I suffered through ALL of Sonic 06

i sure do love video games and through the years i've played so many great games super mario bros 3 link to the past metal gear solid doom metroid dread final fantasy 7 persona 5 the list goes on but there must be a balance and with every good game there are bad games with some being more notorious than others games like et superman 64 hotel mario balon wonder world bubsy 3d and for the sake of transitioning into this next paragraph sonic the hedgehog or better known as sonic o6 sega experienced a rapid decline after the genesis and on the way down they managed to produce some real pieces of garbage and let me tell you i played this game for the first time and holy i think i had a stroke while working on this video so i went in blind thinking how bad could it be and uh um it was it was pretty bad but hey i played through all of bale and wonder world and i promised that i would eventually hit this iceberg too now just let me be clear i'm going to play this entire dumpster fire so if you're not subscribed now would be a good time and you could ring the bell too or whatever i don't really care enjoy my suffering alright sonic 2006 we shouldn't be celebrating i have heard mostly horror stories about this game i assume this is the girl that sonic wants to kiss on the lips this is also the first time that i'm playing it so i'm expecting it to be a disaster but you never know it could surprise me i have played ballon wonder world after all what do you see in the flames oh so everyone's dead you can fly what's this girl's backstory who are you and just like that the 2006 olympics can begin oh no the olympics are under attack the cgi is like the cut scenes are pretty cool oh those are the robots from the show those are the swap bots well they look like swap bots oh my god dr eggman looks like an absolute nightmare i am dr eggman why would they design him like this this is horrifying that's a pretty snazzy performance though oh the boy he's here from this cut scene alone you would think that the game is awesome [Music] this whole cut scene is very like adventures of sonic the hedgehog vibes trigger the what this is the most lifeless cutscene i've ever seen in my life but i guess not terrible for 2006 sonic take this don't drop it don't drop it [Music] yeah about that i kind of traded her for a chaos emeralds pretty good trade-off if you ask me so is that the first stage oh do i not have homing attack yet i guess i don't it's a nice door in this town oh i gotta go to the store and buy my power-ups hello we are the army democracy is non-negotiable look at the way he talks with his hands this guy's italian oh wait i think this is the store it looks like a concession stand well why does everyone talk with their hands like that i need 100 coins to get a light chip which will allow me to dash across a trial of rings yeah i'm of course i'm leaving already i'm broke my name is alberto robert and i've been making shoes in this town for a very long time i'm making the ultimate shoes now they're my life's work i'm calling them custom shoes that's the best that you could come up with so anyone who could possibly test these shoes out for me you'd be willing to do that yeah put on the shoes and go through the rings if i've made the shoes correctly you'll make it on time i hate when i'm late to everything but it's mostly because uh the shoes that i own weren't made correctly okay control's a little janky it's fine i'll still take the free movement over just being forced to run anywhere i mean the physics are still very sonic adventure but like much worse amazing they performed exactly as i thought my custom shoes are complete the stones that you can fit into them are called gems and you can buy them at the shop over there just like that the old man vanished into thin air it makes you question was he ever really there or was the old man just the shoes that we bought along the way all right i got money now give me the light chip what do i have to do here there we go oh right that is a weird animation wait a second [Music] i clearly should have lived there people love this game this is the game that people say is great i think if i just stand here tails respawns and then immediately dies [Music] tails you okay all i did was hit the jump button [Music] he didn't make it all right enough's enough let's check out the first stage okay i can like slide on water very slippery controls because they're wet isn't there a fan project where they're like remaking this game or i don't know fixing it why do we need fan projects uh is red good do we want red why do we need the fans to constantly redo the games that are bad i'm kind of excited maybe someone will redo bell and blunder underworld but just have to make an entirely new game okay so they kept the grinding which is cool and a lot of people are like yeah this is supposed to be sonic adventure 3. now don't you dare insult me fire huh i assume i need some kind of power up to do that or is it just like hey don't break this because it'll explode or i can just do that oh god jump i jumped that just launched me into the water now i'm whale food i'm gonna hammer the jump buttons what is happening oh there we go yeah okay i don't know if that's how fins work so if i remember correctly sonic team actually split the team to focus on secret rings in this game at the same time but i'm wondering like did they also i don't know split their brains how does tails attack do i just fly into people tails hurry up i'm trying my guy sonic you're gonna just have to chill out for a second what is that what am i doing why am i going to first do i have a gun [Music] can we see sonic in the distance just flailing holding on for his dear life okay uh not that way not that way ah not even this game wants to play okay so they're ring bombs you know his tails has ring bombs remember all those games where tails had ring bombs what is this that the switch all right you can't go anywhere now definitely not under those buoys on the left he's like oh damn all right finally some like some running stages uh huh oh that wasn't the right way to go now dare i say that this is currently making belle and wonder world look like ocarina of time yeah fine whatever okay i was going into this with an open mind but i don't know anymore it just launched me into the water i like the part where you can't run into obstacles you get hurt seems more realistic just grasping at straws here dude why are we always upside down maybe if i hold left here because i'm kind of like drifted is it even possible to do this oh my god please be patient with me oh we finally made the jump and this is i'm probably gonna like fall off one of these pillars and die oh god that was brutal do i really have to play this whole game just made it and we got a b for it damn after all that we still couldn't catch up to the egg carrier where are we now are we in like venice did tails just die hey welcome back i got this uh just anti-gravity chip in allows you to use sliding wow look at this anti-gravity to think as a kid i wanted to go to space camp i could have just slid on the ground same thing mr sonic just call me sonic so glad that you came i always keep my word god the voice acting in this game is also god-awful what is this a giant robot a weapon to surpass metal gear all right so this will probably take uh i don't know like 12 tries being that this game is awful i'm assuming we're just gonna homing attack him oh we gotta grind up his head okay come on run into the wall or this pillar oh i see i see the statue with the cracks come here a little doggy who's a good boy who's a bad game hang on there's like these statues which i guess we gotta hit there we go oh oh come on boy not on the carpet at least it's a better boss battle than fighting the ferris wheel in sonic colors now i just i want to know if you do like this game genuinely give me the argument or let me know why you like it or if you think it's a good game have you had your head checked lately come on just hit the wall there we go oh no my only weakness walls and we didn't even die once but i gotta be in the first stage after you know what i'm not even gonna question it you know if uh all these robots weren't coming to kill all of us i would say that this is kind of a beautiful sunset hold on tight okay that's a little too tight hold me closer tiny dancer wait i gotta do this whole stage while carrying elise and i could still homing attack if you put your power together ah what does this do oh it allows me to walk on sand right silly me thinking i could walk on sand without carrying a teenage girl you know she's not used to this kind of speed so she's definitely gonna get sick just like throw up all over sonic you know what i was kind of hoping that the game would get better it's it's not getting better it's getting worse this game is broken up into i don't know like three parts or technically four parts so kind of relieving being that we could do all of sonic's part in one go and then shadow and then silver now i'm wondering did they give shadow a gun in this game it kind of reminds me of like the fire shield in sonic 3 except like not as cool in fact not nearly as cool or hot it's fire beat the stage with minimal deaths all right ma'am this is where you get off she's just chilling there she's like what do we do now sonic's like hang on just wait for the rank like some of the cut scenes you could tell that they put more work into this than anything else all right you're safe here in the middle of this field where there's not a soul around this is weird who thought this was a good idea so do they kiss or is the whole thing that like sonic wants to kiss she has very tan legs and a very pale upper body unless she's wearing leggings all right i'm gonna fight silver now who might be the only redeeming quality of this game i haven't gotten that far yet my name is silver for the future of the world i will destroy you okay hang on silver yo just frame one killed me so how do i he just chain grabbed me and i die wow this is bad this is really bad hello rings anyone are you kidding i can't i can't even get the rings see the camera's so bad that i can't tell where he is stop it man why do you guys want me to play this game if i stay really far away and i just wait for him to do his little thing i got a couple hits in there dude he just like throws me and then catches me it really is no use there's no hope no no stay away stay away there we go okay i got the hang of it unless i get chain grabbed right now then i'm dead yep oh i think we got him here we got him come on whoa yeah you stay there you stay on the ground too easy what and we got an a rank for that but i didn't die at all to cerberus and we gotta be [Music] oh no i see why people like silver he's a cool character but this is the game that they introduced him in so what's the ilbus trigger does have something to do with time travel or space travel don't you dare turn your back on me homie you just got washed amy oh here we go stay away from my man and then he just dips then he just leaves there are five soldiers including me in this town talk to all of them some soldiers will feel threatened by you taking their work yeah i used to hate working and then someone would be like oh you know what i'll take care of that for you all right so we talked to hey oh this is going to be like a game of clue are you saying in front of the fountain the other guy's saying it's true captain that's guido the captain is one of the men you've already spoken to it's got to be this guy over here everyone's pointing to this guy and this guy's like i i don't want to be the captain please anything but that sonic's about to be like look at me i am the captain now all right it's gotta be fabio go ahead and talk to whoever you think the captain is i'm not the captain yes you are the captain's in front of the fountain the only people next to the fountain that tell me it's you tell me this entire time you are the captain you are the captain you son of a [ __ ] knuckles wants to see you knuckles the homies looking for me all right maybe he's over here stop you violated the law i'm gonna find the dude in charge i don't know what they said or i can just hammer the uh the a button that works too oh here's a big one this has to be the final it's gonna take down the gundam no we're not done yet looks like there are a couple hiding out behind the water cooler i'm afraid of the homing attack in this game because i'm just so scared it's gonna launch me into the ocean as it has done in the past all right this is gonna be interesting knuckles what do you what are you holding there knuckles i saw eggman on the outskirts of the city he wanted me to give this to you if you want me to return the princess you must give me your chaos emerald oh sputter fingers better not lay a finger on my butterfinger remember when they used to do the butterfinger adds with the simpsons weirdly nostalgic about that oh it's a snowboarding stage so this is going to be terrible god this is so bad what is happening why are we doing front flips please know that there are people out there that defend this game and i understand that there's a remake happening but kind of sad when you uh you need fans to remake an official game for it to actually be functional i'm going to die why are we not moving you want to play a good sonic snowboarding game go play sonic riders in fact maybe i'll play some sonic riders i'm dead i tell you though white acropolis is a banger one of the better tracks big jump i jumped there i swear to god i jumped all right take three the weird camera angle change here it stops you because you're holding one way on the analog stick and you have to completely change very good game design telling you can't wait to go back to playing sonic adventure 1 and 2 which are a treat the controls are so much tighter in fact they're better games solely because they have tighter controls because in sonic games it's critical no you won't tails just sometimes you're a little harder to control than sonic weird ass first person rings bomb throwing oh i can drop bombs i can just like go above them and just why do i have