DANK DOODLE MEMES V711

when you get to the car before your mom does and you're waiting for her to unlock the doors you either die a hero or live long enough to become a sherlock holmes my sister telling my parents that i snuck out last night call the ambulance me telling my parents about her only fans but not for me hey do you have anxiety prime amazon yeah i got both me fake tasking in among us nobody thinks about how nursing homes will be full of people mindlessly quoting spongebob at each other in 40 years action touch something too hot response stop touching it action eat something too hot response power through the pain and scorch your entire mouth nobody linked an influencers yesterday i was walking to an interview there was a starving dog on the road i stopped to feed him and missed the interview the next day i got a call asking to come in to do the interview i was surprised but i went then the interviewer came in he was the dog minecraft fans we want cave update modging gives cave update modeling so what do you want now literally everyone i don't know i never thought i'd get this far the anti-sim there's only one type of bra for me algebra 2007 gaming 2020 gaming your mom called me a good boy last night mathematicians engineers three take it or leave it the simpsons need to make an episode where they predict me getting a girlfriend same bride leaves empty seat for her dead son can't hold back tears when she sees who shows up when you're watching youtube and you see add in five me explaining to my grandparents that they have to switch the input to hdmi one if they want to use their blu-ray player my grandparents are like your funny words magic man when someone compliments me when someone compliments me i too make a loud jarring noise hey i like your shirt noir when the house collapses but you're in the living room some men just want to watch the world burn every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except melbourne australia i have no idea what their breaking point is but mark my words i will freaking find it michael kane on his goals when the doctor gives you 10 days to live so you kill him and the judge gives you 20 years victory stake that moment when you compliment the quiet kid and then he pulls out a notebook to erase something he updated his profile picture a smile might be good nothing to smile about in my life seven year old me trying out coffee for the first time [Music] meanwhile my dad with his fourth cup of the day i'm so glad i grew up with this but damn this is better man arrested for going back in and saving his dog from their burning home [ __ ] speak philosophy art and science after all these years ob2 kenobi anakin ground walker han together finally i have them all humans we are 70 water cats pathetic when i find a meme with too much text skip constipated woman lost 10 years of memory after straining too hard on toilet critical shoes just finish sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly i kind of love this look we will watch your driving with great interest you eat that and leave my legs alone he told his daughter don't tell anyone that your father is a janitor they will laugh at you she posted this photo on social networks and wrote my dad is a janitor he is my pride i love you dad it's enough to make a grown man cry and that's okay the inside of your butt is warm enough to hard boil an egg oh no i'm not falling for this one again what every day we stray further from god to whoever keeps destroying this toilet go see a doctor if not maybe an exorcist or poop in a field with the other buffalo what the hell happened here earlier air force planes form 69 to mark 69th the 8th anniversary photo by trisha moscow's just look at the sky and say noise when the end credits say as himself next to an actor's mane congratulations you played yourself minecraft caves and cliffs everyone after the update how to find out how old is a tree if you know when the tree was planted you can easily and accurately determine its age thank you mr helpful this shoes is why the aliens won't talk to us hey purple are you an imposter because you just vented down my heart asteroid warning will skull-shaped asteroid tb145 pass earth on halloween yes an animal gets hurt a human gets hurt and is about to die where have you been why it takes you such a long time to reply you don't love me anymore getting a haircut i worried so much and you only reply with that three words i went to a place that's about 100 meters away from my house this place has a lot of people specialized in cutting others hair through a mysterious and magical process they turned my hair from 20 centimeters down to 5 centimeters girls everyone oh they are just good friends boys everyone oh there gay run waiter i hope you enjoyed the meal name card declined waiter the reason i called this meeting is because i'm not doing too good guys emergency hug mailman exists my dog and i took that personally i've got to know how many pickup lines you get with the name destiny yeah i've heard a few lol let's see what you got i hope you're okay with an average guy because my ds tiny who self burn those are air dude dude for heaven's sake spooky season barely even started go away inhales doot doot the turtle cavalry is serious on ward alligator steed i'm a crocodile silence water horse minecraft community i want cave update 1.17 1.17 being cave update today's code for 2069 we are the knights who say nice gesh rex is cool and all but have you ever found the song you've been looking for by typing random sounds into google me sweeping rice on the floor you have no power here when you're experiencing every single side effect on the prescription bottle but at least you're not depressed anymore [Music] that's not my foot the monster chuckles i'm in danger things weren't simpler when you were younger you were just too young to know about a lot of the world's problems my apple broke the apple cutter and now i have a weapon keeps the doctor away infinite iq me dies my family he's up in heaven now me playing cards with hitler doubt the success of among us and fall guys has proven that games don't need insane graphics to be good all that matters is fun game play with friends minecraft who proved that concept like a decade ago non-americans after finding out how americans view history it's cute that you think you're the hero of this story but you're not time traveller where i am german in germany in the world war time traveler world war one or world war ii german german which one do we win time traveler [Music] canadian kids wearing shorts when it's 10 degrees celsius out australian kids wearing jackets when it's 30 degrees celsius out american kids not understanding the meme because they don't know what degree celsius is four horsemen of never dying 29 year old were doctor who delayed wedding for work dies of orona virus crewmate there is one hero among us billy it's time you learn about money and the importance of calcium do doot are you winning no i'm son dad doctor i have successfully cured your lung cancer credit card declines doctor wait it's all pizza no hank you're leaking oxygen and becoming