Crash Bandicoot Warped is NOT Okay

crash bandicoot 3. a lot of people love this game this is a lot of crash fans favorite crash game i don't know i like it but it's my least favorite at last great evil has come what made you think that was it the getting dark at 2 p.m or was it the ominous laughter why is he afraid of like a mask what can he do what are uka uka's powers besides just being scary-looking why is the end game for villains always enslave the planet this enslave humanity that when you get bored after a while what's the matter matter you know how to wield the sword too scrawny i really enjoy some of the settings in crash 3 but i think it's all the vehicle levels that kind of put a damper on it like this whole medieval world it's really cool excuse me mr goat you missed a frog all right probably the only gym we're gonna get this entire game you think after the second game who would have bought like a fanny pack or something this is the 90s why are we still storing our crystals where we shouldn't store our crystals you get a stage like this ugh taking a page out of mario's book hey don't get torched at least the stage is kind of easy though kind of relaxing chill so this is a submarine and i thought it was just a scary looking fish the sharks ain't gonna do anything now i'm gonna light their ass up so when i do finish the insane trilogy i should probably get into twin sanity right but if i hold out long enough i feel like they're eventually going to announce some kind of remaster because they said there's a lot of plans for more crash and who knows hopefully stuff outside of a mobile runner and speaking of mobile games today's video is sponsored by square enix final fantasy brave exvius is a mobile game that lets you join forces with legendary heroes from your favorite final fantasy games to experience a tale of high adventure right in the palm of your hand final fantasy brave exvius is an all new story featuring original characters as well as summonable iconic characters from past 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is a great opportunity to grow your roster with powerful units so begins a new tale of crystals and the heroes who would save them download final fantasy brave exvius now and fight alongside your favorite heroes by clicking the link in the video description now available for ios and android devices all right we gotta play a little bit of coco now ride the cute tiger cub oh didn't think i was gonna make that excuse me donkey kong here we go here we go segmented dragons don't scare me song is kind of a bop though even if like you bop your head okay come on get up there all that for a couple of wampa fruits i like how all they have is just like this one dude with the glasses and the flat top it's the only henchman like we don't have it in the budget hire the same guy 50 times it's like when voice over actors just play like six characters in an anime the boneyard i got you for three minutes sure whenever you say cookie monster oh great it's one of these it's like a cute little dinosaur though it's not like that giant terrifying t-rex or anything just like a little triceratops just sarah from the lamb before time man did i hate her did anyone watch the lamb before time and saw sarah and was like wow that's a great character we all like her cortex wants to spend his entire budget on like space stations maybe hire some personnel you got a tiger who skips leg day and the same dude wearing 50 different hats it's a logistical nightmare he's chasing me he's like your ass is grass or actually i burned it so i no longer have one where's the lava there it is watch out watch out for the nitro oh you can run through it that's totally fine how many did i miss i missed two boxes that's it man wave race 64 looks different like i would have much preferred more platforming not like hey let's stick crashing coco on like a jet ski make him like go through these diddy kong racing levels you got the arrow telling you where to go because i'm dumb as if i didn't know you just i don't know follow the the path big jump big trick gonna be the first one to do at 900 on a jet ski okay this is a tight turn here unnecessary it's like a sonic stage you know you get to go fast for a little while and they're like hey let's uh let's slow down for a second and i understand that uh sonic levels require you to learn the level so you can go fast but if the game is not that fun like sonic colors why are you boring me i'm right unleash the tiger let him come you're like four times my size you need a weapon whoa whoa whoa whoa here comes the stampede i think this stampede scene in uh lion king traumatized me when i was a kid real talk i think uh it gave me some form of ptsd gonna get trampled by a bunch of uh lions and cocos and be like crash crash get up crash why must you continue to be successful because i asked viewers like you to like and subscribe to the channel which you can do for free cost you zero dollars and zero cents it's free 99. kind of just back where i was the belly flop isn't supercharged it's just a regular belly flop the belly flop is way more satisfying in this game though look now he's a wizard my man cosplays for a living does he have a name wait i got a trophy for getting turned into a frog who's the real winner here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa not in front of the goat i'm flattered that uh he turned into a prince when he kissed me that means i'm a princess that's how it works right poof that one box that cursed one box where is aladdin he's here somewhere you don't need to steal bread anymore i got plenty of wump of fruit to share what's the scorpion doing here doesn't seem like a natural habitat for a scorpion it's gonna go around you oh sorry link is sweating somewhere i just woke up from a dead sleep zelda just had the worst nightmare ah i did get it oh yeah i remember struggling with this because you have to win the race and also steering is abysmal like the final fantasy vii motorcycle segment only there's no violence from fourth place i feel like i should be able to blow past these guys and all these cops are here and they're not doing anything about this this death race yeah i want to restart level anyone ever played that super nintendo game biker mice from mars which was also a cartoon i used to love that racing game as a kid i feel like this shouldn't be as hard as it is what it is it has no business come on just you know what i'm just going into the ravine you can't make like