CRINGE #34

how can i shift the image up so i can see her feet this is the king of the simps we all got to get some feet picks from time to time but this is taking it a bit too far chief how's the cuties my name is fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some cringe subscribe right now so i can get more subs than mr beast short hair cammy yo we're censoring armpits now what the frick i'm guessing it's because there's weird people on twitter yeah me uncensored them dude anyone who has xx at the start and end of their name is just they're just a creature mate that's literally what every single eight-year-old used to do when they made a gamer tag back in like 2005 on xbox live oh don't do your makeup today wait why well it's just gonna be me you and my boyfriend you don't need to oh yeah but i mean if we're going out i'm probably going to lo okay i'm just saying it's weird if you do all that when it's just me and my boyfriend i don't understand just don't wear makeup lol why do you care so much you're weird that is when you have like zero trust of your friends well literally mate your boyfriend probably looks like shrek like no one cares this is the most insecure relationship of all time bro next up we got some dude going to the drive-through for a little mr beast burger meal really is your life really that boring that you have nothing better to do how old are you three obviously let's get a job or something he did it for the vine i bet he got 10 views such a waste of food man all for the sake of an epic prank bruh the thing is so this guy says get a job but i wouldn't even be surprised if this guy's like some multi-millionaire epic funny tick-tock dude or something that's comedy dude but yeah honestly i feel sorry for drive-through workers they get so much just like hassle from people trying to be comedy geniuses like yo let me just order only a slice of cheese hey julie this is your uber driver from tonight jeffrey i just realized i forgot to give you a promo code use the code cutie for a free ride but only valid if you sit on the way to dinner with me that is very creepy and you're probably gonna get banned from ever being an uber driver again but i'm not gonna lie that but there was something quite smooth about that message use the code cutie was this a freaking promotion for raid shadow legends okay so we got this video here and honestly it's just so awkward bro hello on behalf of all the women everywhere thank you very much for these topless scenes they were wonderful um definitely been the hottest superman that i have seen so um i'll look forward to seeing the film again thank you very much thank you what the freak do you see what i mean guys like that is just terrible this guy goes in thinking he's gonna get a nice interview for the movie he's recently done and the first thing he gets hit with is hello mr goddess what and thank you very much for those topless scenes and like dude you can just see like how awkward this guy looks when she's saying all this stuff is pretty odd but you're like oh yo what was it like filming the movie instead she's basically talking about how much of a crush she has on him so glad this came out in 2016 and not today this can you freaking imagine which youtubers would have been in it dream oh bro who even are these like minecraft youtubers i don't recognize any of them this is why men shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything next up this guy gets called a walmart version of justin bieber on tick tock and this is his response walmart version of justin bieber oh i wish you could tell you what they sell at walmart but i've never been there never shopped at walmart but you seem like a walmart expert you probably shop there don't you that is the most savage comeback of 2021 he does slightly look like jb bro i reckon the person who called him walmart jb watched this little comeback and just immediately deactivated their account instead of demonizing cheaters as disloyal realize that monogamy is an impossible standard for some people with adhd who have a hard time focusing on one person at once not to mention the fear of rejection makes it hard for us to initiate open relationships which forces us to cheat yeah um can we please stop trying to make excuses for cheating text us please don't hesitate to text us at blank if you see anything that needs our attention we want to make sure this campground's as relaxing and comfortable as possible for our guests thank you and then we got this one text us translated for teenagers sup hit me up at blank if you see anything that is sus or grinch like i don't know a toilet that got wrecked or something tbh we hikey trying to glow up this campground can't stop won't stop until this place straight up slays need your help fam t y i never ever want to see one of these again in my life a sign that has another sign immediately next to it that is a translation for teenagers oh that's gross i don't want to know what kind of things are going down at this campground but i bet it is sus mate all right so next we got this video and basically design is getting interviewed and then this woman right here thinks that he starts rapping when he's just talking normally chinese fan right here hey yo much love man shout out to all my chinese fans saying y'all know what time it is we're in the building bts man mike drop you bout to drop a real strong shout out steve okey i know what time it is we out here we making the moves man across the world i know how we rock it wow bro just just watch her okay he starts talking and she's like yo yo that's some freaking awesome track right there bro jeez oh that's that's really cute just shows how talented designer is a guy ordering dessert on a date is a red flag for me that's a female thing to do for real