so many and so few rings i kind of look he likes being able to just reign hellfire oh good very reassuring sonic because you couldn't do it this entire time you rely on tails mash sonic mash a like you've never mashed well no i lied you're in smash bros time to grind sonic that looks like a very uncomfortable position to grind look you're gonna tear your acl god i hate to go fast parts because they don't work in this game the physics don't make sense all right made it through with very minimal deaths so that's clearly an s rank just made it you know what it's an s-rank in my heart at least you don't you don't look too good yeah at least you need some vitamin d totally a fair trade just give up the chaos emeralds first because we trust dr eggman 100. knuckles you idiot this is the solaris prototype oh so it's boss fight time rest assured i was just saying rest assured they're dead ah classic knuckles always ended up with a concussion i didn't expect to see you guys who that oh it's rouge rouge shadow my shadow's here too wow this place uh sure is destroyed the top and knuckle shoes they've always reminded me of lego bricks okay we're going into why hang on we couldn't just grind it normal we need a we need a faux snowboard all right big jump not gonna die here can i not do tricks the trick is actually surviving oh okay that wasn't a an opportunity to jump it's maltress i'm gonna go this way or not the game is like no you are not gonna go this way can i go anyway all right that's fine sonic's like the whole city's on fire but watch me do a sick 1080 over this pile of corpses um hello that killed me oh crap oh okay we're still alive we're still alive not for long though oh where we going give me some rings oh huh fine whatever i'm kind of afraid to switch your better track changing system or do i just have to hope for the best we have to aim in the general direction is this the same city that we fought chaos in the end of sonic adventure it's not but it looks the same sonic is way too familiar with destroyed cities i don't know how any of this is physically possible just debris floating in like a jet stream i know we're questioning the weirdest things but listen content is content so let me do my thing that tornado's carrying a car yep they do that sometimes ow ow it just gets launched what hurts me and what doesn't hurt me there's such god-awful controls here come on great ring should be easier to grab you can't control it once you're in the air this is so stupid note to sell don't jump if uh you're like slightly on an angle gotta be completely straight all right focus up we're doing the damn thing maybe unless a car says otherwise wait oh god we made it through crisis city the real crisis was the development of this game just made it you consider a bee just making it boy do i have news for you according to the data the princess died when she was kidnapped by eggman whoa whoa okay that's dark battleship exploded you mean we've gotta go through there if you don't like it you can stay here oh you tell her knuckles i don't know all these levels just seem so uninspired it's all just like rock and smoke and loops oh yeah that's that's gonna be fun pressing the a button and hoping for the best which is kind of what i've been doing this entire time all right just fall in the lava that's fine you see it's these games and this style of 3d sonic that trained me to uh do multiple homing attacks so when i was playing through sonic colors and i did a homing attack on every enemy people are like why don't you just like zip right through them because i learned otherwise you know how many hours i put into sonic adventure one and two i unlocked green hill zone alright i can't help it to feel like some of these stages are probably more suited for mario than sonic kind of feels like that one honestly that one boss fight in mario odyssey where he just fights the dragon it just it feels like the most out of place thing for me he's fighting like a bayonetta boss oh giant rock monster gotta fight a golem very formidable [Music] and just like that sonic was cast into the volcano and melted instantly just pressing the a button seeing where it takes me i mean so far so good who installed the rails in an active volcano i just i want to know who thinks they're not going to be boiling hot or even solid all right i'm getting better at the game i don't know if that's just because i'm adapting to how bad it is or if i'm just adapting to how janky it is oh we get to play his knuckles now i don't know why i'm excited yeah i know i can throw some hands i'm knuckles i climb yes i can you know why because the name's knuckles it's unlike sonic i don't chuckle i'd rather flex my muscles so dark in here i can't even see how funny knuckles is running the first time you get to play knuckles you don't even get to see him just gotta look at his like silhouette all right oh and that's it they're gonna take knuckles away from me just when i was starting to have some fun i don't know which way that's not the right way we just went in a big circle where are we oh the end thank you and good night just felt like another pit of despair but what it really was was the end of the stage i found a chaos emerald don't touch it oh you touched it it's just a bigger version of every other enemy that we fought all right defeat iblis you got it how the hell are we gonna do that ow is there some way to draw him in yeah uh we could just hey hey yo ugly you get your looks from your mama don't be talking about my mama there he is hey how you doing buddy is this right am i am i doing it right how do i how do i hit you you think i hit his face like the eyeball there you go uh where are we going sonic's like i must go my planet needs me he's like no turn off my nightlight i'm a big boy where you going wormy got him that's it he just pieces out back into the lava we did it gang we got the chaos emerald back now we have two of them it's like shadow you want to trade my mom says i'm not allowed to trade do they come with like instruction manuals you just have to say chaos control and then just that's it it works looks like we made it back we're back in the city okay so we're gonna get the bounce bracelet and now we can we can bounce i've gotta get ahead and help the train all right all right i'll help you that means i need to go fast i have a feeling that uh everyone on this train is doomed just look who they're relying on i gotta sit here and bounce i gotta bounce myself like a basketball i've got time for this there's a train full of people in danger there's like no indicator that tells me like how i'm doing either so i could be doing really great or uh the train could be like impacting with a wall or the bomb or whatever something's telling me that i missed where i needed to go yep sorry about that so what do i do once i get here it's not like i could grab the train or anything did i do it are they safe we're having some really good graphical quality here i i don't even know but i'm gonna fall off and i'm gonna die maybe i'll land on a train who who even knows anymore these high-speed segments are god awful you need a perfect jump and if your angle is slightly off like awful terrible this game so what do i do now is this rainbow road where are we going [Music] i don't know if any of that was supposed to happen no wonder people idolize modern sonic games or i guess let's say boost era sonic games because like this is the last thing they remember all right and we go to the sixth layer of hell all right come on let's get out of here let's finish this awful level done just made it the egg genesis much different than the egg master drive i have a feeling we're going to climb up the boxes and oh there we go climb up here these idiots they always have a weak point right on the top i want to talk to the engineers seems like a fatal flaw that is just never fixed very kind of you to not spread your robots out so i can just jump on top of your head how do i how do i dodge this oh just like just like that there we go relatively easy boss fight oh no it's heading right for us [Music] it just feels like everywhere in this game is just empty i mean look around it's almost like you would find the z fighters fighting vegeta and napa here i forgot i have to activate our powers to walk on water so i've been openly bashing this game on twitter so it should be no surprise that this video was even coming but a lot of people like come on it's not that bad or you have some people that are like but the soundtrack you know what the soundtrack in this game is not even that good i don't think it holds a candle to it i would say most other sonic games i'm trying to find the redeeming qualities and i think maybe silver might be it it's almost like they wanted to be really edgy with some of the tracks in this game and you can tell that they wanted to be really edgy what they should have been was good at developing i'm dead uh sonic i don't think it's wise to be doing tricks while you're holding another human person what are we inside the deku tree you gotta light the spider webs on fire when sonic gets hit it kind of sounds like the uh is it roblox the the oof meme my my age is surely showing right now [Music] okay while it may be frustrating at least some of the ways you die in this game are hilarious now elise is giving me direction she's like all right that's enough i've been in the stage for like an hour it hasn't been that long she's exaggerating this is where the entire budget went to make the trees and water look nice in this cutscene real cutting edge graphics alright here comes the giant eggman ship why fight if we literally don't have to i could just be really passive aggressive instead of fighting tails can just make underhanded comments to the enemies like oh you're gonna use that weapon for the record i'm pressing backwards and somehow still climbing up why is this considered the extra act why are you gonna do tails dirty like that tails anxiously awaiting his grade he's like the kid in school who reminds the teachers that they had homework only a bee you've wasted so much of my time waste his time 2006 am i right with me earlier i wouldn't have had to do this you wish to rule over time damn eggman you had to go and try and revive a god you can't just relax for a second take a nice vacation it's dr eggman would have a mechanical keyboard he's the dude on the discord call where you just hear their keyboard all the time you want the red gem it allows you to use slow custom action which slows wait i can control time now what does the blue gem do then mocks me yeah no thanks when all three of the stone pillars around you are a light the path to the old castle shall open the first is the trial of knowledge this will test your mind get to the goal by following the warp gates okay seriously why does everything in this game just feel so open and empty like look at this there's nothing here oh here's two okay uh left nope that's also wrong oh by process of elimination that's gonna bring us up here to three i'm just gonna pick it random oh okay we're getting very lucky oh oh okay hang on uh is this right oh man all right so clearly we've done the test of intelligence so next up we have the trial of courage this guy looks like you guys remember that berries and cream starburst commercial that isn't cream batteries and cream all right we gotta fight the enemies in this life or death battle seems pretty easy uh i choose life for what it's worth i'm allowed to pick whoa oh okay how do we stop you get away from me got him right where i want him please be the last be the last one oh thank you too easy all right so he did two trials the only one that stands in our way is the trial of love overcome the test of oh god it's amy you know what that is not true love who am i choosing between uh i don't know what the right answer is here but i feel like it's not amy just another area that is just completely empties giant areas well not originally you were my silver medal is amy really the one no oh wait you're gonna make me okay fine she's the one are we done with this so you can't pass this trial unless you pick amy who did she pay off for this well done now let that eagle carry you come on josh groban away we go uh i'm pretty sure this eagle would have just like eaten me sonic doing the naruto run i need to rescue the princess oh me too what a coincidence oh we got to play silver now okay for like a second use psychokinesis with the r trigger trigger okay this is uh this is kind of cool can i do it to the robot i can stop their bullets i'm getting shot but i'm not losing rings do i levitate over there i feel like i can't make that let's try oh yeah no that's not gonna work all right so now i understand we gotta knock down this thing over there we go man what a piece of crap and being able to like grab someone's missiles and just fire them back feel like magneto so i get why people are saying that silver is like the redeeming quality of this game because a game that feels like it really punishes you for going fast because it's so horribly broken like it's cool to be able to do something different oh wait i can just pick him up we broke it back to sonic okay game sucks again uh you're gonna have to pay for that and sonic just like broke a stained glass window too not like those are super easy to replace because like you gotta make a new one when i was a kid i once followed a recipe me and my family were making stained glass cookies so essentially what it was was you melted down life savers and that was like the center of the cookie and then you would put it inside like a the base of a shortbread cookie let me tell you they were inedible it was like eating shards of glass it's like getting an oreo and being like yeah let's fill it with uh cement you know how long it would take to eat one of those cookies i got to tell you playing video games new commentary has uh really allowed me to reach deep into the weird memory bank of my childhood so i'd like to thank you for uh coming down memory lane with me on the daily it says follow the egg carrier but i'll tell you if you look up i don't see the egg carrier anywhere so what are we following yep okay