a single mistake you miss one thing or if you bump anybody game over all right let's come on come on first place is right there how i was trying to hit that boost and it just it wouldn't happen i didn't know the timing of it but it usually is the second light but i feel like without that unless you know that you can do that this is nearly impossible oh no come on no no no oh oh that shouldn't have worked but it did and we're not going to question it thank you vicarious visions so we went back in time and now the sphinx is suddenly cortex whoa ah okay rule you're not supposed to be in this game the uh the bonus stages are pretty consistent though like across the board one two and three they're all fun i do feel like they've gotten a lot easier in three another thing is a kid that scared the hell out of me just like i have these weird messed up memories was uh the original mummy movie with brendan fraser and how the scarabs used to like come out and crawl into people's skin now wait a second i don't think they had blow torches when they were building the pyramids all right easy does it did we get all the boxes here did we do it we didn't do it not even close i'm not a huge fan of the vehicle levels or i technically this is a a wild animal it's not a vehicle but i think that's the reason why crash three is my least favorite is they kind of force these down your throat how did i come on just get up you're a lion you're a tiger you're a bear oh i fell off the stage that's gotta hurt falling off the great wall of china why is this tiger so sensitive is tiger's more sensitive than half the people on the internet here we go dude are you kidding me all right now get me out of here don't care how many boxes we missed yes that's right pet the kitty look everybody i'm petting the kitty this guy's not good with a flamethrower come on coming in there where are we going i don't have a kuaku he ditched me some friends i'm coming in oh he's doubling up now oh god that thing is highly flammable even if you just touch the tank it explodes you fools i'm powerful i'm more powerful than you could ever imagine i have the double jump now i jumped into the lava the double jump's a little weird because you can't delay it you gotta like right away double jump oh god he hit me right into the lava i can't double jump but this uh dinosaur's got some hops this little mud man think he's going to take on a t-rex that's he rex or hang on let's get a better look yeah i'd say so who thought running towards the camera was a good idea you have like no time to anticipate any obstacle like i know there's lava coming up where is it where's the lava where is it there it is oh god oh god there we go look at me round of applause please morons are water levels crash doesn't need missiles it's nice that they gave him to him but like this is what i'm talking about we don't need to force a vehicle every third stage excuse me you're okay god yep the food chain is as follows you have shark uh and then bandicoot then uh some other smaller fish man there is a lot of garbage in the water over here what are we like right underneath like an exxon mobil plant the great whites are going extinct solely because of crash in the water firing missiles okay i'm like trap cool that was that was great i don't even care at this point it was right here the entire time and i kept dying i'm gonna say it which will manifest it into the world i haven't gotten a game over yet which maybe just maybe we can do this without getting one but we need like a lot of lives guys carrying a lot of pots be a shame if he were to drop all of them and die okay we're really close to another one up so let me not accidentally jump off the stage dude's just throwing scimitars hey buddy scimitars don't just grow on trees oh look at this two gems is it my birthday oh come on man ugh these are so awful i just want to get more good noodle stars oh it's the popos act casual can't they be okay with us finishing top three in mario kart at least you get a trophy i really can't beat wacky races over here i can totally do oh i got run over come on can we last minute come from behind win please you're right there no it's gonna be like a red shell or something i'll i'll settle for a green shell i don't know the items in crash team racing so uh this is it just gotta pull ahead get out of my way i knocked him forward hit it hit the boost hit the boost use the boost to get through we did it first try oh it's a two-headed ogre is he wielding meat for real it's a good thing that i didn't have to uh lose any lives on that other stage because that would have been the place to to get the game over oh they're chicken he's got like two whole ass chickens pretty easy stage come on throw a challenge at me i guess the challenge is the weather just they have very low tourism rates here it's always raining no one really wants to go there it's like seattle just kidding i like seattle i gotta say some of these henchmen are way better than others like this dude he's got magic shooting like fireballs at me and then you got like this two-headed henchman right here he's not even attempting to come after me oh he's gonna jump on his head but which head and would you look at that it's time for another boss fight here i come entropy what are we doing how am i getting over there okay i see i see it's gonna just set the bridge up i'm gonna go back now oh god shouldn't have did that whoa oh homie's got the homing dude's gotta work on his cardio he's out of breath after like 15 seconds of exertion this might be one of the easier boss fights come on mix it up he's like you want platforming all right i'll give you a platforming give me that fork oh what did we get death tornado spin seriously you can just go full tasmanian devil now i think it's very smart of neocortex to require everyone to at least have a phd if they're gonna join his like super villain army you have dr engine dr entrophy also your first name has to start with the letter n so i guess that really narrows it down makes it very specific can i just like death tornado spin them we want to play with our shiny new toy who said crash couldn't have a move set for super smash brothers look at this thing while we really turn this thing around we're from having like two lives left to now we got 16. i swear i double jump there no no oh okay all right all right all right all right all right all right uh even in crash three they like abuse the animals for rewards come god two more yeah i know you got two