Cuphead: The Complete Run + DLC

what are some notoriously hard video games a few that come to mind are battle toads super meat boy elden ring classic mega man super mario brothers 2 no not that one celeste and cuphead i remember when cuphead was first announced and like many immediately becoming enamored with its unique art style only to find out that it was a brutal run and gun and with a delicious last course on the horizon and endless requests from all of you because you enjoy my suffering i'm gonna play through the entirety of cuphead but there's a catch to really dial up the pain to an 11 i'm not allowed to purchase any upgrades so i need to beat the game with only the peashooter fun right uh wrong and because i like to do things that you guys ask me there's something that i'm going to ask you to do because it seems like a lot of you are watching unsubscribed and i'm closing in on a big milestone so find it in your heart to do the literal smallest of tasks and subscribe it really helps out and that's it let the suffering begin i love the overworld in this i'm just gonna go for a little stroll over here gonna go hello mr applehead how you doing i'm a real boy so you see this shop that's a no-no we will be buying nothing and time to enter our first stage the forest follies all right i'm probably not gonna die at all because i'm so good at this game you will not find a better cuphead player on the internet watch this it's going to be too easy can i um yep i can do that oh hello mr jelly man it's going to be hard to do commentary because um i got i got to focus i got to focus here but like i said best cuphead player alive getting ready for that delicious last course oh hello acorn maker oh crap first try baby i'm not even warmed up yet okay you just bounce dragon quest slime whoa hello i only really need the peashooter just i'm looking at this like a mega man x game cause that's what cuphead is cuphead is a mega man x game i don't need no power ups just mega buster only hey what are you doing now i don't remember whoop you're big now violet you're turning violent you're blowing up funny oh wait hang on i have uh i have ex shots oh no i should have ducked all right who's keeping track of deaths if you've ever done a shooter only run let me know how it went in the comment section or if you're looking for a challenge i dare you i'm gonna duck here thank you that was close oh you feel okay mr blueberry oh you're dead now literally the easiest boss when i died that's right i gotta fight tombstone this must be how sega feels every time sonic team has to make a new game got him played a lot of bullet hells in my day i know how it goes what who hit me bam shooting them rockets those bullet bills [Music] okay ah oh damn i've missed it that's bull get it bull she turns into one no i gotta finish watching the cuphead show i only watched a few episodes but oh i see i see it but it's a great show it's like perfectly geared towards kids and adults although i don't know why they would make a cuphead cartoon to appeal to kids because this game is hard as balls i died it's the ufos i remember when this game was first announced i waited so long for it then it finally came out and i click i didn't mean to do that and i cleared it like a champ damn ufos man oh you know they say sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you that's not true whoever said that has never fought this chick that was close let's see who do we have over here mr axe face what are you looking at my chip i got it in the war all right you know what i don't want to mess with that guy i will say though that when this game was coming out i didn't expect it to be well that was bad i didn't expect it to be a uh just a boss rush i thought there was going to be all right i guess i thought it was going to be more stages and then a boss at the end not that i'm complaining because i do love the way the game turned out i wouldn't change anything except for maybe make the game harder anyway oh hello i'm just trained to have my finger down on the shoot button i'm trigger happy are you dead see if i was a real masochist i would try to just get the highest rank on everything oh it's funny because it's a fish fishing i love the design of these ghosts just like that whole game in general like how could you dislike the art style this guy's got a little mustache and bowler hat oh i think you're getting close too bad okay come on out gosh i don't know how to thank you boys for saving me oh i know i'll just resurrect myself as dlc oh we destroyed it locked a new super i don't need it this is a vanilla run in time for the most iconic of cuphead bosses is it floral fury when you think of cuphead like what's the first boss you think of ah he's throwing his seat at us oh damn it a lot a lot of stuff happening here just let me i'll remember oh crap where's that dance move homie's breaking it down i so badly just want to get the three parries but i also kind of want to get through this in one piece i think i can do this without raging too bad this whole game cuphead is a solved game i already have all the uh patterns downloaded see let me give you the trick to uh playing bullet hells you wanna kind of zone out so you could uh i don't know how to explain this without sounding crazy but when i need to see more of the screen i stop looking at a specific part of the screen and i kind of i don't know i i zone out does that make sense it's clearly not doing me any favors i'm gonna die right here i got nutted whoa i almost exited myself off maybe i should avoid using the ex shots but i kind of need to i swear i parried that you see what's gonna happen here is i'm gonna struggle a little bit with the uh the earlier bosses and then as we get further into the game i'm going to unlock my true potential just you wait and see the more i die the stronger i get consider this weed whacked what is this the dye house seems appropriately named oh it's uh mr king dice himself how you doing sir your mugs ain't going nowhere until you finish up here that means giving them debtors their medicine all of them now scram botanic panic i missed this one gotta fight the big corn monster or he's a potato he's shooting turds at me is there a corn monster or am i just mixing this up with castle crashers maybe i gotta fight multiple vegetables ah stop you crying or i'll give you something to cry about i'm probably just mixing it up with uh who's got a third eye because carrot is the doctor strange of the cuphead universe oh i gotta tell you don't have an itchy face when you're playing this game you go to scratch that's when you die okay that was easy oh this is where you fight the two frogs i love this boss fight i like how everyone in the background is so cheery they're like dinner and a show come on i carried i parry let me tell you i just fought the mantis lords in hollow knight so if you think a little 2v1 is going to scare me what are you doing what's happening oh it's like get in my mouth billy he's always just like finding a rhythm in this game find the rhythm you're golden or in