did exactly you told me to be careful to not do can we please make this jump listen to me the game doesn't work it doesn't work oh thank god because i can't do it anymore we're just we're so close to the end that i have to finish and i do realize we have like two more stories and then like a final act to do listen it's all going to happen i committed to it i played all of balan it's only failed by to play all of this dude how long is this level we gotta like almost be out of here it's been like 40 minutes ending the ending seems like it'd be right behind this door but surprise it wasn't it was just more level oh god it's a high-speed segment oh no all right so far so good okay yep this is gonna okay great i just i love this animation of sonic just upside okay we're running on the waterfall now where's the end where's the end of this oh god it's over here it's over here i know it's over here oh thank you god [Music] all right this is a perfect time [Laughter] dude what is this game sega really put this out there like yep that's the game let's sell it there's still a way to change this what are you talking about crazy time traveler man if we return to an earlier point in time we'll be able to save her something's like huh why didn't i think of that time travel ah what is with these anthropomorphic animals and keeping gems in their butt technically couldn't you go back even further and then just stop eggman from doing this at all i can handle this myself oh no it's lunchtime i haven't eaten today hey welcome you came back to buy another gem huh allows you to use the scale custom action changes sonic's size doctors hate him you know i wasn't paying attention and i didn't even realize that you can equip some of these gems which basically just gives sonic all new kicks but like why would i ever want to be small sonic oh god i am so fast all right so i'm going to use the small sonic i don't know how good it oh i see why it would be good place is called aquatic base it's not very aquatic definitely a base hang on i was small how'd that hit me bridge is so narrow one bad homing attack and you're done come on game just hold it together just a little bit longer just a little bit longer what's up with the liquid floaty balls what are we in like a sensory deprivation tank i've always wanted to go in one of those seems like it'd be really relaxing you just sit in the dark i mean i basically do that already how do you think these videos get made i get on the ball i can get over there i'm afraid that walking okay how about be careful of lasers all right there's the end of this section i'm afraid i'm afraid someone's gonna catch me off guard because i'm running out of curse words to say oh god oh that was close all right uh we're gonna play some tails huh huh here we go oh sonic's gonna follow me now come on sonic attack just expect me to do all the work see i think we get over there but i don't know if i can make that jump oh we can i underestimated how far tails can actually fly just because after using silver i was like wow silver can't go very far with his little magneto technique i keep trying to pick up the rings that come out of the boxes that i throw because they mix with the regular rings like i don't know which ones are mine all right i'm gonna hit these switches seems to be the the right play here yeah everything just dies how do we emp this entire game uh tell me i was supposed to get in there for some kind of like time limit i would just break it okay that's fine that's the cheapest glass i've ever seen in my life i'll go on ahead all right knuckles time we get to play him in the light honestly i can't fully express huh honestly i can't fully express how excited i am for idris elba knuckles i just i really need that sonic the movie 2 trailer like injected directly into my bloodstream so if we could maybe hurry that up don't mind me just going to hit the brake robot switch thanks all right we're almost there i think it seems like we're almost there please let us almost be there all right and we're out of here which means it's final boss time more importantly it means i'm almost done with about a third of the game play time's over what is stopping sonic right now from just doing a spin dash and like decapitating dr eggman he wouldn't have to deal with this anymore like we didn't even have to give him time to get in this with the egg wyvern it's just a robot dragon it seems a little excessive for one little hedgehog all right he's letting ah ah okay you come on over here i'm gonna go oh god okay there goes some of my rings that doesn't work you know what i'm gonna use the power of the red gem and my air max 95s okay we did something we caught on we're piloting we got to crash them into things i think oh god this got controls for this is just really bad hit the debris okay there we go the part that sucks is we gotta hit him like 15 times because he's the final boss all right slow him down there we go all right that's two oh yeah easy come on man you know i have a homing attack why would you give me things to homing attack on all right we gotta hit him a couple more times we're starting to really lose our platform now yes i'm gonna walk and avoid it can you make it here by the way here's a couple great come on reach him you little what say it say the bad word dr eggman uh-oh um running out of options here i'm hanging on to this one ring oh god where am i where am i i can't see anything ahead not that one not no okay all right that's it just one platform left you know you could just blow this one up and i'm dead all right what's it gonna be here he comes [Music] now we both fall to our death oh no he's good he's got a little escape pod or not eggman about to go splat did you just fly off the screen part one of this dreadful journey's over so remember if uh okay maybe this track kind of slaps and the cutscene is pretty good i guess so we got a few more parts of this coming if you're not subscribed i'm begging you please please just subscribe numbers rule my life alright now that we're done with sonic story i feel like we're going to breeze through shadow and silvers they really did just put the entire budget into the opening cutscenes shadow just skating on by does he have a gun in this game is this metal gear solid art is shadow trying to break into shadow moses right now all right shadow's cool so i feel like we're gonna have a good time with it you know what i can't even lie to you a straight face this is going to be horrible i'm trying to remember where this weaves into sonic's part of the story because i think white acropolis is much further out so what was shadow doing this entire time working this really just is shadow gear solid metal gear shadow metal the hedgehog gear i just see shadow having far less speed segments and it's more just combat which means i'll probably end up dying less because i'm not gonna have to worry about just running off the stage it feels weird that we're kind of just like freezing in the air when we attack and we get to play as rouge i mean i guess that makes sense we play as like tails and knuckles in sonic story all right so she got the same thing or she's just a combination of tails and knuckles they had to put two in one because there is no third character that they can use oh you're just gonna put the switch like right in front of the door should i at least hit it i don't even think the search lights matter i think we can just walk right through them oh they want us to break them hello trying to break it nothing's working i'm trying everything okay that kind of works all right so um totally didn't know that there was like a warthog here what the [ __ ] are you sad of that joke driving a truck can i go over the ramp with the truck i can wait a second shadow actually turns around when he backs up this has very like venom driving a truck in the spider-man animated series vibes man this new forza game is crazy this is actually the plot to the next fast and furious movie oh we did it a rank right how's my driving call this number i like how rouge is just following shadows how about like one of these towers nope that's not gonna stop him how about the wall yeah the wall man i knew i should have ordered those snow shoes i like for the shadow boss fight you have to do like a tony hawk gap transfer from rail to rail and you have to crash it into shadow moses island like a little puppy doing zoomies my cats like to do zoomies but uh at three o'clock in the morning sit lay down play dead good boy all right so we're in the base now so is there no hub worlds for shadow is that why his episode is so quick could you escort me to the g-u-n rendezvous point see anyone who has a truck people are always asking them to help them move oh okay never mind we do have a hub world skating around you know what it doesn't sound nearly as catchy you think shadow would be like a sick oh hang on wait wait wait wait wait wait how do i how do we do this with shadow oh maybe we could buy some stuff um i guess the air chip what's a memory shard is it anything like a memory card chaos boost level one during the boost you will be granted chaos snap and an upgrade to chaos whatever sounds powerful the area up ahead near the cave just had a landslide it's dangerous so you better stay away well that's only going to make me go check it out don't you know how reverse psychology works when the chaos gauge is full use the trigger well it's full let me tell you what do i do now there we go what am i stan am i the green goblin okay how do i control this thing uh okay not by walking oh all right i guess i had to just jump under it listen shadow this is an ancient historic castle leave no trace meanwhile all right that was the shortest vehicle segment ever now a lot of you or i should say a good amount of you are very upset that i'm crapping all over this game okay so what was the point of that the shadow for like two seconds oh i have to find three things oh that sounds oddly familiar quite a few of you were pretty upset that uh i didn't like this game and i was calling it bad which it is it's a bad game some of you probably need to recognize that and also you're absolutely allowed to like a game even if it's bad i should probably make that clear rouge i don't know how you're scaling this wall with those shoes on hello boys i'm just i'm looking for something don't mind me i feel kind of helpless just throwing these little bombs i don't know i kind of wish i had some actual attacks like i feel like roo should play like morgan from dark stalkers but i guess maybe that's because i've been playing too much sonic smackdown oh no nope nope nope nope okay i don't think i can hang on to this all right here's one switch why you don't skip leg day whoa oh okay why did that launch me a hundred feet in the air sniped thank you let's get the second key this really takes me back to finding shards the master emeralds and sonic adventure 2. a much more superior game that is better in every single way that is an undeniable fact go ahead just argue with me in the comments section rolls downstairs a loaner in pairs rolls over your neighbor's dog [Music] i don't know what this glitch is but i kind of like it all right we're hovering i don't know where we're going but i like shooting stuff there's just like entire towers falling down ah okay very fragile i see i think this is the right way i mean we're in a tunnel now seems right okay now he can get out of this stupid vehicle probably gonna charge me a fortune for that too i had it for like 15 minutes and they charge over the whole day oh there's one of these birds over here okay don't know how that made any sense these towers look like they're made from cardboard the way they fall stiff gust of wind just knocks over the whole tower anyone remember those blocks that were made out of cardboard they used to build with i feel like they were always in dentist offices they're like all different color bricks and stuff all right come on shadow let's get out of here you seem to have a pretty short story which is perfectly okay there's really not much to shadow he's a very two-dimensional character he's just he's got to fit that vegeta archetype then again vegeta is more complex this old church or castle there's a lot of speed ramps that's the religion that i want to belong to the religion of extreme sports oh that's right the stairs that break okay we're dead uh don't you love when the game just randomly launches you off the stage and you die you have to go all the way back to the hub world not even a challenge you know i deserve that a a for s because that's what this game is oh dr eggman's here perfect timing if you'd be so kind as to hand back the scepter of darkness you took from me oh that's what it's called come on hand back the scepter of darkness we can do this the easy way or the fun way yeah i don't know what you thought you were gonna do there you're just a bat wait so does it break anyone gonna catch it that is a dark phallus looking beam of light standing very close to it i'd be like get the hell out of here oh it's shadow's shadow one could say that shadow is a shadow of his former shadow he don't even got a mouth he's like i've been the voice in your head all along very sultry smooth voice oh and he's gone they're all gone uh we are back in crisis city aren't we what is this place it seems we've been teleported oh crap the cut scenes and like the models and the mouth moving it's so weird to look at especially rouge like what is happening there she looks like a puppy hey remember this remember when knuckles went bunk shadow's like all right guys fill me in where are we why does this place have more highways than dallas oh okay look at shadow leaning back and forth to control it all right let's find the chaos emerald but more importantly where did we find a truck nope gonna possibly have done this on foot actually not gonna lie it's uh probably easier this way and uh probably should have taken insurance on the rental see this is actually a shortcut for speed runners this is uh called the rail skip some pretty advanced stuff you wouldn't know you know what stage i always loved in sonic adventure 2 it was a radical