I, uhhh... (yeah?) I haven't played this one in a while(ok?), but I was thinking the other day(quality videos?) I was like you know what? (what?) You know what really hits the spot?(WHAT?!) Some good old Barbie's Dreamhouse Party.(GREAT.) All right, here we are (nice dress) Here we are, it's really fucking nice in here. (i bet it is)Oh yeah, I've got great tits.(i doubt you do Mrs.Big Bouncy Boobies) Wait, is that not how to start a challenge(no), okay whoopsies? The inspiration wall(ooooooooooohhh), I'm so inspired(me too,ispired of jacks quality ideas) Find the four grooming tools.(Fine) Okay. Thanks, Gratos.(you're welcome) I appreciate it.(don't) For some reason, there's metal doors in Barbie's Dreamhouse(Whaaa?) I...I don't know why th-the whole fucking house is on lockdown,(promise i didn't do it) I guess okeydoke Oh someone has my goddamn item, don't they?(yep,who is it tho?) Someone has my goddamn item, don't they?(damn,i hope you dont beat him with it after you take it) Oh, that's my item.(yup) Ahh hell yeah it's that one.(well,nevermind,he dit it anyway) Ohh boy, I've never been so aroused in my life(well damn) [Reporter] As most of you Barbie fans already know, we haven't exactly had the best Track record when it comes to dealing with Barbie's pets, [Ethan] No, they've all died,(WHY?!) every single one of them(*sobs*) Why is there semen all over this dog?(da fauq?) That's not right?(is it tho?) Yes? Yes. Yes, there we go Oh, I am grooming quick. Hell, yes I am(i'm so impressed) Move those fingers Barbie, brush that dog! (QUICK)Okay one paw down, give me another paw, there we go Oh, wonderful.(well you got my words first) FUCKING CHRIST! I am THE best at this game!(I doubt it) There we go, sub-rub-A-dub-dub doggies in the tub. (nice rhyme) Let's go! (ok then) I am bathing these animals faster than you can say Barbie's cock.(WELL THEN) OH! INCREDIBLE SPEED!(I know) How many fucking dogs does Barbie have?(i don't know) There's been like 20 dogs in here?(wow) Where is she keeping them? 29 dogs, I washed 29 dogs. Let's do some math here(i don't wanna go to school...) 29+24+23+21,(so tempting) THAT'S 97 GODDAMN CANINES,(WHAT?!)Barbie, where are you keeping them?!?!(i swear...i don't know anything..)