this case pink wow i have one health and we're so close to the end i'm gonna die maybe i won't the cuphead god does not die close oh i was right there oh hang on it's switching up on me all right that's easier i can do that so is it completely different or does it matter like who i kill first if you get like the bouncing balls or the green ones easy all right i think that clears the entire first island let's go check on king dice and see if he'll let us go to the next island well ain't that a pit looks like you boys really put the kibosh on them debtors you can head on over to the next aisle plenty more marks for you to lean on over there all right inkwell isle 2 and we're going to give mugman a little bit of love much nicer over here can i fight this genie oh crap he's throwing a lot of stuff in me this genie is a hoarder nope where'd you go where'd you where'd you go i died he just spawned on top of me i think we gotta shoot the head right this is just flappy bird so what do we have to do to a hundred percent the game do we just have to complete every level we don't have to get like top rank on everything i don't know why i'm continuing with one health knowing well that i'm probably gonna have to restart oh it's a cuphead marionette i'm using my secret ability which is phasing out my vision all right that was closer i know i'm struggling a little bit but god this game is so good i forgot how good it was and i'm really excited for the dlc which is going to be a separate video and then we'll just merge the two into a super cut because that's what we do here oh he's big now i don't remember like a fraction of the things they throw at you in this game oh there we go knockout easy oh i remember this one this one was a pain in the ass i like cupcakes the best way to eat a cupcake is to rip it in half and then to uh put part of the cake on top so you make kind of like a cupcake sandwich oh i went to parry you know what i'm talking about well you take off the bottom half of the cupcake and you put it on top of the icing so you don't take a bite and it's just like a face full of icing she's like damn it you destroyed my waffle man [Music] screw you so many things happening [Music] oh candy corn no problems killing you because candy corn is trashed here i get into this debate every year around halloween candy corn is not good if you think it is you enjoy eating wax nothing wrong with that some people like glue it's a preferred taste who's next stop stopper pac-man son of a damn it feel like this is the easiest one but it's also the one that i mess up on the most because of the trailing gob stopper or jawbreaker i hate this guy please no this is not an easy game to commentate while playing i think she's last she's like if you want something done right you got to do it yourself oh god that's terrifying come on please knock out knock out knock out knock out knock out knock out knock out oh i thought it was going to go down we were so close to look at that i'm just going to watch the head if i watch the head i should be able to do this [Music] oh boy i almost jumped into that oh we got him whoa all right we just ate some sweets let's go on the roller coaster so we can throw everything up oh i remember this one being a pain in the balls yep i think i remember every fight being a pain i mean isn't that the point of the game something you should probably know about me is i have a big sweet tooth like love love baked goods love ice cream and before i sat down to record this i actually uh had a nice ice cream sandwich from carvel it was a chocolate ice cream chocolate sprinkles between two chocolate chip cookies i'm a simple man i like the simple things in life come on all right new content it's got horseshoe rings it's all coming back to me it's been a minute but i'm starting to remember oh okay what's next i think we have one more phase oh god i don't like clowns come on knock out knock out knock out knock out now come on knock out i know it's coming i know it's coming oh god come on please give me a knockout give me a knockout give me a knockout sorry but this ride is closed for safety reasons this is great i can ride everything in the park there's no lines we can even go on the water right here oh my god you have failed and perished [Music] times that's it all right never mind i i don't need the comment section to do it i got this weird reflection in the pond to tell me how bad i am at the game so we know that up to this point i've failed 42 times give me your predictions right now what's the final count oh you got pellets in there the baby balloons whatever your guess was for the uh the final number you might want to up it by like 30 percent it's got like that super mario world ragtime like doesn't this part sound exactly like super mario world's athletic theme it's like almost exact mustard ketchup you guys like ketchup or mustard on a pretzel what about a hot dog i don't eat hot dogs anymore because it's mystery meat see this i'm talking right here mystery meat gross is that it did we do it bravo oh no it's a plain stage oh wait hang on i remember i remember i'm gonna spit out some yoshi eggs why you got nails attached to your head why you got that oh we got a nuke open wide for chunky who's the uh the champion in league of legends that they throw feathers i don't know i i played league like hardcore from season two on and then i think the last champion that came out was like pike and i was like yeah i'm done come on come on come on come on oh god like dodging skills see you want to follow the pattern you want to go in circles with him final phase let's do it ah he's in a stretcher he's spitting garbage out oh no oh damn it phase four three health i'll keep in mind now that the other pill split it's ain't your typical doctor mario all right it is done oh what oh god i i don't remember this one at all did i skip this no i couldn't have shame i got this far i only have one health left just right uh so i gotta know you know what is your uh what is your best run in cuphead how many deaths because i don't really know what my uh my original run was but i can tell you right now this one's likely going to be better you know it's funny when this game came out and i thought it was going to be more stages like this and not so much a boss rush i was a little disappointed but now after having played the game i don't like the run and gun stages i think i just prefer the boss rush oh that's creepy [Music] ow oh okay oh [Music] i completely missed it ah we're close to the end too okay all right home free where are you oh another wall we dealt with this already uh oh oh oh oh just means he's gonna tongue you over the teeth and through the gums look out stomach here it comes we did it i remember loving this one i love the design of this one in the colors his name is grim matchstick [Music] oh whoa where'd that come from okay i see in the corner of my eye the tail now don't fall for that again oh this is a fever dream watch out for the launching fireballs oh i didn't mean to jump down i meant to jump up he's like it's