highway up and into the lava we go i think it's because razzle highway just if i remember correctly had a lot of grinding you know and we're like grinding's cool you know it's not cool death i will say that the uh the shadow stages are definitely more bearable sonic felt far more broken are we just doing like the same exact thing now i know this is the same stage but i literally think it's the same stage if memory serves me correctly it's a very long stage although it might be shorter since there's probably no high speed segment oh okay where are we getting these things anyway you know hang gliding seems like a very scary thing to do let alone one that's strapped with missiles i'm thinking about it you got to put a lot of faith in that little triangle just run jump off a cliff hang gliding honey take a good picture i'm dead this entire city is ruined but at least we have a working pulley up time for another armed buggy man the halo infinite campaign looks weird i thought they said they fixed it going fast i don't know where to go i don't know where to go hey hold up man did i need that [Music] man did i need that never in my life have i played a game that punishes you so much for using a necessary feature it's actually kind of ridiculous i can feel the chaos emerald that shadows thing right hey what up man i swear if you're one of the people that said this game isn't that bad just know you likely pour your milk before your cereal here's the end not doing that one again i guess that was all right we did it found the chaos emerald just a tiny emerald in a giant city it was easy rouge walking home with the chaos emerald like a kid who just got a new video game in the car on the ride home huh it's gamma omega oh it's omega let's go don't just leave him here not like we can do anything for him now well i guess we're just going to leave him here all right now we get to go fast i love going um i guess i went fast the wrong way the cost energy crust you guys eat the crust of your pizza i mean if it's cheesy crust yeah of course we all eat it we're not monsters we're like regular crust no no no get the ring get the ring i'm dead no toast you know i'd rather die and get a game over that early in a stage replenish my lives then make it all the way to the end and then get a game over but i'm sure i've already said that so if you guys hear repeat commentary just know i'm losing my mind fiery areas the entire thing is a fiery area excuse me can you open this box for me it's like when you go to a department store and you want to buy one of the video games you got to ask the clerk open the plastic case so this thing will fill up my bar then i can use this chaos boost and oh they just go flying i just want to go around this guy a guy with a giant lava boulder so the more i attack the more charge i get in my bar which means i can just kind of keep this form forever i've also just kind of throw projectiles and never lands i don't want to say the floor is lava anyway get your malphite looking ass out of here let's go i'm trying i would actually prefer to go into the volcano send me in some of these levels they feel pretty identical and it's probably because they are oh come on we gotta do this the levels are just copy and paste this isn't even funny because i don't have knuckles i can't glide i just have to rely on bad platforming so i have a question shadow's shadow left so why does he still have a shadow [Music] [Applause] i found a chaos emerald did you no way all right now we gotta fight this thing again defeat iblis in the exact same way you defeated him earlier it's the same exact boss fight all right put the chaos emeralds together the green one is the best chaos emerald it's the iconic one what was that little shuffle that knuckles did before going into the portal shadow's like hang on i gotta take this call oh he's back does he have a mouth yet oh you're just going to drop the chaos emerald on the floor um these robots meditating i think i just stumbled into a yoga class sorry don't mean to harsher zen but i have a hedgehog to find i think i just got to beat up a lot of robots but rouge can just like fly everywhere what's the point of having like a level that's designed like this oh god the camera's freaking out here's the goal oh that was nauseating was that it was that the whole level what was the point of that what did you think of my beautiful technique that's rank we take those oh omega's back online or i guess this is the timeline where he still works rouge the bat he's doing a quick google search but uh he's getting some interesting results take this and deliver it to shadow he's like i'm a killing machine you want me to be a delivery boy maybe just like a little bit faster we're kind of trying to save the world oh we get to fight mr no mouth now so i have a question is mevely's just a darker version of shadow or is this the form that he just chose to take oh you scary let's see if you can entertain me oh that um so what do i got to do here just oh he's like in my shadow that's scary that is actually genuinely terrifying i'm just gonna break these things because there's a lot of them and i don't have to be on the ground where it's scary it's like that whole philosophy when you're a kid that if you just go under the covers the monsters can't get you completely protected oh hold up let me fill up what are you doing get off me is this supposed to happen okay i have an idea it involves filling up my ability bar okay let's do this oh that's what i was supposed to do oh not so tough now i didn't have a chaos emerald imagine if i did oh i could just like beat the entire crap out of him okay um that was a little easy he doesn't have feet he just like walks on these little oh omega's here now do it toss me the emerald oh i get to play as omega and i just get to run around and shoot them we just gotta walk up to him and just blast and point blank my favorite mechanic in a sonic game just being able to tank unlimited hits as long as you keep getting the same ring but hey why fix what's not broken all right now you're dead or at least you got to go away for a little while until the next boss fight no wonder you can't stand up you got no feet no feet no mouth oh you got the frieza death ball though methodists go bye-bye look who's just running around the city is this not alarming i've got this train didn't sonic stop the train that's that's okay right wait i have to destroy the train oh here we go okay i think i broke the train wow amazing mechanics i swear this game is way too broken in the dumbest ways huh there we go when the game wants to work correctly so what does everyone think is it safe to say we're gonna see shadow at the end of the sonic 2 movie you think he's gonna like come out of his portal or he's gonna be i don't know hanging out with dr eggman or i mean i feel like we're kind of working our way up to that but i also don't want the sonic movie universe to introduce too many characters too quickly oh god here we go yeah get on the damn motorcycle wow this this controls very weird this this is very odd uh okay oh okay i just guess we're not getting that out of there i guess no more motorcycle fine unless there's an identical motorcycle only about 20 feet away right we caught up to the radical train that we have to destroy by the way you know what's not radical violence all right come on let's catch him catch him or destroy him i don't know which one it is why can't i just follow him through the tunnel one hour later here's some pretty great game design you have to shoot these two from the back but what they don't tell you is you gotta shoot this car from the side so here i am this entire time shooting it in the back like the other two cars and it's ineffective how is anyone supposed to know that oh no oh i gotta fight silver again oh crap why are you getting in my way wow clearly you're colorblind and i have a mouth i'm afraid to go near him after last time how about die oh no no it's happening go ahead pick something up and then we get him i'm gonna do this without dying i promise let's see oh i just got that ring [Music] no okay yep i had a feeling that was gonna happen i was like i got nowhere to go he's got me corn wait he threw me into a ring hang on here do it again do it again do it again this might work i might just be trapped in some kind of infinite loop here no i'm dead just like playing a game of tag only you can never be it or you die once you get the hang of uh how stupid broken the game is you know it's kind of easy to figure out see nice and easy i guess that was all right [Music] chaos control it just this roundhouse kicked him in the back of the head oh you got one too [Music] chaos chaos wait was his plan here just to bash him over the head with the chaos emerald damn it now we opened a rift in space it seems we must see what took place 10 years ago 10 years so that would bring us back to 1996 which means we'd be playing sonic 3 and knuckles some of these cutscenes look really good and that's why i'm really nervous about sonic frontiers because they're like finally an open world sonic game and from the trailer it looks gorgeous but we've been fooled before is that yep oh it's gone and the black shadow is the original methylis that's okay so this is the part of the story where uh if you play silver he branches off to fight iblis and i just i want to know your thoughts on sonic frontiers the game isn't out yet i'm sure we're all thinking the same thing it looks really good it's gotta be good but this is sonic team we're talking about sonic forces tricked us they brought back all old villains i actually i completely skipped sonic forces but if the demand is there for more bad sonic games you already know i'm down for the content i mean it can't be worse than this hell we even get to create an oc which is hilarious oh we can switch it up all right let's see that's right we can fly well shadow's dead you know give me the spiky balls they seem like they would hurt way more than a box get impaled by one of these fellas i just feel like a king dedede main spamming gordo i know people rip on sonic games and having too many quote unquote friends show up in sonic games but shadow has been the greatest addition in a long time like silver is cool but shadow is like the perfect antagonist because they took what was always cool about sonic which was attitude and they just turned it up to an 11. oh damn it i feel a motorcycle segment in my future if i make it to my future if anyone has been keeping track i would love to know how many times i've accidentally homing attacked off a stage and died oh wow i was right i don't even really know what any of these enemies are they're just like weird amalgamations people be like oh i love that enemy that enemy is my favorite random demon bat number 15. you guys open the door now i got somewhere to be they were just hiding the exit behind the door chaos control out yours it is chaos controlled the cloud all right so we put him in the staff now we get to use it right so okay i get it i get it we're in the past shadow trapped mephiles who escapes later on and then becomes shadow because he's the one that trapped him it's time to return chaos control this is nice everyone has their own little chaos emerald sorry little girl gotta go we left you with a present though it's a demon in a bottle careful he's gonna say some weird stuff candles are everywhere are you trying to sell me candles right now i think we gotta light all these somehow oh god oh the game doesn't wanna oh there's the scepter all right now i can finally stop meth list oh time for the hang glider again oh we're destroying all the rocks i don't know to me it seems like we could probably just get through this without having to destroy thousands of years worth of erosion i kind of like playing as omega so i'm glad we get to again i especially like his t-pose gliding nothing intimidates the enemies more than asserting dominance with a t-pose oh wait we can grind hold up more of that please more omega grinding come on don't tease me don't tease me and then not give me what i want it was so out of left field too i wasn't expecting it kind of felt like when you unlocked that weird secret character and like tony hawk or something pow oh he's unloading on him he's like stand down rock candy he's like shut the hell up pulls out the double gatling guns oh he don't got a nose either the one that defeats and seals you in the future is me oh no how could you well now that we know that you could just i don't know not all right so this is the final stage and then the final boss then we have one entire story left to go all right here we go nice gap transfer oh maybe not ah it's quicksand controlling is so wonky like i want to go fast but also i feel like it's probably too dangerous all right that's it the gates have opened it's just a bit further that's what i've been telling myself that's how we're getting through this game just a little bit further so sonic and shadow obviously have teammates you know you have tails and knuckles and you also have rouge and omega so is silver's story just only silver because i feel like that's much more bearable omega's so slippery for a six-ton robot my god i don't know how much he weighs but he's made of metal it's probably a lot i can tell you his combat is not fluid i can't even shoot this damn bird not worried about the enemies i'm worried about not having okay surprise bumper that almost got me killed if i had no rings i could just get like one one up i think i'll be good i think we could probably make it through the rest of the stage wait i see one and i'm coming for it are you [ __ ] you know i'm not even gonna say it i'm not mad i'm just disappointed this game had a ton of potential but uh it's just not good but i am actually happy that i saved silver for last i feel like i'll probably enjoy silver well now that that's a lie i won't enjoy it but it won't hurt as much why do i just have like no momentum when i'm trying to fly please let me through gotta hit the switch speaking of switch when are we switching back to shadow that tells me will likely be at the end of this stage whoa okay that's a lot of lava