DANK DOODLE MEMES V710

when the imposter kills you in front of everyone and says where will you shut up man hr at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11 year old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise get this woman a raise me trick or bear neighbor bear me he has chosen the bear distant roar and sounds of clanking chains hold a cat that served on three warships one german two british all sank in action the cat survived each sinking floating away on wooden planks to rescue the cat was known as unsinkable sam someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed their connections the guy behind me was complaining saying how is it an emergency if they are already dead and i'd just like to say that you sir are the devil why are you booing me i'm right if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable sleep eight plus hours drink two liter minimum of water a day high ph if possible get sun daily no sugar read for 30 minutes a day work out three times a week capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face meditate for 10 minutes daily [Music] random people 5g is bad for us the same people leaving the tanning salon for the sixth time of the week when the concrete stairs are out of order [Music] cosplay 100. is it just me or has mcdonald's gone from a happy child to a depressed middle-aged adult me i started to learn coding omg dude can you hack someone will you shut up man she said she belonged to the streets i said baby on the streets jinxster fact cats exist as solids also cats so i was in the mcdonald's drive-through this morning and the lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because i was taking too long to order so i paid for her food i moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me because the teller told her i paid for her food she felt embarrassed when i got to the second window to get my food i showed them both receipts and took her food too i paid for it it's mine now she has to wait even longer she gonna learn today you get what you mack fricking deserve blind dog gets his own guide dog after losing his eyes due to glaucoma finally some good freaking news opening a can of tuna cat oh my god me no cat second dinner me no this is my taps me with her poor cat father you have provided sea meat me please stop jumps on the counter me jesus christ cat i'm blessed dad holy frick me please don't cat me metal thieves make off with entire rail bridge in russia what d fox the guy in math problems the guy in rap songs having she's ton of money and buying useless things donald trump dies of offered 19 joe biden dies of freaking old age bernie sanders you take off your clothes you take off your skin you take off your muscles and organs it's spooked over among us presidential debate spooktober trump having of it 19 minecraft cave update replace the first four letters of both your names with frick i'm frick's frick um i think i'll sit this one out [Music] if a bear has you stuck in a tree locate trunk hollow enter tree trunk soar out bottom of tree tiptoe away this works extremely well in cartoons in real life you would just die horrible equals bad terrible equals bad horrific equals bad terrific equals good non-english speakers excuse me what the frick this puppy was drowned in glue by kids we shouldn't kill innocent children but we can kill guilty children right we are infinitely excited to announce the caves and cliffs update the update that rocked the world everyone like that when you're trying to get in the mood for spook but then start thinking about the state of the world right now open slowly door is fragile aren't we all cheers i'll drink to that bro me dad can i use the printer it's for a school project also me what happens if you photocopy fire twitch streamer gets a heart attack during stream and freaking dies chat are you a man or a woman i'm a baby what gender are you child yeah but what's in your pants she's hey carl hi what's up steve could you help me with that little thing again sure no problem the dot that gets bigger and bigger every night is my favorite introverts asks crush out crush yes introverts oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no an author writes mother earth is very sad teachers when i write mother earth is very sad teachers are you well do you have brain damage anatody phobia the fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you peace was never an option i saw black move away from the cafeteria wiring task before the bar went up later on he made some weird movements and then stopped to sabotage the lights and just now we all were together and black was the only one that went away meaning he is the imposter red sus red was not an imposter outstanding move to cool to do drugs cool to do drugs do drugs drugs don't mind if i do rob returned a woman's money after seeing her sad bank balance the robber professionals have standards the girl i've won but at what cost dogs are dumb animals they will love you even if you're a piece of shiz human being a cat you have to earn a cat's respect and love it is a higher standard animal i ordered 20 20 balloon but they delivered 2002 money wasted you are a bot if i was a bot how would i be able to send live pick and videos lol you are a bot if i was a bot how would i be able to send live pick and videos lol you are a bot if i was a bot how would i be able to send live pick and videos lol the imposter how to get away with murder i hate titans turns into titan i hate ghouls turns into ghoul i hate memes in 1998 michael hill was stabbed in the skull by an unknown person with a large survival knife when he answered the door at his friend's house he survived without even an infection and regained consciousness and all functions within a week although the knife had caused permanent damage to his memory and paralyzed his left hand michael hill tis but a scratch when your balls deep in an alabama girl and she says you freak better than my uncle do not compare me to my father non-vaccinated kid i want to be an astronaut deaf casually approached child oh so you are a weeb name every anime then saying every anime ever in alphabetical order when she goes through your phone to see if you are cheating on her and all she finds is to gigabytes of depression memes odysseus we now set out on our odyssey sailor raising hand what's an odyssey odysseus a long journey named after the only survivor something's wrong i can feel it okay calcium the ice cream truck the ice cream man the ice cream man trying to make money and make children happy congratulations to the two winners of the doggo drawing contest remember that the winner of this contest was chosen through likes first place second place first place guys doggo when were vents invented 1928 electrical in 1927. what i think i looked like when i put my head out of the window how i actually look like you may be old but are you this old i don't know this man's name but he deserves to be recognized exhibit b looked at his full three baskets of valentine's candies and cards and jokingly said you got something for every one of the loves of your life didn't you his reply no name i'm a school bus driver hashtag the real mvp priceless finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary teacher wow that's a big cockroach kid named roach the idea of ghosts that moan may have been started by children that hurt their parents having shreks in an adjacent room and denied having heard it that explains ectoplasm too it was the spooky ghost surgeons people who can place stickers perfectly on legos it's red but black is annoying red i baked an apple pie visible happiness well frick day 28 they still don't know i'm a dog minecraft dungeons creeping winter steve rocks the block minecraft caves and cliffs this caron mask is being called the scariest halloween costume of 2020 karen's on halloween mailman exists my dog for no reason at all what do you remember most from your childhood hey did you ask yet me no my mom's in a bad mood same normal people ass germans this dude finding out he is being added to minecraft rick astley what do you want for your birthday wife the up dvd rick astley no of course by failing to give her up as she requested he has in essence let her down thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the astley paradox fans please add new caves modging okay fans you will like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Id: 1ddAUdM07_M

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2020