quitting time everybody out all right what's next i got one health left he's a hydra yeah this boss fight is so cool the trick here is i don't want to hit the fire orbs because then they explode into more fire i want to be done with this boss i want to move on with my life i want to be able to sleep tonight i'm going to see this in my nightmares [Music] oh it was like two hits away all right i'm zoned in i got it this time he's going down i'm like i'm feeling ultra instinct right now you know what sucks is i was having a halfway decent run i was like wow i haven't died that many times and then the dragon boss came along come on where's the knockout oh thank god oh jesus holy crap i don't even want to tell you how long i spent on this boss grim matchstick i i thought i liked this boss i guess not i kind of i don't want to know but i do oh my god all right up to the third island we switch back to cuphead ah okay i remember this one we scrolling so uh we had a real despair arc during the uh hang on i can't i can't talk so i have to avoid [Music] [Laughter] okay so far so good eat that man i am so excited for the uh delicious last course the dlc you see how they did that very clever and they confirmed that it's going to be like three to four hours of content so it's basically its own game they're a mod where like we use our middle finger to shoot instead of the pointer finger that's not good that's not good every dodge oh geez [Music] ah she fisted me that's what honey nut cheerios are made of your mother's ass what was i thinking wanting to replay this game but once i beat it for content you can't take that away from me we immortalized ourselves on the channel see i actually i screwed myself by doing a pea shooter only run because i feel like this could be over way faster but i committed to it no turning back now so far so good that's a lot of there's a lot of fists for a little cup hey let's go oh it's a great value pluto which is a blatant popeye ripoff oh jesus christ where did you come from [Music] all right oh okay spitting stuff okay i see the shark coming now cannonball shark fine you gotta have like six eyes to follow everything ah damn whoa where you come from what are you doing oh god got the worst mario kart item oh he don't feel too good i gotta shoot his little uvula oh god he's got a hyper beam come on we're like right there just just die he's touching the flag isn't he you son of a no i'm doing it this time otherwise i i have to quit i don't make the rules he's got his eyes on me he's like i'm gonna fall on you you bastard not this time [Applause] shove that down your throat captain briny beard sounds like something you want to get taken care of all right how about a nice relaxing run and gun stage it's a nice chill running gun just enjoying the fresh sea air and the sound of waves it's relaxing actually oh geez yeah i i remember this okay we gotta we gotta outrun this dude i just i gotta know in the world of cuphead what is pissing everyone off so much it's inflation isn't it everyone's so angry i should have killed this crustacean when i have the chance oh he's got lightning that's right we gotta we gotta like keep dinging his head otherwise i think he gets mad come on your stupid cephalopod take me to the end i'm squeezing my controller i want to break it so bad why did they decide that i have like everything this is the one that needed to have wind physics no come on no no no no no we got this right right everyone viewers right we got this right right everyone right right right right right right oh this is a good fight i like this one you know what that's what i said about the dragon and then we saw how that turned out a little off topic but uh i'm kind of i need things to talk about so i just finished volume one of uh stranger things four and man that last episode was bonkers i don't know if we have any fans in the uh in the viewers but damn it was crazy look at that turtle doing fisticuffs down there he's like let me add him let me add him [Music] so many things on the screen this one's overkill oh i knew she was crazy oh petrified oh god okay so i need to get closer so i don't get completely obliterated by her i said oh god you turned the stone oh we decapitated her oh god all right so now not only is she an obstacle here but we have to make sure we don't hit the coral [Music] oh god oh skull skull bubble skull bubble that's okay still have three health and we got our like towards the oh wow okay that was much easier than i thought it was going to be cuphead why is he always celebrating like even after beating a boss that took us like 30 tries he celebrates the same way that he would if it took three tries this guy is like hey what are you doing i'm gonna marry that broad or however they talked in like the 20s baby's throwing bottles out the window don't they know there's a formula shortage that's a hot commodity oh i remember this now i gotta crack this open the wave comes and then we dash over there we go now i got it big wave kona big wave all right final act now don't take a bow just yet yeah we gotta go over the uh the umbrella well everyone's throwing roses actually this is a pretty easy final act for a boss i'll take it give me the knockout where are you thank you and i'll take a bow these are fun just fun little mini games practice your parrying oh he's a big boy i always split into mini boys come on die wait are you ready you're already dead sorry i mean uh perish i i don't know go away did we have to destroy the building i don't know if that was necessary oh it's the rat in the can dude remember this one i i do we gotta bounce on the mouse traps to go over him so i gotta know this guy could afford a cannon and ammunition the best he could do for a vehicle is a tin can can i i can stand on this i'll get smushed or roasted doing better here oh every time i say something i jinx it i jinx myself all right he just died i'm gonna fight the cat now i really think this is the last boss before we head over to uh inkwell hill and fight king dyson the devil unless there's some other ones that i'm just not seeing oh chump it almost sounds like he's doing tom's yell when he comes out just that's a blatant rip off of tom from tom and jerry because he's i don't know bluish gray cat [Music] come on okay i was him the whole time all right we're so very close to the end but also very far away oh damn he's got the boomerang pickaxes boomer kawanger over here ow shame i have to do this on the first try towards it the wind killed me last time that's what it was i bastard now i got one health left which means some bs is going to kill me like like what the hell is that thing how close are we to the end are we close oh god damn it we gotta fight this cyclops do i gotta fight him or just run from him platforming i can do oh god oh god come on fast go hey we did it all right final boss i think and then we go to inkwell hill junkyard jive oh i remember this one another dope fight oh sh oh i remember now i gotta shoot him in his hole actually i have to destroy a couple things i'm gonna destroy