Im 14 and This is Deep...😢😢😢 #72[REDDIT REVIEW]

[Music] [Applause] tsunami t is silent honest h is silent island s is silent q u is silence bullies school is science wait a minute what'd i just say i am 14 and this is like my new microphone it's jack's microphone i forgot mine so he'll lend it to me it's very enticing i kind of want to do dirty things with it but i must hold myself for it is not mine to violate sexually and orally just know that i want to very deeply other things are a deep 14 year olds no wait that's so sorry today we're reviewing i'm 14 and this is d this is a classic subreddit it's beautiful i love it i love it so much 14 year old fell in deep hole next to his house you know that person was 14 and have been dipping deep as hell dude you gotta respect thing don't call yourself 14 and not being deep like this boy is he okay should i be laughing at this i'm in green lakes upstate new york it's about 200 feet deep i'm 14 by the way well you're not in the lake are you dumbass don't waste my time 14 year olds this facebook logo makes sense now because the giant f on an app called facebook didn't make sense before thank god we have discovered this i was so confused but now i am enlightened i am enlightened i understand everything in the universe the f in the f where your book logo is a man staring down on the phone ask me anything for i am deepest of them all [Music] i'm tired of hearing how everything in your life wasn't good enough including me i'm laughing so hard someone made this gif black and white to make it more dramatic but it's literally from a movie about a talking fish and a vegetarian shark no it's deep you don't understand the black one is called a killer that white one is called grey [Music] no do you feel it do you feel the enlightenment just striking you like actual lightning i understand the world butch gave her all she wanted tom gave her all he had [Music] my god me when i actually find something deep on this subreddit maybe maybe i am [Music] ah what's that anime icon avatar that everyone had that's black and white and there's a guy crying ah you wouldn't understand my range of emotion [Music] a bunch of betters i never cried in my life yeah the bart simpson one works too just put some low-fi hip-hop over it and my god i'm i've experienced such unique emotions that no one ever had i'll have a billy alicia's bad meme how original and her music is for 14 year old girls daring today are we wow you made an observation that no one else ever has incredible cigarettes are food for broken souls oh your soul is broken i make people happy go away weed bad influence i wake people up so they can work like robots coffee my lifesaver oh my god guys this is so true have you ever thought about this cocaine i make people happy and more energetic but coffee bad what the society make all drugs legal now society or else i'll deep throat this microphone don't ask me why i'm silent because if i speak then i will speak only about black holes time travel quantum physics etc and then everyone else will remain silent someone made this i think i will not speak to you thank you very much entry men women damn that's powerful one of my favorite posts here this pressure for meant to be scratch shaped really pisses me off sometimes i'm glad that you all understand women never understand in this industry a girl freaks up what the fake such a worthless piece of [ __ ] also go die in the hole guy [ __ ] up oh my god king don't worry everyone makes mistake we know you have a good heart and we'll be here for you forever excuse me i don't believe you have to be a scrub [ __ ] square [ __ ] disgusting the hypocrisy i want a nokia but society won't let me just buy a [ __ ] nokia no one gives a [ __ ] why do i even bother no one's gonna buy my sasuke painting why does no one buy myself skip anything no one understands no one can possibly understand the pain of banana art world read the first letter of each emoji i am an uh [Music] dude goosebumps holy heck dude ice apple mountain eyes nose pig apple eyes nose [Music] the [ __ ] did you just say ice apple mountain why does no one understand my eyes apple why does no one understand my pig apple eyes nose you don't understand my pig apple eyes nose mom no one understands me pig apple light's nose don't be ugly don't be young don't be racist just be you damn let it really be the best place the epic wholesome pewdiepie chu chunga chunga chunga reeves moment right there i really felt my soul when i die i want my heart donated to nasa so they can finally see what the black hole looks like nice holy [ __ ] dude they got a [ __ ] black hole in here what the [ __ ] yeah what happened to all emos like what do they do now huh what are you up to little emos what are you just conspired they're hiding in the shadows you know they're up to something they're up to no good god damn it the power of water the most beautiful photo you'll see to get today man's gonna drown dude see this shows everything wrong with society why is there not water society huh you don't care about handicaps is that why vote for leader for what their society now sugar and salt looks almost same hold up hold no hold up here hold that no sugar and salt look almost the same oh my god oh my god dude that's [ __ ] crazy oh my god i'm enlightened i understand everything sugar and salt looks almost the same and same as an s2 sss there must be some cryptic message here what if we convert it into emojis all right name these brands okay la co la cost apple mcdonald's facebook volkswagen nike name these