Babysitting Mama but I should not be allowed to have a child

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and this is my new baby kevin jr isn't he a cutie he's even cuter when you take him out of the box there are no air holes or anything all right let's get him out of here come on show your face baby don't be shy just take them out by the head oh i'm gonna be a good dad i don't really know anything about him i didn't know this game existed until i found cooking mama and then i realized there was a cookie mama babysitter world i was like i'll get that too and i'm like wait i need to get a doll even better who decided this was a good idea anyway let's read more about it you and your baby can play along with mama in over 50 babysitting activities six unique babies in game each with their own personality and needs true undyne baby spiel and gaiman slam mid mama and mirales 50 luciken babysitting spielen i hope my baby is german i have a feeling my personality in that accent it will sound really angry all right baby what do you say we get started all right here we are with my baby i'm not exactly sure how this works like how i get the controller in or you know just babies in general i'm gonna try and just stop this in here this feels really wrong just like stuffing this remote down this baby's back okay that looks normal oh god okay he even looks like me a little bit doesn't he shh it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay loud music i know versus play i will beat the [ __ ] out of you in a versus game how do we play that honestly i would destroy this baby in unarmed combat oh and i think i need to actually have friends for this go back go back go back babysitting let's go that's what i said mama wait do i not get to like pick a baby it said they have six unique personalities my baby's personality is dead it doesn't do anything maybe you can actually get different models that could be it mine's okay i guess someone out there has got to have all of these babies probably still in plastic like they'll go up in value eventually no no they won't be careful not to ever shake the baby mama knows what i'm like already all right grab it by the throat it's just grabbing away the throat it's sobbing what do i do having a baby is great yeah i started choking it even harder and it's like good it's crying why why is it saying good this is calming it apparently choking the baby is the way forward i have a grip so tight yeah choking really works for this how did you do pretty good apparently yay a perfect perfect choking i told you i'd destroy an armed combat your little [ __ ] why didn't i get to name my baby i would have called it back or something it's nearly time for milk i don't think uh i don't think i can do that i think we gotta wait till your mama's home oh we got a bottle okay we're okay then you ready to drink you're irish of course you are all right go [ __ ] sorry what do i do oh it must not go into the red i guess i don't want to choke my baby well apparently i do fast kevin does anyway how about a nice big bird she talking to me and the baby burp the baby with gentle pets on the back for safety never shake the baby it's too late for that i'm afraid come on baby i'm gonna get that burp out of you whether you liked it or not i'm [ __ ] ready let's go mama here we go here we go aiming i give him the [ __ ] heimlich maneuver come on baby we're getting that burp out of you there it is yeah nice big burp i didn't get it out i couldn't get it i didn't shake it i punched it that's completely different okay i'm just gonna squeeze it okay there you go i feel like i'm in the lion king ah la la vina please burp for your mama i have big hands my hands are like shovels i can't help it stop it this is a hate crime how light do i have to tap this thing it's as if it were made for children or something i'm like lenny out of mice and men just grab it by the throat ah oh [ __ ] sake my earphones came out stupid baby god this baby's not gonna make it to one time's up how did i do silver not bad child abuse aside i'm a good dad the baby is going to cry i wonder why just stop crying all right just stop crying do it just like mama used to do i don't know if this is soothing for the baby i've got it gripped by the scruff it's neck and its foot and i'm just throwing it around the place look he's waving he's so happy this is just for cps 88 points not bad right kevin jr don't tell a soul what happened here today though i'm in warning you new picture at it oh jesus christ they're going to use it as evidence [Music] oh no sorry i've been drooling there's a drooling here playing my wii game change the baby's nappy use the rattle how am i supposed to change its nappy and play with the rattle okay happy happy all right take off that [ __ ] nappy come on all right keep shaking what do i do now pull its legs oh wait was i not supposed to physically take the nappy off the baby that's just supposed to take it off in the game too late now my baby's naked oh my god junior you're getting really in the way here can you just like pop back up there or something okay this is a lot easier now i feel like we're a team i feel like we're bonding wait i didn't time's up wait no that's not how it works i need to actually change the diaper i didn't put a new one on my baby's naked always be gentle never shake the baby well he's just about balancing up there to be honest he's really close to death right now the doomsday clock is nearing midnight are we supposed to be shaking oh oh he's losing his balance huh just like mama i'm trying my mother he's pulling my hair oh okay i got him i got him this might be a bit violent what am i doing oh wait is he supposed to be facing me is it detecting it backwards oh yeah it was okay i just don't like looking my baby in the eye it's like he's judging me judging baby why are you not doing this come on just be a good baby i feel like i'm singing a drunken irish song should we put this nappy on again i don't know now he's hecking cool now he's taken after his papa ride or die am i right the period's like please let me die move it with the gringo move with the capingo what does that mean i don't have any maternal instincts i can't just figure this out myself no more music all right a bit more music no more i'll fight a baby i do stuff like teaching at the alphabet backwards and all this stuff and like count using colors point our colors is numbers look tree it's the color tree i'm worried that if i'm not careful this will be considered children's content and then i'll get demonetized so i just i just kind of whale on it a little bit every now and again the whole thing is crying oh what are the results oh what prize do i get look baby your dad's getting a present it's like i have a new toy to play with now on new baby i don't need you anymore let's get your nappy