that i'm gonna destroy his chest oh i'm gonna die yep got nowhere to go how am i still alive how uh i think i just overall have an easier time with the playing stages because i played so many bullet hells in my life i played a ton of r-type 3 on the super nintendo it's like an unhealthy amount oh hit him with the big one we broke it what's next oh his heart ah my face i'm curious going into the final stages like what my death count is i'm guessing it's got to be like 175. we can do this he can do this shot his head off fine this has to be the last phase please be the last phase okay i think this is doable if i just all right here we go because if i beat him then it's time we go to hell oh god oh come on we can do it oh that's one all right we're it's okay okay we got two more got two more just don't blink uh my eyes are burning if i blink i die i just i can't i blinked no no no no no come on give me the knockout we're so close i smell it i smell victory we did it all right take a deep breath i think i think that's everything i lied we got the train oh i also remember this one we have to move the thing up by uh okay right into the eyeballs i guess why you got so many eyeballs mr ghost oh crap god the art in this game is so good right in the chin bozo okay another phase down i don't trust that oh geez oh what hit me uh yeah okay there we go we're gonna spank him to get him to show us his heart easy enough the heart wants what the heart wants am i right makes me wonder how easy is this game with upgrades because uh when i played it the first time i'm pretty sure i also did pea shooter only ah you know what's crazy a lot of these boss fights from start to finish are like two minutes long it feels like the longest two minutes of my life come on come on knock out he was one shot away come on i can't reach it oh i hit the wrong button i meant to do it uh christ on a cracker we can do it we can do it yes all right so that's actually the last boss now we got to try our luck in the casino inkwell hell all i saw was hell at first i was like i'm already in hell doesn't matter all right we made it king dice's bachelor pad because you you know that guy's not married well looky here you guys actually pulled it off but you made me lose a bet and for that you ain't seeing the boss just yet all right so if i remember correctly he rolls his dice or i roll the dice and then it's like a different battle depending on what it is it's like a boss rush my dice rolling here is just as good as it is in mario party finally mario party with cigarettes don't smoke kids do i get a refill on health if i beat one of the bosses probably not right yeah like one health it's not happening you guys couldn't hook it up i mean these are easier bosses yo they took out the d20 trying to roll a crit oh there it is okay i have to get that heart i think i get one for it bam all right cool why is this one creepy i mean they're all kind of creepy a little bit come on just get in there they have very limited move sets of course i died of course start all the way from the beginning and with a knockout i need a two for a heart ah damn it i've had a lot of practice with the swirly ghosts in uh super mario world you can try it come on knock out knock out knock out knock out thank you okay if i roll a two and then another two get some health that's not what i needed died last time what hit me oh good i get an extra heart for that i didn't know if i could go above three and it's a boss that i'm pretty familiar with so this works out this is the weirdest uh anti-smoking psa that i've ever seen do you guys have dare in school or am i just really old and they only did that for me when a cop would come and they would tell you not to do drugs all right easy come easy go in that heart can we roll another three okay let's do it [Music] two there we go safe can i roll three all right cool cool cool we're supposed to be shooting oh hang on i don't think i've ever done this one he's getting faster it's getting angrier i just say what do i have to unlock i guess that's it it's actually it's not that bad um i think that one's here nope this is a really cool boss fight also a really easy one come on king dice you couldn't uh recruit some harder henchmen yeah crane game monkey it's the best you can do so do we have to kill him or just match everything i feel like matching everything is probably what you have to do here knockout i need to roll a three watch me roll it two okay we did it [Music] what all right here we go why are you on that side this time all right five health you can't possibly screw me this time he's so slimy king dice stupid mustache he looks like he hits women i got two he's taking my life really quickly are you kidding gonna make it this far only to die to a bunch of cards [Music] oh yeah you wish well well well look how far you've come not only did you bust up my good for nothing lackey king dice but i see you've got my soul contracts as agreed hand them over and join my team all right fight psych welching on me just like all the others eh oh he's a canadian devil all right i don't remember what you can do so it's probably gonna take me quite a few deaths to figure it out they're gonna happen real fast see i'm just i'm dying a lot because i'm just downloading all the information that's all this one's new oh oh that's weird just i gotta time that right otherwise these cheeks are getting clapped by her head spider head you guys hyped for uh across the spider verse sucks that got delayed that's so scary looking for a devil never expect him to be a furry either [Music] okay these two all right all right i'll go to hell all right fine okay okay fat bomb thank you for the free parry oh hang on new face dropping the floor out oh god there's so much happening oh boy it's like 2 30 in the morning right now and here i am fighting the devil so i can go to sleep and i can't just like quit now i'm warmed up like that would be stupid and how many more deaths i would get if i came back fresh although sometimes it's better to come back with like a fresh pair of hands so you don't end up doing stuff like this that was it too that was the run one more try he says to himself as the hours continue to pass just one more try i swear this is it i know i'm actually i'm feeling pretty confident no lie see look i got it i got this easy oh wow oh so that's what happens if you don't hit it boy that's actually the best that i've done at that you know what maybe mugman is the kitchenware for the job give cuphead a break give mugman some of the glory ow okay that's that's enough glory all right mugman you're in hell now i mean i know you've probably been in hell for a while because cuphead steals all the spotlight the game is named after him no no no okay come on yeah that's right cry baby keep crying oh i had to parry the tears i feel like i'm being possessed by the devil i want to be done i forgot how excruciating this game was because i beat it once a while ago i just i i forgot this pain when i should have remembered the pain aw crap how i killed okay just move on