having it sandy oh my god i mean this isn't really your f is that a real chick if so that's not your fault hey plot oh my god are you kidding me oh you jimmy you you cooked your baby oh my god oh you all fail all of you i have three cookies and ate one how many cookies do i have left not enough oh my god are you my daughter she's my daughter my long-lost daughter a plus for you she just became a psychopath right there if you just if you missed that that was the face of somebody becoming a psychopath how much of the pizza is left three fourths genius calculate why did that take me longer than it needed to f look at emma my daughter she's such an angel look at that face oh my god we graduated fourth grade when a country owens greenland blue land no this is the flag of france no yeah i was like mark a past president correct okay it keeps being the same kind of questions and answers over and over and my students are not getting any smarter get out of here but i want to see what happens i haven't given somebody an f when they deserve an a yet and i need to see what happens well and perfect timing because it's friggin tina blue-haired tina thinks she's so cool i see that your egg baby has no scratches but i see i see a tiny one i see a tiny one all the way at the bottom tina f oh no look at tina's face she's gonna kill me please don't kill me tina i'm just giving everybody f's my test was correct i'll sue you oh what out there how dare you i miss lauren you can't sue me so i can even watch an ad to tell her to shut up and go to dissension or pay 30 bucks i'm sending you detention girl you can't talk to me like that look at the guys behind her they're like oh no oh no oh no you know that's mark you was wrong too oh you want to sue me too there's 30 bucks go away i'm not watching another ad i have to watch another ad again phase 10 i actually really like phase 10. the actual in real life card game of phase 10 not the app there you go you don't get free sponsorship like that phase 10. all right guys well i think that's going to be enough of me being a teacher because my kids are not getting any smarter they're all still so stupid especially tina look at her i get i've given up i'm walking out there's nothing more i can teach you guys i've been with you since what second grade we're almost into seventh grade and you haven't gotten any smarter enough is enough but if you guys want to make sure you're smarter than these dumb kids then make sure to leave a like before you go and hit the subscribe button if you haven't yet actually here i'll make it even easier for you guys the subscribe button's right over here along with some other videos you should check out fill yourself with more knowledge from miss lauren and as always i will see you guys soon

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 03 2020