Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to Whose Line! If you saw "Whose Line is it Anyway?" we're doing the same thing. We got little bits of paper that you guys wrote and tweeted out to us. And we're gonna do some basic improv with basic scene works (Wade...sniffed Ethan's hair) BUT we have to inject these lines into some, occasional, places. WE HAVE NO IDEA how this is going to go because we've never done it before- it's Ethan that suggested this. Ethan: YEAH He even decided that we should do this so we're gonna do this because we also like to do improv. SO Are you ready? Ethan: Ready! Alright! Whoever 's in that seat, Wade's seat, is gonna decide what we're doing. Bob: You are-... bakers... and you're- in early- and you're just trying to get all the stuff ready to open the shop. *Mark grunt-groans* Tyler: So tired Mark: Frank, we gotta stop pullin these late nights The doughnuts ain't worth this. Tyler: Ugh, let me get the flour (Mark groans in annoyance) Mark: Is it sugar? Spice? Somethin' nice?? Tyler: I coulda sworn it was somethin' else Let me look at the recipe -mumbled- What's in there? Mark: Yeah, what does it say? What does it say? Tyler: "Blueberries have feelings too "and I-.. "I would be happy if you respected that." *serious faces* *the group giggles* Mark: Fuuck blueberries... Tyler: But- man- Mark: FUCK blueberries! Tyler: We need to stop putting them IN the doughnuts! Mark: FUUCK Blueberries! -voice lowers with sentence-
I'm puttin 'em in everything Tyler: THEY HAVE FEELINGS When you kill them, they feel it Mark: I know That's what I like about it... I like killing things. -really fast-
SPECIFICALLY BLUBERRIES I don't want to seem like I'm a murderer of anything I wa- I like killing blueberries- I want to be very specific about that ... but fuck those bluberries Tyler: I-I can't stand the way they scream Mark: I know Tyler: Wha- Mark: You know what they say to me? In the darkest of nights when I'm stabbin' 'em and they're screamin' at me- You know what they say? "Frickity frack the snick sack is back" *the group giggles* -intense-
THE SNICK SACK IS BACK Tyler: No! Mark: I'm coming for those blueberries! Tyler: No Mark: IT'S ME *suiting up sound effects* I'm the Snick-Snack! *group laughs more* You know why I was doing those late nights?! -whispers-
I was snickin.. I was snackin Tyler: Not on the blueberries! Mark: Ohh~ On more than the blueberries -laughs at beginning-
You think the world is just about blueberries?? Tyler: I thought it was about our doughnuts... Mark: So naive -whispers-
There's more to this world than doughnuts There's more! Tyler: You're right... "sharks are not supposed to fall from the sky" Mark: ... WHO ARE YOU TO TELL THE SNICK SNACK WHAT HE AND SHE CAN NOT DO!? That's right, I'm both- EY! *group giggles* Don't you dare... tell me sharks can't fall from the sky. I STARTED THIS DOUGHNUT SHOP! IIIIII bought the first flour. -whisper-
and the snick snack... killed the first... blueberry. Tyler: I was wondering where all the blueberries went they're all- NEVER IN THE SHOP Mark: Didn't you ever read the shop's slogan? -whisper- Listen close "... "hakuna your own matatas" *more giggling* It's a wonderful phrase! Tyler: You're telling me I need to open my OWN doughnut shop and NOT make blueberries? Or that I'm supposed to-... Mark: It's kind of one of those open interpretation slogans You know, I wanted it to inspire people or something like that LIKE I SAID -fast-
I don't want to kill anybody but blueberries I made that very clear in the beginning of this I'm not a murderer. Tyler: But I am. Mark: Oh- Tyler: You know what I say before I kill? Mark: What? "My mom wou- makes weird sounds at night" Mark: OH That's sex. Tyler: Are you having sex with my mom?! Mark: NO GOD NO I LITERALLY JUST kill blueberries I don't do ANYTHING else wrong- the Snick Snack is really not that bad a villain- it's just kinda fun at night- I do not. No. Tyler: Then who's boning my mom? Mark: Probably your dad! If I had to guess! Tyler: He's alive?! Wade: End Scene *all laughing* Tyler: Bar joint He's the bartender, you know him really well you guys are, like, really good friends 'cause you always get drunk together Ethan: So, Bobby, you'll have the usual I presume? Bob: Make it a double I'm gettin fired tomorrow Ethan: Ohhh Sorry to hear that Why's that happenin'? Bob: Weeeelll I- may have groped my boss' daughter.. *silence* Look! Ethan: That is a LOT WORSE than I thought you were gonna say! *Mark laughs* Bob: I don't know if she's his daughter- right? But-... Her last name's the same, and when I got to the house, his car was there so, I was like, "maybe I should bail on this" *Mark giggles again* Ethan: Maybe you SHOULD'VE bailed on that Bob: Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's gonna be pissed about it... Ethan: He's gon- yeah! You might- You might get fired but you might also get killed Bob: yeah.. Ethan: That's a possibility! Bob: I mean, I don't know if he saw me but, like, I- we walked- we walked up
*Ethan making an unsure, high pitched hum sound* and I ran when I realized it was his car but he yelled out the front door like, as I was running away Ethan: Yeah Bob: "Go outside and talk to a tree! "Make friends with the tree! "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend!" *the group giggles* Ethan: Which- you know- It-it seems like a ridiculous thing- to say at first but, you know, maybe he was trying to get you away from his daughter, you know- BE FRIENDS WITH THE TREE NOT MY DAUGHTER kind of thing, you know? Bob: It- certainly scared me off Ethan: Mm Bob: And you think that- you know it could go either way maybe he was just trying to be encouraging and he was sad I was leaving Um- yeah- I can be optimisic Ethan: YEAH *overlapping* Ethan: Yeah maybe he WANTED you there! Bob: His daughter found someone, right? Ethan: Uh-huh Bob: It's possible Ethan: Yeah, he wanted you to be friends with the trees I was in a similar scenario one time And I was, uh- I was fraternizing with a- with a- with- with with my- with my friend's daughter and he told me- *group begins to laugh* He told me *group containing giggles* "You make my cheese melt. "Just like my heart" He said that to me Bob: Your friend said that to you?? Ethan: -laughing- yeah Bob: He must've been all out of sorts if you were fraternizing with his daughter- how old was his daughter? *Ethan stutters for an answer* Ethan: - of age *Mark laughs* Bob: Maybe it's a cultural thing Maybe I didn't do anything wrong *group laughs* I mean, both of us went the same way apparently I don't know what happened Ethan: I know Ya know, he wanted you to be with the TREES he wanted me to be with the CHEESE Bob: Look- I blame public schools, okay? *group laughs louder* It's not my fault. She's attractive and.. GOD My job sucks! And- she was- what am I supposed to do?? You know what my health teacher told me? about sex This is how backwards public education is Ethan: Uh-huh This is the REAL issue here Bob: MY HEALTH- MY SEX ED class was just, the health teacher just marched in the front of the class and just put on a video. And when it finished she just went "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts!" and walked out and that was it!! *group chuckles* What am I suppose to- How- I- I don't know how to interact with girls Ethan: I mean- did she?? Bob: ... Oh- yeah Ethan: That's what I- that's what I thought gets ya every time those coconuts Bob: Yeah, Mrs: Johnson She was old but, you know you could tell ...you could tell Ethan: She had experience *Bob and Ethan "yeah" back and forth* Ethan: Anyway- Mark: Scene! *they all laugh* Ethan: Okay, you're- you're burying your dog. *Wade's crying for his poor doggo* Wade: I keep diggin the hole Mark: Nephew- lots of things die *Wade sniffles* It was a dumb dog Wade: It wasn't! He was a great dog *Mark's "eh" of "not really"* Fido was a great dog! Mark: Ehhh, Fido maybe drunk a little bit Fido was a little bit of a mess- Wade: That's because you gave him the alcohol Mark: Well yeah, I mean, he was yellin' all the time I decided to give him a lil nip BUT, YA KNOW, IT'S OKAY It's a learning experience Is that the- oh my god Wade: That was just a rock! Mark: OH- okay I thought you threw Fido I've been drinking a lot Wade: I can tell Uncle Fyd- Fyde- FykerMyker Mark: Thanks for pronouncing my original name Wade: -weeping- I've had a little to drink too Mark: AYE, you're a FykerMyker too, ya know You're one of the family and I'm here to help ya through this You want a nip? Wade: I don't know what that means.. Thank you That's a strange drink you have- Mark: Ya know, your uncle's a strange man. Wade: That you are, Uncle FykerMyker Mark: Ohhh man Do you remember what Fido used to say to me? Looong ago Wade: You were the only one he could ever talk to! Mark: Oh! Yeah That weird power I have to talk to dogs doesn't come in handy That's why I had to shut that dog up ANYWAY He used to say to me waaay back when oh, man, when he was just a pup "Hello everybody! "My name is Markiplier!" *everyone giggles* That fuckin' dog wouldn't shut the fuck up Wade: You always said that! But, you know I never heard him say it Mark: Yeah yeah, he said it he said it yeap He said it a whole bunch Wouldn't stop saying it kept messin' it up too yup Kept sayin it over and over again Ahh -mumbles- fuck you Fido Wade: Mom told me, s-she couldn't be here she had to work, but She told me to say a few words to Fido and she wrote down what she wanted to say so *Wade sniffles* Lemme- before we move on let me just say what she wanted to- wanted to get out with- Mark: Ol' Momma FykerMyker Wade: She said I'm sorry- it's just really having a hard- Mark: I can understand that! Your dog died Wade: She said- *sniffs* "On a scale from one to America "How free are you tonight?" You're very free Fido! *Ethan giggling* Wade: You're so free now!
Mark: That's beautiful Mark: -choked up- that's beautiful Wade: I know you always wanted to be whatever a Markiplier is but... You're just our puppy... And I love you Fido! Mark: It's okay Wade: HE'S ALL THE WAY TO AMERICA FREE! *Wade weeps* on a scale! Mark: That is pretty free That is pretty free Wade: Can I have another swig Uncle FykerMyker? Mark: No, you can't That's what gets me in jail Ah, FykerMyker can't go back Wade: I won't tell this time -whisper-
H e y It's okay You're hurtin a bit Wade: I am I can tell ya But before you drink! Remember my old drinking song? Hm? Wade: Please remind me, I'd forgotten Mark: OH, let's do it together, huh? Wade: Okay Both: ♪ "I love ♪ blowing up dogs ♪ Mark: ♪ blowing them to hell! ♪ ♪ And down and back! ♪ ♪ Put the TNT in the grave ♪ ♪ Wind the wire over here ♪ ♪ DRINK UP Little Billy ♪ ♪ Here we fuckin' go~ 💥 BOWM 💥 *Wade yells in terror* Wade: His head's still there!! Mark: Ohh, that's neat I've never seen that before Wade: I think he just said his name was Markiplier Mark: Ah shut the FUCK up ya little dog Wade: FIDO??! Wade: Is that the normal way you bury dogs, Uncle FykerMyker? Mark: Yes. That's the FykerMyker way. Mark: Now come on- Wade: But I always thought- Both: ♫ I love blowing up dogs! ♫ *song falls apart to giggles and mumbling* Wade: But Uncle FykerMyker, you forgot one thing Mark: What? Wade: Our family motto Before we sing the family song we have to say the family motto together Mark: Oh! The family motto is, "Please don't go in the basement" *they start giggling* Wade: ♫ IIII Love- ♫ Both: ♪ Blowing up dogs ♪ ♪ Don't go down to the basement! ♪ Mark: So anyway! That was Whose Line which is- like un-repentadly sto- -mumbles-
why am i the only one-...huh? Ethan: Uh, I don't know that's how the intro was Bob: I thought we were gonna play some- Okay *Mark mumbling "nope" over both of them* *Tyler laughs like a horse* *then Mark* So that was Whose Line Uh- this was the first improv thing that we've actually done. I mean- The Don't Laugh thing is kind of improv we're improvising what we do But this is the first like structured- *they all laugh- distinctly Tyler like a horse once again* Bob: You okay buddy? So, uh, we hope you enjoyed it! We have no idea how it's going to turn out uh hopefully it's gonna be good- uh And thank you all for participating If you want to see this again or a different variety of it there's, like, different games that we could do Like, uh, Change Game where you're doing a scene and then- you say "change!" and you have to change what's done Yeah! We could just mix and match So let us know down in the comments below Thanks again everybody for watching! AND AS ALWAYS We'll see YOU in the next video Bye Bye! Ethan: Byyye *jazzy music outro*