move on stay calm you can do it i tried to dunk it all right new strategy i'm gonna save all my cards this this part right here i feel like i've got this kind of got the rhythm down here's where i'm going to use all of them i'm just going to go gung-ho trigger happy with my cards oh i should oh i meant to jump there all right recovery recovery recovery you could do it you can do it i'm in the the grief stage where i i'm in denial that i'm gonna be able to do this and stay sane i know you get mad i know you're gonna cry oh you're gonna cry a little baby you're gonna cry yeah hey you like that you like that you stupid cry baby you like that you like that you got to be oh i turned into mickey mouse for a second sorry oh just die just you stupid devil i'm sick of you we're we're doing it this time we're doing it we're doing it this mug is half full baby of milk or tears um i don't know whatever is in the mug the brothers have triumphed over the demon forcing him to finally give up we shall accept your surrender devil cuphead left but we're not done just yet no we're done we're done here whoops almost forgot the most important part of the video we gotta see how many times we died oh old man in the pond how bad am i at video games 265 times the next day of course he's right by the death pond he's he's just he's got a boat he's he's waiting to take us away oh look we're sailing i love this that sun looks very menacing what could legendary chalice be looking for all the way out here she's dead by the way gosh cuphead i don't know i hope she's okay oh there she is jumping jellybeans you boys made it i have the most amazing news and it all has to do with this here cookie take a bite and see for yourselves this is how most stories oh god whoa hang on a second what was in that cookie it literally killed mugman i guess if you eat too many cookies you'll become a ghost uh that's kind of dark but whatever diabetes anyway follow me boys i'll explain everything he's just trying really hard not to get sucked into the ghost zone for ages i've been trying to find a way to escape the astral plane but nothing worked until now let me introduce you to chef saltbaker the greatest chef in all the lands ah miss chalice i see my cookie has worked wonders on you oh my stars oh my star oh it's a temporary cookie joke's on you by the way here's a new recipe one bite of this wonder tart you'll have complete control over the astral plane he's like what's the secret ingredient oh you know it's people i gotta say though i much prefer going to find ingredients to make cookies than uh even getting souls can i have a cookie for the road no all right where are we going first i guess these uh these wiggly rocks right gnome way out puns all right i'm going into this completely blind and we're gonna do this the same way that we did the cuphead run i'm wait can i not parry do i have a double jump and what i mean by that is i'm doing a peashooter only run i feel like she's got different abilities that don't include parrying because i feel like i tried to parry and it didn't work geese crossing oh yep there there they are they're crossing i use my special zone out technique which a lot of you were like yeah i also do that there goes this beard okay i love this i i love it i mean i hate it but i love it oh wait hang on i forgot ex attacks all right you did it for the main game give me your predictions on how many deaths you think i'm gonna get be generous when did they announce the dlc i feel like it was forever ago right now we're just finally getting it and probably gonna be worth the wait and i think uh the devs said that this dlc is supposed to be like three to four hours of content so uh more like eight or nine hours of pain and suffering i just i want to get through this without raging too much i think that's definitely doable using my peripheral vision i've zoned out i've officially entered the gamer state all right that's the next wait i still have three health do i have four is miss chalice i gotta eat last phase is in the belly you might want to get that checked out sir i don't know what you've been eating i guess a lot of chicken oh damn what what where am i going what is happening oh okay i am stupid why did i not remember that there was a dash button the dash is the parry what kind of ass backwards gameplay is that dude that's so weird i feel like i have to unlearn everything that i learned you see they're geese but you got a duck give me a break oh damn bones damn everything okay i think the best course of action here how many deaths are we up to now a lot she's so sad when she dies she's like i gotta go back it's like goku leaving at the end of z you see my saving grace in the og game is that i kind of already knew what was happening i don't have that benefit here i gotta learn i need to adapt i need to retry now watch i will lose four hearts in about four seconds one two three no don't do it [Music] you know what probably sucks too this is the easy boss it's the first one it's only going to get worse chuck's moving he's moving ladies and gentlemen i got an achievement all right let's see where do you want it oh i was gonna say where do we want to go next then they just rolled out the red carpet or the wooden ladder hell ye cups i bid thee welcome to my floating palace i am the one true king the king of games i feel like someone else has the title king of games can i grant you a place in my royal tourney i can't use my charms i've i haven't even been using oh i can't use anything oh i see hang on just start from the beginning all right so i literally can't shoot anything i just gotta dash into everyone i'm just gonna knock everyone's heads off just decapitate everyone get back here oh i see it's getting crazier got him okay oh we murdered everybody how many of these are there you calling me oh i i'm afraid ow okay can't do that ow so it's hand-to-hand combat you want a i don't know what to do yo that was sick uh okay tell me i got to do everything all over again a w for me and an l for you the horse told me to hold the l dude i don't have the reaction time [Music] oh i almost hit him three times there that would have been cool sir i don't have patience so i could probably get a good two in if i really read him like not there like here we could massacre him he's gotta be almost dead and i got two health left so we chillin just if i cannot get hit one more time and i can there we go as i say i'll have a great oh oh off to the glue factory for you all right what do you got next for me oh that was it only two probably have to come back later okay let's fight an actual boss i'm wondering are they running guns in this or like are there just no running guns it's all bosses i feel like it would be a mix when you get the big fishy oh it's like a abominable oh god what they turn into a fridge ice cubes coming out smaller heads oh my god so this wizard or whatever he's just a mech pilot because he summons this giant snowman and it just absorbs him i wanna see phase three can i just see it i just wanna see it okay finally so i'm gonna