monsters i'm just mashing i am mashing so incredibly hard because i can't quite aim just kind of throw bombs at the floor or whatever give me a ring oh boy almost got roasted then i would have to do the whole omega part over again and bad word saying would have been sued [Music] um you can actually open up i see you i see you and i want you and i thank you doesn't always seem like i get one-ups and then immediately lose them i think that's what's happening because that's what we call comedic timing i was expecting you sooner just there waiting for us oh he's got the chaos emerald is it me or did he get uglier you have no desire for revenge you only crave destruction he's like methodist only wants one thing and it's disgusting this floor seems like something i shouldn't be able to walk on but i can so what do i do do i just homie attack him that doesn't work how do we hurt the boy crown and dark i don't want to i don't want to drown in anything what is that oh god oh what are you all right now who am i supposed to hit oh wait there's a lot of you i can't really do much until we like fill up the meter i think we're gonna need our me yeah hit him in his weird eyeball ah we used oh perfect timing i do just run up and hit him yeah that's it you're looking real scared now so far out of the two stories this is definitely the better final boss fight oh he's splitting two which is the real methodist oh that's the real one okay come on like two more hits two more temper tantrums on him then we can wrap this story this doesn't seem like it's going to work uh oh wait actually it might it might you're done mephilis stand down hand over the chaos emerald i will compliment the villain i think methodist is pretty cool now he's a puddle get back in the staff you know you're not allowed out mephilas back inside and think about what you've done oh it ain't over yet i thought we were done now he's got two chaos emeralds oh we're screwed i will fight like i always have what's he got what's he doing he's taking off the rings yo what he just dips he just skates out this is it the beginning of the end we played sonic story we played shadow story and i should probably shut up so i can learn silver's story this is very future trunks take out the sword cut it in half the flames of disaster known as abras so that's who iblis is oh and his blaze what's wrong he's appeared again he's like peace and he can just fly and then blaze like hang on i'm coming i hate when he does this all right so i've heard some bad things use the psychokinesis okay we learned that we learned that last time so i've learned um that some people have a great disdain for silver's story but i feel like it can't be that bad which is what i've said multiple times but really i mean come on it he's got like psycho kinetic powers like that's cool right so do i need things to be able to pick up in order to do damage or do i have an attack button or am i completely reliant on boxes being present so what you're saying is just chuck some of this garbage at it i've said it about ballen i'll say it about this game i think i'm experiencing stockholm syndrome oh you expect me to jump on that car are you nuts this feels like it's gonna go away sometime soon so i should probably hurry up wait hold up did i just delete that phoenix i'm still trying to figure out if i can do damage without having to throw something they don't quite make it clear because let me tell you that would greatly limit psychokinetic powers imagine having the ability to pick up and throw things and nothing's around and you're just like oh damn yes i'm powerless they're like hey pick something up you're like i can't there's nothing around like we don't believe you or or you don't or you just like spam debris so i've been warned about i don't know like some kind of ball puzzle with shadow that's apparently just bs so i'm not really looking forward to that you know i am looking forward to being done with this game here's why i think the silver story is probably going to be the most tolerable and help me out here i mean i know i'm right but i just want you to tell me that i'm right it's because i feel like there's not going to be any high speed segments and um yo blaze you good can you birds cut it out here hold this for me i don't know how quickly the bar burns out so i'm sure we're gonna find out i'm sure there's gonna be some really questionable jumps i'm just gonna be like hey does this work uh no it doesn't very nice of them to put these circles here so i know exactly what i have to do and uh by the way i hopefully this isn't the first episode you're watching like just see like this is it okay that doesn't work oh i should have just went down that's too far down if by some miracle this is the first episode that you're watching just know that i've played through sonics and shadow story as well so you can go binge those and of course there'll be a full cut of the entire series coming including the last episode in which maybe you're already watching that maybe that is the video you are currently watching which case welcome thanks for sticking around for this long we're gonna switch to blaze now which means all we have to do is uh raging demon everything whoa whoa whoa what what happened i pressed the button and she did like a crazy flip and accelerate a tornado i was joking that she's a shout out but she is okay i guess that's not gonna work there's a rock in the way oh the pioneer used to ride these babies for miles so is this their way of throwing high speed segments and like sonic oh god what note to self don't press that button i'm doing it anyway i'm pressing the button because i feel like that's the only way i can attack so we got like a third homie coming cuz at least omega shows up in shadow story like later on okay just ran into a wall good job blaze oh that's comforting they're breaking the fourth wall right now they're like chuck wants us to be over well guess what should probably warn him this is going to be a long episode i will say though the double jump just it does feel more natural than the homing attack because that's what it is it's it's a double jump so we're heading towards iblis the flames of disaster man that's a nickname that i would never want to have poor iblis he's like yeah listen they gave me the nickname in high school and it just stuck i'm trying to shake it ever since all right that's it they're ouch oh he threw a car at me one of my favorite current memes is the one where it's the guy with a very perturbed face and it's like me when i get out of a 12 hour shift and i see superman throw my car at the villain and miss who blaze doing over there please look at the camera blaze come on we're doing the thing come on i'm floating that was easy blaze is like oh thank god he didn't fly away this time so that's the iblis i don't know if i want to go around name calling especially to that thing come on you monster silver i was just saying this seems like it'd be a final boss i don't know about a first boss defeat iblis that's it just defeat it how do we do that just throw rocks at it but it's made of rock why does that even hurt it oh god he's got a whole ass building run okay there was no dodging that or maybe there was are we out of things is there anything else i can throw oh hold up hold up oh okay okay okay okay we can grab those oh hot gonna blow on them a little bit he's got a whole building he was gonna throw a wee work at me so if if there's nothing for me to grab i kind of just like we just wait here awkwardly he's like all right let me just stretch out got to be nice and limber for this one all right i'm just gonna wait here go ahead hit me with the building i don't know what i'm supposed to do there i guess we just take the hit oh we did it he's like no i will now retreat back into the lava which by the way doesn't hurt me because i am made of lava does it just kind of drain like the moat in mario 64. what no love for blaze she helped us cook them looks like we stopped it for now but it'll just rise up from its ashes again what's the point of all this it'll never end that's how i feel about this game man how can we completely destroy what are you talking to by knowing the truth of course it's mephiless you need to find the being originally responsible for this catastrophe he's like i know i'll just turn him on sonic and shadow because then i don't have to do any work nephilis is working smarter not harder i have the power to travel through time no way why do i feel like in the boost silver's actor was just overacting everything was awakened it sounds like the same voice actor for trunks but i don't think that's eric vale hang on i gotta look this up you're like sonic he's the one that destroyed nibbleheim i see it okay so it is in fact not eric vale but it very well should be i just realized that if i get to fight sonic and shadow the shoe is on the other foot now now i must fight for the future we're running where are you going first i need to gather information oh fun nothing more that i love in a sonic game than gathering information you want to know if i've seen the iblis trigger i don't know what the hell you're talking about what are you some kind of giant mouse or something did i eat too many special brownies rib roast i think i just saw somebody wha oh what iblish trigger what kind of meat is that this guy he's got his priorities in check that's me by the way what are we doing playing this game when we can just be roasting some ribs gotta get myself a smoker what do you think did we just stumble into like a dog park oh you know these are chairs the hell are we playing like musical chairs over here i'm taking your ball silver the bully yeah now go get it let's check out the store see if there's anything we can buy single layered extreme allows you to use hold smash you know what i feel like after fighting silver and realizing is overpowered you can get all the upgrades it looks like this lotus will help me jump based on how long i charge my psychokinesis that's how i have to jump everyone else i think was able to just do it we need psychokinesis so i think oh no oh no i ran out of i should have waited to charge it so before i died i was going to say that i think silver being kind of slow is both a blessing and a curse because when you're traversing open worlds like trying to find this stage it takes forever give me the missiles throw them back at you i hate that i can't do anything unless i have something to throw i might be able to get around on this turtle am i gonna use mind control on the turtle no we're just gonna let the turtle use free will this turtle is pretty useful once you get it right i'm just standing on it bro there's got to be a faster way there's no way like this was the optimal route for him to go where he's going this level's way longer than it needs to be it's way longer than ah than it has any right to be especially when i've done this exact stage in like a fraction of the time oh come on i have a strong feeling this is what people were talking about the ball puzzle so what do i have to where'd it go okay where is it what yeah that's fine that works um maybe i can go up is that how that is that how that was supposed to be done i don't think so so i think that ball was just to destroy enemies and had just absolutely no bearing on the stage itself maybe this isn't the faded ball puzzle maybe this is just here to use to destroy all the enemies or maybe not who needs the ball i'll do it myself and if they're gonna surround me with all these explosive boxes they make it easy all right i hear the goal i hear it i almost ran out of telekinetic bar and fell on my death silver doesn't need to flex so hard when he finishes the stage this is how psychic pokemon trainers be showing up to fights looks like we're gonna get a little bit of blaze action now so this is the past yep that's it that's the past i hope silver is okay he's pretty insecure when he's alone can i just speak my truths aren't we all insecure when we're alone oh okay they're just gonna fire us out of a cannon for this stage i'm just hammering the x button and it's working wonders so after this you know as every other 3d sonic game has done we have a final act i don't know what it is yet but i'm thinking maybe we'll just like throw it in with the super cut as opposed to just making it its own thing if it's really short so you'll get a super cut with like some bonus content i feel like an indie game studio now and mark my words one day i don't know when just asterisk i'm gonna make my own game i'm putting it out there i put it out in writing already because i want to be held responsible but as soon as i can get the idea down and the funding it's on my bucket list you know the further and further i get into this game the more and more it doesn't want me to complete it look at this nice short blaze level little bite-sized blaze kind of sounds like a candy probably cinnamon flavored though you know like those hot tamales not a fan of those can't complain and we got an s-rank oh this is it please tell me we're gonna fight sonic now finally found him and please tell me you have to be as cheap as possible wait no amy you're changing the future hey you're not sonic that's racist hey where'd he go i'm sorry did you miss someone because of me yeah your boyfriend i'm trying to murder him well then i'll help you what you dirty little cheater what's your name it is silver the hedgehog like every other hedgehog silver all of our last names are the hedgehog or you think there's a hedgehog out there that's like speedster jones man you know i'm three stories into this thing and i still don't know where the entrance to castletown is i think this is it hey let's talk to sir topham hatt oh no eggman's mechs are trying to smash down the city gate what you want a pass to go into the desert now is not the best time you know a dun came in here and fogged up my monocle don't worry mr peanut i'll handle this very nice of them to leave about okay they're not even attacking me this guy's just like shooting a rock over here this is what he was worried about he could have just like walked up to the robot and hit the off switch oh we're being timed