more in there come on don't be cheap destroy all monkeys get your hands off me you damn dirty ape um did i do something wrong whoa sliding on through oh close bye bye blimps another obligatory vehicle stage i can barrel roll how do i have 59 already can i get health in editing can we just turn this into like a really cool star fox reference switching to all range mode this final blimps going down like my emperor i failed you these coco stages are a little more bearable since they're kind of just free range i'm gonna slip right through look at this dude over here swinging the anchor around you think he is larry the lobster 500 yards wow let's see an instant replay gotta get some mustard on that give me that one up all right we're out of here okay wow that seems a little high-tech compared to the uh pirate swinging an anchor around really up the budget for this stage i'm gonna try something all right does this work right not bad i kind of hope we clear a little more none of these obstacles make sense crash 3 walked so crash 4 could fly you know i do love these games but i'm a little sick of the pain by now i can't wait to wrap the insane trilogy because i promised it i'm fulfilling that promise and now i have other promises i'd like to fulfill i gotta play sonic oh six so we gotta go from playing good games playing bad games do we bounce on his head bounce on his stupid flat top yes we do tomb waiter how are the new tomb raider games are they any good because i stopped playing tomb raider after like tomb raider 2. i think i had the trilogy back in the day oh my god that's a lot of spikes my guess is water is bad uh and water equals drown has got a giant shield he can't even how do we do this do we go over him one doubt just death spin all right we made it engine you stupid missile head let's throw oh it's coco's time to shine gotta shoot his belly button there we go belly button destroyed let's get that other shoulder come on no okay so now the gun is a little oh or not or i guess it's easy easiest balls in the game i don't remember if there's more um is that another weapon are you just happy to see me okay there is more this has just become an r-type game here we go here we go well that was fast the fruit bazooka sounds delicious the hardest um i love it okay this is going to make things way easier crash gonna hit the game-winning snipe and then get in the xbox live lobby and start talking smack and the best part is it doesn't eat up any of my wumper fruit i just have unlimited i like how they basically ran out of things to do at this point they're like i don't know give them a bazooka whatever it's fine this is the last good game we're gonna make for a while so with all the platform fighters coming out do you really think that uh playstation all-stars 2 is going to be a thing you think they're going to get in on it i mean do you think that's potentially why crash just never came to smash because they're making a sequel to playstation all-stars it just feels so shoehorned in like it's so weird to aim oh come on i hate you we can't be stopped now that we have the bazooka look i'm so good at the game they're starting me so far back they're like did you see chalk win on his 18th try last time we better start them further back and you know what move the cop cars too the name of the stage is orange asphalt but uh the asphalt is it's not orange it's regular asphalt it is right there i think very well we can do this for real like first try for real for real i'm gonna go you know what end the video i'm a god you don't need to see any more crashes like sarge i have in my crosshairs what should i do take the shot excellent now head to the extraction point can i actually shoot i could shoot the nitro crates can it yes i can that makes things a lot easier when you go back and try 100 the game and you can shoot anyone and everything shooting this dude in the window yeah pop your head out peek watch what happens i don't even need all these lives anymore just charity at this point shoot down the bombers which i assume are the red ones we're gonna kill five of the yeah they are red you know how i can tell you that because uh the bottom right of the screen we have a plethora of lives we have like two more stages to go they're gonna lob this meatball at us nice easy stage come on go down i'm a natural born pilot i mean look at me whoa oh whoa whoa okay okay okay come on hot on his tail all right thank you for flying jetblue please be careful when taking your luggage from the overhead storage as items may have shifted during the flight this really has been a wild ride just playing through crash one two and three again i want to say for the first time uh since i was a kid but for the first time since i don't know like 2016. listen if the light wants to go out that's totally fine because uh i could probably see in the dark i was just kidding oh hang on super crash i can run through the nitro this feels like a very underutilized mechanic in crash games like how often do you get to get like super cuckoo this whole run feels like my victory lap for finishing this series again you're like chalk you've suffered enough now enjoy flex on vicarious visions wait i i there's like a there i don't know if there was a hole there final boss time i i think i mean it's dr neil cortex so i assume so unless there's another boss afterwards you know neocortex really has no right to talk smack considering the final boss fight in crash 2 is probably the easiest boss fight ever oh whoops i got vaporized let me in the bubble let me in all right enough screwing around we got 13 lives let's not use all of them being funny i don't remember what i have to do i love this dragon ball style beam struggle that uh akuku and uka uka are having here we go so let's just right click get back into your whole hermit you know i much prefer that over the lasers takes up far less real estate there we go come back throw them in get get in there what do you think's at the bottom of that pit anyway all right one more time come on get in there and that's it now we can run super fast because that's just what you want to do when you beat the game you want to do it again and so wraps the crash bandicoot insane trilogy the promise has been fulfilled and i'm like genie at the end of aladdin the shackles have come off and we did it without getting a game over you

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Length: 21min 16sec (1276 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 29 2021