die here because i have one health which is fine i guess [Music] but getting close three health going into this all right there's gonna be a cake walk all i needed was two three is overkill dude's popping his eyeballs out what is that thing show me the knockout show me the knockout no here hold this yeah no we got him i'm blasting away here look at this i'm too clean with the schmovement i'm too clean with this movement golly a perfect score that's cause i'm perfect no and you have just cuphead chilling in the shadow realm all right what else is alive around here this uh this creepy staircase is all wiggly the bootlegger boogie oh hold up hold up they're making moonshine down here okay so far uh not like terrible all he's doing is just like calling his homies he's got a lot of homies just walking around with his phone he's like yeah charlie he's here show me the next phase show me something new what is what is happening am i at a burlesque show i have a feeling okay i was gonna say i'm feeling not gonna be able to touch some of that oh my god my brain is not it's not working it's just a matter of time uh damn it damn it am i even shooting the right thing i don't have the the processing power in my brain right now it's like 1am i don't know why i thought this was a good time to maybe play some cuphead when this is usually a good time to wind down and relax i am not relaxed at all oh okay phase three the music was too much is an anteater for an aardvark [Music] oh god please stop eating the bugs it's disgusting ah i've walked right into it i actually might be able to set a record here with how few tries it's going to take me to beat a boston cuphead because i don't know i might still be in single digits i have no idea oh you got a little snail into that i didn't see that last time actually at least i could destroy the bug balls bug balls sounds like a really bad 90s snack like oh did you eat bug balls when you were a kid yeah they were nasty tasted like chalk speaking of balls that you can eat you guys remember the og wonder balls they're different now man those are great they came with like sweet tart candies inside i think they were like disney shaped oh hang on this is the run this is the run this this is the run i still i got hit i don't care still the run twice doesn't matter what knockout why was it oh hang on a second you lied to me why's the snail got a gun dude i swear if i die to this dude i'm afraid to stop moving there we go the real knockout all right let's uh let's head over here to uh the cactus high noon hoopla this has to be the cowgirl one that i've been hearing about oh look at her in the uh look at her in the plane okay so i've been playing cuphead all day because we're recording a series for sidequest one where we don't only torture ourselves by doing pea shooter only but oh god this is this is brutal whoa oh god oh she's got it by the neck the messed up part is i don't really know how close i am to finishing this uh it said dlc at 17 which scares the hell out of me i just i i hope that's not the case getting crushed oh god there's so many things like how is this fair so yeah if you want more cuphead content you can head over to our sidequest group channel and uh check us out there we also do other stuff similar to what i do here just just please please support us please i'm torturing myself i like i'm trying to figure out where the best place to exist is in this fight okay i hit the firework that's fine it's fine it's all part of the learning process okay this is phase two oh god there's money flying everywhere it must be from all the sponsors that are hitting me up in my business email you guys weren't kidding this is hard as hell cuphead base game is hard as hell but like they really kicked it up here once you figure out like the ink situation it's not so bad all right we got to phase two without getting hit that's something okay and stuff's bouncing off the floor pink money is this your phase three baby is she all hot dogs oh damn all right you're gonna turn into meat now delicious delicious meat every death i get better i get just a little bit smarter arguably a little bit faster although i think i'm much better at dodging in uh playing levels because turning into small plane definitely makes me more nimble and now i'm hungry this is a very dead thing of me to say but i've been meaning to get a smoker from the backyard just now that i'm a dad i feel like i should be smoking meats just something that oh hang on we're doing okay take that oh damn it all right oh canned meat oh that's gross oh i see i see i see i see you got peppers in there hot dogs with peppers weird i know like i'm getting crushed here but i feel like this phase is kind of easy oh wow we got the big bomb i haven't seen that yet okay don't get greedy don't break focus just stay between the links throw a couple of these out all right so far so good get greedy don't get greedy oh we did it it's time for the moment you've been waiting for oh hang on a second i didn't do the the tutorial for her she's got a dodge roll with invincibility frames oh my god all right what do you got for me today kingy hey the new challenger lies beyond that door okay what do we do here oh i can't uh that's right it's been a second i have to just that's right we have invincibility rolls i wish i knew this earlier am i supposed to like what am i supposed to do oh i gotta put out the flame okay that's cool yeah that's fine i love the animation this game so much all right so we just need to pass them here i am i'm like what hurts me it's really just these bills they just gotta bonk them gotcha all right man these invincibility rolls are broken i say as i roll into something up they're all lit oh god i actually i really like this one this whole uh kings challenge is uh it's really cool instead of doing like the mausoleums it's just it's pac-man logic you can only hit him when he's a different color speaking of pac-man logics is anyone else interested in uh the pac-man world remake that's coming out i didn't play the original but as a sucker for platformers beloved video game icons i feel like i can't pass it on if you want that kind of content if it's something that you're interested in i'll do it all right i'm gonna die throwing a lot my way mr spinny head oh that was it okay never mind just just kidding we're not gonna die i'm actually really good at this video game by reward wealth untold here's three coins here's two coins go get yourself a stick of bubble gum all right i think this is the last one because how many more times can he turn this damn castle oh this is um an executioner who's thinking about like beheading me and it's just a bunch of heads what am i supposed to do here playing like volleyball i'm gonna just like yeah okay i see how many do i need to volley back it's going to be too many the answer's going to be a lot oh watch out for the sparks i don't even see those come on get over there i'll make heads roll or or bounce we're playing like volleyball head ball ball head volley come on everyone get over there when we