back on come on i know i don't want this content to be for kids but i don't want it to be demonetized either even though i think there's a strong chance that's gonna happen i don't know how the nappies work why is there one hole how did this get on yes i figured it out the one hole goes around there and then that comes up and it's velcroed and why is that that way why is it backwards all right you know what that'll do you're not a new baby all right fine we'll babysit you one more time and jump on the other end and make him go flying it'll be hilarious why does she never listen to me i listen to everything she says granted i don't do half of them i hold the baby all right look at my baby look at him up down up down he's moody he obviously doesn't like this toy look at him what's wrong with them now oh jesus christ the other one's drowned jesus christ why don't we have some kind of restrictor on this water flow it seems unsafe all right back to seesaw wait why are we speeding up the no no it doesn't like this it likes gentle you're bad with kevin jr keep going i am how did you do actually fantastic i feel like again we really bonded over that in fact i am going to hug my baby now yeah i gave him big hug he's real happy now oh my god oh the mess will do that to you ketamine isn't it wait we're doing a baby race you're going down other baby me and kevin junior have got a real bond look at this oh go kevin jr go the other baby is weak the loser dies no wait what oh okay i just [ __ ] head-butted that door oh my god he's learned to walk all of a sudden i'm so proud [Music] he gets the bottle and then just runs straight into the door what the hell are we feeding him i don't know what daycare this is but i have a feeling that child protective services would have issue with the fact you're racing them you're probably betting on them too you're on sick mama mama i'm gonna shake it i'm gonna shake it oh my god it's little it's poor little head whiplash that's what i would have named the baby if i could name it i would have named it whiplash i'm going to grab it by its feet up and down i don't think this is what it meant by up and down yes yes this is good yeah he likes this he [ __ ] loves it he's asleep oh she's sleeping what a fly mama has a murderous look in her eye oh a psychopathic look in her eye i prefer that when the halo announcer says it swat what are we doing should the baby be asleep oh i'm sorry go back sleep go sleep go sleep go sleep on something okay there we go ah stupid baby putting it back to sleep by aggressively shaking that bloody thing in front of it why do we have such a fly infestation i really think there's a lot of health issues in this daycare wait can i try the other baby i want to see how cool the other baby is i think my one's dead it's been lying there for a while yeah i'd rather have that one i've changed my mind i don't want my one do we just repeat the other things no we do don't we does that does that work i don't want to scare it anymore that's the thing the second child always has a better chance because you make all your mistakes with the first one you know the the choking the throwing on the floor that kind of thing by the second one you know that it's wrong that's why i turned out so good i was the second child first one's in prison i don't think a baby wants to read the newspaper let's see the updates on iran and the usa oh my god this baby has no interest in politics i think it's broken no wait what oh my god how did it even do that what what what am i doing oh i'm just supposed to go over them okay jesus christ i feel like i'm playing warioware all of a sudden i think this is more for you mama rather than the baby feels like she's clay pigeon shooting oh it's yummy time let's get you fed this baby is [ __ ] why is it smacking the table i want to go back to kevin junior after this i'm abandoning this one and it has zero hand-eye coordination it keeps missing its food all right you know what you want to be like that then don't eat then you'll learn quickly was that a threat i think mama was threatening that baby okay we're going back to my original baby he was way [ __ ] cooler what what he was cold okay he's a baby i have to take care of him don't listen to them you look great i just thought of something what they forgot the other baby in the daycare and just left it there alone with that overflowing bathtub oh no you want to take a picture okay jesus why is it always creeping like that it's going to grow up to be a complete weirdo if we encourage this behavior who's shooting lasers at us protect my baby what the hell is that sound [Music] keep going did not expect my thursday night to be going like this he's giggling at least someone's having fun [Music] oh god mama no i don't know if kicking up the pace is a good idea it's gonna get whiplash mama what why aren't you getting this it doesn't like going fast stop look it's freaking out it's angry [Music] yeah you'll cheer up you should be having the time of your life right now look you're on youtube everyone's looking at you you've got all the attention he's like but papa i just want food can you do a good job what's that supposed to mean no she's getting sassy up you go there you go it's laughing how did you do not bad if i do say so myself but i think it's time the baby came out now it's just growling by the [ __ ] neck i can hear it like ripping final results how did we do baby i feel like we really bonded today let's look at it together how did we do 59 points well i gotta say you weren't really pulling your weight pretty soon you'll be great implying i'm not great now she's so passive-aggressive i do not like her you know what baby we don't need her we're gonna go have a great time ourselves we don't need babysitting mama why don't you seem upset she's just repeating woo hoo and i said we don't need her and we're leaving shut up we're leaving goodbye all right little buddy i think you've had enough of fun and games for one day but you gotta be hungry after all that look yogurt it's nice look real quick see that wasn't so bad now was it who's a good boy who's a good boy oh that's the way you want to eat a little [ __ ] fine i've come to talk with you again

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 1,000,615

Keywords: kevin, callmekevin, kevin1811, funny, moments, gameplay, lets, play, game, cmk, clips, babysitting mama dont shake the baby, babysitting mama wii, babysitting mama gameplay, babysitting mama fail, babysitting mama callmekevin, babysitting mama funny, babysitting mama funny moments, babysitting mama game, cooking mama baby

Id: fYH588AEC7E

Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/yeehawswagtown]

I think the typo makes this

[u/DrumpfTinyHands]

Well someone call an ambulance because my ovaries just exploded at the sight of Kevin with child!