it's a red flag for me for me for guys on a date with a woman the woman should be the only one asking for appetizers and desserts men eat meals like seriously you could just taste some of whatever i ordered okay okay this makes no sense you heard it here first gentlemen if you are a guy you better not be ordering dessert on a date that is going to cost you every relationship ever like lads if you want to order yourself a tiramisu that's it the date's over next up we have a tick tock video and apparently this person who's been called a cute guy i can't even explain it this cute guy comes here at the same time every day oh yeah damn damn is actually looking like a chat out here jeez but anyways apparently this wasn't like her tick tock and he literally asked the worker to record him and it's not even the workers account it's the guys again so yeah this person was just working their shift in the fast food restaurant and this guy walks over and goes yo you just record me real real quick for a dick chuck that is just hilarious i bet she didn't know he was gonna caption at this yo shout out to this guy that's chad moves and he does actually look real swag i gotta admit i went to class today and we were learning about the earth i ended up showing them flat earth evidence that blew everyone's minds the teacher was so impressed and let me take over the class that day the principal asked me the next day to be a teacher even though i'm 14 but i said no because the teacher the flat earth might the evidence steward the earth what was that last sentence dude that makes no sense but what's even more odd is the fact that this guy has decided to use a literal toilet as his background for this imagery like yo this is so deep man what the odds this is real guys like the this guy came in with his flat earth evidence and next thing you know he was employed as a teacher seems very legit he paid me two hundred dollars an hour to produce him there's got to be a talented artist right here all right bro you can go when you're ready yeah bro now yeah i'm in the still still with the krill crew you've seen that and you already know who i am and i say that because i am a man but you don't understand who i am because this is on my damn car what the frick whoever this guy is uh he needs to get signed up right now like i don't know where the record labels are at but they need to get this guy signed up i think he could be the next jb the lyrics the voice everything is incredible all right dude gets rejected on live cringe so let's get down to the question do you want me or not i don't don't want anything nobody wants you hey tell that guy i ain't talking to him ouch give the phone to that guy i got a few words to say all right he's about to beef this dude let's go what do you want what do you want let's go let's go you're one of those guys he's my twin brother watch yourself brother you can't even get out of the brother zone bro oh what a soup yeah oh oh look at the chat bro brother zone this alabama [ __ ] oh dear this is the greatest beef since ksi logan pool guys who is that literally take your freaking musty ass and leave this one bye bro i don't think i joined your life bro i don't think i joined it this dude's facial expression so brilliant yo he's definitely he's definitely joking surely then who's live did you join mine but like oh yeah i'm joined yours and we don't watch you [ __ ] average cis man bro y'all you're just mad bro you just met you got no hopes you have no hoses what are you talking about right now you look real damn silly you're [ __ ] rejected how many hosts do you reckon this guy has my guess is at least 500 in his snapchat and this guy's loving it do you stub my boy what you're telling me i have no hope you got those bro you have no hope you got no hold bro you were no hoer you a no hoe guy that was terrible i'm dying right now you're dying oh he's got no hoes he's got no hoes and he's talking like that the way they just keep calling girls hoes as well they think they're like a top selling rapper or something yo these freaking hoes man says the one who just got rejected looks like a [ __ ] clown he got rejected i haven't gotten rejected yet you definitely have you literally just did on this live reject him again i didn't even want her bro i didn't even want her you asked me watched you and she said no i didn't i didn't i didn't even ask bro that's chad now you're just putting words in my mouth bro um okay you know what i'm not gonna waste any more breath on you you're obviously unloyal and your dude needs to get some hoes this is just 100 real american argument i feel like ancient philosophers would uh struggle to comprehend this conversation it's that intellectual [ __ ] stupid tell your tell your boyfriend to shut up why is the tongue were you sucking off smurf like what the [ __ ] oh why is your tongue thing called blue waffles oh dear oh dear i'm looking at a library there's something about this dude which i actually found really funny like my guess is he's deliberately being like this you know ironically and if that is so this kid is a comedy genius but overall uh yeah this is a 2021 tutorial on how to get a gf learn from this guy a single man over 30 is a big red flag especially with no kids what oh it would be on facebook wouldn't that like honestly how is this a red flag does that mean her perfect man is under 30 married and has kids what like guys if you're over the age of 30 and you're single that ain't no good and if you don't have kids oh no no no i swear this makes no sense anyways guys it for the video if you enjoyed subscribe check out the other episodes and brofist peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: kN9yWxLvSc0

Length: 13min 24sec (804 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 19 2021