put our heads together there's nothing we can't do hi i'm betty white and that's one to grow on is it me or the sparks just like getting closer together oh that was good that was close that last one was clutch that reward uh yeah okay come on two more coins cool thanks i permit the special entry to the next there's more i mean surely this is the last one look it's gold oh is it the queen oh this is cool i guess i have to like parry through that or something or maybe roll hey lady you're dropping all your uh your wealth just like scrooge mcduck and just dive into the pile of golden treasure behind you i really wish i knew about this damn invincibility role ages ago making the game hard for myself oh dick bonk the last second we're really close there all right we're gonna do it this time what i want to know is why is she typing on like the typewriter is she doing like her own taxes does she not have people for that i'll just keep focused on the cannons if i don't focus at all on the treasure it won't hit me see i don't even gotta look at it at all eyes on the prize and maybe like a little bit i gotta look at the things that are flying at me there we go all right all right let's have a tea bag and we're just gonna do some roly-polies okay that's the whole tournament this is done all right we cleared the castle i don't know if this is right but this seems like the only boss left the howling aces and doggone dog fight aces plural we're gonna have to fight more than one oh go this is this is oh god what are they are they borking at me he's borking you're not even the best canine ace that goes to snoopy wasn't there like a snoopy red baron beagle game on uh the xbox 360 that everyone loved we getting the phase two yet i i can i see more there we go oh god i don't like this i don't i don't like this they're throwing letters at me the only letter i want thrown to me is a w because we're gonna get one so i've been playing through a base game with the guys and we've been using upgrades and man the homing attack just makes this game incredibly easy stupid dog you made me look bad so i gotta know like which boss did you guys struggle with the most in the delicious last course oh wow okay oh oh god could have parried that one oh my god why am i sideways i don't like this i i hate this this is awful i think i'm gonna have to just like turn my whole ass head for that one okay like why why is this something that has to happen why is this absolutely necessary that i gotta break my neck to play this damn game god this is so stupid all right i'm turning my head i have some health oh god they're gonna make me do a handstand to beat the level see this is hell this is this is just unfair i'm gonna get good at it though i'm gonna do it oh hang on wait a second wait a second my controls are actually pretty decent oh crap okay we're almost almost i shouldn't jump there if i could just remember the colors that i have to jump over i think it's jump over red duck under yellow all right this might be the first time that i've gotten to this part of the fight with full health so uh i'm hoping that's a good sign will it last very long probably not i mean okay this this is new okay all right come on let me right side up cowards flip me right side up only to kill me whoa i just got really weird deja vu like i've been here before i have i've been here like 25 times now but uh i meant like i time traveled real fast you guys ever get deja vu that it's kind of crazy like you've existed in this exact point in time and you knew it was coming and you had a vision of it i don't know what i'm talking about i'm very tired just i'm just letting my mouth say words my fingers press buttons it's all i know i mean my god i don't know how i'm doing half the things that i'm doing i'm exhausted you keep spinning me spin me right round baby oh come on please oh that was the closest we've gotten see what you're not seeing is uh the 24 hours in between me recording the last death and this death so i am not warm when you jump right into cuphead and you're not warm your muscle memory needs to kick back in you imagine if i did this on the first try though like i no i mean it's like the hundredth try but first try like back in you know i'm less tired now i got a full night's sleep so i mean i'll probably make stupid mistakes this is the sideways ones are yeah these are the ones that do me in all right i'm just gonna unleash hell in the form of ex blast oh god damn it i think i hate this boss fight i think i actually hate it it sucks getting to the last phase and then struggling so hard when like i know i can do it but i guess i need a despair arc because i haven't really had one yet in the delicious last course i had plenty of them in the main story play through so far we're hanging in there we're hanging it this the damn dog balls i jumped into it i jumped into it i hate this okay you almost had me there oh god come on no please i want sweet sweet release that's what i want whether it's death or just you know finishing the boss if i get past the sideways ones i feel like i'm okay that you know fine it's fine to open my mouth and immediately put my foot inside of it okay there we go flying high sideways oh i didn't think we were close finally we did it that was the last ingredient oh hang on um we did it that was the last ingredient we needed for the wonder tart let's get back to salt baker lickety-split so like i'm just gonna stroll into this bakery and he's gonna whup my ass isn't he it's not that easy we're not just gonna make the cake and leave the cake is indeed a lie or i guess in this case the tart is a lie um where'd he go i guess we better check this not at all suspicious hatch door that is under the counter that leads uh to a dungeon with with skulls this is probably where he just keeps his extra ingredients oh my god he's evil what a twist welcome back you metal some bratz why are we meddlesome you asked us to get all the ingredients and we did a shame i never told you about the most important ingredient blood or a living soul close enough ah cuphead free him he's a good boy all right i mean i can't say we didn't see this coming now let's okay great off to a fantastic start he killed the sugar man this this is this is probably gonna take a while this is the final boss right this is it i wonder if he's harder than the devil or easier there's like no pattern to these fruits what's the fruit pattern [Music] animal crackers hey you guys like those animal crackers that are like the ones with the pink frosting and sprinkles those are great dude the limes have faces and he just slices them in half he just straight up mur he's murdering oh my god no no please nothing okay you just like squeeze the guts out of the strawberry basket that's fine i guess but like the limes that's brutal i don't know how i'm not getting hit i'm gonna get hit like any second now but the poor the poor doe man he just like beats the entire out of the domain then he slices him up this is a waste of food you know there's starving children in the astral plane i just want to