delirious when the shiz is so intense you get off your phone to concentrate on it my career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out i was wholly unqualified and just enjoyed kicking children god left the game nominee joe biden and president donald trump at the second presidential debate october 2020 me where's hoodie in school my teacher and i took that personally blood acquires its red color from a fibrin b hemoglobin c erythropoietin d gamma globulin e communism e when the teacher gives you an f so you give her daughter the d victory can we fix it no bob just sign the divorce papers crackheads watching you pay with cash after you just told them you don't have any money damn i stepped in some crap someone's opinion of how i should live woman's head doubles in size after horrific allergic reaction to common hair dye yeah this is big brain time my son has just asked me a question which is so unanswerable that i fear it may rip a hole in the very fabric of the space-time continuum why is there no mouse flavored cat food i don't need sleep i need answers mom why are you pouring salt on that slug eight-year-old me why cause freaking that's why rhinos are out of shape unicorns change my mind there is one imposter among us then how can you spend all that time at home me today's special buy one chimichanga for the price of two and receive a second chimichanga absolutely free something's wrong i can feel it me mum i'm bored my mom about to list every chore possible that i can do took a pic of the cat looking out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god look inside yourself simba when i see any meme that had skeleton in it dude i go mountain biking go way faster than i should i crash and see my leg bone i have become extra spooky are you on your way to a halloween party too um actually neither of us are hull up someone the avengers movie had the most epic fights me and intellectual white blood cell versus bacteria with linkin park background music warrior i swear i will have my revenge for the death of my brother elf you have my bow dwarf and my axe necromancer and your brother [Music] when a sample of water does not boil at 100 degrees celsius freaking impure i played among us before it's cool it was called group assignment there is one useless person among us therapist okay we are done for today's session card declines therapist asus no this is patrick me wakes up me please don't be seven a.m please don't be seven a.m please don't be seven a.m clock three a.m me oh imposter of the vent what is your wisdom in the entire universe wood is certainly more rare than diamond when you're so high on dentist gas the water buffalo of drugs visits you teachers after giving a kid attention for wearing a hoodie teachers 20 years later realizing he became a successful man instead of a drug dealer us woman posts a selfie every day for a year after troll calls her too ugly i just want to talk to him childhood is about idolizing batman adulthood is about remembering that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell stethoscope was invented in 1816. doctors before that annie mates songs me are like your funny words magic man please check your children's candy very carefully this halloween i found an m4a3e8 shaman tank in this box of pocky [Music] i think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months it's funny how dumb you are using the drake format using the axolotl format to celebrate them being added to minecraft my hopes and dreams 2020 me karen's after watching workers doing their job and i took that personally wife stabs husband with squirrel what the hell happened here australian university develops world's first bionic eye it will fully restore vision in blind people everyone like that and how do you want your burgers rare legendary i don't think that's what he [Music] me coming out of events thinking i'm sneaky a crewmate horny dudes feminists wanting instagram to stop censoring female nipples cat guides lost hiker down a mountain in switzerland freaking legend how emotions harm your body anger weakens your liver grease weakens your lungs worry weakens your stomach stress weakens your heart and brain fear weakens your kidneys me how are you not dead me i have no idea i'm a brave boy [Music] not a brave enough boy for this me i'm gonna go to bed early tonight also me at 3 am can i make a spoon using only a spoon leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today abraham lincoln forgive your enemies but never forget their names john f kennedy donald trump i have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke it is evolving just backwards me talking about all the cool stuff being added in minecraft 1.17 my dad who doesn't have any idea what i'm talking about but enjoys seeing me get excited about something visible happiness when you call shotgun but the kidnapper still throws you in the trunk thomas had never seen such [ __ ] before me accidentally slams the door after a heated argument with my parents my parents and i took that personally [Music] two years later remember me mother trucker avengers we save the city credit card declines avengers roses are red you need to stay calm look at the sky and see thomas the thermonuclear bomb wonder woman warrior born with power to slay gods flash fastest man alive superman literally a god meanwhile batman i'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket there are those who conceal their identity no one must know who i am there are those who reveal their identity i'm iron man and then there is deadpool i'm batman perfect eye swap doesn't exist darth vader me and my homies are wearing masks since 1977. when you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person [Music] winter loading please wait it's red but black is annoying speech 100 you're fired you're being let go you've been promoted to customer [Music] tea and listen tnt how to use tick tock locate the app press and hold on the icon tap the cross delete the app hey stop touching weird places don't worry about it it's flat anyway me doesn't wear golden boots in the nether piglets and i took that personally women on instagram be like i got new shoes when the x button on ads isn't fake and it actually closes the advertisement you have my respect spooky spider web found in missouri looks big enough to catch a human softly don't this is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice think twice before you order that latte contract killer yeah the target has been taken care of card declines contract killer everybody is asking who is the imposter but no one is asking where the frick his head went [Music] everyone finally a cave update but now there's nothing me there's only one more thing figuring out how a word is spelled rewriting the entire sentence to avoid that word [Music] eight people in indonesia who refuse to wear masks in public were ordered by local authorities to dig graves for rovered 19 victims you get what you freaking deserve hey how strict was your parents if i have fun today i can't have fun tomorrow sorry like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 05 2020