plants uh we got some maple we got some oh god i don't know all of them oh my god they slap you in the oh my god i felt that reality just slapped me in the face right there love her music but this belongs here can everyone stop being everyone else no flipping way this is funny because everyone that likes billy ellis seems to dress like her did you stop stealing my style god damn it i literally cannot survive without injecting pubg to my blood stream why is pump g in there i gotta have it bro i gotta get that chicken dinner or else i starve you don't understand mom black or white we are all the same inside racism cured everybody we did it thanks to two eggs that's all it took we will look back on this day in the history books to the men that compare the eggs i can't believe this man just fix raises him he did it bravo what am i even looking at [Music] toilet brain tick-tock bad i mean i hate tick tock but man what the hell is this we live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police thank you garut thank you i never thought about that one before next time my house is getting robbed i'll call the pizza man i'll call 20 pizzerias they should all be able to take them out right plus they have pizzas too you can throw them in the face like frisbees plus then we'll know which one is stronger papa john's or dominos i've always wondered someone saved me from this never-ending nightmare this mcdonald's makes shake i don't know why i started drinking it it's a nightmare i can't help me help me will someone save bethany please she's 14 it's tough to slurp her slurp girl delete her boy okay boy delete him girl but he's my friend [Music] today's lesson go crazy boy simp pretty accurate i would say well done so tell me where should i go to the left where nothing is right or to the right whereas nothing is left sorry i'm sorry men are like bluetooth oh boy i look forward to hear this one he's connected to you when you are nearby but searches for other devices when you're away women are like wi-fi they poopy be open for anyone no she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one nice bluetooth can only connect to one device at a time and would need confirmation from both devices to connect successfully wi-fi connects to multiple devices and can be set without a password women's are women are hoarse basically thank you wifi i knew it i'm joking by the way where gold medals are won where gold medals are earned just keep swimming out in the ocean that's where you earn your gold medal what the hell is this me on the outside me and the inside i mean probably damn thomas the tank engine sock spitting facts dude parents your room is a mess you should see my life nobody likes you nobody loves you nobody thinks you're pretty nobody wants to talk to you nobody wants you to live don't worry my name is nobody your name is paul pavlovsky shut the [ __ ] up i'll tell you about quantum physics and theory of relativity i will tell you about your future why does no one want to know about quantum physics i'm the only one that likes quantum physics it's such a struggle i have no one to talk to you about quantum fix i get their relativity oh my god it's me okay a woman slightly is tested when her man has nothing a man's loyalty is tested when he has everything what god damn it god damn it guys are you 14 i thought we were through this you're 9 or 19 not 14. god damn it i've never been so disappointed you it works both ways plus i've never said this my sister never said this no one has ever said this ah oh you're ruined i'm supposed to make fun of these not you oh my god i've never been so disappointed phone is dead laptop's dead i'm dead i'm dead my dude god damn it the more you know the dumber you sound to stupid people mom none of the pictures in the club want to know about quantum physics are you a winning son no one wants to read about the quantum physics i don't understand where do you work out at the library me this head with that body that's me that's fitly right there the most ascended enlightened individual on the planet never take advice from someone that isn't in peak foresee never oh water is so nice water doesn't call me an idiot water huge props huge props whoever took time to do that well done i'm fine my twin however is having a mental breakdown he's been punching the ground on stop for hours someone make him stop please i feel great however thanks for asking some people smoke to enjoy it i smoke to die yeah i'm sure you'll enjoy it so much when you're going through chemotherapy dumb shut up sad but true truly sad if inner beauty is what really mattered the gym wouldn't be so crowded the library would never be so empty we need gyms and the library i keep telling you guys fitlife fitlit junk food balanced meal rest in peace logic wait logic died oh no i thought he was gonna stream on twitch thank you for watching this episode i'm 14 and deep i sure feel deeper than ever i am invited smash live for more enlightened content and i'll see you guys tomorrow unless i end it here right now i shouldn't joke about that okay hero ah children of nine parts it's time to raise what was once forgotten what creatures fart spells and poop troops awaits poopty is coming to nintendo switch and remember it has a very big pp pre-order promotion i mean [Music]

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 7,763,260

Rating: 4.9550433 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: m-euJkoOrvg

Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020

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