okay what was the thought process here alright squad we're gonna go attack the castle town entrance we want to try to draw out that psychokinesis guy but let's make sure to scatter a bunch of metal boxes and spike balls around because we're not complete animals dr eggman is like i'm evil but you know in a take over the world kind of way i still have morals thank you the town is saved thanks to you as promised here's a pass to the desert why do we need tickets to go to the desert this pose looks extremely familiar it's very sabrina the teenage it witch d for damn we're really close to 500 000 subscribers am i right these look expensive better destroy them uh i probably don't want to go down there i know this is very tantalizing arrow but i'm gonna say it's probably not a good idea oh we gotta ball them up just drop them okay or they just explode oh it's like a pool table uh crab robot corner pocket oh how did i die there okay this seems like a ball puzzle maybe this is what you guys are warning me about why are they all nine balls i i broke something what am i supposed to do are they gonna explode like count yeah they're counting down something's not right here wait did i do something right i don't even know literally nothing is explained oh cool we get to play as amy does she have a hammer she does okay hold the x button to become invisible has amy always had this ability i need some questions answered because i don't remember amy having invisibility they need to stop making amy the damsel that needs to constantly be saved by sonic or at least that's how she acts because this chick could go invisible i didn't know she was part chameleon he just showed up and died ah calling them the big boys huh little crawfish bots can't stop me never had crawfish isn't it just like baby lobster nope you dropped your balls i caught them both why are they slimy i wish the combat was just like a little faster i feel like shadows combat was the most optimal because you could destroy enemies way faster here you kind of have to rely on using his psychokinesis and then using the attack button seems easy enough oh i see how this is going to get annoying i get it now teacher can i have another one thank you okay that's working that's working so i guess you can't hit it too many times that's the objective here all right let's aim that way uh that's gonna oh oh it stopped it thank you thank you very much i gotta get it over there and i have like three hits left i have two yep that didn't work gotta go all the way back now oh i can charge it listen i'm actually an expert pool player so you don't got to worry about this taking too long it's all about trigonometry we're going to launch it that way oh cool all right let's see this might work nope it's not gonna work okay this is fun oh crap goddammit who thought this was a good idea who was like yeah this is great game design just someone please help me understand what is the countdown what is it based on maybe we're just stuck in purgatory maybe that's what this is you know what people warned about the ball puzzle i'm gonna cry man please stop hitting the pillar yeah ball puzzle more like a ligma puzzle no where you go no no no no no no no just stop rolling so i can do something god damn it now i get the lock i'll open if i can put this ball in the hole all right i'm just gonna try to launch it as far as i can and hope [Music] come on don't fall in don't oh okay it doesn't matter because i'm dead now nothing screams grand finale like this bull this is working did i just need to be like gentle this entire time okay easy first try no no go inside don't don't you dare don't come on please plea oh thank you oh thank you please no more of those that was easy you sit on a throne of lies i can't believe we haven't located sonic yet i can't believe i just had to spend 20 minutes of my life that i'll never get back trying to get that ball in the hole oh amy's gonna be pissed the shoe's on the other foot now here take a seat ow come on i'm trying to hit my man with the ikea furniture rapid fire launching chairs at him actually kind of yup he's dead looks like i'm on a roll so how does it feel is this a joke for the sake of the future the iblis trigger must be destroyed it's like talking to a crazy person in new york city just wandering the streets of the like gotta stop the iblis trigger where's my shoes i feel like they should have been clarified like way before and this is the part where sonic just dips he's like alright your problem now were you planning to kill him yes he's responsible for destroying my world that's crazy sonic would never do that but it's true you don't know that sonic spends most of his time avoiding amy if i had to choose between the world and sonic i would choose sonic ah okay that's unhealthy or maybe it's just love and this story is just about silver trying to understand love he's like i'm just gonna sit by the ocean and watch the waves for a bit what's wrong i thought i knew what love was blaze but it turns out i don't you're so naive since he's after dr eggman let's sneak into eggman's base we'll need to hit the switches at the same time can i just like spin her my guess is we gotta head over to the shop there's probably something here how would you look at that how coincidental that's just what we need so we get to do like the superhero landing ready and bam a little less anti-climactic than i thought it was going to be you know that thing you do when you like try to talk through burps so somewhere in between uh the last stage in this one i body to crunchwrap supreme so sonico6 isn't the only obstacle in my way right now and right after i told myself new year time to start eating better got a kid on the way need longevity and then my pregnant wife was like how about we get taco bell and i was like i'll have a crunchwrap supreme it's fine i'll just i'll burn the calories off in anger from what i see silver story is pretty lengthy there's gonna be a lot more rage okay that almost launched me right off the stage ow there's the boulder oh okay see here's the thing no wrong way you see they want you to run down but somewhere along the lines you go from holding up to holding down and it just turns you around you see they want to launch you to run away from a giant snowball but uh if you start holding cool great white acropolis more like white acropolis because it sucks i can't even see where i'm going all right time to hammer the x button i don't think we need to go like 12 feet up in the air every time we attack one enemy it's just theatrics now you know what we're just gonna do this my way you guys are right maybe breaking the game is the only fun thing about this game and that's what some of you were getting at this entire time but it's not enough to warrant it being a fun game or good or any combination of the two i would very much like to end this stage as soon as possible being that i only have one life come on just show me the goal ring or show me a one-up i think i gotta go up here unless this route is for shadow only because you know three different characters have been to this stage but you see silver growing up was the slowest hedgehog and all the other hedgehogs bullied him get on my way box uh-oh come on almost there leave the rings we can't get them all all right we made it oh silver's just huffing puffy's out of breath it's like i don't know how these other guys do it we're safe for one more stage time to fight the egg genesis again a little flathead robot this might be fun return to sender you know like in the sonic 2 trailer that's topical right i can't see anything where's the floor i love this guessing game like am i close to an enemy who knows [Music] that was totally amazing game design i'm trying to do like the landing thing but it's not letting me stop flying into the other robot if i throw enough things something eventually has to land see just like that i feel like silver's whole thing is just like quantity over quality just grab as much crap as you can and just fling it shake them off i swear we gotta get silver some new shoes he's gotta talk to that shoe guy maybe get something to make him a little bit faster please just let me pick my target it locks on to the stupid robot i need to just knock off the last leg okay i got a lot of stuff now if i miss i deserve it i missed please it's right here thank you that should not have taken eight minutes he can try it i like how they gave up and just like i don't know steer the ship into him try to run him over is blaze doing a fortnight dance that's a chaos emerald yup collect seven and a miracle's poster does each chaos emerald have a different power like the infinity stones i've never actually looked it up or are they just all created equal i've been trying to find sonic but now i think i'm in trouble just go invisible are we not gonna bring that up ever again maybe i should just walk away real quietly why does she kind of sound like dot from the animaniacs well to be fair she kind of just like walked out of the door okay i'll go with you strange pink hedgehog lady oh it was that easy defeat all enemies going after elise that'll be easy if they can't see me do i have like a meter or something or am i just invisible forever okay so it's time i was like can i just stay invisible forever that's kind of broken excuse me fellas oh oh i should do that oh you're shocked to see me and not sonic i'm like hovering i just walked into the spike i'm like hovering around the game over like i'm two hits away from getting a game over radical oh that reminds me radical train is coming up which is not radical you miss me you stupid bionicle hey this is a pretty nice castle very airy open floor plan i've been waiting so patiently for you to return princess very easy for villains to come capture oh wait mephilis who is the iblis trigger i am talking to you pal why does that matter to you i like methodist as a villain he might be the best part of this game is he in the lost world game where they kind of brought all the villains back so when they were advertising lost worlds i think that was the game that i was like yeah that's cool because they're bringing back like a bunch of old villains and i saw chaos was methodist part of that because i think i've gotten to a point where where the hell is this i i could never remember where anything is there we go did we run all this way for nothing or do you have a power you do this allows you to teleport dash just what we need that seems like it's gonna get me into trouble i would hardly call that a teleport i'm just lunging slightly forward hey that i'm about to get caught there's like a dude over here somewhere am i doing it this is so stupid this is so stupid okay i didn't even teleport dash there i botched it silver sneaking into radical train was like the equivalent of a toddler playing hide and seek and the adult is like where is silver i can't find him hey hun have you seen silver i can't seem to find him anywhere so like i was saying about sonic lost world is i feel like i've gotten to the point where yeah we're gonna play like more sonic games good and bad i i feel like that's just where we've gotten with the channel oh good a one-up because you guys want to see it you want more sonic games you want more mario games good bad although there's far fewer bad mario games than there are bad sonic games i i mean i guess it depends on who you ask but objectively hey silver is that a missile you got there are you just happy to see me oh break it down you say don't mind if i do wow that only cracked it silver you got weak psychokinesis you call that psychokinesis we're like psycho tickling that's definitely a fetish amongst the x-men what do we got to do with the train this time we had to outrun it we had to blow it up what's next he wants to send me back you got to do like the crash bandicoot thing when he's on the bridge levels and crash one you just got to walk on the ropes did you shoot a butt laser at me it looked like he turned around tell you right now after that crunchwrap supreme i'm shooting some butt lasers myself please die why do you have so much health dude this robot will not die there we go took a long time and for what there's the train so in this iteration of the stage you actually have to get on the train because silver is not fast enough so he has to take public transport this is a scene right out of the stand by me remake that's coming out in 2023. you know i wouldn't be surprised that was surprisingly easy and we didn't die one single time oh now we get to fight shadow ah this is so corny yo he'll just just kill him right now he'll like squash his brain or do whatever he's gonna do his full intention here was to just murder sonic until shadow showed up i won't hold back here i come you know i wouldn't go on record to say that uh silver's story is bearable and the least tragic part of this game but then i remember that we had to put up with that ball puzzle and uh that feeling immediately goes away shadow's actually putting up a fight hit him kick him while he's down can i do this thing no doesn't seem very uh optimal in fact i've used it once and that was to hit all four switches at once other than that it has been completely useless oh he's got the full bar he's red if you space out the barrels you could kind of just like bonk them over and over again like i'm gonna get as many as i can and we're just gonna one two three perfect chaos control completely unnecessary but this might be my favorite scene in the entire game i control time and space you can you didn't need to control time shadow just packed him solo he just goes to smack him with the chaos emerald i love it you induced chaos control he's like i was actually going to bash your head in with this shiny rock if you want the truth come with me if you want to live real terminator energy here no more power oh he did silver's like it smells like fried chicken in here ah the power of the sun in the palm of my hand i have a really bad feeling that there are more ball puzzles in my immediate future and i hope i'm wrong oh cool we could play a shadow we did plenty of that already so i don't know if i need any more of it look at that like