these Tik Tok impressions of me are borderline identity theft

we're back on tick-tock baby i figured that you know will the app get deleted will it not get deleted who knows at this point it's been threatened so many times maybe it will go away but i [ __ ] doubt it anywho a while back i asked you guys to use your abilities to create some content because you know that's the thing i'm always creating content for you but where's the content for me where's the content for me guys come on so i am on tick tock on a hashtag cranky please 83.2 million views on these bad boys that's crazy dude what i'm gonna try and do is find more original things sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry a lot of them are just like clips from my channel or clips from moon as honest so let's go randomly scroll through and see what you've made on the tick tocks all right you're being part of my vlog okay cool my name is ethan can i do a backflip for you yes but be careful goodness gracious be careful all right do not kill yourself please please don't kill yourself [Music] makes me want to throw up dude it's so cringy i was so desperate for attention and i'm desperate for attention now please subscribe thank you so much like the video leave a comment down below add this to your favorites that's not that's not been a thing for years thank you so much for the validation i don't know what this is what am i doing am i choir in church no thank you so much subscribe or else i'll send a letter uh i don't know where anyway my god [Laughter] that's good [ __ ] man ethan get on your knees this was the day this was the day that i have safety glasses i'm so afraid of mark today's the day mark today's the day the evil look in her eyes 10 feet that was the lightsaber the back that's sick i just measured from where you are to where i am it's 10 feet okay but hold on with that paintball gun we know that it's more powerful we don't know we do know how because you tested it and it was so much more powerful in what way because it was so much louder it was so loud it was so it was so loud i don't want to get shot with that paintball gun with the other one it was fine but that one was spooky you're in a room with three grown men but you feel safe who are they am i i got told recently that i give off the vibes of someone who can let you hold their who you can let them hold your drink you you would let me hold your drink is the vibe that i give off to some people and that makes me happy i'm glad that i give up that vibe i will protect your drink with my life yeah yeah like when he's when he's smelling something yeah yeah like when he's when he's smelling something oh [Laughter] it's really good egg boy oh that's funny oh is this art i like art oh i love these kind of things this is so cool people are talented i wish i had any kind of skill at all look at this look at this look at this that's so cool that's so cool that's so cool things that ethan does on unisonness that just makes sense yes yes tell me mark i'm scared mark anytime it talks [Laughter] he can't finish it's an adhd thing you can't this is so good that first one of just like walking into a thing with my arms out oh shoes oh are you going to make unis honest shoes i bet i see black paint and i see white paint wait so you would just leave the other one you don't need to do the other one [Music] nice nice nice i like that so much that's so cool that's sick dog that's so whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that's cool that's cool wow these keep getting cooler this is so cool that's sick dude haley garrett these shoes are sick ooh that's cool oh copyrighted music but the visuals are cool let's see if this is correct five six five ten five oh yeah there we go there we go um uh okay okay okay okay carson is really tall he's a gigantic man a learner all right you want a picture you want a picture all there is if i ever have a child this is what they look like big ears me just vibing watching unisonness yes yes yes vibes vibes vibes vibes when [ __ ] happens yeah that's right we put a big goof on you wow what are you gonna do about it write a theory about it me in preschool after my teacher spent 20 minutes talking about her divorce what i just wanted to learn that's really really funny why was your teacher in preschool talking about so what do you guys do for fun around here i don't know sometimes we throw [ __ ] at kevin who's kevin kevin uh hi i'm kevin i am kevin when it's honest when the time comes every time every time i swear ethan is gonna goof it on the last day no i won't it's not always my fault it's not always my fault ethan's living a wattpad story that's funny what oh this is this was me i did this i don't remember this i'm pretty cute i'll rise for the national anthem all right oh what's this oh turn it up dude seriously dude like whoa dude dude dude yes dude dude [ __ ] turn up yeah dude turn up yeah dude i put my dick in a bag of doritos what why did you put your dick in a bag of doritos boots with the fur the whole club looking at her we hit the floor these water slides are sick dude we run a christian channel here guys so not until marriage but here's the thing most poisoning just like either cute or hot you get one not both but then out of nowhere when god was mixing in this little mixing pot he was like let me do both and so he took hot and he took you and put them in the mixing bowl nice nice nice nice guys i can be hot sometimes watch this that's a whap that's a wet what else do we have here huh what else do we have here what's this oh alexander ooh are you being unis how many people are gonna go well i guess halloween doesn't really exist this year but how many people are gonna go as who is honest dude that's sick i didn't even think about that until right now when i thought about it and now i thought about it i'm screaming i'm screaming too it's a great day to be alive ethan don't scream don't tell me when and when not to scream i'll scream all i want that was from way back in the day back when i thought that that was a personality trait ooh this is sick i saw this the other day actually look at that that's cool that's cool but wait it's a playing card that's cool that's sick that's real cool that's really cool anyway uh if you want to make more things i wish that they had a way to sort by newest and it wasn't just most popular because it's kind of annoying because it's only most popular and you can't as far as i can tell you can't store maybe you can on ios but i will look at more things also if you make things submit them to the writer as well reddit.com crank game please row right there that's crazy thank you guys so much for watching i'll see you later hope you have a great night i have to pee really bad i've been drinking water you should drink water have you have you drank water today you should do it okay bye [Music] you

Channel: CrankGameplays

Views: 678,442

Rating: 4.9878278 out of 5

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Id: eCE6E59KCsY

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 02 2020