DANK DOODLE MEMES V749

when me and my friends hop on the elevator to heaven and it starts going down [Music] happy birthday what kind of cake do you want i don't want a cake [Music] friend why do you pet your dog every single time you walk past him me it's the law i feel you emma when i'm 100 years old when i turn 100 years old i will be tired of everything and everyone so i will tell everyone i'm going to canada but actually go to the bahamas i'll live in a tiny hud with my tiny dog i will order fish tacos when i'm hungry and live my best life with no crap i feel like a science person a sciencer scientist a scientist sciencer not my finest moment you know i'm something of a science and myself fish can produce oil america do british people still do the accent when nobody's around me waiting for some apocalyptic event to happen because it's friday the 13th 2020 just so we are clear the grinch never really hated christmas he hated people which is fair you know i'm something of a grinch myself a teacher battling cancer ran out of sick days so school employees showered him with theirs what if hear me out we didn't have a system that required a person battling cancer to rely on the generosity of their colleagues for sick days you don't have to like him but he's right dad doesn't want python family gets python anyway dad and python me a virgin grandpa i can't get this girl to like me grandpa back in my country by the time i was your age i had seduced 17 women grandpa's country chat hey kid wanna smell some snow hey what's your address i'm spending the night 2702 me avenue charlotte north carolina 28 203 bruh that's the animal shelter yeah they take in strays not me 32 year old me giving teens the same advice i ignored when i was a teen [Music] it is bed o'clock you best be sleeping when eight-year-old you jump into the adult pool for the first time oh she's that's deep in soviet russia jenga plays you when your internet can't load 720p but the ad is 1080p daffrick seeing the current state of the usa knowing the south park episodes will be far giving my boyfriend an mtps five box with a positive pregnancy test inside it's okay bro you're still winning it's so caking you can freak me apes are using spears to hunt and rowing boats they have entered the stone age who had planet of the apes for november 2020 being shiz youtube rewind is cancelled easy difficulty this difficulty level is for people who don't feel like they need to prove anything to themselves or anyone else playing shadow warrior 2 uneasy is perfectly fine if by the end of exhausting dale you need is to feel like a god damn superhero player receives 50 percent less damage more consumables small penalty after dying you are a good game thank you i usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day is that bad that can't be comfortable try a chair the person who answered this wrote this on my birthday card it's not every day that i give someone a hundred dollar bill for their birthday it's not today either love you your grandma grandma anti-vaxxer kids are rebelling against their parents by vaccinating themselves the revolution has begun disney princess starts to sing forest [ __ ] orona virus is not real just try exercise and hot tea you will feel better immediately remember it's all in your head any sickness can be good with a friend exercise and deep breaths ease your mind come my falcon friend let's go find some intelligent life to all you hunters who kill animals for food shame on you you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there where no animals were harmed sure he can talk but is he saying anything your motto live every moment laugh every day love beyond words my motto skate fast eat trash i'm me not meat see the individual go vegan okay now i'm meat see the individual put old bay on it oh man not sure how i missed this apparently peter and old bay have been having a billboard battle in maryland what evil prank have you pulled off people in school used to always take my gatorade so i took an empty bottle filled it with dyed salt water and let them take my drink not gonna lie it was hilarious watching one person to spit salt water in the middle of class only for their unbelieving friend to do the same yes i'm pretty despicable when it's your day to kill but everyone is more afraid of a virus sad jason noises traveler of the vent what is your wisdom life is like a video game you rush to the end playing all the main missions and you'll end up with 20 completion tell that girl you like her tell that friend you miss him play all the side missions too everybody dies few really lives this isn't scaring me at all scare you we hate you why must you hurt me in this way building a house but only adding one block a day day two this is getting out hand now there are two of them when a bunch of horny teenagers come to your favorite lakeside camp and start drinking doing drugs and having shreks and i took that personally people are always asking me are you a morning person or a night person and i'm just like buddy relax i'm barely even a person ghost scares me me has heart attack and dies dead me and the ghost guy finds his stolen phone in the jungle and discovers it's full of monkey selfies perfect the girls i've dated who were self-conscious about their small boobs me just being horny regardless it's better tushes in the shower than to shower and dishes bruno mars girls on instagram hashtag no filter true beauty dudes in the background online teacher open your camera me no i don't think i will megalodon the shark that lived about 60 million years ago how did he live 60 million years ago if the earth is only 20 20 years old well he lived in the sea not in the earth come my falcon friend let's go find some intelligent life people suffering after getting stopped abruptly spider-man a kid that spider-man could have grabbed and moved away with hi hello there how's your girlfriend i don't have a girlfriend haha i know just reminding you how's your dad you can't reply to this conversation i said something wild didn't i asian people does kung fu americans certainly a sub-machine gun is effective against a martial artist my second attempt at making a salad i don't know what i'm doing wrong [Music] my brother are you crying 21 year old me watching up no yes my little brother after noticing his controller isn't plugged in that's been tampered with that has the perfect sport doesn't exist three accused of illegal gambling on pigeon races kids 20 000 bc my drawings will become famous for thousands of years to come kids now i got in trouble for drawing a pin on the school bathroom stall a man named robert lane named his two sons winner and loser winner grew up to be a criminal and loser became a detective well well well how the turntables my meat this isn't you you don't do this me afternoon that november ends i do now when you finally get your american citizenship [Music] sky that freaking blue thing above your head why do you need the definition for this blind people students not prepared for the test the fire alarm oh so you're an extrovert name every person that stressful moment when you drop your phone and you have to find out whether it was cracked when you realize that google snake is played on the same map as google minesweeper another day with depression school no mud november loneliness sad vibes over 19 lock downs people freaking dying memes friend falls asleep first to to sleep over me sitting in the middle of the floor because they never told me where to sleep finally the fourth ape he is the sum of the first three he sees nobody hears nobody and speaks to nobody holy [ __ ] that's boomer as frick youtube says that they're canceling the rewind because 2020 has been a terrible year but it's really because we bullied them so hard in 2019. everyone scared to talk on the zoom call that one kid discussing with the teacher when you put on your friend's glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are what kind of friend are you the friend who walks behind when there isn't enough space on the sidewalk nobody minecraft animals should teachers be allowed to carry guns at school at your own stance i could only imagine hey break it up you two bang bang all right get back to work imagine getting arrested and a cat just comes along and sits on you the cat save file as fjd8f8ds4j23i8j432.jpg sure ah i see you're a man of culture as well we made 1886 coca-cola my lord is that legal seven-year-old me after mr mailman greeted me with hello sir i remember a school debate when i supported the motion education is better than money money please forgive me i was a child girls all women should be treated equally pe teacher orders the same amount of push-ups to girls as boys boys girls weebs when they go to japan and there are no anime girls and men's d are not made of pixels what is this place 1989 it's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with pcs in 30 years adding medieval weapons to dogs playing on the beach needs to become a thing top 10 organs to sell two by a gaining pc finally i can use my little brother for something good me being the little brother my time has come phillips head hex head flat head no head this one sparks joy this one does not spark joy daughter dad i accidentally totaled the car even though you said i couldn't borrow it tonight that oh sweetie are you okay son forgets to say excuse me after a sneeze dad the freaking when your day is going too well and you don't trust it and some shiz finally goes down ah there it is the freaking this whole another lockdown thing like some of us ever left the first one my country our country has plastic women has yekaterina with ak and will have many presidents same president for next 50 years beer belly man vodkas love racist karen babuska with rpg obese men squatting gopnik what could you give me everything when you've been waiting to walk across the street for a minute and then a car finally stops for you thank you random citizen like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Id: _140fV6I2M4

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 14 2020