riding a bike while wielding a shotgun wait a second in shadow story we had to play as shadow and silver so that would make this the same exact stage it's the same thing or like pretty close yeah no i i think it's it's probably the same here's the ball thing again although this is the better of the ball puzzles whoop oh i went too fast i would do best i'm dead silly me for thinking that i could speed run this because i've been here before i'm not sure that i've gotten a game over in silver's story yet so i'd like to keep it that way if possible oh they can pop it i guess i didn't realize that i just needed to optimize my path i could optimize my pathing i can totally do this without the bubble all right what if i do like one of those no listen in my heart i know that there is some way to do this without using the damn bubble oh wait there was another bubble over here the whole time let's cut that so i knew that the entire time i knew that was here i was just pushing the limits of this game [Music] why did i ditch that why did i why did i do that wait i could reach that though i can reach that i can do it see simple enough those enemies look like they're guarding that door those enemies look like they're guarding that door let's start with violence that's it we did it huh um i'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen with my totally legit copy of this game you know what the messed up part is i can't see if there's any like holes in the floor or maybe silver is just so powerful that he can do like the scarecrow thing and make you hallucinate or maybe i've just been playing this bad game for so long that i'm starting to hallucinate i feel like gojo just used his domain expansion oh it just popped up out of nowhere all right get me out of here is the cut scene gonna be broken now too so this is where we were what are you doing you've got to leave i have my duty you better hurry before this game implodes that's what we should be more worried about the living flame that has been entrusted to the royal family fall into slumber with a royal soul my dude just said take a nap i've done it i can die now here she's your daughter now come a strong queen who doesn't cry and did you do it yes and you yep i watched him die what do we do with her i don't know just put her by the tree and let's go give her the chaos emeralds give her another powerful ancient relic you know is a treat it's a lucky charm what did you see the ableist trigger wasn't sonic the hedgehog i heard that the princess here left for dr eggman's base in response to his earlier threat what if his ultimate objective was to release iblis it just clicked he's like i just sealed him in the past now i gotta deal with it again i still think this stupid dash here is probably the most useless thing that they added into this game and that says a lot oh wait do i do like the three trials again this is where the trials will be held first trial trial of friendship are you ready we'll begin the first trial save the capture blaze within the time blaze is way badass enough to save herself she don't need me blaze don't worry i'm gonna get you out of there and if by some chance i don't maybe the real test of friendship was the friendship that yeah you know how it goes damn that's a lot of enemies am i sure that blaze is my friend all right let's just get as many boxes as we can just collect them all how many can i hold it once they're kind of clouding my view now there we go you're safe blaze you can go home now all right so we did friendship this one's what love trial of memory we play like a matching game oh it's just this again that's it i pick okay all right so we're going in this one next question what comes to mind with the words flames was divester seal ten years ago for princess oh he asked me a question oh well it's obviously princess elise duh i probably should have talked to him before i jumped in last time what comes to the mind with the words blue hedgehog huh this one's tough for hatred go right for teamwork go left hang on it just depends on what timeline we're in i've seen into your heart you have banished all doubt from your mind however looking back on the past may be what has calmed the wavering of your heart keep your heart and mind strong as you proceed to the next battle all right then the last trial the trial of heart this is about battling the fears deep inside you you need to battle the enemy without using any objects is that even possible what are you talking about i totally have objects just not mine so we have the trial of friendship memory and heart basically a kingdom hearts game you know this entire game is the trial of patience you must battle the fears deep inside your heart which uh we're all out of today so here's some more robots you have faced your fears and overcome the tests you have proved yourself worthy of the royal wait was this oh so i have permission to marry elise now is that what this was about you've completed the final trial the path of the old castle lies open follow your own path white hero take me sam eagle to the castle we go even though i'm pretty sure i've done this already and with my power i summon stairs [Music] they want me to knock down a whole ass tower that didn't work wait i didn't even need the pendulum that tower crumbled excuse me does anyone know what i can do with these big balls so like i'm racking my brain right now trying to come up with what my favorite stage is out of all the stages in this game and that's just like saying hey what's your favorite natural disaster do you like hurricanes how about earthquakes because there's no right answer but maybe white acropolis just for the soundtrack alone oh silver's trash talking now now we're slinging more than objects or slinging insults it's personal now silver's throwing boxes but he's also like your mom's a hoe oh i know why use the pendulum when we can just use the box i have a feeling i need to grab that and it's going to refill me so i can continue to hover there we go i was exactly right because i am a genius how does it feel being as smart as me no one would know so there's no answer to that oh no no there's no rings in here oh i can grab those okay here you go hey mister you lost this ah crap all right how much more we got to go oh okay that's how they get you they try to get you to hover over that platform to your death kind of messed up oh the one that i just threw what are we doing with it ah here we go whoa whoa whoa whoa oh okay so i need to like levitate with it that's cool i feel like i've done that before i don't remember this entire game is a blur a blue blur sorry jokes aside i'm traumatized oh i see it i see it oh great man what a way to go out if i die right here that would be tragic dude and the eagle was right here all along i'll take it from here oh okay all right great we're gonna throw sonic into the mix now i am least comfortable with sonic in fact there's nothing less comforting than the game being like all right you have no lives left how about a sonic high speed segment what happened what happened what happened oh i pressed the button okay never again i'm so nervous i really do not want to do this all over again oh thank you thank you very much hook me up just like one one up somewhere i know you're hiding it here okay nice and easy gentle so gentle so gentle there it is there it is and that's where i would immediately die feels good you can just get like a bunch of bullets and then you can like distribute them all right the eagle express is waiting for me it's calling my name come on here we go you're gonna really just dip me in the water he's like how about a near-death experience something tells me like behind that wall lies a goal ring i would like just a regular ring first though i hear it where is it oh here it is thank you that thing looks like it's on fire i think it's on fire very helpful now sonic just accepts despair then he moves on to the first stage of grief everyone take out your shiny crystals blaze is like uh i don't have one i know how to save our world now we don't have to change the past so you have a plan no well then let's hurry i sense his flames oh mysterious all right final stage then final boss and then final act and then i can finally rest okay that's gonna go up there you can stop now i have a feeling that yeah i can't make that jump however can we just hit the come on crap i think i need to like bring this thing with me no that doesn't seem right okay fellas just like leave me be for a second thank you appreciate it come on just open the door i feel like this will probably be a short level i hope this will be a short level we'll fight iblis and uh and then we can kind of just like chill until it's time to record the uh the final act i don't even really know what to expect in the final act does everyone get like a super form i'm going in blind so i really don't have a clue and i want to say don't spoil it for me but by the time this video goes up i'll probably already played it okay come on things are getting real hot getting real close to the end i'm just numb i'm numb at this point do i even need the spring it's been proven that i don't that's cool that you're doing like a synchronized dance routine over here but how am i supposed to kill you guys i kind of have a door to open oh okay that worked we take those oh now a box shows up like i need it just kidding i need it please send more when you desperately need a box to show up in this game it's like that package that you're eagerly anticipating finally showing up at your door there's something most satisfying when it's like a computer part or something like if you're doing a new build your gpu finally comes in and it's the last piece speaking of last piece here you go oh he knocked all the rings into the lava dude that's so evil i needed those are there any rings anywhere no i am going to die oh god please no yeah damn it dude this stage is so long please don't make me do it again please just don't torture me like that we're almost done come on man someone throw me a bone here in the shape of a one-up capsule oh would you look at that asking you shall receive come on we're getting there we're getting there i don't know where there is i mean i kind of do know where there is happiness wait i can do that i have not been using that shock jump correctly or whatever it's called all right this seems very like end of the stage because the end is in the volcano right it's always in the volcano three hedgehogs and a volcano like a sitcom nope it's just more stage is it me or is this the longest stage in the game or does it just feel like that because i have like one life and i haven't gotten a single game over with silver oh no it's this thing again i gotta light them all up that's one two or i can force it open oh why are there more checkpoints dude the stage is incredibly long for no reason i'm opening the door i don't care at this point hit me i wonder what the point of these are like i can bring it with me and then like it immediately breaks at least silver kind of like glows in the dark all cool why is there another checkpoint just like a 30 minute level could you imagine if i died and had to do this all over again yep this is this is gonna be bad shouldn't have did this hang on a second what if i just bypass it all i really just bypassed all of it uh final boss fight do we get to like save oh cool where's the ring oh damn it i'm screwed what is that is that the power of iblis so this is the power of a super saiyan god all right before okay do we do what do i do do we just destroy it am i doing it [Music] i i did it i destroyed it i won now what the smoke clears and waiting at the end of the stage is the goal ring in what feels like the longest level i've ever played in any video game ever that took too long yeah no it did you're not wrong all right we're here finally this story felt like the longest and maybe that was just because of flame core only time to fight magma godzilla it is cool how every character has their own different boss fights all right this is uh this is working so contrary to popular belief it looks like uh sticks and stones actually will break your bones who would have thought is this it do i just have to jump over that over that oh that one was uh that was over me yo he's doing the i had to do it to impose what am i supposed to do now what oh i see you gotta give him migraine he's like oh my head it's actually perfect for an excedrin commercial can i catch that [Music] nope i was like yeah hang on let me try and catch the moon from majora's mask i'm gonna go under that one under that one over that one over that one i'm getting good at this now put that big stupid head down oh you really destroyed it where am i supposed to go we gotta catch the rocks stop all those there we go there we go there we go oh they all broke love of rain i have a feeling i didn't do enough damage and i'm gonna die and i'm gonna get that game over that i didn't want to get i almost like stepped into that little pool of lava on his head i don't know if that hurts we're almost there yeah i know i see it i see it well we went this entire way without a game over until now i got a question why isn't blaze helping me she's here it's just like backseat gaming am i supposed to hit that thing can i catch it i'm gonna try and catch it i can catch it i feel like i tried that already and it didn't work i mean how you're really supposed to know in this game you press buttons and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't work but most of the time it doesn't work now put the head down i just want to give you scratches give you some head boops just give you some nose boops all right this should not have been like a three try thing but it was and i ruined my perfect track record all right here we go we're just gonna bounce it right back at him we need like a cool catch phrase like why why didn't we catch it why didn't we catch it that time see we've gotten him to like last hit before we're gonna do that again right now just like pat him on the head he's not a good boy but he gets pets anyway all right now watch he's gonna send the giant rock at us i'm gonna hold the trigger