see what the next phase looks like because i feel like there's a long one dude i am dodging and what happened he grabbed me okay um what are these salt boys doing this what am i supposed to be shooting his nose his nose is cracking i've got a bad feeling this is going to take me a while we're going to be here for a cool minute yep dude there's there's no pattern it's just chaos salt baker is the chaotic evil of cuphead bosses let's do the alignment chart let's do it right now he is chaotic evil who's chaotic good bro come on oh salt baker you might be worse than the devil come on grab me i know you want to use those grubby little fingers and take me to the next phase come on just get me out of here i hate this all right here we go here we go all right thank you scoop everything up what am i shoot i guess i'm shooting the the salt and pepper shakers and they fly into his face i guess yeah that seems to be the play you know what the messed up part is i'm gonna have to do this all over again with the homies on side quests because uh we're playing through cuphead like i said earlier but i'm gonna have to carry everyone wow okay did i just get through that entire phase without getting hit so now i just i gotta beat the hell out of these pepper shakers here oh it's funny because the pepper shakers they sneeze i don't know pepper has never once made me sneeze in my entire life i don't know what kind of weird cartoon trope that is god damn it don't stand in the corner note to self and again again i did it i'm a stupid idiot how many times do we have to like fling a pepper shaker into his face oh wait hang on that seems like that's the last time did we no there's no way we did it look at this little saw what is happening oh what the okay once you get the hang of it second phase is actually kind of easy these twirly guys yep again right on my head i just want to see what the next phase is without immediately getting crushed like is that too much to ask for i'm gonna stay out of the way oh god all right he didn't even touch me what is that hitbox is it that's all we getting okay i i can deal all right new content this this seems very final fazey and i have one health with yep okay it's just got massacred by a heart you know it's a really good cookie you guys ever go to costco and you get the kirkland chocolate chunk cookies you need a box of those things cookie tear list lay it on me watch out for the heart which killed me i guess i have to shoot it or parry it can i parry the heart i'm afraid to try okay you can and it just drains it of its blood okay am i doing it is this what i'm supposed to be doing i don't know it doesn't seem right but then again they've uh really leaned on parrying a lot for the dlc all right so like his heart's floating out of his body but like these pillars of salt on the right and left what are these eldritch horrors i swear i dashed into that come on oh come on we were so damn close the difficulty balance of this boss fight is just it's all out of whack because you have like what is an incredibly hard first phase followed by like i don't know i guess one of the easiest final phases and i didn't make the jump i want to scream so loud but i'll refrain okay now i have four health literally cannot do any better than i am now all right i'm feeling good i'm feeling i'm feeling cool only one of us is gonna be salty in this battle and ain't gonna be me come on where is it where where where is it just it's moving faster now faster come on i shot him like a million times give me knockout give me the knockout give me the knockout there we go i defy you heart man salt baker more like salt yeah you better be crying in the background just a mounds of salt you're like i'm free he was a ghost could he not just like i don't know phase through the glass oh body switch that dastardly salt baker he had us hood wink the whole time and i'm a ghost again zuke's this place is coming down let's get at it you're a ghost you don't have to do anything you can do literally nothing [Music] no my bakery i hope you had insurance on the building with the bakery destroyed you're never gonna get that wonder tart chalice that's okay if some poor soul has to be sacrificed for me to live again it just ain't worth it but mark my words boys i'm never gonna stop searching and in the meantime this is like the end of fullmetal alchemist it's just like the end of fullmetal alchemist then salt baker went to jail and he was sentenced to community service that's it did you see him slice all the limes in half uh so uh apparently um there's a secret boss that i forgot about and i'm not one to back away from a challenge i just i don't i don't know how to how to find him but it has something to do with these tombstones oh hang on actually i have to buy something with pork rinds it's a good thing i have like a ton of gold because oh i have to get the eyeball relic that we broke it wait so if i have to equip the broken relic to interact with the oh hello that mean i don't get to be miss chalice when i have to fight the boss this feels like ocarina of time all over again i'm just in the graveyard trying to find the fire arrows it's got to work eventually if i just do every single combination and permutation of gravestones let's try left right upright i did it all right now i need to switch off the actual cookie and then take a little nap yes please i'm exhausted it seems familiar just like mario rpg we have to fight the devil he's back you have to take a nap in the uh in the ghost bed to get the uh the ghost charm what is happening geez look at the background thing what the hell is that it's terrifying okay okay i was expecting to die that's right oh there are no other phases this is it i don't even know like what do i have to do here i am so confused and i just i keep dying so fast i don't know what to do okay water good fire bad we knew that oh damn oh cr i see when i change direction that's when ah that's where the devil goes so i need to like face my back to okay this is so weird i i'm like afraid to go certain ways okay so the the uh the angel can't hurt me he's the homie he won't deal any damage to me oh wow we're like almost halfway through that already dude this gimmick is so confusing i think i'd rather fight salt baker again okay i think i found a rhythm here i think i've i'm like at the end of my rope here i've done it all i i've said everything i've had to say i just have to beat the secret boss because i don't want to listen to any of you guys all right i've decided i'm not going to get fancy i'm going to be patient i'm going to use the peashooter i'm going to dodge all the orbs most of them most of the orbs oh god oh i was so quiet the entire time i didn't think i had him okay we're actually done now could it be did choctabus just finish a peashooter only run of cuphead and the delicious last course you're damn right ghostboy now subscribe and i only died 458 times [Music] you

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Length: 62min 24sec (3744 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 18 2022