because it's the same as last time it's exactly the same thank you that should have happened last time and he did go to hell i was gonna say that last time but he killed me all right now we just get to enjoy some really expensive cutscene chaos emeralds lend me your power fall into slumber with my soul you cursed flames of disaster oh snap you know words are hurtful silver why won't it accept me as the vessel because you have no hatred in your heart don't worry i'm already toxic this is so noble of her she's like don't worry my soul is not pure [Music] right you said so i can't i wouldn't know what to do now now is like not the time gotta make a decision to save the world you're my friend right oh friend zoned she's about to die for you and you're friend-zoning her so what happens please just like sacrifice herself does she die dude she just becomes a ghost tell me the final act is just about saving blaze all right oh she's like gone gone you saved the world silver but at what cost all right here we go we've suffered through three episodes for this sonic shadow silver and now the end did he just kill sonic ah okay this game just got interesting um sonic's dead i guess this is what they meant by that uh whole sonic dies 2006 rumor that surfaced back in the game fact days when sonic adventure 2 came out no he's dead honey he's dead wait hang on as we've seen the tears of a loved one can often bring protagonists back to life okay so he wants the burning in his heart he wants to set his heart ablaze no chaos emerald you're holding it upside down there you go dude mephilis doesn't mess around he just showed up in one shot sonic oh damn another fire cut scene uh why are you guys still watching what's going on i literally have no idea what to expect from the last episode but hopefully it's better than the rest of the game because you know it's the last episode all the characters are going to come together now get their super forms or whatever this is all so confusing it seems we were all caught by the spatial distortion oh eggman's here they ought to beat his ass this is his fault seal has been broken why they make dr eggman look like jerry hulkins sonic it's okay everyone's love will revive him [Music] you think eggman would be like ecstatic that sonic is finally dead and his corpse is right there i think they're really underselling the sonic's dead thing [Music] except for amy what's the matter oh you know sonic is dead sonic's presence in the wind i don't think he's dead yet of course let's call him back with the power of the chaos emeralds how do you even know if you can do that all right gang let's split up scooby doo style all right so we gotta get all the chaos emeralds to save sonic i assume we have to just play through like every single character what is that oh that killed me all right i'm just gonna run i just go as fast as i can oh god oh help help help oh no oh boy oh crap oh no am i gonna get like some kind of like briefing as to what i have to do here that thing's just hurling boxes at me help me help me question mark if you touch this rock you can slow the time space rift just slightly huh oh this is terrifying trying to keep an eye out for like more of those oh what up lights that i can turn on i just i need like one of those little night lights we afraid of the dark but not before i get all these rings oh there's the chaos emerald all right one down all right oh gross we got to do an omega stage oh no no no no stay up okay they're all over the place they're spreading oh they have like their own gravitational pull so you got to be careful like i can go for that one up right there oh like it matters so okay i see where this is going to be annoying because if you get a game over you got to do all this all over again and i have a feeling it's not gonna be fun where are we going omega come on can you come with like a gps or something oh that's not gonna work we're gonna use iframes though we're gonna use iframes we're not gonna use anything this sucks we have to go all the way back to here oh i hate this this is just like a really horrible victory lap just you have to like play every character again come on there's got to be another light somewhere oh there's the emerald there it is knuckles of all people should know nope come on come on escape the void like we're all just trying to do oh okay that this is weird this is a good game that looks like a place they would hide an emerald nope that's an emblem all right it's got to be like hidden in a box it's like over here nope it's not here oh i see it nope don't go in the water don't i'll never give up let's go very optimistic silver coming into this emerald hunt see they're throwing the boxes at me but i can throw them right back they don't know i can throw them right oh that's quicksand i feel like i got this one on luck we just played through silver story so he's fresh in my mind ow i hurt myself come on oh we have no lives left this is bulls they have no qualms about killing you here come on uh we're going back to the beginning aren't we all right dusty desert boy i hate when they spawn like right up your ass all right we gotta be getting close come on almost there i know time and space is about to be destroyed which like hang on for a few more seconds this is not looking good oh there's a light there's a light there's a light there's light the light touch it touch the light see they actually they want you to go towards the light here pro level strats you ever see never mind it's a little challenging over here if you do like these little zigzags like running away from a crocodile or an alligator i don't know which one it is but tell you to zigzag that's how you do it because those morons can't sidestep we're like right there too and they had to throw like this quicksand i was like yeah i'm good just jump in and go you know what this feels like it feels like i'm doing champions road all over again but like the nightmare version you know what it's not champions road it's the mystery house and look don't use the teleport dash there's no way to avoid that garbage ass game that some of you like i swear you know i don't take comfort in knowing that i still have a couple more characters to figure out and only three lives left so i'll probably have to run through all this a third time unless this game wants to be generous there we go we finally made it across which means we'll probably die here ah hang on i don't trust that we're not making that jump this jump maybe there we go if i would have died there i would have had some choice words the chaos i feel like rouge and knuckles are probably the easiest ones since i have the least chance of dying because i can just glide everywhere maybe the beach the beach seems there it is see i told you i'm too good at this game don't you like have a couple emeralds already didn't we have to get all seven you're telling me we didn't have like one or two of them oh that was convenient thank you for throwing that right there oh hold up that's right we have like a godly double jump who do we have left because we did knuckles tails rouge amy oh we have shadow left but i am flying through all right this has to be it yep that's on par for the course shadow is going to be a huge problem i can tell you right now it's the speed the speed is going to be a huge problem for me hey let's go one up territory two one-ups is it my birthday you all were doubting uh nothing i didn't say anything so we're gonna go oh that's the wrong way you didn't see the the stream of rings oh can't go that way anyway how am i supposed to i guess around yeah what no i swear man to come all this way only to lose on shadows would be heartbreaking please i don't want to have my heart broken i don't deserve it i deserve love i deserve love this is where it ends isn't it because i have no idea how i'm even going to make it around that you know what i'm just going to go down i'm just going to go oh no don't you dare i can smell the emerald i don't know what emerald smells like but i know it's here oh wait that just sent me all the way back see i love this because someone came into the boardroom one day and they're like all right we gotta develop this game what are we gonna do with the last act someone was like what about uh if it's the bad mechanics of uh the rest of the game but it felt like a toddler was constantly yanking on your arm genius give this man a raise okay uh okay so i guess that was easier than i thought maybe i took the wrong path or something all right finally made it through that uh they're gonna have some kind of like sonic the hedgehog pentagram and i wish to talk to sonic once again god please bring sonic the hedgehog back to life this seems like something i would have asked for as a five-year-old i love how the plot here is resurrecting sonic there is a kiss i didn't think they were gonna do oh that's how he goes supersonic huh would you look at that now if only they could resurrect the franchise thank you for collecting chaos emeralds and allowing me to play dead to get a little bit of action so do we actually get to see like super silver because i don't know what that looks like ah this is kind of epic i'd be more excited for this if the rest of the game wasn't eggman is pissed eggman can't even crack a smile solaris this is a bird that body of light is the sign of a super dimensional life form okay so what do we do here he eats dimensions for lunch delicious [Music] all right let's switch what do i do i don't know what i'm supposed to do it's not letting me fly towards him oh i can like shoot something did that work nope okay we damaged him a little bit so it looks like sonic gets a charge shadow gets to shoot like i don't know whatever it is he shoots and then we have just psychokinesis but amplified with silver so i was only able to do anything with silver so maybe i can't use sonic and shadow just yet keep hurling these bad boys back oh wait we did something there we chunked him all right we gotta give silver a break after this he's doing all the heavy lifting i'm getting greedy i'm like one more just just one more i want to hit him one more time all right something's not working because he's got like a shield going on i wonder if we got a switch now so this is probably when we use shadow because something's telling me we have to end this with sonic let's see come on do it again but it's much easier since i can just recharge on my own the concept of this is cool but come on it's no uh fighting biohazard in space with live and learn playing in the background oh there we go your arms are free now my guess is uh switch to sonic what do we do let's charge all the way up and then he does like this let's wait for that to end and bam right in the belly button when am i coming in what am i coming in oh here we go ah you stupid you didn't learn i can see your core oh that's so tough now where's your face no really where's your face all right one more time and this series is over a little monotonous not a terrible final boss fight is it over no it's not over yet we got whatever oh it's not over yet i guess it's not gonna be that easy we have to fight safer solaris now oh wait he's just spamming lasers i can do that too i don't know if this is working oh i see when he's shooting lasers he's open music came up a little bit this is a jam i'll admit it there's a couple good songs in the soundtrack but to go as far to say that the soundtrack is great uh i don't know about that i'm gonna die i'm gonna die switch twitch we switched okay all right well the good news is at least we start from the second phase oh that's a lot of lasers why do you have more lasers now oh i am now realizing i can go up and down swear to god i switched this changes everything maybe i felt like in the first phase that i wasn't really able to do that or if i did it just felt super limited i will protect the future he's so pure silver he's a good boy okay this is going to be the run got a good feeling about this one i i said i had a good feeling means we're not supposed to die like one more hit that did nothing i'm gonna try and get one more in before i got a switch bam that was the one all right now you're dead a little anti-climactic but fine we take those oh feels good feels good to finally be done with this a little surreal because i've gone so long without playing sonic 06 and only hearing about how horrible it was but also i've heard from a lot of you how much you enjoy it and yeah i might have ragged on it but to be truthful i'm not even gonna lie to you nope it was horrible but i'm glad some of you enjoy it because you're allowed to like bad games even if they're bad this is solaris the flame of all oh so solaris is once the flame of hope oh no solaris is the flame of hope and iblis is the flame of disaster solaris will allow us to control time and move through history so where did we go wrong oh i guess humans tampering with time travel if that ever does become a thing we're going to mess it yes up we'll both be able to see your mother once again goodbye little flame sonic's like what if we kissed in front of the flames of hope who knew such a tiny flame could bring such devastation firefighters firefighters definitely knew that if we put out this flame solaris will never exist and then we'll never have to worry about the flames of disaster right you and i will never meet sonic's like oh man it will never have happened it's probably best if they never met so we can all forget the kiss happened i don't care what happens to the world oh selfish blow it out make a wish [Music] who would have thought to destroy the final boss that exists in multiple timelines all you had to do was blow it out like a birthday candle and then there was a big party everyone showed up elise was there sonic was there then elise was like holy crap a hedgehog that could talk it felt like someone was calling me sure it's just the wind that wind gets into a lot of trouble it's okay sonic you'll always have the memories we'll see you guys next time god this game sucked [Music] you

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Length: 127min 58sec (7678 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 05 2022